Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Nightmarish boop
>>40835 →
>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes Trumpaladin
Thanks for the sword and the belt
>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm
>Facepalm
But how?
>Al Thez
>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes Trumpaladin
Thanks for the sword and the belt
>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm
>Facepalm
But how?
>Al Thez
>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
>>40842
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
>>40842
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Again (inb4 reeee) I'm not saying don't, though I don't often agree to why when you do.
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>>40838
>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
>>40847
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).
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>>40852
Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
>>40854
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
>>40859
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
>>40864
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
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>>40866
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
>>40872
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
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>>40872
>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
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>>40877
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.
*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.
*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
>>40889
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"
Thez wonders out-loud. "Hmmmm. I've already given I'nis the best of my equipment, and I give him my time and affection,... there must be something I can give him,...."
>>40892
Uhm,... I thought,... she already,... did.
>given
"Something is missing," she says, looking him up and down.
>>40892
Uhm,... I thought,... she already,... did.
>given
"Something is missing," she says, looking him up and down.
>>40899
Isn't that Granny Smith in the bottom corner? Meta, but still.
>>40898
"That was,... quite impressive, Hold on tight,...."
<whoooof>
>>40900
Norfilly has been ahem been seen in and around the website, but has not stopped in to the thread, leading me to consume she's not done gathering sticks. It will be an ebin fasces.
And they're suddenly towards the (outside) top of Trump tower. He's still holding her effectively, with a winning grapple. "So do you wanna fight, or do you wanna ahem wrestle?" She says winking at him.
Isn't that Granny Smith in the bottom corner? Meta, but still.
>>40898
"That was,... quite impressive, Hold on tight,...."
<whoooof>
>>40900
Norfilly has been ahem been seen in and around the website, but has not stopped in to the thread, leading me to consume she's not done gathering sticks. It will be an ebin fasces.
And they're suddenly towards the (outside) top of Trump tower. He's still holding her effectively, with a winning grapple. "So do you wanna fight, or do you wanna ahem wrestle?" She says winking at him.
>>40903
Eyes light up, then dart around making obvious mental calculations. Eventually they meet his again, enthusiastically. "Kay!" <whoooof>
And there was free-fall sex, perpetuated almost indefinitely because Thez' teleportation abilities allow her to gradually increase in "top" elevation over time,... meaning that without any other spells or abilities they could essentially do portal-sex. Mmmmmm, portal sex.
Eyes light up, then dart around making obvious mental calculations. Eventually they meet his again, enthusiastically. "Kay!" <whoooof>
And there was free-fall sex, perpetuated almost indefinitely because Thez' teleportation abilities allow her to gradually increase in "top" elevation over time,... meaning that without any other spells or abilities they could essentially do portal-sex. Mmmmmm, portal sex.
Though, technically she should be making concentration checks,....
Don't worry., she's got 13 points in concentration, with +3 for the relevant attribute (Constitution). I'd waive her constitution bonus (cuz pregnant) and its still a flying colors pass.
>>40910
Fug it, you guys have been all "transparency" with me,....
Gilana de Fatima Korragar Al Thez
Age: ~333 actual (more like 1337 when factoring infernal timezones)
H 4'2" W: 284lbs (muscle) Eyes: Jasper Skin: Concrete Gray Hair: Burgandy
S: 22
D: 21
C: 22
I: 11
W: 14
Ch: 19
Hp: 431 (thats what it came out as when I re-rolled after nixing the infernal bit)
Levels:
Ftr 13
Mnk 20
Horiz Walk 6
Shadow Dancer 6
>>40911
'Night!
Fug it, you guys have been all "transparency" with me,....
Gilana de Fatima Korragar Al Thez
Age: ~333 actual (more like 1337 when factoring infernal timezones)
H 4'2" W: 284lbs (muscle) Eyes: Jasper Skin: Concrete Gray Hair: Burgandy
S: 22
D: 21
C: 22
I: 11
W: 14
Ch: 19
Hp: 431 (thats what it came out as when I re-rolled after nixing the infernal bit)
Levels:
Ftr 13
Mnk 20
Horiz Walk 6
Shadow Dancer 6
>>40911
'Night!
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>>40915
Most of them tho:
Skills:
Climb 33 + 4, +2, +2, +5, +6
Conentrate 13 + 6
Bluff 12 +4
Balance 11 + 2, +2, +5
Disguise 20 +2, +2, +10 (mask)
Escape Artist 11 +2, +5
Hide 33 +3, +5
Intimidate 5, +4
Jump 15 +10, +2, +3, +2, +6
Knowledge - Geography 8
Listen 3 +2, +4, +2
Sneak 33 +3, +5
Spot 3 +2, +2
Tumble 20 +4, +4, +5
Use Rope 2 +2, +5
Survival 5 +2, +2
Perform 21 +3, +2, +2, +4
- Acting 4, Singing 7, Dance 7, Comedy 3
Swim 0 +2, +4, +6
Feats (Ohhhh, shit)
Acrobatic
Agile
Alertness
Athletic
Blind Fight
Combat Reflexes
Die Hard
Dodge
Improved;
- Crit
- Grapple
- Initiative
- Trip
- Unarmed Combat
Endurance
Empowered/Quickened/Silenced/Extended Spell-Like-Ability (Dimension Door)
Improved Sunder
Martial Proficiencies
Run
Self Sufficient
Skill Focus;
- Hide
- Sneak
- Jump
Spring Attack
Stealthy
Two Weapon Defense
Weapon Focus, Greater (Fist)
Weapon Specialty, Greater (Fist)
Stunning Fist
Combat Expertise
Improved Feint
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Improved Evasion
Saves - Fort, Reflex, Will
30, 26, 23
Equipment:
Random Stick of Merciful Resolve +5
Rod of ahem Rulership
Kusari Fundo (Adamantine)
Iron-Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking
Folding Saw of Tron-Murder
Index Bracelet
Master's Belt
Mask of Disguise
-Amulet of Mighty Fists
-Amulet of Non-Detection
Bracers of Spleandrous Protection
Tattoo of Health
Boots of Striding and Springing
Folding Boat (blood-stained).
Most of them tho:
Skills:
Climb 33 + 4, +2, +2, +5, +6
Conentrate 13 + 6
Bluff 12 +4
Balance 11 + 2, +2, +5
Disguise 20 +2, +2, +10 (mask)
Escape Artist 11 +2, +5
Hide 33 +3, +5
Intimidate 5, +4
Jump 15 +10, +2, +3, +2, +6
Knowledge - Geography 8
Listen 3 +2, +4, +2
Sneak 33 +3, +5
Spot 3 +2, +2
Tumble 20 +4, +4, +5
Use Rope 2 +2, +5
Survival 5 +2, +2
Perform 21 +3, +2, +2, +4
- Acting 4, Singing 7, Dance 7, Comedy 3
Swim 0 +2, +4, +6
Feats (Ohhhh, shit)
Acrobatic
Agile
Alertness
Athletic
Blind Fight
Combat Reflexes
Die Hard
Dodge
Improved;
- Crit
- Grapple
- Initiative
- Trip
- Unarmed Combat
Endurance
Empowered/Quickened/Silenced/Extended Spell-Like-Ability (Dimension Door)
Improved Sunder
Martial Proficiencies
Run
Self Sufficient
Skill Focus;
- Hide
- Sneak
- Jump
Spring Attack
Stealthy
Two Weapon Defense
Weapon Focus, Greater (Fist)
Weapon Specialty, Greater (Fist)
Stunning Fist
Combat Expertise
Improved Feint
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Improved Evasion
Saves - Fort, Reflex, Will
30, 26, 23
Equipment:
Random Stick of Merciful Resolve +5
Rod of ahem Rulership
Kusari Fundo (Adamantine)
Iron-Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking
Folding Saw of Tron-Murder
Index Bracelet
Master's Belt
Mask of Disguise
-Amulet of Mighty Fists
-Amulet of Non-Detection
Bracers of Spleandrous Protection
Tattoo of Health
Boots of Striding and Springing
Folding Boat (blood-stained).
>>40917
Great, now I gotta update my character sheet for reasons of faggoty.
GM, you and Trump gave me different skill points how many do I actually have?
And what levels are in what class?
Great, now I gotta update my character sheet for reasons of faggoty.
GM, you and Trump gave me different skill points how many do I actually have?
And what levels are in what class?
>>40918
You have 120 skill points (at level 17), and you have 16 levels in wizard, and one in thaumaturgist
You have 120 skill points (at level 17), and you have 16 levels in wizard, and one in thaumaturgist
>>40891
Having failed either to seduce Infernius or protect his legs from being ravished by the demon pony, Trumpaladin wobbles away in defeat
Having failed either to seduce Infernius or protect his legs from being ravished by the demon pony, Trumpaladin wobbles away in defeat
>>40925
Its not an elf thing, its a "various areas of Hell and the Abyss have different timescales" thing. Some of them even work backward.
Its not an elf thing, its a "various areas of Hell and the Abyss have different timescales" thing. Some of them even work backward.
>>40927
>Some of them even work backward.
What happens to living creatures when they enter backwards timescales?
>Some of them even work backward.
What happens to living creatures when they enter backwards timescales?
>>40933
Well technically, Thez and Infernius are still ahem in a free-fall loop, but for all intents and purposes, yes.
Well technically, Thez and Infernius are still ahem in a free-fall loop, but for all intents and purposes, yes.
>>40917
She has so many feats, she's a centipede.
*laughs deliriously with plague-mind*
I hate being sick.. I'd rather be working...
She has so many feats, she's a centipede.
*laughs deliriously with plague-mind*
I hate being sick.. I'd rather be working...
>>40917
>Improved Uncanny Dodge
>Improved Evasion
As feats or as class features? I thought those were just Ex Abilities granted by class.
>Improved Uncanny Dodge
>Improved Evasion
As feats or as class features? I thought those were just Ex Abilities granted by class.
>>40936
Some of them are. I didn't want to make multiple lists since they're essentially the same sort o thing.
>centipede
She shares her territories with tarantulas too
Some of them are. I didn't want to make multiple lists since they're essentially the same sort o thing.
>centipede
She shares her territories with tarantulas too
>>40937
Speaking of feats, I'll have Tracy go down to the holodeck and train for Mobility again.
She'll take her birds for a walk while she's at it, just because.
Speaking of feats, I'll have Tracy go down to the holodeck and train for Mobility again.
She'll take her birds for a walk while she's at it, just because.
>>40938
Also, can I get a scope of how YUGE these animals are by now? A lot of birds would've tripled in size by this age..
Also, can I get a scope of how YUGE these animals are by now? A lot of birds would've tripled in size by this age..
>>40939
I designated this week to mobility. I mentioned it once or twice before.
Does she have the time?
I designated this week to mobility. I mentioned it once or twice before.
Does she have the time?
>>40490 →
They're Rocs. Not pigeons or whatever small animals you are used to working with. Be patient if they aren't adults in the four days in game it's been since they hatched
They're Rocs. Not pigeons or whatever small animals you are used to working with. Be patient if they aren't adults in the four days in game it's been since they hatched
>>40943
Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.
You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.
You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
>>40944
Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City
I can make a timeline
Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City
I can make a timeline
>>40945
>weapons finesse
I thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.
>>40946
>>40945
Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
>weapons finesse
I thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.
>>40946
>>40945
Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
>>40947
You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Since these animals are reared, they can be trained at the same time they're being raised, right?
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
>2 Int
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
>2 Int
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
>>40949
>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Well, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Well, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
>>40950
Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
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>>40959
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
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Infernius, would your character help Tracy craft some daggers of spell-storing? I wank to have some easy storage for spells like True Strike and Haste.
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Alright, so Tracy has Opportunist and Crippling Strike, so that means she'll be able to learn Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage fairly quickly, once she reaches lvl 4 Blackguard.
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.
I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.
I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
>>40965
Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
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>>40971
She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.
What are your feets btw?
She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.
What are your feets btw?
>>40972
>meets the prerequisites
All except that she's not epic level
I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Leadership
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Devoted to a cause
Power Attack
And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
>meets the prerequisites
All except that she's not epic level
I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Leadership
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Devoted to a cause
Power Attack
And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
>>40947
It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
>>40976
>coming from mr 4 separate home brew feats
At the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
\r
>coming from mr 4 separate home brew feats
At the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
\r
>>40980
Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
>>40981
I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
>>40982
>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells
So, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells
So, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
>>40987
>Cleave
Well, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
>Cleave
Well, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
I can't figure out what enchantments were used for the Boots of Instant Flanking. How were they made?
Tracy puts her birds back to bed and continues to train by herself in the holodeck.
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Aside from Infernius, Thez and Tracy, where are all the characters atm?
>>41004
I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile
I definitely want to go dragon hunting
I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile
I definitely want to go dragon hunting
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>>41006
Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
>>41004
>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragon
Challenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.
The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragon
Challenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.
The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
>>41024 *falls down laughing* success thats what we were trying for
>>41011
>I don't regret letting Kiynen live
Your character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ
Hello Lenos
>I don't regret letting Kiynen live
Your character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ
Hello Lenos
>>41024
It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..
>Lenos (currently present)
>Korak (salty af)
>Darkie? (plausibly)
>Cecil (tragic)
>Johnny Cash (quizzical)
That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..
>Lenos (currently present)
>Korak (salty af)
>Darkie? (plausibly)
>Cecil (tragic)
>Johnny Cash (quizzical)
That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
Tracy quits training for the day and heads down to the forge to craft moar ammunition for her crossbow.
>>41040
>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...
>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...
>>41025
No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
>>41040
... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?
*walks in covered in froth*
... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?
*walks in covered in froth*
>>41047
Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
>>41052
>This New Athiest bullshit historical theology that displays an amazing ignorance of the mythologies it alleges to compare
>>>Reddit
\r
>This New Athiest bullshit historical theology that displays an amazing ignorance of the mythologies it alleges to compare
\r
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>>41057
Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
>>41058
Maybe, but I think that
>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's Waifu
Would still stand in most cases.
Maybe, but I think that
>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's Waifu
Would still stand in most cases.
>>41062
*ears perk*
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
*ears perk*
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
>>41066
I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).
I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).
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>>41071
Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
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>>41072
>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before
"You need to be washed off"
Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
>>41072
>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before
"You need to be washed off"
Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
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>>41085
As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
>>41088
"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
Hey, I just realized with a bottle of Salve of Slipperiness, and a fairly high roll in Escape Artist, Tracy can already master Extremely Tight Space checks at this level, because ponies are smol.
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
*distills sweat*
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
*distills sweat*
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*sprays down horse*
>>41090
Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.
>>41096
[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.
>>41096
[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
>>41093
So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever he's done, let us know.
So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever he's done, let us know.
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THEZ WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FORGE
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>>41102
Reeeeeeeeeeee
"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
>>41102
Reeeeeeeeeeee
"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
Lenos bounces off several sufaces, propelled by some sort of fiery apparatus, with a flaming jet shooting out the side. He rebounds along the spiral staircase and shoots out the front door.
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>>41114
>wearing items in the bath
"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
*pushes harder*
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
>>41114
>wearing items in the bath
"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
*pushes harder*
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
Thez's eyes widen and she is able to say "Uhm," <whoooof> before vanishing to a nearby position. Infernius is not so lucky, with what appears to be a steel keg with tubes and pipes attached carries Lenos along, who's robe seems somehow caught in the device.
As the tank strikes Infernius, a few other valves and gaskets crack on various parts, issuing a number of flaming streams which
<BOOOOOOOOOOM>
<BOOOOOOOOOOM>
Thez engages freefall by disengaging airwalk, and speeds after. Soon after, , a "Thump, Thu-Thump" can be heard from the east.
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Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
As Thez speeds toward Infernius and Lenos, a streak comes in from the east, colliding with Thez, sending her spiralling off erratically. Two more streaks pass by landing dangerously close to port Barry, causing small explosions along the sides of the port cuz explosions.
*finishes washing*
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*
[5d6 = 11]
>>41149
"Relax idiot, I punch harder than that, wtf was that?!" she admonishes, still falling but flipping over so she's vertically oriented properly.
>>41148
Huh, there's a weird shaped thing in the air over there. It looks kind of like a boat, but suspended by a big blob that its attached to.
>>41149
"Relax idiot, I punch harder than that, wtf was that?!" she admonishes, still falling but flipping over so she's vertically oriented properly.
>>41148
Huh, there's a weird shaped thing in the air over there. It looks kind of like a boat, but suspended by a big blob that its attached to.
[1d20 = 17]
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>41151
"..... Flashy.. We have company.."
Spot and Search checks, to identify figures creatures and/or get a closer look at the vessel (forgot what my goddamn ranks were again... let me get out my sheets)
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>41151
"..... Flashy.. We have company.."
Spot and Search checks, to identify figures creatures and/or get a closer look at the vessel (forgot what my goddamn ranks were again... let me get out my sheets)
*casts feather fall*
>>41155
Where a boat would have a sail, this device has a large balloon and a handful of little propeller things. It appears to be angled at Trump tower and closing.
Where a boat would have a sail, this device has a large balloon and a handful of little propeller things. It appears to be angled at Trump tower and closing.
>>41154
*Doesn't resist grapple, knowing it'll at least be 5 minutes before it's her problem*
"~Teehee!" *giggles like a school-filly*
*Doesn't resist grapple, knowing it'll at least be 5 minutes before it's her problem*
"~Teehee!" *giggles like a school-filly*
>>41158
Awww.
Infernius says the one word that would have avoided waking up in the Entertron, and saved by a dark surf-board of a fly (still with pretty-shiny gemstones, jewelry, and exquisite saddle that would make Rarity blush).
Awww.
Infernius says the one word that would have avoided waking up in the Entertron, and saved by a dark surf-board of a fly (still with pretty-shiny gemstones, jewelry, and exquisite saddle that would make Rarity blush).
*looks around while slowly floating to the ground*umm thez does that look familiar to you *points at boat thingy*
>>41163
Uatchit envelops Infernius' face with her proboscis. Thez nearby is again standing on air, while Lenoa floats down, as though lsying on a giant feather.
Uatchit envelops Infernius' face with her proboscis. Thez nearby is again standing on air, while Lenoa floats down, as though lsying on a giant feather.
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>>41167
"Some big flying boat thing shooting explodey-thingies at the Port..."
*turns around*
"..~Now, where were we?"
*grapples*
>>41167
"Some big flying boat thing shooting explodey-thingies at the Port..."
*turns around*
"..~Now, where were we?"
*grapples*
>>41173
"I don't know yet, but,"
THUMP, THUM-THU-THUMP THUM-THU-TH-THUMP THUM-THU-THU-THU-THUMP THUMP
the strange vessel has turned its self, displaying a long and skeek vehicle, with a curiously shaped balloon. Several grey puffs have appeared along the surface.
"I don't know yet, but,"
THUMP, THUM-THU-THUMP THUM-THU-TH-THUMP THUM-THU-THU-THU-THUMP THUMP
the strange vessel has turned its self, displaying a long and skeek vehicle, with a curiously shaped balloon. Several grey puffs have appeared along the surface.
>>41171
"~Hmmmmmh..! Sounds like they brought the big guns this time..."
*Puff-out chest fluff and snuggles*
"~Hmmmmmh..! Sounds like they brought the big guns this time..."
*Puff-out chest fluff and snuggles*
<a onclick="highlightReply('41180', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41180">>>41180</a><br/>Hey! I'm not drinking. Just being socialable. Also, get your caps right<br/><br/><a onclick="highlightReply('41181', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41181">>>41181</a><br/>WELL THAT'S COMFORTING
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>>41190
that's cute but the conditions of us leaving that little nub in place are that you don't use it to impersonate staff, so don't give that impression to people please
that's cute but the conditions of us leaving that little nub in place are that you don't use it to impersonate staff, so don't give that impression to people please
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>>41192
i mean i see no harm in using it for rping if you want, just make sure people know ur not staff
i mean i see no harm in using it for rping if you want, just make sure people know ur not staff
<a onclick="highlightReply('41193', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41193">>>41193</a><br/>As OP, I fully authorize any non-excessive, temporary bans and modifications to the Nuts threads. Bitches are welcome to get salty. but are right in being reminded who has the hammer.
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>>41199
I would burn down a village to gain Armor of Darkness.
Freedom, Stoneskin, and Sequester are pretty goddamn sexy too.
I would burn down a village to gain Armor of Darkness.
Freedom, Stoneskin, and Sequester are pretty goddamn sexy too.
>>41203
>would burn down a village
The fact that you are intent on playing with interests so contrary to mine, is the reason why we fight perpetually
>would burn down a village
The fact that you are intent on playing with interests so contrary to mine, is the reason why we fight perpetually
>>41206
..b-b-but.. aren't there some that nobody would miss?
She'd look awesome as fuck if she could wear shadows.
..b-b-but.. aren't there some that nobody would miss?
She'd look awesome as fuck if she could wear shadows.
>>41214
Well, Vanderiem is s bastard sword, which is basically a hand-and-a-half sword. My guess is that he'd move up from being a bastard sword to being only a two-hand sword. If you look at the relative weights, a medium bastard sword is 8 pounds while a large sword is 12 pounds, which I don't think is that much different
Well, Vanderiem is s bastard sword, which is basically a hand-and-a-half sword. My guess is that he'd move up from being a bastard sword to being only a two-hand sword. If you look at the relative weights, a medium bastard sword is 8 pounds while a large sword is 12 pounds, which I don't think is that much different
>>41215
A bastard sword is in between a hand and half and a two handed sword basically a two handed that is light enough to be wielded with one hand
A bastard sword is in between a hand and half and a two handed sword basically a two handed that is light enough to be wielded with one hand
>>41214
I checked the rules, and I see what you're saying. I do believe that given his fighting style, there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword, but the damage increase of 2d6 over 1d10 probably isn't enough to justify using a wish spell to transform Vanderium from a bastard sword into a great sword
I checked the rules, and I see what you're saying. I do believe that given his fighting style, there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword, but the damage increase of 2d6 over 1d10 probably isn't enough to justify using a wish spell to transform Vanderium from a bastard sword into a great sword
>>41219
>there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword
Shields.
>isn't enough to justify using a wish spell
Normally, wish is going to be your best bet to modify a magic item of that level.
>there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword
Shields.
>isn't enough to justify using a wish spell
Normally, wish is going to be your best bet to modify a magic item of that level.
>>41220
>Shields
Shields have a lot of disadvantages. The biggest loss is the loss of the added damage from using the non-dominant hand in the attack. Using both hands, the strength modifier is multiplied by 1.5. Using only the dominant hand, it's 1. That's a difference of 10 damage across all four attacks for Trumpaladin at a +5 strength modifier. A second disadvantage is that larger shields, like tower shields, hurt attack rolls. I believe a Tower shield gives a -2 penalty to attack rolls. There's also the fact that Trumpaladin is not proficient in use of tower shields.
Also, very importantly, Trumpaladin already has a ring that projects a force field that grants a +4 shield bonus, and functions as a heavy shield without a penalty. A tower shield, at least without magic, would only provide a +5 shield bonus to AC
>Wish is best bet
That's pretty much what I thought
I guess it may be possible to modify Vanderiem from a medium bastard sword to a large Great sword. He'd receive a -2 attack role modifier for using an over sized sword, and he could on wield it two handed, but Vanderiem would go from having a damage roll with a statistical average of 5.5 to a 10.5, an increase of 5 for a loss of 2 on the attack role, which is much better than most trade offs.
>>41218
I couldn't help but notice that bastard swords have a critical range of not just natural 20s, but also 19s as well. So both 20s and 19s can be critical hits. How does this affect Vanderiem's Sharpness?
>Shields
Shields have a lot of disadvantages. The biggest loss is the loss of the added damage from using the non-dominant hand in the attack. Using both hands, the strength modifier is multiplied by 1.5. Using only the dominant hand, it's 1. That's a difference of 10 damage across all four attacks for Trumpaladin at a +5 strength modifier. A second disadvantage is that larger shields, like tower shields, hurt attack rolls. I believe a Tower shield gives a -2 penalty to attack rolls. There's also the fact that Trumpaladin is not proficient in use of tower shields.
Also, very importantly, Trumpaladin already has a ring that projects a force field that grants a +4 shield bonus, and functions as a heavy shield without a penalty. A tower shield, at least without magic, would only provide a +5 shield bonus to AC
>Wish is best bet
That's pretty much what I thought
I guess it may be possible to modify Vanderiem from a medium bastard sword to a large Great sword. He'd receive a -2 attack role modifier for using an over sized sword, and he could on wield it two handed, but Vanderiem would go from having a damage roll with a statistical average of 5.5 to a 10.5, an increase of 5 for a loss of 2 on the attack role, which is much better than most trade offs.
>>41218
I couldn't help but notice that bastard swords have a critical range of not just natural 20s, but also 19s as well. So both 20s and 19s can be critical hits. How does this affect Vanderiem's Sharpness?
>>41223
Pretty sure if it's not a tower shield, you could just latch a field to your back at any time to stop fighting with it.
>Sharpness
Books say it only works with natural 20's not crits, and thus probably wouldn't be enhanced by relevant feats either.
Pretty sure if it's not a tower shield, you could just latch a field to your back at any time to stop fighting with it.
>Sharpness
Books say it only works with natural 20's not crits, and thus probably wouldn't be enhanced by relevant feats either.
>>41226
I don't know if it's a bastard sword or a great sword, but either way the answer is 19-20 with a x2 damage modifier
I don't know if it's a bastard sword or a great sword, but either way the answer is 19-20 with a x2 damage modifier
>>41229
There was a point behind that, but I forget what it was. I was pretty drunk last night. I was put on a 4 day paid vacation because the "safety coordinator" and several individuals haven't listened to a word I've said for a month, and now I'm out on injury. Blogpost aside, I was pretty fucked up last night.
There was a point behind that, but I forget what it was. I was pretty drunk last night. I was put on a 4 day paid vacation because the "safety coordinator" and several individuals haven't listened to a word I've said for a month, and now I'm out on injury. Blogpost aside, I was pretty fucked up last night.
>>41230
>Ouch
Wish you good health, m8.
>inb4, Lenos's keg-explosion accident was based off of real life
>Ouch
Wish you good health, m8.
>inb4, Lenos's keg-explosion accident was based off of real life
>>41231
Nope, the keg was just a kooky idea.
I'll be fine, I've got an activity prescription that says "Never" 7x, "Zero" 3x, and a "1/8/18" written on it as the earliest for a re-evaluation.
This could have been easily avoided some time ago, has been and is being thoroughly and sufficiently documented. I don't mind a little discomfort if I get a free week of paid vacation out of it. Plus we haven't gotten to the part where I give them (the responsible parties) a thorough dressing-down. I'm not 'over' the people in question, but I have no problems talking to them like I am (cuz I am, as far as experience and expertise is concerned).
Nope, the keg was just a kooky idea.
I'll be fine, I've got an activity prescription that says "Never" 7x, "Zero" 3x, and a "1/8/18" written on it as the earliest for a re-evaluation.
This could have been easily avoided some time ago, has been and is being thoroughly and sufficiently documented. I don't mind a little discomfort if I get a free week of paid vacation out of it. Plus we haven't gotten to the part where I give them (the responsible parties) a thorough dressing-down. I'm not 'over' the people in question, but I have no problems talking to them like I am (cuz I am, as far as experience and expertise is concerned).
>>41232
How unfortunate. Safety isn't a joke.
Careful with those painkillers btw. That shit will mess you up if you use it incorrectly.
How unfortunate. Safety isn't a joke.
Careful with those painkillers btw. That shit will mess you up if you use it incorrectly.
>>41233
>urge to blogpost intensifies
Don't worry about the drugs, at my insistence its only tyenol and ibuprofin.
>urge to blogpost intensifies
Don't worry about the drugs, at my insistence its only tyenol and ibuprofin.
Does Darkness Stack with Deeper Darkness?
I want to know, for Tracy's kunai-counter.
I want to know, for Tracy's kunai-counter.
>>41234
Good for you then.
Pain sucks, but it's better than getting sucked into the (((pharmacy))) opioid death-machine.
>>41236
If I may get to the root of my question, is it worth casting Darkness and Deeper Darkness on the same object for moar Concealment?
I've been counting each full-day (in game) that Tracy doesn't cast a 2nd lvl Blackguard Spell for Darkness kunai, like the one's she left in the bag for Ponimaru's gift, because they seem better than smokebombs. I've been wondering if it's worth casting Deeper Darkness on those kunai, or if she should just reserve those 3rd lvl spells for item progression.
Good for you then.
Pain sucks, but it's better than getting sucked into the (((pharmacy))) opioid death-machine.
>>41236
If I may get to the root of my question, is it worth casting Darkness and Deeper Darkness on the same object for moar Concealment?
I've been counting each full-day (in game) that Tracy doesn't cast a 2nd lvl Blackguard Spell for Darkness kunai, like the one's she left in the bag for Ponimaru's gift, because they seem better than smokebombs. I've been wondering if it's worth casting Deeper Darkness on those kunai, or if she should just reserve those 3rd lvl spells for item progression.
>>41237
Deeper Darkness has a range of 60' and more effectively counters light producing spells, but otherwise the spells are identical.
The kunai idea is quite good btw, I look forward to using them.
Deeper Darkness has a range of 60' and more effectively counters light producing spells, but otherwise the spells are identical.
The kunai idea is quite good btw, I look forward to using them.
>>41238
Yeah, I gotta say. These Blackguard spells, as limited as they are, synch fairly well with Rogue/Assassin styles.
She gave him fourteen kunai, right? They should all be at second caster lvl.
Yeah, I gotta say. These Blackguard spells, as limited as they are, synch fairly well with Rogue/Assassin styles.
She gave him fourteen kunai, right? They should all be at second caster lvl.
>>41240
In either case its a fortitude save, the DC is determined by the type of disease
In either case its a fortitude save, the DC is determined by the type of disease
>>41240
Let me rephrase that. If Tracy casts Contagion on a rat, it's treated as though it caught the disease normally, and is thus contagious, right? So if she puts that rat in a blender to make an oil, that oil shouldn't count as casting a spell, right? It'd just be injecting your enemy with contaminated fluid.
Let me rephrase that. If Tracy casts Contagion on a rat, it's treated as though it caught the disease normally, and is thus contagious, right? So if she puts that rat in a blender to make an oil, that oil shouldn't count as casting a spell, right? It'd just be injecting your enemy with contaminated fluid.
>>41241
Ah, I see now.
But spell resistance wouldn't play into the matter because the illness was transferred via indirect contact, right? Moreso, is the disease considered magical or normal (relavant since some creatures are immune to normal diseases, but not magical ones)?
I'm also off today, so I'm being a little extra meta-faggoty.. just say the words and I'll just go figure this out on my own.
Ah, I see now.
But spell resistance wouldn't play into the matter because the illness was transferred via indirect contact, right? Moreso, is the disease considered magical or normal (relavant since some creatures are immune to normal diseases, but not magical ones)?
I'm also off today, so I'm being a little extra meta-faggoty.. just say the words and I'll just go figure this out on my own.
>>41241
Did you say you were letting Infernius and I get creative with how we level and treat our NPC followers?
Did you say you were letting Infernius and I get creative with how we level and treat our NPC followers?
>>41245
I really should find some land to buy-up so Tracy can acquire those horses.
I wonder what would potentially happen if Tracy tried to establish a permanent settlement (fence) in that grove in the forest.
I really should find some land to buy-up so Tracy can acquire those horses.
I wonder what would potentially happen if Tracy tried to establish a permanent settlement (fence) in that grove in the forest.
>>41244
Correct. A weapon that is contaminated by an already incubated disease gets no spell resistance, but also that the disease would be otherwise 'conventional', as far as disease immunity is concerned. Don't worry, I just got the white-flag text from my "safety coordinator" agreeing that I have a week vacation. Metafucker
>>41245
Not at all. I'm encouraging you to get creative with NPCs. ^_^
Correct. A weapon that is contaminated by an already incubated disease gets no spell resistance, but also that the disease would be otherwise 'conventional', as far as disease immunity is concerned. Don't worry, I just got the white-flag text from my "safety coordinator" agreeing that I have a week vacation. Metafucker
>>41245
Not at all. I'm encouraging you to get creative with NPCs. ^_^
>>41248
They are strength 31, 207 HP animals that have just hatched a literal 4 days ago. Calm down and be grateful at this moment that you have animals that are literally as strong as a Cauchemar
They are strength 31, 207 HP animals that have just hatched a literal 4 days ago. Calm down and be grateful at this moment that you have animals that are literally as strong as a Cauchemar
>>41248
Heavens no, they're only a couple days old. They can have a hit dice if you must though. You can even roll it, its a d8 for each.
Heavens no, they're only a couple days old. They can have a hit dice if you must though. You can even roll it, its a d8 for each.
>>41250
They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
>>41251
Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
>>41258
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>>41259
I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
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>>41259
I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
>>41257
If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
>>41257
I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
When you create an Intelligent Item, do you also dictate it's personality, ego score, or specific purpose?
>>41264
So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
>>41265
For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.
>>41266
Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.
>>41266
Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
>>41272
With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
>>41268
Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*
>>41270
Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.
>>41273
I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*
>>41270
Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.
>>41273
I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
>>41273
I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
>>41275
>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
Interesting..
I wonder what Baz has planned.
>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
Interesting..
I wonder what Baz has planned.
>>41276
Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
>>41278
So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
"I mean I know he's a squirrel, but he's seriously the best leader and military mind evar."
>>41281
The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
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>>41285
The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
>>41287
Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
>>41288
Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
>>41287
"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her"
>>41283
People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.
Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city
I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself
>>41285
"Neither will his RPG miss you"
>>41288
Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her"
>>41283
People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.
Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city
I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself
>>41285
"Neither will his RPG miss you"
>>41288
Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
I take it back, its not hard to say, cuz it was Trump, Tracy, and Taylor. Mincemeat, even without Baz.
>>41291
"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"
>>41291
"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"
"And if you're thinking to yourself "I didn't say that out loud", I know but I'm the GM. I've been thinking about haxx on the game, and this is mine. Consider it inspired by DDLC, but I can make anyone say or do whatever." his eyes dilate into black voids. "If I want."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
>>41291
I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there.. I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.
Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there.. I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.
Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
>>41295
The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.
I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense
>Bite something's head off
A Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.
I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense
>Bite something's head off
A Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
Uh Trump, as an emerging legal authority, might you consider checking the last couple posts of the Dive-grass cup thread for expert opinion?
>>41300
I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is
Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered
Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is
Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered
Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
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>>41302
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often
*Cuddles horsey*
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often
*Cuddles horsey*
>>41304
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
>>41306
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
[1d20 = 13]
>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her
Penetrate pony
>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her
Penetrate pony
>>41308
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
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>>41318
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
>>41325
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
>>41326
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners
*blocks thoughts from his mind*
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners
*blocks thoughts from his mind*
>>41330
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
>>41332
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
>>41333
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
>>41334
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
>>41335
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
>>41335
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
>>41337
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
>>41337
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.
>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think
>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.
>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think
>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
>>41340
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
>>41341
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses
>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool
>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses
>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool
>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
>>41344
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
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@41349
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>>41350
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>>41348
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
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>>41355
>>41348
Snek is underrated.
>>41356
>Be Torc
>be chased by gorgeous women who all want to nail you for some rteason
>Know your fucked (literally and figuratively) if they catch you
>Can run because NEET legs
"D-d-don't tread on me!"
>Staff (spells long used-up) turns into Gargantuan Snek
>Coils around Torc
>Enchant with stoneskin and whatnot to reduce damage
>Impenetrable fortress
>#Winning
>>41348
Snek is underrated.
>>41356
>Be Torc
>be chased by gorgeous women who all want to nail you for some rteason
>Know your fucked (literally and figuratively) if they catch you
>Can run because NEET legs
"D-d-don't tread on me!"
>Staff (spells long used-up) turns into Gargantuan Snek
>Coils around Torc
>Enchant with stoneskin and whatnot to reduce damage
>Impenetrable fortress
>#Winning
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>>41359
You should make the staff intelligent (AnCap Alignment), so he can activate on his own, and Make some Handle Animal checks to train him for the General Purpose of Guarding.
Actually, that's a DC 20 check. I guess Tracy could train him for you, since she has ranks in it.
I g2g
You should make the staff intelligent (AnCap Alignment), so he can activate on his own, and Make some Handle Animal checks to train him for the General Purpose of Guarding.
Actually, that's a DC 20 check. I guess Tracy could train him for you, since she has ranks in it.
I g2g
>>41360
>train snake
It's a familiar. It'll do it all at command. Also I doubt it's gargantuan (I can't find the wiki page where I am right now, so I can't confirm)
>train snake
It's a familiar. It'll do it all at command. Also I doubt it's gargantuan (I can't find the wiki page where I am right now, so I can't confirm)
>>41362
You don't get any Ranger spells until 5th level. Also, if you want Animal shit, better to go with Druid, then you could advance as a Wizard and a Druid via Mystic Theurge.
You don't get any Ranger spells until 5th level. Also, if you want Animal shit, better to go with Druid, then you could advance as a Wizard and a Druid via Mystic Theurge.
>>41361
>It'll do it all at command.
Training an animal for a general purpose gives it the skills and understanding to do shit.
>It'll do it all at command.
Training an animal for a general purpose gives it the skills and understanding to do shit.
>>41366
It's not a real animal though. It's an animated staff that can take the form of a giant snake, and that takes the commands of its magical master
It's not a real animal though. It's an animated staff that can take the form of a giant snake, and that takes the commands of its magical master
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>>41372
Familiar Hit Dice are considered to be equal to their master's HD, however that doesn't determine familiar hit points, which are equal to 1/2 their masters HP rounded down.
Familiar Hit Dice are considered to be equal to their master's HD, however that doesn't determine familiar hit points, which are equal to 1/2 their masters HP rounded down.
>>41374
Generally no, and specifically not in this case no. The familiar is considered to have a unique and proprietary magical connection, whereas the Paladin's mount is more of a divine partnership.
Generally no, and specifically not in this case no. The familiar is considered to have a unique and proprietary magical connection, whereas the Paladin's mount is more of a divine partnership.
>>41380
>we finally beat a strong ass boss
>Tracy Trump and Infernius begin fighting over who gets what
>post Mine Song
>take all the stuff
>someone asks why
>"do what you want cause a pirate is free,
>You are a pirate"
>we finally beat a strong ass boss
>Tracy Trump and Infernius begin fighting over who gets what
>post Mine Song
>take all the stuff
>someone asks why
>"do what you want cause a pirate is free,
>You are a pirate"
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>>41391
At least on a racial scale for length, "Huge" should be anywhere between 16 ft and 32 ft I think.
He has a lot of HD, so I'd say at least 30.
At least on a racial scale for length, "Huge" should be anywhere between 16 ft and 32 ft I think.
He has a lot of HD, so I'd say at least 30.
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>>41395
I find these hilarious.
There are a whole bunch just on Jewgle, but the idiots who make them hardly ever bother to pair the quotes with semi-relevant pics.
Posting just a couple more of the good ones.
I find these hilarious.
There are a whole bunch just on Jewgle, but the idiots who make them hardly ever bother to pair the quotes with semi-relevant pics.
Posting just a couple more of the good ones.
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Okay, just a few moar.
>>41402
Torc thinks of the party as that sibling you wouldn't hesitate to punch square in the jaw, but he wouldn't let anyone else punch them
Torc thinks of the party as that sibling you wouldn't hesitate to punch square in the jaw, but he wouldn't let anyone else punch them
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>>41402
Trumpaladin thinks of the cannibal pony as that yandere girlfriend you love too much to get rid of, but who infuriates beyond measure
Trumpaladin thinks of the cannibal pony as that yandere girlfriend you love too much to get rid of, but who infuriates beyond measure
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>>41419
Why you say it like Jeff Goldblum?
I'm actually not sure if you can do that
>Torcuil will never have the special connection between himself and his waifu that Trumpaladin has with his stalker
\r
Why you say it like Jeff Goldblum?
I'm actually not sure if you can do that
>Torcuil will never have the special connection between himself and his waifu that Trumpaladin has with his stalker
\r
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>>41431
She is:
Not in the port
Not in the mountains
Not in any other city
Not in the tower
Not in the exact spot of her grove
Now my next step would be to start inquiring about whether the forests you have seen thus far are "thick and over grown" or thinner. This could tell you if it's a nearby forest or one well far away
She is:
Not in the port
Not in the mountains
Not in any other city
Not in the tower
Not in the exact spot of her grove
Now my next step would be to start inquiring about whether the forests you have seen thus far are "thick and over grown" or thinner. This could tell you if it's a nearby forest or one well far away
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GM, can Tracy craft Bane daggers that turn blue or vibrate when their favored enemies are present?
>>41433
>hoo-man genitalia
>>41433
>hoo-man genitalia
>>41436
>like Sting in LOTR yes?
Basically. Just an item that detects certain types of creatures, instead of just dealing extra damage.
>like Sting in LOTR yes?
Basically. Just an item that detects certain types of creatures, instead of just dealing extra damage.
>>41435
>charred forest
Apparently, Tracy wasn't actually able to do very much damage, despite her efforts...
>charred forest
Apparently, Tracy wasn't actually able to do very much damage, despite her efforts...
Trips?
>>41441
Damn that's fuckable
>>41437
I don't think there is a d&d spell that specific, since most of them only do vague things like "detect chaos" or "detect undead." But if GM approves it, make one for dragons. I want to go dragon hunting.
>>41438
I would ask GM what various parts of the nearby forest look like, or investigate (if I were toruil)
>>41443
THIS
Damn that's fuckable
>>41437
I don't think there is a d&d spell that specific, since most of them only do vague things like "detect chaos" or "detect undead." But if GM approves it, make one for dragons. I want to go dragon hunting.
>>41438
I would ask GM what various parts of the nearby forest look like, or investigate (if I were toruil)
>>41443
THIS
>>41445
I was actually going to have her explore the area beyond the grove next chance I got, but now I'd feel like a bitch...
I was actually going to have her explore the area beyond the grove next chance I got, but now I'd feel like a bitch...
>>41449
"A while? I doubt she'll ever be back. Little pony, I know she embarrassed you, but she's afraid of you now, and she won't forget it."
"A while? I doubt she'll ever be back. Little pony, I know she embarrassed you, but she's afraid of you now, and she won't forget it."
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