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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1336 replies and 124 files omitted.
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44598
44599
>>44582
Muh kittens.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44599
44600
>>44596
"Ban everyone? Then whad did ya give me all this booze for?"
>>44597
Don't get me started on modern technology and the effects it has on socialization
>>44598
Dood, I gotta say. That "Quick, Lenos, use the kitty wand" comment was cause for so much hilarity, I can't even begin to describe.
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44600
>>44599
Im glad i can entertain you goys.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44601
44602 44603
"Um... If these wants to tell a story I can read when I get home that's good. I just don't want the initial burst in to happen before then"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44602
44630
>>44601
*humps leg*
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44603
44605 44609
>>44601
Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44604
44605
Other developmental stuff is welcome to occur, but that's the only elements I am currently planning on addressing.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44605
44608
>>44603
>>44604
Fine by me. Torc hears the cannons and looks for Thez and Infernius for an explanation
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44606
44608
>Torc gives Mr. Snek a pistol and holster
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44608
44612
snek.png
>>44605
Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606
I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44609
44611
a76.jpg
>>44603
>Otherwise Thez will cast fist
Wouldn't want that to happen...
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44610
>>44607
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44611
>>44609
I was being facetious with that, but I like the idea that the threat carries weight
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44612
44616 44617
>>44608
>Thez
"You okay?"
>snek
I fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607
Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44616
44618 44623
>>44613
>>44615
>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist
>>44612
"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44617
44619
Man-Riding-on-a-Snake-111898.jpg
>>44612
It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44618
44619
>>44616
They don't always show on the banlist.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44619
44620 44623
>>44618
Good to know
>>44617
He's large enough, but not to ride. Snek would require skateboard-style traction points, allowing torcuil to ride him like a Goku cirrus cloud.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44620
44622 44624
maxresdefault.jpg
>>44619
How big does an animal need to be to ride?

Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44621
44622
Active bans always show on the ban list, as do expired bans that have not been seen.. ALWAYS. Warnings, expired bans that have been seen, repealed bans, and bans that are imagined and never existed in the first place NEVER show
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44622
44624
>>44620
Depends on a couple factors, strength more than size particularly. Technically, both Thez and moreover Infernius could be ridden. Just saying. ^_^
>>44621
>never existed
Magical fairy bans, that exist only in myth and legend and game
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44623
44625
>>44616
"Okay then..."
>>44619
I never watched Dragon Ball, do you have another reference?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44624
44626 44627
Kid-riding-snake.jpg
riding_a_snake_by_naga_senpai-d5rwnm0.jpg
jesus-riding-a-snake.jpg
a03746349b3f4e5449f5b0e3caeb4b73.jpg
FevaTV-AzealiaBanks-IcePrincess-e1428004245688.png
>>44620
>>44622
Snek has 25 Str though. Is that not enough?
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44625
44627 44629
Longboard_skateboard.jpg
>>44623
Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44626
>>44624
25 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44627
44628
>>44625
What about the "camel humps" locomotion you see in pics like >>44624 (ist and 4th)? It looks better imo.

On another note, if you cast the Awaken sspell on Snek, he'd become a magical talking cartoon Snek.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44628
>>44627
Oh wait, Awakened animals can't be familiars.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44629
44631 44636
>>44625
Ah, so it'd be snekboarding
"Infernius, you wife is acting stranger than usual"
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44630
44631 44633
Alright, I am now home and at my laptop, and hav the time and ability to read and respond to posts

>>44602
"Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44631
44632 44636
>>44630
>that afterthought
kek
>>44629
"I start talking about endemic and observable dynamics, and suddenly I'm "acting strange"."
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44632
44634 44635
>>44631
Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?
"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44633
44636
>>44630
"Nothing, Flashy. I'm just appreciating ho solid and sturdy your leg is."
*kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44634
>>44632
>crouching with reigns
This sounds like it'd look cooler and funnier.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44635
44637
>>44632
>snek-boarding
That's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!

Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44636
44638 44639
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>>44631
"You get all political when you're drunk Thez"

>>44633
*Picks up leg and shakes it*

>>44629
What'd you do with your unicorn?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44637
44640
>>44635
"Oh fucking- I don't have to put up with this ya know"
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44638
44640 44641
>>44636
Don't rightly know, don't rightly care.
She disapeared and I never asked
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44639
44641
>>44636
*Crawls up body*
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44640
44644
>>44637
Don't worry, its not all bully, but I have to transition the conversation somehow
>>44638
And now I has a sad
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44641
44643 44644
>>44638
Trumpaladin moves over to comfort the distressed Meme magician
"Aww... I'm sorry that your sort of girl friend left. Wanna talk about it?"

>>44639
Trumpaladin is disturbed by this development

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44643
44646
>>44641
*Hangs on shoulder*
>tfw Trumpaladin is big enough to be Tracy's mount
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44644
44645 44647 44648
>>44640
>sad
Wait... did you faggots actually expect me to build TorcXTroll?
>>44641
"Not really, I don't really care at this point"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44645
44654
>>44644
>Pali check.
I never expected it at all.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44646
44649
1513374655896.jpg
>>44643
"D'aww"
*pulls pony up so she's properly mounted on him*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44647
44650 44654
>>44644
"There there. It's okay big guy. I sort of miss her too in a way"
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44648
44653 44654
>>44644
No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44649
44653
>>44646
*Hugs head and straddles neck*
"You make a good mount, Flashy."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44650
44651 44653
>>44647
*eyes narrow ever so slightly*
".. Yeah, I guess I miss her in a way too..."
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44651
44652
>>44650
>with her knives
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44652
44653
>>44651
Bingo