Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42858And what do you intend to do from that position?
>>42856As in, when the Summon is over, does it just return to the woods, rather than another plane?
>>42863No, she's got endurance feats n shit.
>>42861*Removes wing, stares back, then walks carefully through field of corgis to leave*
>>42864Kek
>>42864*thrashes around*
*tries to hit the g spot*
>>42866"You know, for years I thought you were a curse on me. To punish me for my philandery"
>>42867Seriously? Ok k fine then, but give it a sec. Degenerate,...
>>42870"Aww... Don't feel that way little pony. You're precious"
*goes in to hug pony with both wings. And a hoof*
"I was wrong about you. I hope. You're sweet"
>>42871Kek goes unheard. Thez continues to blushingly bump into things, with a slightly absent-minded look on her face.
>>42874*nuzzles pony back with adorable pony muzzle of his own*
*wings perk up*
"Yes, you're sweet to me. To me, you are precious. Whatever anyone else thinks of you, you are precious to me. Though I think they like you too here.
I'm sorry if I hurt you all those years ago. I'm sorry if I hurt you a few nights ago. And I'm sorry if I hurt you just now. I really do love you, little pony, even if I am terrible at showing it"
>>42875Thez o-faces and collapses on the deck of the new ship.
>>42877*wiggles out*
*am Minotaur again*
"me guessed you enjoyed that?"
*smug face*
>>42878"I love you too Tracy, just please, don't be
too bad of a girl, so I don't have to arrest you"
>>42879"You smell... I don't want to complete that sentence"
>>42881>acts like doesn't have transmutation in mind>bump for effect>>42879Technically the wriggle would be subject to a roll, but w/e
>>42877>>42879*picks up thez and proceeds to
cuddle.*
>>42884>picks upShe's not gonna have to beat a minotaur in front of all these fine people is she? It would be a shame if so.
So... How are the people in the Port? Were those last attacks devastating?
>>42887*licks horsey*
>>42827"Hey uh Torcuil? It's okay Tracy and I are done. Can you take the ship back in and towards the tower?"
>>42889This. I think I asked for Fae to investigate
[1d20 = 5]>>42886Yes, but this teddy bear got the wrong idea and could whup an ass.
Flail at Not-pickle Infernius who,... we'll leave that part un-illustrated
>>42892Can Fae give us the quick run down on the Gestapo and General's findings of the damage of the bombardment to the town? If anything was targeted?
>>42892Does Trumpaladin need the exotic weapon proficiency feat for Vanderiem? And Sugoito?
>>42893Its a little early. The structural damage was not sufficient to delay or divert existing plans.
>>42895>not sufficient to divert existing plansGiven what happened the day before I don't think that's saying much
>>42895How many killed?
Also, did Tracy find anything while she was ransacking the ship? Any items, or clues about the people who used to own it?
>>42899>whyI mean, Trumpaladin and Infernius are the defenders of the city of Port Barry. They wouldn't really be doing their jobs correctly if they didn't take an interest when several artillery barrages hit the town.
So... Since Trumpaladin has one additional unallotted feat as a racial bonus of being human, can that be taken on weapon focus with Vanderiem?
>>42900this! and fire the cannons at the pyramid.
[1d20+19 = 39]>>42898I mean, this ship seems expensive from how it's described. Are there any artisan-marks that could determine who made it?
Rolling Search to ransack the ship
[3d20 = 26]>>42901It's not going to damage the pyramid. It will show them how pissed off we are at them though
*operates cannon and fires at least one salvo at pyramid*
Am I seeing a multitude of webensnraum?