Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41984
in that case *casts salamander chargehttps://dndtools.net/spells/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/salamander-charge--3587/ and charges the nearest pirate*
in that case *casts salamander chargehttps://dndtools.net/spells/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/salamander-charge--3587/ and charges the nearest pirate*
The layout of the ship is pretty 1/1 divided. There's a fierce collection on the forward/rear section, of comparably able man-power. Its like the crew split up into 2 equal teams, one on the front (the right, perspectively) and one on the back (left)
>>41991
>anagram
I thought the same about >>14988 →
>>41993
There seems to be a "really pretty" one (officer) who tells ppl to do stuff, while others with either small crossbows or large bows cover the perimeter. There are a couple who don't put their swords away also.
>>41994
Then stop sexin' up the build-up. Just sayin'
>anagram
I thought the same about >>14988 →
>>41993
There seems to be a "really pretty" one (officer) who tells ppl to do stuff, while others with either small crossbows or large bows cover the perimeter. There are a couple who don't put their swords away also.
>>41994
Then stop sexin' up the build-up. Just sayin'
>>42007
>claim the dragon poner
... You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every GET?
Also, wait till you get to epic level.
>claim the dragon poner
... You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every GET?
Also, wait till you get to epic level.
So just to make sure I'm visualizing correctly; Trump/Tracy are in full charge (the chad charge, essentially), while Torcuil was poking at the perimeter defense spell (which quickly popped), while Lenos is squaring up and is pissed-off dragon-mode (cus reasons) and while Thez and Infernius slap-fight with words. Yes?
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>>42008
>You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every get
*shrug*
>Wait until epic level
Oh a shape-shifting greater Chromatic dragon (silver or gold) is the perfect epic level cohort. I just wish I had a clear path to 25 Charisma to actually take the Epic leadership Feat. Also that may take a lot longer than just to get to level 20...
>You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every get
*shrug*
>Wait until epic level
Oh a shape-shifting greater Chromatic dragon (silver or gold) is the perfect epic level cohort. I just wish I had a clear path to 25 Charisma to actually take the Epic leadership Feat. Also that may take a lot longer than just to get to level 20...
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>42011
Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
>>42011
Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
>>42013
Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
[18d20 = 171]
>>42013
You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
>>42013
You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
[5d8 = 19]
Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018
In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018
In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
>>42018
She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
Both Trump and Tracy sustain minimal damage and have successfully occupied the center-point of the top-deck of the ship. Either character can move or maneuver but there's lots of enemies.
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>42021
Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
>>42021
Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
[16d20 = 166]
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42023
Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
>>42023
Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
[4d20 = 53]
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).
>>42030
No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.
Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.
Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
Rather the second bit. Oh well, that wasn't much of anything. These pirates are sucking balls. Lenos is first. I think. I can't find the post that says
>>42033
I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs
And yes, Lenos is first.
I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs
And yes, Lenos is first.
>>42024
ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
[4d20 = 44]
>>42033
Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them
Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
>>42033
Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them
Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
[3d20 = 31]
>>42037
Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
>>42037
Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
>>42041
She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
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