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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43471
43472
>>43469
Whats your definition of delousing?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43472
43473
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>>43470
>Implying a dwarf-elf and a Minotaur is anything at all even remotely comparable to that

>>43471
Uh, delousing. Like what the Nazis did to the Jews

>>43463
We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43473
43476
>>43472
Yea i know about the delousing but i dont think thats what atlas was implying.
>We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Lotus?
It is comparable to that, they are both white.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43475
43481 43484
>>43464
>I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for…
It's only fair, Anon. You can't just defy your patron deity after consulting him.
>>43465
>risk of summoning Cthulhu pony.
This is easily within the realm of possibility now... Remember the infamous 2999 and 3000 posts on the main board? Cthulhu pony is real...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43476
43477 43481
>>43473
I want her to talk to those hags first, but it'll take at least 4 days to get the scroll.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43477
>>43476
Scroll?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43479
>>43478
Of course, she'd also have to hope for a high DC roll just to use the scroll..
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43480
43481
>>43478
Calling the hags?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43481
>>43480
>>43478
>>43476
We definitely should pair her with a Mod God.

>>43475
>Infamous 2999 and 3000 posts
Do you mean the 29999 and 30000 posts? Yes, I remember

Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43482
43484 43501
>>43455
I'm still injured, I'll be here all week.
>>43461
Who was complaining?
>>43464
Ebin troll. Yeah that's the thing about contacting gods,... its generally not a good idea unless absolutely necessary and the person has expended all available options. Otherwise its like asking "Hey God, what should I get from the grocery store today?" I tried explaining this to Mormons once,....
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43483
43485
>>43478
Who's making the scroll exactly?
>>43426
>>43427
>>43428
o_o
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43484
>>43482
*sighs*

*restores shadow deleted posts pertaining to Tracy's baptism*

>>43475
Shush! Dragonne saliva is anti-septic, and Fae made sure to wash the dirty penis in it, besides remnants of holy electrolytes
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43485
43486 43488 43489
>>43483
Uh... I can shadow delete the posts again
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43486
43487
>>43485
I literally said nothing. I'm speechless. Its not a disdainful speechless, its more of confusion.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43487
43489
>>43486
Its elways holy sacrament.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43488
>>43485
Come on man keep em up.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43489
43490
>>43485
>>43487
"Praise Elway, praise Football. God Bless American."
What she said.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43490
43491
>>43489
Oh thank Elway, I was worried Fae was upset about Trumpaladin's omission of one of the steps
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43491
43492
>>43490
That was Thez actually.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43492
43495
>>43491
reeeee

I'm glad she's taking interest in Football though.
If only waifu would do the same...
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43494
>>43493
"Oh, you better not!"

*glares*

*glares continuously, but more intensely*
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43495
43496
>>43492
>>43493
"What? That's what you say right? Its like saying "Geshundteit" when someone sneezes."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43496
>>43495
"It's a short but meaning filled prayer to our Elway, for the blessings he delivers on all of us every day"
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43497
43498 43499
Is there a bug that prevents mobile posts from being deleted? I tried to delet something I miscommunicated, but I couldn't.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43498
>>43497
Yeah, the password will not save.

I'll ask the devs, but I feel pretty confident this is a known issue
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43499
>>43497
You also changed IP addresses
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43501
43503
>>43482
Yeah, Gods aren't normally that thrilled to talk to mortals over matters that don't concern the fate of the world.
The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality.
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43502
43503
Can Tracy go back to the tower now?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43503
43504
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>>43500
I can smell heresy though

>>43501
>The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality
What?

>>43502
Does she want to be ridden?
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43504
>>43503
Well, if you can just directly ask God what the right thing to do is, there isn't really the same internal conflict regarding the interpretation of faith.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43507
43509
So let me see if I got this right. Yes, I was drunk BTW.
Tracy flipped out and became a weird tentacle-fluff monster bent on consuming Trump, who with quick thinking called on Fae to GTFO. Tracy-cle maintained hot pursuit, and the group ended up weaving their way to Mile High stadium, where a small procession had gathered, trapping Tracy-cle in an ahem solemn and deliberate homage to Elway, the result of which that any lingering (((essence))) was purged in the hot ahem 'essence' of Football, first from Trump, then from Fae.
That about right?
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43508
43509
>>43506
>the sacrament procedure…
How many ranks did you put into knowledge religion? You can roll to know the answers to small things like that.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43509
43512
>>43507
>Essence of Fae
I think she only contributed saliva. It's an anti-septic saliva though

>>43508
I wanted something more creative than what I could think of

Be careful what you wish for
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43512
>>43509
That was most observably,... creative.
>saliva
An alchemical reaction then, formed of sapphire bullets of pure football.

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43514
43515
>>43511
Yeah, I was just looking for that on Wikipedia, but didn't find it..
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43515
43516
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>>43514
>>43511
A Paladin is immune to disease and can remove disease, so why wouldn't a Paladin's mount have a lesser version of this?
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43516
43517
>>43515
Can Tracy use his class abilities too then?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43517
>>43516
That sounds like a case by case issue
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43520
43521
>>43518
Then why did you say the prayer was heresy?

>>43519
So? It doesn't have any gameplay purpose. Just minimal background story purpose
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43521
43523 43524
>>43520
Let me have the Str and Int adjustments associated with the Paladin's Mount class while in pony form, and I won't complain.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43523
>>43521
>Just shitposting, can't delet
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43524
43526
>>43521
that's not an int adjustment, that's a score. I need to negotiate with GM for a higher int score on Fae. But we can redo the nature of Tracy's haxx
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43526
43527 43528
>>43524
I gotta ask though, what does Fae really need moar Int for? I just want Tracy to be able to cast Assassin spells, but I was mostly joking about that too.
>>43525
>*Lightning bolt incinerates Trumpaladin*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43527
>>43526
Mostly story reasons. But if she could have more skill points, that would be wonderful
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43528
>>43526
I mean, she's already got moar than enough int to be trained for two general purposes, and it seems you've already designated "priest" as one of them. She won't need very many Int-related skills either.
Just wondering.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43530
43531
*sweeps*
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43531
43535 43536
>>43530
He might want to imigrate if you really sale him on it.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43532
43533
What was that obscure creature that Tracy mentioned a while back? It wasn't a Kirin was it?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43533
>>43532
Not sure, what context?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43534
43535
>Kirin
You mean those Chinese unicorns? No, I don't remember bringing that up.