Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42228
The pirates, who were advancing on Tracy and Trump seem hesitant, and who try to pretend to not watch.
The pirates, who were advancing on Tracy and Trump seem hesitant, and who try to pretend to not watch.
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>42228
>pants off
>armor off
>helmet off
pointless roll to see how long it takes her to strip him bare
*takes his head into her mouth and bucks violently*
>>42228
>pants off
>armor off
>helmet off
pointless roll to see how long it takes her to strip him bare
*takes his head into her mouth and bucks violently*
>>42231
What are you talking about distracted? Its not like they're watching anything,.... They're not oblivious though. Where exactly did Torcuil teleport to?
What are you talking about distracted? Its not like they're watching anything,.... They're not oblivious though. Where exactly did Torcuil teleport to?
>>42241
The suit counts as clothing, so I didn't count it in the strip check
*publicly ravages Paladin*
The suit counts as clothing, so I didn't count it in the strip check
*publicly ravages Paladin*
>>42242
You do, but immediately come under the effects of the Zone of Peace. Being a Cleric yourself, you immediately fixate on a fellow toward the front of the ship who is maintaining a mantra-chant, his hands showing symbolic gestures.
You do, but immediately come under the effects of the Zone of Peace. Being a Cleric yourself, you immediately fixate on a fellow toward the front of the ship who is maintaining a mantra-chant, his hands showing symbolic gestures.
I realize, due to smoke concealment, it'd look like one of those cartoonish dust clouds you'd see in Looney Toons to anyone more than 10 ft away....
It's completely clear that they're naked though. Jets of blue fire are shooting out here and there as well.
*continues ravaging paladin, making a lot of distracting noises in the process*
His head is in her mouth again.
It's completely clear that they're naked though. Jets of blue fire are shooting out here and there as well.
*continues ravaging paladin, making a lot of distracting noises in the process*
His head is in her mouth again.
He's gonna be pissed when he finds out his armor was taken off..
at least he has the shield.
This is unironically one of the reasons why I had Tracy make him that Hat of Glamering. It should make his undershirt look presentable.
at least he has the shield.
This is unironically one of the reasons why I had Tracy make him that Hat of Glamering. It should make his undershirt look presentable.
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The credits roll on the movie I am watching, and the first thing I see when I check my phone (immediately) is "will save," and the second thing I see is "continues ravaging paladin, his head fully in her mouth"
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GM, did you say lvl 8 or 9 spells where the limit for Torc after leveling up?
>>42264
A big beautiful wall that the pirates will pay for?
Seriously, I was thinking things like protection spells.
>>42264
A big beautiful wall that the pirates will pay for?
Seriously, I was thinking things like protection spells.
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Trumpaladin gives Tracy an expression that says (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), and knocks her the fuck off
*cums inside horse*
*cums inside horse*
>>42266
Of course, that's totally non-violent
>>42267
Of course, that's totally non-violent
At this point two things occur. A chunk sound, followed by a "What?!" from a distant Thez, and also fiery hell bursts forth from outside the ship, aimed at the balloon-things.
As the Peace-field dissipates, Tracy continues to have her way with Trump, oblivious to the field being rendered null. The pirates - mostly - are likewise oblivious to the field status, as they can't look away from the scene apparent.
Of course, that's totally non-violent
>>42267
Of course, that's totally non-violent
At this point two things occur. A chunk sound, followed by a "What?!" from a distant Thez, and also fiery hell bursts forth from outside the ship, aimed at the balloon-things.
As the Peace-field dissipates, Tracy continues to have her way with Trump, oblivious to the field being rendered null. The pirates - mostly - are likewise oblivious to the field status, as they can't look away from the scene apparent.
Around Lenos' diminuative size appear four fiery spheres which streak toward and strike at the balloon. With four distinct flashes, the balloon,... shows some charring, but no apparent damage.
*puts his armor and everything back on*
Is bitch smacking permitted in a zone of peace?
Is bitch smacking permitted in a zone of peace?
>>42269
"Welp, guess thats my cue"
Torc looks directly at the captain.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
>>42274
Nope
"Welp, guess thats my cue"
Torc looks directly at the captain.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
>>42274
Nope
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