Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42806[1d4 = 2]Wuts my con bonus?
And I mean increase snek's int not hp
>>42807>>42798"... What was that about a Dragonne earlier...?"
*blank stare*
>>42810"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"
*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
>>42812Fae could definitely two shot him again. I've run a hell of a lot of numbers
>>42813">more than one waifu?!?!"
>>42813[somewhat consoled pony noises]
".. Oh.. okay....."
>>42816"I'm just loving her"
>>42817"Remember how you felt, being loved and stolen. You have that again. You have
me again"
*humps pony*
>>42820Archane spellcasters can't use armor.
>>42819".. I.. I do.. You're with me.."
>>42821Sadly this,
Roll to summon those corgis in the same room as Trump and Tracy
[1d100 = 25] >>42820He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways
>>42823*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy
"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
>>42824>pali>>42825Oh yeah, I do have all that shit.
What? No, I totally didn't forget
>>42825Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?
*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
>>42828Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*
"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
>>42833"
reeeeeee"
*horse cock rams the hell out of small pony*
>>42833>>42834>>42830This constant sexxing cannot be healthy for the baby
>>42837Nah, womb is separate, it's all good
[happy pegasus noises]
>>42843"There, there.. Don't tire yourself out too quickly now.."
*bounces back softly*
>>42844*sad flashy noises*
*bucks softly*
"how do you like this form?"
>>42845"Oh, I dio like it. You're just the right size."
>>42846"Not too big for you any more"
When the time comes, Flashpaladin stands up on Tracy's shoulders, thrusts into her, and
lets forth his seed. He'd like to think it was the sort of seed horse breeders would pay vast amounts of money for, but this blue pony was now receiving for free. As she
receives his love, his wings spread wide and all the way out, and a smile develops on his face
>>42850*Happily dismounts, then envelopes her in a wing hug*
"You don't have to worry, silly pony. I will always love you"
>>42851*puts hoof over shoulder and presses head into chest*
"Don't ever leave me.." eyes closed tightly
>>42852"I won't do it again, if you just be a good girl"
>>42853".. I'm a
bad girl, Flashy... but I still love you.."
[affectionate ebil pony noises]
Yes, yes, yes. Trump and Tracy do their thing. Again.
Hey, when you cast Summon Nature's Ally, that creature isn't from another plane, is it?
>>42855Just killing time.
Did Tracy find anything interesting after stripping the bodies and ransacking the ship?