Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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You've heard of Elf on Shelf, right?
>>39529
Ding
Now, Tracy can detect Trollestia's scent in and about the docks, but with no source (meaning, she's out of range).
Ding
Now, Tracy can detect Trollestia's scent in and about the docks, but with no source (meaning, she's out of range).
Not just that either, its cuz it already has the artist's "sweet sweet soulcoin"
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>39534
Tracy, now ~70 ft up, rears in mid-air and howls more monstrously than she ever has before, beside herself with rage.
Intimidate check, because I feel like it.
>>39534
Tracy, now ~70 ft up, rears in mid-air and howls more monstrously than she ever has before, beside herself with rage.
Intimidate check, because I feel like it.
>>39520
>In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target!
This scares me
>In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target!
This scares me
>>39538
If you'll permit me to cross-thread for a moment, this is precisely why it is necessary and important that an individual know, understand, and appreciate the multitude of metaphysics which I make increasingly available to those not "in the know". Abrahamic traditions have incalculable value and merit, but they omit many elements of metaphysics "cuz spoopy" that leave a number (a small number, but a number none the less) of practitioners/adherents vulnerable and susceptible to,... well spoopy shit.
If you'll permit me to cross-thread for a moment, this is precisely why it is necessary and important that an individual know, understand, and appreciate the multitude of metaphysics which I make increasingly available to those not "in the know". Abrahamic traditions have incalculable value and merit, but they omit many elements of metaphysics "cuz spoopy" that leave a number (a small number, but a number none the less) of practitioners/adherents vulnerable and susceptible to,... well spoopy shit.
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>>39536
Such entities don't deal in material realms, that's where they're weakest. What one has in their dreams is what is important.
Such entities don't deal in material realms, that's where they're weakest. What one has in their dreams is what is important.
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>>39546
Its more to emphasize that the situation just turned a bit "not quite right", as illustrated by the distortions of the song.
Its more to emphasize that the situation just turned a bit "not quite right", as illustrated by the distortions of the song.
[7d6 = 25]
>>39551
Fall damage at 70 ft would be 7d6. I should emphasize that he has a full corpse with him the whole time
>>39551
Fall damage at 70 ft would be 7d6. I should emphasize that he has a full corpse with him the whole time
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Trump survives the fall, but not without injury. Unicorn #647's corpse falls sickeningly nearby. I'll put them somewhere in the midst of the Port, given that they were(?) headed back to the tower.
>>39559
C-can't she catch him..? It's inconvenient if he's dead or crippled.
>why is crazy horse crazy?
Don't fuck that unicorn, PLEASE.
C-can't she catch him..? It's inconvenient if he's dead or crippled.
>why is crazy horse crazy?
Don't fuck that unicorn, PLEASE.
For the record, this was not my idea. I'm not trying to shift blame, I'm giving credit; this was a brilliant plot device
Tracy lands in the forest, and immediately begins running amok scorching the ground-cover beneath her, intent on turning the wood into a total hellscape.
>>39570
Alright. He cuts the requisite amount of biomass from the unicorn (a severed ear?) and walks with it towards the Tower, bloodied, presumably
Alright. He cuts the requisite amount of biomass from the unicorn (a severed ear?) and walks with it towards the Tower, bloodied, presumably
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>>39570
A question I should have asked a long time ago. Is the unicorn an FiM unicorn, or a D&D unicorn that is well below the level of a celestial charger?
A question I should have asked a long time ago. Is the unicorn an FiM unicorn, or a D&D unicorn that is well below the level of a celestial charger?
>>39576
Don't worry, the horsefucking is mostly unknown and considered a rumor or urban legend. Don't be dragging a corpse tho, that's rather conspicuous. Tracy's fag is right, a hair or some blood (remember that time) will do.
Don't worry, the horsefucking is mostly unknown and considered a rumor or urban legend. Don't be dragging a corpse tho, that's rather conspicuous. Tracy's fag is right, a hair or some blood (remember that time) will do.
>>39578
Yeah, he takes a severed ear and places it in his pocket, and takes hairs for good measure
>>39579
FiM unicorn: is 90 pounds, looks like an anime character, has an ass tattoo
Normal Unicorn: is 1200 pounds, looks like a horse, has no ass tattoo
Are you shitting me? How the fuck could he miss the difference?
>>39580
What he killed and has the corpse of
Yeah, he takes a severed ear and places it in his pocket, and takes hairs for good measure
>>39579
FiM unicorn: is 90 pounds, looks like an anime character, has an ass tattoo
Normal Unicorn: is 1200 pounds, looks like a horse, has no ass tattoo
Are you shitting me? How the fuck could he miss the difference?
>>39580
What he killed and has the corpse of
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>>39592
No. That's an Su, and alternate forms don't give the new form's Su's, though they retain the original form's Sus
No. That's an Su, and alternate forms don't give the new form's Su's, though they retain the original form's Sus
>>39581
K first of all, that was Trump's fag's question.
>>39582
The Nithing pole is in shambles. It appears as though it has aged excessively (EXCESSIVELY) given the time its been in place, and there is evidence that its been gnawed on and sabotaged by little woodland animals (via teeth-marks). Its not a pole anymore, just a collection of spoopy horse-parts.
>>39583
#647 was of comparable size to Troll, and Troll is observably a mostly FiM unicorn (except when she was killing zombies, I did mention her going full alicorn then).
K first of all, that was Trump's fag's question.
>>39582
The Nithing pole is in shambles. It appears as though it has aged excessively (EXCESSIVELY) given the time its been in place, and there is evidence that its been gnawed on and sabotaged by little woodland animals (via teeth-marks). Its not a pole anymore, just a collection of spoopy horse-parts.
>>39583
#647 was of comparable size to Troll, and Troll is observably a mostly FiM unicorn (except when she was killing zombies, I did mention her going full alicorn then).
>>39590
Also, I amend my earlier DDLC answer; just watch an expedited (1.25+) lets play. I recommend BijuuMike, cuz he's an unrepentant weeb.
Also, I amend my earlier DDLC answer; just watch an expedited (1.25+) lets play. I recommend BijuuMike, cuz he's an unrepentant weeb.
Okay fine, Tracy's faggot can do the burn thing but he's getting blamed if this ends up fucking us over in some notable way, and no using it for anything that actually has a purpose
Tracy is still scorching the meadow, on the eyes and ears peeled for nearby creatures.
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>>39611
After them. Charge all over the place, roaring like a maddened fiend.
Set the meadow on fire behind her as she gallops, spamming constant intimidate checks and keeping all of her senses on high.
Wreak havoc.
After them. Charge all over the place, roaring like a maddened fiend.
Set the meadow on fire behind her as she gallops, spamming constant intimidate checks and keeping all of her senses on high.
Wreak havoc.
>>39615
Tracy is also a PC, level 16.
And Troll has already used up at least a dozen of her prepared spells, and Tracy knows that.
Regardless, in character, she doesn't give a damn about odds.
>>39616
Set the meadow, the hill, and the trees on fires. Roar loudly, wreaking havoc on everything in the vincinity.
Make alot of noise.
It is nighttime, right?
Tracy is also a PC, level 16.
And Troll has already used up at least a dozen of her prepared spells, and Tracy knows that.
Regardless, in character, she doesn't give a damn about odds.
>>39616
Set the meadow, the hill, and the trees on fires. Roar loudly, wreaking havoc on everything in the vincinity.
Make alot of noise.
It is nighttime, right?
>>39616
"In this spot along the road... [gives the exact location as best as he can remember it]. I don't think it will be there much longer though"
Trumpaladin gets the scroll, goes to the infirmary, pulls out the rope of entanglement, and now....
Puts the severed ear in the Entertron, presses the button, and sees what happened
"In this spot along the road... [gives the exact location as best as he can remember it]. I don't think it will be there much longer though"
Trumpaladin gets the scroll, goes to the infirmary, pulls out the rope of entanglement, and now....
Puts the severed ear in the Entertron, presses the button, and sees what happened
>>39621
She's been burning everything in sight for a while now.
Are there flames/smoke visible from a distance?
She's been burning everything in sight for a while now.
Are there flames/smoke visible from a distance?
>>39625
Yes, of course. She wasn't made undead, so its all good.
"What,... the,... fug,...." She says as she reorients herself to the situation, in an obviously panicked posture
Yes, of course. She wasn't made undead, so its all good.
"What,... the,... fug,...." She says as she reorients herself to the situation, in an obviously panicked posture
>>39624
[impatient nightmare noises]
*Continues tiny terrorist attacks across the meadow, scorching the area and killing everything in sight*
[impatient nightmare noises]
*Continues tiny terrorist attacks across the meadow, scorching the area and killing everything in sight*
>>39626
>Obviously panicked
Casts Calm Emotions from the scroll
Only after this is accomplished, he says to her
"Evidently you were used as the body double for a different target. You were killed when you were mistaken for her. You have been resurrected by the power of the Football. I do not intend to harm you. Now, can you tell me who you are?"
>Obviously panicked
Casts Calm Emotions from the scroll
Only after this is accomplished, he says to her
"Evidently you were used as the body double for a different target. You were killed when you were mistaken for her. You have been resurrected by the power of the Football. I do not intend to harm you. Now, can you tell me who you are?"
>>39627
If you're intent on burning the whole forest and meadow and grove and shit down, I'm gonna have to interject. Tracy would not succeed at that without intervention, but I'm not yet sure what that intervention would be cuz I don't have "burning shit down" in my list of plausible scenarios lesson learned. So if that's her aim, I do have to pause in that part of the world. I'm not saying she can't, I'm saying "gimme a night's rest to figure out what happens next".
>>39628
"I was tasked by another unicorn and a strange fellow in w weirdly-patterned robe to stay in place, hold vigil, and act as though I was minding the situation. No one mentioned getting killed. Who are you? I know you asked first, but since I'm in this clear tube and you have me at your mercy, I think its proper that you introduce yourself first."
If you're intent on burning the whole forest and meadow and grove and shit down, I'm gonna have to interject. Tracy would not succeed at that without intervention, but I'm not yet sure what that intervention would be cuz I don't have "burning shit down" in my list of plausible scenarios lesson learned. So if that's her aim, I do have to pause in that part of the world. I'm not saying she can't, I'm saying "gimme a night's rest to figure out what happens next".
>>39628
"I was tasked by another unicorn and a strange fellow in w weirdly-patterned robe to stay in place, hold vigil, and act as though I was minding the situation. No one mentioned getting killed. Who are you? I know you asked first, but since I'm in this clear tube and you have me at your mercy, I think its proper that you introduce yourself first."
*scorches meadow*
*burns trees*
*slaughters local wildlife*
*empties-out 1-gallon jug of chocolate milk all over the ground*
>>39629
>intervention
She's been trying to lure Troll out this whole time.
*burns trees*
*slaughters local wildlife*
*empties-out 1-gallon jug of chocolate milk all over the ground*
>>39629
>intervention
She's been trying to lure Troll out this whole time.
>>39629
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump. I am part of a group tasked with defending this city. As you can see we have only been moderately successful at it... Through a bizarre and humiliating set of circumstances I made a pact to kill a specific unicorn, the one who tasked you to stand there. She's a known troll. Make no mistake, she knew we were coming, she knew what would happen to you... Anyways, you're in a special device in the infirmary of our base. You were dead for a while. I can let you out of the tube if you won't run or attack me"
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump. I am part of a group tasked with defending this city. As you can see we have only been moderately successful at it... Through a bizarre and humiliating set of circumstances I made a pact to kill a specific unicorn, the one who tasked you to stand there. She's a known troll. Make no mistake, she knew we were coming, she knew what would happen to you... Anyways, you're in a special device in the infirmary of our base. You were dead for a while. I can let you out of the tube if you won't run or attack me"
>>39630
>luring Troll
That will fail, spoiler alert. What will happen is other parties 'interested in the grove, forest, and surrounding areas' will take interest. It is to that end I'm saying "lets pause for the moment".
>chocolate milk
Wut?
>>39631
"Oh I remember you. If I'm not mistaken, you were the first to strike. I'll stay here, if you don't mind my saying."
>luring Troll
That will fail, spoiler alert. What will happen is other parties 'interested in the grove, forest, and surrounding areas' will take interest. It is to that end I'm saying "lets pause for the moment".
>chocolate milk
Wut?
>>39631
"Oh I remember you. If I'm not mistaken, you were the first to strike. I'll stay here, if you don't mind my saying."
>>39632
>chocolate milk
Old 4chan joke. Intentionally pilling chocolate milk is an act of pure, unfiltered ebil.
>Won't show up when a bloodthirsty fiend is burning down the forest and mercilessly attacking the local wildlife
Some Cleric she is...
>chocolate milk
Old 4chan joke. Intentionally pilling chocolate milk is an act of pure, unfiltered ebil.
>Won't show up when a bloodthirsty fiend is burning down the forest and mercilessly attacking the local wildlife
Some Cleric she is...
>>39632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-dq2Y4Z-Y
"That's me!
That's alright then. I'll tell you again that I do not actually want you dead, and that I was only compelled into the pact to attack the other unicorn because of... I don't want to talk about it. If you don't trust me, that's fine.
But first, I must say I am curious. In the months I've been here, you're only the third unicorn I've seen here. I thought they were... well, as rare as unicorns. What is your name, and who are you?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-dq2Y4Z-Y
"That's me!
That's alright then. I'll tell you again that I do not actually want you dead, and that I was only compelled into the pact to attack the other unicorn because of... I don't want to talk about it. If you don't trust me, that's fine.
But first, I must say I am curious. In the months I've been here, you're only the third unicorn I've seen here. I thought they were... well, as rare as unicorns. What is your name, and who are you?"
>>39636
Trumpaladin's eyes light up
"How long have you been here? What is the last thing you remember?"
Trumpaladin's eyes light up
"How long have you been here? What is the last thing you remember?"
>>39633
>tfw you start destroying things randomly and attacking innocents to lure the hero out of hiding, but she still doesn't show up to your challenge
[sad supervillain noises]
*lays curls up in a smoldering pile of her own fiendish flame*
>tfw you start destroying things randomly and attacking innocents to lure the hero out of hiding, but she still doesn't show up to your challenge
[sad supervillain noises]
*lays curls up in a smoldering pile of her own fiendish flame*
>>39638
>Supervillain
No, Tracy is not clever enough to be a supervillain. Trollestia just might be, but Tracy is that dumbass criminal who calls 9/11 trying to order a pizza
>Supervillain
No, Tracy is not clever enough to be a supervillain. Trollestia just might be, but Tracy is that dumbass criminal who calls 9/11 trying to order a pizza
>>39640
As she does so, a ruslting in the brush can be heard not too far away, but not close enough to determine the source.
As she does so, a ruslting in the brush can be heard not too far away, but not close enough to determine the source.
>>39641
I'm not sad in the least. She's caused so much shit for the rest of us
>>39641
"Yes, that is precisely what I mean. From what I know this world is a sort of "Colosseum," as it were, for gods. All of us were brought here after having died in other planes of existence. I have been here a little more than four months. It was hard for me to adjust too. Now tell me, where did you meet that unicorn who you stood in as a body double for?"
\r
I'm not sad in the least. She's caused so much shit for the rest of us
>>39641
"Yes, that is precisely what I mean. From what I know this world is a sort of "Colosseum," as it were, for gods. All of us were brought here after having died in other planes of existence. I have been here a little more than four months. It was hard for me to adjust too. Now tell me, where did you meet that unicorn who you stood in as a body double for?"
\r
>>39644
>missing the point
You'll get there
"I'm,... dead? Then,... that was,...." she pauses for a moment as things apparently dawn on her, "... real."
>>39645
"Oh, not good, to be sure!" calls out from a particular side (we'll go with the right side).
"But what IS good?" wait, that was from the left.
"And where do you fit in? Where do we ALL fit in?" uhm... that was from above.
>missing the point
You'll get there
"I'm,... dead? Then,... that was,...." she pauses for a moment as things apparently dawn on her, "... real."
>>39645
"Oh, not good, to be sure!" calls out from a particular side (we'll go with the right side).
"But what IS good?" wait, that was from the left.
"And where do you fit in? Where do we ALL fit in?" uhm... that was from above.
Is the fox going to say something important soon? It's 3:30.
>>39650
"I'm... I'm actually not sure. Mostly I just felt bad for what happened on the docks, so I wanted to resurrect you to undo any damage.
Besides that, I don't know. It's weird seeing a third unicorn here. My first thought was "who is she" and "where did she come from" besides "why is she working with Trollestia." So I guess I would like to know the answers to those questions?
I don't want to harm you"
"I'm... I'm actually not sure. Mostly I just felt bad for what happened on the docks, so I wanted to resurrect you to undo any damage.
Besides that, I don't know. It's weird seeing a third unicorn here. My first thought was "who is she" and "where did she come from" besides "why is she working with Trollestia." So I guess I would like to know the answers to those questions?
I don't want to harm you"
>>39656
Great, now I won't sleep...
Goodnight faggots.
*Tries to pass out for real this time, ignoring imaginary fox*
Great, now I won't sleep...
Goodnight faggots.
*Tries to pass out for real this time, ignoring imaginary fox*
>>39656
"Yes. We have a unicorn who came from Equestria who works for our party as a carpenter. She's also an artillery mare, participated in the battle you may have seen the last of earlier. Her name is Regina, but everyone calls her Slovenia. She's really adorable. Saw her just a couple hours ago in town. I'm not quite sure where she is right now. She's really cute"
"Yes. We have a unicorn who came from Equestria who works for our party as a carpenter. She's also an artillery mare, participated in the battle you may have seen the last of earlier. Her name is Regina, but everyone calls her Slovenia. She's really adorable. Saw her just a couple hours ago in town. I'm not quite sure where she is right now. She's really cute"
>>39657
Oh, you'll sleep I'm sure.
>>39658
She lays down pensively. "Pardon my rudeness, but I must think on this. I mean, I'm at your mercy apparently, but this is alot to take in. I've never even seen another of my kind, and yet here I've been brought back from death, twice, and find there are a likewise number of my kind flittering about."
Oh, you'll sleep I'm sure.
>>39658
She lays down pensively. "Pardon my rudeness, but I must think on this. I mean, I'm at your mercy apparently, but this is alot to take in. I've never even seen another of my kind, and yet here I've been brought back from death, twice, and find there are a likewise number of my kind flittering about."
>>39659
"Those other two are the only two I know about...
Would you like to come out of the tube, Felecia?"
"Those other two are the only two I know about...
Would you like to come out of the tube, Felecia?"
>>39660
"Your word, that this isn't another ploy? Wait, nevermind. If what you would say is false, then its too late to avoid. If what you say is true, then there's nothing left to loose is there?"
"Your word, that this isn't another ploy? Wait, nevermind. If what you would say is false, then its too late to avoid. If what you say is true, then there's nothing left to loose is there?"
>>39661
"If I wanted to do anything to you that you did not want me to do, I would open the tube myself and do it. If the fact that I am not doing that is not proof that that I do not intend to harm you, I'm really not sure what I can say or do to convince you otherwise.
It's okay Felicia. You have my word that this is not a ploy - I swear it. You can trust me"
*extends hand*
"If I wanted to do anything to you that you did not want me to do, I would open the tube myself and do it. If the fact that I am not doing that is not proof that that I do not intend to harm you, I'm really not sure what I can say or do to convince you otherwise.
It's okay Felicia. You have my word that this is not a ploy - I swear it. You can trust me"
*extends hand*
>>39662
"And what of you? You've said you are a paladin, and that you follow someone by the name of Trump, and have made mention of Football. What is your name?"
"And what of you? You've said you are a paladin, and that you follow someone by the name of Trump, and have made mention of Football. What is your name?"
>>39663
"Funny question that is. I've been here four months, and never told anyone my name. No one. Only that I am a Paladin who follows the teachings of Saint Trump, and serves our Lord, Elway, who is also Football and American. I'm not sure I've even been asked my name.
In a different life I was named Brad. Brad Sentry. But everyone here calls me Trump, or Trumpaladin. That's what I usually go by. Kind of flattering to be so closely associated with the Saint"
"Funny question that is. I've been here four months, and never told anyone my name. No one. Only that I am a Paladin who follows the teachings of Saint Trump, and serves our Lord, Elway, who is also Football and American. I'm not sure I've even been asked my name.
In a different life I was named Brad. Brad Sentry. But everyone here calls me Trump, or Trumpaladin. That's what I usually go by. Kind of flattering to be so closely associated with the Saint"
>>39664
"Brad. Hmmmm. It is good to meet you Brad." She pushes against the glass of the Entertron. "Um,... I'm not sure how to work this." she says, tapping at various points on the glass trying to illicit a response from the device.
"Brad. Hmmmm. It is good to meet you Brad." She pushes against the glass of the Entertron. "Um,... I'm not sure how to work this." she says, tapping at various points on the glass trying to illicit a response from the device.
>>39665
"You can call me Trumpaladin. It's good to meet you, properly, too"
Trumpaladin opens the door on the entertron, letting Felicia out
"You can call me Trumpaladin. It's good to meet you, properly, too"
Trumpaladin opens the door on the entertron, letting Felicia out
>>39668
Don't worry, I'm conditioned to wake up crazy early. Even if I don't stay up, I always check the board (read: this thread)
Don't worry, I'm conditioned to wake up crazy early. Even if I don't stay up, I always check the board (read: this thread)
Alright, with no further adieu,....
>>39675
Am I to assume that Tracy is awake, or are those dream-state frustrated nightmare noises?
>>39666
Felicia steps out of the Entertron nervously. Her face betrays a lack of comprehension with such a building or structure as the tower's infirmary. "What is this place?" she asks, her eyes darting all around looking for anything familiar or comprehensible and generally being unsuccessful.
>>39675
Am I to assume that Tracy is awake, or are those dream-state frustrated nightmare noises?
>>39666
Felicia steps out of the Entertron nervously. Her face betrays a lack of comprehension with such a building or structure as the tower's infirmary. "What is this place?" she asks, her eyes darting all around looking for anything familiar or comprehensible and generally being unsuccessful.
>>39642
The "passes out" comment was referring to Tracy's faggot.
Tracy is still waiting for Troll to show up, but is just about ready to give up and turn in for the night.
The "passes out" comment was referring to Tracy's faggot.
Tracy is still waiting for Troll to show up, but is just about ready to give up and turn in for the night.
>>39680
Ado, not adieu for future reference
Also, what have a cursed this unicorn with? Taking it to an unfamilier place.
I'm a monster.
Also, you never answered who Troll's god is.
Ado, not adieu for future reference
Also, what have a cursed this unicorn with? Taking it to an unfamilier place.
I'm a monster.
Also, you never answered who Troll's god is.
>>39680
"Right now, you are in the infirmary of a much larger structure. This larger structure is an iso-deca-whatever geometrical construct we call "Trump Tower.""
Smiling
"I gilded it myself.
It has the ability to hover and to fly at a low rate of speed, and contains our rooms as well as smaller manufactories. It's old, and was the base of operations of earlier parties. We use it as ours. I don't actually know where it came from, how old it is, what its abilities are, or really very much about it at all."
"Right now, you are in the infirmary of a much larger structure. This larger structure is an iso-deca-whatever geometrical construct we call "Trump Tower.""
Smiling
"I gilded it myself.
It has the ability to hover and to fly at a low rate of speed, and contains our rooms as well as smaller manufactories. It's old, and was the base of operations of earlier parties. We use it as ours. I don't actually know where it came from, how old it is, what its abilities are, or really very much about it at all."
>>39682
Idk if natural Clerics necessarily need to have gods, desu. It's dumb, but on the Cleric class description, a strange line says:
>If a cleric is not devoted to a particular deity, he still selects two domains to represent his spiritual inclinations and abilities. The restriction on alignment domains still applies.
Of course, if you're playing as a PC Cleric and you don't select a god, you're just bullshitting the game.
Try asking her yourself. There's no way he'd know without asking.
Idk if natural Clerics necessarily need to have gods, desu. It's dumb, but on the Cleric class description, a strange line says:
>If a cleric is not devoted to a particular deity, he still selects two domains to represent his spiritual inclinations and abilities. The restriction on alignment domains still applies.
Of course, if you're playing as a PC Cleric and you don't select a god, you're just bullshitting the game.
Try asking her yourself. There's no way he'd know without asking.
>>39682
>what have a cursed this unicorn with?
She died painfully, and now Trump's faggot is already trying to fuck her.
>what have a cursed this unicorn with?
She died painfully, and now Trump's faggot is already trying to fuck her.
>>39687
Just sitting there looking at Tracy expectantly, entirely dismissive of the fact that the forest is burning down. It's not that bad of a fire really, though it is impressive to look at.
Just sitting there looking at Tracy expectantly, entirely dismissive of the fact that the forest is burning down. It's not that bad of a fire really, though it is impressive to look at.
>>39691
Oh right, I completely forgot. The liches were sufficient to level. Also, each of the liches had a set of bracers, a ring, and some more stuff I haven't rolled for yet.
Oh right, I completely forgot. The liches were sufficient to level. Also, each of the liches had a set of bracers, a ring, and some more stuff I haven't rolled for yet.
>>39693
Why'd you use another unicorn as the double instead of a cow or some shit? If Tracy didn't want to stick a dagger in her so badly, she would've gone for a Bull Rush and pushed her to the ghouls.
Why'd you use another unicorn as the double instead of a cow or some shit? If Tracy didn't want to stick a dagger in her so badly, she would've gone for a Bull Rush and pushed her to the ghouls.
>>39685
"Why yes. Several of us, who appeared in containers downstairs when we resurrected.
You’ve met me. I’m the group’s Paladin, and a human. I swear I am nicer under better circumstances
Our Party’s Cleric is Infernius, a red minotaur. Very strong, also a literal Nazi. But he’s a very good guy, very good. I like him. You can trust him. Always riding in to save the day. Not the brightest though
We have another member of our party who is a pony, like you. An Earth pony with no horn. She’s blue, likes to stand on her legs, and not very fond of being a pony appearently, since she tries to be some sort of demon thing – long story. Anyways, her name is Tracy Cage. She was like a serial killer or something in her past life and now she’s our rogue and token evil teammate. She was on the docks with you earlier, though I can’t be sure if you saw her. You felt her, that I am sure of. Anyways, you should probably avoid her. She’s tried to kill every single equine of any kind she’s come across, except for one – and she kidnapped her. She didn’t give a half-second’s thought to your death earlier.
There’s Torcuil, our group’s wizard and NEET. He likes to dress in a kilt. I’m guessing he was the man you met earlier with that unicorn. You’ve seen him. I would say he’s a good guy, but I never know. I mean, he summoned you, had you stand in place of a different unicorn knowing damn well there was going to be an attempt on that unicorn’s life, and basically left you to die without telling you any of this.”
*Trumpaladin shrugs*
Then there’s Thez. She’s a monk half-elf, and the most powerful member of the group. I’m afraid of her, and generally avoid her. I really can’t say she’s not helpful though, or committed to us. After all, she gave me this”
Trumpaladin pulls out and shows Sugoito, which is visibly covered in dark red rusted stains
“Don’t be startled.”
He places it back
“Although she does sometimes do evil things like when she killed and ate one of our horses, or she keeps that damn brothel…”
Trumpaladin pauses and stares blankly for a solid three beats
“Anyways, that’s not really an exhaustive list, but it should be a quick rundown”
"Why yes. Several of us, who appeared in containers downstairs when we resurrected.
You’ve met me. I’m the group’s Paladin, and a human. I swear I am nicer under better circumstances
Our Party’s Cleric is Infernius, a red minotaur. Very strong, also a literal Nazi. But he’s a very good guy, very good. I like him. You can trust him. Always riding in to save the day. Not the brightest though
We have another member of our party who is a pony, like you. An Earth pony with no horn. She’s blue, likes to stand on her legs, and not very fond of being a pony appearently, since she tries to be some sort of demon thing – long story. Anyways, her name is Tracy Cage. She was like a serial killer or something in her past life and now she’s our rogue and token evil teammate. She was on the docks with you earlier, though I can’t be sure if you saw her. You felt her, that I am sure of. Anyways, you should probably avoid her. She’s tried to kill every single equine of any kind she’s come across, except for one – and she kidnapped her. She didn’t give a half-second’s thought to your death earlier.
There’s Torcuil, our group’s wizard and NEET. He likes to dress in a kilt. I’m guessing he was the man you met earlier with that unicorn. You’ve seen him. I would say he’s a good guy, but I never know. I mean, he summoned you, had you stand in place of a different unicorn knowing damn well there was going to be an attempt on that unicorn’s life, and basically left you to die without telling you any of this.”
*Trumpaladin shrugs*
Then there’s Thez. She’s a monk half-elf, and the most powerful member of the group. I’m afraid of her, and generally avoid her. I really can’t say she’s not helpful though, or committed to us. After all, she gave me this”
Trumpaladin pulls out and shows Sugoito, which is visibly covered in dark red rusted stains
“Don’t be startled.”
He places it back
“Although she does sometimes do evil things like when she killed and ate one of our horses, or she keeps that damn brothel…”
Trumpaladin pauses and stares blankly for a solid three beats
“Anyways, that’s not really an exhaustive list, but it should be a quick rundown”
*watches haphazardly-it fire fizzle-out into just a few ghostly blue embers*
*gets up and begins to walk away*
>>39696
>'.... Flashy...'
*gets up and begins to walk away*
>>39696
>'.... Flashy...'
>>39701
>Torcuil's Plan's got fucked over
Kek
>Thought Tracy would know to check
She's not a very smart villain. She just burned down a source of building material and pissed off other factions - for no reason
>Torcuil's Plan's got fucked over
Kek
>Thought Tracy would know to check
She's not a very smart villain. She just burned down a source of building material and pissed off other factions - for no reason
*returns to tower*
*enters entertron*
*dumps-out Ponimaru's corpse*
*duct-tapes his front legs together*
*duct-tapes his back legs together*
*tapes his front legs to his back legs*
*duct-tapes his mouth shut* (horses only breath through their noses)
*tapes his entire body to the ceiling*
*revives him*
"That was some really lame crap you pulled there, little White Ninja-kun."
*leaves a wrapped-up black satchel in the room*
"For you, if you ever manage to get down from there."
*leaves*
*enters entertron*
*dumps-out Ponimaru's corpse*
*duct-tapes his front legs together*
*duct-tapes his back legs together*
*tapes his front legs to his back legs*
*duct-tapes his mouth shut* (horses only breath through their noses)
*tapes his entire body to the ceiling*
*revives him*
"That was some really lame crap you pulled there, little White Ninja-kun."
*leaves a wrapped-up black satchel in the room*
"For you, if you ever manage to get down from there."
*leaves*
>>39707
The small gift that she made for him more than a month ago, on a whim.
>A black leather knife-holder, with fourteen Darkness-enchanted kunai (I counted the days she never cast a 2nd lvl BG spell); work better than smoke bombs.
>Darkie's Mummified Hand, because it's hard being a mudpony
The small gift that she made for him more than a month ago, on a whim.
>A black leather knife-holder, with fourteen Darkness-enchanted kunai (I counted the days she never cast a 2nd lvl BG spell); work better than smoke bombs.
>Darkie's Mummified Hand, because it's hard being a mudpony
>>39707
Because Trumpaladin knows something like >>39706 is coming, he tries to move himself and felicia from the infirmary to the stables
"Killing and eating others? I don't understand it either. But that's what it is to be evil, I guess. And in this world, as in all others, there is evil. You can never purge it, even from your own ranks. Please follow me to the stables. There may be someone there...
Also, please do not wander off. There is another person here, Darkemeter, elf and assassin, who may be interested in your horn and hide. Or he may be perfectly harmless and friendly, I do not know. The blue one is coming, and she may kill you on sight, be your friend, or just not care. I don't know"
Because Trumpaladin knows something like >>39706 is coming, he tries to move himself and felicia from the infirmary to the stables
"Killing and eating others? I don't understand it either. But that's what it is to be evil, I guess. And in this world, as in all others, there is evil. You can never purge it, even from your own ranks. Please follow me to the stables. There may be someone there...
Also, please do not wander off. There is another person here, Darkemeter, elf and assassin, who may be interested in your horn and hide. Or he may be perfectly harmless and friendly, I do not know. The blue one is coming, and she may kill you on sight, be your friend, or just not care. I don't know"
>>39708
*teleports behind you*
"Hello, Flashy.."
>glum face
"I didn't manage to find that white cunt.."
*looks at confused unicorn*
*notices cutie mark*
"Greetings, sister. Sorry for killin' 'ya, I guess."
*teleports behind you*
"Hello, Flashy.."
>glum face
"I didn't manage to find that white cunt.."
*looks at confused unicorn*
*notices cutie mark*
"Greetings, sister. Sorry for killin' 'ya, I guess."
>>39714
She might cut him down if she feels like it. She'll probably ask him why he felt like dying twice too.
She might cut him down if she feels like it. She'll probably ask him why he felt like dying twice too.
>>39714
If he's still up there in an hour, he'll be taken down when Trumpaladin tries to revive any of the citizenry that are dead but don't seem to have their souls sucked out
If he's still up there in an hour, he'll be taken down when Trumpaladin tries to revive any of the citizenry that are dead but don't seem to have their souls sucked out
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Tracy still has a bag full of Ruth's clothes and whatnot.
Can we roll the swag?
Can we roll the swag?
>>39722
Trumpaladin assumes a defensive posture, and stands between Tracy and Felicia
"Yeah, I know. It is a lot to take in. Where do you come from? I'm guessing you're not from Equestria if you haven't seen unicorns, and you seem to have seen humans before, so..."
Trumpaladin assumes a defensive posture, and stands between Tracy and Felicia
"Yeah, I know. It is a lot to take in. Where do you come from? I'm guessing you're not from Equestria if you haven't seen unicorns, and you seem to have seen humans before, so..."
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>>39730
>"Good. I was afraid..."
>"So, who can we save, and what needs to be done to restore the Generals?"
>"Good. I was afraid..."
>"So, who can we save, and what needs to be done to restore the Generals?"
>>39731
I'm already into it, might as well finish. Besides, its better that I determine these things in the event that she becomes more integrated like Slovenia (who was on the fly, but hasn't - yet - blown up in my face)
I'm already into it, might as well finish. Besides, its better that I determine these things in the event that she becomes more integrated like Slovenia (who was on the fly, but hasn't - yet - blown up in my face)
Alright. Felicia's cutie mark is a paintbrush with paint on it. Also, she's fucking a white mare! and her mane is light green. In response to Tracy's question (before Tracy departed) "I live in Phillydelphia,... or I guess I used to."
>>39739
"I'm not sure to be honest. The last thing I remember was being in a horrible accident that GM hasn't yet figured out the nature of. Then I found myself in a small room kind of like these rooms with a bed and a chest, but before I could even look around I was transported to those docks that we ahem met at. The wizard fellow and the other unicorn were there, and they asked me to keep an eye on the area, but not before casting a spell that altered my appearance. I thought it was all a dream, so I complied."
>>39741
Upon nearing the docks, Tracy passes Darkie who has a shit-eating grin on his face.
"I'm not sure to be honest. The last thing I remember was being in a horrible accident that GM hasn't yet figured out the nature of. Then I found myself in a small room kind of like these rooms with a bed and a chest, but before I could even look around I was transported to those docks that we ahem met at. The wizard fellow and the other unicorn were there, and they asked me to keep an eye on the area, but not before casting a spell that altered my appearance. I thought it was all a dream, so I complied."
>>39741
Upon nearing the docks, Tracy passes Darkie who has a shit-eating grin on his face.
>>39743
"That's... That's very interesting. I'm sorry it is no dream... We probably have an extra room if you wish to stay with us"
Also, is Fae on her way?
"That's... That's very interesting. I'm sorry it is no dream... We probably have an extra room if you wish to stay with us"
Also, is Fae on her way?
>>39746
"Yeah, sure. More valuable dead than alive."
Tracy once again begins to look for Trolls scent.
"Yeah, sure. More valuable dead than alive."
Tracy once again begins to look for Trolls scent.
>>39749
Of course, what's he going to do, help clean up the port?
>>39748
"The city only suffered minor structural damages, thanks to your quick work at the gate. Civilian casualties were kept minimal, due to the organized response from the various groups the party has been cultivating. The whores have been completely and unrecoverably wiped out, as well as a fair number of the Fight Club, along with a few of the Gestapo and the Generals. The monsters broke in from the Ethereal plane and immediately began devouring the souls of the whores and some of the Fight Club. Quickly discovering they were out-matched, Yak Lee led the Fight Club to escape the building and sound the alarm to the various other groups who were already mobilized and were working to escort the civilians to the stadium. Sechs led the resistance as the monsters gave chase, stalling the creatures long enough for the citizens to make good their escape."
Of course, what's he going to do, help clean up the port?
>>39748
"The city only suffered minor structural damages, thanks to your quick work at the gate. Civilian casualties were kept minimal, due to the organized response from the various groups the party has been cultivating. The whores have been completely and unrecoverably wiped out, as well as a fair number of the Fight Club, along with a few of the Gestapo and the Generals. The monsters broke in from the Ethereal plane and immediately began devouring the souls of the whores and some of the Fight Club. Quickly discovering they were out-matched, Yak Lee led the Fight Club to escape the building and sound the alarm to the various other groups who were already mobilized and were working to escort the civilians to the stadium. Sechs led the resistance as the monsters gave chase, stalling the creatures long enough for the citizens to make good their escape."
>>39750
"Brave Souls, everyone of them. I am happy to see our citizens can defend themselves. Are any of the generals or Spartans dead but reserrectable?"
While talking, Trumpaladin goes with Fae to the stables, and encourages Felicia to come as well
"Brave Souls, everyone of them. I am happy to see our citizens can defend themselves. Are any of the generals or Spartans dead but reserrectable?"
While talking, Trumpaladin goes with Fae to the stables, and encourages Felicia to come as well
>>39751
Nope, Troll has apparently put some distance between herself and the general area, out of range of detection spells and preventing tracking via Airwalk
Nope, Troll has apparently put some distance between herself and the general area, out of range of detection spells and preventing tracking via Airwalk
[1d20+10 = 23]
>>39753
>preventing tracking via Airwalk
A flying unicorn had to stand out.
Gather Information check: ask the locals if they say anything flying over, or which direction it went in.
>>39753
>preventing tracking via Airwalk
A flying unicorn had to stand out.
Gather Information check: ask the locals if they say anything flying over, or which direction it went in.
>>39756
Dozens, but they're just sitting there in the water, as though commanded to hold their position and not issued any further commands.
Dozens, but they're just sitting there in the water, as though commanded to hold their position and not issued any further commands.
GM, time to ask the stupid question that no one has asked this far. When Trumpaladin walks into the stables, does he see something a bit like pic related in Trollestia's usual spot in the stable?
>>39759
>Flying
>When you could have done the exact same fucking thing just by standing on the edge of the docks
Okay, but no nightmare Sus at all. You need to learn how to use the abilities you already have correctly
>Flying
>When you could have done the exact same fucking thing just by standing on the edge of the docks
Okay, but no nightmare Sus at all. You need to learn how to use the abilities you already have correctly
>>39763
Fuck your flying
Fuck your flying
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>>39764
>they present no threat.
Are they all re-kill though?
Tracy's faggot hates drowners.
>they present no threat.
Are they all re-kill though?
Tracy's faggot hates drowners.
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[1d20 = 5]
>>39767
Can Tracy get a better look at the pyramid-thing?
1d20 Search check, because I can't find my character sheet..
>>39767
Can Tracy get a better look at the pyramid-thing?
1d20 Search check, because I can't find my character sheet..
Just for the clarification, does the +20 competence bonus on attacks granted by True Strike apply to Sneak Attacks?
>>39776
Yes you do. It's an attack like every other and you have to beat the target's AC. The difference between a sneak attack and a regular attack is in the damage modifier. Not the attack modifier
Yes you do. It's an attack like every other and you have to beat the target's AC. The difference between a sneak attack and a regular attack is in the damage modifier. Not the attack modifier
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>>39778
No, there were some at the docks that were immobilized, presumably when their commander was either killed (Pelosi?) or trapped in the Lair
No, there were some at the docks that were immobilized, presumably when their commander was either killed (Pelosi?) or trapped in the Lair
>>39779
I don't see that mentioned anywhere in the wiki, only the damage difference
That also doesn't make any sense. A sneak attack is subject to having it's target being covered in armor, or the person doing the attack misses, or any of the other vulnerabilities of combat. The only difference is that the rogue targets a critical area, so if it does land, it does a hell of a lot more damage. That doesn't affect the chances of it landing
I don't see that mentioned anywhere in the wiki, only the damage difference
That also doesn't make any sense. A sneak attack is subject to having it's target being covered in armor, or the person doing the attack misses, or any of the other vulnerabilities of combat. The only difference is that the rogue targets a critical area, so if it does land, it does a hell of a lot more damage. That doesn't affect the chances of it landing
>>39779
Take this line in the entry for Rogues
>She cannot use a weapon that deals lethal damage to deal nonlethal damage in a sneak attack, not even with the usual -4 penalty
What the hell is that sentence even talking about except a penalty to attack rolls? It wouldn't mention that unless attack rolls applied to sneak attacks
Take this line in the entry for Rogues
>She cannot use a weapon that deals lethal damage to deal nonlethal damage in a sneak attack, not even with the usual -4 penalty
What the hell is that sentence even talking about except a penalty to attack rolls? It wouldn't mention that unless attack rolls applied to sneak attacks
>>39783
"I'd though we'd landed this thing. But first, are you really Darkemeter, or someone else we know?"
Cast Detect Alignment targeting Darkemeter
>>39785
Reflex saves are for attacks that do area damage - fireball and a dragon's breath weapon
>>39783
>Death attack
A death attack is the same as sneak attack with the difference that the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit. If it fails, it does normal sneak attack damage
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"I'd though we'd landed this thing. But first, are you really Darkemeter, or someone else we know?"
Cast Detect Alignment targeting Darkemeter
>>39785
Reflex saves are for attacks that do area damage - fireball and a dragon's breath weapon
>>39783
>Death attack
A death attack is the same as sneak attack with the difference that the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit. If it fails, it does normal sneak attack damage
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>>39788
>the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit.
No, the effect of the Death Attack is determined by a Fortitude save. The Reflex is for whether or not the attack lands.
>the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit.
No, the effect of the Death Attack is determined by a Fortitude save. The Reflex is for whether or not the attack lands.
>>39790
She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
>>39788
You did? I mean I know it was landed back when looting the jew gold, but I didn't think it was landed when getting back to the port
You did? I mean I know it was landed back when looting the jew gold, but I didn't think it was landed when getting back to the port
>>39790
>>39789
That's not what the entry says. The entry says it is a sneak attack
>If an assassin studies his victim for 3 rounds and then makes a sneak attack with a melee weapon that successfully deals damage, the sneak attack has the additional effect of possibly either paralyzing or killing the target (assassin’s choice)
>>39789
That's not what the entry says. The entry says it is a sneak attack
>If an assassin studies his victim for 3 rounds and then makes a sneak attack with a melee weapon that successfully deals damage, the sneak attack has the additional effect of possibly either paralyzing or killing the target (assassin’s choice)
>>39794
Yes. And that entry has a basic header called "Death attack". Its also listed that way on the level advancement table for the Assassin in the DM's guide.
Yes. And that entry has a basic header called "Death attack". Its also listed that way on the level advancement table for the Assassin in the DM's guide.
>>39797
To determine if an attack that lands kills or paralyzes, yes, it is a fortitude save. But not to determine if the attack lands or not
If it were not a normal attack for the purposes of beating AC, what is the point of the True Strike spell?
To determine if an attack that lands kills or paralyzes, yes, it is a fortitude save. But not to determine if the attack lands or not
If it were not a normal attack for the purposes of beating AC, what is the point of the True Strike spell?
>>39798
And thus I am right. A death attack is a sneak attack that can kill or paralyze with a fortitude save
And thus I am right. A death attack is a sneak attack that can kill or paralyze with a fortitude save
Tracy floats up to the pyramid and taps on it.
How thick/solid is it? What kind of material?
How thick/solid is it? What kind of material?
>>39807
Its non-transparent, so its thickness is indeterminate, but feels quite solid and glassy, not unlike Trump tower.
Its non-transparent, so its thickness is indeterminate, but feels quite solid and glassy, not unlike Trump tower.
>>39811
For that matter, what is Fae's response to "does anyone need reviving who can be revived? Specifically among the fighting men"
For that matter, what is Fae's response to "does anyone need reviving who can be revived? Specifically among the fighting men"
>>39813
"Touche. Please save for me about one pound of the flesh, if possible. I need it because of reasons"
"Touche. Please save for me about one pound of the flesh, if possible. I need it because of reasons"
>>39812
"There are a good number of injuries, but few casualties other than those I mentioned of the unrecoverables."
"There are a good number of injuries, but few casualties other than those I mentioned of the unrecoverables."
>>39814
"Flesh? What are you talking about? You mean the unicorn's corpse? You can have all of it, I just wanted the horn." ^_^
"Flesh? What are you talking about? You mean the unicorn's corpse? You can have all of it, I just wanted the horn." ^_^
>>39818
Nope.
Do those glaive blades still cut stone without a dwarf wielding them?
Tracy tries them out, because she doesn't know any better.
Nope.
Do those glaive blades still cut stone without a dwarf wielding them?
Tracy tries them out, because she doesn't know any better.
>>39815
"I see... But I do know what we must do. First question for you - those seven of the 12 cannons that were recovered from derpistan some days ago - the seven that needed refit - have any been refitted?"
Trumpaladin commands Fae to take him down into the city. He flies her over the battlefield near the gate and the bridge, to see if there is any equivalent of the Drowners frozen in place around the bridge where RBG fell
"I see... But I do know what we must do. First question for you - those seven of the 12 cannons that were recovered from derpistan some days ago - the seven that needed refit - have any been refitted?"
Trumpaladin commands Fae to take him down into the city. He flies her over the battlefield near the gate and the bridge, to see if there is any equivalent of the Drowners frozen in place around the bridge where RBG fell
>>39820
Oh right, that. They're not drowners, but the fields around the Port still have a fair number of zombies and skeletons and other menial undead. Alot of them were destroyed by the trebuchet, but not all of them. They're wandering around listlessly without any immediate targets.
>>39822
>inb4 Infernius gets himself killed
Alright. Upon diving in, Infernius can't detect anything moving. He has no trouble maintaining his position/float.
Oh right, that. They're not drowners, but the fields around the Port still have a fair number of zombies and skeletons and other menial undead. Alot of them were destroyed by the trebuchet, but not all of them. They're wandering around listlessly without any immediate targets.
>>39822
>inb4 Infernius gets himself killed
Alright. Upon diving in, Infernius can't detect anything moving. He has no trouble maintaining his position/float.
>>39823
To Fae
"Pounce!"
Trumpaladin slashes and kills all of the remaining menial undead with Vanderiem and Fae
To Fae
"Pounce!"
Trumpaladin slashes and kills all of the remaining menial undead with Vanderiem and Fae
>>39823
Now Trumpaladin goes to the Stadium and the Monestary to gather the Generals
Do any of them know how to fire a cannon?
Now Trumpaladin goes to the Stadium and the Monestary to gather the Generals
Do any of them know how to fire a cannon?
>>39819
Stone, yes but not this stuff. Also, much of the enchantment (the dwarves-only, smaller-bigger part) was broken. The blades are permanently 'normal sized'.
Stone, yes but not this stuff. Also, much of the enchantment (the dwarves-only, smaller-bigger part) was broken. The blades are permanently 'normal sized'.
>>39832
"Tried that. Didn't work. Got a spell that could work?"
Try Earthquake. It'll deal damage to a structure regardless of hardness.
"Tried that. Didn't work. Got a spell that could work?"
Try Earthquake. It'll deal damage to a structure regardless of hardness.
>>39836
Infernius and Trumpaladin have, as have Trollestia and Torcuil. You want to face down Clinton when your cleric and Paladin are spent?
Infernius and Trumpaladin have, as have Trollestia and Torcuil. You want to face down Clinton when your cleric and Paladin are spent?
>>39839
What is the benefit of not sleeping and waiting to attack the next morning? And yes, he's used shit loads of healing spells
What is the benefit of not sleeping and waiting to attack the next morning? And yes, he's used shit loads of healing spells
>GM wonders whether he should save Tracy and Infernius time and effort
>>39842
And let the lichs inside fly into the city and kill people while we don't have the spells to help kill them?
And let the lichs inside fly into the city and kill people while we don't have the spells to help kill them?
>>39843
Yeah sure, enough of them have been around the docks and whatever to use them.
>>39844
No
Upon saying Kek, the whole pyramid writhes and shakes, as though having a heart attack.
I'm kidding, its an inanimate object, not a living thing, and even if it was living, Kek (or any of the words') efficacy is based on hit dice.
>>39850
Lol
>>39852
Just offering that they're probably stuck inside due to the dimensional lock Torcuil placed
Yeah sure, enough of them have been around the docks and whatever to use them.
>>39844
No
Upon saying Kek, the whole pyramid writhes and shakes, as though having a heart attack.
I'm kidding, its an inanimate object, not a living thing, and even if it was living, Kek (or any of the words') efficacy is based on hit dice.
>>39850
Lol
>>39852
Just offering that they're probably stuck inside due to the dimensional lock Torcuil placed
Cross-thread remider that the 99999 and 100000 get are <200 posts away
>>39856
Trumpaladin's move then is to gather the remaining Generals and Spartans, as well as the Cute Sex horse, and have them take any cannons that have been refitted, place them on the docks, and have them all target one spot n the pyramid a little above the water line. At the same time, take the Jolly Cunt, load and aim its cannons at the same spot. At the same time, have cute sex horse fire the Trebuchet at the same spot. Keep firing from all artillery until a hole is broken
Unless Infernius and Tracy's faggots can learn to calm the fuck down and wait until we actually have the ability to turn undead and the like again the next day
Trumpaladin's move then is to gather the remaining Generals and Spartans, as well as the Cute Sex horse, and have them take any cannons that have been refitted, place them on the docks, and have them all target one spot n the pyramid a little above the water line. At the same time, take the Jolly Cunt, load and aim its cannons at the same spot. At the same time, have cute sex horse fire the Trebuchet at the same spot. Keep firing from all artillery until a hole is broken
Unless Infernius and Tracy's faggots can learn to calm the fuck down and wait until we actually have the ability to turn undead and the like again the next day
>>39859
Not really. Its not connected to anything so all it would do is wobble. The wobbling does betray that - like Trump tower - its double-sided; meaning its not actually a pyramid, but an octahedron.
Not really. Its not connected to anything so all it would do is wobble. The wobbling does betray that - like Trump tower - its double-sided; meaning its not actually a pyramid, but an octahedron.
>>39868
Trumpaladin orders a contingent of men to the Jolly Cunt, and returns to the Tower on Fae.
Looking for Darkie
Trumpaladin orders a contingent of men to the Jolly Cunt, and returns to the Tower on Fae.
Looking for Darkie
>>39879
"I'm going to submit to you a challenge. I don't quite have a payment, except, you know, for that unicorn horn, but I hope you'll appreciate it. Suppose you're not a player. And suppose a dimension lock is in place. You can lift or disable the dimension lock, but the subject will teleport away if disabled for long enough. Tell me, how would you get in to this tower?"
"I'm going to submit to you a challenge. I don't quite have a payment, except, you know, for that unicorn horn, but I hope you'll appreciate it. Suppose you're not a player. And suppose a dimension lock is in place. You can lift or disable the dimension lock, but the subject will teleport away if disabled for long enough. Tell me, how would you get in to this tower?"
Tracy needs to fix her relationship with her husbando anyways
>>39895
"Are you referring to the dragon who has been missing for many days, or the dwarf who tried to kill us and is now dead?"
"Are you referring to the dragon who has been missing for many days, or the dwarf who tried to kill us and is now dead?"
I g2g soon.
Tracy appears visibly frustrated, again, and wanders off into town in stealth, looking for any traces of troll as she scavenges dropped items/weapons, loots broken shops, collects body parts, and finishes off the rest of the wandering undead.
Tracy appears visibly frustrated, again, and wanders off into town in stealth, looking for any traces of troll as she scavenges dropped items/weapons, loots broken shops, collects body parts, and finishes off the rest of the wandering undead.
>>39898
The shops are essentially undamaged, as the evacuation was well under way when the Devos invaded
The shops are essentially undamaged, as the evacuation was well under way when the Devos invaded
>>39899
"Thank you"
Whelp. Trumpaladin goes to the forge to see if Lenos ever came back
>I will never have a lover as devoted as Infernius - ever
\r
"Thank you"
Whelp. Trumpaladin goes to the forge to see if Lenos ever came back
>I will never have a lover as devoted as Infernius - ever
\r
>>39900
She leads him over to the whorehouse, where all the undead corpses are being piled around.
"When the clean-up is finished, we're going to burn it all. When that is finished, I want you to sanctify the place," she looks down, "so that nothing like this ever happens again."
She leads him over to the whorehouse, where all the undead corpses are being piled around.
"When the clean-up is finished, we're going to burn it all. When that is finished, I want you to sanctify the place," she looks down, "so that nothing like this ever happens again."
May as well continue talking with Felicia, if she hasn't wondered off and hasn't been killed by Darkie
"I see your cutie mark is of a paint brush. Were you a painter?"
"I see your cutie mark is of a paint brush. Were you a painter?"
>>39903
>Trumpaladin will never have a lover as devoted to him as Infernius to Thez
Trumpaladin tries to think of ways to steal Thez's Husbando
>Trumpaladin will never have a lover as devoted to him as Infernius to Thez
Trumpaladin tries to think of ways to steal Thez's Husbando
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>>39906
"No, but I should have. I was careless. If not for that weakness, we could have easily routed them with no casualties. I didn't intend for this to happen, but the blood is on my hands. Gawd, look at me. What's happened to me? I used to be affable and detached, unemotional and carefree. Now I'm getting all weepy over a bunch of whores and ex-convicts. This is your fault you know," she says, managing a weak smile.
>>39907
"I absolutely love to paint! I have,... er had, a whole art gallery featuring works by many of the local Phillydelphia artists, myself included. I wonder what will happen to it now."
"No, but I should have. I was careless. If not for that weakness, we could have easily routed them with no casualties. I didn't intend for this to happen, but the blood is on my hands. Gawd, look at me. What's happened to me? I used to be affable and detached, unemotional and carefree. Now I'm getting all weepy over a bunch of whores and ex-convicts. This is your fault you know," she says, managing a weak smile.
>>39907
"I absolutely love to paint! I have,... er had, a whole art gallery featuring works by many of the local Phillydelphia artists, myself included. I wonder what will happen to it now."
>>39910
*hugs*
"me plan all coming together *smiles* it okay baby, me think you look cute when flustered like this. we will make (((them))) pay thez"
*hugs*
"me plan all coming together *smiles* it okay baby, me think you look cute when flustered like this. we will make (((them))) pay thez"
>>39914
I hope it's before midnight. I kind of want to craft Mithral Armor for Fae before the Tower is cracked
I hope it's before midnight. I kind of want to craft Mithral Armor for Fae before the Tower is cracked
>>39921
>why midnight
Just to save time. Any time will do, but earlier is better
>Felicia accepts the hug
"I can understand if you don't want to stay here, but, well, I'm not sure where else you would go. Would you like stay here, at the tower? We have extra rooms, food and drink we can give you"
>>39920
>"I'm a little angry with you..."
>why midnight
Just to save time. Any time will do, but earlier is better
>Felicia accepts the hug
"I can understand if you don't want to stay here, but, well, I'm not sure where else you would go. Would you like stay here, at the tower? We have extra rooms, food and drink we can give you"
>>39920
>"I'm a little angry with you..."
>>39924
"The only entity that I know of that loves the destruction of anyone and anything, virtually indescriminately. Spooder."
"The only entity that I know of that loves the destruction of anyone and anything, virtually indescriminately. Spooder."
>>39925
If Trumpaladin were there, he'd try to talk her out of taking such a giant risk and insist that the party's resources, many of which have never even been used, are sufficient for the task
Instead, Trumpaladin helps the new cute girl into her room while thinking about how he's angry at his girlfriend
If Trumpaladin were there, he'd try to talk her out of taking such a giant risk and insist that the party's resources, many of which have never even been used, are sufficient for the task
Instead, Trumpaladin helps the new cute girl into her room while thinking about how he's angry at his girlfriend
>>39926
"Not him, I'm talking about Lloth, the one who put Darkemter here. Most players don't know the deities who brought them here, but Darkie knows all too well, and his armor is somehow connected to her."
>>39927
And if Trump were there and said that, she would assure him that she doesn't want her help defeating (((them))), she wants her to make sure that they end up in Spooder's level of the Abyss for all eternity.
"Not him, I'm talking about Lloth, the one who put Darkemter here. Most players don't know the deities who brought them here, but Darkie knows all too well, and his armor is somehow connected to her."
>>39927
And if Trump were there and said that, she would assure him that she doesn't want her help defeating (((them))), she wants her to make sure that they end up in Spooder's level of the Abyss for all eternity.
>>39929
"Not a devil, a demon-god. And don't worry, she owes me. I did her a favor once a long time ago."
"Not a devil, a demon-god. And don't worry, she owes me. I did her a favor once a long time ago."
>>39928
A deal not to destroy the enemy, but to drag their souls further into hell? I guess that can be made safely and have beneficial effects the Party and the City cannot replicate
A deal not to destroy the enemy, but to drag their souls further into hell? I guess that can be made safely and have beneficial effects the Party and the City cannot replicate
>>39933
Aaaaaaand Sense motive is a wisdom based check, not Charisma, so the Circlet of Persuasion can't apply. So maybe +27 ish.
Aaaaaaand Sense motive is a wisdom based check, not Charisma, so the Circlet of Persuasion can't apply. So maybe +27 ish.
>>39934
I'm not sure, but 19 ranks in sense motive, +2 negotiator feat, +2 natural wisdom, +1 or +2 from the Periphet of wisdom, +1 Stone of Good Luck. So actually only +25 or +26. The diplomacy modifier though is Jedi Level
I'm not sure, but 19 ranks in sense motive, +2 negotiator feat, +2 natural wisdom, +1 or +2 from the Periphet of wisdom, +1 Stone of Good Luck. So actually only +25 or +26. The diplomacy modifier though is Jedi Level
>>39935
That's still fukkin absurd.
says the guy who's character has a +33 on hide and sneak
Alright. She's clearly a bit taken aback by the situation, not least of which because the guy who attacked her when she first showed up is now the guy catering to her and giving her the rundown. Additionally, she's seen more off-the-wall shit (the tower, the Entertron, various other things) in her first day here than in most of her entire lifetime in Equestria. She's further dismayed at the thought of never seeing her friends and loved ones again, and to top it all off she doesn't have any paint/brushes.
"Uhm,... where can I find paintbrushes and paint? It helps me to relax."
That's still fukkin absurd.
says the guy who's character has a +33 on hide and sneak
Alright. She's clearly a bit taken aback by the situation, not least of which because the guy who attacked her when she first showed up is now the guy catering to her and giving her the rundown. Additionally, she's seen more off-the-wall shit (the tower, the Entertron, various other things) in her first day here than in most of her entire lifetime in Equestria. She's further dismayed at the thought of never seeing her friends and loved ones again, and to top it all off she doesn't have any paint/brushes.
"Uhm,... where can I find paintbrushes and paint? It helps me to relax."
>>39938
"Leave that part to me, I can teleport. Your men are in mourning, and could use a morale boost," she smiles hopefully. "They look up to you, and not just cuz you're fuggin' tall."
"Leave that part to me, I can teleport. Your men are in mourning, and could use a morale boost," she smiles hopefully. "They look up to you, and not just cuz you're fuggin' tall."
>>39937
Trumpaladin starts to look for said brushes
"I'll help you find some"
"I think I should explain to you what happened on the docks. I hurt another member of the party, the Blue One. Her way of dealing with the situation was to try to kill Trollestia, the unicorn you met when you first arrived. I did not want to do it. At all. But I needed to prove that I was capable of being loyal. That I was able to do something for the sake of someone else, just because they ordered me to do it, and because of my special relationship with them. I promised her I would do it. And I was not going to back out of a promise. But I felt bad about doing it. I approached Trollestia, and made a separate, secret promise to her. That though I must kill her - yes, I told her - I would see to it that she was resurrected. That why when I saw you on the docks, when you where made to appear as Trollestia, I said to you, "my agreement with you still stands." I was trying to tell her that. But Trollestia replaced herself with you. The instant I saw that it was not her, but another person I had never seen before in my life, I knew the deed needed to be undone."
"Let me see if we have brushes in the storage area. I KNOW we have canvas you can use in our manufactory"
*Bumbles about looking for said items*
Trumpaladin starts to look for said brushes
"I'll help you find some"
"I think I should explain to you what happened on the docks. I hurt another member of the party, the Blue One. Her way of dealing with the situation was to try to kill Trollestia, the unicorn you met when you first arrived. I did not want to do it. At all. But I needed to prove that I was capable of being loyal. That I was able to do something for the sake of someone else, just because they ordered me to do it, and because of my special relationship with them. I promised her I would do it. And I was not going to back out of a promise. But I felt bad about doing it. I approached Trollestia, and made a separate, secret promise to her. That though I must kill her - yes, I told her - I would see to it that she was resurrected. That why when I saw you on the docks, when you where made to appear as Trollestia, I said to you, "my agreement with you still stands." I was trying to tell her that. But Trollestia replaced herself with you. The instant I saw that it was not her, but another person I had never seen before in my life, I knew the deed needed to be undone."
"Let me see if we have brushes in the storage area. I KNOW we have canvas you can use in our manufactory"
*Bumbles about looking for said items*
>>39937
"A while back, when we encountered a Black dragon - yes, those exist here - we managed to take its treasure. Among its items were a few paintings, I believe that had not been wholly destroyed by their time in the bog. Would you like to see them?"
"A while back, when we encountered a Black dragon - yes, those exist here - we managed to take its treasure. Among its items were a few paintings, I believe that had not been wholly destroyed by their time in the bog. Would you like to see them?"
>>39942
A couple things to clarify. 1 art pieces doesn't actually mean paintings and such (though sometimes), it instead refers to jewelry, sculptures, and valuable treasure that isn't 'just' gold and gems; a gilded and gem-studded scabbard or a king's scepter, for example. 2 that wasn't Trollestia that you made that deal with, that was Ponimaru disguised as Trollestia. During that dialogue (the blood vial, etc.) he was bluffing and had no idea what you were talking about. Enough of that though.
>>39940
"Is... killing really that prevalent here? In Equestria, even the changelings never actually killed anypony, they just consumed their energy and enslaved them."
A couple things to clarify. 1 art pieces doesn't actually mean paintings and such (though sometimes), it instead refers to jewelry, sculptures, and valuable treasure that isn't 'just' gold and gems; a gilded and gem-studded scabbard or a king's scepter, for example. 2 that wasn't Trollestia that you made that deal with, that was Ponimaru disguised as Trollestia. During that dialogue (the blood vial, etc.) he was bluffing and had no idea what you were talking about. Enough of that though.
>>39940
"Is... killing really that prevalent here? In Equestria, even the changelings never actually killed anypony, they just consumed their energy and enslaved them."
>>39944
*Shows Felicia the art that appears on the walls in the rooms, like in Hotel rooms, claiming it's a local flavor*
*Shows Felicia the art that appears on the walls in the rooms, like in Hotel rooms, claiming it's a local flavor*
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>>39952
"men today our small nation state has suffered a loss, a very personal loss.we morn and burn our fallen tonight,we shouldn't be too sad though they are with our fuhrer now.but tommorow in the dawn we ride to get some payback on (((those rat bastards)))! we will show those dirty communist jews who the master race is! we will show no mercy everything in the court city dies! we will take it in the name of our fallen! in the name of our fuhrer! and in the name of our nation state!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc5bkG34G0
PLAY WHILE READING!!!
"men today our small nation state has suffered a loss, a very personal loss.we morn and burn our fallen tonight,we shouldn't be too sad though they are with our fuhrer now.but tommorow in the dawn we ride to get some payback on (((those rat bastards)))! we will show those dirty communist jews who the master race is! we will show no mercy everything in the court city dies! we will take it in the name of our fallen! in the name of our fuhrer! and in the name of our nation state!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc5bkG34G0
PLAY WHILE READING!!!
>>39953
Sad faces turn grim, nods are exchanged. One guy further back steps forward. "Sir, when the time comes, tell us what to do. We're not gonna throw our lives away, but we're not going to let them get away either." His statement is met with murmurs and nods of agreement.
Sad faces turn grim, nods are exchanged. One guy further back steps forward. "Sir, when the time comes, tell us what to do. We're not gonna throw our lives away, but we're not going to let them get away either." His statement is met with murmurs and nods of agreement.
>>39954
"dont worry men me be right there with you every step of the way! we will break our enemies will!
me teach you all how to turn undead!(can i give them a level in cleric?)"
"dont worry men me be right there with you every step of the way! we will break our enemies will!
me teach you all how to turn undead!(can i give them a level in cleric?)"
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>>39975
>A Paladin for a Paladin's Mount
That's the most awesome thing I have ever heard. But I'm going to progress with my intent to make her the Kitty High Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. Give her cleric
>A Paladin for a Paladin's Mount
That's the most awesome thing I have ever heard. But I'm going to progress with my intent to make her the Kitty High Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. Give her cleric
~ 50 posts till gets
>>39979
Doesn't she already have class levels? I'll admit, I started getting careless with her when you started taking an interest.
Doesn't she already have class levels? I'll admit, I started getting careless with her when you started taking an interest.
>>39981
Yeah, but with pali-mount hax, I'm not even sure what that is anymore. I can figure it out, I just haven't yet.
Anyway, I'll still be here and about (especially w/ the ebil ded marathon soon-to-be) but just in case; have a Happy New Year all you lovable, delightful, autistic, murderous, goody-two-shoes, meme-sperging, stabby, waifu-thieving, obnoxiously sweet and kind, and all other sorts of descriptives that are too numerous to mention.
Seriously though, you guys have made my world better by orders of magnitude.
"He means that, he actually smiles now, and interacts with people without layering sarcasm and spite. Not to say that there isn't sarcasm and spite, but still, he's much less a faggot. Maybe not much less, but a different sort of faggot. Its not just me who's noticed either. Ah fug, Happy New Year!"
>rapes Infernius
Yeah, but with pali-mount hax, I'm not even sure what that is anymore. I can figure it out, I just haven't yet.
Anyway, I'll still be here and about (especially w/ the ebil ded marathon soon-to-be) but just in case; have a Happy New Year all you lovable, delightful, autistic, murderous, goody-two-shoes, meme-sperging, stabby, waifu-thieving, obnoxiously sweet and kind, and all other sorts of descriptives that are too numerous to mention.
Seriously though, you guys have made my world better by orders of magnitude.
"He means that, he actually smiles now, and interacts with people without layering sarcasm and spite. Not to say that there isn't sarcasm and spite, but still, he's much less a faggot. Maybe not much less, but a different sort of faggot. Its not just me who's noticed either. Ah fug, Happy New Year!"
>rapes Infernius
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Wait 4 hours? How old is that image?! They clearly underestimate deez nuts.
SINCE there's probably Spartans (and others) who are now joining us (maybe not us, but whatever bread) allow me to welcome you most sincerely, honestly, and earnestly. I did name a city/theme in the Game after u fuckers. Good luck with the GETs-ball, you'll need it; one of the players is a mod. ^_~
>>39990
Are you referring to the birds, or do you have other NPC animals (or not yet NPC animals) in mind?
Are you referring to the birds, or do you have other NPC animals (or not yet NPC animals) in mind?
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>Pic related
a soyboy spartan.
a soyboy spartan.
>>39994
Generally yes, though it depends on the animal and the circumstance. Experience is requisite, but technically anything can advance in levels.
Generally yes, though it depends on the animal and the circumstance. Experience is requisite, but technically anything can advance in levels.
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>inb4 GETs (cuz I KNOW ur waiting for it)
Here's to all you faggots; players, spectators, GETs-ballers, et al. Happy New Year
Here's to all you faggots; players, spectators, GETs-ballers, et al. Happy New Year
If he's going to train an army of 31 strength plus animals then I can have a dragon as a cohort
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>>40002
I know that
I know that
>>40005
>>40003
What is this? Where's the 404 pali? Trump, joo got some 'splainin to do,.... is drinking, pay no mind
>>40007
Go? Where do you think I'm going? What am I gonna do, go and hob-nob with rural normies who think that Israel is best ally, as just one example? Fug no, I'm stayin' HERE. Fug parties n sheeit. There's evil dead in 15 minutes!
>>40008
Yeah, the lich fight caused lebel.
>>40003
What is this? Where's the 404 pali? Trump, joo got some 'splainin to do,.... is drinking, pay no mind
>>40007
Go? Where do you think I'm going? What am I gonna do, go and hob-nob with rural normies who think that Israel is best ally, as just one example? Fug no, I'm stayin' HERE. Fug parties n sheeit. There's evil dead in 15 minutes!
>>40008
Yeah, the lich fight caused lebel.
>>40014
Fuk no they didn't
>>40013
U missed some GETs in the New Years thread, u missed some faggotry, on and Torcuil (and everyone else) leveled from the bliches.
>>40016
So very this. I'm inclined to accommodate and develop a 'more accurate' metric to determine "animal-intelligence" abilities, skills, etc. Maybe not Wizards (all those components and glyphs and dances n sheeeit) but fighers? At the very least fighters, and better still Rangers (cuz they fuggin are animals, in fact if u've seen crazy nature shit you probably have already seen animal rangers {maybe druids, but w/e}).
Sorry, I got off on a tangent.
Bovie
Fuk no they didn't
>>40013
U missed some GETs in the New Years thread, u missed some faggotry, on and Torcuil (and everyone else) leveled from the bliches.
>>40016
So very this. I'm inclined to accommodate and develop a 'more accurate' metric to determine "animal-intelligence" abilities, skills, etc. Maybe not Wizards (all those components and glyphs and dances n sheeeit) but fighers? At the very least fighters, and better still Rangers (cuz they fuggin are animals, in fact if u've seen crazy nature shit you probably have already seen animal rangers {maybe druids, but w/e}).
Sorry, I got off on a tangent.
Bovie
Trumpaladin has helped Felicia set up, sent Fae to help the Generals, and has grappled Tracy, who he drags off and curls up with in his bed. And he goes to fucking sleep, because otherwise the character would be exhausted the next day. And that would suck
>>40020
You're letting Tracy's faggot not only have not one, but two Gargantuan sized - not huge, but gargantuan sized - bird that start off with a strength as high as a cauchemar's but also level them up as fighters?
You're letting Tracy's faggot not only have not one, but two Gargantuan sized - not huge, but gargantuan sized - bird that start off with a strength as high as a cauchemar's but also level them up as fighters?
Also, how much bigger have her birds gotten?
Can the have slightly different colors for the sake of character?
Can the have slightly different colors for the sake of character?
>>40021
they can sleep.
they can sleep.
>>40030
A price of 1500 xp each, with the permancy spell. They can't form sentences though, so it's kind of pointless
A price of 1500 xp each, with the permancy spell. They can't form sentences though, so it's kind of pointless
>>40034
Yeah, but then she'd be able to call them or speak to them from far away.
>Price
Eh.. I guess it's not worth it.
Yeah, but then she'd be able to call them or speak to them from far away.
>Price
Eh.. I guess it's not worth it.
>>40025
He's still pissed at her for the way in which she's been handling the "kill Trollestia" thing. He's just not angry enough to take a different pony to bed
He's still pissed at her for the way in which she's been handling the "kill Trollestia" thing. He's just not angry enough to take a different pony to bed
Just for the record, how many months has it been since she conceived?
>>40041
What spells were you thinking of.
Different spells have different costs.
If the effect is really drastic, it probably has quite a big cost.
What spells were you thinking of.
Different spells have different costs.
If the effect is really drastic, it probably has quite a big cost.
>>40043
Oh, you missunderstood, I didn't mean how much something costs, I meant how much does he possess to spend.
Oh, you missunderstood, I didn't mean how much something costs, I meant how much does he possess to spend.
>>40041
The amount of xp between two levels is generally something like the number of the level, multiplied by 1000. So it takes 17000 xp to go from level 16 to level 17. That should give you some idea of how much xp you have
The amount of xp between two levels is generally something like the number of the level, multiplied by 1000. So it takes 17000 xp to go from level 16 to level 17. That should give you some idea of how much xp you have
It's 5-6 AM in game, so can we skip to morning/afternoon, so we can do things?
>>40046
Uh, if calculated right 153000 roughly.
So say Torc spents 17000 xp somehow, does that put him back at lvl 16?
Uh, if calculated right 153000 roughly.
So say Torc spents 17000 xp somehow, does that put him back at lvl 16?
>>40048
It's 10:54 EST in real life. Fuck that. Let us spend new years eve with families and watching the Evil Dead series or whatever
It's 10:54 EST in real life. Fuck that. Let us spend new years eve with families and watching the Evil Dead series or whatever
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>>40054
*wakes up sort of*
*Sexes pony, hugging her but still approaching her from behind and not looking at her*
*goes back to sleep*
*wakes up sort of*
*Sexes pony, hugging her but still approaching her from behind and not looking at her*
*goes back to sleep*
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>>40040
I just want to know how bloated she is.
For that matter, I wonder if she still appears pregnant while in her Huge form. Regardless of breed, a hoers fetus is always %10 of its mothers size.
She was half-transformed when she conceived, so idk how big it's going to be...
[bloated pony noises]
I just want to know how bloated she is.
For that matter, I wonder if she still appears pregnant while in her Huge form. Regardless of breed, a hoers fetus is always %10 of its mothers size.
She was half-transformed when she conceived, so idk how big it's going to be...
[bloated pony noises]
>>40060
I don't think she should be very pregnant. The sex from which the conception resulted happened only a few days before the second Soros fight, then time skipped three weeks, and then it's been 11 or so days since then. So only a little more than a month since conception. I'd also bet the fetus doesn't increase in size when the mare transforms, which is probably a good thing because it decreases to likelihood that an attack that penetrates the mother also hits the fetus, because a smaller fetus is a smaller target
I don't think she should be very pregnant. The sex from which the conception resulted happened only a few days before the second Soros fight, then time skipped three weeks, and then it's been 11 or so days since then. So only a little more than a month since conception. I'd also bet the fetus doesn't increase in size when the mare transforms, which is probably a good thing because it decreases to likelihood that an attack that penetrates the mother also hits the fetus, because a smaller fetus is a smaller target
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>>40068
"Tracy...
I know you didn't care that we killed a random and innocent mare. Her name was - is - Felicia, and she was a painter, from Philidelphia. But why did you get in my way trying to revive her, when I asked to be taken to the tower, or to have Fae take me to the tower? And why did you burn so many trees in the forest? Slovenia will be sad to see that she can't craft as many things out of wood anymore. And none of it killed Trollestia, who we'll need tomorrow anyways"
"Tracy...
I know you didn't care that we killed a random and innocent mare. Her name was - is - Felicia, and she was a painter, from Philidelphia. But why did you get in my way trying to revive her, when I asked to be taken to the tower, or to have Fae take me to the tower? And why did you burn so many trees in the forest? Slovenia will be sad to see that she can't craft as many things out of wood anymore. And none of it killed Trollestia, who we'll need tomorrow anyways"
>>40069
"... I didn't want Troll to get away.. and there wasn't much burned in the end anyway, just a tree or two..."
*licks face again*
"... I didn't want Troll to get away.. and there wasn't much burned in the end anyway, just a tree or two..."
*licks face again*
>>40072
*humps pony, but is still distracted*
"Tracy, do you think I love you? Do you think I am devoted to you?"
*humps pony, but is still distracted*
"Tracy, do you think I love you? Do you think I am devoted to you?"
>>40073
".. I.. I believe so.."
*Humps furiously*
"I know I love you though. You're the only one for me."
*Locks jaws*
".. I.. I believe so.."
*Humps furiously*
"I know I love you though. You're the only one for me."
*Locks jaws*
>>40074
>"but you're not really sure, are you?"
*tries to return Tracy's thrusts and kisses, but can't quite keep up, at least now*
>"but you're not really sure, are you?"
*tries to return Tracy's thrusts and kisses, but can't quite keep up, at least now*
Tracy's faggot succumbs to exhaustion.
I'm sorry but I really gotta sleep.
I'm sorry but I really gotta sleep.
>>40080
*cums inside pony*
I'm'a get a heartfelt dialogue about the characters' relationship problems out of you one of these days
*cums inside pony*
I'm'a get a heartfelt dialogue about the characters' relationship problems out of you one of these days
happy new year!!
>>40084
Happy New Years! For us Central Time folk
>>40085
To answer an earlier question, Fae has 17 Magical Beast Hit Die, 9 from Dragonne and 8 from Paladin's mount. Of course I have ALL of her numbers.
How long would it take to craft non-magical Mithral Breast Plate for her? How long would it take to resize the superfluous cloak of resistance into a Templar-style Caparison that will fit her? (I checked, magic cost is the same regardless of the size of the subject, so tailoring should probably be possible)
Happy New Years! For us Central Time folk
>>40085
To answer an earlier question, Fae has 17 Magical Beast Hit Die, 9 from Dragonne and 8 from Paladin's mount. Of course I have ALL of her numbers.
How long would it take to craft non-magical Mithral Breast Plate for her? How long would it take to resize the superfluous cloak of resistance into a Templar-style Caparison that will fit her? (I checked, magic cost is the same regardless of the size of the subject, so tailoring should probably be possible)
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>>40050
>>40052
LOTS of math. Its really quite obnoxious in 3.5.
>>40049
Yes
>>40055
I don't know how to respond properly. On the one hand I am grateful for your enjoyment, on the other hand I am grateful for your participation. Both cause a sensation of satisfaction that is entirely new and unknown to me, so I can further state that the pleasure is mine. You're welcome I guess is the best response?
>>40093
Mornin'
>>40052
LOTS of math. Its really quite obnoxious in 3.5.
>>40049
Yes
>>40055
I don't know how to respond properly. On the one hand I am grateful for your enjoyment, on the other hand I am grateful for your participation. Both cause a sensation of satisfaction that is entirely new and unknown to me, so I can further state that the pleasure is mine. You're welcome I guess is the best response?
>>40093
Mornin'
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>>40095
Trumpaladin lets Tracy's tail hair run through his fingers, and he watches her rump as she walks away
Trumpaladin lets Tracy's tail hair run through his fingers, and he watches her rump as she walks away
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>>40100
Sammy at this age would be a peppered silvery gray color, with a pale gray head and dark gray feathers along her body. She looks a bit like a bald eagle, but only just vaguely. Her ear-lobes are just beginning to poke out, with a silver and slate feathers sprouting around them. Her beak is a stunning yellow-gold.
Bunny is still a bit paler and fluffier than her sister, although her ear-tufts seem to have grown faster, with magnificent golden-brown feathers poking out across her body, poking through a fluffy golden down. Her beak is a silvery slate color.
All-in-all, they're a somewhat "silver and gold" palate. One resembling a Bald Eagle (with short gray ear-tufts); the other resembling a Golden eagle.
But overall they really both just look like cute, fluffy, mammoth-sized chicks with large, awkward feathers sprouting all over them that subtly hint at how rapidly they're both growing into ferocious dire-raptors.
>>40101
Kek. I was thinking of Sam Eagle since before she even sat on them. Sammy is roughly the same color at this age, with slate-colored flight feathers peppering her body.
Sammy at this age would be a peppered silvery gray color, with a pale gray head and dark gray feathers along her body. She looks a bit like a bald eagle, but only just vaguely. Her ear-lobes are just beginning to poke out, with a silver and slate feathers sprouting around them. Her beak is a stunning yellow-gold.
Bunny is still a bit paler and fluffier than her sister, although her ear-tufts seem to have grown faster, with magnificent golden-brown feathers poking out across her body, poking through a fluffy golden down. Her beak is a silvery slate color.
All-in-all, they're a somewhat "silver and gold" palate. One resembling a Bald Eagle (with short gray ear-tufts); the other resembling a Golden eagle.
But overall they really both just look like cute, fluffy, mammoth-sized chicks with large, awkward feathers sprouting all over them that subtly hint at how rapidly they're both growing into ferocious dire-raptors.
>>40101
Kek. I was thinking of Sam Eagle since before she even sat on them. Sammy is roughly the same color at this age, with slate-colored flight feathers peppering her body.
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afternoon.
>>40113
Please have mercy. You're so relentless with doing things in game I'm afraid that if I stop paying attention for a few hours time will advance and I'll lose the ability to do things in game. Let us have one holiday where I don't have to worry
>>40114
Going to a gun range with a friend to try out his new AK
Please have mercy. You're so relentless with doing things in game I'm afraid that if I stop paying attention for a few hours time will advance and I'll lose the ability to do things in game. Let us have one holiday where I don't have to worry
>>40114
Going to a gun range with a friend to try out his new AK
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We have canons, but do we have the formula/ingredients for gunpowder?
I want to recreate Gut's mini-canon on Tracy's other gauntlet, if possible.
I want to recreate Gut's mini-canon on Tracy's other gauntlet, if possible.
I'm here, I'm just doing a bunch of calculating for game elements. By the way, the broom-handle RBG had is a Staff of Abjuration.
Alot of the liches' loot is in their lair, but aside from the 3 pairs of bracers and 3 rings of protection. Additionally, Nancy Pelosi had an Orb of Storms. They're gonna be pissed when they re-constitute.
Dianne Feinstein was fuggen brroke. She got a 2/100
>>40128
They're liches, u gotta break their hidden e-mail servers to kill them perma
>>40128
They're liches, u gotta break their hidden e-mail servers to kill them perma
>>40144
ive tried to get 7.62 for my Mauser but i cant find any nearby. do you know where you friend get his ammo?
ive tried to get 7.62 for my Mauser but i cant find any nearby. do you know where you friend get his ammo?
>>40143
The staff is in Tracy's bag, but Tracy would just throw it in the tower's treasure pile after figuring-out it's not a flying broom.
Tracy heads to the Entertron to finally cut-down Ponimaru from the ceiling.
The staff is in Tracy's bag, but Tracy would just throw it in the tower's treasure pile after figuring-out it's not a flying broom.
Tracy heads to the Entertron to finally cut-down Ponimaru from the ceiling.
>>40150
Um... My character is here for this
Reeeeeeeee why is there game play while I'm at a bar again
Um... My character is here for this
Reeeeeeeee why is there game play while I'm at a bar again
>>40151
"um it wasnt what he did to me, its what me did to him, when me was possed by the worm me threw him into a wall head first."
"um it wasnt what he did to me, its what me did to him, when me was possed by the worm me threw him into a wall head first."
>>40153
Don't worry. He doesn't need to be.
Tracy leaves the bracers and ring in a bag, alongside his lunch on the coffee-table in the room..
Don't worry. He doesn't need to be.
Tracy leaves the bracers and ring in a bag, alongside his lunch on the coffee-table in the room..
>>40160
I honestly thought he was gonna plane shift, or else I wouldn't have given out all that free swag. If the worm had taken Infernius back to the Abyss, that would've been probable party-murder.
I honestly thought he was gonna plane shift, or else I wouldn't have given out all that free swag. If the worm had taken Infernius back to the Abyss, that would've been probable party-murder.
>>40165
I'd have let it happen, but Torcuil made a great move/dice roll with death, and that was some awesome roleplaying.
>>40171
Sure
I just realized,... didn't the party revive Cecil? I had forgotten about that.
I'd have let it happen, but Torcuil made a great move/dice roll with death, and that was some awesome roleplaying.
>>40171
Sure
I just realized,... didn't the party revive Cecil? I had forgotten about that.
>>40177
Did Tracy intend the Ring of Evasion to be an engagement ring? She did it a while before the proposal
Did Tracy intend the Ring of Evasion to be an engagement ring? She did it a while before the proposal
>>40178
It was a gift to keep him safe: she considers the two to be already married.
Don't throw it away. It's almost definitely worth more than a Ring of Protection.
It was a gift to keep him safe: she considers the two to be already married.
Don't throw it away. It's almost definitely worth more than a Ring of Protection.
>>40179
He was probably the first to charge the undead when they arrived, but accidentally fell down a well or something..
Anyway, what did Ponimaru say?
He was probably the first to charge the undead when they arrived, but accidentally fell down a well or something..
Anyway, what did Ponimaru say?
>>40185
"...Now tell me, why was it that you were in the stables dressed-up like that white cunt last night..?"
*looms ominously*
"...Now tell me, why was it that you were in the stables dressed-up like that white cunt last night..?"
*looms ominously*
>>40190
"Who are you exactly? I've seen you like twice. You're like a monk or something Thez has been training?
"Who are you exactly? I've seen you like twice. You're like a monk or something Thez has been training?
Lenos stumbles through a portal in the control room looking extremely worn and ragged before slumping into a chair
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>>40204
"Is there a separate faction here I don't know about? Where did you come from? Are you Equestrian? And why is my waifu obsessed with you?"
"Is there a separate faction here I don't know about? Where did you come from? Are you Equestrian? And why is my waifu obsessed with you?"
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>>40203
"There you are. I need you to set the whorehouse on fire." Thez says. "The port just got raided by undead and it's kinda my fault."
"There you are. I need you to set the whorehouse on fire." Thez says. "The port just got raided by undead and it's kinda my fault."
>>40209
"Yes. That's where all the undead and unrecoverable civilian corpses are being gathered, then everything is gonna be burned, and then Infernius is going to sanctify the area so that this doesn't happen again," Thaz says solemnly.
"Yes. That's where all the undead and unrecoverable civilian corpses are being gathered, then everything is gonna be burned, and then Infernius is going to sanctify the area so that this doesn't happen again," Thaz says solemnly.
>>40210
"Why were you more eager to see him that day with the trolls than to go with me when I asked? Why do you leave him gifts? Why do you put your hoof on him and keep him from leaving?"
"Why were you more eager to see him that day with the trolls than to go with me when I asked? Why do you leave him gifts? Why do you put your hoof on him and keep him from leaving?"
>>40212
Thez grabs Lenos' shoulder and <whooooof> they appear outside the brothel. The Building has all manner of large and small undead piled around it, and the citizens are just finished dousing it in kerosene.
Thez grabs Lenos' shoulder and <whooooof> they appear outside the brothel. The Building has all manner of large and small undead piled around it, and the citizens are just finished dousing it in kerosene.
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