So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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I actually rather like telling the story; it took alot of creativity over a long timeframe to develop and flesh out the story and I'm quite pleased with the development and transition of it all, but yeah the only way she'd tell it is if she was pissed.
*leaves several containers of pure, flouride-free grain alcohol next to Thez*
*leaves several six packs of Budweiser beer next to Thez, with Broncos Koozies*
*For good measure, leaves two bottles of Jack Daniels next to Thez*
*leaves several six packs of Budweiser beer next to Thez, with Broncos Koozies*
*For good measure, leaves two bottles of Jack Daniels next to Thez*
>>44496
>shifting sounds as these objects are innocuously pushed toward her. Thez glares at GM. "Just what are you getting me into here?"
>shifting sounds as these objects are innocuously pushed toward her. Thez glares at GM. "Just what are you getting me into here?"
>>44492
>hoping/intending to get to that
Do you mean before the weekend, or will it just be the first step of the next session?
>hoping/intending to get to that
Do you mean before the weekend, or will it just be the first step of the next session?
>>44498
I meant to say "tonight", for exactly the expressed reason (smooth transition into murdering shit)
I meant to say "tonight", for exactly the expressed reason (smooth transition into murdering shit)
No murder and shit tonight. I'm in town about to see a movie with a friend
>Thez is pregnant
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
But please refrain Tracy's faggot from forcibly advancing the plot or asking for more gibs
>Thez is pregnant
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
But please refrain Tracy's faggot from forcibly advancing the plot or asking for more gibs
>>44502
She's only a couple months so far
>refrain
Oh, cuz there haven't been a dozen or so times where I've come back and found the players way the fuck off in left field cuz lulz?
She's only a couple months so far
>refrain
Oh, cuz there haven't been a dozen or so times where I've come back and found the players way the fuck off in left field cuz lulz?
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>>44508
That's my point. I don't have to worry about an army of vampires having a door to attack the port of missing out on xp while I'm driving, when those events occur or not
That's my point. I don't have to worry about an army of vampires having a door to attack the port of missing out on xp while I'm driving, when those events occur or not
>>44510
>missing out on xp
You won't miss out on XP.
Besides personally, violently killing things isn't the only way to get XP; you can get it through roleplaying. XP hasn't been so tediously counted in this campaign anyway, so don't sweat over your kill-count.
>missing out
Even if it were counted that way, I'm sure there's more than enough skeletons to go around regardless of when you can attend.
>missing out on xp
You won't miss out on XP.
Besides personally, violently killing things isn't the only way to get XP; you can get it through roleplaying. XP hasn't been so tediously counted in this campaign anyway, so don't sweat over your kill-count.
>missing out
Even if it were counted that way, I'm sure there's more than enough skeletons to go around regardless of when you can attend.
I guess I could just ban Tracy's faggot after the fact if necessary
>>44518
Btw, don't bast the doors open, blast a hole in the walls.
I guess I'll have Tracy size-up the place, and listen to see where there seems to be the most hollow space behind the walls.
Btw, don't bast the doors open, blast a hole in the walls.
I guess I'll have Tracy size-up the place, and listen to see where there seems to be the most hollow space behind the walls.
How? By banging the surface with a hammer and listing for the area the vibrations are the quickest and highest pitch?
>>44521
I thought trolling you about having insane corpses was sufficient.
ahem
Try it, see what happens
I thought trolling you about having insane corpses was sufficient.
ahem
Try it, see what happens
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>>44524
*empties a chikun gland into a beaker and prepares potion with by distilling poison compounds, using strong alcohol as a medium (to preserve and enhance strength)*
*summons fiendish dire rat*
*pricks with insanity-needle*
*stands back*
*empties a chikun gland into a beaker and prepares potion with by distilling poison compounds, using strong alcohol as a medium (to preserve and enhance strength)*
*summons fiendish dire rat*
*pricks with insanity-needle*
*stands back*
>>44527
*goes into woods*
*catches back bunny or whateverthefuck*
*resumes animal testing*
>limited in its scope/efficacy.
Yeah.. it takes time, and privacy to enjoy properly.
>tfw >rape-dungeon is kill
*goes into woods*
*catches back bunny or whateverthefuck*
*resumes animal testing*
>limited in its scope/efficacy.
Yeah.. it takes time, and privacy to enjoy properly.
>tfw >rape-dungeon is kill
>>44528
Its not kill, its just 'less organized'.
>catches bunnies to see if insanity serum will work
>cuz the bunnies won't be freaked the fuck out by being captured by crazy hoers
Its not kill, its just 'less organized'.
>catches bunnies to see if insanity serum will work
>cuz the bunnies won't be freaked the fuck out by being captured by crazy hoers
While Tracy is busy testing cosmetics, Trumpaladin summons the generals and Slovenia to do the aforementioned testing of the pyramid structure by shooting it with trebuchet and cannon, giving the adorable artillery mate hugs at appropriate intervals
>>44531
Wouldn't it be better to tap it up close and listen though?
Also, do I roll Listen or Search to hear where the hollow cavities are?
Wouldn't it be better to tap it up close and listen though?
Also, do I roll Listen or Search to hear where the hollow cavities are?
>>44535
>are you doing this while the trebuchet and cannons are doing their thing?
She'd wait for them to stop first.
>are you doing this while the trebuchet and cannons are doing their thing?
She'd wait for them to stop first.
>>44534
>cause damage
Never the intent. Now where on the structure is the vibration highest pitched?
>>44532
>"sweetie, could you be a dear and redirect some of the 24 pirates we killed on the airship and ask them questions? Use the stack of calm emotions scrolls if necessary"
>>44533
Artillery us more awesone
>cause damage
Never the intent. Now where on the structure is the vibration highest pitched?
>>44532
>"sweetie, could you be a dear and redirect some of the 24 pirates we killed on the airship and ask them questions? Use the stack of calm emotions scrolls if necessary"
>>44533
Artillery us more awesone
>>44538
>inb4 the party starts printing calm emotions scrolls like toilet paper
What is the method of sound detection? Is someone standing next to the pyramid with a gauge?
>inb4 the party starts printing calm emotions scrolls like toilet paper
What is the method of sound detection? Is someone standing next to the pyramid with a gauge?
>>44541
also, There's a +15 modifier to the DC to Listen through walls, and +1 for every 10 ft of distance.
I think it'd be better to be up close.
also, There's a +15 modifier to the DC to Listen through walls, and +1 for every 10 ft of distance.
I think it'd be better to be up close.
>>44540
I had him print out some scrolls a long time ago for use on Korak's pirates. One was used of Felicia.
>how to listen
I'm sure the sound is loud. Now if only I had something like a magic beast with many ranks in "listen," who has a racial bonus on listen checks. Surely she could stand on the end of pier next to the pyramid and listen. Possibke even fly near, or get near enough to listen by stating next to the surface but far enough away to not get shot. Oh wait
I had him print out some scrolls a long time ago for use on Korak's pirates. One was used of Felicia.
>how to listen
I'm sure the sound is loud. Now if only I had something like a magic beast with many ranks in "listen," who has a racial bonus on listen checks. Surely she could stand on the end of pier next to the pyramid and listen. Possibke even fly near, or get near enough to listen by stating next to the surface but far enough away to not get shot. Oh wait
>>44542
>>44543
I was about to say "shitposting aside", but w/e.
While the method of detection is not the best, Tracy is able to determine that while the trebuchet can't damage the surface of the pyramid, there is decidedly more resonance the further down it is struck, with the most resonance along the water-line.
>>44543
I was about to say "shitposting aside", but w/e.
While the method of detection is not the best, Tracy is able to determine that while the trebuchet can't damage the surface of the pyramid, there is decidedly more resonance the further down it is struck, with the most resonance along the water-line.
>>44544
Tracy continues to tap all around the Temple, so the enemy doesn't know where the party has decided to enter.
Tracy continues to tap all around the Temple, so the enemy doesn't know where the party has decided to enter.
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