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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
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Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1185 replies and 129 files omitted.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42707
>>42702
I'll talk her out of it

*pets pony with wing. The blue pony*
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42708
42710
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>>42706
"I don' know. You flying us all while buzzed?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42709
42714 42915
>>42704
What's the handle animal check to have sex with a horse?
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42710
42712 42713
>>42708
"I...
That d-depends, are you a horse right now?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42711
42764 42803 42836 42881
>>42704
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42712
42715
>>42710
"PICKLE INI'S"
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42713
42715
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>>42710
*Trumpaladin displays his beautiful wings, gilded armor, and natural splendor*
"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42714
42716
>>42709
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42715
42716
>>42713
>>42712
"And... hes... a...

Pickle...

Who put LSD in my tea?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42716
42717 42718 42719
>>42714
"But not long at all since I've seen you"
*Nuzzles pony with adorable pony nuzzle

FUCK YES I'M A PONY NOW!

That's correct, and shut the hell up. I was hoping GM wouldn't notice

>>42715
"Probably best not to trust food and drink you didn't prepare yourself"
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42717
42721
>>42716
"Well, if you can't beat em..."
Torc polymorphs into a snake
"Polymorph party?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42718
42720 42724
>>42716
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42719
42721
>>42716
*nuzzles back*
[nostalgic pony noises]
*kisses*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42720
42723
>>42718
*POOF IS MINOTAUR AGAIN*
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42721
42722 42724
>>42717
*Tries to avoid stepping on snake*
"Sure"

>>42719
*Nuzzles harder*
*Much harder*
"You never got over that night, did you?"
*kisses poner*
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42722
42724 42729
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>>42721
"No step"
>Torc right now
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42723
42725 42728
[2d20 = 36]
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42724
42726 42727 42729 42731
>>42718
Under normal game rules, if he shifted into an inanimate object, would he have even been able to shift back?
>>42721
"~Hmmmm... I almost thought you'd forgotten..."
*rocks hips*
>>42722
There has to be a way to give Snek proficiency in one of those gunz
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42725
42727
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>>42723
>when Thez rolls a 20 on a melee attack
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42726
42732 42764
>>42724
Is Snek an Animal or a Construct btw?
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42727
42729 42730 42731
>>42724
>snek gets a gun
I really like this idea, since there's 2
>>42725
She once killed a creature immune to melee damage with a 20 and 100 roll
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42728
42739
>>42723
*Muffled concerned Minotaur noises*
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42729
42731 42736 42745
>>42724
*nuzzling*
"You've never let me forget"
*Moves back and positions himself to get on top of her*
*trows forelegs over pony, and is now watching, along with Tracy, the scene in fornt of him*

>>42722
"I'll stay off your property"

>>42727
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42730
42733
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>>42727
>She once killed a creature immune to melee damage with a 20 and 100 roll

Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42731
42735 42739
>>42724
I was thinking about it
>>42727
I love my snek
Torc finds a way to summon him so they can have a snek party
I like the idea that Mr. Snek is big and derpy until action happens
Can we do the gun thing?
>>42729
[Happy tongue flick noises]
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42732
42733 42734
>>42726
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42733
42745
>>42730
Mounts Pony

>>42732
I was thinking of that for myself
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42734
42737
Also, can I free Mr. Snek from the staff?
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42735
42738 42741
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>>42731
Give him a hat too.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42736
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>>42729
Pic
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42737
42740 42744
>>42734
Make the staff intelligent, so it can transform whenever it wants.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42738
>>42735
Sneks in hats are a beautiful thing.
Consider it done, but what kind of hat?
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42739
42742 42744 42746
>>42728
Though his ability to take in air from outside, the air supply of the bottle currently lodged in his throat is sufficient to sustain him.
"Well? Are you waiting for something?"
>>42731
>gun thing
Kind of like the image with the snek having a luger

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42740
42743 42744
>>42737
And convert him into a rod after you use up all of his spells.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42741
42745
>>42735
*is humping pony*
[Happy Horse Noises]
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42742
>>42739
"outside is* compromised*, the"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42743
42747 42748
>>42740
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42744
42748
>>42739
I meant will you allow it, but lets fucking do it.
>>42740
>>42737
Smart, Torc transforms back and does the intellegence thing.
"There you go Mr. Snek, now to get you a hat."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42745
42749 42752
>>42729
"Unf..!
It's been a while since we did it like this."
>>42733
*is mounted*
>>42741
[happy pony noises]
*bucks*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42746
42748
>>42739
*confused look*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.42747
>>42743
Since he's a quarterstaff, can he be made into a two-part weapon?
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42748
42750 42752
>>42743
Thats what snek is based off of
>>42744
Don't get shot training snek, but sure
>>42746
"GO PICKLE AGAIN!!" she's pushing him, but not in any particular direction.
Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42749
42751 42754
>>42745
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42750
42752 42753
>>42748
*is pickle nao*
"pickle infernuis!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42751
42752 42756
>>42749
"THffff Thfffff" are the sounds of Snek's tongue shooting in and out emphatically.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.42752
42756 42757
>>42745
"Indeed it has."
*humps pony*
"I like doing it like this"

>>42748
>>42750
*is watching, really intently*
[pony sex noises]

>>42751
Snek wants to watch too
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.42753
42755
>>42750
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42754
42756
>>42749
>inb4 "mr.snake" is a female
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.42755
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>>42753

Anonymous
YG8uS
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No.42756
42758
Can Torc somehow increase Mr. Snek's INT? Actually, are his stats the same as a giant constrictor or something else?
>>42752
No he doesn't
>>42751
Wait, does he?
Ew
>>42754
Don't curse me like this

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