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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44547
44551
>>44546
Whoever. Tracy seems actively interested in finding the spot, as is Fae. So they both do. The interior of the pyramid is indeterminable, but the clear choice for an entry point would be along the perimeter that is adjacent to the water-line
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44548
44549
>>44546
>>44539
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44549
44550
>>44548
>"I'm a bit busy at the moment, let me help later"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44550
>>44549
*straddles leg*
"Busy with what?"
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44551
44552 44556
>>44547
Can i go get a pet cat?
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44552
44553 44554
>>44517
Relax, she's got a regeneration stone
>>44496
"The 'shine,... I'm assuming its 'shine,... the 'shine is tasty."
>>44551
Which one are you?
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44553
>>44552

Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44554
44557 44570
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>>44552

Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44555
Boop
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44556
44558
>>44551
Can I get 38 strength and the cleric spell list?
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44557
44559 44561
>>44554
If you're Torcuil, then yes.
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44558
44562
>>44556
No because your not the tank.
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44559
44560 44561 44577
>>44557
The red one..
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44560
44565
>>44559
The red one who has a neglected puppy?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44561
>>44557
That ain't me you faggot
>>44559
Hi Cleric
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44562
44563 44564
>>44558
>>44558
Yes I am and give up your damned spells if that's your logic
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44563
44566 44567
>>44562
That makes no sense. Its my class feature.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44564
44566 44567 44572
>>44562
Why should he?
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44565
>>44560
Oh shit, i feed and hug my pupper.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44566
44568 44569 44572
>>44564
>>44563
These, he shouldn't have too
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44567
>>44564
And a paladin's mount is mine

>>44563
He's asking for a familiar or paladin's mount. I'm explaining why
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44568
44570 44571
>>44566
Dipshit I'm explaining why it's imbalanced for him to have a mount as well. Read
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44569
>>44566
Dipshit I'm explaining why it's imbalanced for him to have a mount as well. Read
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44570
>>44568
>>44554
He asked for a cat calm down
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44571
>>44568
He asked to buy a pet cat. It'd cost like 10-15 gp. Chill.
Only wizards get familiars anyway.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44572
44573 44574 44577
>>44564
>>44566
Listen you inbred ass wipes. He was asking for a paladin's mount, I said "then can I have 38 strength and cleric spells," he said "no you are not the tank" and so I said "then {you) give up powers"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44573
44575
>>44572
>He was asking for a paladin's mount
No he wasn't. He said "pet cat".
How would you quantify a "paladin's mount" for a non-paladin?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44574
44575
>>44572
But he literally said "Can i go get a pet cat?" Nothing about a mount in there
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44575
44578 44579
>>44573
>>44574
I interpreted it as meaning "dire tiger"
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44577
44579
>>44559
Y no flag?
>>44572
A paladin's mount? I missed the inference

Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44578
>>44575
Why tho?
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44579
44580
>>44577
At my friends house.
>>44575
No.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44580
44583
>>44579
>gameposting when a guest
For shame
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44581
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Normally when you give someone a "warning", you explain to them what your problem is.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44582
44585 44586 44598
Alright. So Trump is working with a crew - including Tracy - who have collectively determined a relative 'starting' point for breaking into the pyramid. Thez is helping herself to booz, Infernius appears to be romanticizing about having a cat THERE ARE NO KITTENS echoes in his head, while Torcuil is uh,....
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44583
44584
>>44580
I've done it before, depends on the situation I guess
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44584
44597
>>44583
Technically it was a shitpost, but it was also a reminder to not be all digitally-fixated. I can't stand it when ppl want to interact, only to come over and socialize while they monitor their facebook n shit
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44585
44587
>>44582
Waking up in the airship
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44586
44588
>>44582
Can Tracy prepare her insanity poison/smokebombs?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44587
>>44585
After feeding her birds, Tracy goes up to the ship to tell Torc to bring the ship down closer to the docks to crack the temple open.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44588
>>44586
Insanity poison can be done soon but not yet. Insanity aerosol less so
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44589
44590
Can we not advance things too far right now? I'm busy and so is Infernius
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44590
>>44589
We're only preparing shit so we won't have to spend hours "getting ready" in session.
Relax, nothing important will happen to advance the plot while your gone.
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44591
44592 44597
Does the party have a plan for how they're going to make the crawl?
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44592
44593 44597
>>44591
Does this party ever have a plan?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44593
44595
>>44592
Whsat I meant was "what does everybody intend to do once we crack this thing open?"
It's obvious that stealth would be compromised, but having everybody charge in so they can all die at once in a trap wouldn't be the best either.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44594
44595
Ban Tracy's faggot so I have enough time to at least get home and to a computer. That's my plan
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44595
>>44594
Not a good plan
>>44593
Given that cannons are required to enter, one can consider the element of surprise moot. The actual 'cracking of the egg' can occur at anytime, and would only amount to a few lines of descriptive text.

Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44596
44599
Fine. Ban everyone. It can wait until tomorrow
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44597
44599
>>44584
My friend invited me over to play video games, then played single player most of the time without offering to let me play, I feel your pain
>>44591
>>44592
I pretty much just shitpost until something good happens