Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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Bitch Smacks Pony
[1d20+19 = 36]>>42273>donning hastily*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*
>>42281Either way, it's missing now.
"why you attack us kike?!?"
>>42278Fug
>>42276Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo>>42285I honestly don't know how to feel about this
>>42275The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.
>>42286That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment) >>42287lenos is begining to get an eye twitch
>>42287>we meet againSounds like a good story for another time
>>42287CALL FAE
But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment
>>42288What the actual fuck is this shit?
>>42292He's a bit busy dancing currently
>>42286>>42288You don't see it much on /k/ or Crusader threads.
It's the darker side of history...
>>42284Feel free to forget about it and cover-up the gap with the magick hat.
Otherwise, you'd have to somehow out-roll her with a Search check, because she's not about to let go of it.
*pulls out and activates sword while moving to get within range of the balloon things
[1d20 = 3]>>42295Grapples pony, and uses her to cover up gap in armor
>>42294Oddly, there are several people in the captain's area who are dancing.
>>42297... He adds his 17 base attack bonus an +5 strength bonus to that. That's a 25 in total
>>42295I never wanna see one again
>>42299Spell or they just enjoy dancing?
>>42288>*see page*>*eye twitches*.... *dry laughter....
>>42298Ask Torc, he has all of the spells.
Pay him back by helping him with the Stone Horse.
>>42302If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't
need to worry about a stone horse,....
>>42303This
Says "hello" to captain. Or tries to anyways
[1d20+19 = 23]>>42300Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.
>>42306Is Trump resisting this move?
>>42307Uh... I guess not?
*hides gap in armor with horse fur*
Trump just tried to grapple earlier, can you grapple in a zone of peace?
>>42307where am i on the ship gm? can i see the captain?
>>42308>>42309Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.
[1d20 = 12]>>42312What does the living area look like? Search check
[1d20 = 16]>>42315The dancing people were on the deck. We are not in the deck. We are in a different room, presumably but not necessarily the captain's quarters
>>42312Spot check. Are the two dudes fucking?
[1d20+21 = 35]>>42312>force wall sphere extends into the floor.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.
>>42315Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.
>>42318>continues to danceThis is going better than expected
>>42317>Look for ways around the force field sphere>sphereI guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?
>>42318is there anyone on the deck im on?
>>42320... how do you get past a spherical force wall that can extend through solid objects?
>>42319Pls Disintegrate this thing. >>42322Orders the horse back to the deck
>>42322"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"
>>42320>fabulousUhm, what?
>>42321A couple dozen, and they're beginning to catch wind that they can attack.
>>42325>GM thinks Trump is buzzed>>42324As you will. I assume you're doing an area of effect?