Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42497"Have you seen them before?"
>>42498"Nope," her attention is waning, she seems particularly curious about the ship and its ammenities.
>>42499May as well inspect the weapons. There were 14 cannons - are they on a separate deck, is that the entire complement?
well good night all lenos's faggot has to be up early to try and get broken truck fixed
>>42499"you think we can make more ships?"
>>42500They're all fixed into the starboard side of the ship, with three forward facing cannons on top of it. The cannons appear operated and fed by an intricate array of mechanisms, all controlled by a hand crank.
>>42501Lenos inspects the bar, later
>>42502Thez looks at him like he just asked her something silly. "I don't even know what it is exactly,... but its cozy."
infernuis want to skull fuck a beholder.
>>42507I've made a note. Their environment isn't as stringent as I thought, so I'll make sure you come across one. It will probably be a mount for a black-guard lich mind flayer tho.
>>42512>All that shitYou may as well have us fight Nyarlathotep riding Yog-Sothoth
>>42512ill just mind fuck the mind flayer.
>>42514Is Yog-Sothoth the flying spaghetti monster?
https://youtu.be/cE1FrqheQNI >>42521>deleted it myselfBrains are fattening apparently.
>>42518
>Implying he wouldn't be better off with the Mindflayer than with us
>>42449Obviously yes, cause my body decided to pass out
>>42481You fugged up
>>42483Dancing airpirates was amazing
>>42525>>42527Bruh
>>42531Saved
Whats a Mindflayer? Sounds Lovecraftian
>>42532This pic is my favorite. It appears to be a Mind Flayer Monk,... which would be just absurd.
>>42537they eat your brain and gain your knowledge.
>>42537Uber intelligent, but yes.
Testing the other dice rolling
[1d20 = 18]
>>42548Don't feel bad, idk either
Alright. Since I'm no longer invested in the 4cc, I'll be here-abouts if anyone wants to do stuff
>>42549Can Tracy select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage as her bonus feats? She meets the prerequisites, but Idk how ebin feats work.
>>42550At epic level, of course she can, provided that the class allows those as bonus feats (which I'll bet they will)
>>42549infernuis transforms into pickle infernuis
>>42552She's not gonna say it, but she's thinking it.