So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43632Its strangely satisfying to watch that happen
>>43633Welcome to Mixed Nuts. You'll need to do better than rolling dice and declaring a threshold of outcome. Memes would be a good place to start.
[1d100 = 12]>>43636Anon.
>>43637Come on man. I rolled good.
>>43637To watch the Dev Team nerf him within like 7 minutes? It's fun for me to watch
>>43638You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
>>43643Dice rolls change the course of fate,anon.
>>43644Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
>>43643>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her characterWhat? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
>>43645>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at InferniusHow bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
>>43645Are you the guy telling the story? How would i make a character?
>>43646My point is, I was doing these dice rolls
as the play occurred. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
>>43649I wish Infernuis was never born.
>>43648You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room
no spoilers with a chest at the base of a bed.
>>43649Eh, I Just wanted to see the dice roll and rules and such
>>43650That' kind of mean though
>>43647Is that the game you want to play?
>>43651I guess i will be a griffon mage.
>>43653Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
>>43654>Random guyThe guy his wife forced to have sex with her. And not random
>>43647Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
>>43655I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
>>43658DONT CURSE ME WITH THAT SHIT
Also, have fun casting a level 9 spell as a lvl 1 character
>>43658>meta this hardYour character has no knowledge of Thez or Infernius, Tracy or Torcuil.
>>43661Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.
Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
>>43659Reeeee! be nicer to my .... Nevermind
>>43659>level 9 spellTry a 600 Spellcraft DC Ritual.
>>43663Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
>>43658REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43665But on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
>>43663Did you just join to make chaos?
>>43662Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD
>>43666Okay how do i learn things?
>>43668>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
>>43672Thez and Trump didn't fuck years ago...
>>43673Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
>>43674I would confort infernius, but I don't think he would appriciate Torc getting that close
>>43675Oh that
>implying GM will let him do it>>43677Oh I can't wait for Torc to encounter your character
>>43675How long does it take to fall in love? It didn't take Infernius long to go after Thez?
>>43676*hugs meme sorcerer*
"I love you, even if I do like roads"
>>43677Hello Yak Lee
>>43677Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
>>43683I turn the chest upside down then i leave.
>We have a Gryphon
Mazel Tov!