So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
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>>43469Whats your definition of delousing?
>>43470>Implying a dwarf-elf and a Minotaur is anything at all even remotely comparable to that>>43471Uh, delousing. Like what the Nazis did to the Jews
>>43463We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
>>43472Yea i know about the delousing but i dont think thats what atlas was implying.
>We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventuallyLotus?It is comparable to that, they are both white.
>>43464>I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for…It's only fair, Anon. You can't just defy your patron deity after consulting him.
>>43465>risk of summoning Cthulhu pony.This is easily within the realm of possibility now... Remember the infamous 2999 and 3000 posts on the main board? Cthulhu pony is
real...
>>43473I want her to talk to those hags first, but it'll take at least 4 days to get the scroll.
>>43478
Of course, she'd also have to hope for a high DC roll just to use the scroll..
>>43480>>43478>>43476We
definitely should pair her with a Mod God.
>>43475>Infamous 2999 and 3000 postsDo you mean the 29999 and 30000 posts? Yes, I remember
>>43455I'm still injured, I'll be here all week.
>>43461Who was complaining?
>>43464Ebin troll. Yeah that's the thing about contacting gods,... its generally not a good idea unless
absolutely necessary and the person has expended all available options. Otherwise its like asking "Hey God, what should I get from the grocery store today?"
I tried explaining this to Mormons once,.... >>43478Who's making the scroll exactly?
>>43426>>43427>>43428o_o
>>43482*sighs*
*restores shadow deleted posts pertaining to Tracy's baptism*
>>43475Shush! Dragonne saliva is anti-septic, and Fae made sure to wash the dirty penis in it, besides remnants of holy electrolytes
>>43483Uh... I can shadow delete the posts again
>>43485I literally said nothing. I'm speechless. Its not a disdainful speechless, its more of confusion.
>>43486Its elways holy sacrament.
>>43485>>43487"Praise Elway, praise Football. God Bless American."
What she said.
>>43489Oh thank Elway, I was worried Fae was upset about Trumpaladin's omission of one of the steps
>>43491reeeeeI'm glad she's taking interest in Football though.
If only waifu would do the same... >>43493
"Oh, you better not!"
*glares*
*glares continuously, but more intensely*
>>43492>>43493"What? That's what you say right? Its like saying "Geshundteit" when someone sneezes."
>>43495"It's a short but meaning filled prayer to our Elway, for the blessings he delivers on all of us every day"
Is there a bug that prevents mobile posts from being deleted? I tried to delet something I miscommunicated, but I couldn't.
>>43497Yeah, the password will not save.
I'll ask the devs, but I feel pretty confident this is a known issue
>>43497You also changed IP addresses
>>43482Yeah, Gods aren't normally that thrilled to talk to mortals over matters that don't concern the fate of the world.
The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality.
Can Tracy go back to the tower now?
>>43500I can smell heresy though
>>43501>The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of moralityWhat?
>>43502Does she want to be ridden?
>>43503Well, if you can just directly ask God what the right thing to do is, there isn't really the same internal conflict regarding the interpretation of faith.
So let me see if I got this right. Yes, I was drunk BTW.
Tracy flipped out and became a weird tentacle-fluff monster bent on consuming Trump, who with quick thinking called on Fae to GTFO. Tracy-cle maintained hot pursuit, and the group ended up weaving their way to Mile High stadium, where a small procession had gathered, trapping Tracy-cle in an ahem solemn and deliberate homage to Elway, the result of which that any lingering (((essence))) was purged in the hot ahem 'essence' of Football, first from Trump, then from Fae.
That about right?
>>43506
>the sacrament procedure…
How many ranks did you put into knowledge religion? You can roll to know the answers to small things like that.
>>43507>Essence of FaeI think she only contributed saliva. It's an anti-septic saliva though
>>43508I wanted something more creative than what I could think of
Be careful what you wish for
>>43509That was most observably,... creative.
>salivaAn alchemical reaction then, formed of sapphire bullets of pure football.
>>43511
Yeah, I was just looking for that on Wikipedia, but didn't find it..
>>43514>>43511A Paladin is immune to disease and can remove disease, so why wouldn't a Paladin's mount have a lesser version of this?
>>43515Can Tracy use his class abilities too then?
>>43516That sounds like a case by case issue
>>43518
Then why did you say the prayer was heresy?
>>43519
So? It doesn't have any gameplay purpose. Just minimal background story purpose
>>43524I gotta ask though, what does Fae really need moar Int for? I just want Tracy to be able to cast Assassin spells, but I was mostly joking about that too.
>>43525>*Lightning bolt incinerates Trumpaladin* >>43526Mostly story reasons. But if she could have more skill points, that would be wonderful
>>43526I mean, she's already got moar than enough int to be trained for two general purposes, and it seems you've already designated "priest" as one of them. She won't need very many Int-related skills either.
Just wondering.
>>43530He might want to imigrate if you really sale him on it.
What was that obscure creature that Tracy mentioned a while back? It wasn't a Kirin was it?
>Kirin
You mean those Chinese unicorns? No, I don't remember bringing that up.