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Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1185 replies and 136 files omitted.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42656
>>42655
>dick caught in vaccum cleaner.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42657
42658 42661
>>42653
>has hands
-5
>>42654
I check every time that happens to make sure it wasn't a script error.
The way I'm gonna play this one is, having just recently engaged in a frivolous sexing in front of the pirates, Trump is still off his game a tad and comically misses one of his lines.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42658
42660
>>42657
>tfw pickle.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42659
42660
>>42651
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42660
42662
>>42658
>no hands, my bad
Still a 0
>>42659
May the dice be with you.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42661
full.gif
>>42657
*Blue balled waifu thief noises*

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42662
>>42660
What do I roll?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42663
>>42651
So... what are the DCs of the various ponies?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42664
42666 42667
There's a classic ship-wheel, except steering-wheel size attached to what looks like a podium. There's a lever on the middle-right and a smaller one above it. a number of buttons and switches adorn the console.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42665
42666 42667 42669
I should mention, the ship its self is levelled at about 1000 feet, which is relatively clear of any potential landmarks
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42666
42671
>>42664
Do the buttons and switches have labels?
And what position are the levers at?
>>42665
I will not touch altitude controll then
Y/EyQ
?
No.42667
42670
[1d20 = 11]
>>42664
>>42665
rolling for torc.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42669
42670 42672
AAGAAR01-24 (2).jpg
>>42665
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42670
>>42667
I don't need your rolls
>>42669
Kek
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42671
42677
>>42666
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42672
>>42669
too soon.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42673
Sorry I had to step out...
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42674
42676
>>42636
*pregnancy cravings intensify*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42675
42676 42678 42679
>>42642
"Here you go."
*gives bottle*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42676
42680
>>42674
>>42675
"look at me, me a pickle!"
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42677
42691
>>42671
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42678
>>42675
http://ustre.am/1AD3d
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42679
42680
>>42675
Def see >>42654

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42680
42681 42682 42686
>>42676
*drools a little bit*
Fyi, if he didn't already belong to Thez, she may've just eaten him. She's like a cat in that regard.
"Do they have any food left in the chambers? Something acidic?"
>>42679
>that ridiculous modifier
>still 1 anyway
Wtf am I supposed to make of that?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42681
42683 42685 42693
>>42680
There's about 1/2 a boar
Still a fail btw
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42682
42684
>>42680
dont worry ill escape to the sewers.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42683
>>42681
>Still a fail
I know, I'm just having a hard time figuring out how to respond to it..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42684
42687
>>42682
"You, get big again," she says, waving one hand about in reference to making magic work.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42685
42697
>>42681
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*

Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42686
42688
>>42680
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42687
42689
>>42684
"you don't want to put me in the jar?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42688
42690
>>42686
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42689
42692 42695
>>42687
*puts in jar because why not?*
*closes lid*
"There you go."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42690
42695
>>42688
That's way too harsh
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42691
42695
>>42677
>waiting
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42692
>>42689
"haha pickle infernuis!!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42693
42694 42695
>>42681
But like a real pick up artist I can roll again with a different target right?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42694
42696 42704
Can certain transmutations be made permanent?

>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42695
42697 42698 42699 42701
>>42690
I'm ok with lighting himself on fire
>>42689
"Hey!" Pulls pickle out of jar, "
>>42691
Easy maneuver. Its not like you're air-dropping ppl over ab enemy site.
>>42693
Cuz there's plenty of pones (or females for that matter) to seduce?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42696
42700 42704
>>42694
> -5 penalty on retries
Eh. I'll take it, and then go to the next tavern
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42697
>>42685
>>42695
What kind of clothes are they wearing?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42698
42702
>>42695
>not a lot of ponies
Touché. Is Felicia still pissy about that whole stabbing-her thing?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42699
42704
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>>42695

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42700
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>>42696

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42701
42703 42704 42705
>>42695
>piloting +1
Torc looks for the rest of the party, where are they?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42702
42707
>>42698
I'd be, desu..
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42703
42706
>>42701
I thought we were all on the airship?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42704
42706 42709 42711
>>42694
Depends, which transmutation?
>>42696
Thats seriously what you're going with
>>42699
dubs kek
>>42701
They're on the ship, surprised (relieved?) that they haven't died yet.


Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42705
42706
741.png
>>42701
"Present"

Trumpaladin has always looked somewhat orange, but he looks more orange than usual
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42706
42708
>>42703
>>42704
I figured
"Hi guys, whats..."
>>42705
"Am I drunk already?"