Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42752"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
>>42758[Don't tread on me noises]
>waiting to see
For Pickle Eyes Only
>>42761Like u didn't think of that already
>>42757"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
*looks down at drink wondering if he is really that drunk off of only a few glasses*oofda
>>42765*Still waiting to see*
*Strategically momentarily stops humping, to delay ejaculation*
>>42762i didnt think it would happen.
>>42766
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>>42764Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
>>42768Hey at least she gave you a way to breath before playing hide the pickle for a lenghty time
>>42768He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
>>42765It's the end of the weekend, so we're mostly just horsing around.
>>42770I'm kind of wondering if I should have Tracy invest in making her not-yet murder mace into a viper Rod.
I guess I have to wait until she's level 4 to start that though..
>>42759Are you in a different room or the same?
>>42770I love it, thanks GM.
Can I get stats for him sometime?
>>42772*starts yelling to start vibrating*
>>42775Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
>>42763*pushes back into stallion*
>>42780Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does
not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
>>42781WHa....(Thez clamps hands over GM's mouth) "Carry on!"
>>42783She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
>>42779>waifRude
>1 IntUh, how can I somehow increase... and how much HP do I have?
>>42781>sly grin"Sure I could do that, just put that shit away"
>>42786Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again
"I guess I can continue"
>>42787"Thank you! Oh, right"
*puts horse cock into horse pussy*
>>427871 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
>>42791Tracy's birds only have 2 int, by 3.5e standards.
>>42791But operating a gun wouldnt be within its capabilities
>>42786"I just thought that if I had sex with you know it would be harder to do it later"
>>42793Well shoot...
Too bad we don't have a druid to awaken it...
>>42790>Torc runs and drags Mr. Snek"MY SNEK WILL REMAINE PURE"
>>42791Well, I guess it does make him derpyer, but I want more
>>42796Kek!
>>42797*stares back*
*Humps pony*
"Why are you giving me that look?"
[1d20 = 1]>>42787R u kidding, he's the only party member to have <50hp AND <100hp
>>42788Muffled lewd noises, with Thez "acting normal".
Concentration check + 19 - DC 25 >>42799Haaha, Nice roll.
But how much HP does Torc have?
>>42802I have him at 53 @ 16th level, ao +1d8+con when ur ready
Wait, did I say 1d8? I meant 1d4