So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43638
You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
>>43644
Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
>>43643
>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her character
What? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her character
What? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
>>43645
>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius
How bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius
How bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
>>43646
My point is, I was doing these dice rolls as the play occurred. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
My point is, I was doing these dice rolls as the play occurred. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
>>43648
You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room no spoilers with a chest at the base of a bed.
You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room no spoilers with a chest at the base of a bed.
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>>43653
Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
>>43647
Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
>>43655
I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
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>>43661
Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.
Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.
Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
>>43663
Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
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>>43658
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43662
Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD
Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD
>>43668
>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
>>43673
Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
>>43677
Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
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>We have a Gryphon
Mazel Tov!
Mazel Tov!
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