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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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V3o0K
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No.43687
43689 43690
[1d20 = 1]
>>43685
As you open the door, there is an explosion
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43688
43690
>>43676
pickle torc?
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43689
>>43687
fucking kek!
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43690
43692 43696
>>43683
Remember Torc is in the tower, I wanna encounter this fag
>>43687
>1
>>43681
"Uh thanks me too?"
>>43688
NO
V3o0K
?
No.43691
43695
[2d4+18 = 25]
Its not a lethal explosion, but it does extra damage cuz 1.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43692
43695
1515537287169.gif
>>43690
Ill fuck you up m9
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43693
43697 43701
Alright. You find yourself in a hallway, all made of that darkened glass that the previous room was made of, all except a well-charred metal sign saying "Please don't fire-trap the rooms".
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43694
43700
>>43683
Wait... Was that foot-locker made of the same material the tower was?

Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43695
43698 43700
>>43691
"Another explosion? Now what the hell is going on? Come on Mr. Snek"
Torc runs to the explosion
>>43692
>lvl 1 virgin giffon mage
Vs
>lvl 17 chaf meme wizard
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43696
43699 43701
>>43690
>>43690
>Tries to think of things to say to impress an ancap
"I've always wanted the freedom to be a Warlord"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43697
43700 43701
>>43693
I walk down the hall.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43698
43701 43704 43744
>>43695
>lvl difference
That's exactly why it'd be gay if you killed him as soon as he spawned.
Get creative and see where it goes.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43699
43708
>>43696
A-are you flirting with Torc?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43700
43702 43704 43707 43717
>>43694
Technically, but the idea was hilarious
>>43695
Who said level 1?
>>43697
The hallway on one side has a series of doors, including the one you came from. On the far ends of the hall on the opposite wall are doors that are also closed.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43701
43703 43704 43708 43709
>>43693
>>43696
>>43697
>>43698
why does everyone and everthing hate infernuis?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43702
43708
>>43700
... Do I still have those fragments?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43703
>>43701
I don't hate him. Neither does Tracy, or at least not any more than she hates everything.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43704
43705
>>43698
I ain't killing him quite yet
>>43700
>who said level 1
You scare me GM
>>43701
I don't
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43705
43706
>>43704
Taylor started at lvl 10.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43706
>>43705
>implying he can beat my memes and snek
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43707
43715
>>43700
I sense magic on the doors and blow up the traps.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43708
43711
>>43702
Stahp

>>43699
"You are pretty dazzling sometimes. The way you killed that clown with no sense of fashion. Your crafting, your memes..."

>>43701
"I like you Infernius. I like you most of all. Except I guess for Fae, but I really like you"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43709
43710 43711 43714
>>43701
Because fuck you're happiness.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43710
>>43709
Reeee! Be nice to my... Coworker
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43711
43713 43716
>>43708
>running
>>43709
Fuck you too
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43713
43717 43756
>>43711
"Wait! Don't leave my meme sorcerer! We could start a private security company together!"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43714
a424830de6b4cdf1a0f28c678fd0b2d7.jpg
>>43709

Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43715
43719
hallway.png
>>43707
Done. The doors are a little smoky, but they are unwarded. Pic is overhead of hallway, with only one door open on one side.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43716
43722
1514088787741-4.jpg
>>43711

Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43717
43718
>>43700
Torc and Snek continue running towards the sound
>>43713
"I'm looking for the source of that noise"
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43718
43722
>>43717
*runs after dazzling meme sorcerer*
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43719
43722 43723
>>43715
I use magic to become a filly and then look in the room with the open door.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43720
43721
I g2g for an hour.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43721
>>43720
*grabs pony anyways*
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43722
43724
>>43719
WHAT
>>43718
"WHAT DO YOU WANT"
>>43716
Torc is on good terms with death
>>43719
Boi
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43723
43725
>>43719
Are we talking an illusion or a transformation?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43724
43726
>>43722
".... I want to be your friend.

We don't really talk much"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43725
43726 43727
>>43723
Transform into a green filly with a question mark as a cutie mark.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43726
43728 43729 43734
>>43724
"Why now?"
>>43725
Oh this is a load of...
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43727
43728
>>43725
>Gryphon-mage polymorphs into anonfilly
K,....
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43728
43730 43731
>>43726
You mad memelet?
>>43727
What do i see in the room?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43729
43730
>>43726
"We've been here several months. So why not now?"
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43730
43732 43733
>>43729
Stahp flirting with mah wizard
>>43728
Yep, I can't wait for you to meet Torc
>preps Mr. Snek
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43731
43732
>>43728
Its the room you came from, thats the only door thats open. If you're looking for the way out its probably one of the doors at the end of the hall.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43732
43735
1515434282730-0.jpg
>>43731
I trot to the end of the hall.
>>43730

Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43733
>>43730
*sad Paladin noises*

*pets pony for comfort*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43734
43738
>>43726
>load of
Alter Self is a pretty low-level spell.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43735
43736
>>43732
K. On which side of the hallway did he go? Left/west or right/east? Nothing to detect on the door, so I assume going through?
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43736
>>43735
The right end.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43737
43742
>>43712
Why U delet?