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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1185 replies and 140 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42380
>>42379
>1
I guess not...
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42381
42383 42384
Alright, can we just assume the Pirates got owned? They were only level 6-8, and there was only a couple dozen of them.
>>42379
No
WjJfm
?
No.42382
[1d20 = 5]
>>42377
That 20 is a cleave
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42383
42386
>>42381
But Torc was enjoying the dancing!
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42384
42390
>>42381
Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42385
42387
2f7.jpg
Just wanna say, >tfw
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42386
42388 42389
>>42383
The ones dancing are in the wall of force. They're still dancing.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42387
42395
>>42385
I know right. I just wanted to ask why they were shooting at us and the city
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42388
>>42386
Yay!
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42389
42391
>>42386
"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
lK8Ew
?
No.42390
42393
[1d20+21 = 23]
>>42384
Intimidate Check for that
Also, cast Doom on the Captain.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42391
42392 42394 42396 42398
>>42389
Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42392
>>42391
My sides have left the planet
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42393
>>42390
>*gives the stink-eye*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42394
>>42391
Cocky bastard..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42395
42396
>>42387
I rly don't think you do
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42396
42398
>>42391
Dismount horse

>>42395
These xp whores aren't taking it all
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42397
42398 42401 42404 42406 42408
Eventually the captain and his cohorts realize that they're not surrounded by their men who are in fact dead and dying along the deck of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
lK8Ew
?
No.42398
42399 42400
[1d20 = 17]
>>42391
>>42397
Rolling to make a trip attack with the spiked chain
Doom once more
>>42396
This is why I prefer neutral ebil
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42399
42402
>>42398
That son of a bitch knows something of value. Maybe even a Unicorn!
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42400
>>42398
>tfw 31 Str, and 60-ft spiked chain
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42401
>>42397
Follows as fast as he can run. Which is like 3x speed
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42402
42409
>>42399
Then we'll ask him ourselves
she just tripped him up
WjJfm
?
No.42403
[3d20 = 29]
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort

Pounce!
Y/EyQ
?
No.42404
42408 42409 42411 42413
[1d20 = 20]
>>42397
GRAPPLE!!!
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42405
42407
*bellows* don't kill him I want to torture him for awhile
YG8uS
?
No.42406
42410 42411
[1d20 = 16]
>>42397
>>42397
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Hold_Monster
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42407
>>42405
After we're done torturing him, lets open a Gate and throw him into the Abyss.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42408
>>42404
Perfect

>>42397
"So now... Who are you, where do you come from, why are you here, and why the actual fuck were you shooting at us?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42409
42412 42413 42415 42416
>>42402
It does trip him up, and as he tips forward he grabs his hat and acrobatically/gracefully flips in mid-air and lands on his feet in a continuous run, casting a sly glance at Tracy as he does so
>>42404
You have a choice. Did you succeed the grapple, or did you stay on the ship?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42410
42414
>>42406
>hold monster
>on a humanoid
smh

Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42411
>>42404
AWWWWWW YEAH
>>42406
Eh, could be worse
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.42412
42416 42418
>>42409
i succeeded
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42413
>>42404
>>42409
Grab him Infernius!
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42414
>>42410
Well I couldn't find hold person, so fuck off
WjJfm
?
No.42415
42416 42419
[3d20 = 39]
>>42409
Oh no he doesn't!

MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!

Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts

Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42416
42418 42419 42421
>>42412
>>42409
Tracy promptly pursues the two beneath the ground.
>>42415
Why you kill all of the cohorts if you want info?
YG8uS
?
No.42417
42420
[1d20 = 12]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Hold_Person
You happy now?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42418
42421 42422
>>42412
And so you did. Unfortunately, that glorious tackle-grab that resulted in him being in possession, also resulted in the both of you rolling off the ship.
>>42416
Noted
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42419
42421
>>42416
towards the ground*
>>42415
Make a ride check to mount rapidly. She's going either way.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42420
>>42417
F> Dispel
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.42421
42424
>>42418
>>42416
Superb point

"Take them alive if possible Fae!"

Tries to get the Infernius and Captain

>>42419
Mounts horse anyways
Y/EyQ
?
No.42422
[1d20+4 = 7]
>>42418
intimidation check
"WHO FUCK ARE YOU?!?!"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.42423
42426 42430
The rest of the "Captain's Cohorts" freeze in place, but a well-dressed mage steps forth wearing a well-tailored black suit with emerald pinstripes and fine accoutrements (pocket watch, crystal monacle, proper white gloves, spats, etc.)
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42424
42425
>>42421
Seriously, make the rapid-mounting check
She'll react differently if he's riding her.
WjJfm
?
No.42425
42428
[1d20+10 = 14]
>>42424
Fine. Ride check
Anonymous
YG8uS
?
No.42426
42440
>>42423
"Who are you?"
Anonymous
WPak+
?
No.42427
42429
bring him to the tower training room when you catch him ill be ready to start the torture by the time you get him there *heads for the tower training room*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42428
42432
>>42425
You don't want to fight that mage?
You rolled short.

Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.42429
>>42427
I think there's one more enemy