So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>44798>>44800She crosses her arms and stares intently at Trump. At interval she looks in various directions, but her visage maintains.
"T... this."
>>44803Yeah that was weak
>>44807"Then you better stop your husbando, because he's destroying it"
>>44808"YOU destroy it by being an obnoxious cunt."
>>44809"If you want to be a racist, be consistent. And if you don't want to, that's just fine as well. But don't attack people when they point this out"
>>44808"Wut?"
Genuine confusion, and not just her. Oh wait,...
>>44809"What now?"
>>44810"She my wife and me love her. You made me angry me reacted."
>>44812"If you want to have friends then you need to calm the fuck down. Do you like to be attacked?"
>>44814"But why the fuck do you attack me? Do you like being attacked?"
>>44815"no. And me sorry for swinging. But you hurt Infernuis feelings. Me no that no reason to attack. Here's 3 grenades as apology."
>>44794"Uhm,"
Anyone remember Meridian 59? I'm suddenly inclined to go red-sky. I won't,... yet, but still>>44815>>44817Awkward teardrop, nothing said
>>44817"You hurt my feelings though... But I accept your apology"
*goes in for hug*
>>44819*accepts*
"Me value brads friendship. Me really do want to conquerthis land though."
>>44817*sadly*
"You know I don't have your ebin arms or strength. Or your six gorrlion hp. My allies aren't that loyal, and even my sword won't side with me. It's not an even fight. So I'm vulnerable to you in a way I'm not to others..."
Looking away, and mutters silently
"
I only have one set of dark powers to counter"
"So that's why it really hurts"
>>44820"I... I value you too. Let's conquer this thing together"
\r
>>44821"Brad we need to go on quest to get you more powerful weapon."
>>44822"Maybe... I'd kind of like a pet dragon as well. Well not a "pet," but an associate"
>>44823"Okay, but brad please don't put penis in it."
>>44825>Dragonne associateI have a theme I want to keep up
>>44824"We'll see"
>>44826"Um tracy REALLY wouldnt like that."
>>44827"True. But I like to have options in case Tracy ever fails me"
>>44828"Hmm well me guess that fair. As long as you don't do it before then you not degenerate."
>>44829"I won't I'm sure, though I really want to sometimes...
I don't think your waifu is really into the whole white-race-reaching-the-stars thing yet. Should we teach her sometime of the idea of collective glory?"
>>44831"Are you repulsed by the idea of being a part of something greater than the self? Something that outlives the self? Of beauty, splendor, and awe? Of creating that sense of awe in others?"
>>44834"Why do you not like me? Don't think I didn't notice that subtle knock at me when spoke of "prominent individuals" earlier. And don't think I haven't noticed that I've received the least equipment"
[1d20+27 = 32]>>44838>I don't knowOh yes you do! Rolling for sense motive
>>44840Oh she's DEFINITELY hiding shit.
"What does it matter anyway?"
>>44841"I want to know how I offended you in this instance, and why you don't like me generally"
>>44842"Its not offense,... its,... hope." She says sheepishly. "I'd rather you,... not know,... why."
>>44843"I just don't like to be detested is all. It worst when you don't know the reason why. But even when you know exactly why... It's still not pleasant"
>>44843"You're not detestable, don't over-do it," she mutters acknowledgingly.
>>44845"Maybe. You caught the cliff notes of earlier, its more of the same."
>>44846"Ana you know you can tell me anything"
>>44847"Yes,... but,... there are some things better left unsaid."
And with that, she >boops Infernius on the nose
passing out cuz 2:30+a >>44666>>44665I think you two got it between you. Thanks
>>44821>>44823*humps leg*
"I'm on your side, Flashy."
What classes would the mane six be if they were in game?
I think:
>Twilight: Wizard
>Pinkie: Bard
>Rainbow Dash: fighter
>Fluttershy: druid
>Raity: Not sure.. I wanna say arcana archer, but she not elf
>Applejack: Cancer Mage
>>44852No, Dash would be a rogue
>>44854Dash is all about being the best at everything: she'd go for those Fighter bonus feats.
Also, she's too bold and impatient to be a Rogue. It'd take all her willpower to resist making a sonic rainboom before a sneak attack.
>>44855Then again, she could probably make for a pretty awesome Rogue too
(I just remembered S6 e17). I feel like she'd prefer being on the front lines though, with all the glory.
All in all, Dash would make sure she's 20% cooler than everyone at everything.
[2d20 = 3]>>44773>>44851Grapple pony, pull vulnerable and exposed pony onto penis