/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>44701
>little note
"One might hope."
>>44702
>stabbing
Kek
"Alright, there's been enough build-up and GM informs me that yes, I AM drunk enough to tell the story, so let me tell the fuggin' story," she says while filling her glass,... again.

>>44700
This is Tracy Cage we're talking about

>>44703
*works hands on pony to give her a massage*

whispers
"tell me if you want the hands anywhere specific"

\r

>>44705
>At the bottom of the internet
I love that meme.

*Lays on back*
"..~hmmm.. do my belly and shoulders.. ~hmmm.. and my udders have been a little sore too recently.."

>>44706
*rubs pony from her shoulders all the way down to her crotch tits, then keeps one hand on her nipples while the other repeats the process*

>>44704
"I can't say I'm very familiar with gully dwarf society"

>>44707
"... F-flashy..!" She exclaims for no particular reason

>>44705
That meme makes me die inside every time I see it
>>44707
"Alright, how specific 'ya wanna get?"

Desu, I am hesitant to read Tracy back-story cuz I like Tracy

>>44709
>*Is distracted*
"We'll probably forget half of it in three week or so, so just start with what you think is most important."
>>44707
*Twists and turns in pleasure*

>>44710
Tl;Dr, she's a hoodrat.

>>44712
Yeah, I know that part of it, but I've deliberately avoided the part where her reproductive tract got thoroughly wrecked (nigged, if I'm not mistaken) and so on so forth.

>>44709
*What do you want to tell us?"

>>44708
>>44711
*Moves pants around*

>>44713
She makes Trumpaladin look monogamous

Thez begins - and I'm doing this not in first person for several reasons - describing the life and times of Orchidea de Fatima. And if you find yourself wondering "Isn't,..." the question may well be yes.
Orchidea was a princess of a remote Gray-Elven Enclave-kingdom. They were more a "large house" in traditional/conventional terms, but grey elves are all about their aristocracy,....

>>44713
Idk if it's really that specific, since she's a meme-OC. She is the Element of Unoriginaity after all.
I'll dig some shit up from W00t's old collection tomorrow when I can find the strength to use my laptop instead of just phone posting from bed.

>>44715
Greentext it.

At some point along their geo-political situation, the Fatima clan found themselves at odds with a tribe of Hobgoblins. This war was entirely inconsequential to Thez' story except that at one point during the war the least-princess decided (most foolishly) to lead a scouting party against their enemies.
>>44717
Oh FFS, what's the difference between a green-text and a "story"?

[4d20 = 32]
>>44718
*Is listening*

>>44716
FULL ROUND BELLY WUBS ATTACK!

>>44718
Greentext is the way of our ancestors.
Tradition must be upheld.

>>44720
That roll sucked.
*Moans at 17*

>>44720
>tfw dice rolls too shitty to even land a touch attack
THIS is why I need the strength bonus

>>44722
*is too embarrassed to do anything right now*

>>44721
"Oh fine, I'll green-text when I get to that point!"
Thez continues the story.
So Orchidea was a damn fool. That she was such a fool can be attributed to the dominance hierarchy she developed in, which conditioned her to perceive herself as beyond consequence or reproach. Whatever the case, she felt that she and her three-person honor guard would be sufficient to mete the adversaries they might find on their scouting venture.

>>44723
>can't land a touch attack
Are you sure you're crunching the numbers right?

>>44722
That first roll would have landed also... I think maybe technically the second would have....

*looks away*

>>44725
Deflection and Dexterity add into that right? So AC of 18 on Tracy

>>44723
You'll probably get something nice after the crawl.
Also, belly-rubbing is a dex-based check.
*Stares demandingly, waiting for moar wubz*

So Orchidea, in her hubris, found her guard slaughtered and herself bound and,... lots of lewd. I'm not kidding, its super lewd. Long story short, she got traded with the Gray Dwarves for superior equipment.

*eyes are fixated on Thez*

.... Zips pants back up...

>>44728
>she got traded with the Gray Dwarves for superior equipment
Gib details on slave-trading swag.

[1d20+19 = 26]
>>44729
*Sleight of hand to unzip and pocket zipper*

>>44731
You can't break off zipper quietly. At best just unzip. Also don't break the pimp suit

Upon being traded to the Gray Dwarves, she naturally was given first to the king. King Ughardt Korragar of the Gray Dwarves had already well outlived his time, but was kept alive by a particular ring, one that regenerated and maintained his vitality.
>>44730
Rly?
Anyway, he had lived almost two lifetimes, and yet while all the Gray Dwarves around him sported grey or black-hair, he maintained and never lost the lustrous maroon hue that had come to be recognized as sign of his rule and his legitimacy. Generations (as humans count them) passed, without a single heir apparent, until that elven wench was brought to him.

So upon being gifted (it was an exchange, but it was presented as a gift for cordiality) with an almost criminally young elf-maiden, he did what all ppl did in his case.
Fuck it.
Which, over time (it wouldn't be apparent immediately) would cause her (Orchidea) to lose favor amongst the Duergar nobility. Its not to say that they ever treated here "well", but they treated her observably "less so" once she was obviously carrying.
Eventually, Orchidea would at last give birth to a half dwarf-elf whom they called Gilana, which literally translates to "Dirty Money".

>>44734
>Thez's real name is "dirty money"
"Fascinating"

Both hands are placed on the table

>>44736
*Gently bites hand*
*Longing expression*

Upon her birth, Gilana caused a few upsets. For one, Orchidea had been,... ahem useful amongst the leaders of the Gray Dwarf commuity, and her parentage could have been called into question except that from birth she had two distinct characteristics. There were her jasper eyes - the pride of the Fatima clan - and there was her maroon hair, which only king Ughardt bore and which was unmistakeable in the society.

It was at this point, that the Fatima elves came a' calling.

>>44737
*Looks at pony*

*Places one hand on her head, and pets down her neck*

>>44739
[Happy pony noises]

[3d20 = 33]
[1d20 = 18]
Fuck it.

Trumpaladin goes for broke, with a pussy grab and nipple wubs with his other hand

Checks board, sees bread is at 1200+
So that's why
The elves had not 'neglected' to notice that their princess was missing, and were most diplomatic - if at times militant - at determining her fate. The hobgoblins were long since routed, and the dwarves had no diplomatic ties. So, a dialogue began and an accord was reached.
The elves wanted their princess back, and weren't too particular about how they got it, so long as they got it. And so, an agreement was reached to return her to her home and her clan and everything else.
Naturally, her child - who technically held a claim for both the dwarven and elven kingdom - was ommitted from any such agreement. Under penalty of death.
And so, Orchidea was finally and ultimately released from her 'tenure' as Dwarven sex-slave, and returned from whence she came.

>>44742
What assholes

>>44741
I"m okay with these rolls. Even with multi-hand fighting penalties they defeat Tracy's AC.

The embarrassment of the past rolls is almost made up for
\r

Meanwhile leaving GIlana. She appeared (at the time) not unlike the heroine from Stranger things except with grayer skin and redder hair, but generally the same. Guarded, wary, and entirely untrusting of anyone, she was 'volunteered' to stay behind and 'live' with the dwarves. The elven seneschal was particular about the upset an unwanted heir could have on their tightly knit society.
And so she stayed behind, where she served as varying degrees of 'plaything' for the dwarves who were not too concerned about her presence or significance.
Then came the 'incident'. The Dwarves, highly sophisticated in stone and metal-working, attempted to expand their horizons. The sages and wizards made grand claims about what could occur for the betterment of their culture if they captured a 'thing'.
That 'thing' was a lightning devil, and they really didn't know what they were getting into.

And so came a particular party. Oh the whole kingdom was there (separated by social strata of course, the lower class on the lower level, etc.). Families, children, everyone was all excited about what new things the nation had developed. Gilana however was serving as target practice.
They couldn't keep her with the normal slaves, even though they kept her head shaved it didn't take more than a day's growth to make obvious the connection to the king. No one was ahem having their way with her, being the gathering and all, so she was literally put on a leash for the younger children to throw rocks at. They had made a game and were taking wagers to see who could - if any - would knock her off the ledge. The ledge in question was about 20' - mostly not fatal - and the children delighted themselves in zinging stones off various parts of her.

>>44743
>they defeat Tracy's AC
Tracy is unarmored, and her huge natural armor won't actually stop attacks from making contact with her body, so she's a sitting duck for belly rubs.

Now the grand conclusion of this party is and would be the retention and 'claiming' of this lightning devil, the possession of which would afford the clan access to degrees of power and autonomy they had only imagined.
Naturally, thats not what happened.
The young kids were on their game, and at length did succeed in forcing Gilana from the ledge with their stones. Admittedly, it wasn't so much that they succeeded, its that she began to give up. Don't pick at it, there's lots of feels. The short version is, is that as Gilana stumbled off the ledge was the same moment that - further in the same chamber - the Lightning Devil was released. She actually watched it climb into 'that' dimension as she fell, and then almost immediately it went tearing by her, followed by screams and wails.
Gilana fell and landed next to a set of auxiliary boxes and barrels, which she took refuge in. As she did so, the devil meticulously and exhaustively tortured and killed everything that moved.

>>44747
>Claiming the +10 natural armor which is wrong for so many reasons
Just

>>44748
How did it not see her or find her though?

>>44749
Rest assured that your loving waifu and her foal are well-protected by her skintanium armor.

>>44750
The simple answer is because she neither screamed nor looked. She shut her eyes, clenched her teeth, and took what breaths she dared, when she thought that she could.
Many hours passed, and Gilana was too terrified to even move, but eventually - after a LOOOOONG wait - made her way from her hiding place. The bodies around her were blackened, shriveled, and distorted almost to the point of being unrecognizable. The hall was silent, except for a gasping sound from the upper hall. Eventually, both from morbid curiosity and from why the hell not" she made her way up to the upper chamber, the "royal" section. There she found, amidst the otherwise broken and shrivelled corpses, that there was one 'corpse' that was not dead. It was of course, her father. His life had been spared, thanks to a white-gold ring which had become signet and sign of his dominance and permeance. She didn't know that the ring was keeping him alive, but she did know - from how the dwarves behaved toward it (kiss the ring shit) - that it was important. So, when this grasping shell of a shriveled skeleton reached at her, she stomped on it and took its ring. That ring.
Her first kill was technically her own father, who had knowlingly and deliberately slaved her.

>>44752
Edgy.

>>44753
Oh fuck off