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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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sQZjW
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No.43788
43790 43793
[1d20+7 = 17]
>>43786
What do you think I meant
>>43787
"Well if you won't stop insisting... MR. SNEK?"
Torc sets anonfilly down and Mr. Snek grapples. Not enough to hurt, but just enough to hold in place
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43790
43791
>>43788
You can attempt a pin next round, but Anon is grappled.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43791
43796
>>43790
What's the difference?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43792
43794 43795 43802
Trumpaladin, who has totes not been stalking and following Torcuil this entire time, rushes in dashingly to defend Torcuil's honor

"I'll save you!"

>>43787
"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43793
43795
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>>43788
Mmmm hot.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43794
43798
>>43792
Im 19 in horse years,sir.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43795
43798
>>43793
"Oh someone kill me now"
>>43792
"Oh praise Kek you're here."
Torc grabs anon and hands her to Trump
"Take this young semen demon away from me"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43796
43797
>>43791
Grappled is "arm wrestling", a pin is a "tap"
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43797
>>43796
Ah, understood
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43798
43799 43800
>>43795
"I'm glad to be of service"

>>43794
"Well hello young but sufficiently aged filly... Where did you come from?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43799
43800 43801
>>43798
Im from esquestria. Have you seen my mommy twilight sparkle?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43800
>>43798
>>43799
"I'm fast as fuck boy"
Torc runs like a gnome outta hell
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43801
43803 43805
>>43799
"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.

Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43802
43806
>>43792
He's still carrying Tracy, isn't he?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43803
43804
>>43801
Poor filly
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43804
43809
image.png
>>43803
He would either have Tracy in his arms or would have set her down very close to him
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43805
43807
>>43801
His name was anon.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43806
>>43802
OH SHIT
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43807
43808
>>43805
"Well... I don't think you're going home. But you say Twilight had a child?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43808
43810 43811
>>43807
Yes she did, but why cant i go home?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43809
43812
>>43804
So, she's there?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43810
43812 43813 43814 43815
>>43808
"You're dead." Tracy says bluntly.
"We all are."
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43811
>>43808
"You died there. You're on a different plane...

Although....

Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43812
43823
>>43809
>>43810
*Pets abandoned /mlp/ OC*
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43813
>>43810
I'm only dead inside currently
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43814
>>43810
"We're not dead, we died," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43815
43816 43825
>>43810
>Horse languag engauge.jpeg
You are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43816
43818 43819 43821
>>43815
Wait a second, you're Tay's faggot!
"I'm not really gone, I'm just hiding"
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43817
43822
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>humans get one additional language per int bonus modifier at start
>my character knows pony
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43818
43822
>>43816
This is my first character.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43819
>>43816
Duh.

I kind of want Tay back
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43821
43823
>>43816
"Well hello there... You look charming"
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43822
43824
Torc walks back in with Mr. Snek wrapped around him like armor
"Carry on"
>>43818
>narrows eyes
>>43817
Wait really? That means Torc gets another 3
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43823
43827
>>43812
>horse language
'This is the afterlife.. I think..'
'A cleric is some kind of mage.'
'All the bitches in this world want a crack at Torc for some reason, so you might be one.'
>>43821
Cease your faggotry.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43824
43826
>>43822
Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43825
>>43815
"Don't think I can't hear you, little pony"
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43826
>>43824
Natural 16
I never touched ability points
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43827
43828 43829
>>43823
Whats your name? I love your mane. Your cutie mark is so cool! How'd you get it?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43828
43831
>>43827
'My name is Tracy.'
>How'd you get it?
'Three days of pure concentrated autism.'
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43829
43834
>>43827
You can't have my pony

*holds her tightly*
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43830
43832 43833
Thez gets an idea <whooooof>
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43831
43833
>>43828
Uh why is that regal man holding you?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43832
>>43830
Oh no
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43833
43834 43840
>>43831
'This is my husband.'
>>43830
Good lord...!
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43834
43835 43839
>>43829
How do you know equestrian? Thats cool too.
>>43833
So you 2 do lewd stuff?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43835
43836 43837
>>43834
'All the time.'
*wraps hoof around paladin*
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43836
>>43835
"You still smell like... Nevermind"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43837
43844
>>43835
Hey tracy, i know what the rape game is.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43838
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>mfw being able to speak to horses was supposed to be my thing
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43839
43842 43843 43846 43850
>>43834
<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn.
"What do you think? Where's bones?"