Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Nightmarish boop
>>40835 →
>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes Trumpaladin
Thanks for the sword and the belt
>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm
>Facepalm
But how?
>Al Thez
>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes Trumpaladin
Thanks for the sword and the belt
>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm
>Facepalm
But how?
>Al Thez
>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
>>40842
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
>>40842
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Again (inb4 reeee) I'm not saying don't, though I don't often agree to why when you do.
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>>40838
>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
>>40847
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).
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>>40852
Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
>>40854
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
>>40859
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
>>40864
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
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>>40866
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
>>40872
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
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>>40872
>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
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>>40877
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.
*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.
*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
>>40889
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"
Thez wonders out-loud. "Hmmmm. I've already given I'nis the best of my equipment, and I give him my time and affection,... there must be something I can give him,...."
>>40892
Uhm,... I thought,... she already,... did.
>given
"Something is missing," she says, looking him up and down.
>>40892
Uhm,... I thought,... she already,... did.
>given
"Something is missing," she says, looking him up and down.
>>40899
Isn't that Granny Smith in the bottom corner? Meta, but still.
>>40898
"That was,... quite impressive, Hold on tight,...."
<whoooof>
>>40900
Norfilly has been ahem been seen in and around the website, but has not stopped in to the thread, leading me to consume she's not done gathering sticks. It will be an ebin fasces.
And they're suddenly towards the (outside) top of Trump tower. He's still holding her effectively, with a winning grapple. "So do you wanna fight, or do you wanna ahem wrestle?" She says winking at him.
Isn't that Granny Smith in the bottom corner? Meta, but still.
>>40898
"That was,... quite impressive, Hold on tight,...."
<whoooof>
>>40900
Norfilly has been ahem been seen in and around the website, but has not stopped in to the thread, leading me to consume she's not done gathering sticks. It will be an ebin fasces.
And they're suddenly towards the (outside) top of Trump tower. He's still holding her effectively, with a winning grapple. "So do you wanna fight, or do you wanna ahem wrestle?" She says winking at him.
>>40903
Eyes light up, then dart around making obvious mental calculations. Eventually they meet his again, enthusiastically. "Kay!" <whoooof>
And there was free-fall sex, perpetuated almost indefinitely because Thez' teleportation abilities allow her to gradually increase in "top" elevation over time,... meaning that without any other spells or abilities they could essentially do portal-sex. Mmmmmm, portal sex.
Eyes light up, then dart around making obvious mental calculations. Eventually they meet his again, enthusiastically. "Kay!" <whoooof>
And there was free-fall sex, perpetuated almost indefinitely because Thez' teleportation abilities allow her to gradually increase in "top" elevation over time,... meaning that without any other spells or abilities they could essentially do portal-sex. Mmmmmm, portal sex.
Though, technically she should be making concentration checks,....
Don't worry., she's got 13 points in concentration, with +3 for the relevant attribute (Constitution). I'd waive her constitution bonus (cuz pregnant) and its still a flying colors pass.
>>40910
Fug it, you guys have been all "transparency" with me,....
Gilana de Fatima Korragar Al Thez
Age: ~333 actual (more like 1337 when factoring infernal timezones)
H 4'2" W: 284lbs (muscle) Eyes: Jasper Skin: Concrete Gray Hair: Burgandy
S: 22
D: 21
C: 22
I: 11
W: 14
Ch: 19
Hp: 431 (thats what it came out as when I re-rolled after nixing the infernal bit)
Levels:
Ftr 13
Mnk 20
Horiz Walk 6
Shadow Dancer 6
>>40911
'Night!
Fug it, you guys have been all "transparency" with me,....
Gilana de Fatima Korragar Al Thez
Age: ~333 actual (more like 1337 when factoring infernal timezones)
H 4'2" W: 284lbs (muscle) Eyes: Jasper Skin: Concrete Gray Hair: Burgandy
S: 22
D: 21
C: 22
I: 11
W: 14
Ch: 19
Hp: 431 (thats what it came out as when I re-rolled after nixing the infernal bit)
Levels:
Ftr 13
Mnk 20
Horiz Walk 6
Shadow Dancer 6
>>40911
'Night!
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>>40915
Most of them tho:
Skills:
Climb 33 + 4, +2, +2, +5, +6
Conentrate 13 + 6
Bluff 12 +4
Balance 11 + 2, +2, +5
Disguise 20 +2, +2, +10 (mask)
Escape Artist 11 +2, +5
Hide 33 +3, +5
Intimidate 5, +4
Jump 15 +10, +2, +3, +2, +6
Knowledge - Geography 8
Listen 3 +2, +4, +2
Sneak 33 +3, +5
Spot 3 +2, +2
Tumble 20 +4, +4, +5
Use Rope 2 +2, +5
Survival 5 +2, +2
Perform 21 +3, +2, +2, +4
- Acting 4, Singing 7, Dance 7, Comedy 3
Swim 0 +2, +4, +6
Feats (Ohhhh, shit)
Acrobatic
Agile
Alertness
Athletic
Blind Fight
Combat Reflexes
Die Hard
Dodge
Improved;
- Crit
- Grapple
- Initiative
- Trip
- Unarmed Combat
Endurance
Empowered/Quickened/Silenced/Extended Spell-Like-Ability (Dimension Door)
Improved Sunder
Martial Proficiencies
Run
Self Sufficient
Skill Focus;
- Hide
- Sneak
- Jump
Spring Attack
Stealthy
Two Weapon Defense
Weapon Focus, Greater (Fist)
Weapon Specialty, Greater (Fist)
Stunning Fist
Combat Expertise
Improved Feint
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Improved Evasion
Saves - Fort, Reflex, Will
30, 26, 23
Equipment:
Random Stick of Merciful Resolve +5
Rod of ahem Rulership
Kusari Fundo (Adamantine)
Iron-Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking
Folding Saw of Tron-Murder
Index Bracelet
Master's Belt
Mask of Disguise
-Amulet of Mighty Fists
-Amulet of Non-Detection
Bracers of Spleandrous Protection
Tattoo of Health
Boots of Striding and Springing
Folding Boat (blood-stained).
Most of them tho:
Skills:
Climb 33 + 4, +2, +2, +5, +6
Conentrate 13 + 6
Bluff 12 +4
Balance 11 + 2, +2, +5
Disguise 20 +2, +2, +10 (mask)
Escape Artist 11 +2, +5
Hide 33 +3, +5
Intimidate 5, +4
Jump 15 +10, +2, +3, +2, +6
Knowledge - Geography 8
Listen 3 +2, +4, +2
Sneak 33 +3, +5
Spot 3 +2, +2
Tumble 20 +4, +4, +5
Use Rope 2 +2, +5
Survival 5 +2, +2
Perform 21 +3, +2, +2, +4
- Acting 4, Singing 7, Dance 7, Comedy 3
Swim 0 +2, +4, +6
Feats (Ohhhh, shit)
Acrobatic
Agile
Alertness
Athletic
Blind Fight
Combat Reflexes
Die Hard
Dodge
Improved;
- Crit
- Grapple
- Initiative
- Trip
- Unarmed Combat
Endurance
Empowered/Quickened/Silenced/Extended Spell-Like-Ability (Dimension Door)
Improved Sunder
Martial Proficiencies
Run
Self Sufficient
Skill Focus;
- Hide
- Sneak
- Jump
Spring Attack
Stealthy
Two Weapon Defense
Weapon Focus, Greater (Fist)
Weapon Specialty, Greater (Fist)
Stunning Fist
Combat Expertise
Improved Feint
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Improved Evasion
Saves - Fort, Reflex, Will
30, 26, 23
Equipment:
Random Stick of Merciful Resolve +5
Rod of ahem Rulership
Kusari Fundo (Adamantine)
Iron-Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking
Folding Saw of Tron-Murder
Index Bracelet
Master's Belt
Mask of Disguise
-Amulet of Mighty Fists
-Amulet of Non-Detection
Bracers of Spleandrous Protection
Tattoo of Health
Boots of Striding and Springing
Folding Boat (blood-stained).
>>40917
Great, now I gotta update my character sheet for reasons of faggoty.
GM, you and Trump gave me different skill points how many do I actually have?
And what levels are in what class?
Great, now I gotta update my character sheet for reasons of faggoty.
GM, you and Trump gave me different skill points how many do I actually have?
And what levels are in what class?
>>40918
You have 120 skill points (at level 17), and you have 16 levels in wizard, and one in thaumaturgist
You have 120 skill points (at level 17), and you have 16 levels in wizard, and one in thaumaturgist
>>40891
Having failed either to seduce Infernius or protect his legs from being ravished by the demon pony, Trumpaladin wobbles away in defeat
Having failed either to seduce Infernius or protect his legs from being ravished by the demon pony, Trumpaladin wobbles away in defeat
>>40925
Its not an elf thing, its a "various areas of Hell and the Abyss have different timescales" thing. Some of them even work backward.
Its not an elf thing, its a "various areas of Hell and the Abyss have different timescales" thing. Some of them even work backward.
>>40927
>Some of them even work backward.
What happens to living creatures when they enter backwards timescales?
>Some of them even work backward.
What happens to living creatures when they enter backwards timescales?
>>40933
Well technically, Thez and Infernius are still ahem in a free-fall loop, but for all intents and purposes, yes.
Well technically, Thez and Infernius are still ahem in a free-fall loop, but for all intents and purposes, yes.
>>40917
She has so many feats, she's a centipede.
*laughs deliriously with plague-mind*
I hate being sick.. I'd rather be working...
She has so many feats, she's a centipede.
*laughs deliriously with plague-mind*
I hate being sick.. I'd rather be working...
>>40917
>Improved Uncanny Dodge
>Improved Evasion
As feats or as class features? I thought those were just Ex Abilities granted by class.
>Improved Uncanny Dodge
>Improved Evasion
As feats or as class features? I thought those were just Ex Abilities granted by class.
>>40936
Some of them are. I didn't want to make multiple lists since they're essentially the same sort o thing.
>centipede
She shares her territories with tarantulas too
Some of them are. I didn't want to make multiple lists since they're essentially the same sort o thing.
>centipede
She shares her territories with tarantulas too
>>40937
Speaking of feats, I'll have Tracy go down to the holodeck and train for Mobility again.
She'll take her birds for a walk while she's at it, just because.
Speaking of feats, I'll have Tracy go down to the holodeck and train for Mobility again.
She'll take her birds for a walk while she's at it, just because.
>>40938
Also, can I get a scope of how YUGE these animals are by now? A lot of birds would've tripled in size by this age..
Also, can I get a scope of how YUGE these animals are by now? A lot of birds would've tripled in size by this age..
>>40939
I designated this week to mobility. I mentioned it once or twice before.
Does she have the time?
I designated this week to mobility. I mentioned it once or twice before.
Does she have the time?
>>40490 →
They're Rocs. Not pigeons or whatever small animals you are used to working with. Be patient if they aren't adults in the four days in game it's been since they hatched
They're Rocs. Not pigeons or whatever small animals you are used to working with. Be patient if they aren't adults in the four days in game it's been since they hatched
>>40943
Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.
You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.
You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
>>40944
Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City
I can make a timeline
Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City
I can make a timeline
>>40945
>weapons finesse
I thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.
>>40946
>>40945
Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
>weapons finesse
I thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.
>>40946
>>40945
Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
>>40947
You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Since these animals are reared, they can be trained at the same time they're being raised, right?
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
>2 Int
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
>2 Int
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
>>40949
>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Well, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Well, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
>>40950
Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
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>>40959
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
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Infernius, would your character help Tracy craft some daggers of spell-storing? I wank to have some easy storage for spells like True Strike and Haste.
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Alright, so Tracy has Opportunist and Crippling Strike, so that means she'll be able to learn Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage fairly quickly, once she reaches lvl 4 Blackguard.
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.
I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.
I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
>>40965
Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
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>>40971
She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.
What are your feets btw?
She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.
What are your feets btw?
>>40972
>meets the prerequisites
All except that she's not epic level
I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Leadership
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Devoted to a cause
Power Attack
And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
>meets the prerequisites
All except that she's not epic level
I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Leadership
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Devoted to a cause
Power Attack
And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
>>40947
It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
>>40976
>coming from mr 4 separate home brew feats
At the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
\r
>coming from mr 4 separate home brew feats
At the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
\r
>>40980
Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
>>40981
I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
>>40982
>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells
So, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells
So, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
>>40987
>Cleave
Well, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
>Cleave
Well, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
I can't figure out what enchantments were used for the Boots of Instant Flanking. How were they made?
Tracy puts her birds back to bed and continues to train by herself in the holodeck.
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Aside from Infernius, Thez and Tracy, where are all the characters atm?
>>41004
I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile
I definitely want to go dragon hunting
I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile
I definitely want to go dragon hunting
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>>41006
Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
>>41004
>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragon
Challenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.
The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragon
Challenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.
The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
>>41024 *falls down laughing* success thats what we were trying for
>>41011
>I don't regret letting Kiynen live
Your character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ
Hello Lenos
>I don't regret letting Kiynen live
Your character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ
Hello Lenos
>>41024
It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..
>Lenos (currently present)
>Korak (salty af)
>Darkie? (plausibly)
>Cecil (tragic)
>Johnny Cash (quizzical)
That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..
>Lenos (currently present)
>Korak (salty af)
>Darkie? (plausibly)
>Cecil (tragic)
>Johnny Cash (quizzical)
That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
Tracy quits training for the day and heads down to the forge to craft moar ammunition for her crossbow.
>>41040
>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...
>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...
>>41025
No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
>>41040
... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?
*walks in covered in froth*
... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?
*walks in covered in froth*
>>41047
Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
>>41052
>This New Athiest bullshit historical theology that displays an amazing ignorance of the mythologies it alleges to compare
>>>Reddit
\r
>This New Athiest bullshit historical theology that displays an amazing ignorance of the mythologies it alleges to compare
\r
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>>41057
Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
>>41058
Maybe, but I think that
>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's Waifu
Would still stand in most cases.
Maybe, but I think that
>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's Waifu
Would still stand in most cases.
>>41062
*ears perk*
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
*ears perk*
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
>>41066
I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).
I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).
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>>41071
Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
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>>41072
>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before
"You need to be washed off"
Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
>>41072
>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before
"You need to be washed off"
Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
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>>41085
As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
>>41088
"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
Hey, I just realized with a bottle of Salve of Slipperiness, and a fairly high roll in Escape Artist, Tracy can already master Extremely Tight Space checks at this level, because ponies are smol.
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
*distills sweat*
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
*distills sweat*
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*sprays down horse*
>>41090
Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.
>>41096
[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.
>>41096
[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
>>41093
So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever he's done, let us know.
So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever he's done, let us know.
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THEZ WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FORGE
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>>41102
Reeeeeeeeeeee
"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
>>41102
Reeeeeeeeeeee
"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
Lenos bounces off several sufaces, propelled by some sort of fiery apparatus, with a flaming jet shooting out the side. He rebounds along the spiral staircase and shoots out the front door.
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>>41114
>wearing items in the bath
"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
*pushes harder*
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
>>41114
>wearing items in the bath
"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
*pushes harder*
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
Thez's eyes widen and she is able to say "Uhm," <whoooof> before vanishing to a nearby position. Infernius is not so lucky, with what appears to be a steel keg with tubes and pipes attached carries Lenos along, who's robe seems somehow caught in the device.
As the tank strikes Infernius, a few other valves and gaskets crack on various parts, issuing a number of flaming streams which
<BOOOOOOOOOOM>
<BOOOOOOOOOOM>
Thez engages freefall by disengaging airwalk, and speeds after. Soon after, , a "Thump, Thu-Thump" can be heard from the east.
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Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
As Thez speeds toward Infernius and Lenos, a streak comes in from the east, colliding with Thez, sending her spiralling off erratically. Two more streaks pass by landing dangerously close to port Barry, causing small explosions along the sides of the port cuz explosions.
*finishes washing*
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*
[5d6 = 11]
>>41149
"Relax idiot, I punch harder than that, wtf was that?!" she admonishes, still falling but flipping over so she's vertically oriented properly.
>>41148
Huh, there's a weird shaped thing in the air over there. It looks kind of like a boat, but suspended by a big blob that its attached to.
>>41149
"Relax idiot, I punch harder than that, wtf was that?!" she admonishes, still falling but flipping over so she's vertically oriented properly.
>>41148
Huh, there's a weird shaped thing in the air over there. It looks kind of like a boat, but suspended by a big blob that its attached to.
[1d20 = 17]
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>41151
"..... Flashy.. We have company.."
Spot and Search checks, to identify figures creatures and/or get a closer look at the vessel (forgot what my goddamn ranks were again... let me get out my sheets)
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>41151
"..... Flashy.. We have company.."
Spot and Search checks, to identify figures creatures and/or get a closer look at the vessel (forgot what my goddamn ranks were again... let me get out my sheets)
*casts feather fall*
>>41155
Where a boat would have a sail, this device has a large balloon and a handful of little propeller things. It appears to be angled at Trump tower and closing.
Where a boat would have a sail, this device has a large balloon and a handful of little propeller things. It appears to be angled at Trump tower and closing.
>>41154
*Doesn't resist grapple, knowing it'll at least be 5 minutes before it's her problem*
"~Teehee!" *giggles like a school-filly*
*Doesn't resist grapple, knowing it'll at least be 5 minutes before it's her problem*
"~Teehee!" *giggles like a school-filly*
>>41158
Awww.
Infernius says the one word that would have avoided waking up in the Entertron, and saved by a dark surf-board of a fly (still with pretty-shiny gemstones, jewelry, and exquisite saddle that would make Rarity blush).
Awww.
Infernius says the one word that would have avoided waking up in the Entertron, and saved by a dark surf-board of a fly (still with pretty-shiny gemstones, jewelry, and exquisite saddle that would make Rarity blush).
*looks around while slowly floating to the ground*umm thez does that look familiar to you *points at boat thingy*
>>41163
Uatchit envelops Infernius' face with her proboscis. Thez nearby is again standing on air, while Lenoa floats down, as though lsying on a giant feather.
Uatchit envelops Infernius' face with her proboscis. Thez nearby is again standing on air, while Lenoa floats down, as though lsying on a giant feather.
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>>41167
"Some big flying boat thing shooting explodey-thingies at the Port..."
*turns around*
"..~Now, where were we?"
*grapples*
>>41167
"Some big flying boat thing shooting explodey-thingies at the Port..."
*turns around*
"..~Now, where were we?"
*grapples*
>>41173
"I don't know yet, but,"
THUMP, THUM-THU-THUMP THUM-THU-TH-THUMP THUM-THU-THU-THU-THUMP THUMP
the strange vessel has turned its self, displaying a long and skeek vehicle, with a curiously shaped balloon. Several grey puffs have appeared along the surface.
"I don't know yet, but,"
THUMP, THUM-THU-THUMP THUM-THU-TH-THUMP THUM-THU-THU-THU-THUMP THUMP
the strange vessel has turned its self, displaying a long and skeek vehicle, with a curiously shaped balloon. Several grey puffs have appeared along the surface.
>>41171
"~Hmmmmmh..! Sounds like they brought the big guns this time..."
*Puff-out chest fluff and snuggles*
"~Hmmmmmh..! Sounds like they brought the big guns this time..."
*Puff-out chest fluff and snuggles*
<a onclick="highlightReply('41180', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41180">>>41180</a><br/>Hey! I'm not drinking. Just being socialable. Also, get your caps right<br/><br/><a onclick="highlightReply('41181', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41181">>>41181</a><br/>WELL THAT'S COMFORTING
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>>41190
that's cute but the conditions of us leaving that little nub in place are that you don't use it to impersonate staff, so don't give that impression to people please
that's cute but the conditions of us leaving that little nub in place are that you don't use it to impersonate staff, so don't give that impression to people please
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>>41192
i mean i see no harm in using it for rping if you want, just make sure people know ur not staff
i mean i see no harm in using it for rping if you want, just make sure people know ur not staff
<a onclick="highlightReply('41193', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41193">>>41193</a><br/>As OP, I fully authorize any non-excessive, temporary bans and modifications to the Nuts threads. Bitches are welcome to get salty. but are right in being reminded who has the hammer.
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>>41199
I would burn down a village to gain Armor of Darkness.
Freedom, Stoneskin, and Sequester are pretty goddamn sexy too.
I would burn down a village to gain Armor of Darkness.
Freedom, Stoneskin, and Sequester are pretty goddamn sexy too.
>>41203
>would burn down a village
The fact that you are intent on playing with interests so contrary to mine, is the reason why we fight perpetually
>would burn down a village
The fact that you are intent on playing with interests so contrary to mine, is the reason why we fight perpetually
>>41206
..b-b-but.. aren't there some that nobody would miss?
She'd look awesome as fuck if she could wear shadows.
..b-b-but.. aren't there some that nobody would miss?
She'd look awesome as fuck if she could wear shadows.
>>41214
Well, Vanderiem is s bastard sword, which is basically a hand-and-a-half sword. My guess is that he'd move up from being a bastard sword to being only a two-hand sword. If you look at the relative weights, a medium bastard sword is 8 pounds while a large sword is 12 pounds, which I don't think is that much different
Well, Vanderiem is s bastard sword, which is basically a hand-and-a-half sword. My guess is that he'd move up from being a bastard sword to being only a two-hand sword. If you look at the relative weights, a medium bastard sword is 8 pounds while a large sword is 12 pounds, which I don't think is that much different
>>41215
A bastard sword is in between a hand and half and a two handed sword basically a two handed that is light enough to be wielded with one hand
A bastard sword is in between a hand and half and a two handed sword basically a two handed that is light enough to be wielded with one hand
>>41214
I checked the rules, and I see what you're saying. I do believe that given his fighting style, there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword, but the damage increase of 2d6 over 1d10 probably isn't enough to justify using a wish spell to transform Vanderium from a bastard sword into a great sword
I checked the rules, and I see what you're saying. I do believe that given his fighting style, there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword, but the damage increase of 2d6 over 1d10 probably isn't enough to justify using a wish spell to transform Vanderium from a bastard sword into a great sword
>>41219
>there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword
Shields.
>isn't enough to justify using a wish spell
Normally, wish is going to be your best bet to modify a magic item of that level.
>there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword
Shields.
>isn't enough to justify using a wish spell
Normally, wish is going to be your best bet to modify a magic item of that level.
>>41220
>Shields
Shields have a lot of disadvantages. The biggest loss is the loss of the added damage from using the non-dominant hand in the attack. Using both hands, the strength modifier is multiplied by 1.5. Using only the dominant hand, it's 1. That's a difference of 10 damage across all four attacks for Trumpaladin at a +5 strength modifier. A second disadvantage is that larger shields, like tower shields, hurt attack rolls. I believe a Tower shield gives a -2 penalty to attack rolls. There's also the fact that Trumpaladin is not proficient in use of tower shields.
Also, very importantly, Trumpaladin already has a ring that projects a force field that grants a +4 shield bonus, and functions as a heavy shield without a penalty. A tower shield, at least without magic, would only provide a +5 shield bonus to AC
>Wish is best bet
That's pretty much what I thought
I guess it may be possible to modify Vanderiem from a medium bastard sword to a large Great sword. He'd receive a -2 attack role modifier for using an over sized sword, and he could on wield it two handed, but Vanderiem would go from having a damage roll with a statistical average of 5.5 to a 10.5, an increase of 5 for a loss of 2 on the attack role, which is much better than most trade offs.
>>41218
I couldn't help but notice that bastard swords have a critical range of not just natural 20s, but also 19s as well. So both 20s and 19s can be critical hits. How does this affect Vanderiem's Sharpness?
>Shields
Shields have a lot of disadvantages. The biggest loss is the loss of the added damage from using the non-dominant hand in the attack. Using both hands, the strength modifier is multiplied by 1.5. Using only the dominant hand, it's 1. That's a difference of 10 damage across all four attacks for Trumpaladin at a +5 strength modifier. A second disadvantage is that larger shields, like tower shields, hurt attack rolls. I believe a Tower shield gives a -2 penalty to attack rolls. There's also the fact that Trumpaladin is not proficient in use of tower shields.
Also, very importantly, Trumpaladin already has a ring that projects a force field that grants a +4 shield bonus, and functions as a heavy shield without a penalty. A tower shield, at least without magic, would only provide a +5 shield bonus to AC
>Wish is best bet
That's pretty much what I thought
I guess it may be possible to modify Vanderiem from a medium bastard sword to a large Great sword. He'd receive a -2 attack role modifier for using an over sized sword, and he could on wield it two handed, but Vanderiem would go from having a damage roll with a statistical average of 5.5 to a 10.5, an increase of 5 for a loss of 2 on the attack role, which is much better than most trade offs.
>>41218
I couldn't help but notice that bastard swords have a critical range of not just natural 20s, but also 19s as well. So both 20s and 19s can be critical hits. How does this affect Vanderiem's Sharpness?
>>41223
Pretty sure if it's not a tower shield, you could just latch a field to your back at any time to stop fighting with it.
>Sharpness
Books say it only works with natural 20's not crits, and thus probably wouldn't be enhanced by relevant feats either.
Pretty sure if it's not a tower shield, you could just latch a field to your back at any time to stop fighting with it.
>Sharpness
Books say it only works with natural 20's not crits, and thus probably wouldn't be enhanced by relevant feats either.
>>41226
I don't know if it's a bastard sword or a great sword, but either way the answer is 19-20 with a x2 damage modifier
I don't know if it's a bastard sword or a great sword, but either way the answer is 19-20 with a x2 damage modifier
>>41229
There was a point behind that, but I forget what it was. I was pretty drunk last night. I was put on a 4 day paid vacation because the "safety coordinator" and several individuals haven't listened to a word I've said for a month, and now I'm out on injury. Blogpost aside, I was pretty fucked up last night.
There was a point behind that, but I forget what it was. I was pretty drunk last night. I was put on a 4 day paid vacation because the "safety coordinator" and several individuals haven't listened to a word I've said for a month, and now I'm out on injury. Blogpost aside, I was pretty fucked up last night.
>>41230
>Ouch
Wish you good health, m8.
>inb4, Lenos's keg-explosion accident was based off of real life
>Ouch
Wish you good health, m8.
>inb4, Lenos's keg-explosion accident was based off of real life
>>41231
Nope, the keg was just a kooky idea.
I'll be fine, I've got an activity prescription that says "Never" 7x, "Zero" 3x, and a "1/8/18" written on it as the earliest for a re-evaluation.
This could have been easily avoided some time ago, has been and is being thoroughly and sufficiently documented. I don't mind a little discomfort if I get a free week of paid vacation out of it. Plus we haven't gotten to the part where I give them (the responsible parties) a thorough dressing-down. I'm not 'over' the people in question, but I have no problems talking to them like I am (cuz I am, as far as experience and expertise is concerned).
Nope, the keg was just a kooky idea.
I'll be fine, I've got an activity prescription that says "Never" 7x, "Zero" 3x, and a "1/8/18" written on it as the earliest for a re-evaluation.
This could have been easily avoided some time ago, has been and is being thoroughly and sufficiently documented. I don't mind a little discomfort if I get a free week of paid vacation out of it. Plus we haven't gotten to the part where I give them (the responsible parties) a thorough dressing-down. I'm not 'over' the people in question, but I have no problems talking to them like I am (cuz I am, as far as experience and expertise is concerned).
>>41232
How unfortunate. Safety isn't a joke.
Careful with those painkillers btw. That shit will mess you up if you use it incorrectly.
How unfortunate. Safety isn't a joke.
Careful with those painkillers btw. That shit will mess you up if you use it incorrectly.
>>41233
>urge to blogpost intensifies
Don't worry about the drugs, at my insistence its only tyenol and ibuprofin.
>urge to blogpost intensifies
Don't worry about the drugs, at my insistence its only tyenol and ibuprofin.
Does Darkness Stack with Deeper Darkness?
I want to know, for Tracy's kunai-counter.
I want to know, for Tracy's kunai-counter.
>>41234
Good for you then.
Pain sucks, but it's better than getting sucked into the (((pharmacy))) opioid death-machine.
>>41236
If I may get to the root of my question, is it worth casting Darkness and Deeper Darkness on the same object for moar Concealment?
I've been counting each full-day (in game) that Tracy doesn't cast a 2nd lvl Blackguard Spell for Darkness kunai, like the one's she left in the bag for Ponimaru's gift, because they seem better than smokebombs. I've been wondering if it's worth casting Deeper Darkness on those kunai, or if she should just reserve those 3rd lvl spells for item progression.
Good for you then.
Pain sucks, but it's better than getting sucked into the (((pharmacy))) opioid death-machine.
>>41236
If I may get to the root of my question, is it worth casting Darkness and Deeper Darkness on the same object for moar Concealment?
I've been counting each full-day (in game) that Tracy doesn't cast a 2nd lvl Blackguard Spell for Darkness kunai, like the one's she left in the bag for Ponimaru's gift, because they seem better than smokebombs. I've been wondering if it's worth casting Deeper Darkness on those kunai, or if she should just reserve those 3rd lvl spells for item progression.
>>41237
Deeper Darkness has a range of 60' and more effectively counters light producing spells, but otherwise the spells are identical.
The kunai idea is quite good btw, I look forward to using them.
Deeper Darkness has a range of 60' and more effectively counters light producing spells, but otherwise the spells are identical.
The kunai idea is quite good btw, I look forward to using them.
>>41238
Yeah, I gotta say. These Blackguard spells, as limited as they are, synch fairly well with Rogue/Assassin styles.
She gave him fourteen kunai, right? They should all be at second caster lvl.
Yeah, I gotta say. These Blackguard spells, as limited as they are, synch fairly well with Rogue/Assassin styles.
She gave him fourteen kunai, right? They should all be at second caster lvl.
>>41240
In either case its a fortitude save, the DC is determined by the type of disease
In either case its a fortitude save, the DC is determined by the type of disease
>>41240
Let me rephrase that. If Tracy casts Contagion on a rat, it's treated as though it caught the disease normally, and is thus contagious, right? So if she puts that rat in a blender to make an oil, that oil shouldn't count as casting a spell, right? It'd just be injecting your enemy with contaminated fluid.
Let me rephrase that. If Tracy casts Contagion on a rat, it's treated as though it caught the disease normally, and is thus contagious, right? So if she puts that rat in a blender to make an oil, that oil shouldn't count as casting a spell, right? It'd just be injecting your enemy with contaminated fluid.
>>41241
Ah, I see now.
But spell resistance wouldn't play into the matter because the illness was transferred via indirect contact, right? Moreso, is the disease considered magical or normal (relavant since some creatures are immune to normal diseases, but not magical ones)?
I'm also off today, so I'm being a little extra meta-faggoty.. just say the words and I'll just go figure this out on my own.
Ah, I see now.
But spell resistance wouldn't play into the matter because the illness was transferred via indirect contact, right? Moreso, is the disease considered magical or normal (relavant since some creatures are immune to normal diseases, but not magical ones)?
I'm also off today, so I'm being a little extra meta-faggoty.. just say the words and I'll just go figure this out on my own.
>>41241
Did you say you were letting Infernius and I get creative with how we level and treat our NPC followers?
Did you say you were letting Infernius and I get creative with how we level and treat our NPC followers?
>>41245
I really should find some land to buy-up so Tracy can acquire those horses.
I wonder what would potentially happen if Tracy tried to establish a permanent settlement (fence) in that grove in the forest.
I really should find some land to buy-up so Tracy can acquire those horses.
I wonder what would potentially happen if Tracy tried to establish a permanent settlement (fence) in that grove in the forest.
>>41244
Correct. A weapon that is contaminated by an already incubated disease gets no spell resistance, but also that the disease would be otherwise 'conventional', as far as disease immunity is concerned. Don't worry, I just got the white-flag text from my "safety coordinator" agreeing that I have a week vacation. Metafucker
>>41245
Not at all. I'm encouraging you to get creative with NPCs. ^_^
Correct. A weapon that is contaminated by an already incubated disease gets no spell resistance, but also that the disease would be otherwise 'conventional', as far as disease immunity is concerned. Don't worry, I just got the white-flag text from my "safety coordinator" agreeing that I have a week vacation. Metafucker
>>41245
Not at all. I'm encouraging you to get creative with NPCs. ^_^
>>41248
They are strength 31, 207 HP animals that have just hatched a literal 4 days ago. Calm down and be grateful at this moment that you have animals that are literally as strong as a Cauchemar
They are strength 31, 207 HP animals that have just hatched a literal 4 days ago. Calm down and be grateful at this moment that you have animals that are literally as strong as a Cauchemar
>>41248
Heavens no, they're only a couple days old. They can have a hit dice if you must though. You can even roll it, its a d8 for each.
Heavens no, they're only a couple days old. They can have a hit dice if you must though. You can even roll it, its a d8 for each.
>>41250
They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
>>41251
Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
>>41258
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>>41259
I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
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>>41259
I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
>>41257
If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
>>41257
I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
When you create an Intelligent Item, do you also dictate it's personality, ego score, or specific purpose?
>>41264
So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
>>41265
For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.
>>41266
Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.
>>41266
Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
>>41272
With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
>>41268
Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*
>>41270
Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.
>>41273
I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*
>>41270
Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.
>>41273
I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
>>41273
I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
>>41275
>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
Interesting..
I wonder what Baz has planned.
>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
Interesting..
I wonder what Baz has planned.
>>41276
Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
>>41278
So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
"I mean I know he's a squirrel, but he's seriously the best leader and military mind evar."
>>41281
The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
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>>41285
The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
>>41287
Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
>>41288
Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
>>41287
"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her"
>>41283
People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.
Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city
I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself
>>41285
"Neither will his RPG miss you"
>>41288
Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her"
>>41283
People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.
Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city
I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself
>>41285
"Neither will his RPG miss you"
>>41288
Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
I take it back, its not hard to say, cuz it was Trump, Tracy, and Taylor. Mincemeat, even without Baz.
>>41291
"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"
>>41291
"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"
"And if you're thinking to yourself "I didn't say that out loud", I know but I'm the GM. I've been thinking about haxx on the game, and this is mine. Consider it inspired by DDLC, but I can make anyone say or do whatever." his eyes dilate into black voids. "If I want."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
>>41291
I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there.. I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.
Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there.. I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.
Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
>>41295
The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.
I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense
>Bite something's head off
A Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.
I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense
>Bite something's head off
A Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
Uh Trump, as an emerging legal authority, might you consider checking the last couple posts of the Dive-grass cup thread for expert opinion?
>>41300
I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is
Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered
Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is
Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered
Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
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>>41302
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often
*Cuddles horsey*
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often
*Cuddles horsey*
>>41304
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
>>41306
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
[1d20 = 13]
>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her
Penetrate pony
>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her
Penetrate pony
>>41308
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
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>>41318
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
>>41325
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
>>41326
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners
*blocks thoughts from his mind*
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners
*blocks thoughts from his mind*
>>41330
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
>>41332
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
>>41333
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
>>41334
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
>>41335
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
>>41335
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
>>41337
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
>>41337
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.
>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think
>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.
>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think
>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
>>41340
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
>>41341
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses
>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool
>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses
>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool
>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
>>41344
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
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@41349
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>>41350
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>>41348
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
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>>41355
>>41348
Snek is underrated.
>>41356
>Be Torc
>be chased by gorgeous women who all want to nail you for some rteason
>Know your fucked (literally and figuratively) if they catch you
>Can run because NEET legs
"D-d-don't tread on me!"
>Staff (spells long used-up) turns into Gargantuan Snek
>Coils around Torc
>Enchant with stoneskin and whatnot to reduce damage
>Impenetrable fortress
>#Winning
>>41348
Snek is underrated.
>>41356
>Be Torc
>be chased by gorgeous women who all want to nail you for some rteason
>Know your fucked (literally and figuratively) if they catch you
>Can run because NEET legs
"D-d-don't tread on me!"
>Staff (spells long used-up) turns into Gargantuan Snek
>Coils around Torc
>Enchant with stoneskin and whatnot to reduce damage
>Impenetrable fortress
>#Winning
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>>41359
You should make the staff intelligent (AnCap Alignment), so he can activate on his own, and Make some Handle Animal checks to train him for the General Purpose of Guarding.
Actually, that's a DC 20 check. I guess Tracy could train him for you, since she has ranks in it.
I g2g
You should make the staff intelligent (AnCap Alignment), so he can activate on his own, and Make some Handle Animal checks to train him for the General Purpose of Guarding.
Actually, that's a DC 20 check. I guess Tracy could train him for you, since she has ranks in it.
I g2g
>>41360
>train snake
It's a familiar. It'll do it all at command. Also I doubt it's gargantuan (I can't find the wiki page where I am right now, so I can't confirm)
>train snake
It's a familiar. It'll do it all at command. Also I doubt it's gargantuan (I can't find the wiki page where I am right now, so I can't confirm)
>>41362
You don't get any Ranger spells until 5th level. Also, if you want Animal shit, better to go with Druid, then you could advance as a Wizard and a Druid via Mystic Theurge.
You don't get any Ranger spells until 5th level. Also, if you want Animal shit, better to go with Druid, then you could advance as a Wizard and a Druid via Mystic Theurge.
>>41361
>It'll do it all at command.
Training an animal for a general purpose gives it the skills and understanding to do shit.
>It'll do it all at command.
Training an animal for a general purpose gives it the skills and understanding to do shit.
>>41366
It's not a real animal though. It's an animated staff that can take the form of a giant snake, and that takes the commands of its magical master
It's not a real animal though. It's an animated staff that can take the form of a giant snake, and that takes the commands of its magical master
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>>41372
Familiar Hit Dice are considered to be equal to their master's HD, however that doesn't determine familiar hit points, which are equal to 1/2 their masters HP rounded down.
Familiar Hit Dice are considered to be equal to their master's HD, however that doesn't determine familiar hit points, which are equal to 1/2 their masters HP rounded down.
>>41374
Generally no, and specifically not in this case no. The familiar is considered to have a unique and proprietary magical connection, whereas the Paladin's mount is more of a divine partnership.
Generally no, and specifically not in this case no. The familiar is considered to have a unique and proprietary magical connection, whereas the Paladin's mount is more of a divine partnership.
>>41380
>we finally beat a strong ass boss
>Tracy Trump and Infernius begin fighting over who gets what
>post Mine Song
>take all the stuff
>someone asks why
>"do what you want cause a pirate is free,
>You are a pirate"
>we finally beat a strong ass boss
>Tracy Trump and Infernius begin fighting over who gets what
>post Mine Song
>take all the stuff
>someone asks why
>"do what you want cause a pirate is free,
>You are a pirate"
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>>41391
At least on a racial scale for length, "Huge" should be anywhere between 16 ft and 32 ft I think.
He has a lot of HD, so I'd say at least 30.
At least on a racial scale for length, "Huge" should be anywhere between 16 ft and 32 ft I think.
He has a lot of HD, so I'd say at least 30.
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>>41395
I find these hilarious.
There are a whole bunch just on Jewgle, but the idiots who make them hardly ever bother to pair the quotes with semi-relevant pics.
Posting just a couple more of the good ones.
I find these hilarious.
There are a whole bunch just on Jewgle, but the idiots who make them hardly ever bother to pair the quotes with semi-relevant pics.
Posting just a couple more of the good ones.
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Okay, just a few moar.
>>41402
Torc thinks of the party as that sibling you wouldn't hesitate to punch square in the jaw, but he wouldn't let anyone else punch them
Torc thinks of the party as that sibling you wouldn't hesitate to punch square in the jaw, but he wouldn't let anyone else punch them
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>>41402
Trumpaladin thinks of the cannibal pony as that yandere girlfriend you love too much to get rid of, but who infuriates beyond measure
Trumpaladin thinks of the cannibal pony as that yandere girlfriend you love too much to get rid of, but who infuriates beyond measure
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>>41419
Why you say it like Jeff Goldblum?
I'm actually not sure if you can do that
>Torcuil will never have the special connection between himself and his waifu that Trumpaladin has with his stalker
\r
Why you say it like Jeff Goldblum?
I'm actually not sure if you can do that
>Torcuil will never have the special connection between himself and his waifu that Trumpaladin has with his stalker
\r
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>>41431
She is:
Not in the port
Not in the mountains
Not in any other city
Not in the tower
Not in the exact spot of her grove
Now my next step would be to start inquiring about whether the forests you have seen thus far are "thick and over grown" or thinner. This could tell you if it's a nearby forest or one well far away
She is:
Not in the port
Not in the mountains
Not in any other city
Not in the tower
Not in the exact spot of her grove
Now my next step would be to start inquiring about whether the forests you have seen thus far are "thick and over grown" or thinner. This could tell you if it's a nearby forest or one well far away
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GM, can Tracy craft Bane daggers that turn blue or vibrate when their favored enemies are present?
>>41433
>hoo-man genitalia
>>41433
>hoo-man genitalia
>>41436
>like Sting in LOTR yes?
Basically. Just an item that detects certain types of creatures, instead of just dealing extra damage.
>like Sting in LOTR yes?
Basically. Just an item that detects certain types of creatures, instead of just dealing extra damage.
>>41435
>charred forest
Apparently, Tracy wasn't actually able to do very much damage, despite her efforts...
>charred forest
Apparently, Tracy wasn't actually able to do very much damage, despite her efforts...
Trips?
>>41441
Damn that's fuckable
>>41437
I don't think there is a d&d spell that specific, since most of them only do vague things like "detect chaos" or "detect undead." But if GM approves it, make one for dragons. I want to go dragon hunting.
>>41438
I would ask GM what various parts of the nearby forest look like, or investigate (if I were toruil)
>>41443
THIS
Damn that's fuckable
>>41437
I don't think there is a d&d spell that specific, since most of them only do vague things like "detect chaos" or "detect undead." But if GM approves it, make one for dragons. I want to go dragon hunting.
>>41438
I would ask GM what various parts of the nearby forest look like, or investigate (if I were toruil)
>>41443
THIS
>>41445
I was actually going to have her explore the area beyond the grove next chance I got, but now I'd feel like a bitch...
I was actually going to have her explore the area beyond the grove next chance I got, but now I'd feel like a bitch...
>>41449
"A while? I doubt she'll ever be back. Little pony, I know she embarrassed you, but she's afraid of you now, and she won't forget it."
"A while? I doubt she'll ever be back. Little pony, I know she embarrassed you, but she's afraid of you now, and she won't forget it."
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>>41472
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
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>>41479
>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
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*sigh*
>>41483
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality
>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons
>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality
>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons
>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*
>>41497
*puts horsey on lap*
"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
*puts horsey on lap*
"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
>>41500
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
>>41508
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
>>41519
*pets horsey*
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"
*pets horsey*
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"
>>41520
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
*Licks cheek*
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
*Licks cheek*
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"
>>41521
*pets pony*
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*
*pets pony*
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*
I noticed there are a lot more kinds of Ebil Outsiders than there are Good ones. In fact, there's three times as many, at least for creatures that have the Good/Ebil subtype.
>>41529
>"When the Outer Planes send their creatures, they're not sending their best... They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing poisons. They're bringing chaos. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good Creatures."
>"When the Outer Planes send their creatures, they're not sending their best... They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing poisons. They're bringing chaos. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good Creatures."
>>41531
>Planar wall
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...
>Planar wall
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...
>>41532
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best
>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best
>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
>>41533
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.
>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.
>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.
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>>41534
>tfw next 4CC /pol/eague is HYPE and you can feel the ebil powers coursing through your veins
>tfw next 4CC /pol/eague is HYPE and you can feel the ebil powers coursing through your veins
>>41535
But to give a non-meme answer, I'm sure it's possible to be selective as to which planes you close off. Like real Donald Trump ran on a campaign against Latin American and Middle Eastern immigration, but his waifu #3 is a Slovenian supermodel. Likewise, Remoth's band of cats came from a dimension of goodness and Football, and accordingly Fae is an extraplanar who will not be removed. Probably there are others (Trollestia?).
>>41537
*Casts Dispel Evil*
But to give a non-meme answer, I'm sure it's possible to be selective as to which planes you close off. Like real Donald Trump ran on a campaign against Latin American and Middle Eastern immigration, but his waifu #3 is a Slovenian supermodel. Likewise, Remoth's band of cats came from a dimension of goodness and Football, and accordingly Fae is an extraplanar who will not be removed. Probably there are others (Trollestia?).
>>41537
*Casts Dispel Evil*
>>41538
Yeah, but the more complex the ebin spell, the higher the Spellcraft DC. Anything that would be able to completely block planar travel across a continent-wide range would take like seven Epic-level Spellcasters (probably Clerics or Theurges) just to conceive the Abjuration in theory, because that kind of magick is basically god-territory.
Also, it'd be gay because we wouldn't have any demons to fight.
If anything, what you want is just a city-wide Dimensional Lock, and even that'd be a feat in and of itself.
Yeah, but the more complex the ebin spell, the higher the Spellcraft DC. Anything that would be able to completely block planar travel across a continent-wide range would take like seven Epic-level Spellcasters (probably Clerics or Theurges) just to conceive the Abjuration in theory, because that kind of magick is basically god-territory.
Also, it'd be gay because we wouldn't have any demons to fight.
If anything, what you want is just a city-wide Dimensional Lock, and even that'd be a feat in and of itself.
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>>41540
>It would take like seven ebin level spellcasters
>You can't build the wall
>There's too much property that would have to be seized by emanate domain
>It would take too long
>It would be too expensive
>Oy vey, you can't just build 1300 miles of it
>We can achieve an even more effective barrier by using an (((electronic fence))), goyim. That way, you can watch them as they walk across.
Bitch, please.
You forget that much of Trumpaladin's magic, and certainly most of Torcuil's, is meme magic. It's a magical form that derives its strength not only from singular powerful individuals, but the combined and collective strength of an entire movement. It can be done. Believe me.
>It would take like seven ebin level spellcasters
>You can't build the wall
>There's too much property that would have to be seized by emanate domain
>It would take too long
>It would be too expensive
>Oy vey, you can't just build 1300 miles of it
>We can achieve an even more effective barrier by using an (((electronic fence))), goyim. That way, you can watch them as they walk across.
Bitch, please.
You forget that much of Trumpaladin's magic, and certainly most of Torcuil's, is meme magic. It's a magical form that derives its strength not only from singular powerful individuals, but the combined and collective strength of an entire movement. It can be done. Believe me.
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>tfw you spent an hour working on an ebin shoop, but your computer crashes
>>41542
Well, we already had our demonic fighting sequence. The demonic invasion. We gained two or three levels from it. Then the demonic realms were sealed off by the travel ban. We have plenty of enemies to fight still. For example, Trumpaladin still has not slain a dragon.
Well, we already had our demonic fighting sequence. The demonic invasion. We gained two or three levels from it. Then the demonic realms were sealed off by the travel ban. We have plenty of enemies to fight still. For example, Trumpaladin still has not slain a dragon.
>>41547
He does, and you can bet he hasn't been sitting around going "Awww shucks, they beat me twice now, I better give up."
He does, and you can bet he hasn't been sitting around going "Awww shucks, they beat me twice now, I better give up."
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>>41548
I'll bet.
That kike is always planning something.
He's probably pretty pissed about being eaten from the legs up last time too...
I'll bet.
That kike is always planning something.
He's probably pretty pissed about being eaten from the legs up last time too...
>>41550
Okay...
First question - what are their levels? I'd presume they started at level 1. I believe you said that the NPCs that participated in the fight against the Tarasque gained three levels. And now the Gestahpo and the Generals have each participated in smaller actions even if they didn't kill anything (troll hunt and catching Darkie) but definitely participated in the defense of Port Barry in the undead invasion
Okay...
First question - what are their levels? I'd presume they started at level 1. I believe you said that the NPCs that participated in the fight against the Tarasque gained three levels. And now the Gestahpo and the Generals have each participated in smaller actions even if they didn't kill anything (troll hunt and catching Darkie) but definitely participated in the defense of Port Barry in the undead invasion
Is time frozen in game, or can Tracy do things before the next fight?
>>41553
Stahp. You are relentless. You are trying to make all of our characters forfeit their time in game because you are specifying actions, while we are not
Stahp. You are relentless. You are trying to make all of our characters forfeit their time in game because you are specifying actions, while we are not
>>41552
Yes. Non-distinguished side-factions (Generals, Gestapo, and Fight Club) are all at level 5. When they start operating individually is when more specific elements can be observed/introduced, but at the moment they can all be seen to have the same stats.
Yes. Non-distinguished side-factions (Generals, Gestapo, and Fight Club) are all at level 5. When they start operating individually is when more specific elements can be observed/introduced, but at the moment they can all be seen to have the same stats.
>>41557
Yes. Fight Club gets ranks in Monk, Generals and Gestapo would probably be Fighter, but I'm open to an alternative that makes sense.
Yes. Fight Club gets ranks in Monk, Generals and Gestapo would probably be Fighter, but I'm open to an alternative that makes sense.
>>41560
Okay then.
I'll have her feed her birds, and re-keen her blades.
Okay then.
I'll have her feed her birds, and re-keen her blades.
>>41558
With regards to any ability (strength, Dexterity or whathaveyou) are any points as high as 12?
With regards to any ability (strength, Dexterity or whathaveyou) are any points as high as 12?
>>41565
The biggest reason is that certain fighter feats have ability score prerequisites. For example, rapid shot requires 13 dexterity, cleave or power attack require 13 strength, and so forth. A paladin or cleric's spells require a wisdom higher than 10, a Paladin's divine grace is meaningless without a charisma of 12 or higher, and so forth. A dexterity of 12 allows a +1 bonus to ranged attack rolls and a +1 bonus to AC. A strength of 12 allows a +1 bonus to melee attack and damage rolls, and allows special composite bows to be constructed and used that give +1 higher damage. A constitution of 12 gives +5 HP at level 5
The biggest reason is that certain fighter feats have ability score prerequisites. For example, rapid shot requires 13 dexterity, cleave or power attack require 13 strength, and so forth. A paladin or cleric's spells require a wisdom higher than 10, a Paladin's divine grace is meaningless without a charisma of 12 or higher, and so forth. A dexterity of 12 allows a +1 bonus to ranged attack rolls and a +1 bonus to AC. A strength of 12 allows a +1 bonus to melee attack and damage rolls, and allows special composite bows to be constructed and used that give +1 higher damage. A constitution of 12 gives +5 HP at level 5
>>41567
So are you looking to establish a threshold of possibility, or did you have a particular breakdown that you would consider more favorable? I ask on this one because I would consider the Generals as being more proficient/specialized with ranged weapons (some of them at least), than perhaps the Gestapo who's tactics are primarily coordinated assault.
So are you looking to establish a threshold of possibility, or did you have a particular breakdown that you would consider more favorable? I ask on this one because I would consider the Generals as being more proficient/specialized with ranged weapons (some of them at least), than perhaps the Gestapo who's tactics are primarily coordinated assault.
>>41507
You know you have like 6 different spells to conjure Mounts, right?
Try this one from now on.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phantom_Steed
It could run/fly/air-walk at 240 ft at your caster level.
You know you have like 6 different spells to conjure Mounts, right?
Try this one from now on.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phantom_Steed
It could run/fly/air-walk at 240 ft at your caster level.
>>41568
Well, yes to both. A "threshold of possibility" for the kinds of feats I could give them now or in the future, with rapid shot being the most useful, but also to know what if any bonuses they would have.
My original intention with the generals was basically to recreate Korak's use of his NPCs - ranged support for the hero characters that is only mildly or moderately effective at dealing damage, but harasses the hell out of an attacker, and is extremely difficult to effectively counter.
I figured the Generals would engage with a ranged weapon first, and would prefer to stay in fortified positions where the enemy could not easily close in for melee range while the Generals are too spaced out for attacks from a distance to take out more than one at a time. From there, the Generals could fire at an opponent with a height advantage and cover or partial cover. Outside of this role, they are mounted infantry, going to the battlefield on horseback but dismounting for combat (for now - maybe if they get the right feats...). They tend to stay back and use ranged weapons, but if there are many smaller enemies, or if the enemy draws close, they pull out a melee weapon like a great sword, and engage with it.
I'd sort of like higher dexterity and strength, because dexterity gives ranged attack rolls and AC, strength gives better melee attack and damage, but also lets you build composite bows that give higher damage, and constitution gives a slight HP bonus.
These people are not accountants or lawyers. They are farmers, hunters, and ranchers who picked up sword and bow and shield to defend their city when it was attacked, and now are physically able enough to be basically professional football players. So I don't think it's implausible that they have higher than average strength, dexterity. I also want to note that if they were being leveled as player characters, they would receive +1 ability point at level 4.
Well, yes to both. A "threshold of possibility" for the kinds of feats I could give them now or in the future, with rapid shot being the most useful, but also to know what if any bonuses they would have.
My original intention with the generals was basically to recreate Korak's use of his NPCs - ranged support for the hero characters that is only mildly or moderately effective at dealing damage, but harasses the hell out of an attacker, and is extremely difficult to effectively counter.
I figured the Generals would engage with a ranged weapon first, and would prefer to stay in fortified positions where the enemy could not easily close in for melee range while the Generals are too spaced out for attacks from a distance to take out more than one at a time. From there, the Generals could fire at an opponent with a height advantage and cover or partial cover. Outside of this role, they are mounted infantry, going to the battlefield on horseback but dismounting for combat (for now - maybe if they get the right feats...). They tend to stay back and use ranged weapons, but if there are many smaller enemies, or if the enemy draws close, they pull out a melee weapon like a great sword, and engage with it.
I'd sort of like higher dexterity and strength, because dexterity gives ranged attack rolls and AC, strength gives better melee attack and damage, but also lets you build composite bows that give higher damage, and constitution gives a slight HP bonus.
These people are not accountants or lawyers. They are farmers, hunters, and ranchers who picked up sword and bow and shield to defend their city when it was attacked, and now are physically able enough to be basically professional football players. So I don't think it's implausible that they have higher than average strength, dexterity. I also want to note that if they were being leveled as player characters, they would receive +1 ability point at level 4.
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"...I'm growing stronger!"
>>41571
I don't know that they're at professional level yet, they've only been at it for a season or two, and this is a world that previously did not know Football. I will say that none of them will have stats higher than 13, and not all of them will have 13's, but that the overall abilities and stats would be consistent aside exceptional individuals.
I don't know that they're at professional level yet, they've only been at it for a season or two, and this is a world that previously did not know Football. I will say that none of them will have stats higher than 13, and not all of them will have 13's, but that the overall abilities and stats would be consistent aside exceptional individuals.
>>41575
Presumably, since those are the attributes Trump would be looking for in particular when he formed the Generals.
Presumably, since those are the attributes Trump would be looking for in particular when he formed the Generals.
Are there ways to increase your stats in game? Tracy could use some moar Charisma.
Can I get Tracy's Constitution score again?
>>41579
I would put it at 1/4 of the generals have 13, 1/4 have 12, and 1/2 have 11, in both for simplicity's sake.
I would put it at 1/4 of the generals have 13, 1/4 have 12, and 1/2 have 11, in both for simplicity's sake.
>>41581
>11 in pony form
That's lower than I thought..
So she's got
>19 Dex
>16 Str
>13 Wis
>11 Char
>11 Int
>11 Con
Right?
>11 in pony form
That's lower than I thought..
So she's got
>19 Dex
>16 Str
>13 Wis
>11 Char
>11 Int
>11 Con
Right?
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>>41586
The rules on wish 4 perma-stats is thus:
+1 to +5 can be applied to a character for one stat, which requires successive casting of wish (meaning, get 5 dudes to cast it at the same time). No more than +5 can be granted in this way, and casting in any way non-successively does not stack.
The rules on wish 4 perma-stats is thus:
+1 to +5 can be applied to a character for one stat, which requires successive casting of wish (meaning, get 5 dudes to cast it at the same time). No more than +5 can be granted in this way, and casting in any way non-successively does not stack.
>>41582
Okay, now for the even more real question: when taking the weapon focus feat, does it apply to a type of weapon - like composite longbow - or to a specific weapon - this composite longbow
Okay, now for the even more real question: when taking the weapon focus feat, does it apply to a type of weapon - like composite longbow - or to a specific weapon - this composite longbow
>>41593
Ehhhh, I guess.
First I gotta actually understand half the meta shit you guys talk about before I go deciding on a mount
Ehhhh, I guess.
First I gotta actually understand half the meta shit you guys talk about before I go deciding on a mount
>>41595
You can do that once per ability score, meaning +1 to +5 for each stat. Good luck finding sufficient ebin wizards who will readily contract for that though. That shit costs alot of exp
>>41597
It applies to the type
You can do that once per ability score, meaning +1 to +5 for each stat. Good luck finding sufficient ebin wizards who will readily contract for that though. That shit costs alot of exp
>>41597
It applies to the type
>>41598
It's not a mount, it's a spell to conjure one for a ride.
You could also collaborate with Infernius to craft a Stone Horse, if you want something more permanent.
It's not a mount, it's a spell to conjure one for a ride.
You could also collaborate with Infernius to craft a Stone Horse, if you want something more permanent.
>>41598
Well...
You don't get a Special mount like a Paladin, nor the Blackguard's fiendish servant. You do get a familiar but snek is your familiar. Trollestia would let you ride her, and she's better than a normal mount, but she is MIA. You can always summon a pony or horse. You can buy a horse. I'm not sure if you can get a pegasus but... get a pegasus. Get a stallion so people don't fight to fuck it
>>41603
Wait really? Intelligence, Dexterity, Charisma, or Strength are all ones I'd love boosted
Well...
You don't get a Special mount like a Paladin, nor the Blackguard's fiendish servant. You do get a familiar but snek is your familiar. Trollestia would let you ride her, and she's better than a normal mount, but she is MIA. You can always summon a pony or horse. You can buy a horse. I'm not sure if you can get a pegasus but... get a pegasus. Get a stallion so people don't fight to fuck it
>>41603
Wait really? Intelligence, Dexterity, Charisma, or Strength are all ones I'd love boosted
>tfw you have higher Char as a man-eating fiend than you do as an adorable poner
>>41602
"... Flashy.. You think I'm cute, right?"
[self-conscious pony noises]
>>41602
"... Flashy.. You think I'm cute, right?"
[self-conscious pony noises]
>>41581
If i remember correctly you can also increase stats by praying to your diety and hoping that it is in a good mood plus you need a high roll to get it the problem is if you get a low roll it can lower your stat instead
If i remember correctly you can also increase stats by praying to your diety and hoping that it is in a good mood plus you need a high roll to get it the problem is if you get a low roll it can lower your stat instead
One gm i had required a natural 20 to raise a stat one point but anythong below a 10 lowered it one point
>>41601
>Stone Horse
It's a wondrous item. It takes Flesh to Stone AND Animate Objects though, so you'd need a Cleric or a Bard to help you finish it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Stone_Horse
You know what the best part is? It only turns back into a warm-blooded animal with the Stone to Flesh spell, so you don't have to worry about lawless, non-wizard horse-thieves causing drama.
>Stone Horse
It's a wondrous item. It takes Flesh to Stone AND Animate Objects though, so you'd need a Cleric or a Bard to help you finish it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Stone_Horse
You know what the best part is? It only turns back into a warm-blooded animal with the Stone to Flesh spell, so you don't have to worry about lawless, non-wizard horse-thieves causing drama.
>>41622
Does your Character have Mounted Combat? She could skip the armor altogether if he had it.
>is starting to regret letting those giants walk away.
Does your Character have Mounted Combat? She could skip the armor altogether if he had it.
>is starting to regret letting those giants walk away.
>>41621
While Tracy was relentlessly advancing time earlier, Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals, to talk to and comfort Slovenia, who did very well the previous day, and of course to help Felicia adjust by helping her to breakfast covfefe, and a set of canvas from the crafting area
>>41623
*is dressed by poner*
>>41625
No... A paladin's mount has a massive natural armor bonus, and Tracy's mounted form includes the unreasonably high AC of the 3.5 version of the Nightmare.
Do not mention the giants
While Tracy was relentlessly advancing time earlier, Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals, to talk to and comfort Slovenia, who did very well the previous day, and of course to help Felicia adjust by helping her to breakfast covfefe, and a set of canvas from the crafting area
>>41623
*is dressed by poner*
>>41625
No... A paladin's mount has a massive natural armor bonus, and Tracy's mounted form includes the unreasonably high AC of the 3.5 version of the Nightmare.
Do not mention the giants
>>41627
>Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals
I think it would've had to have been within the tower. The Port is literally under fire.
You should have enough time to put on your armor and grab/prepare your weapons though.
Take one of Tracy's lances, and put that tower shield that you never use in her bag.
>Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals
I think it would've had to have been within the tower. The Port is literally under fire.
You should have enough time to put on your armor and grab/prepare your weapons though.
Take one of Tracy's lances, and put that tower shield that you never use in her bag.
>>41628
I mean in the morning, during that period of time you had Tracy search for Trollestia and hunt and train on the holodeck
I mean in the morning, during that period of time you had Tracy search for Trollestia and hunt and train on the holodeck
>>41631
I don't understand your question. He's saying that well before any of this happened, during various times where Tracy and GM were the only ones active and were doing all manner of things, Trump wants to have gone about the Generals as described. I'll allow it.
I don't understand your question. He's saying that well before any of this happened, during various times where Tracy and GM were the only ones active and were doing all manner of things, Trump wants to have gone about the Generals as described. I'll allow it.
>>41630
Perfectly hypothetical, but what's the DC on a diplomacy check to have sex with Slovenia. And Felicia while we're speculating
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Perfectly hypothetical, but what's the DC on a diplomacy check to have sex with Slovenia. And Felicia while we're speculating
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>>41632
I'm just wondering where the characters are.
I know that Lenos, Thez and Infernius are outside.
I'm just wondering where the characters are.
I know that Lenos, Thez and Infernius are outside.
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>>41638
I know. That's why it's a hypothetical and not a "roll to fuck Slovenia while she's still excited from Trebuchets"
>>41637
Well, the purpose of the Diplomacy feature is to improve NPC attitudes. I've buffed the fuck out of Trumpaladin's Diplomacy score, although I never use it because RPing it is so much more fun. But to improve the attitude of an NPC from "unfriendly" to "helpful" is 40 DC, and to improve the attitude of a hostile NPC to helpful is 50. Slovenia seems to already be at "helpful," which means "will take risks to help you." To improve her to "Fanatic," which means "would give life for you," would be another 50 DC. Although I think she's already been diplomacied before, so there may be a limit to how much she can actually be improved
I know. That's why it's a hypothetical and not a "roll to fuck Slovenia while she's still excited from Trebuchets"
>>41637
Well, the purpose of the Diplomacy feature is to improve NPC attitudes. I've buffed the fuck out of Trumpaladin's Diplomacy score, although I never use it because RPing it is so much more fun. But to improve the attitude of an NPC from "unfriendly" to "helpful" is 40 DC, and to improve the attitude of a hostile NPC to helpful is 50. Slovenia seems to already be at "helpful," which means "will take risks to help you." To improve her to "Fanatic," which means "would give life for you," would be another 50 DC. Although I think she's already been diplomacied before, so there may be a limit to how much she can actually be improved
>>41640
Oh come on. "Roll to fuck the barmaid" is such a common occurrence that I'm actually almost surprised it's not already included in the insanely detailed set of 3.5 edition rules. Tell me you aren't yourself curious as to what the DC would be
Also, why is she so mean to him? reeeee let him have a couple more long term sexual relationships
Oh come on. "Roll to fuck the barmaid" is such a common occurrence that I'm actually almost surprised it's not already included in the insanely detailed set of 3.5 edition rules. Tell me you aren't yourself curious as to what the DC would be
Also, why is she so mean to him? reeeee let him have a couple more long term sexual relationships
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>>41644
Aww, don't feel that way, you're insanely useful
*pets minotaur*
"You know you're a lot bigger and strong than me. Than any of us, really"
Aww, don't feel that way, you're insanely useful
*pets minotaur*
"You know you're a lot bigger and strong than me. Than any of us, really"
>>41647
"Pfft! Smashing is useful. And you are useful for more much more than smacking. You're the best lover here. Very impressive your love is. A great spell caster as well.
Don't be fooled by Lord Hitler's rough, shitposty way of talking. That's just to scare the leftists and degenerates away. He's soft and cuddly on the inside, and he's impressed by you. He's hard on you because he has high expectations for you. He knows you're capable of much. But he loves you. I love you"
*hugs Minotaur*
"Pfft! Smashing is useful. And you are useful for more much more than smacking. You're the best lover here. Very impressive your love is. A great spell caster as well.
Don't be fooled by Lord Hitler's rough, shitposty way of talking. That's just to scare the leftists and degenerates away. He's soft and cuddly on the inside, and he's impressed by you. He's hard on you because he has high expectations for you. He knows you're capable of much. But he loves you. I love you"
*hugs Minotaur*
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>>41650
"Oh, that's just him being abrasive. He doesn't want you to kill your child. He just has likes things to be perfect and he has high standards. But he knows your love is pure minus the race mixing part. And he knows your heart is great and strong"
*hugs tightly*
"Oh, that's just him being abrasive. He doesn't want you to kill your child. He just has likes things to be perfect and he has high standards. But he knows your love is pure minus the race mixing part. And he knows your heart is great and strong"
*hugs tightly*
>>41643
*wraps self around ankle*
"....... You wouldn't ever cheat on me again, would you, Flashy?"
*trusting gaze*
*wraps self around ankle*
"....... You wouldn't ever cheat on me again, would you, Flashy?"
*trusting gaze*
>>41654
"I'm your waifu, you don't need any other mares, right? If you ever need it, just come to me.."
"I'm your waifu, you don't need any other mares, right? If you ever need it, just come to me.."
>>41652
Yeah, you're still being shot at by cannons. If there's enough ppl on, we were gonna get combaty
Yeah, you're still being shot at by cannons. If there's enough ppl on, we were gonna get combaty
>>41661
*Picks up pony*
*puts her on his lap*
*pets pony*
"I mean, I guess if you really don't want me to, I can stop..."
*pets pony*
"I didn't know you didn't want me to do that... what exactly is it you don't want me to do again?"
*Picks up pony*
*puts her on his lap*
*pets pony*
"I mean, I guess if you really don't want me to, I can stop..."
*pets pony*
"I didn't know you didn't want me to do that... what exactly is it you don't want me to do again?"
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>>41664
u could always >pic related
Seriously though, where we last left off, Thez is standing about 1000' in midair, Lenos is floating to the ground like a feather, also from about 1000', and Infernius is on Uatchit. Trump and Tracy are in the tower, and Torcuil is,... uhm,....
u could always >pic related
Seriously though, where we last left off, Thez is standing about 1000' in midair, Lenos is floating to the ground like a feather, also from about 1000', and Infernius is on Uatchit. Trump and Tracy are in the tower, and Torcuil is,... uhm,....
>>41662
"Flirt, buck, grope, romance, seduce, eat dinner alone with, or otherwise cohort with other females."
"Flirt, buck, grope, romance, seduce, eat dinner alone with, or otherwise cohort with other females."
>>41667
"That's a long list. Baby steps, little pony. I won't have sex with other females though, for you"
"That's a long list. Baby steps, little pony. I won't have sex with other females though, for you"
>>41666
Infernius, in spite of the moments-ago concluded free-fall sex, which only concluded because Lenos came out of nowhere attached to a flaming keg, resulting in a huge explosion, inexplicably slumps his shoulders and directs Uatchit to the Sticy Wicket cuz,... reasons?
Something like that?
Infernius, in spite of the moments-ago concluded free-fall sex, which only concluded because Lenos came out of nowhere attached to a flaming keg, resulting in a huge explosion, inexplicably slumps his shoulders and directs Uatchit to the Sticy Wicket cuz,... reasons?
Something like that?
>>41671
>cuz,… reasons?
cuz the Deity he devoted his life to told him to kill the only thing he wanted in his life and hes having a hard time dealing with it.
>cuz,… reasons?
cuz the Deity he devoted his life to told him to kill the only thing he wanted in his life and hes having a hard time dealing with it.
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Upon Infernius' about-face, Thez mutters "What the shit," and likewise disregards the cannons and <whooof>.
Leaving Lenos, the most obvious and least mobile target.
Leaving Lenos, the most obvious and least mobile target.
>>41690
I figured since they're usually Lawful, they're not dumb enough to stir up shit with creatures who could kill them. Also, figured she'd grown out of that armor.
Tracy might invite them or tea next time she's feeling lonely or nobody wants to eat lunch with her.
I figured since they're usually Lawful, they're not dumb enough to stir up shit with creatures who could kill them. Also, figured she'd grown out of that armor.
Tracy might invite them or tea next time she's feeling lonely or nobody wants to eat lunch with her.
>>41690
Don't care. All evil must be physically removed from this plane of existence, not simply placed in a position where they can be a problem later. Only three evil creatures have thus far escaped Trumpaladin, and he hates that fact enough
>>41691
>lawful evil
Okay, that might be workable
>when Tracy has to eat by herself
Aw... Aww
Don't care. All evil must be physically removed from this plane of existence, not simply placed in a position where they can be a problem later. Only three evil creatures have thus far escaped Trumpaladin, and he hates that fact enough
>>41691
>lawful evil
Okay, that might be workable
>when Tracy has to eat by herself
Aw... Aww
>>41694
"I'NIS!!" Thez calls ahead to him as he makes his way (she's gaining on him btw) "What do you think is right?"
"I'NIS!!" Thez calls ahead to him as he makes his way (she's gaining on him btw) "What do you think is right?"
>>41703
by the way I got my computer working so I wont have to try posting from the damn tiny phone keyboard
by the way I got my computer working so I wont have to try posting from the damn tiny phone keyboard
[14d20 = 140]
>>41700
Thez curses not having wings anymore and <whoooof> appears relatively distantly in front of Infernius.
At this time several of the cannonballs will have made contact with the Tower, determined by dice
>>41700
Thez curses not having wings anymore and <whoooof> appears relatively distantly in front of Infernius.
At this time several of the cannonballs will have made contact with the Tower, determined by dice
5 shots make contact, exploding on impact and charring the surface of the tower, and causing minimal dents to the surface. 2 of the shots make deformed bowl-shapes in the surface, about 4-6" deep.
>>41709
Yeah, f8d24 is Lenos
>>41709
Yeah, f8d24 is Lenos
"Well fuck"
MOUNTS HORSEY
"Take us outside, and see why there are explosions"
MOUNTS HORSEY
"Take us outside, and see why there are explosions"
>>41708
It's meta as fuck, but are they actually able to damage this thing? It seems indestructible, but it'll be a pain to repair.
It's meta as fuck, but are they actually able to damage this thing? It seems indestructible, but it'll be a pain to repair.
>>41711
*lenos's jaw drops upon seeing the dents before he growls deep in his chest* you fucking ass clowns
*lenos's jaw drops upon seeing the dents before he growls deep in his chest* you fucking ass clowns
>>41718
I don't know what kind of ship has cans that could point straight up.
Want to go over them and land on their deck?
I don't know what kind of ship has cans that could point straight up.
Want to go over them and land on their deck?
>>41717
Her eyes narrow. "Fine." She stomps the ground (air, but she's standing on it) in an elongated stance.
"Hokenshou Katsuken."
Her eyes narrow. "Fine." She stomps the ground (air, but she's standing on it) in an elongated stance.
"Hokenshou Katsuken."
>>41720
Close enough to engage in diplomacy. I'm betting on a faction that doesn't really desire to be completely hostile. But don't get too close, or they will definitely perceive the incursion as hostile
Close enough to engage in diplomacy. I'm betting on a faction that doesn't really desire to be completely hostile. But don't get too close, or they will definitely perceive the incursion as hostile
Srry, technical difficulties
Torc, hearing the comotion outside, teleports out to see what the hell is going on
Torc, hearing the comotion outside, teleports out to see what the hell is going on
>>41722
I guess Trumpaladin and Tracy approach the ship, or at least come closer to it, going around in an round about way that avoids the line of cannon fire
I guess Trumpaladin and Tracy approach the ship, or at least come closer to it, going around in an round about way that avoids the line of cannon fire
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>41722
I guess that means it does...
>>41723
Don't let her get shot...
Tracy makes a bee-line towards the ship.
To hell if it can't be blocked though..
Activate the robe because why not. Smoke is default.
And even though we're out in the open, rolling to move silently.
She's not wearing armor, so make sure to block those hits.
>>41722
I guess that means it does...
>>41723
Don't let her get shot...
Tracy makes a bee-line towards the ship.
To hell if it can't be blocked though..
Activate the robe because why not. Smoke is default.
And even though we're out in the open, rolling to move silently.
She's not wearing armor, so make sure to block those hits.
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Does ship look like pic related?
[14d20 = 121]
>>41734
The ship is significantly elevated and distant from the tower. It will take more than one round to get near the vessel.
Another volley of THUMP's erupts from the vessel.
>>41734
The ship is significantly elevated and distant from the tower. It will take more than one round to get near the vessel.
Another volley of THUMP's erupts from the vessel.
>>41734
He should be totally concealed by the smoke to all creatures more than 10 ft away (is does protect the rider, right?).
I guess she could shirk the smokescreen, if he really wants it though..
He should be totally concealed by the smoke to all creatures more than 10 ft away (is does protect the rider, right?).
I guess she could shirk the smokescreen, if he really wants it though..
>>41733
Rogue fighting style: be stealthy, surprise your opponent, and try to sneak attack them in critical areas
Paladin fighting style: talk to your opponent, and only attack when diplomacy has failed. Then destroy your opponent with brute fucking force
Rogue fighting style: be stealthy, surprise your opponent, and try to sneak attack them in critical areas
Paladin fighting style: talk to your opponent, and only attack when diplomacy has failed. Then destroy your opponent with brute fucking force
>>41743
Not right now goddamn it! We need to figure out if they are confused Sparintenar allies, a new faction, or who the fuck they are
Not right now goddamn it! We need to figure out if they are confused Sparintenar allies, a new faction, or who the fuck they are
[1d20 = 16]
>>41745
Are there any distinctive markings? What is the ship like close up. Anything about the ship. Search check
>>41745
Are there any distinctive markings? What is the ship like close up. Anything about the ship. Search check
>>41745
Aww, now I can't "leedle leedle lee"
Torc looks at the ship and teleports again endinh up next to Thez and Infernius.
"Any ideas for that ship?"
Aww, now I can't "leedle leedle lee"
Torc looks at the ship and teleports again endinh up next to Thez and Infernius.
"Any ideas for that ship?"
>>41745
"me am heartbroken that hitler wanted me to kill addy. brad gets a free cat and me get told to kill my baby."
"me am heartbroken that hitler wanted me to kill addy. brad gets a free cat and me get told to kill my baby."
*points at while cussing about them denting the tower before hime and casts fireball*
>>41748
Up close? Good question.
A mechanized device starts up on the ship, causing a "bang" sound about 3x/sec. Which equals 18x/round.
Up close? Good question.
A mechanized device starts up on the ship, causing a "bang" sound about 3x/sec. Which equals 18x/round.
[1d20 = 6]
>>41753
What class is Lenos?
Rolling for magical detecton on the ship. Does arcane knowledge give me a bonus? I'm assuming full levels in it.
>>41753
What class is Lenos?
Rolling for magical detecton on the ship. Does arcane knowledge give me a bonus? I'm assuming full levels in it.
>>41758
Wait until she gets inside.
She's going to juant inside the cock-pit and give them all a warm welcome.
Wait until she gets inside.
She's going to juant inside the cock-pit and give them all a warm welcome.
>>41760
Just don't cause a faction that doesn't need to be hostile to be hostile to us. I don't know of any presently existing hostile faction that would have one of these devices
Just don't cause a faction that doesn't need to be hostile to be hostile to us. I don't know of any presently existing hostile faction that would have one of these devices
>>41753
A voice can be heard calling out as the fireball nears, responded to by a call-back from dozens of voices.
The fireball explodes harmlessly against the craft.
>>41758
Out of range, and being shot at
>>41759
"He's,... wait, I'm... not," she says after moments of contemplation, interrupted by pauses.
>>41760
She would have done so, until she rebounds against a rubbery membrane of some indeterminable compound.
A voice can be heard calling out as the fireball nears, responded to by a call-back from dozens of voices.
The fireball explodes harmlessly against the craft.
>>41758
Out of range, and being shot at
>>41759
"He's,... wait, I'm... not," she says after moments of contemplation, interrupted by pauses.
>>41760
She would have done so, until she rebounds against a rubbery membrane of some indeterminable compound.
>>41763
Very impressive
Force horse to jaunt back, then have her take him over near the deck. Wave and say hello or excuse me to anyone in range
Very impressive
Force horse to jaunt back, then have her take him over near the deck. Wave and say hello or excuse me to anyone in range
>>41764
Essentially yes. It is flimsy, but it while it allows initial movement into the field, it promptly ejects the person caught out of the field at a pace no less than the speed they entered from.
>>41766
"Fuck the sky-pirates. Those fucks should have an easy time of it," she says crossing her arms on her chest, and tilting her head.
Essentially yes. It is flimsy, but it while it allows initial movement into the field, it promptly ejects the person caught out of the field at a pace no less than the speed they entered from.
>>41766
"Fuck the sky-pirates. Those fucks should have an easy time of it," she says crossing her arms on her chest, and tilting her head.
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Inferniuos thez lets get on that ship I have a spell that you will both like
[1d20 = 1]
>>41784
Trumpaladin tries to raise horsey higher where they can see onto the deck/talk/find an opening in the force field
Search check
>>41784
Trumpaladin tries to raise horsey higher where they can see onto the deck/talk/find an opening in the force field
Search check
>>41785
I have t done it yet. Just take us where we can see something and have some idea what is going on
I have t done it yet. Just take us where we can see something and have some idea what is going on
>>41786
You know, I just happened to have stumbled across a handy-dandy Crit/Fail chart. ^_^ Roll a d100
You know, I just happened to have stumbled across a handy-dandy Crit/Fail chart. ^_^ Roll a d100
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>>41785
We can attempt dispel magic, we can fly up to the deck to see what is there and if the force field stops us, or we can do an elaborate trick with dimension door. What do you want to do?
We can attempt dispel magic, we can fly up to the deck to see what is there and if the force field stops us, or we can do an elaborate trick with dimension door. What do you want to do?
>>41794
No quite astute but she can roll to divert and catch him
>>41793
I really don't think thats where Infernius' head is at.
>>41791
"Yeah," she looks sad, then happy, then grim-faced again. "So what of you then? Your god commands you to give me the gas. So, come then." she points to an invisible point in front of her, and then takes a relaxed stance.
No quite astute but she can roll to divert and catch him
>>41793
I really don't think thats where Infernius' head is at.
>>41791
"Yeah," she looks sad, then happy, then grim-faced again. "So what of you then? Your god commands you to give me the gas. So, come then." she points to an invisible point in front of her, and then takes a relaxed stance.
>>41796
And I'm guessing you want to ethereal jaunt inside the hull after that? Okay I guess.
Even if Trumpaladin is blinded from rolling a 1 on a search check, cast Dispel magic with an area effect on the field in front of them.
\r
And I'm guessing you want to ethereal jaunt inside the hull after that? Okay I guess.
Even if Trumpaladin is blinded from rolling a 1 on a search check, cast Dispel magic with an area effect on the field in front of them.
\r
>>41797
"look thez me dont want to gas you, you have made me the happiest minotuar ever, you give me me child me have to protect her, remember me promised."
"look thez me dont want to gas you, you have made me the happiest minotuar ever, you give me me child me have to protect her, remember me promised."
>>41801
"Like you could gas me," she says off-handedly, but loosens her stiff body language and disposition as he continues.
>>41800
Success, forfeiting any further movement.
Volley of cannon-balls makes contact, the remainder raining down on Port Barry indescriminaately.
"Like you could gas me," she says off-handedly, but loosens her stiff body language and disposition as he continues.
>>41800
Success, forfeiting any further movement.
Volley of cannon-balls makes contact, the remainder raining down on Port Barry indescriminaately.
[1d20+5 = 17]
Since I can't get a boost, Torc flys at the airship, preforming another spellcraft check when in range
Since I can't get a boost, Torc flys at the airship, preforming another spellcraft check when in range
>>41812
Those aren't your only choices, you've got lots. Through the staff (of Power) however, - which is the only way Torcuil is doing anything combative - those 3 are his options. Any spell could apply in this situation, since he's not distinguished himself as a threat.
Those aren't your only choices, you've got lots. Through the staff (of Power) however, - which is the only way Torcuil is doing anything combative - those 3 are his options. Any spell could apply in this situation, since he's not distinguished himself as a threat.
>>41813
If dispel magic doesn't work, then try to see if there is any part of the ship that is not covered. Try to land on the deck. See if there are open port holes. See if a rear propulsion system exists and is open. Are the gas bags protected? We know it shoots cannon balls, so clearly, something in the shield must open. If that doesn't work, try attacking the barrier or ship to see if it can be damaged. And if that doesn't work, well, we still have a trick with dimension door that may or may not work
If dispel magic doesn't work, then try to see if there is any part of the ship that is not covered. Try to land on the deck. See if there are open port holes. See if a rear propulsion system exists and is open. Are the gas bags protected? We know it shoots cannon balls, so clearly, something in the shield must open. If that doesn't work, try attacking the barrier or ship to see if it can be damaged. And if that doesn't work, well, we still have a trick with dimension door that may or may not work
When lenos gets up nest to trumpalidin he will touch him and cast fires of purity https://dndtools.net/spells/spell-compendium--86/fires-purity--4505/
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Tracy pounds uselessly against the force-field, making frustrated monster noises as she waits for her next turn.
>>41817
The spell is fine, but trump is about 2/5 distance from target, while Lenos is ~4/5 distance, and Fires of purity is a touch effect.
The spell is fine, but trump is about 2/5 distance from target, while Lenos is ~4/5 distance, and Fires of purity is a touch effect.
>>41829
Well Torc can fly, yes?
This means he can hover, yes?
So why can't he hover into range for a spellcraft check, and figure out what the fuck that fucking barrier is?
Well Torc can fly, yes?
This means he can hover, yes?
So why can't he hover into range for a spellcraft check, and figure out what the fuck that fucking barrier is?
[1d20 = 11]
Okay, so the party that is intent on the new ship is in position - relatively - to attack. Thez and Infernius are having maritals. Lenos seems to be helping, but don't be too sure. Everyone roll for initiative.
Okay, so the party that is intent on the new ship is in position - relatively - to attack. Thez and Infernius are having maritals. Lenos seems to be helping, but don't be too sure. Everyone roll for initiative.
K. Torcuil, the field isn't "just" a normal magic field, several ppl have went together to put it in place. Previous attempts to dispel were unsuccessful.
>>41837
So with indeterminate benefits, each time Tracy stabs the air around the 'perimeter' theres a weird hissing sound.
>>41837
So with indeterminate benefits, each time Tracy stabs the air around the 'perimeter' theres a weird hissing sound.
>>41848
Drawing her cane is a free action with the quiver, as is releasing her chain.
Tracy has been slamming her body and hooves against this thing all along, I didn't roll because I didn't think there'd be consequences.
Drawing her cane is a free action with the quiver, as is releasing her chain.
Tracy has been slamming her body and hooves against this thing all along, I didn't roll because I didn't think there'd be consequences.
The party's explorational period and general poking around is accentuated (cut off?) by 14 rapid-fire thuds which explode from the side of the vessel, which is still a good way away thanks to this fucking field.
so what is the order of actions? meaning who goes first second and so forth
>>41854
*slams field with both hooves, pushing with chest and stabbing with sword, determined to push through*
*slams field with both hooves, pushing with chest and stabbing with sword, determined to push through*
>>41857
im assuming that lenos has made it to trump if so he will cast that spell on trump and then stand in place and watch for now
im assuming that lenos has made it to trump if so he will cast that spell on trump and then stand in place and watch for now
>>41859
You were/are, but GM is talking to 6 ppl at the same time
>>41861
U rly wanna poke the balloon? Torcuil flies up the the balloon. The balloon is ephemeral, and seems quite flimsy, but otherwise spans a volumetric area fastly superior to the ship. It seems almost like a flak blanket, except magically so.
You were/are, but GM is talking to 6 ppl at the same time
>>41861
U rly wanna poke the balloon? Torcuil flies up the the balloon. The balloon is ephemeral, and seems quite flimsy, but otherwise spans a volumetric area fastly superior to the ship. It seems almost like a flak blanket, except magically so.
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>>41862
I didn't mean poke the balloon, I wanted to see ifthe magical barrier would, like, melt flesh.
But now that you mention it...
I didn't mean poke the balloon, I wanted to see ifthe magical barrier would, like, melt flesh.
But now that you mention it...
>>41865
>Uncertain if the magic barrier causes flesh to melt and fall off the bone, Torcuil sticks his right index finger directly into the magic barrier
I'm going to let this one sink in
>Uncertain if the magic barrier causes flesh to melt and fall off the bone, Torcuil sticks his right index finger directly into the magic barrier
I'm going to let this one sink in
>>41865
Fucking pop it.
We'll drop the vessel to kill everyone on board. Then we'll revive and torture information out of the crew later, and reassemble the ship over the next week.
I'm sick of waiting.
Fucking pop it.
We'll drop the vessel to kill everyone on board. Then we'll revive and torture information out of the crew later, and reassemble the ship over the next week.
I'm sick of waiting.
>>41865
Shush, we're not to that level yet.
Its a simple abjuration, deflecting (but not dispelling, that would be complicated) field, which chaotically repels any lingering magical signatures.
Meaning, ethereal, invisible, or otherwise magical buffs will kick the character outside the field.
Shush, we're not to that level yet.
Its a simple abjuration, deflecting (but not dispelling, that would be complicated) field, which chaotically repels any lingering magical signatures.
Meaning, ethereal, invisible, or otherwise magical buffs will kick the character outside the field.
>>41867
Horsey, fly us up over top the ship, pony-form, let us fall through, then transform back and fly onto the deck. Or just let us fall onto the deck. Or I can call Fae and she can fly us onto the deck
Horsey, fly us up over top the ship, pony-form, let us fall through, then transform back and fly onto the deck. Or just let us fall onto the deck. Or I can call Fae and she can fly us onto the deck
*smacks amulet to turn to his uncursed form*pic related
>>41879
GM sighs
Good luck contending with the psychopathic full-on dragon that just took Lenos' place
GM sighs
Good luck contending with the psychopathic full-on dragon that just took Lenos' place
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>>41892
Why did you use a dagger? Now it's going to take three hours for it to slowly deflate and fall to the ground. If the magic doesn't auto heal it
Why did you use a dagger? Now it's going to take three hours for it to slowly deflate and fall to the ground. If the magic doesn't auto heal it
>>41888
It wouldn't have popped, shouldn't have popped, okay fine it popped. Now you're getting shot at. Are you happy nao?
It wouldn't have popped, shouldn't have popped, okay fine it popped. Now you're getting shot at. Are you happy nao?
>>41897
Stahp the magic. Transform into pony, let us fall inside of the field, then transform back and ride us in SO WE CAN FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR SHIT
Stahp the magic. Transform into pony, let us fall inside of the field, then transform back and ride us in SO WE CAN FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR SHIT
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[2d20 = 17]
Torc fires a quick volley from where the shooting is coming from, then runs towards Tracy and Trump
Torc fires a quick volley from where the shooting is coming from, then runs towards Tracy and Trump
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"Arrrr, ar ar ar ar ar, Arrrrrrr, ar ar ar ar ar," it almost sounds like someone is laughing.
>>41904
He's still plenty out of range. The 'field' has only just been lifted and no one has had (or expressed) the chance to close distance. The airship floats off not too=far, with its side facing the party, so 14 canons.
>>41904
He's still plenty out of range. The 'field' has only just been lifted and no one has had (or expressed) the chance to close distance. The airship floats off not too=far, with its side facing the party, so 14 canons.
>>41910
Uh... I guess we should approach now. And in a direction that avoids line of fire of the cannon
Uh... I guess we should approach now. And in a direction that avoids line of fire of the cannon
>>41909
Oh, I'm still confused but okay.
Torc teleports to Thez and Infernius before he becomes a fine red mist
Oh, I'm still confused but okay.
Torc teleports to Thez and Infernius before he becomes a fine red mist
>>41911
As the flames - even napalm ones - dance along the length of the corded and braided cables that connect the balloon to the ship, one gets the impression that the person designing thought of that, and that it would take exceptional effort to detach the balloon from the "chassis"
As the flames - even napalm ones - dance along the length of the corded and braided cables that connect the balloon to the ship, one gets the impression that the person designing thought of that, and that it would take exceptional effort to detach the balloon from the "chassis"
A resounding and almost yodelling horn pierces the otherwise quiet surroundings, followed by a series of cheers and appreciative sounds, all emanating from the ship.
>>41913
Do you have that cute picture of Tracy Cage smiling and laying down? I don't think I have it saved on my computer
Do you have that cute picture of Tracy Cage smiling and laying down? I don't think I have it saved on my computer
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*casts firestride exhalation to get to the deck of the ship https://dndtools.net/spells/dragon-magic--62/firestride-exhalation--1058/*
>>41914
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
>>41934
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
>>41937
no thanks
no thanks
>>41939
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
>>41949
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
>>41949
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
>>41950
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
*upon reaching the deck of the ship lenos changes back to his brownie form and casts emerald flame fist https://dndtools.net/spells/complete-arcane--55/emerald-flame-fist--496/*
>>41954
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
>>41954
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
My character has three modes: Talk, kill, and have sex. Let me do one of the two or I will do the third
>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
[18d20 = 158]
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes
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>>41967
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
>>41969
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
So Trump and Tracy have first attempted move on the rapidly-firing airship, Lenos is on hand with crazy burning fists, And Torcuil is flying about keeping everyone informed.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
>>41976
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
Now I rolled for it earlier, and tempted though I am to use those 20's, only the first set of rolls applies, and its for cannonballs hitting the tower.
>>41964
I'm showing 2 canons hitting with 2 malfunctioning
>>41964
I'm showing 2 canons hitting with 2 malfunctioning
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>>41984
in that case *casts salamander chargehttps://dndtools.net/spells/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/salamander-charge--3587/ and charges the nearest pirate*
in that case *casts salamander chargehttps://dndtools.net/spells/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/salamander-charge--3587/ and charges the nearest pirate*
The layout of the ship is pretty 1/1 divided. There's a fierce collection on the forward/rear section, of comparably able man-power. Its like the crew split up into 2 equal teams, one on the front (the right, perspectively) and one on the back (left)
>>41991
>anagram
I thought the same about >>14988 →
>>41993
There seems to be a "really pretty" one (officer) who tells ppl to do stuff, while others with either small crossbows or large bows cover the perimeter. There are a couple who don't put their swords away also.
>>41994
Then stop sexin' up the build-up. Just sayin'
>anagram
I thought the same about >>14988 →
>>41993
There seems to be a "really pretty" one (officer) who tells ppl to do stuff, while others with either small crossbows or large bows cover the perimeter. There are a couple who don't put their swords away also.
>>41994
Then stop sexin' up the build-up. Just sayin'
>>42007
>claim the dragon poner
... You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every GET?
Also, wait till you get to epic level.
>claim the dragon poner
... You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every GET?
Also, wait till you get to epic level.
So just to make sure I'm visualizing correctly; Trump/Tracy are in full charge (the chad charge, essentially), while Torcuil was poking at the perimeter defense spell (which quickly popped), while Lenos is squaring up and is pissed-off dragon-mode (cus reasons) and while Thez and Infernius slap-fight with words. Yes?
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>>42008
>You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every get
*shrug*
>Wait until epic level
Oh a shape-shifting greater Chromatic dragon (silver or gold) is the perfect epic level cohort. I just wish I had a clear path to 25 Charisma to actually take the Epic leadership Feat. Also that may take a lot longer than just to get to level 20...
>You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every get
*shrug*
>Wait until epic level
Oh a shape-shifting greater Chromatic dragon (silver or gold) is the perfect epic level cohort. I just wish I had a clear path to 25 Charisma to actually take the Epic leadership Feat. Also that may take a lot longer than just to get to level 20...
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>42011
Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
>>42011
Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
>>42013
Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
[18d20 = 171]
>>42013
You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
>>42013
You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
[5d8 = 19]
Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018
In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018
In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
>>42018
She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
Both Trump and Tracy sustain minimal damage and have successfully occupied the center-point of the top-deck of the ship. Either character can move or maneuver but there's lots of enemies.
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>42021
Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
>>42021
Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
[16d20 = 166]
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42023
Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
>>42023
Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
[4d20 = 53]
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).
>>42030
No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.
Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.
Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
Rather the second bit. Oh well, that wasn't much of anything. These pirates are sucking balls. Lenos is first. I think. I can't find the post that says
>>42033
I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs
And yes, Lenos is first.
I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs
And yes, Lenos is first.
>>42024
ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
[4d20 = 44]
>>42033
Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them
Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
>>42033
Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them
Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
[3d20 = 31]
>>42037
Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
>>42037
Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
>>42041
She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
"Zone... Of... PEACE" calls a voice from the captain's wheel. Waves of enervating energy removes any trace of hostile motion or intention from Tracy and Trunp's intention. Both are able to move or declare any action except attacks/combat.
[1d20 = 16]
>>42048
Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
>>42048
Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
"Whistars! Fayntesh! Do your thing," calls the same voice from the captain's direction.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42061
Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
>>42061
Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
>>42066
>What sort of
He wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.
*Goes to the captain*
>What sort of
He wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.
*Goes to the captain*
>>42063
In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065
>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066
"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065
>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066
"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
F> Wall of Force
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
>>41916
Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
>>42078
*pets horsey*
>"This is pretty strong magic. They seem to have stopped the complete hostility anyways"
*pets horsey*
>"This is pretty strong magic. They seem to have stopped the complete hostility anyways"
Meta question because I gotta sleep
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
>>42045
Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
>>42094
Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?
Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?
>>42095
"Hello Thez. Guessing their magic can't be that powerful if you came aboard. Are these friends of yours?"
"Hello Thez. Guessing their magic can't be that powerful if you came aboard. Are these friends of yours?"
>>42096
Not aboard, high above the ship, outside the spell range (Thez doesn't even know there's a spell yet)
Not aboard, high above the ship, outside the spell range (Thez doesn't even know there's a spell yet)
>>42101
No, those are iterated to Infernius - by creative license - as Thez teleported to engage the opponents.
No, those are iterated to Infernius - by creative license - as Thez teleported to engage the opponents.
Tracy is going to tear this abjurer apart from the inside next time she gets the chance.
I won't be able to play until later this evening.
I won't be able to play until later this evening.
>>42106
>>42073
If possible during her next turn, she phases through the deck/floor to travel underneath the wall of force, to get up-close and personal with the captain.
If not, Trump, use your Help to get us up close and personal.
She's casting Doom at this captain every turn with her lenses.
Gas all shieldfags
>>42073
If possible during her next turn, she phases through the deck/floor to travel underneath the wall of force, to get up-close and personal with the captain.
If not, Trump, use your Help to get us up close and personal.
She's casting Doom at this captain every turn with her lenses.
Gas all shieldfags
>>42110
If he has something to say, she can say it right to their faces.
Tracy is already determined to move from point A to point B. She's not attacking in any way; she's just getting close.
Remember to make him pay for the damaged tower.
If he has something to say, she can say it right to their faces.
Tracy is already determined to move from point A to point B. She's not attacking in any way; she's just getting close.
Remember to make him pay for the damaged tower.
>>42111
Eh.... fine. Horsey can try her intimidation tactics. I guess she's got to do something to impress the captain into buying her
She may have to deflate if you want dimension door to work. If that thing is a wall of force, both going around it with eternalness and dimension door will get around it
Eh.... fine. Horsey can try her intimidation tactics. I guess she's got to do something to impress the captain into buying her
She may have to deflate if you want dimension door to work. If that thing is a wall of force, both going around it with eternalness and dimension door will get around it
>>42112
I don't normally bother looking up how to get past spells, barriers, etc. because my character wouldn't know anyway, so there's no point in me knowing.
She's just pissed that the faggot who interrupted her day is hiding behind some invisible shield in non-stabbing range.
I don't normally bother looking up how to get past spells, barriers, etc. because my character wouldn't know anyway, so there's no point in me knowing.
She's just pissed that the faggot who interrupted her day is hiding behind some invisible shield in non-stabbing range.
Lenos would like to cast meteor swarm at the balloon to try and pop it
Alright then, before we do anything else, I'm gonna bake