Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43176He is most definitely
not going to get what he wanted here
>>43177I can, but are you sure you want it off? Also I checked and the bump limit is the same, so I honestly don't know what is going on.
>>43179Yeah, but she just remembered what she wanted.
Also, pls bumplock.
>>43180Done
*runs*
>>43181Now how the hell is he going to be able to run away if she is on his leg?
*wobbles*
>>43182God I love mlpol
>>43185>>43186*muffled*
"im an anti-semite look at me."
>>43180Bumplock is a moot point, this bread is almost stale
>>43189Thez gasps. Apparently just the act of him speaking against her is,... stimulating.
>>43188*pets adorable little pony*
"Aww, you're irresistible when you're like that"
>>43189*looks*
"wat?"
>>43190*recites mien Kampf chapter 1*
>>43192>>43190"thez me love you,tell me how it feel"
>>43192"You're not taking my pony"
*hugs pony tightly*
"She's mine"
>>43196*embraces the fluff
>>43197"me not like tracy that way."
>>43197Yes, yes... Let the fluffiness consume you..!
>>43198"I mean... I do you like you... Maybe I'll let you pet her.
Maybe"
*buries face in fur*
>>43199reeeee*Is almost entirely consumed by fluff*
"You're so fluffy I want to die"
>>43198"She might bite you though. Or scratch you. I'm not sure"
>>43197Tracy giggles at the feeling of Brad's face sinking into her body.
>>43204She's trying to maintain her footing, if you must know.
>>43202"she not done that in awhile."
>>43203Trumpaladin is now surrounded by fluff, which is basically what he wanted.
>"should we add one of the other ponies to this?">>43206"When was the last time you tried to pet her?"
>>43205"you gonna want to sit down, me know the whole book"
>>43209"Oh... she just let you pet her? How did she respond?"
>>43208"Not... sitting makes it,... better." She giggles lewdly.
>>43207>other poniesYou've done it now
*assimilates hoo-man entirely*
>>43210"she walk away."
>>43211"oh your a dirty girl huh?"
*chapter 3 initiated*
>>43212The fluff that was around him comes closer to his skin, like it's a sentient force. It slowly envelopes him. Consumes him. He becomes indistinct from the fluff
>>43213The ball of blue fluff responds in Trumpaladin's voice
"Good. The fluff is mine.
All mine"
>>43214"she let pet mane though."
Uhm, quick question: when did Tracy become fluffy?
>>43215The ball of blue fur that one can only assume was once Trumpaladin hisses
>>43216Just a few moments ago.
She's the Element of Unoriginality: one of her talents is ripping-off other OCs.
>>43216Eh. This post
>>43196>>43218This. So much this
>>43219*reaches out with blue furred arms to rub and feel and hug the remainer of the pony*
"Did they ever make you wear one of the full body suits in mental asylums? If they're like this, it's pretty cosy"
>>43218So she just decided to go fluffy?
>>43213I'm reminded of that Aryanne pic where she's speaking at a podium and has a vibrator attached
>>43221"I've worn straight-jackets before, but they could never hold me for long.. They're not that cosy.."
>>43222Yes.
We Flufflepuff nao.
>>43223"I see..."
Hugs fluff, because there is just never enough