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Mass Transit Nuts
Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1185 replies and 135 files omitted.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43281
43282
>>43279
>Even in his blue and fuzzy prison, scheming thoughts still course through his mind
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43282
43286 43295
>>43281
>*hairs enter brain through nose and stop neurons from firing*
*pulls n deeper*
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43283
43284 43288
>>43280
This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43284
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>>43283
>EEEE-nis

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43285
*helps self to snack food*
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43286
43287 43291
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>>43282

Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43287
>>43286
Don't forget to imagine it with the echoey double-voice
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43288
43290 43295
>>43283
P-I'nis.
its not vore-tier
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43289
43294
>>43264
Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43290
43294
>>43288
>88 checked
mot vore-tier
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43291
>>43286
Just like that only with the occasional random knife swimming through, like a shark.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43292
43293 43294 43295
How much XP is a non-combatant humanoid worth?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43293
>>43292
Is it worth at least one point?
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43294
43299 43301
>>43289
>mundane items
e_6
You want some sterno? They sell that at the shop.
>>43290
Vaginal vore, yeah.
>>43292
1HD? 5
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43295
43296 43299 43301
>>43282
GM, speaking of vore, my character seems to have been phagocytized by another character. How do I get out of this?

>>43288
What you are doing is called "unbirthing." It's vaginal vore

>>43292
Ban
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43296
43297 43302
>>43295
>How do I get out of this?
Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.
WjJfm
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No.43297
43298
>>43296
Um
WjJfm
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No.43298
43303
[1d20+20 = 27]
>>43297

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43299
>>43294
>>43295
nah.
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43300
43306
BTW, I hope this isn't too high on the overboard, but I almost wanna suggest a "Gay Bathhouse" player for the Mlpol 4cc team. I know there'd be pillars of salt if I even suggested it.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43301
43304
>>43295
*pulls even deeper*
>>43294
>mudane items
I just wanna throw fire...
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43302
>>43296
>inb4 fluff of holding
Its not fluff of holding, so he's not at risk so to speak
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43303
43307
>>43298
>Implying charisma bonus of 10
You're safe for now...
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43304
43309
>>43301
Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone, and sometimes her hooves are on fire.
WjJfm
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No.43305
43308 43309 43321
[1d20+5 = 21]
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?

Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43306
>>43300
ill do it i love salt.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43307
>>43303
Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43308
43310 43313
>>43305
OH THANK GOD

*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*

"Fae, I summon thee!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43309
43311 43312 43313
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>>43304
Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305
Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43310
43311 43312
>>43308
*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."
WjJfm
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No.43311
43314
[1d20+25 = 36]
>>43309
>Tries to milk sus
Lol no

>>43309
Eeeek! I made a fortitude save, then a strength check, so I think maybe he's out of the fluff for a moment?

>>43310
Fuck

Either way, I know my next move...

"Fae! Save me!"

Fae: Grapple Trumpaladin
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43312
43314
>>43310
>>43309
what is this Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43313
43317
>>43308
"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309
Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43314
43315 43316 43317
>>43312
We Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo nao!
>>43311
*throws down smoke-bomb*
*escapes with paladin*
[insane laughter*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43315
>>43314
Actually, forget the smokebomb, use one of those Darkness kunai, because it'd look cooler.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43316
>>43314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx-9zJ3UpvQ
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43317
43318
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>>43313
>>43314
>>43314
Reeee! Let her do a grapple sneak attack and drag him off like an antelope... Or how tigers sometimes do with humans
lK8Ew
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No.43318
43319
[1d20+23 = 26]
>>43317
>sneak attack
lol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused
WjJfm
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No.43319
43320
[1d20+24 = 35]
>>43318
Spot check!
WjJfm
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No.43320
43322
[1d20+25 = 42]
>>43319
Pounce grapple on Trumpaladin!
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43321
43323 43327
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>>43305
>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grapple
Nonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43322
43329
>>43320
*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*
lK8Ew
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No.43323
43324 43327
[1d20+24 = 36]
>>43321
Yet another roll to hide under the cover of Darkness.
*absorbs hoo-man deeper*
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43324
43325 43326 43328
>>43323
Psssst, just how far are you planning to go with this?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43325
>>43324
As long as I can.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43326
>>43324
All the way.
WjJfm
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No.43327
43330
[1d20+25 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>43321
>modifier
14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category

>pounce grapple is nonsense
I mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?

>attack of opportunity
Make it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself

>>43323
Spot check, then grapple attack
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43328
43331
>>43324
Um... did the first grapple attack land?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
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No.43329
43332
>>43322
>monster girl quest nao
lK8Ew
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No.43330
43336
[1d20+13 = 20]
>>43327
Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors