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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1336 replies and 133 files omitted.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43840
43841
>>43833
"Well, we're not married yet"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43841
43845
>>43840
Psssst, Trump would have had no opportunity to learn pony, in spite of bonus languages
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43842
>>43839
"Wat"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43843
>>43839
"Uhh, nice. But why? And wheres your husband?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43844
43847
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>>43837
Tracy cocks an eyebrow, unimpressed.
"... And..?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43845
>>43841
You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43846
43849
>>43839
Wow whats that do? It's cool

Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43847
43848 43853
>>43844
I like playing. We should play sometime.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43848
43851
>>43847
*glares*
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43849
>>43846
She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler
"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43850
43854
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>>43839
*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot*
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43851
43852
>>43848
*Cute face*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43852
>>43851
"D'aww, I can't resist a cute filly"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43853
43856
>>43847
"Well, there's no point if you want it, now is there?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43854
43855 43857 43858 43859
bones.jpg
>>43850
"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43855
43862
>>43854
"GRIFFON!?"
Mr. Snek falls of Torc at the sudden shock
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43856
>>43853
*glares*
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43857
43860 43861
>>43854
"There's a griffon here?!?!"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43858
43860
>>43854
>Griffon
There was a reason I didn't pull roll a spot check....
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43859
43860
>>43854
"She's a filly"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43860
43863
>>43858
It'd of failed
>>43857
Bones doots and then shuffles off toward the mess area.
>>43859
"Clearly,"
>>43857
"It must be my mistake."

H9FhC
?
No.43861
43864
>>43857
"It's okay, if there were a griffon here I wouldn't let it hurt you"
\r
sQZjW
?
No.43862
43865
[1d20 = 13]
>>43855
Torc realizes the griffon must be disguised
Detect magic check
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43863
43868
>>43860
It'd be a 20-30 DC, right?
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43864
43866
>>43861
"Please, they scare me."
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43865
43867
>>43862
Detect magic fails
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43866
43869
>>43864
*poses heroically*

"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43867
43869
>>43865
Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43868
43870 43872 43876
>>43863
There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43869
43871 43873
>>43867
"Can i pet your snake?"
>>43866
"You are so cool, my kgb handler would love you. She love American men."
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43870
43874
>>43868
"Oh no thank you im not old enough to drink."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43871
43875
>>43869
"D'aww, what was she like?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43872
43881 43883
>>43868
Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43873
>>43869
"I have a super cool cat. Like a dire lion, but dander free"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43874
>>43870
"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43875
43877
>>43871
"Well her code name was mummy."
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43876
43881
>>43868
>is a complete metamorphosis
>complete
So anon filly is a real girl now?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43877
43878 43880
>>43875
"Aww. Do you miss your mummy? Where we were you deployed?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43878
43879
>>43877
"Mostuar."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43879
43882
>>43878
"I'm sorry, where is Mostuar?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43880
>>43877
"I miss her very much."
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43881
43884
>>43872
Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot
... well he's Bones
>>43876
Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43882
43885
>>43879
"You know like Moscow but minotaur instead of cow."
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43883
43884
>>43872
*hugs poner*
*swings her around more*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43884
43887 43888
>>43881
... Can Tracy use it that way?
>>43883
*giggles a bit*
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43885
43886
>>43882
"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43886
43888 43889
>>43885
"Fuck all Nazis, they are all evil. They killed six million Jews."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43887
>>43884
"D'aww, I love you fluffy blue poner"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43888
43891
>>43884
No, Tracy cannot
>>43886
If only
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43889
43890
>>43886
"R-really? He omitted that part when he talked about nazism"