Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42428
I'm nerfing your flying soon
If Trumpaladin has to roll a 15 to get on a horse you can fucking walk
I'm nerfing your flying soon
If Trumpaladin has to roll a 15 to get on a horse you can fucking walk
>>42434
>Has to roll a 20
You're definitely fucking nerfed. The next time your character tries to fly or avoid falling to death, post deletion and ban
\r
>Has to roll a 20
You're definitely fucking nerfed. The next time your character tries to fly or avoid falling to death, post deletion and ban
\r
*spots mage and turns around and heads back to the ship* The mage is mine to kill
>>42436
Stahp. Stop fucking up the story. Let us get some exposition to move the story along for Christ sake
Stahp. Stop fucking up the story. Let us get some exposition to move the story along for Christ sake
>>42439
You're welcome to wait, but Lenos can still attack. His character has no reason not to.
>>42440
>in the bag
He'll suffocate, but it's still easy storage.
You're welcome to wait, but Lenos can still attack. His character has no reason not to.
>>42440
>in the bag
He'll suffocate, but it's still easy storage.
>>42450
F> is the mage. I haven't gone back and looked at what I determined his name was, but he's far past pleasantries so I figure I can wait on that. He's subjecting the party to wicked-level illusions and mind-games n shit.
F> is the mage. I haven't gone back and looked at what I determined his name was, but he's far past pleasantries so I figure I can wait on that. He's subjecting the party to wicked-level illusions and mind-games n shit.
Meanwhile, Infernius finds, upon attempting to detain the increasingly wiley captain, that he is holding a cheap bathrobe, and that the real captain is falling at standard speed with a smirk on his face.
>>42465
As he looks at the increasingly descending captain, the sky around him turns red, the clouds catch fire, and the whole planet beneath turns to ash and ember. The air chokes him, and there are no kitties.
As he looks at the increasingly descending captain, the sky around him turns red, the clouds catch fire, and the whole planet beneath turns to ash and ember. The air chokes him, and there are no kitties.
>>42443
As Tracy holds Infernius he begins to shift. She looks down and finds she's holding a weird octopus creature that has Trollestia's hed on the tips of each tentacle.
As Tracy holds Infernius he begins to shift. She looks down and finds she's holding a weird octopus creature that has Trollestia's hed on the tips of each tentacle.
>>42476
That's 2. We'll leave it at "enough to dispel the illusion". Torcuil never got his either. So the party shakes off the lingering image of the illusion,... you do know that was an illusion right? Don't worry, there are still kitties.
Unfortunately the Captain, the Mage, and the Cleric from the ship's crew seem to have made an effective escape.
That's 2. We'll leave it at "enough to dispel the illusion". Torcuil never got his either. So the party shakes off the lingering image of the illusion,... you do know that was an illusion right? Don't worry, there are still kitties.
Unfortunately the Captain, the Mage, and the Cleric from the ship's crew seem to have made an effective escape.
Not my finest hour
gm infernious you bastards im still laughing and my sides hurt now
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>>42485
The ship is littered with mostly/partially full bottles of alcohol, and the small kitchen is laden with a largely devoured boar. They appear to have been having a dinner party.
The ship is littered with mostly/partially full bottles of alcohol, and the small kitchen is laden with a largely devoured boar. They appear to have been having a dinner party.
>>42490
Fae arrives, "Sorry I'm late, the GM forgot about me,... again."
>>42489
The thought of "No kittens" echoes to Infernius
>>42492
"It wasn't accidental, but I don't think they expected that kind of response," Thez offers. "Its not a balloon at all, its a floating rock!" she says, punching the "balloon".
Fae arrives, "Sorry I'm late, the GM forgot about me,... again."
>>42489
The thought of "No kittens" echoes to Infernius
>>42492
"It wasn't accidental, but I don't think they expected that kind of response," Thez offers. "Its not a balloon at all, its a floating rock!" she says, punching the "balloon".
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