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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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Anonymous
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>>43531
Alright, meta time. The reason that Infernius has been having difficulty communing with Hitler is because there's still a distinct and pernicious (((presence))) on the world that is preventing his message from reaching his followers. Remember that one time where Infernius was inspired to think that there were still too many jews? That was a hint, though probably way too subtle an inference in hindsight.
Having said, one God orders u to do lewd things with your waifu, another God orders you to gas your waifu.
Not taking sides, but decisions decisions.
>>43534
It might have been Trump who mentioned it,... it was like a month ago I think. It wasn't kirin but it was something legendary-ish like it. In any case, what exactly did this whole ahem baptism have?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43536
43539
>>43531
Do you mean "emigrate" or was that the word you intended?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.43537
43538
>>43535
I can remember if I can get a hint of the context. I brought up a lot of mythological creatures and stories.
Anonymous
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No.43538
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>>43537
I don't remember what brought it up, but the context was a "wouldn't this be a cooler mythical creature than a nightmare? along the same lines but different and more fitting" type suggestion, and the catch to the idea was along the lines of "get rid of Soro's jew essence".
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43539
43563
>>43536
Legally.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43540
>>43535
Genocide time.
muh. /Pol/ religon though.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43541
43542 43548
You guys are sometimes the reason Iwwant to die, sometimes not.
GM, I have three questions about Mr. Snek
>skill points?
>level?
>can he get any feats listed under giant constrictor in the wiki?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43542
43546
>>43541
He can begin to gain skills, but he starts from zero on skills (though gets obvious race bonuses on things like climbing). Level will be as per designated class, but hp will always be 1/2 Torcuil's (so gibs buffs).1 feat to start with.
Anonymous
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No.43544
43546
He should crawl everywhere, pointing the gun the entire time if he's in Snek mode. Everywhere he looks, (and sometimes where he isn't looking) he should be pointing the gun, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43545
43553
>>43538
Idk, I brought up Hoary Steeds some time when I was comparing other equine monsters to nightmares just as observation.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hoary_Steed

Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43546
43547
>>43542
>level will be as per designated class
Does that mean he needs a class?
>>43544
Mobile turret? Yes please
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43547
43549 43559
>>43546
Like, he can be looking around through the brush or whatever, pointing his gun where he's focused, and Torcuil calls for him, and because his attention is directed, he both looks at Torcuil and - non aggressively- points the gun at him. He could even nod the gun in acknowledgement of <whatever task>. Just a thought.
>>43546
Well he's not going to gain class ranks in Snek now is he? You want him to have skills don't you? I recommend rogue.
Anonymous
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>>43541

Anonymous
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No.43549
43550 43552 43562
>>43547
I was thinking rogue anyway
I'll post a char sheet for Torc and Snek tonight, just gotta pick feats and kkills for Torc.
>>43548
Fuck, where'd you get that pic of me?
Anonymous
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No.43550
43551
>>43549
The nsa
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43551
>>43550
FUCK I FORGOT TO TAPE MY WEBCAM
Anonymous
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43554 43559
>>43549
Its so much more difficult to pin you down when you're not flag-fagging, I can't kek to myself when I see ur posts anymore. e_e
Anonymous
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No.43553
>>43545
Yep, that's the one, ty
Anonymous
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No.43554
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>>43552
Yeah, i though I would like it more but I prefered scottish posting...
I want my flag back...
Anonymous
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>>43554
Not having the Ancap flag is NAP violation.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43556
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>>43555
Fuck, trips confirm. Now I must live in the shadow of an ancap flag
Anonymous
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>>43555
>when the steal a meme

Anonymous
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No.43558
>>43557
Hi,monika
Anonymous
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No.43559
43560 43561
>>43552
That's why I love browsing with my mod login. I can read hashes

>>43547
>Snek has skills
Um, can Fae have a positive Int modifier for the purpose of obtaining skills? I want her to be able to do things Trumpaladin obviously cannot do well, like spot check or survival (to use the tracking feat), but if she could have some use of cleric class skills as well, that would be nice
Anonymous
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No.43560
43563
>>43559
Reeeeeee stop using haxx
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43561
43563
>>43559
Please see
>>43556
I need it because meme magic demands it
Mrs. Sentry
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No.43562
43564 43566 43568 43573
>>43549
>mfw Tracy is the only one without some kind of sidekick
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I need moar levels so she can summon her servant.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43563
43565 43567
>>43539
>Infernius may become American
Eeek! The Naturalization proceeding and ceremony is the most sacred of all traditions! Besides standing for the anthem at football games, of course. And actually maybe a couple other things as well. But this is like the best thing ever

>>43560
And... then you say that

>>43561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccKPSVQcFk
Anonymous
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No.43564
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>>43562
"You have me"
Anonymous
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No.43565
43566 43568 43569 43570
I'm sorry, I'm a forgetful faggot. To clarify, I have 120 skill points for Torc, and can put 17 into ones that relate to class and 8 and to others. Right?
>>43563
I was expecting a road building video
Anonymous
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No.43566
43570
>>43562
There's bones,....
>>43565
Nice
Anonymous
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No.43567
43577
>>43563
>Fae is haxx
tell infernuis about the about Dixie.
Anonymous
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No.43568
43569
>>43562
I was under the impression for a while that you had 3 levels in blackguard and not two back at level 16

>>43565
GM is wrong on that. You can place 20 into ones that relate to a class because it is level +3. Note that if you allocate skill points to something that is not a class skill, it consumes 2 points per rank in that skill, compared to 1 point for class skills

Road building is a not one of your class skills
https://youtu.be/t4qhgkl9WqM
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43569
>>43565
>tears up at flag
I love it
>>43568
Okay, thanks
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43570
43571 43572
>>43565
You have 15 in wizard and 2 in Theurge, right? That means you can put 18 in wizard skills, and 5 in Theurge skills.
>>43566
I thought bones was just the tower's butler?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43571
>>43570
Now that I think of it, who cleans the tower?
Anonymous
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No.43572
43574
>>43570
Doot
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43573
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>>43562
I dont have a servant.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43574
43576 43577
>>43572
*rattles*

Where are the party members atm?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43575
>>43573
Ah, I guess you don't.
Anonymous
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No.43576
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>>43574
Tracy and Trump would be at the stadium with Fae. Torcuil I lost track of after parking the airship, and Thez fell asleep in the jaccuzi, enabling Infernius to wriggle free as he prefers.
Anonymous
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No.43577
43579
>>43567
I'll definitely have to tell him about ole' Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

>alleging the Paladin's Mount is haxx
GM had no way of knowing that a CR7 monster, when placed into the hands of a law student, becomes a CR10 or CR11

>>43574
Infernius is in Thez, Torcuil is on the airship at the tower, and Tracy and Trump are at the stadium. Does Tracy want to be ridden to the tower, does she want to sit in Trump's lap as they both ride Fae, or what?
Anonymous
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No.43578
>>43576
Torc's just exploring the airship
Mrs. Sentry
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43580
>>43576
Tracy goes back to the tower.
>>43577
>not haxx
You have an above-average mount, m8. Normally you'd just get a hoers.
Nobody is complaining.
Anonymous
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No.43580
43581
>>43579
>Not going back to the Tower with Trump
I guess he can ride Fae
Mrs. Sentry
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No.43581
43582
>>43580
Of sure, she'll be ridden.
Anonymous
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No.43582
43583
>>43581
She notices a change in her form when this occurs. A physical change, though she can't be sure of what is entailed. Her coat is a lighter color, approximately the same as her normal coat color. She still exudes fire, but the fire is a different color - white and blue rather than dark red and yellow. She cannot be sure if the flame is hotter, or if it's a different basis for the flame. She feels... lighter and less edgy
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43583
43590
>>43582
>white and blue
It was always white and blue, wasn't it? I said that pretty early on.
>less edgy
*draws knife*
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43584
43585 43586
Char Sheets Torc&Snek.txt
Told you I'd get a character sheet eventually
Anonymous
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>>43584
Kek. Plz note that kick is a bitch, and that each time Snek fires, his fail flops comically to the ground and back up again