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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
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No.43413
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So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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Anonymous
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No.44103
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>>44099
Not yet
Thez produces Pickle-I'nis before he does something foolish like transforms back to normal inside her bracelet.

Anonymous
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No.44104
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>>44101
>>44101
>>44100
>>44103
Sorry i was gone so long i got my Truck stuck in 4 feet of mud and i couldn't get it unstuck untill 1 last night.
Anonymous
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No.44105
44115
>>44104
Fucking RIP
Sorry to hear that
Anonymous
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No.44106
44115
>>44104
Holy shit.

Something similar happened to me in high school. I was going to take the girl I was dating to the fall dance........ Aaaaand I got my front wheel drive stuck in a wet ditch as I tried to pull out. Then her step-father tried to pull my vehicle out... And he got his truck stuck in the mud. It took like three hours before we finally got a neighbor to pull it out
Anonymous
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No.44108
44109
>>44103
"Thez thank you for keeping me safe. You most wonderful person me ever met."
Anonymous
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No.44109
>>44108
"So wonderful"
Sarcastically
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44111
44114
>deleting my questions
What is it this time?
Anonymous
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No.44112
44119
>>44110
Legendary wolf, for starters.

Anonymous
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No.44114
44116 44117 44121
>>44111
>>44113
First off, I'm pissed off about the indian giving on the belt and will be for a while. Second, I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later. Thirdly, as per usual with homebrew items, the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time. It should be ~20,000gp with haste as a requirement
Anonymous
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No.44115
>>44105
>>44107
I was exhausted by the time we finished pulling it out.
>>44106
Damn, i hope the dance went better than the drive.
Anonymous
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No.44116
44118
>>44114
I'm waiting for Infernius to stop being a pickle
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44117
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>>44114
>I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later.
That's kike logic, and you know it.
>the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time
The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf, which is a mini-quest in itself.
Anonymous
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No.44118
>>44116
*boop is a minotaur again.*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44119
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>>44112
Hmmmm... She'd have to find one first..
Anonymous
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No.44120
44123
>>44117
>Kike logic
No, it's good Capitalist logic

>The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf
Eh, I did not see that

>>44119
You'll find one at about the time I find my dragons
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No.44121
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>>44114
I need the belt anon.
Anonymous
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No.44122
44126 44132
>>44121
Yeah fuck you
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44123
44124 44128
>>44120
>Implying manipulating the free market through over-reaching use of granted authority is capitalistic logic
Anonymous
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No.44124
44128 44132
>>44123
And fuck you too
Anonymous
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No.44125
44127
>>44121
"Not necessarily. If Trump gibs the Ion stone, +2 (those don't stack anyway), you can still control the arms. And not get eated."
Anonymous
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No.44126
>>44122
I need it more than you do.if you don't have it will one of your items eat you?
Anonymous
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No.44127
44132 44133
>>44125
And you
Anonymous
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No.44128
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>>44124
>>44123
He has a point, kikes are capitalist you know.
Anonymous
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No.44130
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>>44129
"Me need to take a shower."
Anonymous
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No.44132
>>44127
>>44124
>>44122
We are your party brad, you know you're friends.
Anonymous
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No.44133
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>>44130
Kek. U can fast forward through that if you want.
>>44127
Non-artifact magical benefits do not stack with each-other, sorry.
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No.44134
>>44131
I know,i was making a point.
Anonymous
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No.44135
44137
>>44130
"Thats fine"
>>44128
I SAW THAT
thats a violation the NAP, I think we all know how thats gonna end
Anonymous
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No.44136
>>44133
Since Infernuis has been blue balled for like 2 days. He has a fap while in the shower.
Anonymous
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No.44137
44138
>>44135
Not all capitalist are kikes. But the capitalist system has been corrupted by satanic kikes.
Anonymous
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No.44138
44140 44141
>>44137
Fine...
This is wha Torc needs help with
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Stone_Horse
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44139
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>>44119
I did want a reason to explore the forest beyond that grove.
Tracy places a few mundane items in her bag, and leaves to explore the forest.
Not doing anything huge that'll get in the way of plot advancement, but still want to explore the map later when she gets the chance. Say she's scouting out the area around the grove, so she can explore it later.
Anonymous
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No.44140
>>44138
Seems legit.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44141
44142
>>44138
Good idea.
I wonder if it could be shrunken into a figurine, like Infernius's Utachit, or an Obsidian Steed.
Anonymous
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No.44142
44143
>>44141
no spoilers Or the party could get around to exploring the temple, now that they have superior gnomish engineering.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44143
44144
>>44142
Will we be able to do that this weekend?
Anonymous
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No.44144
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>>44143
Certainly. Elements of it can begin anytime there's sufficient players on/available
Anonymous
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No.44145
>>44144
"Mooooooo."
*walks out of bathhaus*

Mrs. Sentry
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No.44146
44147
>>44144
I guess Tracy wait to go hunting/exploring then.
I'm stoked for a dungeon crawl this weekend.
Anonymous
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>>44146
>Tfw Ive been reduced to phone posting because my pc won't turn on.
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No.44148
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>>44147
F
Anonymous
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No.44149
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>>44147
>tfw I've been mobile posting for months, but can't afford to fix my desktop because I spent all my bitcoins on McNukes©™
JK, it's just jacked up too far to fix it so I need to run an ethernet cable to it. I'm just too lazy to do it
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44150
44153 44154
Did the main board get raided recently?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44151
44153
>>44149
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, Anon.
Anonymous
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No.44152
>>44149
>>44148
>tablet posting
Anonymous
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No.44153
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>>44150
What do you mean?
>>44151
I'd have to move my desk and then drill a hole through a wall and I don't feel like doing it
Anonymous
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No.44154
44155
>>44150
When?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44155
>>44154
>>44153
Wondering why the captcha came on.
Anonymous
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>>44153
Live up to you're scottish heritage, Dont be lazy m8
>captcha
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