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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43586
43587 43588 43590
>>43584
>sorceror
I thought he was a Wizard?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43587
>>43585
I fucking love that idea
>>43586
I was under the impression he was a sorceror
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43588
43589
>>43586
Sorcerer by 3.5e rules; merlin-esque
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43589
43591
>>43588
Oh..
What spells does he get under Theurge?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43590
43593 43595
>>43586
There's a post a long time ago by GM that says "You said you wanted to be a wizard but you role play like a sorcerer." Sorcerer makes more sense given the way we've set things up

>>43583
White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur. I just want to get the aesthetics right for maximum aesthetic synergy with rider/maximum sexual attractiveness
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43591
43592
>>43589
I think thats how he gets clerical spells?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43592
>>43591
At what level (caster/spell-level)?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43593
>>43590
Yeah, Wizards is more "study then forget after you use it" Sorcerer is more "I was born with magical ability so I can magic when ever"
At least, thats my understanding
Anonymous
ERj4G
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No.43594
43596 43597 43599 43600
Infernuis gets picked on by the universe more than any other character.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43595
43600
315294__safe_artist-colon-sandara_nightmare moon_black sclera_crescent moon_featured image_glowing eyes_horse_looking at you_moon_night_realistic_reari.jpeg
>>43590
>White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur.
Wrong.
Anyway, I first only described, "blue fire", not white and blue.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43596
43598
>>43594
>1 post
This is true
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43597
>>43594
This is correct
Hello lurker
Anonymous
ERj4G
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No.43598
43600
>>43596
Its what I've observed over lurking.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43599
>>43594
unfortunately true.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43600
43601 43602 43611
>>43594
I know, it's kind of funny

>>43595
Eh, you keep posting pictures of black horses with dark red fires. I can't remember every single detail said in every single one of 40000 posts that have been made concerning this game, and I'm pleased to remember as much as I do. We'll figure out what is most aesthetic later

>>43598
It's even worse than it seems, because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities, so the fact that he keeps getting low rolls is a direct representation of the gods hating him
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43601
43603 43612
>>43600
>rolls 1 for sneaking shit
>rolls 20 for Torc's conterattack
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43602
43603 43604
>>43600
>because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities
Don't make things up, Anon...
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43603
43605
>>43601
Kek, I know right?

>>43602
GM explained it as a part of the Johnny Cash Space Coyote sequence, towards the end
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43604
43605 43606 43607
>>43602
No that is true, and was explicitly stated some time ago
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43605
>>43604
I stand corrected.
>>43603
It was like 2:30 AM when I read that..


Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43606
43608
>>43604
well fuck me then,thez will probably miscarry then.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43607
43608
>>43604
What about deities of different ranks though? Wouldn't they have different votes, or different dispositions to how much they care?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43608
43609
>>43607
You're asking me to provide a scale?
>>43606
Nope, its Infernius' luck that got him into this mess
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43609
43610 43614
>>43608
This calls for a roll.and so does the chance of her being trumps baby.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43610
>>43609
d20 or d100?
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43611
43616
>>43600
Oh yeah i bet my misery has been a chuckle-fest.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43612
43613
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>>43601
Now then, your character sheet specifically omits armor (shield bracers and ring iirc) and weapons (4 staves now, the Snek, the Transmutation, the Abjuration, and the Power). No mention of the collapse-able claymore, and no mention of the pistol with holding cuffs.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43613
>>43612
Alright, I'll add those later
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43614
43615 43617
>>43609
I did those with live dice at the time. I only use those when I don't want players to know that something consequential is happening.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43615
>>43614
Aww
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43616
43629
>>43611
The dice rolls are funny...
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43617
43620
>>43614
>fudged rolls
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43618
43620 43622
Hey GM, will there ever be a time we need this roll
[1d1000 = 414]

Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43620
43621 43624
>>43617
>implying
>>43618
Why would there ever be a time where that roll would be needed?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43621
>>43620
Idk, thats why I was asking
V3o0K
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No.43622
43625
[1d1000 = 727]
>>43618
Nevermind, I just thought of a time that roll might be needed.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43623
43627
What's the maximum number of dice I can roll? I tried rolling 3 gorrilion last night, but the site wouldn't let me.
going to >>>/test/ to see.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43624
43629
>>43620
I demand the the trump pregnancy roll.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43625
43626
>>43622
I'm now scared, can I get an example
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43626
>>43625
I'm not going to be specific, but anything that can have more than 100 results would initially potentiate such a dice, balanced for scale. Furthermore, any scale that would/could/does have added considerations would by nature require a more diversifiable roll, of which there is already one in play and another one on deck.
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.43627
43628 43630
>>43623
You can roll a maximum of exactly 18444 d20 dice in one comment.
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.43628
>>43627
... or at least you can on >>>/test/ ...
7csaC
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No.43629
43630 43631 43632 43641
[1d100 = 94]
>>43624
>>43616
Over 50 TRUMP
Under 50 Infernuis
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43630
43633
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>>43627
autism confirmed
>>43629
Its not a coin-toss; there's several rolls involved.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43631
>>43629
Fug
5CQOG
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No.43632
43636 43637
[999d20 = 10426]
>>43629
They nerfed it just now because of me...
Now you can only roll 999 dice.
v7YeL
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No.43633
43634 43636 43637 43641
[1d100 = 78]
>>43630
I want to fuck over Infernuis.
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.43634
>>43633
It'd probably fuck-over Trumpaladin moreso, desu.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43635
[1d6000000 = 290049]


Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43636
43638
>>43633
And who are you?

>>43632
After like 5 minutes?
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