Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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[1d20+19 = 36]
>>42273
>donning hastily
*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*
>>42273
>donning hastily
*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*
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"why you attack us kike?!?"
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>>42280
>tfw medieval knights often got boners in battle, and/or they wanted their enemies to think they had big swords
>tfw medieval knights often got boners in battle, and/or they wanted their enemies to think they had big swords
>>42278
Fug
>>42276
Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo
>>42285
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
Fug
>>42276
Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo
>>42285
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
>>42275
The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.
The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.
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>>42286
That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment)
That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment)
>>42287
CALL FAE
But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment
CALL FAE
But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment
*pulls out and activates sword while moving to get within range of the balloon things
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>>42302
If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't need to worry about a stone horse,....
If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't need to worry about a stone horse,....
[1d20+19 = 23]
>>42300
Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.
>>42300
Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.
Trump just tried to grapple earlier, can you grapple in a zone of peace?
>>42308
>>42309
Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.
>>42309
Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>42312
>force wall sphere extends into the floor
.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.
>>42312
>force wall sphere extends into the floor
.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.
>>42315
Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.
Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.
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>>42317
>Look for ways around the force field sphere
>sphere
I guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?
>Look for ways around the force field sphere
>sphere
I guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?
>>42322
"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"
"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"
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