So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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[1d20+7 = 17]>>43786What do you think I meant
>>43787"Well if you won't stop insisting... MR. SNEK?"
Torc sets anonfilly down and Mr. Snek grapples. Not enough to hurt, but just enough to hold in place
>>43788You can attempt a pin next round, but Anon is grappled.
Trumpaladin, who has totes not been stalking and following Torcuil this entire time, rushes in dashingly to defend Torcuil's honor
"I'll save you!"
>>43787"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
>>43792Im 19 in horse years,sir.
>>43793"Oh someone kill me now"
>>43792"Oh praise Kek you're here."
Torc grabs anon and hands her to Trump
"Take this young semen demon away from me"
>>43791Grappled is "arm wrestling", a pin is a "tap"
>>43795"I'm glad to be of service"
>>43794"Well hello young but sufficiently aged filly... Where did you come from?"
>>43798Im from esquestria. Have you seen my mommy twilight sparkle?
>>43798>>43799"I'm fast as fuck boy"
Torc runs like a gnome outta hell
>>43799"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.
Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
>>43792He's still carrying Tracy, isn't he?
>>43803He would either have Tracy in his arms or would have set her down very close to him
>>43805"Well... I don't think you're going home. But you say Twilight had a child?"
>>43807Yes she did, but why cant i go home?
>>43808"You're dead." Tracy says bluntly.
"We all are."
>>43808"You died there. You're on a different plane...
Although....
Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
>>43809>>43810*Pets abandoned /mlp/ OC*
>>43810I'm only dead inside currently
>>43810"We're not dead, we
died," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
>>43810>Horse languag engauge.jpegYou are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
>>43815Wait a second, you're Tay's faggot!
"I'm not really gone, I'm just hiding"
>humans get one additional language per int bonus modifier at start
>my character knows pony
>>43816This is my first character.
>>43816"Well hello there... You look charming"
Torc walks back in with Mr. Snek wrapped around him like armor
"Carry on"
>>43818>narrows eyes>>43817Wait really? That means Torc gets another 3
>>43812>horse language'This is the afterlife.. I think..'
'A cleric is some kind of mage.'
'All the bitches in this world want a crack at Torc for some reason, so you might be one.'
>>43821Cease your faggotry.
>>43822Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
>>43815"Don't think I can't hear you, little pony"
>>43824Natural 16
I never touched ability points
>>43823Whats your name? I love your mane. Your cutie mark is so cool! How'd you get it?
>>43827'My name is Tracy.'
>How'd you get it?'Three days of pure concentrated autism.'
Thez gets an idea <whooooof>
>>43828Uh why is that regal man holding you?
>>43829How do you know equestrian? Thats cool too.
>>43833So you 2 do lewd stuff?
>>43834'All the time.'
*wraps hoof around paladin*
>>43835"You still smell like... Nevermind"
>>43835Hey tracy, i know what the rape game is.
>mfw being able to speak to horses was supposed to be my thing
>>43834<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn."What do you think? Where's bones?"