So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>feeling generous for some reasonHope I don't regret giving theses away in the morning.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/c3sicb3xwccrk9y/ >>44043*Straddles waist*
"You never needed that girly belt-thing in the first place, ~Flashy. You'll always be my big strong man.."
>>44046>>44049*angrily dry humps pony*
"I thought it was a gift... and it makes a big difference"
>>44050"...Aww.. you don't need it that much. You're already plenty strong enough.."
*Pat's back of head*
"We'll make you a better one some day. A manly one."
>>44051*curls up into ball*
"This will be remembered"
>>44052"Think you're still strong enough to carry your Waifu to bed..?"
>>44053*angrily carries waifu to bed*
>>44057"How often do you see me interact with Thez?"
>>44060"Every so often."
*Is carried like a princess, blushing*
>>44061*Carries pony through door and onto his bed*
"And how often am I with you or infernius?"
>>44062"All the time, when you're not at the football field."
*Is carried into room*
*faggot goes to bed because 2:30*
>>44063"The same relationship doesn't exist"
*pulls covers over bed sheets down, and places pony under bed sheets*
*gets in bed under sheets*
>>44031>>44034No, you're looking at at least 2 weeks of persistence before that happens.
>>44066>rapeLike she wasn't waiting for it.
What season is it in game?
>>44069Fall-ish, I guess. I haven't made weather a significant element tey
>>44070Just wanted to know for the sake of using the Orb Of Storms.
Can the glands from the Achaierais be used to make a potent insanity poison blade-oil, or does it only work when inhaled? I want to use some more variety of chemical warfare.
>>44072... cuz the corpse being insane matters?
>>44073Well, my original idea was to make smokebombs laced in the compounds, to cause a cloud of confusion in which she could escape, but I haven't read the mechanics for smokebombs yet.
>>44070I'm still confused about the belt
>>44075I may have a solution on that.
>>44078Is it the Final Solution?
>>44074Actually, I can't find anything about smokebombs...
>>44068*cums inside pony*
*cuddles pony*
*spoons pony*>>44079I just want the +3 on each damage roll and +2 on each attack roll, and before next combat
>>44081You could just cast Bull's Strength for now. You should have enough level 2 spells.
Tracy has two potions if you want it.
>>44082Ah.. I suspected such.
So I guess It's not possible for me to apply magick dust to my bombs then...
>>44082Is it a smokestick meta-mechanically, or a smokestick physically?
>>44085Its an alchemically-treated (so, a potion) piece of wood.
>>44086Can it be modified in any way? Like, with magick dust?
I noticed that four of the Dust-related items were made with Assassin spells, so I wondered if custom smoke-bombs could be plausible, since smoke bombs themselves are really just clots of ash or fine powder.
For example, if you laced your bomb with Dust of Illusion, it could cause everyone caught in the blast to be glammered as if affected with Disguise self, so they'd all look like the user.
>Throw bomb>Everyone looks like (you)>Targets confused as fuck>(You) slip away>>44087Trumpaladin has that.
>>44089Pic is irrelevant, but still meant to post it.
>>44089Dust of Tracelessness would do it
>mass illusionNot with a smokebomb, but with a spell yes
>>44081So you don't wanna kill jews?
>>44091>with a spell yesWhat kind of spell do you need for that? I'm assuming Tracy doesn't get it.
>>44095
I can only imagine how terrible a game would be with no homebrew at all
>>44097
>teleports behind you
>>44099No, you were placed in a protective zip-lock bag
>>44099Nope, but I have the perfect meme to stop it