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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44046
44050
>>44043
*Humps leg*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44047
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>mfw meme deleted
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44048
>feeling generous for some reason
Hope I don't regret giving theses away in the morning.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/c3sicb3xwccrk9y/
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44049
44050
>>44043
*Straddles waist*
"You never needed that girly belt-thing in the first place, ~Flashy. You'll always be my big strong man.."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44050
44051
>>44046
>>44049
*angrily dry humps pony*
"I thought it was a gift... and it makes a big difference"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44051
44052
>>44050
"...Aww.. you don't need it that much. You're already plenty strong enough.."
*Pat's back of head*
"We'll make you a better one some day. A manly one."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44052
44053 44055
>>44051
*curls up into ball*
"This will be remembered"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44053
44054
>>44052
"Think you're still strong enough to carry your Waifu to bed..?"
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44054
44057
>>44053
*angrily carries waifu to bed*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44055
44058
>>44052
Also, say thanks for the rare Tracy collection, ingrate.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44057
44060
>>44054
"There, there.."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44058
44059
>>44055
Thank's for the rare tracy collection
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44059
>>44058
You're welcome.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44060
44061
>>44057
"How often do you see me interact with Thez?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44061
44062
>>44060
"Every so often."
*Is carried like a princess, blushing*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44062
44063
>>44061
*Carries pony through door and onto his bed*
"And how often am I with you or infernius?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44063
44065
>>44062
"All the time, when you're not at the football field."
*Is carried into room*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44064
44066
*faggot goes to bed because 2:30*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44065
>>44063
"The same relationship doesn't exist"
*pulls covers over bed sheets down, and places pony under bed sheets*
*gets in bed under sheets*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44066
44068
>>44064
>>44064
*rapes pony in her sleep*
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44067
>>44031
>>44034
No, you're looking at at least 2 weeks of persistence before that happens.
Mrs. Sentry
H+geP
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No.44068
44081
>>44066
>rape
Like she wasn't waiting for it.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44069
44070
What season is it in game?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44070
44071 44075
>>44069
Fall-ish, I guess. I haven't made weather a significant element tey
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44071
>>44070
Just wanted to know for the sake of using the Orb Of Storms.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44072
44073
Can the glands from the Achaierais be used to make a potent insanity poison blade-oil, or does it only work when inhaled? I want to use some more variety of chemical warfare.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44073
44074
>>44072
... cuz the corpse being insane matters?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44074
44080
>>44073
Well, my original idea was to make smokebombs laced in the compounds, to cause a cloud of confusion in which she could escape, but I haven't read the mechanics for smokebombs yet.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44075
44077
>>44070
I'm still confused about the belt
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44077
44078
>>44075
I may have a solution on that.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44078
44079
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>>44077
I'll take a solution
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44079
44081
>>44078
Is it the Final Solution?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44080
44082
>>44074
Actually, I can't find anything about smokebombs...
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44081
44083 44092
>>44068
*cums inside pony*

*cuddles pony*
*spoons pony*


>>44079
I just want the +3 on each damage roll and +2 on each attack roll, and before next combat
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44082
44084 44085
>>44080
"Smokestick"
Basic equipment
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44083
>>44081
You could just cast Bull's Strength for now. You should have enough level 2 spells.
Tracy has two potions if you want it.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44084
>>44082
Ah.. I suspected such.
So I guess It's not possible for me to apply magick dust to my bombs then...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44085
44086 44087
>>44082
Is it a smokestick meta-mechanically, or a smokestick physically?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44086
44089
>>44085
Its an alchemically-treated (so, a potion) piece of wood.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44087
44089
>>44085
Don't you have an ever-smoking bottle?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44089
44090 44091
>>44086
Can it be modified in any way? Like, with magick dust?
I noticed that four of the Dust-related items were made with Assassin spells, so I wondered if custom smoke-bombs could be plausible, since smoke bombs themselves are really just clots of ash or fine powder.
For example, if you laced your bomb with Dust of Illusion, it could cause everyone caught in the blast to be glammered as if affected with Disguise self, so they'd all look like the user.
>Throw bomb
>Everyone looks like (you)
>Targets confused as fuck
>(You) slip away
>>44087
Trumpaladin has that.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44090
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>>44089
Pic is irrelevant, but still meant to post it.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44091
44093
>>44089
Dust of Tracelessness would do it
>mass illusion
Not with a smokebomb, but with a spell yes
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44092
>>44081
So you don't wanna kill jews?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44093
>>44091
>with a spell yes
What kind of spell do you need for that? I'm assuming Tracy doesn't get it.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44096
>>44095
I can only imagine how terrible a game would be with no homebrew at all
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44098
44099
>>44097
>teleports behind you
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44099
44100 44101 44103
>>44098
Did i get BTFOd?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44100
44104
>>44099
No, you were placed in a protective zip-lock bag
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44101
44104
>>44099
Nope, but I have the perfect meme to stop it