Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42328Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"
Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
has lenos gotten close enough to physicaly attack the balloons with his sword?
>>42332You have a lady with excellent tastes
[3d20 = 42]>>42324*grabs torc*
*brings him through the deck towards the captain.*
"Fix it!" she demands, gesturing to the wall of force.
>>42330Cast the spell.
also, rolling to kill both those noobs below the deck because why not?
>>42336im lighting my sword on fire hen attacking
>>42337You're back on deck, remember?
>>42336That's the trigger-word for his sword's Flaming Burst ability
>>42340No shit. Why is he attacking
>>42341They attacked us, and he's chaotic.
>>42337Uh, okay?
Torc wrecks the wall of force, then casts the Sex Offender Shuffle
[3d20 = 31]
[4d20 = 43]
Fine
Trumpaladin slashes to kill something
Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
>>42345>Fae should be hereShe flies at the same speed Lenos walks.
>>42342Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
>>42344One at a time please, roll a dispel check
>>42344>Sex offender shuffleHarsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48 [Embed]>>42346Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
>>42347It's not my fault the rest of my party are idiots. I just wanted to ask a few basic questions
>>42351I know right
>>42352Kek
>>42347Tracy is just killing because she wants to now.
>>42350>3Try again
>>42349Because under D&D rules the mount is an extra-dimensional creature that is veritably summoned to the spot. But we're not GOING by D&D rules are we?
[1d20 = 9]>>42351Whats that supposed to mean?
>>42355Trying again
>>42355That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned
Fine
"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
>>42355has lenos gotten close enough to the balloons to hit them with his sword
>>42355Since she's not an extraplanar creature, can she still be brought back if she's kill?
>>42356Disintegrate!>>42353>I just wanted to ask a few basic questionsThen why did you order Fae to attack as well?
>>42359I was wondering the same thing earlier today. I think she's racially a magic beast, and so has a dual nature
>>42362Did they confuse us for the Court City Pyramid in the water? Why did they attack us? I want to know
>>42364you can ask the captain, but his men die for this slight against port barry.
>>42364Don't worry, you get a new one in a month.
[1d20 = 10]>>42363Fine, Torc sets his phaser to disintegrate and makes a disintegration roll
>>42363I'd rather ask questions, but if you fuck ups are going to destroy that for me, then I'm taking xp as well
>>42366They did fire at the city
>>42367*glares*
>>42369So do you want to negotiate while they're cowering, or do you want XP?
>>42369ask your questions you found the captain.
>>42357KEK
>>42358Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
>>42371Tracy will just shove the captain in her bag and suffocate him.
>>42371>>42372Oh fuck it
Order Tracy to attack, and slash as appropriate
>>42372This dancing is the best idea I ever had.
>-10 refl savesHave fun guys
[1d20+21 = 40]
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
[4d20 = 48]
Full Round Slashing!
*puts sword away and glares at balloons before heading to the deck to burn pirates*
[3d20 = 10]>>42376Can, can she cleave that?
>>42378*stands back a bit*