Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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[1d20+21 = 34]>>42011Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
>>42013Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
[18d20 = 171]>>42013You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
>>42017Uh... AC is now 35 with +5 bracers of armor
[5d8 = 19]Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
>>42018She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
Both Trump and Tracy sustain minimal damage and have successfully occupied the center-point of the top-deck of the ship. Either character can move or maneuver but there's lots of enemies.
>>42020Oh that feat wouldn't give you more than 29 or 29 AC
>>42021Can we kill something this round?
[1d20+21 = 33]>>42021Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
>>41990Uhm, that's a touch attack spell
>>42022No.
>>42023That dice roll. You see it don't you?
Though she shouldn't be able to, Tracy does some weird voodoo shit that makes herself seem more fearsome than she actually is.
[1d20 = 18]>>42024Quick draw bow shoot target of opportunity. Unless something wants to talk first
[16d20 = 166]
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
[1d20+21 = 38]>>42023Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
>>42026>That's exactly how I'd use themRemind me to hire some pirates
>>42027No. We take her a' prize
[4d20 = 53]
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).
>>42028We'll salvage the wreck out of the water later.
[2d8 = 9]
[4d8 = 11]
First bit is SUPPOSED to be Trump's damage
>>42030No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.
Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
Rather the second bit. Oh well, that wasn't much of anything. These pirates are sucking balls. Lenos is first. I think. I can't find the post that says
>>42033I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs
And yes, Lenos is first.
>>42024ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
>>42015"What,... then," she takes a knee on one side. "I don't,... who, how should, this doesn't make sense."
>>42035Oooh, still out of range for that. The only ones who are in combat range are Trump and Tracy.
[4d20 = 44]>>42033Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them
Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
>>42036"me know . me most likely going to lose powers."
[3d20 = 31]>>42037Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
>>41928So this didnt get him onto the deck?
>>42039Horsey didn't move close enough to attack the enemy?
>>42038"I,... I've lost powers,... its,... its not so bad when,...." her face betrays emotions she is otherwise trying to shield and restrict,
>>42040No, because I get a 404 error every time I try and load that page, so fail
>>42041She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
[1d20+10 = 27]>>42042>>42043Ride check to make the horse get Trumpaladin close enough for him to use his sword and her to use her stronger and more powerful natural weapons and sword
>>42042"me would give up my powers 1000 times to protect you and addy."
"Zone... Of... PEACE" calls a voice from the captain's wheel. Waves of enervating energy removes any trace of hostile motion or intention from Tracy and Trunp's intention. Both are able to move or declare any action except attacks/combat.
>>42044I used the chain because range.
[1d20+34 = 35]>>42046>Can't attackFuck it I'm talking then. Attempt diplomacy
[1d20 = 16]>>42048Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
Detect alignment on ship captain or officer
>>42053Did Tracy's intimidation phase them?
*Walk straight up to the faggot who cast the spell*
>>42054>>42055Which is it?
>>42056No, there's more than a dozen per side, each bolsering the saving throw of the other.
>>42053As Tracy is doing that, may as well say "Hello"
>>42057Detect alignment and "hello"
how far away from the ship is lenos
>>42058>>42059A 1 - 59 = lose a turn, meaning Trump can engage pleasantries next round.
>>420603 rounds out without incurring an AC penalty.
"Whistars! Fayntesh! Do your thing," calls the same voice from the captain's direction.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
>>42061So not within range to cast firestorm on the deck of the ship?
[1d20+21 = 38]>>42061Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
>>42062Captain?
Fug the Spellcaster, go to him instead.
>>42062>>42062Um... what's spell scroll-work, and what sort of fortification?
Also, tries "hello" again
>>42066>What sort ofHe wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.
*Goes to the captain*
>>42067As in, within nose-touching range.
>>42063In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
>>42067We can get a visual description of whaat's happening even if there's no clue what the magic effect is
>>42069*forces pony to stay out of booping range*
>>42070"Why have you been shooting at our base and at our city?"
>>42070Fly right over their heads towards the captain.
F> Wall of Force
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
>>42073"May I ask who is speaking?"
>>42073Walk straight towards the captain and get as close as possible.
>>41916Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
>>42080>"I want to find out what the hell is going on first">>42073"And welcome to Port Barry. Would you be so kind as to tell us why cannon balls were being hurled at our city and our base?"
Meta question because I gotta sleep
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
>>42082Tbh, I was hoping to at least pause at this point
>>42077Yes, but not necessarily in view of the deck of the ship, else he'd have been far more shot-at than he was.
>>42084Pausing sounds good ill be back in the morning
>>42082FOUND IT! Color feels a bit off though
>>42045Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
>>42087*hugs*
"you dont have to say it."
>>42087>Not present but still want to say it anyways"You're cured Thez. You're better this way"
>>42088>>42087"me now you miss them, but even if we both lose our powers we will be together."
>>42092"Its not about missing anything,..." <whooof>
>>42094Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?
>>42095"Hello Thez. Guessing their magic can't be that powerful if you came aboard. Are these friends of yours?"
>>42096Not aboard, high above the ship, outside the spell range (Thez doesn't even know there's a spell yet)
>>42098I'm meta-saying that to you, so that you know where she's at.
>>42100I mean are the words in quotes in
>>42095 addressed to F and intended to actually be heard?
>>42101No, those are iterated to Infernius - by creative license - as Thez teleported to engage the opponents.
Morning
>>42048>+34H-how?
>>42073>Sloppy CuntI didn't know pirates named their ship after themselves
>>42095>Torc sees everyone else disappear to the ship"Aw fuck, here we go"
Torc teleports onto the deck, next to the rest of the party
Tracy is going to tear this abjurer apart from the inside next time she gets the chance.
I won't be able to play until later this evening.
>>42106>>42073If possible during her next turn, she phases through the deck/floor to travel underneath the wall of force, to get up-close and personal with the captain.
If not, Trump, use your Help to get us up close and personal.
She's casting Doom at this captain every turn with her lenses.
Gas all shieldfags
>>42108WHY
Jesus, just let me ask basic questions that I've been waiting hours and hours to ask
>>42110If he has something to say, she can say it right to their faces.
Tracy is already determined to move from point A to point B. She's not attacking in any way; she's just getting close.
Remember to make him pay for the damaged tower.
>>42111Eh.... fine. Horsey can try her intimidation tactics. I guess she's got to do
something to impress the captain into buying her
She may have to deflate if you want dimension door to work. If that thing is a wall of force, both going around it with eternalness and dimension door will get around it >>42112I don't normally bother looking up how to get past spells, barriers, etc. because my character wouldn't know anyway, so there's no point in me knowing.
She's just pissed that the faggot who interrupted her day is hiding behind some invisible shield in non-stabbing range.
Lenos would like to cast meteor swarm at the balloon to try and pop it
Alright then, before we do anything else, I'm gonna bake