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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1336 replies and 135 files omitted.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44653
>>44648
I expect her to be back

>>44649
*rubs pony leg*

>>44650
"It's okay though little pony. We have Felicia now"

>>44652
Missed her twice
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44654
44655 44656
>>44645
I thank you for that
>>44647
"Like I said, I don't really care. Now stop asking about it"
>>44648
I wouldn't've even brought it up
But someone just had to bring it up
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44655
44656 44657
>>44654
Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44656
44658 44662
>>44654
"What's wrong though?"

>>44655
CR11 Mount that has a horse pussy. Colossal waste of resources
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44657
>>44655
I figured
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44658
44659
>>44656
>NPCs are "resources"
She didn't do much anyway.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44659
44660 44661
>>44658
I like NPCs. And for more than just stabbing.

She could have done more
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44660
44663
>>44659
The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44661
44662 44663
>>44659
>PCs carting around magical wheelbarrows of stuff that they forget they have and never use
>Trollestia could have done more
e_e
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44662
44665 44666
>>44656
"What do ya mean? I was fine until you startd your little interegation"
I need sleep, see you faggots tmorrow
>>44661
Speaking of that, what all does Torc have?
VoRsg
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No.44663
44664
>>44660
She also showed Trumpaladin the location of Slovenia and helped search the bank and defend the docks. Oh and help piss off Korak

>>44661
I never got to ride her...\r
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44664
44667
>>44663
I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride her
Anon...
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44665
44669 44849
>>44662
4 staves, 1 ring, 1 set of bracers, a gun,... a snek with a gun,....
5CQOG
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No.44666
44849
>>44662
I think you have 3 staffs, a dagger, guns, cufflings, shield bracers, and some ring.
\r
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44667
44668
>>44664
>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods
*cough* bullshit *cough*

>Anon...
Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44668
44669
>>44667
>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?
If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>Hostage
You have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44669
44670 44671 44672
>>44668
>If I already had a buffed mount
I bet you would.

>Leave her in the grove forever
You left her that long. Yes I did

>>44665
"What were you rambling on about earlier Thez?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44670
44674
>>44669
>I bet you would.
I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44671
>>44669
>You left her that long.
I really didn't mean to...
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44672
44673 44674 44775
>>44669
She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed
"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44673
44674
>>44672
That can't be good for your brain.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44674
44676 44677
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>>44670
>Favorite animals
I've noticed. You tried to kill an old /mlp/ OC for the sake of it

Still a D&D creation

>>44672
"I don't understand. Do you expect people to try to make the situation better for others rather than themselves?"

>>44673
Intoxicants are never good for your brain
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44676
44678 44775
>>44674
"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44677
44678
>>44674
*Nibbles ear*
"I'm still alive, Flashy."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44678
44680 44682
>>44676
>Introduction of new elements causes unintended consequences
"I can sympathize. But in general, you should expect people - including gully dwarfs - to be selfish and short sighted. Plan accordingly"

>>44677
"Gah!"
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44679
44681 44683
"Do the Gully Dwarves deal with the consequences of their actions - both in producing/procuring the 'shiny thing' and its aftermath - or do they modify their structure so that the shiny thing which - entirely outside the will of the shiny thing, cuz when do shiny things have wills and interests she says dryly - bears both the consequence of being administered in the environment, AND the consequences of it?" she says, her drink hand teetering a bit.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44680
>>44678
*Licks temples*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44681
>>44679
*Cocks eyebrow at seemingly rhetorical question*
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44682
44684 44775
>>44678
"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44683
44685
>>44679
*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44684
44686 44687
>>44682
"Come again? You're the unintended result of a shiny thing?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44685
44688
>>44683
*Droops around neck like a foxskin*
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44686
44688 44864
>>44684
"Aren't we all?" she says tipping her drink cordially.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44687
44688
>>44684
*Nibbles at neck*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44688
44689 44690
>>44685
That's just cute

>>44686
"I don't understand your meaning. Are you referring to an arranged political marriage?"

>>44687
Now grabs pony torso and starts rubbing her in a petting motion

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44689
44692
>>44688
[rythmatic moaning]
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44690
44691 44695 44697 44775
>>44688
"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44691
>>44690
Ears perk*
*Looks over only slightly interested at this part*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44692
44693 44694
>>44689
*Looks down at Tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44693
44694 44695
>>44692
"Keep rubbing."
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44694
>>44692
>>44693
kek
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44695
44696 44699
>>44693
*rubs pony*

>>44690
"I think I've seen women like that before"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44696
44697
>>44695
[Happy pony noises]
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44697
44698 44700
Damn it, I got that wrong.

Trumpaladin looks down at Tracy in response to what Thez said in >>44690

>>44696
*rubs pony, if weirded out by moaning*

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44698
44701
>>44697
*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44699
44701 44702
>>44695
"But the big question is, how do the,... Gully Dwarves respond to the revelation?"
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44700
44705
>>44697
Don't thik of it as a moan, think of it as a slight murmur.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44701
44703 44704
>>44698
"Thanks Tracy"
*continues rubbing Tracy sensually*

>>44699
"To the revelation of your birth? I'd imagine a new born child is an every day occurrence of relatively little note"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44702
44704
>>44699
"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44703
44705
>>44701
"..Yes... Keep working those fine hands, hoo-man. Your Waifu needs attention... ~hmmm..!"