So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>44391*Nuzzles pony as humps wildly*
>>44392*fur bristles*
*relaxes, feeling it happen*
>>44393*relaxes into pony and...
lets forth his held back love for her, into her*
*pets pony by ears*
>>44393>>44392"Oh hey guys whats going on over here?"
>>44395"They're sexin' again," is muttered from concealment.
[2d20 = 23]>>44394"Good boy, now.. I can feel how dreadfully pent-up you are.. Let it all out."
>>44395*whirls head around*
"Do you mind?!"
*stares daggers* (rolling to stare daggers with both eyes)
>>44397*Lets it all out*
*His own eyes roll up as he orgasms into the mare*
>>44398>>44397>>44396"Uh, me sorry."
*walks away*
"Wait thez, do you watch them fug?"
>>44400"No, this is definitely the first time." is uttered from another patch of shadow.
>>44399*ignores voices*
".. Good boy.." *clenches* ".. I've got it now.."
>>44401*leaves*
*walk to town*
*goes to the police station*
>>44389>Bigger isn't necessarily betterYeah, I agree on that. It can reduce mobility and access to smaller areas. Since Fae is outclassed in a large number of ways by Trachemar, I want to keep her at least as essentially a companion animal, and to do that well she needs to be small enough to take into a dungeon.
>got everything alreadyWell, when we negotiated for the mount we got some features and did not get others. For instance, Trachemar is a whole size category larger than a normal nightmare (which is already kind of OP for a mount) and that gives her 31 strength instead of 18, more constitution, better damage die, and so forth. But a lot of mount benefits were waved, like the +10 natural armor bonus which for some reason you didn't want very badly.
In pony form, Tracy keeps the Command ability and the empathic link, but I think that's all
>>44402*gives last bit to pony*
*Is pleased*
"And you're a good girl to take it all without spilling a drop"
>>44406I was under the impression that she got everything from the class in both forms, and being ridden just gave her the Str and Con that her incomplete transformation lacks.
>Without spilling a drophttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk >>44407What the fuck did i just watch?
>>44408>Not recognizing a Month Python movieTop pleb
It's a clip from The Meaning Of Life
>>44407That video is
precisely the way to look at semen in Tracy. What did she do with the semen Fae spit on her by the way?
>Gets everything in both formsUh... No
>>44409This. Everyone ought to have the words memorized by now
>>44410wat
>>44411>NoI was almost sure she got everything but the Str boost (fine without it anyway; it's just muscle juice). I've been running her under the assumption that she had the evasion and the natural armor (grateful for that, fug dex penalties).
>>44413You didn't see the whole movie, so how can you tell?
Shoot, imagine if she got to ebin level and became a Guardian Paramount: she'd make her rider virtually invincible.
>>44416True.
>>44414>Gaining improved evasion feat without selecting it as one of the Rogue's bonus specialssure
>the ebin +10 natural armor, which stacks with everything and doesn't have any cost to itI'd be a lot more sympathetic to that if you weren't constantly pushing for abjurations and all sorts of other haxx. No.
>>44418Fae gets the armor bonus, and she even has PC class levels in Cleric now.
I would've had her using a shield and wearing armor if not for that.
Tracy Cage is a Mount too, after all: she's supposed to be of equal cohort status (except that she's ridden moar often).
>>44419Trachemar's base is a Cauchemar. That's a CR11, whereas a dragonne is a CR7. So there's a difference. Trachemar has:
More speed and manueverability, especially flying (100 versus 40)
Ethereal Jaunt
Smoke Screen
Fire
Higher damage (52 versus 38.5)
Very similar combined attack bonuses
Similar Armor class (26 versus 28)
For once, just
once be understanding of the fact that you have been given
much and stop demanding more like an ingrate
>>44419What
I wanted to do was to give the Tracy mount a Nightmare base, but to add
all the Paladin's mount class bonuses. But you wanted full cauchemar instead with nerfed mount bonuses
>>44421How does brad sentry feel about angela merkel and Vladimir Putin?
>>44420[sad pony noises]
".. I just don't want anything to happen to our foal when I have to fight.. I don't want to end up like Lauren..."
>>44425"It's scary.. knowing I have to fight with something so precious inside of me, even when I'm fighting to protect the future of our foal and you.. in a few months, I won't be able to move like a used to either.. if anything ever once happened to our foal, even to the slightest degree, I... I.. *voice cracks* ..I wouldn't ever be able to look at myself in a mirror again.."
*Grasps leg desperately*
"Football will protect us now, won't it?"
>>44426"Awww...."
*bends down to hug pony*
"don't worry, Football will protect you. Elway won't let anything happen to you. Fae said our foal has a big roll to play in the future.
You're stronger when you're bigger. At least I think you are. Better able to take a hit. You'll be fine, though we may have to be more clever if we meet anything bigger.
It wouldn't hurt to get some barding though"
*hugs pony*
>>44427*Lays back in bed*
*Gestures to touch her belly*
>>44429"C-can you feel it..?" She asks, her voice heavy with worry and doubt
"Can you feel our foal, Flashy?"
>>44430"I... Think so? You're less... emaciated than you were before. Are you worried?"
>>44431*Shudders*
"I am worried... I'm just a pastel pony after all, and there's a whole world out there.. a stray arrow, a falling rock, a natural 1.. anything could happen that could put our family in jeopardy.. I've never cared about my own safety before, but I'm worried..! I'm worried that I might mess up and never get to see our foal.."
>>44432"Don't worry little pony, I am here for you. I'll protect you. You're bigger now. Stronger. Better equipped. We can weather any danger. Except a natural 1 on a saving throw against a lich. Then you're doomed no matter what."
*rubs self on pony face*
"It'll be okay. I'll protect you. Protecting things is my natural talent"
*rubs face on pony belly*
"And I have more reason than ever now to protect
you"
>>44433"... I wanted to protect you, Flashy.. I'm not used to needing protection myself....
*Sniffles a bit*
"I really do love you, Flashy. I wish I knew how to show it better somehow..."
I'm going to ask politely, done ruin the 44444 GET with that dragon thing. Do football or something else checkable.
>>44434"Aww... We're here for each other little pony. We're here for each other"
*Hugs and pets poner deeply*
>>44436reeeee I wanted to waifu a dragon with the quids Sorry about the stream last night, my internet went down for over an hour so I passed out
>>44419>>44420Tbh, now that I think of it, I guess have been bullshitting Tracy's incomplete monstrous shape quite a bit. When she got it, it was said that she was only supposed to be able to use it by herself for a limited time and duration each day, and that it was supposed to come with an exhaustion recoil like a Barbarian's Rage; I've been having her use it whenever without consequences though. She was only supposed to be able to transform when angry or otherwise riled-up, but I've been having her transform whenever because I could get away with it. That time when I had her walking up the mountain to get to to the Roc nest instead of flying was really the last time I ever thought of her ability to be limited.
For the sake of rules 'n shit, it probably should come at the same usage/duration limitations as Rage. Just set the Barbarian level equal to her Blackguard level for how often it can be used (1/day atm).
Besides, i think anger-activation and exhaustion are better for roleplaying purposes. I'll RP be sure to RP her getting pissed-off to power-up from now on.
I still want those Paladin's Mount Buffs though, or at least just the Natural Armor. >>44440What color is tracys body when angry?
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