Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43008You apply the relevant ability modifier. For example, diplomacy is charisma, and sense motive is wisdom
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Alright, I think I might've settled on her selected feats:
>Improved Sunder
>Multi-weapon fighting
>Improved Multi-weapon fighting
>Greater Multi-weapon fighting (muh extra stabs!)
>combat reflexes
Does this look good? I might want to replace combat refleces with Great Cleave...
>>43011She has Cleave from her Nightmare form, and her Quiver allows her to draw weapons as a free action.
>Implying she's ever not holding at least one dagger.I didn't max-out Slight of Hand for nothing.
>>43010She doesn't have the required base attack bonus for greater multi weapon fighting
>>42974Heyit'sfuckinggnomishagain,Ifuckingloveit
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>>42959I like it. Torc begins to raid the kitchen for food. And lets Mr. Snek roam around.
I'm gonna draw up sheets for both, does Mr. Snek have anything intresting going for him other than being a giant constrictor
>>43012She can draw
light weapons. Daggers, sure. A sword? That's different. Also, get weapons finesse, it will improve your modifier.
>cleave in nightmare formI don't think you get the feats of an alternate firm stacked on to player feats, because of the way fears are calculated
>>43012>quiverThe efficient quiver is in Cardishore
>>43013Yes she does. Her Rogue Attack bonus and Blackguard Attack add up to a base of 16.
>>43015Koraks sword has to be a light weapon. I don't see how else did he apply his weapon finess to it? Unless it's a rapier.
>nightmare formI remember it it being stated that she got the feats of that form, even though she didn't get the full Str or skills of that body. That's how she qualified for Blackguard.
>>43016I'm referring to the one she got from Thez.
>CardishoreI still want to go back there.. She lost a lot of knives that day..
>>43014!sreliops oN
[Read more] >>43015Also, loosing an Everwhirling chain to attack is a free action.
>>43017She has +9 from 13 levels of rogue, +0 from 1 level of assassin, and +3 from three levels of blackguard. That's a +12 bonus.
Feats are obtained by hit die mostly, so it doesn't make sense for an alternate form's feats to stack. You can claim one or the other sets of fears, but not both at the same time
>>43018You don't have an ever whirling chain, you have an
animated chain. An ever whirling chain has a market value of over 5 and a half million gp, or costs 53000 xp and 2.2 million gp. That's the equivalent of 10 wish spells.
>>43019>Attack bonusHmm, looks like I was mistaken.
I'll replace Greater Multi-Weapon Fighting with Quicken Spell-like ability.
>>43020Then how has she been able to make three attacks per turn with it and attack from 60 ft away?
>>43022Because you've been gaming the system by not specifying your feats, but letting us think that you have QuickDraw. You've been taking advantage of ignorance
>>43023The chain was supposed to have been modified before the party went to get Infernius.
>>43024Yes, it was animated. You don't get a free 5.5 million gp item though. Or if you do, we all get 5500000+ GP in free items/53000 xp worth of items
>>43026GM explained that the chain is capable of suspending itself 60 ft without the wielder having psychic powers, but is not an ever whirling chain, during the charge on RBG
>>43027I'll have to look at that later..
>>43021Yeah.. I'm definitely going to want that quickening feat.. I didn't realize that becoming Ethereal provoked an Attack of Opportunity.
>>43031Idk.. she has that quiver, and she could also just carry the cane wherever because it does look like a weapon.
>>43032>she has the quiver>she has*cardishore security has the quiver
>carry the caneI'm not sure transforming it and lifting it is a free action
>>43033>cardishore security has the quiverNo, I'm referring to the quiver she got from Thez; the one with the Bag of Holding as a side-pocket.
>>43034You're claiming now that not only does she have extremely high storage capacity, she can also remove weapons from it that are of heavy construction as a free action?
>>43035>weapons from it that are of heavy constructionShe doesn't have any heavy weapons except for the Warhammer she picked-up from Dick Cheney, and she's never even used that.
>high storage capacityYes, although she mostly uses it to feed her birds, desu (she washes it, of course), since she doesn't really have anyone to steal from. It did come in handy when feeding Killy, and she stores her chain and any heavier or non-weapon objects in the Bag of Holding.
>>43036I don't think we got the cane swords variety, but my guess is long sword, which is heavier than light. As for drawing a hidden weapon with sleight of hand, that's a standard action. You can do it as a free action, but with a -20 penalty
>>43036>mostly used to feed her birdsOh bullshit. How many bodies are in there right now? How many thousands of gems? How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
>>43037A long sword isn't finessible, and Korak
definitely wanted to finess that thing.
If he was an epic-level Duelist, it was almost definitely a rapier.
>>43007are you sure you want to do that? thez is around you after all.
>>43038>How many bodies are in there right now?Zero. The bag is only as big as a broom closet.
>How many thousands of gems?Didn't I say she left those in the vault?
>How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?Wat? Not much, except for whatever she just took off of the pirates.
>>43040Is the risk that I could succeed in stealing Thez?
>>43039Who knows what he wanted to do
>>43042the risk is Darth Infernuis.
>>43040>I could wind up stealing Thez or TracyOh God you have a point. I'll try again in a location with saner women
>>43042>Who knows what he wanted to doHe was a rogue/duelist. He wasn't going to use any melee weapon that wasn't finessable. From the last pic I saw of it, it looks like a rapier: not a light weapon, but finessible.
I'll just have her carry it as a cane.
Is the party back at the tower yet?
>>43045The comparable weapon in the D&D wiki is the cane sword, a sheathed short sword. Drawing it from the cane is a standard action without quick draw, and a free action with quick draw.
>>43046weak boi>>43046well theres one surefire way to bring forth darth infernuis and i think you all know what it is.
>>43046Change it to what?
>>43047By now, I think we can say it is parked by the tower
>>43049Oh Stahp. You're always threatening that
>>43050>pic related>>43051its not a threat, its a promise.
>>43048Interesting. I thought it was a rapier due to the fancy guard it had in in it's sword form.
>>43052>flagDo you want me to change your flag to that?
>promiseUh huh. And Trumpaladin "promised" to stop having sex with females besides Tracy
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Tracy gets off of the ship, dumps her stuff in her room, and goes to tend to her birds.
>>43053A short sword is a light weapon. You should take the weapon finesse feat. You have six total feats by the way
>>43054>promised to stop having sex with other females>sex with other females>sex with females>femalesWait a minute. I think I know how to avoid Darth Infernius, AND keep the promise to Tracy, AND increase Trumpaladin's number of sexual partners
>>43057I'll get the flag changed now if these Europoor devs respond. What name do you want for it?