Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43280This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.
*helps self to snack food*
>>43286Don't forget to imagine it with the echoey double-voice
>>43264Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.
>>43286Just like that only with the occasional random knife swimming through, like a shark.
How much XP is a non-combatant humanoid worth?
>>43292Is it worth at least one point?
>>43289>mundane itemse_6
You want some sterno? They sell that at the shop.
>>43290Vaginal vore, yeah.
>>432921HD? 5
>>43282GM, speaking of vore, my character seems to have been phagocytized by another character. How do I get out of this?
>>43288What you are doing is called "unbirthing." It's vaginal vore
>>43292Ban
>>43295>How do I get out of this?Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.
BTW, I hope this isn't too high on the overboard, but I almost wanna suggest a "Gay Bathhouse" player for the Mlpol 4cc team. I know there'd be pillars of salt if I even suggested it.
>>43295*pulls even deeper*
>>43294>mudane itemsI just wanna throw fire...
>>43296>inb4 fluff of holdingIts not fluff of holding, so he's not at risk so to speak
>>43301Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone,
and sometimes her hooves are on fire.
[1d20+5 = 21]
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff
>>43303Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1
>>43305OH THANK GOD
*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*
"Fae, I summon thee!"
>>43304Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.
>>43308*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."
[1d20+25 = 36]>>43309>Tries to milk susLol no
>>43309Eeeek! I made a fortitude save, then a strength check, so I think maybe he's out of the fluff for a moment?
>>43310Fuck
Either way, I know my next move...
"Fae! Save me!"
Fae: Grapple Trumpaladin
>>43310>>43309what is this Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
>>43308"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.
>>43312We Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo nao!
>>43311*throws down smoke-bomb*
*escapes with paladin*
[insane laughter*
>>43314Actually, forget the smokebomb, use one of those Darkness kunai, because it'd look cooler.
>>43313>>43314>>43314Reeee! Let her do a grapple sneak attack and drag him off like an antelope... Or how tigers sometimes do with humans
[1d20+23 = 26]>>43317>sneak attacklol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused
[1d20+25 = 42]>>43319Pounce grapple on Trumpaladin!
>>43305>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grappleNonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.
>>43320*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*
[1d20+24 = 36]>>43321Yet another roll to hide under the cover of Darkness.
*absorbs hoo-man deeper*
[1d20+25 = 30][1d20+24 = 26]>>43321>modifier14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category
>pounce grapple is nonsenseI mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?
>attack of opportunityMake it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself
>>43323Spot check, then grapple attack
>>43324Um... did the first grapple attack land?
[1d20+13 = 20]>>43327Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors