Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43124>>43124>if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebilWell, yeah, but why? Like why do it
> oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatredSure, but what is the cause of this hatred? Even hatred and revenge have causes, and I think it makes for a more compelling character and story when you can understand why
I think that what you really want to do is play a
stupid character who does
dumb things.
>>43125Oh hush
>>43126>Like why do itIdk, if the laws of your land demand it, or you're motivated by hatred or anger, or if you're just a psycopath... etc
>>43123yea,he is where i think he is then.
>>43126>what is the cause of this hatred?It could be anything. Culture, instinct, revenge.. etc.
>>43128Tracy will want to talk to him later.
>>43129they could have been mr sheckstein's pizza.
>>43127If there's a real reason then sure. And it needs to be a half-way reasonable reason, otherwise you can't sympathize with the character and it's just, well, stupidity
>>43123>>43128Whelp, no stealing Thez or Infernius then. Guess that leaves one target of opportunity
>>43129Sure, there can be reason for things, they just have to, you know, actually exist
>>43130Tracy is stolen right now
>>43126>I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.No, I'm just trying to play a sadistic, psychopathic character who kills/tortures/mutilates other sentient creatures whenever she can get away with it, because she
feels like it.
>>43133no stab infernuis' child.
>>43132Well, I suppose if one wants to get technical, she's not
fully occupied, and come to think of it, she's probably more receptive to attention,....
>>43133Definitely should head to Cardashil then
>>43133Uh huh. Be grateful you got an innocent unicorn, and stay away from my humans
>>43137>Be grateful you got an innocent unicornThe frustration of getting the wrong target would've overridden any kind of gratification she felt at the time.
>>43136I've been wanting to for months.
>>43134Let her speak to him when you can though.
I want to summon Dadybird now that the chicks have hatched. >>43139He just slipped out
>>43140For the record, I've had a full stat-table for horny Thez the whole time, but the only time it would have been active previously is when Tracy cut off her tail, and it was busy so I didn't play it that way, and now the durpy ion stone is attached to the fetus. Still, Pickle-I'nis is having an observable effect on her.
>>43141Dadybird?
>>43144>DadybirdTheir father. He was stunned last time we saw him.
>>43146And how do you plan to summon him? "Dadybird, call on line 1"?
[1d20+22 = 39]>>43145Um, I mean claim or take. Rolling for grapple now to take pony
>>43147Summon Nature's Ally VIII. Infernius has it as a Domain spell.
Dadybird is probably the only roc in the region, so wouldn't the spell call him?
>>43149The hell are you going to do with a full sized make roc? Thez told him to fuck off anyways
>>43150Let him know that his daughters are fine...
>>43149Except that summons don't originate from the native plane, even if they're creatures that are native.
>>43150She told him not to get himself killed, there's a difference.
>>43151"D'aww, that's so sweet of you! Who's a good girl?"
*blows into pony belly*
"Who's a good girl?"
>>43152>>43151I can send a tweet. That'll provoke a response
[1d20+22 = 24]>>43155Lol, I love your priorities in this game
Rolling to pin pony
>>43156>Combined score of 24Uh... maybe that's enough?
>>43152Oh, I didn't see the distinction in the spell description. I knew that the Summon Monster description specified an "extraplanar creature", so I assumed the "natural creature" described on Nature's Ally was from the native plane.
I was going to do that scene when the birds got big enough to fly, but I thought I might have been able to do it earlier..
>>43157Not if she were unwilling.
>>43159She'd have to win an opposed grapple check
>>43155Pickle-I'nis has a phallus?
>>43160Or an Escape artist check, to which she applies her 19 ranks and Dexterity modifier.
[1d20+23 = 37]>>43163Rolling to play hard to catch.
>>43161no but he has testicles.
which are blue right now.
[1d20+22 = 38]>>43164Reeeeeee! Rolling to grapple the pony again!
Although I think she was already grappled and was pinned, so an escape artist win would move her from pinned to only grappled, but eh, who cares. Grapple pony
[1d20+12 = 29]>>43166>attack of opportunity*assumes monstrous shape*
Rolling to trip with chain
[1d20+22 = 37]>>43167>>43168Rolling to remove horse thing
[1d20+4 = 15]>>43169>Implying you could lift 1800 pounds of pure sexRide check to stay seated
>>43170I was just getting creative there..
*politely gets off paladin*
Aso, why is this thread still on the overboard?
>>43170I don't think you quite succeeded with that
Trumpaladin, realizing he's not going to get the fluffy cute stuffed animal that he wanted, leaves
>>43172we will never get any new players if it stays off the overboard.
>>43172Some Admin must have changed the bump limit without telling us or (more likely) I never saw them say it was changed
[1d20+12 = 21]>>43173Reeeeeeeeeeeee>Retreating from threatened squareAttack of opportunity
Rolling to trip once more