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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
ymqgH
?
No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1185 replies and 138 files omitted.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42808
42809
>>42806
[1d4 = 2]

Wuts my con bonus?
And I mean increase snek's int not hp
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42809
>>42808
+1
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42810
42811 42813
>>42807
>>42798
"... What was that about a Dragonne earlier...?"
*blank stare*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42811
42812
>>42810
So a 3hp increase....
>56HP
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42812
42814 42815
>>42811
See? A waif. Xp
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42813
42816 42817
>>42810
"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"

*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42814
>>42812
>light wind
>-1 HP
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42815
42818
>>42812
Fae could definitely two shot him again. I've run a hell of a lot of numbers
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42816
42819
>>42813
">more than one waifu?!?!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42817
42819
>>42813
[somewhat consoled pony noises]
".. Oh.. okay....."
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42818
42820
>>42815
BOOO
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42819
42823
>>42816
"I'm just loving her"

>>42817
"Remember how you felt, being loved and stolen. You have that again. You have me again"
*humps pony*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42820
42821 42825
>>42818
you need armor.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42821
42822 42824 42836
82fc55e49d910090136f72f01b765c49.jpg
>>42820
Archane spellcasters can't use armor.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42822
42826
>>42821
spellcasters armor?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42823
42825
>>42819
".. I.. I do.. You're with me.."
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42824
42827 42829
>>42821
Sadly this,
Roll to summon those corgis in the same room as Trump and Tracy
[1d100 = 25]

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42825
42827 42828
>>42820
He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways

>>42823
*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy

"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42826
>>42822
Never heard of it.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42827
42829 42890
>>42824
>pali
>>42825
Oh yeah, I do have all that shit.
What? No, I totally didn't forget
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42828
42830 42842
>>42825
Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?

*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42829
42831 42832 42836
>>42824
Uh, corgis?
>>42827
Potentially
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42830
42833 42835
>>42828
Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*

"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42831
>>42829
Why not corgis?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42832
42858
>>42829
*still vibrating*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42833
42834 42835 42842
>>42830
"Good boy."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42834
42835
>>42833
"reeeeeee"
*horse cock rams the hell out of small pony*
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42835
42837 42838
>>42833
>>42834
>>42830
This constant sexxing cannot be healthy for the baby
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42836
>>42829
>corgis?
Referring to >>42821

Also, >>42711
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42837
42839
>>42835
.. Well fug...
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42838
42840
>>42835
*pets corgi with wing*
*sexes pony*

Maybe?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42839
42841
>>42837
Nah, womb is separate, it's all good
[happy pegasus noises]
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42840
>>42838
Maybe
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42841
42843
>>42839
[happy mudpony noises]
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42842
struck_by_cupid_by_dm29-d9rykhg.png
>>42833
>>42828
Pic for this
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42843
42844
>>42841
*Bucks her intensely*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42844
42845
>>42843
"There, there.. Don't tire yourself out too quickly now.."
*bounces back softly*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42845
42846
>>42844
*sad flashy noises*
*bucks softly*

"how do you like this form?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42846
42848
>>42845
"Oh, I dio like it. You're just the right size."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42847
ffae9d9b0b20578a4c46472ab608b7d7.jpg
>Ursa Major
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42848
42849 42850
>>42846
"Not too big for you any more"

When the time comes, Flashpaladin stands up on Tracy's shoulders, thrusts into her, and lets forth his seed. He'd like to think it was the sort of seed horse breeders would pay vast amounts of money for, but this blue pony was now receiving for free. As she receives his love, his wings spread wide and all the way out, and a smile develops on his face
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42849
>>42848
"infernuis rick!!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42850
42851
>>42848
*gasps*
"Oh.. OH..!"
[excited pony noises]
*shudders*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42851
42852
>>42850
*Happily dismounts, then envelopes her in a wing hug*

"You don't have to worry, silly pony. I will always love you"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42852
42853
>>42851
*puts hoof over shoulder and presses head into chest*
"Don't ever leave me.." eyes closed tightly
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42853
42854
>>42852
"I won't do it again, if you just be a good girl"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42854
42859
>>42853
".. I'm a bad girl, Flashy... but I still love you.."
[affectionate ebil pony noises]
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42855
42857 42858
Yes, yes, yes. Trump and Tracy do their thing. Again.

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42856
42862
Hey, when you cast Summon Nature's Ally, that creature isn't from another plane, is it?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42857
>>42855
Just killing time.
Did Tracy find anything interesting after stripping the bodies and ransacking the ship?