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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
ymqgH
?
No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1185 replies and 138 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42757
42763
>>42752
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42758
42759
809035__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-fantdragon_smarty pants_oc_oc-colon-fantdragon_knife_monochrome_voodoo_zebra.jpg
>>42756
>Don't curse me
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42759
42774
>>42758
[Don't tread on me noises]
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42760
42764
>waiting to see
For Pickle Eyes Only
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42761
42762
"dildo infernuis!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42762
42768
>>42761
Like u didn't think of that already
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42763
42780
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>42757
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42764
42770
>>42711
>>42726
>>42760

Anonymous
iUMP7
?
No.42765
42767 42773
*looks down at drink wondering if he is really that drunk off of only a few glasses*oofda
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42767
>>42765
*Still waiting to see*
*Strategically momentarily stops humping, to delay ejaculation*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42768
42771 42772
>>42762
i didnt think it would happen.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42769
>>42766
>Horsing around
Kek

*resumes humping pony*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42770
42773 42775
>>42764
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
Anonymous
iUMP7
?
No.42771
>>42768
Hey at least she gave you a way to breath before playing hide the pickle for a lenghty time
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42772
42777
>>42768
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42773
>>42765
It's the end of the weekend, so we're mostly just horsing around.
>>42770
I'm kind of wondering if I should have Tracy invest in making her not-yet murder mace into a viper Rod.
I guess I have to wait until she's level 4 to start that though..
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42774
42776
>>42759
Are you in a different room or the same?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42775
42779
>>42770
I love it, thanks GM.
Can I get stats for him sometime?
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42776
>>42774
Different
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42777
42778 42782
>>42772
*starts yelling to start vibrating*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42778
42781
>>42777
Chek'd and kek'd
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42779
42787
>>42775
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42780
42781
>>42763
*pushes back into stallion*

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42781
42783 42784 42786 42787
>>42780
Is pushed back and humps back, but...

Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act

*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room

>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at

"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42782
42788
lewd.png
>>42777
lewd trips
lK8Ew
?
No.42783
42785 42786
[1d20 = 6]
>>42781
*Grapples*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42784
>>42781
WHa....(Thez clamps hands over GM's mouth) "Carry on!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42785
42786
>>42783
She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42786
42789 42794
>>42783
>>42781
>>42785
[confused pony noises]
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42787
42790 42791 42799
>>42779
>waif
Rude
>1 Int
Uh, how can I somehow increase... and how much HP do I have?
>>42781
>sly grin
"Sure I could do that, just put that shit away"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42788
42799
>>42782
*lewd noises*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42789
>>42786
Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again

"I guess I can continue"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42790
42796
>>42787
"Thank you! Oh, right"

*puts horse cock into horse pussy*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42791
42792 42793 42796
>>42787
1 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42792
>>42791
Tracy's birds only have 2 int, by 3.5e standards.
Anonymous
iUMP7
?
No.42793
42795
>>42791
But operating a gun wouldnt be within its capabilities
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42794
42797
>>42786
"I just thought that if I had sex with you know it would be harder to do it later"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42795
>>42793
Well shoot...

Too bad we don't have a druid to awaken it...


Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42796
42798
>>42790
>Torc runs and drags Mr. Snek
"MY SNEK WILL REMAINE PURE"
>>42791
Well, I guess it does make him derpyer, but I want more
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42797
42798
>>42794
*stares*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42798
42807 42810
>>42796
Kek!

>>42797
*stares back*

*Humps pony*

"Why are you giving me that look?"
+HpHa
?
No.42799
42801 42802 42805
[1d20 = 1]
>>42787
R u kidding, he's the only party member to have <50hp AND <100hp
>>42788
Muffled lewd noises, with Thez "acting normal".
Concentration check + 19 - DC 25
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42800
Well nao
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42801
>>42799
Haha!
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42802
42804 42807
>>42799
Haaha, Nice roll.
But how much HP does Torc have?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42803
>>42711
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42804
>>42802
I have him at 53 @ 16th level, ao +1d8+con when ur ready
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42805
>>42799
"ja!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42806
42808
Wait, did I say 1d8? I meant 1d4
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42807
42810
>>42802
17d4+17=59ish

>>42798
Calms pony with penis