Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42604>>42599I noticed that it was overlooked that Torcuil and Trumpaladin are eligible for an additional feat as a racial quality of being human. Can Trumpaladin select Weapon Focus for use of Vanderiem
or does that feat need to go towards "weapon proficiency, bastard sword>>42603>>42604Actually, the number of feats at 17th level is 6, +1 for humans
>>42603"Thez can you pick me up? it dirty down here."
By the way, lest I forget, I did want to give shit to Infernius and Torcuil, who's faggots couldn't contain themselves from cross-threading in the 4cc thread, and especially Torcuil for thinking this was the first trophy Mlpol has gotten Xp
>>42604You can only have as many ranks in a skill as you have levels for Class skills, and you can only have half as many in cross-class skills
>>42606"I can't believe we're having this conversation," she laments before slapping him down on the bar.
"Why are you a pickle?"
>>42610Oh I was facepalming the entire time
>>42608The number of ranks you can have in a skill is equal to the class level plus 3 for class skills
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dungeons-and-dragons/Level_and_XP_progression >>42609"because me can mort.....thez."
>>42611blame him
>>42612Torcuil is now 17th level. He can have up to 17 in any class-related skill or 8 in any non-class skill.
>>42614"And how do you plan to
not be a pickle, given that we don't even know what is on this ship? How did you become a pickle in the first place?"
Thez sighs and places Infernius in her drink, intent on continuing the discussion as she wanders about the ship, venturing below-deck to check it out.
>>42614He's Animal Domain, Right?
Doesn't he get Shapechange at this level?
>>42617>Me unironically trying to make sense of thisDon't mind me, I've been a huge autist all day today..
Can Tracy ransack the bodies/ship?
>>42620It looks pretty high class
Tracy looks around for anything worth taking.
>>42621"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Turn me into a horse or pony!"
>>42622Well, I guess its better for me to be slightly autistic and get it out on the web than with people I know irl. Now can we shut up about it?>>42625I swear we get fucking weirder every bred
>>42627Lewd
>>42621"And that's what you went with?"
>>42627*touches Infernius's Pickle*
>>42630"me thought it would be funny."
>>42628yea we can.>>42631 >>42632"klattu verata nikto"
*you are now flash sentry*
>>42628Alright, so aside from completely failing his initial attempts to understand the controls, Torcuil finds that the controls are quite simple. The ship can steer in any direction off of forward, but can't upset its gyroscopic position (down is always down). It can go forward and a minimal, medial, and nominal pace, has "poor" (per gaming terms) maneuverability, and was designed with idiots in mind (meaning, minimal user input).
>>42634Shapechange is personal only, u cant change others
>has idea
Thez also goes to Tracy, still carrying beverage Infernius.
"Do you still have the skull-shaped bottle?" Eyes beaming mischievously.
>>42641Fair point, though that means Trump can't be a pickle.
>>42643"You shush, this was your idea anyway." :3
>>42644*Sad Waifu Thief noises*
>>42642I don't think it was actually crafted, just discussed
>>42646The skull-shaped bottle is one of the ones that Thez gave Tracy some time ago. It made a cameo during the Terrasque fight. Thez has Tracy hold onto it cuz she thinks that Tracy will do something with it at some point, but in the meantime its an excuse to bug her.
[1d20 = 4]>>42647Oh. Was that the bottle of air? Also, when stealing waifus, what modifier do I apply? Diplomacy? Grapple modifiers?
Where is Tracy's faggot? Oh well. Rolling to steal Tracy
>>42648That looks like a shitty roll, but it's a 38 if diplomacy is applied, and a 26 if grapple modifiers are applied. I am an expert waifu thief
>>42635I actually understand something for once, does it have an intercom system?
>>42639Polymorph time?
>>42648There's no skill for seduction (there REALLY should be) so I would add the modifiers of Sense Motive with Diplomacy and divide that by 2, applied against a DC for the pony being seduced
>>42650Sure
For example, Scootaloo would be DC5 j/k but not by much
[1d20+30 = 31]>>42651>The only two skills I put anything into+30 on the seduction modifier then
Rolling to seduce the nearest pony, which really out to be Tracy
>>42654>I rolled a 1I managed to fuck up seducing
Tracy