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Lotsa Nuts
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No.38130
Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.

Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38132
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What's going on in this dream?
Anonymous
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No.38133
>>38132
What's goint on?
What
Help
Anonymous
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No.38134
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Anonymous
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No.38135
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.38138
Why do NPC nightmares normally have such high Knowledge ranks? What does a field monster do with 21 ranks in Knowledge Arcana? Not that many creatures even have Knowledge as a skill. It's weird.
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No.38139
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>>38136
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38140
>>38139
Thanks.
Anonymous
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>>38139
wait nurgle?
Anonymous
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No.38142
In fact, I can see both gods being quasi-sympathetic cuz reasons
Anonymous
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No.38143
>>38141
Yes
Anonymous
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No.38144
38145
Psssst, Trump,... what episode did you guys finish with last week?
Anonymous
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No.38145
>>38144
Gift of the Maud Pie
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38147
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>>38139
I'll read into it.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38148
Where is Oerth? Is that the same as this material plane?
Anonymous
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>>38147
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
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>>38149
Worthy opponents

GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>38149
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.
>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
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>>38150
There is a seal in place
>>38151
She isn't? I thought Tracy was researching
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>>38151
>The Wall would be too expensive to build, and would harm U.S. - Mexico relations
Nigger, my Patron Saint is the Saint of building barriers to keep out bad hombres

>>38152
Forgot about the Golden Lady upholding the Travel Ban
Anonymous
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No.38154
>>38153
Whatever you say Mr. Fug
Mrs. Sentry
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38157 38159
>>38153
It would take one hell of a Spellcraft check though.
Anonymous
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No.38156
>>38152
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
Anonymous
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No.38157
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>>38155
Hello I am here, what would I need to roll with max spellcraft levels?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38158
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>>38153
>>38152
Wait, I'm confused now.
Who is who?
Anonymous
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No.38159
>>38155
See >>38154. Torcuil is putting his skill points into Spellcraft to help make it possible
Anonymous
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No.38160
>>38158
I am me. >>38152 is probably GM from a weird new IP

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No.38161
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>>38158
>who
Isn't it obvious?
>>38157
So 16? Spellcraft is essentially a magical comprehension skill. It affects encounters with other spellcasters, as well as the ease of interpreting items, scolls, and books.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38162
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>>38152
>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
Anonymous
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No.38163
>>38161
Yeah, I was gonna do it anyway
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38164
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>>38161
Don't you also need it to develop Ebin Spell Seeds?
Anonymous
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>>38162
This. We have a lot of shit to do before Tracy can go figure out how to be Exterminatused
Mrs. Sentry
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>>38161
>obvious
Sorry, the changing colors threw me off...
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>>38166
red is Thrackerzod.
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>>38167

Mrs. Sentry
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No.38169
Can skill points be gained in the holodeck?
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>>38162
Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Remind me not to end the weekend on a battlefield. Uhm,... eh. None of it actionable at the moment, so its all meta for the moment.
>>38167

Mrs. Sentry
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>>38168
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Stop changing colors so much!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38172
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>it's all meta
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38173
>>38172
Greater*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38174
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>>38164
Ebin Spells are the boss, desu.. Some of them have insane, god-tier effects.
Anonymous
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>>38174
necromancer stuff is bretty bool
Mrs. Sentry
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>>38175
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
Anonymous
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No.38177
>>38172
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
Anonymous
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>>38171
My parent's wifi is messing up. I'd definitely prefer to stay on my parent's wifi, because I have dozens of Warhammer 40k memes saved on my laptop that just became topical
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>>38176
14
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>>38178
heresy.
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>>38180
I love 40k memes
Mrs. Sentry
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>>38179
You could probably start developing Seeds about now, if I'm correct.
Anonymous
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>>38182
call me a newfag but what kind?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38184
>>38183
I didn't look too hard because looking makes me jelly...
Anonymous
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No.38185
38187 38188
Uhm,... seeds?
Anonymous
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>>38181

Mrs. Sentry
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No.38187
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>>38185
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
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No.38188
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>>38185
GM, as a completely hypothetical question that will probably never leave meta, what gods would match a Blackguard Trumpaladin?
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No.38189
38190 38191 38198
>>38187
>reading intensifies
I had been going off a homebrew idea for rituals,... which is now going into the trash,... again,... but that's fine
>gathering of maggots
How lovely
>>38188
Well, Hextor for one
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No.38190
38192
>>38187
>Can animate inanimate objects
I feel like that's a perfectly neutral power that I would be sorely tempted to use for evil

>>38189
Who else!

Also, why do you say that?

I kind of want to know how you or others interpret my character
Mrs. Sentry
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>>38189
>How lovely
Ikr.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38192
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>>38190
Transform can permanently alter race or species.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Transform_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
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>>38191
best monster
Anonymous
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No.38194
>>38191
Ewwww
Anonymous
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No.38195
>>38192
Neat!

I'm not sure I want Fae to be an equine though
Anonymous
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No.38196
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>>38192
>transform
Uhm,... polymorph?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38197
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>>38193
Liches really can't compare. Worms are Eldritch tier.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Worm_That_Walks
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38198
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>>38189
>homebrew idea for rituals
What were you using?
Anonymous
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No.38199
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>>38198
I was using the idea of a ritual,... contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,....
Anonymous
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No.38200
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>>38196
He means a permanent spell rather than one that lasts a few hours
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38201
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>>38196
Polymorph doesn't grant any extraordinary or spell-like abilities though. And it's not permanent.
Transform permanently changes one creature into another.
>>38199
Did it require insane spellcraft checks?
Anonymous
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No.38202
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>>38200
>>38201
could it change a minotuar into a hoo-man?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38203
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Some of these Rituals are insane.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike
>summon 10 adult red dragons
>10!
>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
Anonymous
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No.38204
>>38202
Yes, I believe
Anonymous
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No.38205
38208
>>38200
>shrugs
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.
>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
Anonymous
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No.38206
>>38203
Only 10?
Anonymous
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No.38207
38208
>>38203
>summon 10 dragons
Sounds like a good way to get eated desu
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38208
>>38202
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.
>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.
>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
Anonymous
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No.38209
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>summons 69 dragons
Anonymous
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No.38210
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>>38209
>who all have sex with Torcuil
don't worry, they're lady dragons Xp
Anonymous
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No.38211
>>38209
torc and 69 dragons.
Anonymous
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No.38212
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>>38210
>reeee-ing till the end of time
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38213
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>>38212
No ritual of that power could possibly come without sacrifice.
Anonymous
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No.38214
>>38213
>sacrifices a clerical minotaur
Anonymous
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No.38215
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>>38203
well i was thinking of turning hoo-man
Anonymous
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>>38215
Human? Y 4?
Anonymous
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No.38217
38220 38230
>>38216
to truly experience being aryan.
Anonymous
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No.38219
>>38215
Enjoy that strength nerf
Anonymous
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No.38220
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>>38217
There's so many ways I could respond to this
Anonymous
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No.38221
38222 38223
>Inb4 Ayran Infernius plays out Flowers for Algernon in his human form
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38222
38223
>>38221
That book was sad...
Anonymous
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>>38222
>>38221
ive never read it give me a basic gestalt.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38224
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>>38215
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
Anonymous
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No.38225
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>>38224
Just take the Half-long racial base
Anonymous
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No.38226
>>38224
i would but i dont think certain party members would like it.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38227
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>>38225
You mean like the half-dragon?
Anonymous
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No.38228
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>>38227
No, I mean the race
Anonymous
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No.38229
>>38223
Dumb guy gets crazy mind-hax. Learns mind-hax are temporary. Runs away. The end.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38230
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>>38220
Ikr...
>>38217
He's a Heck bull: one of the last of his kind. Wouldn't it be a shame to give that up?
Anonymous
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No.38231
>>38223
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
Anonymous
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No.38232
38235
>>38230
ill develop a aryan to heck mintuar spell first.
Anonymous
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No.38233
Also there is a bunch of introspection about how when one behaves in a particular manner others grow accustomed to it, though their manner of accustom doesn't necessarily fit the individual's, and how deviating from those customs cause strive and an upending of previously established norms,....
Anonymous
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No.38234
38235
>>38230
He could undo it I bet you
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38235
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>>38228
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.
>>38232
>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan
>10 Int
>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
Anonymous
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No.38236
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>>38235
we have money.
Anonymous
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No.38237
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>>38235
Yeah fuck your haxxor. No free astral projection whatever as a racial feature
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38238
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>>38237
>haxx
It's all within the rules.
Anonymous
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No.38239
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>>38237
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
Anonymous
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No.38240
38241 38242
>>38236
What's wrong with Torcuil's polymorph?
Anonymous
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No.38241
38245 38250
>>38240
>Torc apparently isn't good enough
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38242
38245 38250
>>38240
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
Anonymous
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No.38243
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>>38238
Oh bullshit you faggot
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38244
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>>38239
>There will be nerfing tho
Now I'm scared...
Anonymous
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No.38245
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>>38241
>>38242
do it torculi.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38246
>>38243
>bullshit
Read it. It's there.
Anonymous
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No.38247
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>>38244
Shhhhh, don't fight it
Anonymous
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No.38248
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>>38245
Skididle, skidoodle
Your dick is now a noodle
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38249
38251
>>38245
Wait until the battle is over.
Anonymous
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>>38241
Poor Torcuil

*pets wizard*

>>38239
It triggers me

>>38242
Would it do what he wants?

Anonymous
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No.38251
>>38248
>>38249
Kek to both of these
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38252
38253 38256
>>38247
Wh-what kind of nerfing..?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38253
>>38252
pic didn't upload...
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38254
>>38250
>Would it do what he wants?
Would what do what who wants?
Anonymous
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>>38248

Anonymous
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No.38256
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>>38252
Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....

No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
Anonymous
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No.38257
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>>38256
pls no nerf.
Anonymous
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No.38258
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>>38257
>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength
>wants to give up racial bonus to strength
>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
Anonymous
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No.38259
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>>38256
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit

Oh well... I'll bitch next time
Anonymous
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>>38259
K
Anonymous
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No.38261
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>>38257
"You shush, and put the belt and the arms on. Dammit."
Thez likes it rough.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38262
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>>38192
But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ft
Oh come on.
Anonymous
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>>38258

Anonymous
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No.38264
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>>38261
>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
Anonymous
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No.38265
>>38264
Funny that you mention Feinstein,....
Anonymous
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No.38266
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>>38261
"yes ma'am."
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38267
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>>38262
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
Anonymous
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No.38268
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>>38266
>>38261
"you put on one of those costumes i bought for you"
Anonymous
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No.38269
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>>38268
>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
Anonymous
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No.38270
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>>38267
Oh THAT'S a great idea o_o
Anonymous
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No.38271
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>>38269
"me think it look good om you"
*grapples*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38272
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>>38268
Thez would make a great Wendy's girl, desu.
>>38270
I don't see any exclusion for unique creatures either...
Can it really be developed turn a creature into a Tarrasque? Will a spellcraft DC high enough? I actually hope I'm reading this wrong..
Anonymous
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No.38273
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>>38271
*cough* a leftist Senator lich is attacking the city by infiltrating the sewers *cough*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38274
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>>38273
Doesn't matter, we're in a meta time-lapse.
"~Flashy, I'm ~bored."
*snuggles brutally*
Anonymous
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No.38275
38277
>>38272
Don't encourage him
>>38273
I guess I did spoil her being the sewer blich then,....
Anonymous
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No.38276
>>38272
this!
>>38273
she can wait.
>>38271
*binds with rope then ties hair to it*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38277
38279
>>38275
I'm just fond of smug Wendy's memes..
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38278
38280 38281
>>38274
*sighs*

*nibbles horsey ear*

"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"

*gives stick*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38279
>>38277

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38280
38282
>>38278
>FTW w/ keks
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38281
38283 38285
>>38278
*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38282
38283
>>38280
"you want some blue?"
esnZi
?
No.38283
38289
[1d20 = 3]
>>38281
>bitches love sticks confirmed
>>38282
"Shut ur gob maggot! Even with only two legs, I can still drop you in a moment flat!"
Unless a 1, Infernius is dropped

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38284
38289
Thez, hand bound behind her, still stands triumphantly in Raven cosplay.
"You were saying?"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38285
38288
>>38281
*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity

*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*

"You want to be truly ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38286
38287
RIP overboard...
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38287
38293
>>38286
*bumplocks thread*

"Shh... It's okay horsey"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38288
38290
Srsly tho, I'm out for the night. Sexin and such to habben in turn; its the bathhouse after all
>>38285
>undead
Uhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38289
38291
>>38283
>>38284
"hit me again baby, Me like it."
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38290
38292
>>38288
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38291
38295
>>38289
>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38292
>>38290
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38293
38294
>>38287
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
0qV/U
?
No.38294
38296
[1d20 = 10]
>>38293
"Wanna bend down silly horsey?"

*gets behind horsey*

Grabs her
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38295
1498775759541.gif
>>38291
ok so no hooman permanantly, good good
pic related
/GE8P
?
No.38296
38297 38298
[1d20 = 5]
>>38294
>faggot not exactly sure how to bend
*sits back on top of hoo-man*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38297
38300
>>38296
Idk what that roll was for. She's bending, somehow..
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38298
38299
>>38296
*tries to position himself for horse*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38299
38301
>>38298
*Anxiously waits for it*
>dripping
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38300
38304 38323
>>38297
fugging phone-posting
>>38297
Consider it 'acccommodating'
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38301
38302
>>38299
Lovingly inserts himself into demon horse

"You are best mount Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38302
38303 38305
>>38301
[happy pony noises]
"You're the best mounter." she says insistently
"So mount me, again!"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38303
38306
>>38302
*Flicks non-damaging fire-tail in face*
*raises tail*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38304
>>38300
*switches to the pile driver position.*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38305
38308
>>38302
*mounts horse furiously*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38306
38308
>>38303
*grabs dock*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38307
38308
*looks to see who is watching, since they are in the open*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38308
38309
>>38305
*Bucks hard*
>>38306
>Bucking abruptly stops in submissive shock
*Shakes rear invitingly*
>>38307
All of them.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38309
38311
>>38308
*mounts her back harder, warmly accepting the invitation*

To Fae
>"I'm sorry Fae
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38311
38313
>>38309
*Presses back into him softly*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38312
247309.jpg
*grins smugly at Fae*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38313
38314
o-HORSE-GAY-MARRIAGE-facebook.jpg
>>38310
top kek

Is loving his horsey

*points to RBG*

"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*loves horsey

>>38311
*presses inside her hard*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38314
38315 38316
>>38313
*Presses him back against pile of dry bones for support*
*Bounces mercilessly on pelvis(s)*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38315
38317
>>38314
*uses his full buffed up strength to ride horse and beat her right back*

*smacks flank*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38316
38317
>>38314
*Uses all power on horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38317
38318
>>38315
*Shudders feverishly at slap, cheeks clapping*
>>38316
>31 Str
*Humps back against dry bones, matching power with power, bouncing happily*
[Exhilarated horse noises]
"Oh, Flashy..!"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38318
38319
>>38317
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*

"I've got you Tracy!"

*bounces right back into her*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38319
38320 38321 38322
>>38318
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38320
38322 38324
>>38319
"I - I - I'll try"

*desperately tries to match horsey, bucking right back*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38321
38322 38323
>>38319
"Yippee Ki-oh!"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38322
38324 38325
>>38321
>>38320
>>38319
"Yippee Kiy-ay!"

*unable to hold back any longer...*

Lets forth a stream of raw, pure love into the horse, almost able to purge the evil from her

"I love you, Tracy"
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38323
>>38321
>>38300
"yippee ki-yay"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38324
38327
>>38320
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38325
38327
>>38322
*Kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38326
38329
*faggot goes to bed*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38327
38328
>>38324
*cums in horsey a second time in the rodeo*

*pets soft horse fur*

>>38325
*kisses horsey*
"You're a pretty good pony"

*rubs muzzle*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38328
38329 38343 38344
0aa1d9f3988fa2483a2769cee7aa78b6fc8e95ded9c938de49358e51efeb66a5.jpg
>>38327
we should form an anti-heretic squad.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38329
38330
download (1).jpg
>>38328
T H I S
H
I
S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JOFhfoAD4

>>38326
*cums in horsey again*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38330
38331
>>38329
best toby song.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38331
38332 38333
>>38330
It really is

Purging the wicked is the best part of being lawful good
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38332
8ad.png
>>38331

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38333
38334 38335 38342
>>38331
im gonna become lawful pretty soon.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38334
8HcUPv8.jpg
>>38333
Trips confirm

Lawful alignment, best alignment
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38335
38336 38342
1549473__safe_starlight glimmer_4chan_4chan party hat_anniversary_cute_excited_glimmerbetes_hat_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_party hat_pony_solo_unicorn.png
>>38333
trips confirm
*lawful good.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38336
38337
Twilight_Sparkle_tears_of_joy_S5E3.png
>>38335
Am not alone anymore...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38337
38338
>>38336
ill be more towards nazi germany though.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38338
38339
you-will-not-be-passed-over-heretic_o_2821347.jpg
>>38337
Um... what does that mean though?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38339
38340
>>38338
jews cannot be space marines, their genes are to weak.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38340
38341
boreale__s_unnatural_day_by_zergrex-d5drq11.png
>>38339
Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines

So... Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38341
38344
>>38340
capitalism is just the same as communism, they're both Jewish inventions.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38342
>>38335
>>38333
Makes sense. Natsoc/Fascism sounds more like a lawful ideology.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38343
38345 38346 38348
>>38328
We have two churches though. Wouldn't that set them against each other?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38344
38377
>>38328
>starts spanish inquisition
Who wants to help?
>>38341
>ancap starts slowly backing away
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38345
38346
>>38343
Well it might
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38346
38347 38348 38377
>>38343
>>38345
Also, both churches only have one official and no formal court. A dispute over heresy could literally just be a slugfest between two party members.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38347
38349
>>38346
>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officials
If this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.

Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
0qV/U
?
No.38348
38377
Shit.jpg
>>38343
>>38346
The question you're basically posing right here is "is it possible to simultaneously be a good American, and a National Socialist?"

Awkward...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38349
38350 38351
>>38347
NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38350
38351 38354
>>38349
It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38351
38353
>>38349
>>38350
https://youtu.be/GPX-mW4l1rU
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38353
465933__explicit_artist-colon-gitgud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anus_crotchboobs_female_impossibly large crotchboobs_looking at you_nicolas cage_nu.png
>>38351
Kek. Love that movie.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38354
38355 38356
>>38350
Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38355
>>38354
You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38356
38357
>>38354
If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore... I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38357
38358
>>38356
*sighs*
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38358
38361
>>38357
Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38360
38362
I really do hope we can level up after these upcoming fights.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38361
38363
image.png
>>38358
>Villian needs to hide from the world
GET ON MY LEVEL!
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38362
38365 38368
>>38360
My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38363
38364 38367
>>38361
Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
cmhXt
?
No.38364
38366
>>38363
>She doesn't want to settle down or be a mother
Okay...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38365
>>38362
I'm hungry for XP. I want it bad.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38366
>>38364
How did you come to that?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38367
image.gif
>>38363
*heart breaks... More than a little...*
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38368
38369
>>38362
You don't want to level up faster?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38369
38370
>>38368
I don't want a time skip before then
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38370
38371
>>38369
What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38371
38372
>>38370
And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38372
38374 38377
>>38371
Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38373
stow the corpses*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38374
38375
>>38372
Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38375
38376 38428
>>38374
It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38376
38378
>>38375
Great. Tell Sechs to order a corvee
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38377
38378
>>38344
i wont violate your nap, im actually kind of fond of ancapism.
>>38346
i need to fix up my church but im not quite sure how to go about it.
>>38348
reeeeee it is possible ask Henry ford.
>>38372
ill let uatchit eat them.


Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38378
38379 38381
>>38376
If we don't have to rebuild the town first...
>>38377
>eat them
We were going to ressurect them, weren't we?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38379
38380 38383
>>38378
the zombies?
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38380
38384
>>38379
Yes.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38381
38382
>>38378
No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38382
38385
>>38381
Where are they going to sleep?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38383
38384
>>38379
Tracy's faggot has a good idea with that. We need more humans to populate empty cities
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38384
38388
>>38380
>>38383
humans/=/zombies
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38385
38386
>>38382
Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38386
38387
>>38385
The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38387
38388
>>38386
as long as there are no mind flayers i think we ok.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38388
38389
>>38384
They were probably gathered from all over the continent.
>Here comes diversity
>>38387
Yeah, at least we can be sure there won't be any Mindflayer Blackguards with Beholder mounts. That would never happen.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38389
>>38388
>Here comes diversity
REEEEEEE no shitskins!
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38392
38393
>>38390
Humans (aryan)
Elfs
Minotuars
Ponies
Dwelfs
more?
>>38391
too late

Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38393
38394
>>38392
What about dwarves?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38394
38395
>>38393
jew-tier
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38395
38396 38397
>>38394
Halflings?
Centaurs?
Satyrs?
Monstrous Humanoids?
Giants of different varieties?
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38396
38399
>>38395
Pixies?
Gnomes?
Troglodytes?
Ogres?
Ogre mages?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38397
38398
>>38395
>Halflings?
>Centaurs?
>Satyrs?
happas.
>Giants of different varieties
pagan european-tier the could be civilized
>Monstrous Humanoids
shitskins
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38398
38399
>>38397
Minotuars are monstrous Humanoids. And some of them are too intelligent to be niggers.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38399
38400 38402
>>38396
>Gnomes
white
>Pixies
no
>Ogres an ogre mages
fatties that need discipline.
>Troglodytes
not familiar with, but if they are like argonians then yes.
>>38398
i sais minotuars where white already though.

Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38400
38401
>>38399
What about other monstrous Humanoids?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38401
38402
>>38400
we would have to review each one.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38402
38403 38406
>>38399
>Argonians
Like lizardfolk?
What about other reptilians?
>>38401
Good point.
In fact, this conversation is kind of pointless as it stands. Let's review each race as we meet them, and then review individuals. You never know who you'll meet.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38403
>>38402
>What about other reptilians
reptilians seem okay.
>Like lizardfolk?
yea.
>Let's review each race as we meet them
sounds like a good plan
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38404
38407
Alright. So when referring to "cleaning up zombies", are we talking about the corpses in Durpistan, the zombies and undead outside port Barry? Both? Also, why would you need to shelter zombies?
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38405
>>38390
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38406
>>38402
>Judge them each by the content of their character
Dear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38407
38408 38409
>>38404
they are talking about the ones in town.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38408
>>38407
This.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38409
38410 38414
whoosh.jpg
>>38407
Oh that won't even be a thing. If the fight wasn't unresolved I could go >pic related
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38410
38411 38413 38417
1560032__safe_artist-colon-nootaz_oc_oc-colon-nootaz_oc only_meme_russian meme_solo.jpeg
>>38409
>not posting the poner.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38411
38412 38413
>>38410
"There's a poner of,..."
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38412
12c7906ba4984eeb9a1331a27cd2b2ef50d4ccba31a92e846697bb0b4a9e6b39.jpg
>>38411
we need an aryanne version of this one.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38413
38417 38418
image.jpeg
>>38410
This

>>38411
Every. MUST. BE. PONER!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38414
38418
>>38409
>woosh
We're not going to resurrect everyone?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38415
38416 38417 38418
>ITT, GM says "no, fuck your planning"
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38416
8685848c4decb2ce344b9f26ce2fe39a19703b097b1c6fd1302598f6d4135558.png
>>38415

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38417
>>38410
Saved
>>38413
Is there a poner of the Planets
>>38415
>ITT, Torc will fuck GM's plans for fucking the player planning
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38418
38419
284388b3e41137ee12f29f5b6cb18cfe5f0df9da60016a936626f91be553135f_1.jpg
>>38413
>pic
>>38414
The zombies? No, there will be no resurrecting zombies
>>38415
RLY? I thought ITT GM is told "Fuck your planning"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38419
38420 38423 38425
1363057242464.png
>>38418
Can I just keep their skulls then? I want to make a custom throne out of that cloud giant's skull if he's not going to need it anymore. The rest of the skulls will make for a nice heap.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38420
38421 38423
>>38419
can i have there sinews?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38421
38422
>>38420
What for?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38422
38423
>>38421
sex swing.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38423
38427
>>38422
"I endorse this idea"
>>38420
Yes
>>38419
Yes
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38425
>>38419
>2edgy4me
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38426
>>38424
its actually pretty cool desu.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38427
>>38423
"me glad!"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38428
>>38375
WTF? More shenanigens?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38429
38432 38433
skullcups.JPG1cb1476a-ab4c-4131-9893-7c11892a17d9Original.jpg
What's the most aesthetic, realistic skull goblet design you can have?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38430
120.jpg
>>38424
There can never be enough edge.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38432
38434
>>38429
i drink from an actual skull.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38433
38435
>>38429
Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
Boom Skull goblet Tankard
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38434
38436
rEE2k.jpg
>>38432
You need at least a bit of craftsmanship to get a great, usable goblet though.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38435
38437 38440
>>38433
>Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw
Interesting prospect.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38436
38438 38439
bring-me-win-in-the-skull-of-an-enemy-find-19292835.png
>>38434

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38437
>>38435
In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38438
38451
>>38436
Technically, you could make a throne out of the entire Giant skull. Just sayin
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38439
>>38436
this.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38440
38441
pearls-carved-skulls-shinji-nakaba-thumb640.jpg
>>38435
The jibbernigger skulls could probably make for good molds for gold jewlery. I'll have Tracy tell Lenos about it whenever he finally gets back. Mr. Skeletals could be the next big thing.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38441
38442
>>38440
Oddly cute
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38442
38444
118.jpg
>>38441
Pic related are by some Japanese artist who carved them out of flawed pearls.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38443
38445
skull_by_phobian.jpg
>Illegals break our wall
>We make them pay for it
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38444
38446
>>38442
grorious nippon.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38445
38446
>>38443
>better wall
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38446
>>38444
Checked.
>>38445
Ikr
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38447
38448 38449
1bd5f42c3fed5dac8064ea42ee4407b0.jpg
I fucking love skull aesthetics
>Pimp Lich
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38448
1549977__safe_artist-colon-artimis whooves_marks and recreation_spoiler-colon-s07e21_doot_kettle draws_meme_skull trumpet_spooky_trumpet.png
>>38447

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38449
>>38447
Keep it pimpin pimpin
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38450
c0f07d5add50fe22e3e40225af9186d6.jpg
>lighter for Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38451
38453 38456
>>38438
That's what I was intending. The rest of the skulls are to put beneath it.
Now, for a place to put it...
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38453
38454 38455 38459
>>38451
I'm guessing this is just the tip of a very large iceberg
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38454
>>38453
Think of it as a trophy

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38455
>>38453
this desu.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38456
38457 38459
>>38451
Pretty much.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38457
38458
>>38456
I'm guessing ahe intends to target Trump's humans
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38458
38460
>>38457
>Trump's humans
Who?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38459
>>38456
meant for >>38453

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38460
38461
>>38458
Port Barry and vicinity
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38461
>>38460
>Implying jurisdiction
No though. I wasn't planning anything.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38463
38464 38465
So, are the undead fuckers still a problem?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38464
>>38463
Yep. We're all still were we were that night.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38465
38466 38467
>>38463
You have a visit from Nancy Pelosi and three ships incoming
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38466
>>38465
>three ships
G4
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38467
38471
Nancy-Pelosi-the-Pirate-with-a-Gun-111967.jpg
Ted-Kennedy-and-Nancy-Pelosi-Pirates-62161.jpg
Pirate-Nancy-Pelosi-78654.jpg
>>38465
>The pirate of Washington DC
Kek
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38468
38470
How long until we fight John McCain?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38470
38473
>>38468
When he dies and becomes a wizard in The Game™
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38471
Pirates-u.jpg
Pirate-s-of-Washington-DC-Nancy-Pelosi-and-Harry-Reid-110398.jpg
>>38467

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38472
>>38469
You should consider them yours too
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38473
38474
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
>>38470
>Implying he isn't already dead
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38474
38475
>>38473
We can expect that boss fight in...
How long does it take cancer to kill?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38475
38476 38477
>>38474
Not long enough,....
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38476
>>38475
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38477
38478
>>38475
yep..
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38478
38479 38481
>>38477
So yes, John McCain will present himself b4 too long. It would be nice to kill him too.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38479
38480
>>38478
Torcuil should think of the most cancerous meme he can to kill him with
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38480
38483
>>38479
Fuck, I never thought I would say this
>looks for meme on 9gag
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38481
38482 38501
image.jpeg
>>38478
GM, how weaponizable is my Alunya collection?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38482
>>38481
Alunya is the only half-decent meme commies ever produced, desu.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38483
38484 38487
>>38480
we need the hard stuff, 9gag is to weak.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38484
38485 38489 38490
>>38483
Where can we find the most cancerous, unfunny, life-draining memes in existence?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38485
38487 38492
>>38484
leftypol
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38486
38488 38493
image.jpeg
Why do I like this meme so much?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38487
>>38483
B-but I need cancer
>>38485
I mean, you aren't wrong
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38488
>>38486
does that thing have a penis?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38489
image.png
>>38484
How do you know when a meme is cancer though?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38490
38491 38494 38501
>>38484
r/politicalhumor
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38491
38501
>>38490
r/spacedicks
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38492
>>38485
They literally don't have any memes except for Alunya. Just photo-shopped /pol/ memes.
It's a memetic example of how communism destroys market/product diversity.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38493
38499
>>38486
She's cute...
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38494
38495 38496 38498
image.png
>>38490
Pic related is Torcuil's waifu
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38495
>>38494
>*dies*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38496
38497
>>38494
>Torc shoots himself
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38497
38500
>>38496
>*meets Death*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38498
38501
>>38494
*kills death*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38499
image.jpeg
>>38493
I know right? I love this cat for some reason
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38500
>>38497
>Torc enters the loop of hel
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38501
38502 38503
>>38481
>totally doesn't get alunya memes
Uhm 5/10?
>>38490
>>38491
I notice that there are r/'s in front of those
>>38498
Oh, he kills death alright with a beins
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38502
38503
>>38501
>with a benis
I kek'd
>r/'s
Where else am I supposed to get cancer?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38503
38504 38505
>>38502
>>38501
>until death pulls out her own Benis
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38504
38506
>>38503
>pleasekillme.scroll
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38505
>>38503
>communist benis
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38506
38507 38508 38510
c222d159023d3bc4334b04e8b8451093--simple-skull-drawing-reaper-tattoo.jpg
>>38504
>manifests behind you*
>"You ~called?"
No mortal can escape her.
rGxba
?
No.38507
38509 38511 38512 38514
[1d1 = 1]
>>38506
Run away
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38508
>>38506
'specially when she wants some
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38509
38513
>>38507
OMFG
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38510
>>38506
>Death is as insane as Tracy
Poor Torcuil
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38511
38513
>>38507
WHY DID YOU ROLL FOR THAT
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38512
>>38507
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38513
38515
>>38509
Fuck...
Torc is gettin >raped tonight, isn't it
>>38511
Hilarity, look at the die
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38514
649126__safe_artist-colon-hunter1337_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_blonde_eyes closed_female_floppy ears_full body_funny_laughing_nazi_on back_open mouth.png
>>38507
>mfw
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38515
38516 38517 38518
>>38513
Oh.... That's a 1d1
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38516
38519
>>38515
Well that's no fun...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38517
38519
>>38515
*sad*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38518
>>38515
Nothing like a good ol mobius strip
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38519
38520
>>38517
>>38516
You faggots thought I was serious?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38520
38521
>>38519
For a moment..
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38521
38522 38523 38524
>>38520
Would it make you guys feel better if I actually rolled?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38522
38526
>>38521
no
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38523
38526
>>38521
Nah. Moment's passed.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38524
38526
>>38521
U didn't? I see the 1,... looks like canon to me Xp
cmhXt
?
No.38525
38527 38537
[1d20 = 18]
Dice is no fun without risk

*Frees self from Tracy*
rGxba
?
No.38526
38530
[1d20 = 12]
>>38522
>>38523
Too bad, I'm gonna fucking do it
>>38524
Don't make me roll a 20d1
yFDEb
?
No.38527
38528
>>38525
*shits on trumpaladin*
yFDEb
?
No.38528
38529 38531 38535
[1d20 = 1]
>>38527

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38529
38533
>>38528
oh come on!
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38530
38535
>>38526
I won't MAKE u do ANYTHING desu, I'll just shitpost until u do
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38531
>>38528
>shit lands on self
TOP FUCKING KEK!
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38532
38534
And laugh at Infernius
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38533
image.gif
>>38529
Beautiful
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38534
38540
>>38532
so..... what happens?
rGxba
?
No.38535
38536 38538 38539 38540
[1d20 = 19]
>>38528
My sides have left for fucking pluto
>>38530
Roll to try and seduce Trollestia
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38536
38538
>>38535
>19
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38537
38541
>>38525
*whimpers*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38538
38542
>>38535
You know what, I'll take it.
>>38536
Its better than rolling a 3 for dick size
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38539
>>38535
Not bad
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38540
38543 38545
>>38534
>went to shit on another player
>rolled a 1
>wants to know what happens next
Its pretty shitty desu
>>38535
Not a 20, but almost
"Oh young meme-mage, whatever do you intend to do with that... wand?" I thought you wanted to avoid this level of ahem scrutiny
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38541
38544
>>38537
Goddamn it

*pets pony's muzzle*
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38542
>>38538
There WAS that one time,....
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38543
38546
>>38540
just making sure everything is still inside.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38544
38548
Spoilered
>>38541
[happy pony noises]
*nuzzles affectionately*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38545
38548 38549
>>38540
To late, I went full autism and there is no going back....
But now I don't know what to do.

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38546
38547
>>38543
>inside
>implying
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38547
38550
>>38546
>organs
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38548
>>38545
Just tell her you're glad she's accompanying you to fight the hordes on the docks

>>38544
>File name
reeeee
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38549
38551 38554
>>38545
"Young sir, lovely though you may be,... that aside,... I am not certain that now is the time for such,... informalities. Tempting though it may be to rape ur(his) haggis,.... consider this a wash. unless this is all a wash Xp
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38550
>>38547
>implying
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38551
38552 38553
>>38549
Every other member of the party fucked during the battle though
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38552
>>38551
This..
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38553
>>38551
e_e
rGxba
?
No.38554
38555 38556 38559
[1d20 = 5]
>>38549
Oh I just had the best idea
"Oh, well u-uh.
Um
You see..."
Spaghetti shoots forth from all pockets of Torcs rope.
Rolling for attack
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38555
>>38554
>5
Kill me
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38556
38557
>>38554
And here, I was sure Torcuil wasn't gonna try and fug the Unicorn
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38557
38558
>>38556
Idk what I was doing, but this'll work
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38558
>>38557
u w0t?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38559
38560 38561
>>38554
Tracy's supposed to finish her.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38560
38562
>>38559
>gninnalp ruoy kcuF
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38561
38563 38564
>>38559
She will, don't worry; it'll be tragic and melancholy
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38562
38566
>>38560
...dias lleW<
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38563
38565
>>38561
Oh
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38564
38567 38569
>>38561
pls no I'm already really sad I doomed that character
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38565
38566
>>38563
Shush nao, tragic heroine shit
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38566
38568 38569 38570
>>38562
msitua fo syaw eht ni tnenoppo yhtrow a yllanif, hA<
>>38565
No, I won't shush
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38567
38570 38571
>>38564
this is all your fault, accept her death and move on.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38568
38576
>>38566
msitua ma i<
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38569
38571 38576
>>38566
Oh right, cuz,... nevermind.
>>38564
She's a big girl. Its okay.
>>38566
U WILL SHUSH FOR NAO OR TRUMP WILL PEE HIS ARMOR
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38570
38572 38576
>>38567
This, desu.
It's the point of no return.
>>38566
At least wait until the devours are kill, so Tracy can get her soul before they do..
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38571
38577
>>38567
I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOUKD HAPPEN!

>>38569
*cries anyways*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38572
38573
>>38570
NO TAKING HER SOUL!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38573
38574 38576
>>38572
YES TAKING HER SOUL!
She's not coming back!
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38574
38575 38580
>>38573
Let her be free...

May she find the peace in death she could not find in life...

*is sad*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38575
38578
>>38574
She's probably already centuries old anyway.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38576
38579 38580 38581
>>38568
tey ton
>>38569
YOUR NOT MY MOM
>>38570
I hope you realize Torc is gonna go full autistic breakdown.
>>38573
>Mixxed nuts: everyone can have a waifu but Torc
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38577
1506886263460.gif
>>38571
well it did her fate is set simply because you couldnt keep it in your pants, think about that next time you see a nice looking horse. i dont want anymore horse death.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38578
image.png
>>38575
We barely knew her
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38579
38586
>>38576
Please defend her. She deserves a defense
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38580
38582 38583 38586
>>38574
"Don't be sad anon. I'm the coyote's character. You haven't heard the last of me." ^_~
>>38576
>Trump pees his armor
what, I said it would happen,....
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38581
38584 38585 38586
>>38576
You have Death.
Did you know that Wraith is a Scottish term, btw? I've been reading a lot of European mythology lately.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38582
>>38580
*wipes tears from eyes*

"Wha.. What?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38583
>>38580
"Dammit!"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38584
>>38581
>mixed nuts, makin niggas read n' sjhit
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38585
38587
>>38581
Tracy can kill death instead
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38586
38589 38592 38593
>>38579
Torc will, but if she dies prepare for a giant shit storm
>>38580
>ITT Torc has been catfished by a coyote pretending to be a unicorn.
>>38581
Yeah, I knew wraith was scottish. Pretty instresting. Do you have any good resources for celtic mythology?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38587
38588
>>38585
kek like thats gonna happen.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38588
38591
>>38587
I know how to make it happen
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38589
38590 38591 38595
>>38586
Not cat-fished, any more than Infernius is a fag 4 being into Thez (who is the brainchild of a dude)
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38590
38599
>>38589
But the coyote is a character ingame. You aren't
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38591
38594 38599
>>38588
you wish. tracy will never let it happen.
>>38589
but me no es faggio
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38592
>>38586
Godspeed NEET Scott. Godspeed
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38593
38596
wraith_female_farm_ghost_by_terrywbrown-d5lg3ro.jpg
>>38586
My go-to is Wikipedia...
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38594
38597 38598
>>38591
>implying she could stop it by any means other than killing death
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38595
38599
>>38589
Did Cecil's faggot ever call back?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38596
>>38593
I mean, that works
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38597
38602 38603 38605 38608
>>38594
Will any of our caster be willing to develop an Epic spell to permanently fuse Trumpaladin to Tracy's back? I looked it up: it's possible.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38598
>>38594
>implying she will go with what ever solution that you come up with.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38599
38600 38601
>>38590
LOLL no! The coyote,... well on the one hand it can be said to vastly predate the GM, on the other hand, its been around ever since in the perspective of the GM.
Tl:dr Coyote gets what coyote wants
>>38591
>>38595
....y, yeah he got into methamphetamines lately,....
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38600
38610
>>38599
Ah.. too bad for him...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38601
38610
>>38599
thats unfortunante if not a shitpost.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38602
38604
>>38597
I'll fucking do it, no cost at all
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38603
>>38597
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*takes breath*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38604
38606
>>38602
I take that back, one cost. No kill unicorn
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38605
38608 38609
>>38597
it would be worth the ban.
cmhXt
?
No.38606
38607
>>38604
Pls no kill unicorn and no fuse Trumpaladin to demon horse
\r
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38607
>>38606
You can have one or the other.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38608
38614
>>38597
>>38605
and you can still kill the unicorn in my deal.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38609
38612
>>38605
You liked me just a few weeks ago
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38610
38611 38619
>>38600
>>38601
Not a shitpost. I hope for him, but the choice is his. He's not at death's door (that I know of) ATM, but he's made "better choices" in "previous circumstances" desu.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38611
38615 38619
>>38610
Oh well, hope he gets better.
Makes me a bit grateful I'm addicted to RPGs and not drugs...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38612
38613
>>38609
i still like you but you need to learn from you mistakes, the unicorn dies.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38613
38625
>>38612
I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38614
>>38608
May as well develop the seeds, just in case.
You might want to read into Epic Spellcasting.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38615
38616 38617
>>38611
>implying being addicted to this is any better
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38616
38618
>>38615
Drugs are expensive.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38617
38620
>>38615
Ay. Nobody robbed a store for some Mixed Nuts. Just sayin'
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38618
>>38616
Literally the only relative benefit
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38619
>>38610
i'll pray for him.
>>38611
Sa420me

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38620
38621
>>38617
>yet
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38621
38622 38623
>>38620
Anyone who wants these Nuts only needs to ask, they're FFA....
Tks for the,... what do you call it? Loosh? "Good Vibes"? Meh, I look forward to telling him that faggots from the internet who know nothing about him want him to do his best
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38622
38627
>>38621
Tell him one of them says Hi
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38623
38627
>>38621
The current iteration's paladin sympathizes with his plight in life and his poor reception in the game...

Too well
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38624
38629
image.jpeg

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38625
1319630__safe_artist-colon-eugene-dash-joe-dash-c_rainbow dash_book_brain_brainbow dash_glasses_meme_simple background_solo_tfw to intelligent_transpar.png
>>38613
the lesson isnt complete, you need this for mental discipline.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38627
38628
>>38622
>>38623
I told him to trust in horsepussy. The ball is in his court.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38628
38630
>>38627
>I told him to trust in horsepussy
...Really?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38629
38636
>>38624
*boops*
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38630
38631 38632
>>38628
Yes. Unironically, blogposting aside.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38631
38633
>>38630
Oh. Wow..
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38632
38633
>>38630
what did he say back?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38633
>>38631
>>38632
For the record, the conversation wasn't "Blah blah HORSEPUSSY!!!" but along those lines. I told him that I found the strangest group of friends, and that that the Game goes on (virtually) all the time.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38634
38635
>shameless
https://youtu.be/fwy1-73mgxY
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38635
>>38634
infernuis "berrytwist" preston. MNO
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38636
38637
>>38629
*is booped*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38637
38639
>>38636
"............."
*humps leg*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38638
38640
>>38626
Your autistic revenge plot is greentext worthy

Like I don't think even you know
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38639
38640
>>38637
*pets pony, muzzle, head and ears*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38640
38641 38642
628557__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_box art_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nintendo_nintendo entertainment system_video game.png
>>38638
That'd be one hell of a long, complicated greentext to explain all this autism.
>>38639
*purrs affectionately, eyes closed*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38641
38661
1478660__safe_artist-colon-smoldix_oc_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_cute_faget_female_filly_pony_simple background_solo_unicorn_white background.png
>>38640

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38642
38643
>>38640
*is comforted somewhat*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38643
>>38642
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38645
38646
>>38644
i dunno i found it on derpibooru.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38646
38647
>>38645
Are you going to level-up Infernius as a Monk immediately after this level?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38647
38648
>>38646
yea clerics really dont get anything through lvl up.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38648
38649
>>38647
>Ebin Spell-Casting
Suit yourself then..
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38649
38651
>>38648
ill level up as a cleric again eventually.
i cant ebin cast now?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38650
38697
I really want to level up Tracy as a Blackguard so she can at least summon her servant, but Epic level Rogue is pretty tempting too. If she gets Blinding Speed as an Ebin Bonus Deat, she could be a Guardian Paramount.
Then again, If she just grinded for Great Dexterity, every week in on the holodeck, she'd probably make the prereq for the feat in less time than she could level-up that far, at this rate...
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38651
38652
>>38649
Idk, desu.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38652
38653 38654
>>38651
gm?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38653
>>38652
Read about it yourself.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:About_Epic_Spells
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38654
38655
>>38652
Yes?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38655
38657 38659 38662
>>38654
i need some exp so i can get the epic spell casting feat.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38657
38658
>>38655
Does that come at lvl 20 or lvl 23?
Infernius's weakness in this field though is that he has a nonexistant Int bonus... With 24 ranks in Knowledge Religion, a caster can create spells with the capability to bestow sapient life, intelligence, and a soul unto any creature or object.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38658
38662 38675
>>38657
This is the part where I realize that SteamPonk would have to be a collaboration between a couple Epic-level spellcasters.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38659
38660 38663
Infernuis.txt
>>38655

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38660
38661 38689
>>38659
He thinks he's so cool with his neatly-organized txt file.. *grumbles*
[lazy faggot noises]
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38661
>>38660
see
>>38641

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38662
38665
>>38658
I did say artifact-grade,....
>>38655
Well its a good thing there's a few Liches and a slough of undead to wade through ATM
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38663
38694 38898
>>38659
>Animal and Good
Those are Hitlers Domains? I figured one of them would be War or Glory.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38665
38668 38670
>>38662
infernuis goes hard! and kills tons of undead with healing spells!
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38666
38667
kill all shitskins!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38667
>>38666
Well said, Satan.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38668
38670
>>38665
Tracy doesn't waste time either, cleaving through masses of undead in a whirling fury.
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38669
Trumpaladin does the same, except better
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38670
38671
>>38665
>>38668
Noted, points for enthusiasm. Way too early tho. Like, a day or so early.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38671
38672 38674
>>38670
me bored.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38672
38673 38674
>>38671
>Raven cosplay
Bored you say?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38673
1513928106113.gif
>>38672

Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38674
38678
image.jpeg
>>38672
>>38671
Cosplay
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38675
38676 38679 38680
>>38658
Needing extra participants would make it into a Ritual Spell... A party of sorts.
Seeds of interest would be Animate, Energy, Life, and Transform to make a true SteamPonk..
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38676
38677
>>38675
He has a unicorn
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38677
38689
>>38676
Irrelevant. The world needs SteamPonk.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38678
>>38674
what a cute communist.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38679
cc1f6b1863b52dac88d0fb2f91e3d7f3.jpg
>>38675
The gnomes could help. They likely have some advanced Bards in their society that could help with the Spellcraft for Animate... The body would be one thing; it'd be up to the party to bring her to life.
SteamPonkalypse when?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38680
38682
>>38675
Forget Energy, Conjure is the seed to go with for recreating her party powers.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38681
*goes to bed*
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38682
38683
>>38680
>GM still hasn't read up on seeds
Probably this, but don't expect to use a 'standard' mold, and be CERTAIN it will break
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38683
38693
1447410978091.jpg
>>38682

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38689
38690
>>38660
>lazy faggot noises
Same
>>38677
Won't happen for certain reasons
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38690
>>38689
We believe in you, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWklLu2HCA4
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38691
38692
reverse_centaur_by_acci98-dazvg4u.jpg
Found a pic of Trump and Tracy's child
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38692
>>38691
kek
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38693
>>38683
cute
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38694
38695
>>38663
That can't be all of Hitler's Domains. What are the others?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38695
38696
>>38694
Art? And then maybe bundle culture with that?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38696
38699 38898
>>38695
I thought his Domains would be War, Glory, Community and Strength, for a Natsoc thematic.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38697
38698
>>38650
I'm probably going to go for at least three more levels in Blackguard, then another three in Rogue, to get a second Special Rogue Ability. I already gave her Crippling Strike, so once she becomes a lvl 4 Blackguard and has 8d6 Sneak Attack Damage I'll be able to select Lingering Damage as a feat, for a strike that surely kills on the second turn.
0qV/U
?
No.38698
38700 38706
>>38697
So Tracy's faggot, I was thinking that if Trumpaladin were treating Tracy like she were his mount, he'd absolutely bard her. It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.

A set of Mithral breastplate would provide an AC boost of +5 besides whatever enchantments were added to it, but would not reduce her speed at all and have an armor check penalty of -1. The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size, so she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes (unless it were enchanted with "wild," then it would shapeshift with her or at least "melt") and would need to be stored in her bag
\r
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38699
>>38696
See, I think Hitler as a god would have the domains of Purity, Art, War, and Industry. A very strange combination, but I like it.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38700
38701 38702 38708
>>38698
Does a breastplate count as light or medium barding? Flying mounts can only fly in light barding, fyi. I'd like a chest plate too though. If not that, some chain shirt.
>she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes
Inconvenient, but she'd love the attention.
>It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
I thought of forging some mithril plates similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers. They'd only be for planned battles though.
>The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size
I've been bullshitting the size thing since before she even transformed, desu.. I wanted the Shapeshifter's armor to make it feel less bullshit.
I don't even know if she's medium or small anymore, desu; her being a semi-anthro pony that alternates between walking on two and four legs. I put those ranks into control shape so that she could have a hybrid form, but she's been ranging from a small pony, to a heavy warhorse, to a Cauchemar as big as a cottage.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38701
mlpol.jpg
>>38700
Forgot unrelated pic
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38702
38703 38704 38708
>>38700
A mythril breastplate is one weight category lighter than a conventional breastplate
>size
Yeah, I need to pay more attention to that
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38703
38705 38708
1015347__safe_artist-colon-dm29_shining armor_twilight sparkle_caught_cookie_cookie jar_cookie thief_cute_duo_filly_filly twilight sparkle_julian yeo i.png
>>38702
>pay more attention to that
I probably should've just kept my mouth shut..
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38704
38705
>>38702
Can a single beastplate be worn in addition to existing armor?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38705
38707
CG_deliver_greek_hoplite_004.jpg
>>38703
Don't worry, I'll probably forget again
>>38704
No. Breast-plate armor is comparable to Spartan armor (Greek, not Halo Xp)
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38706
>>38698
>"Wild"
Wild armor only applies to transformations via Wild Shape ability, not just any alternate form ability.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38707
38708
GhostRider-004.jpg
>>38705
Oh well. A biking suit would look better on her anyway.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38708
38709
NMM with Bracers and Chanfron of pure sex.png
NMM in Criniere.png
NMM wearing a Peytral.png
>>38700
Breast plate is in the medium armor category, but when you make it out of mithril, it's light armor. So she could wear it and still fly and go her unarmored speed, but her AC would go from 26 to 31+enchantments.

I've been pouring over the D&D rules for armor and magical beasts recently looking to buff and advance my Fae character. But from a story perspective, there's not a really a logical reason not to do the same to Cauchemar Tracy, and the real reason is that she's not my character, but if she were, I'd do things like Mithral breastplate armor, which I am putting on Fae when I get the chance.

>similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers
That's exactly what I was thinking. They are so damned sexy that they really ought to be imitated if for no other reason than aesthetic purposes. GM said we can treat each piece of the armor separately for enchantment purposes, and under my estimation, a horse can support a Chanfron (helmet), criniere (neck plate), and Peytral (chest plate). The alicorns of mlp never use Peytrals (but have those sexy as fuck Chanfrons and in some fan pieces, crinieres), but it seems logical to me.

>She'd like the attention
I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like

>Only before major battles
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Or really any time the characters have five minutes

>>38700
>>38702
>size
I estimate Tracy to be an 80 pound 7-hand Falabella-sized pony in rogue form, a 1900 pound 16-hand Percheron in mount form, and a 900 pound ~14-15 hand Arabian riding horse or 600 pound 13 hand Shetland in any intermediate form.

I don't see much reason to read too much into the size classes. The only strict requirement I see is that a huge creature is at least twice the size of a large one, and a large creature is at least twice the size of a medium one. Other than that, I think we can be reasonable in our interpretations of the creatures.

>>38703
This

>>38707
In pony form, yes. I still like the Nightmare moon look on a Cauchemar

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38709
38712
>>38708
I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane), her.
Also, Nicholas Cage's face turns into an angry skull, and he's surrounded by flames and chains instead of rainbows and sparkles.
>>38708
>I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives. It was pretty important to the ancient Greeks (inventors of the gay bathhouse) and you can see several stanzas in poems dedicated to it, and in Japan as well (like that scene in The Last Samurai).
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38710
38711 38712
Can I get a better scope of the conditions required for a Sneak Attack, both melee and range? Can you declare an Attack a Sneak Attack if it's done from a point of total concealment?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38711
38716
>>38710
Sneak attacks can be done from concealment, or from a flanking position. Basically its an attack that can't be perceived in advance of (why Korak could do it with the pistol-cape combo, cuz his opponent couldn't see he was preparing to attack)
0qV/U
?
No.38712
>>38710
Catch your enemy under a circumstance where they are denied a dexterity bonus to AC (regardless of whether they actually have one). This includes catching them flatfooted (unprepared for combat), flanking them, and when they are grappling someone besides the person doing the sneak attack

>>38709
>I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane).
That's - That's pretty awesome

>>38709
>In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives
That's a nice tidbit. It would be neat if the Tracy character interpreted it that way. I was thinking of something more mundane, like Knights armoring their horses because it would be inconvenient beyond measure for their horse to be killed by arrows in the middle of a charge against enemy heavy infantry or light cavalry.

It's a reflection of the kind of soldiers military-order knights - and by extension Paladins - are supposed to be. A lot of European knights rode heavy draft horses, which is the origin of breeds like the Percheron. A heavy draft horse is really inferior in a lot ways to a riding horse of half the size like an Arabian because of maneuverability, presenting a bigger target and so forth. The reason they rode such large horses of course, is because the knights wore ~100 pounds of armor. And once you have giant horses and heavy infantry on horseback, you may as well armor your horse and embrace your combat role as heavy cavalry.

Regardless, when you charge the Saracen ranks, your horse should not be naked but dressed tastefully. And you sure as shit don't want to charge English longbowmen without barding
\r
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38713
38715 38716
Also any attack situation where the opponent is denied their dexterity or dodge bonuses
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38714
38716
Tracy Cage is, Ghost Ride
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38715
38716 38717
>>38713
GM, how the actual fuck did Korak have a 48 AC??? When we killed him, he only had 8AC Mithral Chain Mail, 3AC Bracers, 4AC force-shield ring, and the Armor limits the wearer to a +8 Dexterity bonus. He didn't have an amulet of natural armor, he was a rogue, not a monk, so no natural armor bonus, Dwarfs are medium creatures, so no small size bonus, he didn't have a defender sword, so unless he had some way of getting six gorrilion insight AC, I don't see how he had any more than ~33 AC
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38716
38719
431017__safe_artist-colon-johnjoseco_nightmare moon_badass_brutal_chains_crossover_epic_ghost rider_marvel_monochrome_nicolas cage_nicolas cage is best.png
>>38711
I have to say, Korak's faggot was clever in that regard.
Could Tracy recreate that strategy with her Smoke shrouding of her Alternate form too? She has Partial Concealment against enemies 5 ft away, and Total Concealment against enemies 10 ft away. She can also snort a 15 foot cone ahead of her once per round as a free action.
>>38713
Good to know.
>>38714
That's exactly what I was going for.
>>38715
Feats, probably. He's a high-level Rogue/Duelist: he's fucking hard to hit.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38717
38718
>>38715
He's also a duelist, who get:
When not wearing armor (or when the armor counts as clothing) +1 of their intelligence bonues (if any) per duelist class level.
Lvl7+ Elaborate parry grants +1 dodge bonus for every Duelist level
Also, he had the feat Combat Mastery (I think, the one that allows up to -5 to attack but +5 to defense.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38718
>>38717
He's a slippery dwarf.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38719
38720
>>38716
>smoke concealment
Makes sense to me. Have fun faggots, see ya tonight if on
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38720
38721 38734
1577956__safe_artist-colon-skitter_edit_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_absurd res_age regression_angry_cute_female_filly_floppy ears_frow.jpeg
>>38719
>Both rogue special attacks and creature bonuses
Pick one damn it
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38721
>>38720
It would take 2 rounds to complete the task, and it wouldn't work in every scenario, but I see it being possible some of the time
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38724
>>38723
Yeah, I may go back on that. I'll think about it
going for real this time
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38732
>inb4 I'm next
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38734
38735 38737
>>38720
you are legitimately worst mod.
0qV/U
?
No.38735
38736
>>38734
You can legitimately go fuck yourself
\r
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38736
>>38735
im tired of you bossing us around just because your a mod.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38737
38738
>>38734
And I'm tired of you being a dick to me. Leave me alone
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38738
>>38737
im only a dick to you because you are a dick to me and everyone else.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38739
38740
>>37378 →
I don't have anything against you or torcuil's faggot, and my only issue with Tracy's faggot is his "nightmare" cheat.

I just want to be left alone by you
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38740
38741 38742
>>38739
youve banned me multiple times m8. why do you hate tracys faggot so much?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38741
38743 38744 38756
>>38740
The only reason I ever ban you is because I don't like being ganged up on against. I don't hate Tracy's faggot at all, I just hate that nightmare cheat to no end, and he tends to sperg out any time a post is deleted
Mrs. Sentry
BIpdj
?
No.38742
38749
flat,800x800,075,f.jpg
>>38740
>hate tracys faggot so much?
Eh, he has enough reason for that..

The chronic butthurt about the Alternate Form ability is just uncalled for though. These pointless bans and deletions are getting tiresome too.
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38743
38745
>>38741
its kind of annoying when im reading through the threads a few weeks later and large potions of the post have been deleted. so i think tracys faggot is in the right to sperg out.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38744
38746
>>38741
Why do you keep deleting shit then?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38745
38747
>>38743
This is all meta at best, and usually off topic, with three quarters or more of the deleted posts being sperg posts
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38746
38748
>>38744
Depends on the thing
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38747
38751 38752
>>38745
yea but i dont like my ideas being deleted though.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38748
38750
1605902__safe_artist-colon-skitter_oc_oc-colon-filly anon_4chan_broom_crossover_female_filly_futurama_janitor_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_scruffy_sweeping.png
>>38746
Why this time then? >>38722
I see no rules broken.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38749
>>38742
>Alternate form ability
It's more than ONE ability. You claim a large number of super powers from it and are still milking it for superpowers
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38750
>>38748
Because fuck your haxxor
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38751
38752
692890__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-ponigg_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_drive-dash-by_driving_gun_janitor_micro uzi_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_racia.png
>>38747
This
All it does is provoke conflict.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38752
38753 38756
>>38747
If I delete your ideas it's because I'm pissed off at Tracy's faggot

>>38751
Fuck you
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38753
38754
>>38752
come on man ive done nothing wrong when yo do that though it does not make sense to do that. how would you like it if a mod abused you that way?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38754
38755
image.png
>>38753
I know....

I get angry sometimes and I don't feel like there is anything else I can do
Anonymous
FRJ3E
?
No.38755
38759
>>38754
and then it All feeds back into a loop of anger you need to learn to let stuff go dude its not healthy, i only say this because i care about youno homo.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38756
38757
Screen-Shot-2015-08-13-at-2.47.18-PM-1024x499.jpg
>>38752
Why would you delet other poster's things just because you're mad at me?
>>38741
You don't like it when posters "gang up" on you, but you seem to be intent on pissing them all off at once.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38757
38759
>>38756
Because what they post also bothers me. It's the sort of thing I could easily ignore under normal circumstances but not when combined with your bullshit.

Also, fuck you too
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38758
>ITT full blown autism between a mod and player
yFDEb
?
No.38759
38761
[1d100 = 53]
>>38757
see!
>>38755

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38760
38768
Wallaces-Flying-Frog.jpg
Hey, I found a pic of Torc's air force.
I'm just ticked at the bans, I could probaly handle the deletes but the bans just make me fucking mad.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38761
38763
>>38759
For the first few months I was very god at holding it back. I think the things that pissed me off the most in the entire history of the rp was when Tracy's faggot used the ethereal bullshit to escape a grapple in game to get to the unicorn first and then (the next day) when he used the ethereal bullshit to try to loot hoard. In fact, I had never banned any one in the rp until the day after that, when he tried to use the alternate form bullshit to try to attack my character at 1AM when I had class the next morning at 8AM. After that, my will slowly broke down
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38763
38764
>>38761
i understand but dude it is legit unhealthy to be this angry.
T.psychology student(2018)
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38764
38765
>>38763
Do you think I don't know that?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38765
38766
>>38764
everytime ive tried to help you with it you end up banning me.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38766
38767
>>38765
You always end up turning against me

I don't like being insulted or ganged up against. I hate the "this" posts
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38767
38769
>>38766
i "turn against you" because bringing up the stuff that you don't want to think about is psyche 101.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38768
38791
>>38760
>Flying Frog Force
Fund it.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38769
38770
>>38767
Am confused.

I can say I don't like being mocked, like the post earlier
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38770
38771
>>38769
im trying to help fix your brain if it seems like im your enemy at times im not.
which post?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38771
38772
>>38770
The one early where you reposted the post Tracy's faggot made that was deleted
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38772
38774
>>38771
thats only because i thought it was a good point and made sense, that does not mean im mocking you and i think the only way you can work something out is talking out your problems with tracys faggot. because banning and deleteing posts do not help the problem.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38773
38930 38991
If you land a Smite Evil melee attack on a creature that doesn't take damage from the attack due to Damage Reduction, does the creature still take the smiting damage, even if it's not harmed by the melee itself?
0qV/U
?
No.38774
38775 38776
>>38772
It's not the same had it at all. The alternate form makes as much sense as my character turning into a fucking mature Gold dragon, or being a half-celestial
\r
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38775
38778 38779
>>38774
why dont you try to get something equivalent to tracys power? turning into a gold dragon does sound pretty cool.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38776
38777
despair__the_pale_horse_of_death_by_thedurrrrian-d83dk1m.jpg
>>38774
The original idea was for her to just turn into a Nightmare entirely, but I asked for the "Going Ghost" option so she wouldn't be permanently disfigured and she could still go back to being cute.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38777
38778
>>38776
That's worse
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38778
>>38775
>>38777

Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38779
38780 38781
>>38775
I'd rather a nerf
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38780
38782
>>38779
i don't think both parties would except that.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38781
38783
trump-angel-warrior.jpg
>>38779
>Unironically nerfing your own party
Why go down when you could take the steps to go upwards instead?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38782
image.png
>>38780

Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38783
38784 38785 38786
>>38781
Because I fucking hate your etherealness and flying
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38784
38785 38786
>>38783
you could have those too you know. and you could even gain them through a quest.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38785
38787 38788 38791
>>38783
Plenty of creatures can do it. And as far as racial abilities go, it's not that big of a deal.
Both Torc and Infernius can do it with their spells; spells which they're able to cast spontaneously without preparation or material components. Thez can do it via class feature. I never see you get salty about those.
>>38784
This.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38786
38788 38789 38790
>>38783
Will gib boots

>>38784
That's ridiculous and you know it.

Tracy's gagging has also managed to go faster than normally allowed in flying and etherealness because a nightmare is twice as fast as a normal flying create, and because GM has said "fuck the rules. Self propelled creatures are twice as fast ethereal, not half as fast"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38787
>>38785
Thez gets it from 19 levels of monk. Not from bullshit
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38788
>>38785
Also see >>38786

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38789
38792
>>38786
>That's ridiculous
The Etherrealness and Astral projection seem kind of meaningless, but changing race via quest isn't unheard of.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38790
38792
>>38786
1. the gm can say fuck the rules hes the gm.
2.its supposed to be ridiculous it is a fantasy game after all.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38791
38793
>>38768
Consider it funded
>>38785
He can?
>sound of worms leaving can
0qV/U
?
No.38792
38795 38796
image.jpeg
>>38789
Fuck transracial haxxor

If you're committed to playing a magical beast, then give up the ability to use weapons
>>38790
Well I can say pic related goddamn it, and NONE of you have to like it. Neither do I have to like any of his choices
\r
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38793
38794
>>38791
YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT BEFORE! And you were using it to hide from my character, so it was annoying
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38794
38797
>>38793
I have?
What?
Fucking when?
Tell me when the fuck Torc turned ethreal.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38795
38798 38800
>>38792
>then give up the ability to use weapons
She never even once used a two-handed weapon in that form; I made sure of it, since I knew she wouldn't be able to in that form. I got the Helping Hands™ to fill that niche for the future though.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38796
38799 38801
>>38792
dude do you understand why you line of thinking is wrong?
its really close to leftist thought im not saying this to try to piss you off but its the truth.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38797
38803
>>38794
The last time I remember was the leprechaun incident.
Also, a Filcher snatched my sides that night. Let me know if you see them floating around on the ethereal plane.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38798
38799
>>38795
Fuck your alternate firm bullshit
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38799
>>38796
>>38798

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38800
17040__safe_artist-colon-slifertheskydragon_lyra heartstrings_artificial hands_augmented_bipedal_claws_cyborg_hand_implied amputation_pony_prosthetics_.jpg
>>38795
>Helping Hands™
That's what I'm calling them from now on, btw.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38801
38802 38804
>>38796
I'm just spitting your logic back at you. It is you who have the leftist line of thinking
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38802
>>38801
proof?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38803
38806
>>38797
B-but he didn't turn ethereal, he teleported oo the plane but he didn't turn...

Did he?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38804
38805 38807
>>38801
you do realize im a nat soc right?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38805
38809 38813
>>38804
You do realize I am not a leftist right?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38806
38807
>>38803
Thez brought him there with her ability, then Torc stayed there using his blinking charm.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38807
38808 38810
>>38806
My brain hurts so I'm gonna ignore this
>>38804
Somehow I'm pretty Ancap unironically. Not what I thought but at least its not ancom
fuck roads
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38808
38812
image.png
>>38807
>Anarchism of any variety
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38809
38811
>>38805
tell me which bit of my logic makes me sound leftist?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38810
38812
>>38807
ancaps dont get the gas.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38811
38816
>>38809
The whole thing is an ad hominem diversion
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38812
>>38808
I don't believe ther should be no government, I just think the main purpose of the government should be military, and holding up the law.
Not healthcare and welfare and other shit.

>>38810
Yay
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38813
38815 38817
>>38805
That's not the point. What he meant was that it's irrational to fixate on what other people have instead of working towards what you could have or trying to get moar for yourself. Not all haxx are the same, but everybody got them in some way. There's no need to take something someone else has for the sake of "balance". Shit doesn't have to be perfectly-evenly distributed to be functional or fair.
I can easily tell your definitely not a leftist, but that kind of logic is dangerously similar to the fundamental aspects that make them so dreadfully wrong.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38814
Do Intelligent Items get Will saves?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38815
38827
>>38813
>Not all haxx is the same
Correct. Getting four or so free abilities from drinking blood bullshit is a radically different form of haxxor that gaining assassin class without completing the murder component or than wielding a sword from a magical beast mouth
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38816
>>38811
why are you using ad homonyms then? and i know you arent a leftist im just saying your time at uni has poisoned your mind.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38817
38818
>>38813
>irrational to fixate on what others have
Wrong. One of the first things you did with that bullshit was use it against my character repeatedly, and I didn't have anything to compete with your bullshit
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38818
38819
>>38817
then ask for something to compete with m8 pls.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38819
38821 38830
>>38818
I've already asked for flight (at like one third the speed and not at will) through an item, and for limited teleportation, but that was shot down
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38820
>Local man ignores town burning down around him, shitposts instead
GM, how'd that spaghetti attack go last night?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38821
38822
>>38819
then tell gm thats unfair to all the players.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38822
38823 38830
>>38821
There's no way to make it fair. Almost nothing flies as fast as a nightmare, and the way GM interprets etherealness (which I think is wrong, but whatever) there's no way to equal the speed
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38823
38824
>>38822
there is a way dude,the gm can make anything happen in game regardless of the rules.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38824
38825
>>38823
I want the abilities nerfed
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38825
38826
>>38824
you cant get that, it would make the collective weaker.
0qV/U
?
No.38826
38829
>>38825
No, it would force Tracy's faggottry to figure out how to use the Rogue's class skills in Climb, pick lock, hide, and escape artist
\r
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38827
38828 38829
>>38815
>gaining assassin class without completing the murder component
She had to kill Kefka and the Tarrasque in front of the entire Port to gain that class. The point of that part was for her to kill someone and make a really big deal out of it.
The point of the Assassin's initiation kill is that they gain their arcane Death Magick (the Death Attack) by becoming death-like themselves: the first kill serves as the ritual by which they acquire that magick.
0qV/U
?
No.38828
38829 38830
>>38827
Look at the initiative roll and line up. Trump was next in line. That was his kill. Not Tracy. Also, the purpose of the kill has to be to join the assassins
\r
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38829
38832
>>38826
hmm maybe youre right.
>>38827
>>38828
torc killed kefka.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38830
38831 38832 38865
>>38819
We could craft some Wings of Flying if you want it. They take a while to make, but we could probably just BS the crafting process by using the feathers of some magical beast, like a griffin or some shit. Idk why you'd want to fly with items when you have two flying mounts though.
>limited teleportation
You got the Helm of Flash step: that's 100 ft Quickened Dimensional door.
>>38822
>nothing flies as fast as a nightmare
Pegasus flies at 120 ft.
And why does it have to be as fast as Tracy anyway?
If you want momentary uber-fast flight for Trumpaladin in emergencies. I could level her up as an Assassin so she could Produce Control Shape scrolls.
>>38828
There were no Assassins to be joined. Tracy was going to start her own Assassin style, and for that she had to show everyone just how lethal she could be.
>Trump was next in line.
Point taken.
0qV/U
?
No.38831
38832 38834
>>38830
>no assassins to be joined
The point is that the requirement for Tracy to gain class in assassin, and thus get the Death attack, was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn, because that's a radically different kind of jazz than you've been using to get unicorns and eggs rather than being creative with your rogue class skills

>do all sorts of other bullshit to make up for your bullshit haxxor
Or we could just not have your bullshit haxxor
\r
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38832
38835
>>38829
That he did... Tracy didn't even land a hit on him..
>>38830
>Control Shape scrolls
Actually, Torc can scribe those too.
>>38831
>was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn,
Oh come on. Darkie's an Assassin, and he's not even Ebil.
>to make up for your bullshit haxxor
No. I just thought you might want to be able to shapeshift into a Pegasus for a few minutes because reasons.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38833
Speaking of Eggs, how much bigger have Sam and Bunny gotten since they hatched? For the sake of character, can they be slightly different colors?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38834
38837
>>38831
>get unicorns
Wait, what? Tracy doesn't have any unicorns, or any other ponies yet for that matter.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38835
38836 38838
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>38832
>Darkie is not evil
I think he was evil then switched alignments. Regardless, the point is assassin requirements have been bullshitted and that's a form of haxxor I do not care about

>Pegasus because reasons
>implying Trumpaladin hasn't been a pegasus this whole time
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38836
38837
>>38835
wait really?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38837
>>38834
You used that Ethereal bullshit to get the unicorn, both to escape a grapple and to get past a dozen guards. You also used it to get the eggs, along with the flying and smoke screen, even though those probably were not necessary. We'll never know I guess because of the bullshit

>>38836
I mean, he has human form in the game, so racially he's a human
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38838
38839
>>38835
I felt like I kind of bullshitted the Blackguard requirements more desu. Thez was an ebil outsider, but she wasn't summoned. That's why want Tracy to summon summon Hags.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38839
38840 38845
>>38838
That's fair I guess
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38840
38841 38842
>>38839
hey man sorry about calling you worst mod.you're actually my favorite.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38841
>>38840
dont tell atlas and lotus.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38842
38844
1506055721033-2.png
>>38840
D'aww I love you

*hugs*

I really do know I've been a dick to you both in game and out, but I'm very glad to have you here in game and here on mlpol.net.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38843
Is the drama over, can I come back now?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38844
38846 38847
>>38842
that means alot,because i love being here. on booth accounts.i feel like you are an older brother desu.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38845
38846
nighthag.png
>>38839
I also wanted it to give her character some explanation on why she transformed to begin with.
The Night Hags are the bosses of Fiendish transformation via ritual. They created nightmares by altering Pegasi, and created the powerul Altroloths from Yugoloths as their servants. Even the Hags themselves are formerly members of other humanoid races, transformed at puberty through thirteen dark rituals. If anyone has answers for what turns ponies into Nightmares, it'd be them.
They're the most Outsiders of NE alignment and the creator of Nightmares, so they're the most appropriate Fiends from which Tracy could learn her Blackguard disciplines.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38846
38848 38850 38851
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>38844
Aww

*Gibs all the hugs*

>>38845
She already knows the answer. It's jew blood in her case.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38847
38849
>>38844
*i think of you as an older brother desu.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38848
38852
>>38846
Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of her drinking both vials, so her alignment would remain NE, like a nightmare.
Besides, it's not that she's part Demon/Devil, or then she'd just have a half-fiend template, like Thez did. It hybridized in her and became its own form of ebil.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38849
38854
741.png
>>38847
I wuv you
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38850
38852 38855
>>38846
would you feel better if i purge her blood of the jew particles?

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38851
38852
>>38846
Group hug?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38852
38853
>>38850
Sounds risky. But it may be necessary

>>38848
>Tracy has added evil
Yep. We need to purge it

>>38851
Maybe
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38853
38856
>>38852
Too late
>Group internet hug
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38854
38856
1591089__safe_edit_pinkie pie_female_food_funny_gay_lesbian_meme_that gay shit_vulgar_wat_whipped cream.jpeg
>>38849
same man.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38855
38859
>>38850
Go ahead. Tracy has no need for residual (((Demon))) essence, when she's already become a Nightmare.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38856
Merry Christmas.png
>>38853
But I already gave all of the hugs to Infernius's faggot. All of them.

Okay

*hugs*

>>38854
*more hugs*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38859
38861
>>38855
>already became a nightmare
lol wrong
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38860
38862
41a.png
>>38857
*passes gay shit*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38861
38864
>>38859
Don't tempt me.. Nightmares have higher Int, Wis and Char than she does...
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.38862
38864
>>38860
*gets high on friendship*
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38863
38864
1513704__safe_artist-colon-scraggleman_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-floor bored_oc only_4chan_bed_book_comic_earth pony_female_mare_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwsl.png
>>38857
D'awwwww
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38864
38865 38866
1496322199583.jpg
>>38863
>>38862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivhcgskr4Yc

>>38861
Take it. It's the etherealness, flying and fire that bothers me

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38865
38867 38877 38881
>>38830
Tbh, I wouldn't mind hunting some (((griffins))) for their wings, or any other reason.. Too bad they're way below the party's CR now..
>>38864
You know she could easily have all of those with items anyway, right?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38866
38871
1599960__safe_screencap_pinkie pie_animated_commercial_food_meme_open mouth_pie_seizure warning_target_vibrating_wat_x intensifies.gif
>>38864
based Friendship pusher.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38867
38868 38869
Tracy as a Nightmare.jpg
>>38865
Then why do you want a trans-racial operation for them?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38868
38870 38871
>>38867
want if infernuis wanted to become a big mac type poner?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38869
38871
>>38867
Su abilities are cooler.
And don't compare her to that literal monster.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38870
>>38868
*what
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38871
38872
195525__fluttershy_princess luna_princess celestia_suggestive_s1 luna_implied sex_facehoof_i-dash-shooped-dash-a-dash-pwny_shame_double facehoof.jpeg
>>38866
MORE HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD!

>>38868
You're weird sometimes

>>38869
Okay, but you can't keep those two
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38872
38873
>>38871
why? infernuis might want to be a poner.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38873
38874
>>38872
Lol it's silly

Thez would probably like horse penis
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38874
38876
>>38873
its already a horse penis.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38876
38879
>>38874
I know that, but that's another thing to add to the list of things we've BSed so far. To make it official,
turn poner

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38877
>>38865
id love to hunt some (((griffons.)))
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38878
38880 38884
I'm hittin the hay, night faggots
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38879
38882
>>38876
what time does gm get off work?

Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38880
>>38878
night torcs faggot.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38881
38885
>>38865
>Too bad they are way below the party's CR by now
This is more or less the reason I'd like to take it slow with the level advancement and limit haxxor. So we can enjoy the simple things, and don't need an arms race with opponents as much
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38882
38883 38963
>>38879
On a Friday? I though he'd be off by now
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38883
38884
>>38882
i hope hes okay.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38884
>>38883
Probably. He says he has a girlfriend, I imagine that would take some time. He also does other things I am sure

>>38878
Goodnight!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38885
38886
>>38881
Nevermind what I said. I forgot all creatures could be buffed by adding hit dice and feats.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38886
38887
>>38885
>>38885
I guess that's true. I talked with GM and he confirmed that Fae should be bigly with the hit die added from the Paladin's Mount class, which would make her the equal of Cauchemar Tracy in a few regards
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38887
38888 38894
>>38886
I want to summon Tracy's sidekick soon..
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38888
38889 38890
>>38887
And I want a Silver dragon for a cohort
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38889
>>38888
You nigger..!
Checked...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38890
38891 38900
la-herencia-de-hitler.jpg
>>38888
and i want attention
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38891
38892
>>38890
Think that Triceratops could be trained?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38892
38893
>>38891
its dead? can you train a zombie?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38893
38895
>>38892
We can revive it can't we? Tracy took its horns and skin. I think Torc cut off a chunk of the carcass as well.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38894
>>38887
It'll take three levels before she can do that though.. I guess she has time to plan.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38895
38896
>>38893
yea whats your handle animal skill? mines 4.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38896
38897
>>38895
Idk how Multiclass points work desu...
I put everything I could into it.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38897
38898
>>38896
i just remembered animal is hitler's domain so we could most likely tame it.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38898
38899
>>38897
Why Animal?
Also:
>>38663
>>38696
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38899
38901 38903
>>38898
gm said i was being a faggot and said hitler's domain is animal and good.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38900
38902
b59.jpg
>>38890
You should try to do something so fucking huge, ridiculous and zealous it cannot possibly be ignored.
Go full extremist.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38901
38902 38903
>>38899
I think that was because you bullshitted us with that Teleport.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38902
38904 38908
>>38901
it was in the spell list though.
>>38900
i wiped out a communist village.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38903
38906
>>38899
>>38901
Infernius's faggot said that Hitler's domains were "animal and good," and then GM brought it back up when he pulled that teleport bullshit
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38904
38905
>>38902
>Communist
I gave Tracy bonus points in my relationship math for not participating
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38905
38907
>>38904
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE they were commies dammit!!
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38906
>>38903
no i didnt kek
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38907
38909
>>38905
They were mentally disabled persons who were being taken advantage of by mafiasos and leftist politicians. Even if they were communists, they should have been given the opportunity to repent first
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38908
38910 38911 38912
1502050461720.jpg
>>38902
Apparently not enough.
Think bigger. Make a noise so intense that it could be heard from heaven. And I mean a REALLY BIG noise.
Channel all of your latent autism into pure zealous frenzy.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38909
38912
>>38907
1.theres no talking to communist's they arent retarded they are brain washed and CANNOT be talked to or trusted.
2.do you know what the communist did in berlin?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38910
38912 38914
>>38908
gas glimmer?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38911
38914 38915
>>38908
wipe out all kikes even the capitalist one?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38912
38913
>>38908
I need to make Trumpaladin more attractive to his god. More souls, more money, and more glory

>>38909
Perhaps if they were real communists, then sure. But living in a Communist country is not the same thing as being a communist. Vladimir Putin was born in the Soviet Union, and he was even an officer in the KGB. But he's a Nationalist hero

>>38910
That would be pretty impressive
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38913
>>38912
hes a dirty soviet disguised as a right wing politician
>inb4 i get KGBed
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38914
38915 38916
a7f25659047e2f96307eef514f47a588--mtg-art-minotaur.jpg
>>38910
And all of her millions of shitposting glimmernigger. Every single one of them, without mercy.
Tracy would be willing to help take-out Glimmer.
>>38911
That too.
And be noisy about it. Make spam the evocation.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38915
38916
>>38911
>>38914
Leave our money farmer alone!
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38916
38917 38918 38996
1513542997554.gif
>>38915
he needs to go he told to me to get thez a gemstone that would kill her.
>>38914
amazing pic make it red.
>Tracy would be willing to help take-out Glimmer.
thanks.
pic related
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38917
38919
>>38916
T be fair, it was Infernius who asked for it, and there's no way Ben knows shit about the NEP.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38918
38987
3cd037a04821e7d657edc13aa1927d3c1ce54cb9_hq.jpg
>>38916
I'm pretty sure he tried to talk him out of it

>Implying anything less than the full strength of the party could come close to equaling Glimmer
She's the Princess of Haxxor you know
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38919
38920
>>38917
he asked for a gem stone more rare than a diamond and ben said "the only one i can think of is the voidstone"
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38920
38921
>>38919
Well yeah because you asked him a question and he told you the truth
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38921
38922 38923
>>38920
he still tried to kill me.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38922
38924
>>38921
Huh?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38923
>>38921
I hate kikes more than anything, but I don't think that was his intention.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38924
38925
1512622641183.png
>>38922
he told infernuis to go get a stone that could kill him, he knew he was too stupid to quit untill he got said item.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38925
38927
>>38924
I don't think Ben can be blamed for Infernius's deliberate indifference to futility of his quest
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38927
>>38925
kikes are sneaky that way.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38929
38931 38987
images.png
>>38926
Pic

>>38926
>Trying to get gibs from GM by "thinking aloud"
You can also see the pic

Fuck you new picture uploading system
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38930
38932
>>38773
How does Damage reduction work? Do attacks still land on targets with the ability?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38931
38932
>>38929
I just wanted ideas..
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38932
38933 38936
>>38930
It works exactly as the name implies. Unless the attack is made by a type of attack that goes around the damage reduction, the amount of damage the target takes per attack is reduced by the amount of damage specified

>>38931
Unfortunately I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar, so nothing will really excite you. Sure, you can summon actual demons, but controlling them for your own ends will be more difficult
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38933
38934 38935
>>38932
>I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar
I'm not looking for combat capabilities. I want something that fits the niches she lacks in, but also synergizes with her abilities.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38934
38935
>>38933
Didn't mean to submit.
What's most important is that it matches her character thematics.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38935
38938
>>38933
>I want something that fits the niches she lacks in, but also synergizes with her abilities
Like what?

>>38934
And what are her character thematics exactly?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38936
38937 38991
>>38932
Do creatures that take no damage due to damage reduction still take damage via Smiting?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38937
38938
>>38936
I'm getting the impression from the wiki that Smite evil just adds to the amount of damage done in the attack, but does not modify the type of attack, and so would not circumvent damage reduction if the attack would not circumvent damage reduction
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38938
38939 38940
>>38935
Something with deft hands that could do carry hold things or use simple items. I want something intelligent, not physically strong, and it's gotta be ebil. It'd be nice to have something smaller that could follow her in stealth wherever she goes too.
Something with minor spell-like abilities would be nice.
>thematics
Nightmare mythology, ghosts, edginess.. etc.
>>38937
Does it add to the damage, or the attack check? Enhancement bonus is different from extra Damage.
For example, the Power Attack feat allows you to detract from the attack roll, but increase the damage of a successful attack greatly.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38939
38940
>>38938
Power Attack is great if you have a high base attack bonus, btw.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38940
38941 38942 38943
>>38938
You want a house elf

Smite evil adds the charisma bonus to the attack roll and the paladin level to the damage roll. For example, Trumpaladin would receive a +4 bonus to his attack roll and a +16 to his damage roll

>>38939
I agree. I don't think I ever specified Trumpaladin's last two feats, but one of them must be power attack
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38941
38945
>>38940
Shit.. I was hoping you wouldn't figure it out..
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38942
38944 38945
>>38940
"me love my house elf."
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38943
38945
>>38940
Also a requirement for BG.
You'll want Improved Sunder too, because otherwise that Shatterspike is only counts as a +1 longsword.

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38944
>>38942
Do you mean like the old European myths, or like in Harry Potter? House Elves are spooky, desu.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38945
38946
>>38942
>>38941
Eh, I can put that on the list of possible companions Trumpaladin wouldn't need to kill/I wouldn't be too jealous of no offense

>>38943
Improved sunder is a good feat for him to acquire, but to specify it as his sixth feat now is a bit... I don't know

It's a +3 longsword, thank you very much

>>38941
Okay, serious question, can I decorate your character, and what kind of enchantments do you want?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38946
38947
>>38945
>What kind of enchantments
For items? She'd appreciate anything she has a slot filled-in for.
She currently doesn't have a belt, boots, or a helmet.
>Possible companions Trump wouldn't need to kill
An Alp would be the archetypical sidekick for her, desu.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38947
38948 38949
>>38946
I meant in her Cauchemar form (she doesn't have many slots in that form, but only the horseshoes and maybe saddle are filled), but that is something to think about

What is an Alp? I can't find it anywhere
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38948
>>38947
its like a pixie.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38949
>>38947
>Alp
The older, darker version of elves in European mythology (Alp literally means "elf"), and an early inspiration for archytypes surrounding European vampires. It's pretty much exactly the same as a Night Hag, except it takes the form of a small elf boy or fairy with pointed ears, sometimes with mildly demonic features. They're wicked, sinister beings (although sometimes whimsical and carefree) who travel the countryside by attaching their invisible bodies to the backs of horses, entering the homes of mortals and feeding off of the dreams of the wicked and sinful, whole they'd treat upon while they slept. Like the Germanic Night Hags, they're associated with myths surrounding sleep paralysis and especially nightmares.
In some instances, they're known as "Sons of the mares (hags)", implying that they're sent by evil witches and demons to do their bidding, playing tricks on humans and tormenting them as they slept.
Alp appear quite a bit in Germanic folklore especially in Dark Age German prayers.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/nightmare.html
https://www.vampires.com/the-nightmarish-alp/
http://the-demonic-paradise.wikia.com/wiki/Alp
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38950
38951
Johann_Heinrich_Füssli_053.jpg
Forgot pic
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38951
38952 38955
>>38950
what is that on her chest and how do you kill it?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38952
38953 38955
Sleep_Demon_On_Chest.png
>>38951
It's an """"elf""", or so it says..
It's apparently incredibly hard to catch, and even harder to kill.
Gosh I want to summon one now. It'd be perfect: basically a small Night Hag, with a disposition for >rape.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38953
38954 38955
>>38952
silver? holy water? a blessed hand grenade?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38954
>>38953
Problem is, they disappear as soon as they sense trouble. They turn into ghosts and you never see them again until you find yourself paralyzed the dark after the worst dream.
They're supposed to attach themselves to people filled with sin, similar to incubuses.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38955
38956
>>38951
This

>>38953
Also this

>>38952
Just get a Harry Potter house elf

And please stop trying to kill off one of the prides of /mlp/ and replace her with your own conception of a European myth that never was
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38956
38957 38958
>>38955
But I don't want a Harry Potter house elf. I want a badass Dark Age """elf""". It'd be perfect.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38957
>>38956
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38958
38960 38970
>>38956
its more of a demon, it would fit tracys style.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38959
38971
Tracy is now banned from Trumpaladin's room

Congratulations

*sets magic circle against evil around bed*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38960
38961
>>38958
Ikr. Would make a great ebil sidekick.
If it had Hag abilities, it could ride on her back or shoulder while ethereal, just like it would in myth. It could shapeshift into a humanoid as well for all sorts of utilities a pony might need assistance with.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38961
38962 38987
>>38960
Fuck your Ethereal bullshit

I forgot to mention. Etherealness is now a ban and post deletion, because that's the easiest solution
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38962
Relaxed_Twilight_S3E12.png
>>38961
>>38961
Feels so much better saying that
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38963
38964 38967
>>38882
I had to run the night shift today because the plant manager is a jew. Not literally,... but literally.

Btw,... ffs ppl

Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38964
image.png
>>38963

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38965
38968
Thez goes ethereal
Xp
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38967
>>38963
S-sorry..
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38968
38969 38978
>>38965
Thez didn't gain it by bullshit, and doesn't use it to steal from party members or to get around actually having to RP well.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38969
>>38968
>to get around actually having to RP well.
[sad faggot noises]
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38970
>>38958
I was going for something remotely humanoid anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38971
38972
>>38959
*Stands outside room, wearing nothing but the most provocative set of striped Kashmir socks*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38972
>>38971
reeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38973
38974
Alright, I gotta sleep now.
Goodnight faggots.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38974
38975
>>38973
'Night
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38975
38976 38978
>>38974
GM, how long would it take, and what would it take, to provide medium fortification (equivalent of a +3AC enchantment or 9000 GP) to an armor piece?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38976
38977
>>38975
>"Must.. stop..shitposting..!"
1 day per 1000 gp.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38977
38979
>>38976
Can I get it cheaper for Fae?

pls
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38978
38980
>>38968
As to this point, that's because Thez is a personality first and a set of abilities, skills, feats, and haxx, second. I'm not being critical by that, and I'm not saying she doesn't use her abilities (of course she does), but she uses her abilities when conversation/dialogue, interaction, etc. won't work and she must be sure of the outcome.

Though, she did spend several centuries not getting her way. That did make her more amicable.
>>38975
Just a base magical enchantment? The fastest way would be Magical Vestment followed by Permanency; 3 rounds.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38979
38983 38985
>>38977
>Custom barding made to fit a specific exotic mount
>Cheaper
Anon..
Idk though. There could be some way. Her natural armor is already pretty good though.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38980
38984
>>38978
Magical Vestment can be made permanent?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38982
38984
>>38981
... Can't that be cast on bareskin though? Does it still apply then?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38983
>>38979
The magical cost is the same regardless of size

>>38979
Um... Is there a way that isn't so insanely expensive in xp?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38984
>>38980
I'll elaborate in a second
>>38982
No, it has to be cast on 'something'.

The rules list 'several' spells that can be made permanent, and having gone through them all, I found that the spells that are able to be made so are generally all abjurations. It seems silly that one can make Magic Fang permanent and not Magic Vestment, so I'll allow it. In fact, if it makes a certain degree of sense, I'll throw the book out (hence why Thez can still airwalk Xp)
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38985
>>38979
She's got great AC. But fortification is an enchantment that greatly reduces or even eliminates the chance of a critical hit or a sneak attack dealing the extra damage associated with those kinds of attacks. I would get it for Trumpaladin if he had an open armor slot
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38987
38988
>>38918
>killing glimmer
Give me one good reason not to summon her to fight after the zombie bullshit is over.
>>38929
I legit can barely upload photos, most of the time I can't
>>38961
Torc turns Ethereal

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38988
>>38987
>summon Glimmer
Oh, please try.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38989
38990
1446407096115.png
*wakes up*
Good morning faggots.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38990
>>38989
Good morning
https://youtu.be/s-_MVrViO-8

Don't forget to give the main board some love today. We had a good day yesterday and we just might make the 100,000 before New Years
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38991
38992
>>38773
>>38936
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38992
38993 38994
>>38991
Well, the smite its self is a damage bonus on specifically aligned creatures, but if the creature's damage reduction exceeds the damage dealt - even with the extra damage - then no.
>urge to shitpost intensifies
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38993
38999 39002
>>38992
Can we end this zombie problem today?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38994
38995 39002
>>38992
Vanderiem's bonus relative to evil aligned creatures (or at least infernals) is +7. Is Vanderiem "epic" relative to evil creatures for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38995
38997
>>38994
I know he at least counts as a magick weapon and an good-aligned weapon.
Reminder that Paladins can apply those affects to any weapon the wield with the Magick Weapon and Bless Weapon spell. They're meant to overcome damage reduction of monsters, when you don't already have a magick/good weapon at your disposal.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38996
39040
REPOSE1.jpg
REPOSE.jpg
>>38916
I went ahead and recolored it just because you asked.
>Infernius came to repose souls and chew his cud, and he's all out of cud!
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38997
38998
>>38995
But the problem is that spells like Holy Sword don't stack on top of the sword's enchantment bonus. So I gain very little from these spells (the 2d6 damage might be worth it, but I only have 1 4th level spell and Death Ward is pretty awesome)

>Bless weapon spell
If there's no way or it isn't worth enchanting Fae's teeth magic fang and permanency (xp cost is yuge) I can just use those spells on her. Good idea
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38998
39004
>>38997
I'm just reminding you, in case you ever managed to drop him again. Paladins' weapon-enhancement spells are mostly for bypassing Damage Reduction of fiends and other monsters.
Anonymous
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No.38999
>>38993
true
Anonymous
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No.39000
39001 39002 39003
Reminder that if all these others are getting more animal companions, I need a young adult (or adult) female Silver Dragon as a cohort
Anonymous
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No.39001
39002 39004
>>39000
I'm sure Trumpaladin means "consort"
Anonymous
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No.39002
39005
>>38993
I sure hope so
>>38994
You know, its funny you ask. I see all sorts of entries in the SRDs that talk about epic weapons and such, but I've never found a definitive description as to what makes a weapon "epic".
>>39000
Who's getting more?
>>39001
kek
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39003
39005
>>39000
>animal companions
Only Rangers and Druids get those.
You can train as many animals as you have time for though. I'd suggest putting more ranks into Handle Animal in the future then.
Anonymous
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No.39004
39009
>>38998
Sugoito is itself a pretty powerful sword, so I should be (mostly) be okay if that happens. I think. But using these spells on other people's weapons? Now that's something I think I should start trying

>>39001
Kek
Anonymous
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No.39005
39007
>>39002
They keep wanting to train entire animal armies to fight for them

The Wiki said an "epic" pretty much any item, but weapons specifically, are those enchanted to +6 or greater

>>39003
I mean your army of oversized animals
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39006
When Trump trys to train Tracy's birds: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGm-DTbctSM
Skip to 0:40
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39007
>>39005
That's kind of what I'm finding, leading me to conclude that someone didn't think things through. I mean, per that definition yes Vandereim is epic v. ebil, and likewise Sugoito is epic at breaking shit. Having said, there are other entries, specifically pertaining to magic weapons that expressly state that a weapon can't have an enhancement bonus of more than +5, nor can it have a combined enhancement and ability bonus (there's a table) beyond +10. The listings (here for example - https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Magic_Weapons#Epic_Weapons ) suggest that somewhere along the way someone(s) at D&D HQ said "Nah fuck that, lets make 'em bigger anyway!" which goes a long way to explaining why ppl have said 3.5 is broken.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39008
39012
I mean by this listing, a +30 sword is possible, which is just ass-fucking-retarded desu
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39009
39011
>>39004
I was thinking of forging a Shatterspike for Tracy as well. Blackguards have all of the spells and feats to craft them, and disarming your enemy by smashing their favorite weapon is such a BBEG tier move.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39011
39014
>>39009
Indeed. It was precisely for that reason that Thez intentionally fugged up Sugoito's creation. It was going to be the most ebin (not counting shit like the list above) Vorpal Sword evar. There's a story behind it, but yeah breaking the opponent's shit is a quick way to make them impotent for all intents and purposes.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39012
39013
>>39008
Do intelligent items get will saves against Magick?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39013
39014
>>39012
Be more specific. "Magic" is a broad term
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39014
39015 39022
>>39011
Especially when your enemy is no match for you in unarmed combat.
>>39013
Bless Weapon and Corrupt Weapon make the affected weapon good/ebil. Corrupt weapon says:
>The weapon also becomes evil, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)
If Tracy pics up a Good aligned weapon that doesn't like her, could she just make it her bitch for a few minutes with that spell? The spell says no saving throw.
I was going to experiment by torturing Vaderiem for a couple seconds, but I didn't want to get b&.
Anonymous
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No.39015
39016
>>39014
>Implying Tracy is any match for Vanderiem
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39016
39017 39019
>>39015
Tracy is the Queen of Edges. All edged weapons are her bitches.
Anonymous
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No.39017
39018
>>39016
Vanderiem is an Ancient Artifact that is intelligent and Scottish. And the Scotts don't take kindly to those who think they can just make them their "bitch" so easily. The only reason Vanderiem even lets Trumpaladin use him (most of the time) is because there are no other Paladins. Tracy would get her ass beat
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39018
39021
>>39017
Want to try it out?
Anonymous
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No.39019
>>39016
Reminder that Vanderiem said "fuck you" to Trumpaladin when he tried to use him to defend Tracy
Anonymous
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No.39021
>>39018
Do you?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39022
39031
>>39014
"Crap, she's onto me"
>And lo, Tracy did discover the main secret to how Thez has survived so long. She learned that trick 1v1 against a Nightwalker.
THe overcoming damage reduction bit relates to how all damage reduction is X/(w/e); x being the reduction, and w/e being the thing that overcomes it. Most infernals have something like 10/good.
I see your point on saving throws, and in that case I would give the weapon a saving throw since its diametrically opposed to Tracy to begin with.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39023
39024
... that's also why the broom-swords were a pair of short-swords instead of one greatsword
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39024
39026
>>39023
What are those blades made of, btw? Tracy has the pieces.
>implied former intelligence
F
Anonymous
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No.39025
>>39010
Fuck off
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39026
39027
>>39024
Not formerly intelligent, but it used to be a Longtooth Daikatana, that was Thez' prized weapon until she found herself wandering through limbo. Its essentially Damascus, but forged with the longtooth (2nd edition) properties of being able to expand in size in the hands of a dwarf (1/2 dwarf still applies) and cut through stone.
Anonymous
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No.39027
39028
1506572247675.png
>>39026
Dwarfs, unlike elves, do not have any special note that half bloods are racially Dwarfs for such purposes. There is no "dwarven blood" note. Thez is racially an elf

>Elven Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-elf is considered an elf
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39028
39029 39031
thezshrug.png
>>39027
GM (not me) allowed it
Anonymous
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No.39029
39030 39031
>>39028
Thez pony is cute. She looks like Veronica the Communist pony, but pony is still a great look for her
Anonymous
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No.39030
>>39029
For authenticity, it should be a long french braid, but I can't even get gradient-shade eyes to work right so,....
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39031
39032 39038
We edgelord nao.jpg
>>39022
>I would give the weapon a saving throw
Alright, what's the will save for an intelligent item then? And what's the DC for Corrupt Weapon (it says no save)? Or are their saves just a 1d20 roll, since they don't have levels?
It's nice being able to bitch-slap any unwilling weapon into submission though. Corrupt Weapon is the one unique spell Blackguards have. It's better than Align Weapon or Unholy Strike (not really) in that regard, because it (and bless weapon) is the only spell/effect that's can ignore and override a weapons alignment.
>>39029
>>39028
Recolor the eyes to blue. Yellow is Veronika's eye-color.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39032
39033 39038
>>39031
>blue
I know that, but I just said I can't get gradient shade eyes to work right
>saves
Corrupt weapon was written wrt non-intelligent, non-aligned weapons. It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch It gets a saving throw. e_e
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39033
39034
Thez Filly.png
>>39032
>It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch
Than can I intimidate them with Cause Fear or Doom, to make them more likely to fail the save?
Anonymous
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No.39034
39041
>>39033
You're not letting this go are you e_e
Nice edit tho. How do u blend shades?
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39035
39037 39038
Is today meta day?
Anonymous
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No.39036
39037 39038 39039
559476__safe_artist-colon-pixelsofsin_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_exploitable meme_forced meme_hugh jackman_human_irl_irl human_meme_my little hugh_photo_re.png
morning guys.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39037
39039
>>39036
TOP KEK
>>39035
I wasn't planning it to be
Anonymous
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No.39038
>>39032
>>39031
By the way, I looked it up, and Tracy couldn't claim Etherealness from having a Nightmare as an "Alternative form" because the creature undergoing the alternative form retains its special qualities of the original form, but does not gain the special qualities of the new form. She also could not use flaming hooves or smoke, since these are supernatural attacks, and a creature with an alternative form retains the supernatural attacks of its original form, but does not gain the supernatural attacks of the new form

>The creature retains the special qualities of its original form. It does not gain any special qualities of its new form.
>The creature retains the spell-like abilities and supernatural attacks of its old form (except for breath weapons and gaze attacks). It does not gain the spell-like abilities or attacks of its new form.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/specialAbilities.htm#alternateForm

>>39035
Every day is meta day

>>39036
Good afternoon
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39039
39050
>>39036
M-morning?
The fuck?
>>39037
Well then lets bitch slap some zombies
Anonymous
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No.39040
1512989522881.png
>>38996
>version 2
i love it.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39041
39042 39044
>>39034
>not letting this go
I just want to try it out some time.. No lowly knife says 'no' to Tracy Cage.
>How do u blend shades?
I do all my edits with:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
I used the color replace tool to edit the eye-color.

new pic is just after desaturating some of that excess orange.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39042
39043
>>39041
I'll have to experiment with that. I do my edits in Paint and Gimp, but that only goes so far (with my skill level)
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39043
>>39042
>Paint and Gimp
Wish I could use those. They don't work on this computer..
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39044
39045
Thez Filly1.png
>>39041
forgot pic
Anonymous
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No.39045
39046 39047 39050
>>39044
wft I want to cum inside Thez now
Anonymous
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No.39046
39047 39048 39050 39053
>>39045
Same. Can we make that edit?
Anonymous
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No.39047
39049 39052 39053
>>39045
>>39046
infernuis will eat you faggots.
Anonymous
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No.39048
>>39046
This. This. This. THIS!
Anonymous
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No.39049
39052
b7817efbc2cc9651863c7628395ee9028c001c03.jpg
>>39047
That's the danger of having a pony waifu. They are vulnerable to being stolen
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39050
39051 39052
>>39045
>>39046
Thez pony is not fo,... I can't even type that with a straight face.
>>39039
RIght, this. Uhm, gimme like a 1/2 hour to get everything squared away
Anonymous
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No.39051
39053
>>39050
We have to play? Okay....

Trumpaladin remounts the Demon Horse
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39052
39054 39062 39063
>>39047
>bovines are herbavoirs
>>39050
Kek
>>39049
Looks like my waifu was stolen by...
Fucking Flash Sentry...

I don't like this game
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39053
39055 39056
stretching.png
>>39047
>>39046
I might make a half-assed one with Infernius in it, if the iwtcird vector of Filly Anon is ever created. I'm surprised there isn't one already.
>>39051
*is mounted*
Anonymous
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No.39054
39055
>>39052
Shit. Trumpaladin may have to cum inside Tracy again before they can kill Ginsberg
Anonymous
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No.39055
>>39054
Meant for >>39053

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39056
>>39053
Seriously though, why is there no iwtciaf pic?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39058
39060
>>39057
>who was her first romantic interest
She's had some before. They're just dead now.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39059
39060
>>39057
>cuckolding
Welp, time to put my actual dagger too use.
See y'all in hell.
JK, but fuck off
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39060
>>39058
True. But within this rpg, Tracy was her first interest

>>39059
Wuv you

*steals your waifu*
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39062
39063
>>39052
infernuis is an omnivore
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39063
>>39052
>>39062
Minotaurs are literal man-eaters.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39065
39071
>>39061
Ah, thanks for reminding me of something.
GM, prepare for an autistic rabbit message
>>39064
This
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39066
39067
>>39064
delete it if you must but it doesn't stop whats coming.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39067
39068 39069
>>39066
What is coming?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39068
39071 39072
>>39067
its a surprise.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39069
>>39067
The storm
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39071
39073 39074 39075 39077 39078 39079
>>39065
Fug.

Okay, so before we fire off, lets recap. I haven't looked back, but I last recall Trump, Tracy, and Infernius at the main gate, with a giant skeleton at their feet and dozens more (zombies and skeletons) lining the ground. There are more, but they are keeping their distance, likely at the behest of that creepy-black-cloud-thing with a broom-handle sticking out of it with a rag-doll face.

Torcuil and Trollestia are at the docks, able to keep a hoard of sea-zombies at bay, while by sea there is a creepy-black pyramid thing with torches at the corners floating toward them.

Thez <whooof> had vanished previously, in response to screams from within the town and a series of concussive 'bang' sounds.

>>39068
"Is it a benis?"
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39072
39077
>>39068
But he's stopped being the waifu thief now. He didn't realize how much it hurt Tracy, but now he knows

The bigger problem is that he promised Torcuil he wouldn't sex her...
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39073
39081
>>39071
Yeah let's send Infernius with Thez
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39074
39077
>>39071
"that the surprise me have for you."
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39075
39076 39081
>>39071
Tracy and Trumpaladin were charging Ruth, and were just moments away from being in range to attack her.
Tracy had her chain out ready to knock her off of her broom once they were just 60 ft away.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39076
39081
>>39075
And Trumpaladin readies an attack with Vanderiem, with Smite evil
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39077
39080
>>39071
>Pyramid
Oh...
Fuck. Does the pyramid have any symbols or markings? Should i roll perception?
>>39074
Kek
>>39072
Oh yeah.... Thanks for reminding me
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39078
39084
>>39071
since the cloud giant is kill ill go back to the sewers assuming there is a lich down there.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39079
39081
>>39071
Just for the record, was Troll casting Searing Light from the top of the tower last week? She fired multiple shots of what appeared to be that spell.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39080
39088
>>39077
You put ranks into knowledge arcana and knowledge architecture and engineering, right? Maybe you could roll to identify the structure.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39081
39082 39083 39084
>>39073
Well for starters - as is often the case - Thez didn't really say anything, she just <whoooof>-gone, so where she is is not certain (its not a secret, but process man process!).
>>39079
Correct
>>39075
>>39076
K. When the time comes (I'm still organizing), be specific with attacks, cuz that's going to matter.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39082
39102
>>39081
Would knocking her off of her broom count as a Disarm attack?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39083
39085
>>39081
>Correct
She fired both of her prepared shots?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39084
>>39078
>>39081

Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39085
39086 39087
>>39083
Dude, don't get nerfed for excess meta
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39086
>>39085
You gave those roc eggs to Tracy's faggot 100% for free without him having to plan anything out or do anything correctly. Don't give him Trollestia as easily
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39087
>>39085
Okay...
rGxba
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No.39088
39089 39090 39091
[1d20 = 20]
>>39080
Thats a good point
Rolling for identification.
I'm assuming I was able to fully rank those up for Torc, but IDk how to apply bonuses
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39089
>>39088
n-nice.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39090
natural_20_by_dburn13579.jpg
>>39088

Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39091
39092
>>39088
I would have prefered that 20 on something else, but okay
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39092
39093
>>39091
The pyramid wafts arcane and necromantic energy, and it appears quite old, but still quite polished and maintained. There are no apparent entries, and it glides along the water effortlessly and without rocking. It is a 4-sided black pyramid, of a similar (though different) material as Court City. Its basically a creepy-floating-temple that you need to be undead or ethereal-able to enter.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39093
39094 39095
>>39092
>INB4 no one helps Trump in cause he says ethereal is bullshit
Intresting, how big is it?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39094
39097
>>39093
>pali
Uhhhh,... its a pyramid. Its pretty fuggin big, big enough to allow me to put a dungeon in later on.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39095
39096
>>39093
I never had an issue with mounted Tracy's su abilities. He can ride Tracy. And if not Tracy, then Thez
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39096
39097
>>39095
>castration
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39097
39098
>>39096
Kek
>>39094
Fair enough
should I roll for plan T now or later?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39098
39099 39100 39102
Alright, so we have the character "starting positions". This is gonna be hairy, cuz there's several operations going on simultaneously. My head may explode, in spite of efforts to prevent it.
>>39097
>T
Roll 3d20
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39099
>>39098
im headed back to the sewers.
rGxba
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No.39100
39101 39104
[3d20 = 23]
>>39098
Lets begin, shall we?
>3d20
May the hands of kek guide this roll
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39101
39103
>>39100
>2
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39102
39125
>>39098
>>39082

Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39103
>>39101
I think kek hates me
esnZi
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No.39104
39105 39106 39107
[1d20 = 20]
>>39100
>kek wills it
ALright! Let start this off shall we?

As Tracy and Trump speed toward the vacuous black cloud that has a broom-handled puppet sticking out of it, weapons drawn and ready to lay the smackdown,....
"Disintegrate"
... a thin green beam shoots out of it, aimed at the shiny human on the weird horse speeding toward.

At the same time, the onslaught of water-ghouls ceases. They haven't left, but there's dozens of them staring at Torcuil and Troll with beady black eyes and a malevolent expression on their faces, which are just above water, all along the docks. Its spoopy AF.

Meanwhile, sounds of things breaking can be heard from inside the Port.

Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39105
39106
>>39104
Oh fuck, that 20 is scary
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39106
39108
>>39105
>>39104
rip torc
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39107
39109 39111
>>39104
Please tell me the dice is my fort save
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39108
39126
>>39106
"uh Troll, unicorns can read emotion right? The fucking hell is up with the ghouls?"
>>39106
Thats not me, thats Tr/Tr
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39109
39113
>>39107
Nope, Disintegrate is a touch-attack spell, and that was the roll for it. What is Trump's motified Fortitude saving throw?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39110
Ur lucky touch-attack spells don't get critical hit modifiers
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39111
39112 39119
>>39107
You did cast that Eagle's Splendor before the charge, right?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39112
>>39111
Trips suggest he did,... I'm gonna have to calculate shit, hold on.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39113
39114 39120
>>39109
Does she need a caster check for that given the 19 spell resistance?

I guess it isn't like I wasn't expecting this to happen

10 base +4 charisma +1 stone of good luck +1 Constitution bonus +that cloak of resistance, like +3 or +4

So something like +19, maybe +20 to his fort without eagles splendor and an additional +2 with eagles splendor, which would be +21 or +22
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39114
39116
>>39113
Yes. So +22, and I'm working on the spell resistance, but I'm having difficulty finding the entry.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39115
39116
Okay, I'm not finding anything pertaining to Paladin spell resistence, I'm only finding entries to do with Paladin mount resistance, which is foolish desu. How would a mount get spell resistence if the paladin doesn't?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39116
39117
>>39114
Spell resistance is a caster level check that RBG would have to roll for. She's probably strong enough to overcome 19 spell resistance with any roll higher than like a 2, but anything is good

>>39115
It's from his armor. He has 19 spell resistance on the Armor
esnZi
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No.39117
39120
[1d20 = 11]
>>39116
>armor
Oh right. Okay, rolling for resistance check
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39118
39119
Resistance failure. NOW is the +22 fortitude check roll
0qV/U
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No.39119
39121 39122
[1d20 = 6]
>>39111
>"If I die, do not let them take my body. And please don't turn any part of me into a damned drinking mug or chair or clothing accessory"

>>39118
With faith in his equipment and natural strength, and certainty in his cause and purpose, Trumpaladin now trusts in the dice

"Elway, watch over me"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39120
39122
>>39113
>>39117
See this is why I said to go with the Cloak of Charisma. Spell resistance isn't omnipotent for spell effects. Divine Grace is meant so you can put everything into Char.
esnZi
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No.39121
39127
[5d6 = 16]
>>39119
Yay, he saves not by much tho. It would have been awkward for him to crumble into dust during this glorious charge.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39122
>>39119
Except disintegrate, as the name implies, destroys the body. Problem solved I guess

>>39120
The cloak of resistance is better
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39123
39125 39127
Okay, long and drawn out I know.
Trump gets hit by a pale green beam that hurts, comparable to a good gash from an axe, though he shows no visible damage. This doesn't detract from his/Tracy's charge however.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39124
39131
Meanwhile Infernius heads off to the sewers, where there is a huge pile of poo (there was a poo demon), and a curious woman(?) who seems to be eating it.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39125
39129
>>39123
>>39102

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39126
>>39108
T> "They don't have emotions in the typical sense, they're just animate forms of rage and vile."
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39127
39129
>>39123
Ready attack with Smite Evil

>>39121
These damned mages are scary. I am glad I prepared for them sort of
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39128
39130
Aw shit, I g2g for at least half an hour...
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39129
39135
>>39125
You're welcome to try. How are you planning to knock her off the broom, given that you can't see her, all you see is a creepy puppet-thing?
>>39127
Wading in against an opponent with concealment 'eh?

Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39130
>>39128
Can you state your attack so we can play through the first round?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39131
39132
>>39124
"ma'am are you okay?"

Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39132
39136
>>39131
"GUNS! GIVE ME YOUR GUNS!" she screams as she turns toward you. "FEINSTEIN WILL HAVE YOUR GUNS!" she says, still eating poo.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39133
39142
Dianne Feinstein is a shrivelled husk of a human, clearly undead. She's eating poo 'cuz it amuses GM for her to do so, so she is. Infernius is not yet in melee range, but has a moment to decide what to do next (range weapons, spells, or close distance).
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39134
39168
Meanwhile, a voice speaks into the mind of Torcuil and Trollestia.
"You must pass the pyramid in order to find out what is inside it"
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39135
39146
>>39129
Pfft! Concealment only increases the chance of a miss by 20% to 50%. She ain't a Rogue, so there's no special danger. The only way to disperse the cloud anyways is to use Tracy's sword's gust feature, and Tracy's faggot is more interested in making attack types that don't exist than using his equipment wisely.

What's the alternative to wading in? Prance around it while RBG spams insta-kill spells at us until we fail our saving throws?
yFDEb
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No.39136
39137 39138 39139
[3d20 = 52]
>>39132
"burn,jew"
slash slash slash
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39137
>>39136
Deus Vult!
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39138
39140
>>39136
>2 20's
Oh ffs man. SHould I even roll? Gawd, let me check real quick
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39139
>>39136
It... It finally happened. Infernius finally rolled a Natural 20 in a situation that wasn't Torcuil's attack of opportunity against him. AND THEN HE ROLLED A SECOND ONE!

I haven't seen anything this glorious since I rolled a 20 on pinning Tracy and another 20 on a >rape roll
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39140
39141 39142
>>39138
Roll twice to see if those give double damage
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39141
>>39140
a nat 20 gives x2 damage.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39142
39144
>>39140
Well, there is a problem. I did say in >>39133
that Infernius is not yet in range.
Technically, those 20s are void.
I'm serious.
Like, unless he wants to magnificently swing at the air in front of him, there's not much I can do.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39143
I'm not GOING to do that, but if I were to preserve those rolls (which I really wanna), that means Feinstein gets first move, and you can guess from how RBG started what's coming next.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39144
39145
>>39142
infernuis lets her kill him.
esnZi
?
No.39145
39147
[1d20 = 11]
>>39144
Again, disintegrate.
/GE8P
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No.39146
39152 39155
[3d20 = 36]
>>39135
I thought she was using Darkness, not smoke.
May as well start off by trying to blow the old lady away with Gust of Wind then.
The chain dances, so rolling for its attacks, attempting to knock her off the broom.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39147
39148
>>39145
i wish that was a crit.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39148
39149 39150 39158
Oh! It misses! It whisks by his face, but fails to make contact!

Okay now Infernius can gets to murder,... which with the critical modifiers of his being a flaming-burst sword ON TOP of the basic crit stats for the sword its self, I don't need to roll.
>>39147
Y? Then he might be dead
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39149
39168
1514356823241.jpg
>>39148
everything is right in the world now.
0qV/U
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No.39150
39151 39152
>>39148
Lol

Can I make a full Attack? Tracy's faggot is making a full attack

Full Attack:
Smite Evil, Slash, Slash, Slash
0qV/U
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No.39151
39153 39169
[4d20 = 29]
>>39150

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39152
39154 39156
>>39150
>>39146
>*looks up da rules*
They were in a Spirited Charge, right?
Now that I think of it, I don't think they can make full attacks....
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39153
39155 39161
>>39151
Well fuck you too dice

His modifiers should be +16 base (-5 each subsequent attack) +5 strength +7 Vanderiem on Evil and +4 charisma modifier on the first attack for +32 on the first roll, +23 the second, +

That would be
36
38
24
17
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39154
39155
>>39152
Shh!

That's correct though. One attack each
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39155
39157 39158
>>39146
>all these 20s, fug
She's not actually flying on the broom-handle, she's holding it so to give ppl something to look at and is otherwise floating on air. The first attack lands, but the 1 voids any further attacks via the fumble, which if it wasn't a semi-animate weapon would cause a disarm. We'll just write it off as a "fail of further attacks".
>>39153
Yes, ty
>>39154
Spirited charge 'eh? You sure you don't want to re-think that? This is not an opponent that you want to stay out of range of.

Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39156
>>39152
Don't knock her off the broom. That's not even her on the broom. That's a human face on top of the broom as a distraction which you are falling for for some reason. The actual RBG is hiding in the cloud. Start striking the cloud to kill her, or clear her cover. Just kill her in as few rounds as possible so we don't get insta-killed
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39157
64875_532189886812935_1800568662_n.png
>>39155
I just want to get close enough to use my sword. That is all I have ever wanted. I would prefer to get right next to her and slash until she's dead, but whatever the circumstances give me I will take
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39158
39159
>>39155
>>39148
gibe description of brutality
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39159
39160
>>39158
As the beam narrowly misses Infernius' face, he charges forward, igniting his greatsword and splaying light all around the otherwise dark and decrepit sewers, and casting full light on Feinstein. She looks ebil and sinister, even beyond that she's a lich (she is BTW), her skin drawn tight and pale from age and wear. Her jaw gapes as he rushes forward, neatly cleaving most of her neck (causing her head to lop to the side awkwardly, though still partially connected) and cutting through her abdomen, effectively disemboweling her of her putrid and decayed internals, which are already largely full of poo. The third attack doesn't land unfortunately, and though not quite dead, she's quite fugged up and since her throat is cut she can't speak.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39160
39162
>>39159
"hitler will damn you to hell,jew."
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39161
>>39153
By those rolls, 3 of the attacks land, including the initial smite ebil. Gawd, I'm gonna have to do some excel charts for all this shit.
esnZi
?
No.39162
[2d20 = 19]
>>39160
She attempts to speak, but only gurgles poo from her throat, as she attempts to claw at Infernius with both hands.
0qV/U
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No.39163
39164 39174
[3d10 = 18]
You have Vanderiem listed as a 1d10 weapon, Trumpaladin's strength modifier is 5x1.5=7.5, and the smite evil hit adds +16 damage to that attack

I love the mathematized combat system. It's my favorite thing about the d&d system. If you want to outsource the math to me, I'll take it

rolling for Vanderiem's damage
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39164
>>39163
18 plus 7.5x3 plus 16. 56.5 damage
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39165
39166 39168
Crap, g2g for about 20 min
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39166
>>39165
alright stay safe m8
Anonymous
/GE8P
?
No.39167
see 'ya
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39168
39170 39180
I LIVE
>crowd boos
>>39134
"So, should we check it out?"
>>39149
Kek
>>39165
Peace
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39169
39170
>>39151
>Not using Vanderiem's Feathfall special ability to make an additional attack in the same round
>Not making a melee touch attack, and then blowing RBG away with 96 HP of damage from Paladin's lay of hands while the Eagle's Splendor is active
Um... My excuse is that I'm saving them for the stronger enemies we'll encounter later...
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39170
39171 39179
Faster than I thought
>>39168
T> "I don't think that was an invitation."
>>39169
Nice explanation
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39171
39172
>>39170
she misses right?
esnZi
?
No.39172
39173
[1d20 = 12]
[1d8+5 = 9]
>>39171
No, she hit with one of her swipes.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39173
39176 39180
>>39172
i cast cure serious wounds on her.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39174
39175
>>39163
>math is his favorite part
Okay then.. Good for you, I guess.

Tracy goes for a full Round melee with her cane-sword, intent of chopping the old judge to pieces.
Her chain continues to strike its designated target, tormenting Ruth with relentless attacks.

Tracy's weapons could use names later on. I'll think of some.
/GE8P
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No.39175
39177 39178 39180
[3d20 = 31]
[3d20 = 50]
>>39174

yFDEb
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No.39176
[3d8+15 = 21]
>>39173

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39177
>>39175
>1
Dammit!
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39178
39180 39182
>>39175
>Claiming three attacks from a chain
No, the chain is wielded as a weapon in place of another
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39179
39183 39184
>>39170
"Welp I gues we're going. Can I hitch a ride?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39180
39181 39188
>>39173
You should know, you almost just got paralyzed to death. Just saying.
>>39175
Dammit indeed
>>39178
Also this
>>39168
"Undead are creating life faster than practically any other method" echoes in Torcuil's head
T> "Ignore it, it is the insane ramblings of a thing long dead and far less relevant than it might seem."
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39181
>>39180
regeneration wedding ring ftw
Anonymous
/GE8P
?
No.39182
39183
>>39178
>the chain is wielded as a weapon in place of another
Really? Then why can it still attack when it's owner is unconscious?
0qV/U
?
No.39183
39184 39185 39188
>>39179
She should ask you. You've the one with Blink, Astral Gate, and all of that

>>39182
You don't get to have six attacks in a round because "muh nic cage movie." Make an attack with the sword, or with the chain. One or the other
\r
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39184
39186 39188
Nancy-Pelosi2.jpg
>>39179
A ghoulish face slowly drifts upward through the top of the pyramid.
"Our view of the law is that it - if somebody is here without sufficient documentation, that is not reason for deportation."
>>39183
This desu
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39185
39187 39192
>>39183
Fuck it then. Just go with the chain.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39186
>>39184
id rather be in the sewers than see that face and hear that voice desu
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39187
39190
>>39185
Use your sword, It has better numbers

Tracy has 31 strength, which gives her a +10 on Melee attack rolls and +10 on damage rolls
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39188
39189 39191 39193
>>39180
"Ominous, but okay. So does that mean we aren't going?"
>>39183
>mount
>>39184
"Fucking 'no borders' people. Listen Troll I hate to pressure, but are we gonna go or are we gonna wait?"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39189
>>39188
Attack pelosi before going into the Pyramid death trap
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39190
39191
>>39187
... I don't want to drop the sword while flying...
The chain is still Melee though, isn't it?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39191
39199
>>39188
T> "I don't know about the pyramid, but it seems clear that that one (Pelosi) is our most immediate concern."
P> Magic Circle against Good
The air around Pelosi darkens and wavers for a moment.
>>39190
It is, but its not so animate that Tracy can just 'let go'. Its animate in that it can be controlled at 60' length without incurring penalties.
esnZi
?
No.39192
39198
[1d100 = 64]
>>39185
So crit with the first attack, and rolling for fumble check
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39193
39194 39199
>>39188
P> "I believe that Hillary Clinton is one of the best prepared people in our history to rule Court City, with her vision, her knowledge, her experience, her strategic thinking, her connection to the Game people."
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39194
39195
>>39193
*A cold shiver runs down Trumpaladin's Spine*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39195
39196 39197
>>39194
Are we in range to hear that, or do we have to wait until Torc tells us?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39196
>>39195
Not in range, but I'll allow a pre-emminent chill to run down Trump's spine.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39197
>>39195
The latter. It's a bullshit "I sense a disturbance in the force" kind of thing that I am just doing for fun
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39198
39202
>>39192
Does she still have her sword, or not?
rGxba
?
No.39199
39201 39206
[2d20 = 35]
>>39191
"Hmmmm, one sec"
>>39193
"Fuck off shill"
Torc draws both pistols, firing a shot from each.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39200
39202 39207
I meant to ask this a long time ago, can you make Intimidate checks during combat? For the sake of Demoralization option.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39201
39203
>>39199
Nice shots.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39202
39204 39207
>>39198
Yes, of course. Oh, I forgot to mention what happened with the chain. After a successful crit, the chain rebounded and wrapped around Trump's sword-arm. He's not wounded, but its a spiked chain and will take a round to remove effectively without injuring him.
>>39200
Yes, but as a solid, don't bother against undead.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39203
39209
>>39201
Thanks. Also GM, can Torc fire 2 or 4 shots per turn?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39204
>>39202
>Trump has one free hand
All I need
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39205
Why are we going with the first set of dice rolls?

Okay....
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39206
39209 39217
>>39199
g-good shoot
/GE8P
?
No.39207
39208 39209
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>39200
Rolling for Intimidate, because why not?
Since she's two size categories larger, she gets a +8 bonus to it as well.
>>39202
>Don't bother with Undead.
Feel like doing it anyway.
[angry nightmare noises]
*roars at Ruth*
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39208
39212
>>39207
Dumb ass. That will cost you a round that you could have used to kill her
esnZi
?
No.39209
39210 39214 39217
[1d20 = 3]
>>39203
Just 2, it takes a round for the pistols to re-constitute another bullet from water vapor.
>>39206
Alright first off, though he took damage, this is the round where Infernius casts Cure serious, with saving throw.
>>39207
RBG> Finger of Death
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39210
39213
1586783__safe_artist-colon-luciusheart_oc_oc-colon-nova starburst_oc only_dab_meme_unicorn.png
>>39209

esnZi
?
No.39211
39215
[1d20 = 9]
This is for Tracy's Finger of Death
(for a moment, I thought that the last one was Tracy's save, but it was Feinstein's)
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39212
482px-Lay_on_Hands_full.jpg
>>39208
I thought she could do that during combat.
Also, she'll use the next round to unwra the chain, while you try and finish her off with lay on hands.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39213
39224
>>39210
infernuis dabs
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39214
39218
>>39209
>She failed a touch attack
"You're about as good a mage as you are a jurist, Ginsby. Sad!"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39215
39216
>>39211
Just for the record, she does have monster Fortitude while being ridden only, right?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39216
39220
>>39215
What do you mean?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39217
39222
>>39206
Thanks
>>39209
I figured. What do the shots Torc fired do?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39218
39219
>>39214
That was a saving throw roll, and had it been Tracy's, Trump would be plummeting to the ground while 'riding' a corpse. Just saying
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39219
39222
>>39218
I thought it was an attack roll for a touch attack...
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39220
39221 39222
26fe9221a5efecbb586149f58a832544--meme-dragons.jpg
>>39216
Does she have a nightmares's fortitude save bonus while being ridden? She has all of the other stats.
A nightmare's fortitude save bonus is +16.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39221
39227
>>39220
Well, a Cauchemar's save, which is +17. Be advised that that's a total number which includes a +7 constitution bonus
esnZi
?
No.39222
39223 39227
[2d10+4 = 15]
>>39217
Yes. Both shots hit.
>>39219
Newp
>>39220
Still would have killed fyi


Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39223
39224
>>39222
And do what?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39224
39225 39226 39231
1z3iue.jpg
>>39223
Cause damage....
>>39213
Best one I could find on short notice
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39225
>>39224
jej!
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39226
39229
>>39224
Um, Is it my turn?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39227
39229
rbgwitch249.png
>>39221
Her Cloak and Charm add +7 Charisma, and then Eagle's Splendor adds an additional +4 to that, for a total Char modifier of +6 added to the throw with Dark Blessing.
... The question is, how powerful is Ruth..?
>>39222
Oh shit...
Checked..
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39229
39232
>>39227
Powerful enough. Tracy isn't dead, but she would be with a 3.
>GM waves nerf-hammer omenously
>>39226
No, its RBG's turn
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39231
39234
>>39224
Well you don't fucking say.
Maim, just damage, barely do shit?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39232
39234 39235
>>39229
But she just used it to cast finger of death on Tracy?
esnZi
?
No.39234
39235 39237 39243
[1d20 = 13]
>>39231
Without sneak attacks or w/e they're just magical ranged weapons
T> Restoration
>>39232
No, you're right, I'm getting the rounds mixed up
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39235
>>39232
>>39234
Alright.
Tracy uses her turn to unravel her chain from Trumpaladin's arm.
[persistent angry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39236
39243
Nanci Pelosi shudders in place for a moment. She takes no damage, but is observably immobilized for a moment by the effects of a Restoration spell. Torcuil's move again. (on that front)
0qV/U
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No.39237
39238 39239
[1d20 = 16]
>>39234
Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack

Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action

Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39238
39239 39242
>>39237
And what are you doing with that melee touch attack? Giving a massage?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39239
39241
>>39237
Dude, no. Don't mess-up your turn by requiring a Concentration check.
Casting spells takes time.
>>39238
Lay on Hands, I assume.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39240
39244
Pssst,... whats Infernius doing?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39241
>>39239
I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
0qV/U
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No.39242
39245 39246
>>39238
Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose

"Boop"

Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time

"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"

With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
\r
rGxba
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No.39243
39245
[1d20 = 19]
>>39234
Well, ay. But theres a big fucking difference between taking a bullet to the foot, and taking one to the chest.
>>39236
Torc throws Mr. Snek at Nancy, staff changing in midflight.
Grapple check on Pelosi from Snek
"Step on this"

yFDEb
?
No.39244
39245
[3d20 = 33]
>>39240
chop chop chop
"fucking kike! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39245
39246 39247 39251 39253
>>39243
Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242
That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244
Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39246
39250
>>39245
[excited whinnying]
*snorts smoke*
>>39242
>'Nice one on that, ~Flashy'
[impressed monster noises]
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39247
39248 39249
>>39245
Torc walks up and looks Pelosi in the eyes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFCxHmtHTGU
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39248
>>39247
kek
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39249
39257
>>39247
>Pelosi
>Thot
I should treat that as a 1 dice roll
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39250
39252
>>39246
"D'aww, I love you horsey"

*Pets horsey with both hands*
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39251
39254
>>39245
he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39252
39256 39268
>>39250
*rears in mid-air, snorting a 15 ft jet of smoke*
[happy monster noises]
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39253
39258
>>39245
To Fae
>"RBG is Dead. Long live Justice Don Willet, who shall be appointed to the Court in her place. What is the status report on the situation?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39254
39255
>>39251
Nothing? No, u find stuff. I'll detail in a bit.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39255
>>39254
oh?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39256
>>39252
"Now let's loot her shit"

*Still petting horsey*
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39257
39260
>>39249
Fine
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39258
39259
>>39253
>Many casualties. Devourers and Nightwalkers entered the port from the ethereal plane. The port has rallied, but not without cost. Thez has been working at a frenzy, but there's too many.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39259
39261
>>39258
>"Mother Fucker! Where are they?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39260
39265
>>39257
But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39261
39262
>>39259
>There's not many left, they've been held in a perimeter around the whorehouse.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39262
39263
>>39261
>"Do They require our attention?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39263
39264
>>39262
>Yes. The people though, not the creatures.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39264
39266 39270
>>39263
>"What must we do?"
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39265
39266
>>39260
>But she is alread dead
You hear that sound? Its the sound of a joke flying over your head
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39266
39268 39269 39271
>>39264
>I don't,... I don't know
>>39265
No, that's the sound of feigned-innocence humor being too subtle. In fact, with no sound at all.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39267
39271
Upon Pelosi's death, the floating pyramid begins to rotate in the water. Slowly at first, it increases in rotation, slowly causing larger and larger waves to lap at the docks.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39268
>>39266
>>39252
"Tracy, remember how you wanted to kill devourers? Now is your chance"

Trumpaladin quickly directs Tracy to the ground to pick up any items that fell from RBG - very quickly - and then directs her back into the City, to see what happened while they were over the bridge
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39269
39270 39272
>>39266
>"Where are my generals and the Spartan Trainees?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39270
39274 39285
>>39264
Ask if they need healing.
Worst case scenario, the Devourers took their souls.
Also, it's going to fucking suck if any of the General die again. That cumulative Death penalty is part of why I didn't even bother selecting leadership (also, low charisma)
>>39269
*does what he says*
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39271
39273
>>39266
what?
>>39267
"You ready Troll?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39272
39274
>>39269
>The Generals have maintained the stadium, and are keeping the bulk of the citizenry safe. The spartans,... could not be contained. Their status is unknown.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39273
39275 39276
>>39271
T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
0qV/U
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No.39274
39279
[1d20 = 12]
>>39270
Kill the devourers then. Search the material plane first, then the Ethereal, but get the souls back

>>39272
>"They did not maintain their discipline... Sad!"

Spot check for anything of interest that is moving
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39275
39277 39280 39282
>>39273
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dimensional_Lock
nein!
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39276
>>39273
>1 r/s
Damn
"Well, nothing now. My plan is fucked."
I educate her on plan T in the meantime
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39277
39278 39280 39282
>>39275
Kek. Do this
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39278
1513210520107.png
>>39277
checked!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39279
39281
>>39274
Use Detect Ebil.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39280
39286
>>39277
>>39275
If that does succeed, then we can't jaunt into the structure. Can we blast holes into it with The Jolly Cunt's cannons?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39281
39283
>>39279
Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city

We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39282
39284 39285 39289
>>39277
>>39275
Actually,... that would work, and aside from causing a total re-write of what I had planned as always Torcuil has enough time to do it.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39283
39285
>>39281
Is Trump going solo, or leading Tracy?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39284
1513785617375.jpg
>>39282
ive saved the day, hopefully i dont get punished for it.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39285
39290
>>39282
It works both ways though, so you can't jaunt in

>>39283
Riding Tracy, but she's obeying. See >>39270

/GE8P
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No.39286
39287 39288
[1d20+21 = 37]
>>39280
That's an issue for another round.
We have some souls to repose first.
Tracy gathers up the things on the ground Trumpaldin directed her to, then Speeds off towards the city.
Rolling to Spot the aforementioned undead.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39287
>>39286
As in, the Devourers and Nightwalkers from earlier.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39288
>>39286
Very true. Those are MY souls, Goddamn it! They can't have them. We're killing every fucking one of them. Don't forget those cowards hide on the Ethereal plane too
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39289
39290
>>39282
"Wait, I'm a fucking retard"
Cas dimensional lock
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39290
39291 39292 39294 39295
>>39285
On the one hand, yes. It would eliminate the party from entering for the duration of the spell, which would be 1 day/level but dispel-able. On the other hand, it eliminates the opponent's ability to escape, which might be a greater gain.
>>39289
There it is. The pyramid begins to grind, as though suddenly striking at some unseen object as it rotates, slowing and coming to a stop. The torches at its corners have gone out, and it sits omenously in the water just off the docks.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39291
39293
>>39290
There's also the option to blast it open while they're still inside it and siege the place.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39292
>>39290
>eliminate the party from entering
Via Ethereal Jaunt. The jolly Cunt is in the harbor and has cannons. I don't know if cute sex horse is still alive, but we're sending the Trebuchet too
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39293
1513986975226.jpg
>>39291
this!
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39294
39298
>>39290
"Now to get the other faggots. Troll, you should probaly stay here."
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39295
39296 39298
>>39290
>"So where the hell are the enemy?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39296
39297
>>39295
I think she said the whore house.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39297
>>39296
To the whore house! Go through the Ethereal plane if you think we'll catch any of those fuckers hiding there

Those are my souls. They can't have them

If that doesn't work, I'm going to tweet to get them to come to me
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39298
39299 39301 39302
>>39294
"Yes of course. I could go for some "tea" at the moment."
>>39295
As Trump and Tracy near the port, they are shocked by the silence. Its not like the silence during the Soros invasion, where the whole was accented by roaring flames and dancing lights, this is more somber, muted, and repressed. The only sound that reaches them is that of a faint wailing and sobbing, while their eyes are struck with dead bodies everywhere. Mostly undead, but plenty of humans lie about. Some cleavved apart, others gashed and scraped into a gore-shaped mess, a few even can't be identified as bodies, though its clear something was there. Civilians peek fearfully out from behind buildings and rooftops as Trump and Tracy arrive, and as the sound of wailing increases, it becomes apparent that it is Thez that is the source. She's fugged up, wounds all over, bleeding from everywhere, but she's fixated on the corpse of a particularly large Devourer that lies still at her feet. Trump and Tracy touch down, and upon approaching, they find they recognize the face splayed upon the center-mass of the Devourer that Thez stands over. And not just that one, but several others that line the area. Despite the horrid and monstrous visage of the Devourer, the face on the creature in the torso of several is familiar... painfully so.
"I,... I..." Thez weakly mutters as both approach. "I'm sorry." she finally manages, breaking into more sobs.

P.S. the fight is decided, this is interactive cinema and story
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39299
39302
>>39298
That works, just note that Trumpaladin would have directed Tracy to chase down Devourers on the Ethereal plane, and would have sent tweets to attract the enemy to him
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39300
39304 39307
Sech's face adorns the largest of the Devourers, as well as a pair of the generals (for Trump), some of the Gestapo (for Infernius), a few of the Fight Club (also for Thez) and a pair of the Spartans.
Its not just Devourerers that line the streets, there's all kinds of undead, but those are the ones that are significant at the moment.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39301
39303
>>39298
Also, Smash the Devourer, and free the souls
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39302
>>39298
>he face on the creature in the torso of several is familiar… painfully so.
Aww fudge!
>>39299
A Devouer's victim can't be resurrected even after the Devourer is destroyed, desu. They can only be reposed from the torment...
We sad nao...
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39303
39305 39306
>>39301
"I,... <sniff> I tried that. Their essence had already been consumed." Thez finally says after a few moments of composure (and a few moments of smashing bodies for good measure).
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39304
>>39300
F
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39305
>>39303
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs can be heard in the distance.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39306
1498920799547.png
>>39303

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39307
>>39300
Tracy lets a drawn-out sigh as she looks over the scene, saying nothing.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39308
39309
Too sad.jpg

Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39309
1506991587757.png
>>39308

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39310
Tracy paces around the battlefield gloomily. Still looking around to spot any more enemies.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39311
39313
Sorry, I'm not pacing for dramaticism, I just got an important phone call, I'll be back in 5
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39312
39313 39315
>get back
Fuck
Torc runs into port barry looking for the rest of party.
"GUYS? THERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE!"
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39313
39314
>>39311
>>39312
im in the sewer still.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39314
39318
>>39313
I thought he was headed towards the docks?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39315
39316 39322 39323
>>39312
*Raises his hand and hold his palm open in a "halt" moton*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39316
39317 39319 39322
>>39315
*nuzzles back*
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39317
39320 39322
>>39316
*places other hand on horse (pony?) muzzle. But he does not move his hands in a petting fashion*
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39318
39320 39322
>>39314
i never got the loot of the lich.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39319
39326
>>39316
*grapples horsey as he collapses crying*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39320
39321
>>39317
[sympathetic pony noises]
>>39318
Just say he gathered everything he could find in the sewer, and promptly went to the dock to wash it all off.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39321
39326
>>39320
i want to know muh loot.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39322
39325
Okay. So, in spite of the party resources (entertron, etc) there is a distinct presence of - shall we say - unrecoverable civilians.
>>39318
Its not going anywhere
>>39317
>>39316
>>39315
D'awww

Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39323
39324 39327
>>39315
Torc stops in front of Trump Tracy and Thez.
"You guys, there's something you might wanna see at the do..."
Torc then relizes the looks on everyones faces, and quickly notices who's gone He doesn't notice the devouers in detail
"Oh no, is Infernius okay?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39324
39325 39327 39332
>>39323
Thez looks up, a shocked and panicked look on her face. "He was at the bridge with,..." she looks at Trump. "Where is he!" she phrases it as a demand, but her voice is pleading.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39325
39326 39333
>>39322
>>39324
climbs out of a manhole with sweet loot.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39326
39327 39328 39332
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>39319
[consoling pony noises]
*licks crying hoo-man affectionately*
>>39321
You wouldn't know until you washed all the poo off.
Tracy just threw Ruth's in her bag.
>>39325
>covered in poo*
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39327
39329 39332 39333
>>39324
"I don't know..."

>>39323
To Torcuil
"look"
Points at the devourers

>>39326
*Deflates horsey, and cuddles her*
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39328
>>39326
Can't forget the poo
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39329
39331
>>39327
*cuddling intensifies*

Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39330
*Writes speech to deliver to the citizenry when there is a chance*
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39331
39332 39334
>>39329
*cries, burying his face into blue fur*
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39332
39335 39336
>>39331
>>39327
>>39326
>>39324
"something wrong?"
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39333
>>39325
"Infernius my pal, you smell like ass. Glad youre okay."
>>39327
"Look at w...

Oh..."
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39334
39339
>>39331
*accommodates him, patting the back of his head*
[comforting pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39335
>>39332
"Shhh!"
*gestures towards corpses*
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39336
39337
>>39332
*points to devourers*
"Sechs is gone. As are several of my men. And your men. And Thez's. And others..."
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39337
39338 39339
>>39336
"w-w-w-what?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39338
39339 39340
>>39337
Thez, face tear-stained and still flowing. "Its... its all," she clears her throat and says in the meekest voice ever heard (from her), "Is all my fault."
She gazes into Infernius' eyes for a moment, and he can see that there is much to be said, but for the moment, she hangs her head, collapses to her knees, and her shoulders start to quiver.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39339
39341 39348
>>39338
In a whisper, in the hopes that only Thez will hear her
"I knew they were likely to simply jaunt into the town, yet we stayed at the gate..."

>>39337
*places other hand on Minotaur*

>>39334
*holds pony tightly*
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39340
>>39338
*picks up thez*
"it not your fault thez it gonna be okay theres no time to be sad we go straight to genocide for this transgression."
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39341
39342
>>39339
"I knew too, but I didn't think they'd be able to IN the town. I thought the churches to Rockwell and Hitler and Football would be enough to repel them. But," she crumbles as she says it "It was me."
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39342
>>39341
Trumpaladin looks at her
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39343
39344 39346 39349
"From the very beginning, I unhallowed the whorehouse when I was infernal, and they found it. They sensed it and they used that to their advantage."
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39344
>>39343
Shit...
I guess Trump's faggot was right about burning it down then.. *tosses dime*
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39345
Torc stands to the side akwardly looking at his stuff.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39346
39349
>>39343
"thez it okay."
"i kill who did this."
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39347
39352
She looks at Trump first, "This is not my doing," then at Infernius "but it is my fault," then at Sechs-Devourer. "and not theirs."
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39348
>>39339
*holds back*
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39349
7c1.jpg
199.jpg
1512333274794-0.jpg
1512333274794-2.png
1512333274794-4.png
>>39343
Trumpaladin says absolutely nothing to Thez

>>39346
"Look before you. The Devourers are already dead. It won't bring our men back"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39350
39351 39352
As the dialogue continues, a shambling sound occurs from an adjacent alley. It sounds like something scraping a large mass across the ground.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39351
39354
>>39350
"Everyone shut up!
You hear that?"
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39352
39353 39354
>>39347
"it is said the man takes on the wives sins. so me will kill who sent these me kill all faction leaders in court city after i kill this fucker>>39350"
>>39350
charges!

Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39353
>>39352
"Calm down Infernius. You don't know what it is..."
Don't kill off a possible source of exposition
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39354
39355 39356 39357
>>39351
>>39352
As Infernius charges, and Torcuil draws attention, a blood-splattered Slovenia shambles out from the alleyway, with a very decrepid moan issuing from her mouth.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39355
39358
>>39354
"fuck! slav horse its gonna be okay!"
cures critical wounds!
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39356
39358
>>39354
Trumpaladin runs to her, and feeds her a heal serious wounds potion from the flask from Korak
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39357
>>39354
"Oh fuck! It's Woody!"
*runs over to check condition*
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39358
39359 39361 39362 39363 39364
>>39355
>>39356
"Oh wat? Oh thank goodness! Dispel!" she calls, and the images of blood spatter and decay on her person (hoerson?) vanish. "I didn't know what to do, the terbuchets worked marvelously, but we were overwhelmed from behind."

Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39359
39373
>>39358
"where?"
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39360
39373 39377
"Yeah guys listen, I hate to break you all up and intrude, but there is you all really need to see at the docks."
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39361
>>39358
*Hugs pony*
"You did marvelously. Our defenses held the line. There was a vulnerability deep in town, known about before but never closed because of political reasons which the enemy exploited."
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39362
39365
>>39358
"Let me have a look at it."
*slinks off into stealth*
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39363
>>39358
Oh. She was disguising herself as a Zombie
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39364
39366
>>39358
"thez are you injured?"
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39365
39367
>>39362
"Look at what?"
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39366
39368 39369
>>39364
That's Slovenia
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39367
39372
>>39365
>'the docks'
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39368
39371
>>39366
i know.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39369
39371 39373
>>39366
i was asking thez if she was hurt.
/GE8P
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No.39370
39372 39377
[1d20+19 = 27]
Rolling to Move Silently
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39371
39374
>>39369
>>39368
Slovenia had disguised herself as an equine Zombie, and then dispelled the disguise when she saw the party. She was not injured
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39372
>>39370
>>39367
>"Why are you hiding, little pony?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39373
39376 39379
And while GM is want to make jokes about being overwhelmed from behind,....
>>39360
Um, this
>>39359
"This was ages ago, before you arrived. She," indicating Thez "Drove them off, but not before they had wreaked havoc on those assembled."
>>39369
"I... I've had worse," she says, holding back sobs. She's completely demoralized.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39374
>>39371
i know slovenia is alright, i was inquireing about thez health in particular.

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39375
39378 39381 39383 39391
Detect Good.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39376
39392 39406
>>39373
*hugs*
"it not your fault."
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39377
39379 39380
>>39360
"Guys? You realy need head to the docks. Some really weird shit is happening."
>>39370
Don't think you can fool me on why you are going to the docks
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39378
39387
>>39375
Oh. Fucking really? Now? She's still useful you know
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39379
>>39373
>>39377
Alrighty then. Trumpaladin goes to the docks
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39380
39382 39383
>>39377
"what kind of weird shit?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39381
39384 39387
>>39375
Aside from the obvious? The citizens and the party?
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39382
>>39380
"We should probably go see for ourselves"
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39383
39385 39386
>>39375
>shit eating grin
>>39380
"A big ass black pyramid that can talk"
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39384
>>39381
>The Citizens have Good alignment
I like this
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.39385
39388
>>39383
"Wha wha what?"
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.39386
39388
>>39383
It was Pelosi who was doing the talking, I was paraphrasing Pelosi quotes the whole time
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39387
39390 39391
no.png
>>39381
Mostly to just put it out there.
>>39378
>'Flashy.. It's time...'
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39388
39389 39392
>>39386
Way to make that obvious
>>39385
Correction
"That projects giant head."
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39389
39392
>>39388
It was in Pelosi's voice, though I never iterated it
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39390
39393 39396
>>39387
>"Tracy, I'm sorry, but this battle isn't over yet. Her undead turning skills are still useful. The head lichs remain on the loose, and we still need to destroy the Phylacteries. There's a pyramid thing at the docks, and we need to seize the Court City. Now is hardly the time"

>"But I promise you, I will help you when the time does come"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39391
39394 39396
>>39387
>>39375
But seriously, where the second strongest aura in the port coming from?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39392
>>39388
"fucking jew nigger magic"
>>39376
>>39389
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39393
39395
>>39390
>'...............'
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39394
>>39391
Torc
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39395
>>39393
>"I love you, my baby blue"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39396
39397 39398
>>39391
Of good? You're standing in it.
>>39390
pyramid You don't know its a pyramid yet Xp
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39397
39399 39400
>>39396
>You're standing in it.
???
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39398
39401
>>39396
I though Torcuil mentioned a talking black pyramid?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39399
39402 39404
>>39397
I mean, you're detecting strong auras of good. What are you hoping to find? Sinister-wicked undead? Wrong spell.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39400
>>39397
Trumpaladin sat on you for like an hour or so. You are a lingering aura
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39401
>>39398
Whoops, ur right
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39402
39403 39405
>>39399
To make it flat obvious, she's looking for Troll. Trolls a Cleric, so her aura is intense.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39403
39404
>>39402
No we never guessed
Who is Troll's god?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39404
ccwtsntueaakbfc (2).jpg
>>39399
Actually, Tracy has had a level 16 Paladin on her and in her over much of the proceeding few days, so Tracy should have a strong lingering aura of good

>>39403
Donald Trump
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39405
39406 39407
>>39402
Oh, right. She's resoundingly in the direction of the docks
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39406
>>39376
>>39405

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39407
39408 39409
>>39405
Tracy curses having wasted her Conceal Alignment scroll earlier that night, as she heads off towards the docks in stealth.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39408
39409 39410
>>39407
>"Little pony, can this wait like a day or two?"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39409
>>39408
>>39407
>"I'll buy you something nice"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39410
39411
>>39408
>'....It cannot wait.'
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39411
39412
>>39410
>"Why is that, little pony? When I found you this morning you seemed content to delay"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39412
39414
>>39411
>'It's time, Flashy. Be ready.'
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39413
39415 39416
Alright, once she pinpoints the aura. She waits at a distance and attempts to Spot Troll.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39414
39417
>>39412
>"Can you not do it in the open in front of the white knights? Maybe be more secretive? Wait until she's alone? After the battle?"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39415
>>39413
>"Can you at least wait until we figure out why there's a talking black pyramid in the harbor?"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39416
39417 39418 39423
>>39413
U realize that detect w/e has a 60' radius,... she shouldn't have even been able to detect Troll from this distance
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39417
39419 39508
>>39414
>'They were going to figure it out anyway, Flashy. It's pointless to keep secrets.'
>>39416
I figured she'd do that once she was at the docks.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39418
>>39416
since you no gibe response i go to the docks.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39419
39420 39422
>>39417
>"Sure, but can you wait until a time that they won't be able to intervene, or the enemy won't be able to ambush us from the Pyramid 100 feet away, or you and I can at least loot the corpse for the bracers?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39420
39421 39424
>>39419
What bracers?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39421
39422
>>39420
The wiki page lists the Armor of a Celestial charger as including +5 bracers of Armor
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39422
39425
>>39419
>'...It'll be time soon, Flashy.. Not immediately, but very soon.'
>>39421
Oh fug off with that meta nonsense. Troll was never described to be wearing anything.
Don't you have bracers already?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39423
39424 39425 39426
>>39416
plz no forget planT
What is Troll's god?
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39424
39427 39431
>>39420
Good point. Theres several pairs of bracers and some other swag from the bliches.
>>39423
I pity the fool
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39425
39428
48f.jpeg
>>39422
Not +5 bracers. That doesn't mean they are not there

>Meta
He can see it

>"You can wait at least figure out why there is an evil version of the Tower in the harbor right?"

>>39423
Donald Trump
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39426
>>39423
It was never said.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39427
>>39424
Sexy!

I know RBG's buffs couldn't possibly have been any higher than +9 and probably less because a 24 landed and lichs get +5 AC, but still worth looking into
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39428
39429
>>39425
>'Come to the Docks, Flashy....'

Tracy unrolls one of her Scrolls of True Strike and casts the spell.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39429
39430
>>39428
He's going to the docks

Casting it before she's even spotted her?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39430
39432 39433
She can see Troll by now, right?
She's crouched in the alley, observing her target from a distance.
>>39429
It lasts until the next attack she makes. She knows she'll need it anyway.
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39431
39434
>>39424
W-who's the fool?
Is it I?
0qV/U
?
No.39432
>>39430
>"Don't be distracted by pretty little unicorns Tracy. The son's a bitches who killed my men - all our men... and women... probably children....."

>"They may still be here. In the harbor. They may get you too if you are not careful"
\r
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39433
39435 39443
>>39430
Trollestia is standing obviously toward the end of the docks, eyeballing the numerous faces that are gnashingly glaring at her.
Oh, did I mention the dozens of zombie-like faces? There's dozens of zombie-like faces btw.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39434
39436 39437
>>39431
The fool who doubts Mr. T
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39435
>>39433
Well mother fucker. Run forward to investigate, and Call Fae
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39436
39439
>>39434
infernuis aint flying in no damn helicopta
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39437
>>39434
Do you mean Ms. T? Kek
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39438
39440
Fuck this lag, I'm just gonna lurk for a while
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39439
39440 39441
>>39436
Who said helicopta mothafucka? Don't make Mista T smack u in front of all these fine ppl
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39440
39442
>>39438
>>39439
Bake a new Thread!

Trumpaladin's actions are to go out onto the docks near Trollestia, ask what the hell is going on, and Call Fae
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39441
1514670857289.jpg
>>39439
you dont get the chambers herr t.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39442
>>39440
OH fine, gimme a sec
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39443
39444 39450
>>39433
She's distracted? Good.
Tracy continues observing.
What kind of monsters do they look like?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39444
39445
>>39443
>"Tracy... There's something spooky in the water"

>monsters
I hope those are monsters...
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39445
39446
>>39444
>'I can see that...'
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39446
39449
>>39445
"hey tracy there monsters in water."
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.39447
39448 39450
I need sleep and have shit to do tomorrow, so I'll probaly be on again Monday.
So see y'all later.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39448
>>39447
Oh shit. I'll try to keep Tracy's faggot off Trollestia until you have the chance to fight for her (or not, but just so long as your character is able to respond under circumstances he'd obviously be present for)
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39449
39451
>>39446
She says nothing. Because she knows there's no way he couyld've seen her from her hiding spot.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39450
39452 39456
>>39443
Aquatic ghouls. Hella.
>>39447
Good to see ya. Happy new year, ya crazy horsefucker

Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39451
39453 39454
>>39449
True, but there's no way Tracy would have been able to see the monsters if they are under the water. Maybe if they are floating in air, but in any detail

All she'd have to do is walk up behind. So long as Trollestia isn't expecting an attack there's no need to hide
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39452
>>39450
Ask Trollestia, or Fae if she's there by now and knows the answer "What am I looking at here?"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39453
39457
>>39451
They're not under water, there's a bunch of heads just above water, sneering at Trollestia (and whoever is in range, they can smell too)
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39454
39457
>>39451
She's waiting at a distance to determine that Troll is thoroughly distracted, she's palming her special daggers.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39455
Well, they're MOSTLY under water, but not entirely and not concealed (mostly)
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39456
39457
drowner pepe.png
>>39450
>Aquatic ghouls.
Brings back memories...
Damn Drowners.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39457
39458 39463
>>39453
Okay, but he explicitly says aloud to Trollestia and to Fae (if she's there by now) "what the hell am I looking at" and expects at least an "I don't know" answer

>>39454
Give Torcuil a chance to respond or do plan T or whatever. It's a part of his character's development to determine how he'd react under this situation

>>39456
What?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39458
39459 39461
>>39457
He's not there yet. And Trump just told her to make sure the other "white knights" weren't there, so why would she wait?
>What
Witcher III.
No end to those freaks.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39459
39460 39463
1514669028881.png
>>39458


Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39460
39463
>>39459
Saved!
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39461
39462 39463
>>39458
Well now he's telling her to wait until we know what the hell is going on

>"There's a fucking black version of the Tower in the harbor and ghouls in the water. Just wait on killing the unicorn until we at least know what the hell is going on"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39462
39464
>>39461
>'.............'
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39463
39464
>>39457
>plan T
You're not supposed to know about that, I blame Torcuil's faggot's indiscretion
>>39459
>>39460
SO saved
>>39461
Its not QUITE the tower, its a 4-sided pyramid,... at least that can be seen.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39464
39465 39466
>>39462
>"No really Tracy, why does it need to happen at this instant? Why can't it wait until after she's helped us kill the others? What is your inner need?"

>>39463
Trumpaladin asks Trollestia, and Fae if she's there already, "what the hell am I looking at here?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39465
39467
>>39464
>'I've wanted that cunt gone for three months now, and I'm not about to wait another second.'
>'As soon as she kicks the bucket, push her to the necrophages.'
>'Keep talking to her. I'm not far away.'
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39466
39467 39470
>>39464
T> "I don't know what to tell you. There's countless gnarly faces, maintaining distance but staring evilly. I may have bit off more than I can chew."
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39467
39471 39474
>>39466
"I'm guessing you cannot turn any more undead today. What are they, specifically? Why are they not attacking?"

>>39465
>".... Fair enough. Why waste the body though?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39468
Tracy is now wielding both of her keened Bane Daggers and her Assassin's Dagger, ready to strike.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39469
Trumpaladin draws Suguito
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39470
39474
>>39466
*hugs thez*
"it not your fault."
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39471
>>39467
>'I doin't care for any part of that cunt. Do what you like with her, just make sure she's gone, permanently.'

Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39472
39474 39476
Trumpaladin asks Fae to go find the men, and to send them to the Jolly Cunt. Fae is Dismissed
/GE8P
?
No.39473
39475
[1d20+19 = 25]
Tracy begins moving in stealth while Troll is visibly distracted, quickly and silently, with conviction.
Rolling to Move Silently.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39474
39477 39478
>>39470
"I,... I don't know that thats true," hugs tightly.
>>39467
"No, I've,... exhausted my resources."
>>39472
Noted

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39475
>>39473
She immediately moves to flank troll with a triple Death Attack.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39476
>>39472
"What is going on, this is,... strange"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39477
>>39474
"I'm sorry Troll. I can't delay any longer. My earlier promise to you still stands, but so does mine to her. Forgive me"
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39478
39482
>>39474
"we'll get these court city bastards, and avenge everyone we lost me promise."
0qV/U
?
No.39479
39480
[4d20 = 41]
Flanks with Boots, Stabs Trollestia with Sugoito
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39480
39481 39483
>>39479
"What? This!,...."
I'm assuming Tracy's 3x atk comes at the same time?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39481
39484
>>39480
She's attacking immediately, so possibly.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39482
>>39478
"I'm sure we'll get them, but,... it didn't have to be this way. I don't know how it 'should' have been but,... not this."
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39483
39485 39486
>>39480
"I'm sorry..."

Can mine be first by like a couple seconds?

He didn't roll. The first one may be true strike but the last two were not
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39484
39485 39488 39489 39494
>>39481
For simplicity's sake, can we just off Trollestia neatly so I don't have to go into combat mode?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39485
39488
>>39483
You don't roll for sneak attacks.
>>39484
Gladly.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39486
39490
>>39483
Why you want to attack first though?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39488
39496
>>39484
Yes? I want to hear her monologue though

>>39485
You have to beat their AC
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39489
39491 39492
>>39484
i guess but its not very in vharacter for infernuis to allow it.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39490
39492
>>39486
So she's not dead before he can land a hit
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39491
39493
>>39489
You're talking to Thez. You're in a different area
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39492
39493 39494 39495
>>39489
Isn't he still with Thez.
>>39490
You can coupe de grace her, if that's what you really want.
Tracy immediately assumes monstrous shape upon landing her attack.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39493
>>39492
>>39491
i had assumed we were at the docks
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39494
>>39492
Why?

>>39484
"Good... Goodbye..."
Slashes again
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39495
>>39492
>rape
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39496
39497 39498 39499 39500 39501
>>39488
"This isn't what I... signed up for...." Trollestia says as she dies. As she falls limply to the docks, and as her body slackens,... it begins to change shape.
What appears now is a unicorn, but its observably and definitively not Trollestia. Who it is is unknown.
Congratulations, welcome to plan T. Trump just participated in the murder of an innocent Unicorn. Woohoo!
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39497
>>39496
Interesting

Trumpaladin slices off a few pieces of the unicorn
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39498
>>39496
Top Fucking Kek!
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39499
>>39496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39500
>>39496
Fuck it

*Picks up entire unicorn*

*calls Fae*
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39501
39503
>>39496
How many more innocent animals is she going to use as her stunt doubles? She's supposed to be the good one here.
[angry nightmare noises]
"That fucking slippery cunt!"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39502
39504
https://youtu.be/7v_dUJ9qZVw
For posterity
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39503
39505 39506 39507 39509
>>39501
Also, why couldn't Tracy tell the difference in the strength of their auras? Is this one also a Celestial Charger?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39504
39509
>>39502
should i get this game?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39505
>>39503
That's the only reason I used the Detect Good, after all.
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39506
39508
>>39503
Because you used it before you went to the docks. You didn't use it on "Trollestia"
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39507
>>39503
magic n sheeeeeeeit
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39508
>>39506
>>39417

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39509
39510 39511
>>39504
If u don't know the spoilers already, and have the time, and don't mind reading through a bunch of menial-drama shit, yes.
>>39503
Tracy's saves were pre-rolled. Refer to Torcuil's "3d20" roll earlier.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39510
>>39509
Can polymorph spells duplicate aura/alignment?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.39511
>>39509
>reading through a bunch of menial-drama shit. im completly in the dark on the spoilers except that its dark.
i participate in theses threads dont i?

Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39512
39513
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[angry nightmare noises]
*grabs Trumpaladin and puts him on her back*
"I'm going to destroy that cunt!"
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39513
>>39512
"Tracy?"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39514
39515
Oh snap, I was supposed to have baked a new thread. Let me do that rly quick ^_^
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39515
39526
>>39514
Can Fae carry whatever we just killed to the Entertron and resurrect it? I think my character is getting kidnapped...
/GE8P
?
No.39517
39518 39519 39526
[1d20+21 = 32]
Just for the sake of it, Tracking check.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39518
>>39517
Can she find her scent?
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.39519
39521
>>39517
"Tracy, can you take me to the tower quickly?"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39521
>>39519
>[incoherent nightmare thoughts]
She's even more rabid than she was before.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.39523
Moar nuts
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/39520.html
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.39526
>>39515
He is.
Tracy speeds off towards the forest.
>>39517
If her tracking check doesn't yield anything.