So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
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>>43584>sorcerorI thought he was a Wizard?
>>43585I fucking love that idea
>>43586I was under the impression he was a sorceror
>>43586Sorcerer by 3.5e rules; merlin-esque
>>43588Oh..
What spells does he get under Theurge?
>>43586There's a post a long time ago by GM that says "You said you wanted to be a wizard but you role play like a sorcerer." Sorcerer makes more sense given the way we've set things up
>>43583White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur. I just want to get the aesthetics right for maximum aesthetic synergy with rider/maximum sexual attractiveness
>>43589I think thats how he gets clerical spells?
>>43591At what level (caster/spell-level)?
>>43590Yeah, Wizards is more "study then forget after you use it" Sorcerer is more "I was born with magical ability so I can magic when ever"
At least, thats my understanding
Infernuis gets picked on by the universe more than any other character.
>>43590>White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur.Wrong.
Anyway, I first only described, "blue fire", not white and blue.
>>43596Its what I've observed over lurking.
>>43594I know, it's kind of funny
>>43595Eh, you keep posting pictures of black horses with dark red fires. I can't remember every single detail said in every single one of 40000 posts that have been made concerning this game, and I'm pleased to remember as much as I do. We'll figure out what is most aesthetic later
>>43598It's even worse than it seems, because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities, so the fact that he keeps getting low rolls is a direct representation of the gods hating him
>>43600>because the dice rolls represent the votes of deitiesDon't make things up, Anon...
>>43601Kek, I know right?
>>43602GM explained it as a part of the Johnny Cash Space Coyote sequence, towards the end
>>43602No that is true, and was explicitly stated some time ago
>>43604I stand corrected.
>>43603It was like 2:30 AM when I read that..
>>43604well fuck me then,thez will probably miscarry then.
>>43604What about deities of different ranks though? Wouldn't they have different votes, or different dispositions to how much they care?
>>43607You're asking me to provide a scale?
>>43606Nope, its Infernius' luck that got him into this mess
>>43600Oh yeah i bet my misery has been a chuckle-fest.
>>43601Now then, your character sheet specifically omits armor (shield bracers and ring iirc) and weapons (4 staves now, the Snek, the Transmutation, the Abjuration, and the Power). No mention of the collapse-able claymore, and no mention of the pistol with holding cuffs.
>>43612Alright, I'll add those later
>>43609I did those with live dice at the time. I only use those when I don't want players to know that something consequential is happening.
>>43611The dice rolls are funny...
Hey GM, will there ever be a time we need this roll
[1d1000 = 414]
>>43617>implying>>43618Why would there ever be a time where that roll would be needed?
>>43620Idk, thats why I was asking
[1d1000 = 727]>>43618Nevermind, I just thought of a time that roll might be needed.
What's the maximum number of dice I can roll? I tried rolling 3 gorrilion last night, but the site wouldn't let me.
going to >>>/test/ to see.
>>43620I demand the the trump pregnancy roll.
>>43622I'm now scared, can I get an example
>>43625I'm not going to be specific, but anything that can have more than 100 results would initially potentiate such a dice, balanced for scale. Furthermore, any scale that would/could/does have added considerations would by nature require a more diversifiable roll, of which there is already one in play and another one on deck.
>>43623You can roll a maximum of exactly 18444 d20 dice in one comment.
>>43627... or at least you can on >>>/test/ ...
>>43627autism confirmed
>>43629Its not a coin-toss; there's several rolls involved.
[999d20 = 10426]>>43629They nerfed it just now because of me...
Now you can only roll 999 dice.
[1d100 = 78]>>43630I want to fuck over Infernuis.
>>43633It'd probably fuck-over Trumpaladin moreso, desu.
>>43633And who are you?
>>43632After like 5 minutes?
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