Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43008
You apply the relevant ability modifier. For example, diplomacy is charisma, and sense motive is wisdom
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You apply the relevant ability modifier. For example, diplomacy is charisma, and sense motive is wisdom
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Alright, I think I might've settled on her selected feats:
>Improved Sunder
>Multi-weapon fighting
>Improved Multi-weapon fighting
>Greater Multi-weapon fighting (muh extra stabs!)
>combat reflexes
Does this look good? I might want to replace combat refleces with Great Cleave...
>Improved Sunder
>Multi-weapon fighting
>Improved Multi-weapon fighting
>Greater Multi-weapon fighting (muh extra stabs!)
>combat reflexes
Does this look good? I might want to replace combat refleces with Great Cleave...
>>43011
She has Cleave from her Nightmare form, and her Quiver allows her to draw weapons as a free action.
>Implying she's ever not holding at least one dagger.
I didn't max-out Slight of Hand for nothing.
She has Cleave from her Nightmare form, and her Quiver allows her to draw weapons as a free action.
>Implying she's ever not holding at least one dagger.
I didn't max-out Slight of Hand for nothing.
>>43012
She can draw light weapons. Daggers, sure. A sword? That's different. Also, get weapons finesse, it will improve your modifier.
>cleave in nightmare form
I don't think you get the feats of an alternate firm stacked on to player feats, because of the way fears are calculated
She can draw light weapons. Daggers, sure. A sword? That's different. Also, get weapons finesse, it will improve your modifier.
>cleave in nightmare form
I don't think you get the feats of an alternate firm stacked on to player feats, because of the way fears are calculated
>>43013
Yes she does. Her Rogue Attack bonus and Blackguard Attack add up to a base of 16.
>>43015
Koraks sword has to be a light weapon. I don't see how else did he apply his weapon finess to it? Unless it's a rapier.
>nightmare form
I remember it it being stated that she got the feats of that form, even though she didn't get the full Str or skills of that body. That's how she qualified for Blackguard.
>>43016
I'm referring to the one she got from Thez.
>Cardishore
I still want to go back there.. She lost a lot of knives that day..
>>43014
!sreliops oN
Yes she does. Her Rogue Attack bonus and Blackguard Attack add up to a base of 16.
>>43015
Koraks sword has to be a light weapon. I don't see how else did he apply his weapon finess to it? Unless it's a rapier.
>nightmare form
I remember it it being stated that she got the feats of that form, even though she didn't get the full Str or skills of that body. That's how she qualified for Blackguard.
>>43016
I'm referring to the one she got from Thez.
>Cardishore
I still want to go back there.. She lost a lot of knives that day..
>>43014
!sreliops oN
>>43017
She has +9 from 13 levels of rogue, +0 from 1 level of assassin, and +3 from three levels of blackguard. That's a +12 bonus.
Feats are obtained by hit die mostly, so it doesn't make sense for an alternate form's feats to stack. You can claim one or the other sets of fears, but not both at the same time
She has +9 from 13 levels of rogue, +0 from 1 level of assassin, and +3 from three levels of blackguard. That's a +12 bonus.
Feats are obtained by hit die mostly, so it doesn't make sense for an alternate form's feats to stack. You can claim one or the other sets of fears, but not both at the same time
>>43018
You don't have an ever whirling chain, you have an animated chain. An ever whirling chain has a market value of over 5 and a half million gp, or costs 53000 xp and 2.2 million gp. That's the equivalent of 10 wish spells.
You don't have an ever whirling chain, you have an animated chain. An ever whirling chain has a market value of over 5 and a half million gp, or costs 53000 xp and 2.2 million gp. That's the equivalent of 10 wish spells.
>>43019
>Attack bonus
Hmm, looks like I was mistaken.
I'll replace Greater Multi-Weapon Fighting with Quicken Spell-like ability.
>Attack bonus
Hmm, looks like I was mistaken.
I'll replace Greater Multi-Weapon Fighting with Quicken Spell-like ability.
>>43020
Then how has she been able to make three attacks per turn with it and attack from 60 ft away?
Then how has she been able to make three attacks per turn with it and attack from 60 ft away?
>>43022
Because you've been gaming the system by not specifying your feats, but letting us think that you have QuickDraw. You've been taking advantage of ignorance
Because you've been gaming the system by not specifying your feats, but letting us think that you have QuickDraw. You've been taking advantage of ignorance
>>43024
Yes, it was animated. You don't get a free 5.5 million gp item though. Or if you do, we all get 5500000+ GP in free items/53000 xp worth of items
Yes, it was animated. You don't get a free 5.5 million gp item though. Or if you do, we all get 5500000+ GP in free items/53000 xp worth of items
>>43026
GM explained that the chain is capable of suspending itself 60 ft without the wielder having psychic powers, but is not an ever whirling chain, during the charge on RBG
GM explained that the chain is capable of suspending itself 60 ft without the wielder having psychic powers, but is not an ever whirling chain, during the charge on RBG
>>43021
Yeah.. I'm definitely going to want that quickening feat.. I didn't realize that becoming Ethereal provoked an Attack of Opportunity.
Yeah.. I'm definitely going to want that quickening feat.. I didn't realize that becoming Ethereal provoked an Attack of Opportunity.
>>43031
Idk.. she has that quiver, and she could also just carry the cane wherever because it does look like a weapon.
Idk.. she has that quiver, and she could also just carry the cane wherever because it does look like a weapon.
>>43032
>she has the quiver
>she has
*cardishore security has the quiver
>carry the cane
I'm not sure transforming it and lifting it is a free action
>she has the quiver
>she has
*cardishore security has the quiver
>carry the cane
I'm not sure transforming it and lifting it is a free action
>>43033
>cardishore security has the quiver
No, I'm referring to the quiver she got from Thez; the one with the Bag of Holding as a side-pocket.
>cardishore security has the quiver
No, I'm referring to the quiver she got from Thez; the one with the Bag of Holding as a side-pocket.
>>43034
You're claiming now that not only does she have extremely high storage capacity, she can also remove weapons from it that are of heavy construction as a free action?
You're claiming now that not only does she have extremely high storage capacity, she can also remove weapons from it that are of heavy construction as a free action?
>>43035
>weapons from it that are of heavy construction
She doesn't have any heavy weapons except for the Warhammer she picked-up from Dick Cheney, and she's never even used that.
>high storage capacity
Yes, although she mostly uses it to feed her birds, desu (she washes it, of course), since she doesn't really have anyone to steal from. It did come in handy when feeding Killy, and she stores her chain and any heavier or non-weapon objects in the Bag of Holding.
>weapons from it that are of heavy construction
She doesn't have any heavy weapons except for the Warhammer she picked-up from Dick Cheney, and she's never even used that.
>high storage capacity
Yes, although she mostly uses it to feed her birds, desu (she washes it, of course), since she doesn't really have anyone to steal from. It did come in handy when feeding Killy, and she stores her chain and any heavier or non-weapon objects in the Bag of Holding.
>>43036
I don't think we got the cane swords variety, but my guess is long sword, which is heavier than light. As for drawing a hidden weapon with sleight of hand, that's a standard action. You can do it as a free action, but with a -20 penalty
I don't think we got the cane swords variety, but my guess is long sword, which is heavier than light. As for drawing a hidden weapon with sleight of hand, that's a standard action. You can do it as a free action, but with a -20 penalty
>>43036
>mostly used to feed her birds
Oh bullshit. How many bodies are in there right now? How many thousands of gems? How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
>mostly used to feed her birds
Oh bullshit. How many bodies are in there right now? How many thousands of gems? How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
>>43037
A long sword isn't finessible, and Korak definitely wanted to finess that thing.
If he was an epic-level Duelist, it was almost definitely a rapier.
A long sword isn't finessible, and Korak definitely wanted to finess that thing.
If he was an epic-level Duelist, it was almost definitely a rapier.
>>43038
>How many bodies are in there right now?
Zero. The bag is only as big as a broom closet.
>How many thousands of gems?
Didn't I say she left those in the vault?
>How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
Wat? Not much, except for whatever she just took off of the pirates.
>How many bodies are in there right now?
Zero. The bag is only as big as a broom closet.
>How many thousands of gems?
Didn't I say she left those in the vault?
>How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
Wat? Not much, except for whatever she just took off of the pirates.
>>43040
>I could wind up stealing Thez or Tracy
Oh God you have a point. I'll try again in a location with saner women
>I could wind up stealing Thez or Tracy
Oh God you have a point. I'll try again in a location with saner women
>>43042
>Who knows what he wanted to do
He was a rogue/duelist. He wasn't going to use any melee weapon that wasn't finessable. From the last pic I saw of it, it looks like a rapier: not a light weapon, but finessible.
I'll just have her carry it as a cane.
>Who knows what he wanted to do
He was a rogue/duelist. He wasn't going to use any melee weapon that wasn't finessable. From the last pic I saw of it, it looks like a rapier: not a light weapon, but finessible.
I'll just have her carry it as a cane.
>>43045
The comparable weapon in the D&D wiki is the cane sword, a sheathed short sword. Drawing it from the cane is a standard action without quick draw, and a free action with quick draw.
The comparable weapon in the D&D wiki is the cane sword, a sheathed short sword. Drawing it from the cane is a standard action without quick draw, and a free action with quick draw.
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>>43052
>flag
Do you want me to change your flag to that?
>promise
Uh huh. And Trumpaladin "promised" to stop having sex with females besides Tracy
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>flag
Do you want me to change your flag to that?
>promise
Uh huh. And Trumpaladin "promised" to stop having sex with females besides Tracy
\r
Tracy gets off of the ship, dumps her stuff in her room, and goes to tend to her birds.
>>43053
A short sword is a light weapon. You should take the weapon finesse feat. You have six total feats by the way
>>43054
>promised to stop having sex with other females
>sex with other females
>sex with females
>females
Wait a minute. I think I know how to avoid Darth Infernius, AND keep the promise to Tracy, AND increase Trumpaladin's number of sexual partners
A short sword is a light weapon. You should take the weapon finesse feat. You have six total feats by the way
>>43054
>promised to stop having sex with other females
>sex with other females
>sex with females
>females
Wait a minute. I think I know how to avoid Darth Infernius, AND keep the promise to Tracy, AND increase Trumpaladin's number of sexual partners
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