Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43124
>>43124
>if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil
Well, yeah, but why? Like why do it
> oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred
Sure, but what is the cause of this hatred? Even hatred and revenge have causes, and I think it makes for a more compelling character and story when you can understand why
I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
>>43125
Oh hush
>>43124
>if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil
Well, yeah, but why? Like why do it
> oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred
Sure, but what is the cause of this hatred? Even hatred and revenge have causes, and I think it makes for a more compelling character and story when you can understand why
I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
>>43125
Oh hush
>>43126
>Like why do it
Idk, if the laws of your land demand it, or you're motivated by hatred or anger, or if you're just a psycopath... etc
>Like why do it
Idk, if the laws of your land demand it, or you're motivated by hatred or anger, or if you're just a psycopath... etc
>>43127
If there's a real reason then sure. And it needs to be a half-way reasonable reason, otherwise you can't sympathize with the character and it's just, well, stupidity
>>43123
>>43128
Whelp, no stealing Thez or Infernius then. Guess that leaves one target of opportunity
>>43129
Sure, there can be reason for things, they just have to, you know, actually exist
>>43130
Tracy is stolen right now
If there's a real reason then sure. And it needs to be a half-way reasonable reason, otherwise you can't sympathize with the character and it's just, well, stupidity
>>43123
>>43128
Whelp, no stealing Thez or Infernius then. Guess that leaves one target of opportunity
>>43129
Sure, there can be reason for things, they just have to, you know, actually exist
>>43130
Tracy is stolen right now
>>43126
>I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
No, I'm just trying to play a sadistic, psychopathic character who kills/tortures/mutilates other sentient creatures whenever she can get away with it, because she feels like it.
>I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
No, I'm just trying to play a sadistic, psychopathic character who kills/tortures/mutilates other sentient creatures whenever she can get away with it, because she feels like it.
>>43134
Let her speak to him when you can though. I want to summon Dadybird now that the chicks have hatched.
Let her speak to him when you can though. I want to summon Dadybird now that the chicks have hatched.
>>43139
He just slipped out
>>43140
For the record, I've had a full stat-table for horny Thez the whole time, but the only time it would have been active previously is when Tracy cut off her tail, and it was busy so I didn't play it that way, and now the durpy ion stone is attached to the fetus. Still, Pickle-I'nis is having an observable effect on her.
>>43141
Dadybird?
He just slipped out
>>43140
For the record, I've had a full stat-table for horny Thez the whole time, but the only time it would have been active previously is when Tracy cut off her tail, and it was busy so I didn't play it that way, and now the durpy ion stone is attached to the fetus. Still, Pickle-I'nis is having an observable effect on her.
>>43141
Dadybird?
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>>43147
Summon Nature's Ally VIII. Infernius has it as a Domain spell.
Dadybird is probably the only roc in the region, so wouldn't the spell call him?
Summon Nature's Ally VIII. Infernius has it as a Domain spell.
Dadybird is probably the only roc in the region, so wouldn't the spell call him?
>>43151
"D'aww, that's so sweet of you! Who's a good girl?"
*blows into pony belly*
"Who's a good girl?"
"D'aww, that's so sweet of you! Who's a good girl?"
*blows into pony belly*
"Who's a good girl?"
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>>43152
Oh, I didn't see the distinction in the spell description. I knew that the Summon Monster description specified an "extraplanar creature", so I assumed the "natural creature" described on Nature's Ally was from the native plane.
I was going to do that scene when the birds got big enough to fly, but I thought I might have been able to do it earlier..
Oh, I didn't see the distinction in the spell description. I knew that the Summon Monster description specified an "extraplanar creature", so I assumed the "natural creature" described on Nature's Ally was from the native plane.
I was going to do that scene when the birds got big enough to fly, but I thought I might have been able to do it earlier..
[1d20+22 = 38]
>>43164
Reeeeeee! Rolling to grapple the pony again!
Although I think she was already grappled and was pinned, so an escape artist win would move her from pinned to only grappled, but eh, who cares. Grapple pony
>>43164
Reeeeeee! Rolling to grapple the pony again!
Although I think she was already grappled and was pinned, so an escape artist win would move her from pinned to only grappled, but eh, who cares. Grapple pony
>>43170
I don't think you quite succeeded with that
Trumpaladin, realizing he's not going to get the fluffy cute stuffed animal that he wanted, leaves
I don't think you quite succeeded with that
Trumpaladin, realizing he's not going to get the fluffy cute stuffed animal that he wanted, leaves
>>43172
Some Admin must have changed the bump limit without telling us or (more likely) I never saw them say it was changed
Some Admin must have changed the bump limit without telling us or (more likely) I never saw them say it was changed
[1d20+12 = 21]
>>43173
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>Retreating from threatened square
Attack of opportunity
Rolling to trip once more
>>43173
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>Retreating from threatened square
Attack of opportunity
Rolling to trip once more
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