So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>44546Whoever. Tracy seems actively interested in finding the spot, as is Fae. So they both do. The interior of the pyramid is indeterminable, but the clear choice for an entry point would be along the perimeter that is adjacent to the water-line
>>44517Relax, she's got a regeneration stone
>>44496"The 'shine,... I'm assuming its 'shine,... the 'shine is tasty."
>>44551Which one are you?
>>44551Can I get 38 strength and the cleric spell list?
>>44554If you're Torcuil, then yes.
>>44556No because your not the tank.
>>44559The red one who has a neglected puppy?
>>44558>>44558Yes I am and give up your damned spells if that's your logic
>>44562That makes no sense. Its my class feature.
>>44560Oh shit, i feed and hug my pupper.
>>44564>>44563These, he shouldn't have too
>>44564And a paladin's mount is mine
>>44563He's asking for a familiar or paladin's mount. I'm explaining why
>>44566Dipshit I'm explaining why it's imbalanced for him to have a mount as well. Read
>>44566Dipshit I'm explaining why it's imbalanced for him to have a mount as well. Read
>>44568>>44554He asked for a cat calm down
>>44568He asked to buy a pet cat. It'd cost like 10-15 gp. Chill.
Only wizards get familiars anyway.
>>44564>>44566Listen you inbred ass wipes. He was asking for a paladin's mount, I said "then can I have 38 strength and cleric spells," he said "no you are not the tank" and so I said "then {you) give up powers"
>>44572>He was asking for a paladin's mountNo he wasn't. He said "pet cat".
How would you quantify a "paladin's mount" for a non-paladin?
>>44572But he literally said "Can i go get a pet cat?" Nothing about a mount in there
>>44573>>44574I interpreted it as meaning "dire tiger"
>>44559Y no flag?
>>44572A paladin's mount? I missed the inference
Normally when you give someone a "warning", you explain to them what your problem is.
Alright. So Trump is working with a crew - including Tracy - who have collectively determined a relative 'starting' point for breaking into the pyramid. Thez is helping herself to booz, Infernius appears to be romanticizing about having a cat THERE ARE NO KITTENS echoes in his head, while Torcuil is uh,....
>>44580I've done it before, depends on the situation I guess
>>44583Technically it was a shitpost, but it was also a reminder to not be all digitally-fixated. I can't stand it when ppl want to interact, only to come over and socialize
while they monitor their facebook n shit >>44582Can Tracy prepare her insanity poison/smokebombs?
>>44585After feeding her birds, Tracy goes up to the ship to tell Torc to bring the ship down closer to the docks to crack the temple open.
>>44586Insanity poison can be done soon but not yet. Insanity aerosol less so
Can we not advance things too far right now? I'm busy and so is Infernius
>>44589We're only preparing shit so we won't have to spend hours "getting ready" in session.
Relax, nothing important will happen to advance the plot while your gone.
Does the party have a plan for how they're going to make the crawl?
>>44591Does this party ever have a plan?
>>44592Whsat I meant was "what does everybody intend to do once we crack this thing open?"
It's obvious that stealth would be compromised, but having everybody charge in so they can all die at once in a trap wouldn't be the best either.
Ban Tracy's faggot so I have enough time to at least get home and to a computer. That's my plan
>>44594Not a good plan
>>44593Given that cannons are required to enter, one can consider the element of surprise moot. The actual 'cracking of the egg' can occur at anytime, and would only amount to a few lines of descriptive text.
Fine. Ban everyone. It can wait until tomorrow
>>44584My friend invited me over to play video games, then played single player most of the time without offering to let me play, I feel your pain>>44591>>44592I pretty much just shitpost until something good happens