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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1336 replies and 125 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44260
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Mcstorms rolled image thats my old fetish let me _bc48a6ddfdea8c9b2d73006245e55035.jpg
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>>44258
Or at least that's what it looks like.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44261
>>44255
I home to pull the bullshit levels of that epic wizard some day
Anonymous
GWQiV
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No.44266
44269
>>44265
Yeah, there was a miscommunication there. The 'portal room' is the Dais (it used to be elsewhere in the tower)
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44269
44270
>>44266
I was busy the day that was explored, so I missed the session on it. I don't know anything about it except that it exists
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44270
44272 44289
>>44269
>>44268
Can we go inside the pyramid?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44272
44277
>>44270
GM has the Stream to do
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44277
44284
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>>44272
>tfw i cant watch.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44284
>>44277
You poor thing
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44287
44291
I hate how there's new shit every single day. Every single day. Go one day without stacking shit
Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44289
>>44270
Even if no stream, I wouldn't permit entry to the Pyramid tonight. It can be opened, but not entered yet.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44291
Spoilered
>>44287

Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44292
44293 44294
Damn dude, you went hiroshima
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44293
>>44292
What?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44294
44295
>>44292
Tracy's faggot wants to relentlessly, perpetually, and endlessly advance M.A. Larson wing giving, and I want to generally keep things as conservative as possible, or at least to advance in lock step. To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44295
44296 44299
1616696__safe_artist-colon-deannart_edit_rarity_animated_bored_cropped_female_mare_pony_rarity is not amused_reaction image_solo_unamused_unicorn.gif
>>44294
>To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
Are you really intending to be a stick in the mud until whoknowswhen?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44296
>>44295
Until I believe there will be some sort of limit to the rate of change without needing to fight for it. But yes. It's the curse of the conservative
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44298
44300
>>44282
"Me cast miracle for you."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44299
>>44295
I've learned my lesson not to let you get away with shit
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44300
>>44298
To thez.
Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44307
This is rather hilarious desu
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44308
Reeeee

I thought I had actually accomplished something. Then, no.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44311
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Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44314
44318 44319
Spoilered
I made this meh shoop of Thez, but I guess it doesn't really look like her...I'm posting it anyway, because I don't feel like throwing it away.
I was just using it as a reference of what the girdle looked like.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44315
44316
Yo look at this
[1d20 = 15]

[1d100 = 87]

[1d10 = 10]

COLORED DICE
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44316
44317
>>44315
How do you roll like that?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44317
>>44316
[ 1 d 20 ]
No space
VoRsg
?
No.44318
>>44314
>girdle
Oh god don't remind me
\r
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44319
>>44314
I like it.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44320
44321 44322 44323
[1d20 = 8]
to shit in torcs pocket
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44321
>>44320
That looks like a fail to me, desu.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44322
44324
>>44320
Top Kek!

Rolling to grapple, pin, and >rape Tracy

[1d20 = 4]
[1d20 = 2]
[1d20 = 20]

Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44323
44325 44326 44328
>>44320
[1d20 = 11]

Counter attack for Torc using cattle prod
[1d20+7 = 8]

Graple check for Mr. Snek
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44324
44328
>>44322
WHY DO I GET A NATURAL 20 ON >rape BUT SO LOW ON EVERYTHING ELSE!
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44325
>>44323
Kek
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44326
>>44323
>Snek got one
>sigh
Mr. Snek gets confused and hugs Torc instead
After the counter attack
Anonymous
GWQiV
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No.44327
44329
A 20 on >rape is still a success, even with fails for the lead-up
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44328
44329 44330
>>44324
Because she consented.
>>44323
Snek rolled a 1 and tied himself in a knot.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44329
44331 44332
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>>44327
HUZZAH! I was afraid I would have to find an easier target like Felicia

>>44328
I'm not sure, but I think the + modifier is not actually added into the number there
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44330
44334 44338
>>44328
After hugging Torc, rendering them both stuck
"Damn it Snek"
Mr. Snek: tounge flick
Roll to untie: [1d20 = 6]

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44331
44335
>>44329
lol
*lifts tail and stretches*
You are powerless!
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44332
>>44329
After a quick test, bonus actually do get added
Anonymous
5CQOG
?
No.44333
Praise Epona
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44334
44337
>>44330
Eh, still looks like a fail.
Poor Snek. He tied himself up hard..
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44335
44336 44337
>>44331
But that's where the Natural 20 on the >rape roll comes in

*rapes pony*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44336
44340
>>44335
"Unf!"
*turns around*
"So sudden..! I like it that way.."
*presses back into hoo-man*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44337
44339 44340 44341
>>44334
Ugh
"Srry snek, I'll get you out...
Some how..." [1d20 = 20]

>>44335
Can't rape the willing though
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44338
44341 44342
>>44330
[1d20 = 18]
*rapes the scotsman*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44339
>>44337
>20
There it is.
>Can't >rape the willing
It's like throwing a rabbit into a briar patch.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44340
44346
>>44336
"You should expect it every morning"

*smashes pony*

>>44337
My character is busy at the moment so I'm not sure I can save you
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44341
44343 44344 44347
>>44337
Hahaha, I guess Mr. Snek untangles himself
>>44338
FUCKING KILL ME NOW
[1d20 = 9]
escape