So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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[1d20 = 1]>>43685As you open the door, there is an explosion
>>43683Remember Torc is in the tower, I wanna encounter this fag
>>43687>1>>43681"Uh thanks me too?"
>>43688NO
[2d4+18 = 25]
Its not a lethal explosion, but it does extra damage cuz 1.
Alright. You find yourself in a hallway, all made of that darkened glass that the previous room was made of, all except a well-charred metal sign saying "Please don't fire-trap the rooms".
>>43691"Another explosion? Now what the hell is going on? Come on Mr. Snek"
Torc runs to the explosion
>>43692>lvl 1 virgin giffon mageVs
>lvl 17 chaf meme wizard >>43690>>43690>Tries to think of things to say to impress an ancap"I've always wanted the freedom to be a Warlord"
>>43695>lvl differenceThat's exactly why it'd be gay if you killed him as soon as he spawned.
Get creative and see where it goes.
>>43696A-are you flirting with Torc?
>>43694Technically, but the idea was hilarious>>43695Who said level 1?
>>43697The hallway on one side has a series of doors, including the one you came from. On the far ends of the hall on the opposite wall are doors that are also closed.
>>43693>>43696>>43697>>43698why does everyone and everthing hate infernuis?
>>43701I don't hate him. Neither does Tracy, or at least not any more than she hates everything.
>>43698I ain't killing him quite yet
>>43700>who said level 1You scare me GM
>>43701I don't
>>43704Taylor started at lvl 10.
>>43700I sense magic on the doors and blow up the traps.
>>43702Stahp
>>43699"You are pretty dazzling sometimes. The way you killed that clown with no sense of fashion. Your crafting, your memes..."
>>43701"I like you Infernius. I like you most of all. Except I guess for Fae, but I really like you"
>>43701Because fuck you're happiness.
>>43709Reeee! Be nice to my... Coworker
>>43711"Wait! Don't leave my meme sorcerer! We could start a private security company together!"
>>43707Done. The doors are a little smoky, but they are unwarded. Pic is overhead of hallway, with only one door open on one side.
>>43700Torc and Snek continue running towards the sound
>>43713"I'm looking for the source of that noise"
>>43717*runs after dazzling meme sorcerer*
>>43715I use magic to become a filly and then look in the room with the open door.
>>43719WHAT
>>43718"WHAT DO YOU WANT"
>>43716Torc is on good terms with death
>>43719Boi
>>43719Are we talking an illusion or a transformation?
>>43722".... I want to be your friend.
We don't really talk much"
>>43723Transform into a green filly with a question mark as a cutie mark.
>>43726You mad memelet?
>>43727What do i see in the room?
>>43726"We've been here several months. So why not now?"
>>43729Stahp flirting with mah wizard
>>43728Yep, I can't wait for you to meet Torc
>preps Mr. Snek >>43728Its the room you came from, thats the only door thats open. If you're looking for the way out its probably one of the doors at the end of the hall.
>>43731I trot to the end of the hall.
>>43730 >>43726>load ofAlter Self is a pretty low-level spell.
>>43732K. On which side of the hallway did he go? Left/west or right/east? Nothing to detect on the door, so I assume going through?