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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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jUW0k
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No.41678
41681
[4d20 = 32]
>>41676
Her belly is exposed...

FULL ROUND BELLY RUBS ATTACK!
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41679
41685
>>41675
>>40820 →
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41680
41685
>>41627
>don't mention the giants
Well, I already have, and I can't help but ask why now.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41681
>>41678
[giggles happily]

Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41682
41683 41685
Upon Infernius' about-face, Thez mutters "What the shit," and likewise disregards the cannons and <whooof>.
Leaving Lenos, the most obvious and least mobile target.
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41683
41684 41687
>>41682
What cannons?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41684
41686 41687
>>41683
The cannons on the flying ship attacking the Port.


Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41685
41688 41692
>>41679
Those posts made me kek very hard

I'm sure he meant delousing

>>41680
Are you not content to have revived the Tarasque?

>>41682
*continues rubbing pony*
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41686
>>41684
WHAT
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41687
41689
>>41683
Missed that bit did you?
>>41684
Technically they started by attacking the party, and are now firing at the tower
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41688
41690
>>41685
The giants won't cause major problems.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41689
41690
>>41687
Are the cannon balls or fireballs?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41690
41691 41695
>>41688
This is true. They are evil, but they soundly got their asses kicked and got revived and well fed before being sent on their way.
>>41689
Cannons
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41691
41695
>>41690
I figured since they're usually Lawful, they're not dumb enough to stir up shit with creatures who could kill them. Also, figured she'd grown out of that armor.
Tracy might invite them or tea next time she's feeling lonely or nobody wants to eat lunch with her.
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41692
41693 41698
>>41685
you wouldnt be keking if elway told you to be chaste and fuck no more poners.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41693
41694 41698
>>41692
This, desu.
Trumpaladin has had it pretty fucking easy.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41694
41696 41698
>>41693
100%
everything is easy for trumpaladdin.
Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41695
41697
>>41690
Don't care. All evil must be physically removed from this plane of existence, not simply placed in a position where they can be a problem later. Only three evil creatures have thus far escaped Trumpaladin, and he hates that fact enough

>>41691
>lawful evil
Okay, that might be workable

>when Tracy has to eat by herself
Aw... Aww
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41696
41700
>>41694
"I'NIS!!" Thez calls ahead to him as he makes his way (she's gaining on him btw) "What do you think is right?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41697
41699
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>>41695
Edgy horses get lonely too..
Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41698
41702
>>41692
If anything, Elway is pissed Trumpaladin has only sexed two poners

>>41693
>>41694
I know right? Elway is an awesome God. I made a good choice
Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41699
41701
>>41697
"You can eat with me, little pony"
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41700
41708
>>41696
"what?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41701
41706
>>41699
" Really? Whenever I ask, you seem like you don't want to.."
*rubs up against leg*
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41702
41704 41706
>>41698
your missing the point.
Anonymous
X/NDv
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No.41703
41705
*lenos continues watching the ship thingy as he floats to the grounds*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41704
>>41702
This
Anonymous
X/NDv
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No.41705
41707 41709
>>41703
by the way I got my computer working so I wont have to try posting from the damn tiny phone keyboard

Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41706
>>41701
"I'm a picky eater. And suspicious if you sometimes. But if you want to get steak..."
*is reminded of their "date"*

>>41702
Oh, it's only banter
Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41707
41709
>>41705
Want your Scotland flag?
MwlG2
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No.41708
41710 41714
[14d20 = 140]
>>41700
Thez curses not having wings anymore and <whoooof> appears relatively distantly in front of Infernius.
At this time several of the cannonballs will have made contact with the Tower, determined by dice
Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41709
41711 41712
>>41707
>>41705
Or maybe I misjudged who you are
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41710
>>41708
"oh no the tower."
*unenthusiastic minotuar noises*
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41711
41719
5 shots make contact, exploding on impact and charring the surface of the tower, and causing minimal dents to the surface. 2 of the shots make deformed bowl-shapes in the surface, about 4-6" deep.
>>41709
Yeah, f8d24 is Lenos
Anonymous
X/NDv
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No.41712
>>41709
yep this is lenos's faggot

Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41713
41716
"Well fuck"

MOUNTS HORSEY

"Take us outside, and see why there are explosions"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41714
41715
>>41708
It's meta as fuck, but are they actually able to damage this thing? It seems indestructible, but it'll be a pain to repair.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41715
41716 41717
>>41714
They certainly seem to have dented the shit,... cuz there's dents.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41716
41718
>>41713
*assumes monstrous shape.
*leaves on side opposite to where the cannons are being fired*
>>41715
Bloody hell!
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41717
41721
>>41715
"thez they need you."
Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41718
41720
>>41716
"Let's see WHO THE HELL IS DENTING MY TOWER"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41719
>>41711
*lenos's jaw drops upon seeing the dents before he growls deep in his chest* you fucking ass clowns
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41720
41722 41723
>>41718
I don't know what kind of ship has cans that could point straight up.
Want to go over them and land on their deck?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41721
41724
>>41717
Her eyes narrow. "Fine." She stomps the ground (air, but she's standing on it) in an elongated stance.
"Hokenshou Katsuken."
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41722
41727 41729
>>41720
Its an airship

Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41723
41729
>>41720
Close enough to engage in diplomacy. I'm betting on a faction that doesn't really desire to be completely hostile. But don't get too close, or they will definitely perceive the incursion as hostile
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41724
41725
>>41721
"are you gonna attack me? or can me continue to the wickett?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41725
41728
>>41724
"Are you just gonna run off, or are you gonna say something?" still holding the technique.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41726
Srry, technical difficulties
Torc, hearing the comotion outside, teleports out to see what the hell is going on
Anonymous
3jtd2
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No.41727
>>41722
I guess Trumpaladin and Tracy approach the ship, or at least come closer to it, going around in an round about way that avoids the line of cannon fire