Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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[4d20 = 32]>>41676Her belly is exposed...
FULL ROUND BELLY RUBS ATTACK!
>>41627>don't mention the giantsWell, I already have, and I can't help but ask why now.
Upon Infernius' about-face, Thez mutters "What the shit," and likewise disregards the cannons and <whooof>.
Leaving Lenos, the most obvious and least mobile target.
>>41683The cannons on the flying ship attacking the Port.
>>41679Those posts made me kek very hard
I'm sure he meant delousing
>>41680Are you not content to have revived the Tarasque?
>>41682*continues rubbing pony*
>>41683Missed that bit did you?
>>41684Technically they started by attacking the party, and are now firing at the tower
>>41685The giants won't cause major problems.
>>41687Are the cannon balls or fireballs?
>>41688This is true. They are evil, but they soundly got their asses kicked
and got revived
and well fed before being sent on their way.
>>41689Cannons
>>41690I figured since they're usually Lawful, they're not dumb enough to stir up shit with creatures who could kill them. Also, figured she'd grown out of that armor.
Tracy might invite them or tea next time she's feeling lonely or nobody wants to eat lunch with her.
>>41685you wouldnt be keking if elway told you to be chaste and fuck no more poners.
>>41692This, desu.
Trumpaladin has had it pretty fucking easy.
>>41693100%
everything is easy for trumpaladdin.
>>41690Don't care. All evil must be physically removed from this plane of existence, not simply placed in a position where they can be a problem later. Only three evil creatures have thus far escaped Trumpaladin, and he hates that fact enough
>>41691>lawful evilOkay, that might be workable
>when Tracy has to eat by herselfAw... Aww
>>41694"I'NIS!!" Thez calls ahead to him as he makes his way (she's gaining on him btw) "What do
you think is right?"
>>41695Edgy horses get lonely too..
>>41692If anything, Elway is pissed Trumpaladin has only sexed two poners
>>41693>>41694I know right? Elway is an awesome God. I made a good choice
>>41697"You can eat with me, little pony"
>>41699" Really? Whenever I ask, you seem like you don't want to.."
*rubs up against leg*
*lenos continues watching the ship thingy as he floats to the grounds*
>>41703by the way I got my computer working so I wont have to try posting from the damn tiny phone keyboard
>>41701"I'm a picky eater. And suspicious if you sometimes. But if you want to get steak..."
*is reminded of their "date"*
>>41702Oh, it's only banter
[14d20 = 140]>>41700Thez curses not having wings anymore and <whoooof> appears relatively distantly in front of Infernius.
At this time several of the cannonballs will have made contact with the Tower, determined by dice
>>41707>>41705Or maybe I misjudged who you are
>>41708"oh no the tower."
*unenthusiastic minotuar noises*
5 shots make contact, exploding on impact and charring the surface of the tower, and causing minimal dents to the surface. 2 of the shots make deformed bowl-shapes in the surface, about 4-6" deep.
>>41709Yeah, f8d24 is Lenos
>>41709yep this is lenos's faggot
"Well fuck"
MOUNTS HORSEY
"Take us outside, and see why there are explosions"
>>41714They certainly
seem to have dented the shit,... cuz there's dents.
>>41713*assumes monstrous shape.
*leaves on side opposite to where the cannons are being fired*
>>41715Bloody hell!
>>41716"Let's see WHO THE HELL IS DENTING MY TOWER"
>>41711*lenos's jaw drops upon seeing the dents before he growls deep in his chest* you fucking ass clowns
>>41718I don't know what kind of ship has cans that could point straight up.
Want to go over them and land on their deck?
>>41717Her eyes narrow. "Fine." She stomps the ground (air, but she's standing on it) in an elongated stance.
"Hokenshou Katsuken."
>>41720Close enough to engage in diplomacy. I'm betting on a faction that doesn't really desire to be completely hostile. But don't get too close, or they will definitely perceive the incursion as hostile
>>41721"are you gonna attack me? or can me continue to the wickett?
>>41724"Are you just gonna run off, or are you gonna say something?" still holding the technique.
Srry, technical difficulties
Torc, hearing the comotion outside, teleports out to see what the hell is going on
>>41722I guess Trumpaladin and Tracy approach the ship, or at least come closer to it, going around in an round about way that avoids the line of cannon fire