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Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1185 replies and 138 files omitted.
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43331
Fae arrives on deck. "Trump! Trump? Are you here? Oh, I guess not.
Fae flies off.

Just kidding. Fae arrives on deck.
>>43328
Desu, I haven't even stopped to see what is being rolled for, by who, or what the actual mechanics are behind the rolls (cuz I can tell that there have been some mis-applications) half the time
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43332
>>43329
Best yanderes ever
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43333
43334 43335 43337
*absorbs hoo-man*
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43334
43381
>>43333
Oooh, quads
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43335
>>43333
>quads
WjJfm
?
No.43336
43338 43340
[1d25 = 16]
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>43330
>doesn't beat her Elway given AC

Spot check for Trump, then pounce grapple, then drag him away into tall grass like she's going to eat him
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43337
335151__safe_adele_barely pony related_doom faust_doom paul_drama_equestria girls drama_human_image macro_irl_irl human_lauren faust_lyrics_meta_photo_.jpg
>>43333

lK8Ew
?
No.43338
43339 43341
[1d20+23 = 27]
>>43336
>pouncing in spaces with not enough room to charge
*Escape artist check to slip away with paladin, all the while dragging him deeper*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43339
>>43338
Aww shucks...
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43340
43341
>>43336
*considers absorbing Fae too*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43341
43342 43348
>>43338
Tracy can do escape artist checks when she's being grappled. She can do hide checks when she's being spotted. But Trumpaladin is the one being spotted and Grappled.

*Grabs human in mouth, and runs off with him like a man-eating tiger*

>>43340
reeee
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43342
43343 43344 43349
>>43341
Pursues, hair-tentacle waving like a monstrous octopus
>tfw racial Run feat
"~Flaaaaashy! Wait for me!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43343
43344
>>43342
hair tentacles*
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43344
43345
>>43342
>>43343
You do realize I'm letting this play out for posterity right?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43345
43346
>>43344
Yes..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43346
43347
>>43345
By all means, carry on with the hair-tentacles. Thez is all ahaigo(sp?) in the jaccuzzi.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43347
43351
>>43346
nice.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43348
43349 43351
>>43341
*continues chasing kitty, hair-tentacles reaching forward for the tip of her tail*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43349
43350 43351
Trumpaladin being carried to safety.jpg
>>43342
>>43348
*runs, and faster*

When being the human in pic related is less scary than a small pony
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43350
43353
>>43349
You look behind you to see a a pale blue, wriggling fluffball speeding behind you.. it appears to be getting bigger..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43351
43352 43353
>>43347
She figures if he ever wants to stop, he'll let her know.
>>43348
>>43349
GM wonders where they're running to, certainly not on the ground, nor on the airship. Fug it. >popcorn
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43352
>>43351
hes only doing it because she likes it.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43353
43354 43355
>>43350
Mother fucker

Release ever-smoking bottle!

Fae, do manuevers!

>>43351
>Waiting on Infernius's faggot to get tired of his character being a dildo
lol, that's never happening
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43354
>>43353
And I'm not just being lewd with her disposition either. Through numerous candid dialogues and interactions I've had, I feel I can safely say that any woman who found her beloved micro-sized would put 'em in their vag, with a 60%+ consistency.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43355
43356 43357
>>43353
*picks up bottle, pockets it, and pursues hoo-man again, knowing he can run, but he can't hide*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43356
43358
>>43355
He's not dropping it, just opening the cap

*considers doing ride check to actually mount the dragon-lion*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43357
43359
>>43355
*pursues kitty carrying hoo-man again* (because where would they have gone?)
Tracy's hair tentacles grow ever longer, each seeming to have a mind of its own. They wriggle erratically in every direction, out for blood.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43358
43359
>>43356
*follows trail of smoke*
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43359
43360 43361
>>43358
>>43357
Well mother fucker

*closes cap*

*cuts off into the tall grass like a real big cat, harder to see*

Tracy doesn't have the track feat
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43360
43362 43364
>>43359
She does from her alternate form, and she can still make Tracking checks.
*follows path of trampled grass*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43361
43363 43364
>>43359
"~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaashy...!" calls out an ominously affectionate voice from behind
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43362
43365
>>43360
The feats that come with the template form of an alternate form creature are not added to the player character claiming the alternate form
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43363
>>43361
*shivers up pickle spine*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43364
43369
>>43361
>>43360
Trumpaladin knows exactly where he needs to go...
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43365
43366 43368
>>43362
Whatever.
She's twce Fae's speed, so she still would've caught up to them by now.
*bloodthirsty hair-tentacles reach forward*
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43366
43367
>>43365
>twice Fae's speed
No she's not
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43367
43369 43370
>>43366
She is with her horseshoes.
WjJfm
?
No.43368
43372
[2d20 = 18]
>>43365
*quick draws keen-edged letter opener*

*Stabs at medusa tentacles*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43369
43371
>>43367
>>43364
Let's see where he goes though.
*tentacles flail*
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43370
43372
>>43367
What are you alleging her ground speed to be?
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43371
43372
>>43369
>Implying you don't know the answer to that question
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43372
43373 43375
>>43368
You slash the tentacle clean off.. but they just grow back, two-fold! The hydra-hairs wriggle in pain and fury with an eldritch hissing sound.
>>43370
Last time I heard it was 50 base speed, but idk.
>>43371
Bring us there.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43373
43374 43375
>>43372
>Hydra fluff
reeeee!!!!

Tracy finds the trail leads her down into Port Barry. Across the bridge where the activist judge was killed - again, through the Northern Gate. Past around empty lots and new developments. Past the monastery. And then... to Mile High stadium
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43374
43375
>>43373
Tracy continues to pursue her husband, her gargantuan mass of fluff wriggling in every direction.
"....~Flaaaaaaaaaaaashyyyyyyy..!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43375
43376
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>>43372
>>43373
>>43374
Through the front gate, past the ticket booth. Cuts through some doors onto the lower level. Onto the field, and - what's that you see over by the 50 yard line? A Gatorade water keg?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43376
43377
>>43375
*tentacles reach out and grab the kek, the wriggling monstrous hairs parched for fluids of any kind*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43377
>>43376
It does have the electrolytes plants crave
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43378
43380
"Sanctus Footballus Elwayus Americanus" They say in unison
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43379
I think the mad bastard actually pulled it off
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43380
43382 43384
>>43378
*tentacle heads turn towards the voices, with an eldritch hissing hsound*