So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>44341I can have Fae maul you. I would offer to maul the minotaur but he's roo strong
Nothing short of a 20 will >rape on a single roll you silly fools
>>44342This
>>44340"It's not so sudden if it's routine...
I hope you can make up for that with intensity, if your up to the ~task." *winks*
*clenches down and bucks back*
>>44342>>44341>>44345Oh calm down it was just a shitpost.
>>44347As was mine. A counter-shitpost if you will.
>>44345Praise fucking kek
"Mr. Snek shall we try again?"
Grapple check
[1d20+7 = 25]
>>44347Oh that won't save you now
>>44350Dude. Infernius is strong. So unless you're going to use your high level spells (which you have) you should probably cease
>>44349"Come on, ~Flashy. Give me the best you've goot."
*clenches diamond-cutting cunt and presses paladin back against the wall, looking back seductively*
"I want to see just what you have in you."
>>44351It isn't Torc grappling
Its Mr.
>25 str Snek...
>>44353Whats Infernius' strength?
>scared >>44352>only just now making use of a horse's innate ability to exercise strong control over her vaginal musselsWhy you just now using this? It would have been so helpful in all the cauchemar sequences
ejaculates into pony, but only for the first of several times"Oh yeah? You're in for it!"
*throws self on pony*
*punishes pony*
>>44357I know right?
>>44360That could be effective. Rolling 4?
"You know,...."
shush
>>44354*pushes pony into ground*
*pounds pony*
>>44359"~Oh...!"
>le butterfly eyelids face"Come on, ~Flashy. I know you've got moar in you."
>>44367*takes it like a bitch in heat*
>>44370>>44370*pushes harder into pony, and deeply*
"I've got a lot more to give"
>>44371*gives it to her like the cowboys of old, man on mare*
>>44359>Why you just now using this?I thought it was a given, desu.
>31 Str vaginal musclesWait, doesn't she get a Str buff in that form from the Paladin's Mount class?
>>44373*pushes back firmly, clenching*
".. Good boy... let it all out now."
>>44374Damn it
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_DanceThen Torc and Snek teleport away because I need sleep.
>>44375>28 HP>will save halves damage>4 willFUCK
[1d20+4 = 23]
>>44379>+4 willYour will save is like +10 at this level.
>>44379Finally, a good roll.
>>44380Ah, but Mr. Snek's isn't and he said step on snek.
In the meantime I need fucking sleep so goodnight faggots
>>44376>31 strength vaginal musclesOh God yes. That makes up for the size difference.
>strength buufShe would, but getting the larger nightmare size is itself the buff
>>44377>vagina is well lubricated by his love for her"Nice try pony"
*continues fucking tight but slippery pony*
>>44378Oops wrong pic. Cant delete.
>>44383I was going to delete it for you, but then I saw the picture
>>44385>FaeWell yes, but Fae is the smaller dragonne base, while tracy is a way oversized nightmare
*stares right back at poner*
*gives her penis*
*gives it
hard*
>>44386>Fae is the smaller dragonne base, while tracy is a way oversized nightmareShe's stil pretty buff with it though.. and she has that buff all the time...
>>44387To be honest I kind of agree that Tracy should get more Paladin's mount bonuses in pony form
>>44387Also, getting bigger isn't necessarily bigger for a Mount. You can't normally fast-mount a Yuge creature
(You can use it for cover though, so that natural armor buff is pretty fucking sweet. She's a tank.)>>44388I thought she got everything already.