So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43531Alright, meta time. The reason that Infernius has been having difficulty communing with Hitler is because there's still a distinct and pernicious (((presence))) on the world that is preventing his message from reaching his followers. Remember that one time where Infernius was inspired to think that there were still too many jews? That was a hint, though probably way too subtle an inference in hindsight.
Having said, one God orders u to do lewd things with your waifu, another God orders you to gas your waifu.
Not taking sides, but decisions decisions.
>>43534It might have been Trump who mentioned it,... it was like a month ago I think. It wasn't kirin but it was something legendary-ish like it. In any case, what exactly did this whole
ahem baptism have?
>>43531Do you mean "emigrate" or was that the word you intended?
>>43535I can remember if I can get a hint of the context. I brought up a lot of mythological creatures and stories.
>>43537I don't remember what brought it up, but the context was a "wouldn't this be a cooler mythical creature than a nightmare? along the same lines but different and more fitting" type suggestion, and the catch to the idea was along the lines of "get rid of Soro's jew essence".
You guys are sometimes the reason Iwwant to die, sometimes not.
GM, I have three questions about Mr. Snek
>skill points?
>level?
>can he get any feats listed under giant constrictor in the wiki?
>>43541He can begin to gain skills, but he starts from zero on skills (though gets obvious race bonuses on things like climbing). Level will be as per designated class, but hp will always be 1/2 Torcuil's (so gibs buffs).1 feat to start with.
He should crawl everywhere, pointing the gun the entire time if he's in Snek mode. Everywhere he looks, (and sometimes where he isn't looking) he should be pointing the gun, desu.
>>43538Idk, I brought up Hoary Steeds some time when I was comparing other equine monsters to nightmares just as observation.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hoary_Steed >>43542>level will be as per designated classDoes that mean he needs a class?
>>43544Mobile turret? Yes please
>>43546Like, he can be looking around through the brush or whatever, pointing his gun where he's focused, and Torcuil calls for him, and because his attention is directed, he both looks at Torcuil and - non aggressively- points the gun at him. He could even nod the gun in acknowledgement of <whatever task>. Just a thought.
>>43546Well he's not going to gain class ranks in Snek now is he? You want him to have skills don't you? I recommend rogue.
>>43547I was thinking rogue anyway
I'll post a char sheet for Torc and Snek tonight, just gotta pick feats and kkills for Torc.
>>43548Fuck, where'd you get that pic of me?
>>43550FUCK I FORGOT TO TAPE MY WEBCAM
>>43549Its so much more difficult to pin you down when you're not flag-fagging, I can't kek to myself when I see ur posts anymore. e_e
>>43552Yeah, i though I would like it more but I prefered scottish posting...
I want my flag back...
>>43554Not having the Ancap flag is NAP violation.
>>43555Fuck, trips confirm. Now I must live in the shadow of an ancap flag
>>43552That's why I love browsing with my mod login. I can read hashes
>>43547>Snek has skillsUm, can Fae have a positive Int modifier for the purpose of obtaining skills? I want her to be able to do things Trumpaladin obviously cannot do well, like spot check or survival (to use the tracking feat), but if she could have some use of cleric class skills as well, that would be nice
>>43559Please see
>>43556I need it because meme magic demands it
>>43549>mfw Tracy is the only one without some kind of sidekickReeeeeeeeeeee!I need moar levels so she can summon her servant.
>>43539>Infernius may become AmericanEeek! The Naturalization proceeding and ceremony is the most sacred of all traditions! Besides standing for the anthem at football games, of course. And actually maybe a couple other things as well. But this is like the best thing ever
>>43560And... then you say that
>>43561https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccKPSVQcFk I'm sorry, I'm a forgetful faggot. To clarify, I have 120 skill points for Torc, and can put 17 into ones that relate to class and 8 and to others. Right?>>43563I was expecting a road building video
>>43562I was under the impression for a while that you had 3 levels in blackguard and not two back at level 16>>43565GM is wrong on that. You can place 20 into ones that relate to a class because it is level +3. Note that if you allocate skill points to something that is not a class skill, it consumes 2 points per rank in that skill, compared to 1 point for class skills
Road building is a not one of your class skills
https://youtu.be/t4qhgkl9WqM >>43565You have 15 in wizard and 2 in Theurge, right? That means you can put 18 in wizard skills, and 5 in Theurge skills.
>>43566I thought bones was just the tower's butler?
>>43570Now that I think of it, who cleans the tower?
>>43572*rattles*
Where are the party members atm?
>>43574Tracy and Trump would be at the stadium with Fae. Torcuil I lost track of after parking the airship, and Thez fell asleep in the jaccuzi, enabling Infernius to wriggle free as he prefers.
>>43567I'll definitely have to tell him about ole' Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc>alleging the Paladin's Mount is haxxGM had no way of knowing that a CR7 monster, when placed into the hands of a law student, becomes a CR10 or CR11
>>43574Infernius is in Thez, Torcuil is on the airship at the tower, and Tracy and Trump are at the stadium. Does Tracy want to be ridden to the tower, does she want to sit in Trump's lap as they both ride Fae, or what?
>>43576Torc's just exploring the airship
>>43576Tracy goes back to the tower.
>>43577>not haxxYou have an above-average mount, m8. Normally you'd just get a hoers.
Nobody is complaining.
>>43580Of sure, she'll be ridden.
>>43581She notices a change in her form when this occurs. A physical change, though she can't be sure of what is entailed. Her coat is a lighter color, approximately the same as her normal coat color. She still exudes fire, but the fire is a different color - white and blue rather than dark red and yellow. She cannot be sure if the flame is hotter, or if it's a different basis for the flame. She feels...
lighter and less edgy >>43582>white and blueIt was always white and blue, wasn't it? I said that pretty early on.
>less edgy*draws knife*
Told you I'd get a character sheet eventually
>>43584Kek. Plz note that kick is a bitch, and that each time Snek fires, his fail flops comically to the ground and back up again