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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
ymqgH
?
No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1185 replies and 138 files omitted.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42329
>>42328
Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"

Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42330
42337
>>42328
Yep, and then Torc casts dancing again
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>42327
How?
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42331
has lenos gotten close enough to physicaly attack the balloons with his sword?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42332
42334
>>42326
>tfw when opening the video and then closing it, and my lady admonishes me and tells me to put it back on
Y/EyQ
?
No.42333
42335 42336
[1d20 = 9]
>>42328
"burn"
slash slash slash
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42334
>>42332
You have a lady with excellent tastes
Y/EyQ
?
No.42335
[2d20 = 24]
>>42333

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42336
42338 42340
>>42333
Burn what?
lK8Ew
?
No.42337
42339 42344
maxresdefault.jpg
[3d20 = 42]
>>42324
*grabs torc*
*brings him through the deck towards the captain.*
"Fix it!" she demands, gesturing to the wall of force.
>>42330
Cast the spell.

also, rolling to kill both those noobs below the deck because why not?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42338
>>42336
im lighting my sword on fire hen attacking
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42339
>>42337
You're back on deck, remember?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42340
42341
>>42336
That's the trigger-word for his sword's Flaming Burst ability
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42341
42342 42343
>>42340
No shit. Why is he attacking
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42342
42347
>>42341
They attacked us, and he's chaotic.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42343
>>42341
they attacked first.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42344
42348 42349
>>42337
Uh, okay?
Torc wrecks the wall of force, then casts the Sex Offender Shuffle
WjJfm
?
No.42345
42346
[3d20 = 31]
[4d20 = 43]
Fine

Trumpaladin slashes to kill something

Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42346
42349
>>42345
>Fae should be here
She flies at the same speed Lenos walks.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42347
42353 42354
>>42342
Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42348
42350
>>42344
One at a time please, roll a dispel check
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42349
42351 42355
>>42344
>Sex offender shuffle
Harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

>>42346
Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
YG8uS
?
No.42350
42352 42355
[1d20 = 3]
>>42348
Fine
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42351
42353 42356
>>42349
>state of florida
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42352
42353
>>42350
>ties noose
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42353
42362 42363
>>42347
It's not my fault the rest of my party are idiots. I just wanted to ask a few basic questions

>>42351
I know right

>>42352
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42354
neutral_evil_colonel_quaritch_by_4thehorde-d5yv0qv.jpg
>>42347
Tracy is just killing because she wants to now.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42355
42356 42357 42358 42359
>>42350
>3
Try again
>>42349
Because under D&D rules the mount is an extra-dimensional creature that is veritably summoned to the spot. But we're not GOING by D&D rules are we?
YG8uS
?
No.42356
42363
1502331824256.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>42351
Whats that supposed to mean?
>>42355
Trying again
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42357
42372
>>42355
That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned

Fine

"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42358
42365 42372
>>42355
has lenos gotten close enough to the balloons to hit them with his sword
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42359
42364
>>42355
Since she's not an extraplanar creature, can she still be brought back if she's kill?
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42360

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42362
42364
>>42353
THEY attcked US m8
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42363
42368 42369
>>42356
Disintegrate!
>>42353
>I just wanted to ask a few basic questions
Then why did you order Fae to attack as well?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42364
42366 42367 42372
>>42359
I was wondering the same thing earlier today. I think she's racially a magic beast, and so has a dual nature

>>42362
Did they confuse us for the Court City Pyramid in the water? Why did they attack us? I want to know
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42365
>>42358
He should be... he's been walking for two days..
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42366
42369
>>42364
you can ask the captain, but his men die for this slight against port barry.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42367
42369
>>42364
Don't worry, you get a new one in a month.
YG8uS
?
No.42368
[1d20 = 10]
>>42363
Fine, Torc sets his phaser to disintegrate and makes a disintegration roll
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42369
42370 42371
>>42363
I'd rather ask questions, but if you fuck ups are going to destroy that for me, then I'm taking xp as well

>>42366
They did fire at the city

>>42367
*glares*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42370
>>42369
So do you want to negotiate while they're cowering, or do you want XP?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42371
42373 42374
>>42369
ask your questions you found the captain.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42372
42374 42375
>>42357
KEK
>>42358
Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364
That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42373
>>42371
Tracy will just shove the captain in her bag and suffocate him.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42374
>>42371
>>42372
Oh fuck it

Order Tracy to attack, and slash as appropriate
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42375
>>42372
This dancing is the best idea I ever had.
>-10 refl saves
Have fun guys
lK8Ew
?
No.42376
42379
[1d20+21 = 40]
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
WjJfm
?
No.42377
42382
[4d20 = 48]
Full Round Slashing!
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42378
42379
*puts sword away and glares at balloons before heading to the deck to burn pirates*
lK8Ew
?
No.42379
42380 42381
[3d20 = 10]
>>42376
Can, can she cleave that?
>>42378
*stands back a bit*