Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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What's going on in this dream?
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Why do NPC nightmares normally have such high Knowledge ranks? What does a field monster do with 21 ranks in Knowledge Arcana? Not that many creatures even have Knowledge as a skill. It's weird.
>>38136
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
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In fact, I can see both gods being quasi-sympathetic cuz reasons
Where is Oerth? Is that the same as this material plane?
>>38147
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
>>38149
Worthy opponents
GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
Worthy opponents
GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
>>38149
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.
>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.
>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
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>>38152
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
>>38152
>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
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Can skill points be gained in the holodeck?
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>it's all meta
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
>>38175
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
>>38172
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
>>38171
My parent's wifi is messing up. I'd definitely prefer to stay on my parent's wifi, because I have dozens of Warhammer 40k memes saved on my laptop that just became topical
My parent's wifi is messing up. I'd definitely prefer to stay on my parent's wifi, because I have dozens of Warhammer 40k memes saved on my laptop that just became topical
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>>38185
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
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>>38185
GM, as a completely hypothetical question that will probably never leave meta, what gods would match a Blackguard Trumpaladin?
GM, as a completely hypothetical question that will probably never leave meta, what gods would match a Blackguard Trumpaladin?
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>>38190
Transform can permanently alter race or species.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Transform_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
Transform can permanently alter race or species.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Transform_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
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>>38193
Liches really can't compare. Worms are Eldritch tier.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Worm_That_Walks
Liches really can't compare. Worms are Eldritch tier.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Worm_That_Walks
>>38198
I was using the idea of a ritual,... contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,....
I was using the idea of a ritual,... contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,....
Some of these Rituals are insane.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike
>summon 10 adult red dragons
>10!
>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike
>summon 10 adult red dragons
>10!
>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
>>38200
>shrugs
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.
>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
>shrugs
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.
>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
>>38202
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.
>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.
>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.
>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.
>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
>Inb4 Ayran Infernius plays out Flowers for Algernon in his human form
>>38215
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
>>38223
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
Also there is a bunch of introspection about how when one behaves in a particular manner others grow accustomed to it, though their manner of accustom doesn't necessarily fit the individual's, and how deviating from those customs cause strive and an upending of previously established norms,....
>>38228
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.
>>38232
>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan
>10 Int
>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.
>>38232
>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan
>10 Int
>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
>>38237
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
>>38240
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
>>38252
Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
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>>38257
>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength
>wants to give up racial bonus to strength
>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength
>wants to give up racial bonus to strength
>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
>>38256
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well... I'll bitch next time
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well... I'll bitch next time
>>38192
But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ft
Oh come on.
But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ft
Oh come on.
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>>38261
>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
>>38262
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
>>38268
>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
>>38274
*sighs*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
*gives stick*
*sighs*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
*gives stick*
>>38278
*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
Thez, hand bound behind her, still stands triumphantly in Raven cosplay.
"You were saying?"
"You were saying?"
>>38281
*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity
*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity
*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
Srsly tho, I'm out for the night. Sexin and such to habben in turn; its the bathhouse after all
>>38285
>undead
Uhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
>>38285
>undead
Uhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
>>38288
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
>>38289
>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
>>38290
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
>>38287
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
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*grins smugly at Fae*
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>>38310
top kek
Is loving his horsey
*points to RBG*
"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*loves horsey
>>38311
*presses inside her hard*
top kek
Is loving his horsey
*points to RBG*
"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*loves horsey
>>38311
*presses inside her hard*
>>38317
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*
"I've got you Tracy!"
*bounces right back into her*
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*
"I've got you Tracy!"
*bounces right back into her*
>>38318
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
>>38320
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
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>>38339
Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines
So... Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines
So... Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
>>38346
>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officials
If this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.
Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officials
If this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.
Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
>>38347
NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
>>38349
It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
>>38350
Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
>>38354
You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
>>38354
If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore... I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore... I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
>>38357
Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
>>38360
My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
>>38361
Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
>>38369
What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
>>38370
And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
>>38371
Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
stow the corpses*
>>38372
Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
>>38374
It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
>>38378
No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
>>38382
Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
>>38385
The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
>>38395
Pixies?
Gnomes?
Troglodytes?
Ogres?
Ogre mages?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
Pixies?
Gnomes?
Troglodytes?
Ogres?
Ogre mages?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
>>38395
>Halflings?
>Centaurs?
>Satyrs?
happas.
>Giants of different varieties
pagan european-tier the could be civilized
>Monstrous Humanoids
shitskins
>Halflings?
>Centaurs?
>Satyrs?
happas.
>Giants of different varieties
pagan european-tier the could be civilized
>Monstrous Humanoids
shitskins
>>38402
>What about other reptilians
reptilians seem okay.
>Like lizardfolk?
yea.
>Let's review each race as we meet them
sounds like a good plan
>What about other reptilians
reptilians seem okay.
>Like lizardfolk?
yea.
>Let's review each race as we meet them
sounds like a good plan
Alright. So when referring to "cleaning up zombies", are we talking about the corpses in Durpistan, the zombies and undead outside port Barry? Both? Also, why would you need to shelter zombies?
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
>>38390
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
>>38402
>Judge them each by the content of their character
Dear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
>Judge them each by the content of their character
Dear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
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>>38410
"There's a poner of,..."
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
"There's a poner of,..."
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
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>>38418
Can I just keep their skulls then? I want to make a custom throne out of that cloud giant's skull if he's not going to need it anymore. The rest of the skulls will make for a nice heap.
Can I just keep their skulls then? I want to make a custom throne out of that cloud giant's skull if he's not going to need it anymore. The rest of the skulls will make for a nice heap.
>>38424
its actually pretty cool desu.
its actually pretty cool desu.
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What's the most aesthetic, realistic skull goblet design you can have?
>>38424
There can never be enough edge.
There can never be enough edge.
>>38429
Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
Boom Skullgoblet Tankard
Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
Boom Skull
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>>38435
In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
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>>38435
The jibbernigger skulls could probably make for good molds for gold jewlery. I'll have Tracy tell Lenos about it whenever he finally gets back. Mr. Skeletals could be the next big thing.
The jibbernigger skulls could probably make for good molds for gold jewlery. I'll have Tracy tell Lenos about it whenever he finally gets back. Mr. Skeletals could be the next big thing.
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>Illegals break our wall
>We make them pay for it
>We make them pay for it
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I fucking love skull aesthetics
>Pimp Lich
>Pimp Lich
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>lighter for Lenos
>>38438
That's what I was intending. The rest of the skulls are to put beneath it.
Now, for a place to put it...
That's what I was intending. The rest of the skulls are to put beneath it.
Now, for a place to put it...
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>>38469
You should consider them yours too
You should consider them yours too
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Why do I like this meme so much?
>>38485
They literally don't have any memes except for Alunya. Just photo-shopped /pol/ memes.
It's a memetic example of how communism destroys market/product diversity.
They literally don't have any memes except for Alunya. Just photo-shopped /pol/ memes.
It's a memetic example of how communism destroys market/product diversity.
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>>38545
"Young sir, lovely though you may be,... that aside,... I am not certain that now is the time for such,... informalities. Tempting though it may be to rape ur(his) haggis,.... consider this a wash. unless this is all a wash Xp
"Young sir, lovely though you may be,... that aside,... I am not certain that now is the time for such,... informalities. Tempting though it may be to rape ur(his) haggis,.... consider this a wash. unless this is all a wash Xp
[1d20 = 5]
>>38549
Oh I just had the best idea
"Oh, well u-uh.
Um
You see..."
Spaghetti shoots forth from all pockets of Torcs rope.
Rolling for attack
>>38549
Oh I just had the best idea
"Oh, well u-uh.
Um
You see..."
Spaghetti shoots forth from all pockets of Torcs rope.
Rolling for attack
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>>38571
well it did her fate is set simply because you couldnt keep it in your pants, think about that next time you see a nice looking horse. i dont want anymore horse death.
well it did her fate is set simply because you couldnt keep it in your pants, think about that next time you see a nice looking horse. i dont want anymore horse death.
>>38576
You have Death.
Did you know that Wraith is a Scottish term, btw? I've been reading a lot of European mythology lately.
You have Death.
Did you know that Wraith is a Scottish term, btw? I've been reading a lot of European mythology lately.
>>38586
Not cat-fished, any more than Infernius is a fag 4 being into Thez (who is the brainchild of a dude)
Not cat-fished, any more than Infernius is a fag 4 being into Thez (who is the brainchild of a dude)
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>>38594
Will any of our caster be willing to develop an Epic spell to permanently fuse Trumpaladin to Tracy's back? I looked it up: it's possible.
Will any of our caster be willing to develop an Epic spell to permanently fuse Trumpaladin to Tracy's back? I looked it up: it's possible.
>>38597
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*takes breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*takes breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>38620
Anyone who wants these Nuts only needs to ask, they're FFA....
Tks for the,... what do you call it? Loosh? "Good Vibes"? Meh, I look forward to telling him that faggots from the internet who know nothing about him want him to do his best
Anyone who wants these Nuts only needs to ask, they're FFA....
Tks for the,... what do you call it? Loosh? "Good Vibes"? Meh, I look forward to telling him that faggots from the internet who know nothing about him want him to do his best
>>38621
The current iteration's paladin sympathizes with his plight in life and his poor reception in the game...
Too well
The current iteration's paladin sympathizes with his plight in life and his poor reception in the game...
Too well
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>>38626
Your autistic revenge plot is greentext worthy
Like I don't think even you know
Your autistic revenge plot is greentext worthy
Like I don't think even you know
I really want to level up Tracy as a Blackguard so she can at least summon her servant, but Epic level Rogue is pretty tempting too. If she gets Blinding Speed as an Ebin Bonus Deat, she could be a Guardian Paramount.
Then again, If she just grinded for Great Dexterity, every week in on the holodeck, she'd probably make the prereq for the feat in less time than she could level-up that far, at this rate...
Then again, If she just grinded for Great Dexterity, every week in on the holodeck, she'd probably make the prereq for the feat in less time than she could level-up that far, at this rate...
>>38655
Does that come at lvl 20 or lvl 23?
Infernius's weakness in this field though is that he has a nonexistant Int bonus... With 24 ranks in Knowledge Religion, a caster can create spells with the capability to bestow sapient life, intelligence, and a soul unto any creature or object.
Does that come at lvl 20 or lvl 23?
Infernius's weakness in this field though is that he has a nonexistant Int bonus... With 24 ranks in Knowledge Religion, a caster can create spells with the capability to bestow sapient life, intelligence, and a soul unto any creature or object.
>>38657
This is the part where I realize that SteamPonk would have to be a collaboration between a couple Epic-level spellcasters.
This is the part where I realize that SteamPonk would have to be a collaboration between a couple Epic-level spellcasters.
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Trumpaladin does the same, except better
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>>38658
Needing extra participants would make it into a Ritual Spell... A party of sorts.
Seeds of interest would be Animate, Energy, Life, and Transform to make a true SteamPonk..
Needing extra participants would make it into a Ritual Spell... A party of sorts.
Seeds of interest would be Animate, Energy, Life, and Transform to make a true SteamPonk..
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>>38675
The gnomes could help. They likely have some advanced Bards in their society that could help with the Spellcraft for Animate... The body would be one thing; it'd be up to the party to bring her to life.
SteamPonkalypse when?
The gnomes could help. They likely have some advanced Bards in their society that could help with the Spellcraft for Animate... The body would be one thing; it'd be up to the party to bring her to life.
SteamPonkalypse when?
*goes to bed*
>>38680
>GM still hasn't read up on seeds
Probably this, but don't expect to use a 'standard' mold, and be CERTAIN it will break
>GM still hasn't read up on seeds
Probably this, but don't expect to use a 'standard' mold, and be CERTAIN it will break
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Found a pic of Trump and Tracy's child
>>38650
I'm probably going to go for at least three more levels in Blackguard, then another three in Rogue, to get a second Special Rogue Ability. I already gave her Crippling Strike, so once she becomes a lvl 4 Blackguard and has 8d6 Sneak Attack Damage I'll be able to select Lingering Damage as a feat, for a strike that surely kills on the second turn.
I'm probably going to go for at least three more levels in Blackguard, then another three in Rogue, to get a second Special Rogue Ability. I already gave her Crippling Strike, so once she becomes a lvl 4 Blackguard and has 8d6 Sneak Attack Damage I'll be able to select Lingering Damage as a feat, for a strike that surely kills on the second turn.
>>38697
So Tracy's faggot, I was thinking that if Trumpaladin were treating Tracy like she were his mount, he'd absolutely bard her. It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
A set of Mithral breastplate would provide an AC boost of +5 besides whatever enchantments were added to it, but would not reduce her speed at all and have an armor check penalty of -1. The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size, so she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes (unless it were enchanted with "wild," then it would shapeshift with her or at least "melt") and would need to be stored in her bag
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So Tracy's faggot, I was thinking that if Trumpaladin were treating Tracy like she were his mount, he'd absolutely bard her. It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
A set of Mithral breastplate would provide an AC boost of +5 besides whatever enchantments were added to it, but would not reduce her speed at all and have an armor check penalty of -1. The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size, so she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes (unless it were enchanted with "wild," then it would shapeshift with her or at least "melt") and would need to be stored in her bag
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>>38696
See, I think Hitler as a god would have the domains of Purity, Art, War, and Industry. A very strange combination, but I like it.
See, I think Hitler as a god would have the domains of Purity, Art, War, and Industry. A very strange combination, but I like it.
>>38698
Does a breastplate count as light or medium barding? Flying mounts can only fly in light barding, fyi. I'd like a chest plate too though. If not that, some chain shirt.
>she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes
Inconvenient, but she'd love the attention.
>It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
I thought of forging some mithril plates similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers. They'd only be for planned battles though.
>The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size
I've been bullshitting the size thing since before she even transformed, desu.. I wanted the Shapeshifter's armor to make it feel less bullshit.
I don't even know if she's medium or small anymore, desu; her being a semi-anthro pony that alternates between walking on two and four legs. I put those ranks into control shape so that she could have a hybrid form, but she's been ranging from a small pony, to a heavy warhorse, to a Cauchemar as big as a cottage.
Does a breastplate count as light or medium barding? Flying mounts can only fly in light barding, fyi. I'd like a chest plate too though. If not that, some chain shirt.
>she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes
Inconvenient, but she'd love the attention.
>It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
I thought of forging some mithril plates similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers. They'd only be for planned battles though.
>The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size
I've been bullshitting the size thing since before she even transformed, desu.. I wanted the Shapeshifter's armor to make it feel less bullshit.
I don't even know if she's medium or small anymore, desu; her being a semi-anthro pony that alternates between walking on two and four legs. I put those ranks into control shape so that she could have a hybrid form, but she's been ranging from a small pony, to a heavy warhorse, to a Cauchemar as big as a cottage.
>>38700
A mythril breastplate is one weight category lighter than a conventional breastplate
>size
Yeah, I need to pay more attention to that
A mythril breastplate is one weight category lighter than a conventional breastplate
>size
Yeah, I need to pay more attention to that
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>>38698
>"Wild"
Wild armor only applies to transformations via Wild Shape ability, not just any alternate form ability.
>"Wild"
Wild armor only applies to transformations via Wild Shape ability, not just any alternate form ability.
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>>38700
Breast plate is in the medium armor category, but when you make it out of mithril, it's light armor. So she could wear it and still fly and go her unarmored speed, but her AC would go from 26 to 31+enchantments.
I've been pouring over the D&D rules for armor and magical beasts recently looking to buff and advance my Fae character. But from a story perspective, there's not a really a logical reason not to do the same to Cauchemar Tracy, and the real reason is that she's not my character, but if she were, I'd do things like Mithral breastplate armor, which I am putting on Fae when I get the chance.
>similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers
That's exactly what I was thinking. They are so damned sexy that they really ought to be imitated if for no other reason than aesthetic purposes. GM said we can treat each piece of the armor separately for enchantment purposes, and under my estimation, a horse can support a Chanfron (helmet), criniere (neck plate), and Peytral (chest plate). The alicorns of mlp never use Peytrals (but have those sexy as fuck Chanfrons and in some fan pieces, crinieres), but it seems logical to me.
>She'd like the attention
I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
>Only before major battles
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Or really any time the characters have five minutes
>>38700
>>38702
>size
I estimate Tracy to be an 80 pound 7-hand Falabella-sized pony in rogue form, a 1900 pound 16-hand Percheron in mount form, and a 900 pound ~14-15 hand Arabian riding horse or 600 pound 13 hand Shetland in any intermediate form.
I don't see much reason to read too much into the size classes. The only strict requirement I see is that a huge creature is at least twice the size of a large one, and a large creature is at least twice the size of a medium one. Other than that, I think we can be reasonable in our interpretations of the creatures.
>>38703
This
>>38707
In pony form, yes. I still like the Nightmare moon look on a Cauchemar
Breast plate is in the medium armor category, but when you make it out of mithril, it's light armor. So she could wear it and still fly and go her unarmored speed, but her AC would go from 26 to 31+enchantments.
I've been pouring over the D&D rules for armor and magical beasts recently looking to buff and advance my Fae character. But from a story perspective, there's not a really a logical reason not to do the same to Cauchemar Tracy, and the real reason is that she's not my character, but if she were, I'd do things like Mithral breastplate armor, which I am putting on Fae when I get the chance.
>similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers
That's exactly what I was thinking. They are so damned sexy that they really ought to be imitated if for no other reason than aesthetic purposes. GM said we can treat each piece of the armor separately for enchantment purposes, and under my estimation, a horse can support a Chanfron (helmet), criniere (neck plate), and Peytral (chest plate). The alicorns of mlp never use Peytrals (but have those sexy as fuck Chanfrons and in some fan pieces, crinieres), but it seems logical to me.
>She'd like the attention
I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
>Only before major battles
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Or really any time the characters have five minutes
>>38700
>>38702
>size
I estimate Tracy to be an 80 pound 7-hand Falabella-sized pony in rogue form, a 1900 pound 16-hand Percheron in mount form, and a 900 pound ~14-15 hand Arabian riding horse or 600 pound 13 hand Shetland in any intermediate form.
I don't see much reason to read too much into the size classes. The only strict requirement I see is that a huge creature is at least twice the size of a large one, and a large creature is at least twice the size of a medium one. Other than that, I think we can be reasonable in our interpretations of the creatures.
>>38703
This
>>38707
In pony form, yes. I still like the Nightmare moon look on a Cauchemar
>>38708
I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane), her.
Also, Nicholas Cage's face turns into an angry skull, and he's surrounded by flames and chains instead of rainbows and sparkles.
>>38708
>I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives. It was pretty important to the ancient Greeks (inventors of the gay bathhouse) and you can see several stanzas in poems dedicated to it, and in Japan as well (like that scene in The Last Samurai).
I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane), her.
Also, Nicholas Cage's face turns into an angry skull, and he's surrounded by flames and chains instead of rainbows and sparkles.
>>38708
>I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives. It was pretty important to the ancient Greeks (inventors of the gay bathhouse) and you can see several stanzas in poems dedicated to it, and in Japan as well (like that scene in The Last Samurai).
Can I get a better scope of the conditions required for a Sneak Attack, both melee and range? Can you declare an Attack a Sneak Attack if it's done from a point of total concealment?
>>38710
Sneak attacks can be done from concealment, or from a flanking position. Basically its an attack that can't be perceived in advance of (why Korak could do it with the pistol-cape combo, cuz his opponent couldn't see he was preparing to attack)
Sneak attacks can be done from concealment, or from a flanking position. Basically its an attack that can't be perceived in advance of (why Korak could do it with the pistol-cape combo, cuz his opponent couldn't see he was preparing to attack)
>>38710
Catch your enemy under a circumstance where they are denied a dexterity bonus to AC (regardless of whether they actually have one). This includes catching them flatfooted (unprepared for combat), flanking them, and when they are grappling someone besides the person doing the sneak attack
>>38709
>I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane).
That's - That's pretty awesome
>>38709
>In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives
That's a nice tidbit. It would be neat if the Tracy character interpreted it that way. I was thinking of something more mundane, like Knights armoring their horses because it would be inconvenient beyond measure for their horse to be killed by arrows in the middle of a charge against enemy heavy infantry or light cavalry.
It's a reflection of the kind of soldiers military-order knights - and by extension Paladins - are supposed to be. A lot of European knights rode heavy draft horses, which is the origin of breeds like the Percheron. A heavy draft horse is really inferior in a lot ways to a riding horse of half the size like an Arabian because of maneuverability, presenting a bigger target and so forth. The reason they rode such large horses of course, is because the knights wore ~100 pounds of armor. And once you have giant horses and heavy infantry on horseback, you may as well armor your horse and embrace your combat role as heavy cavalry.
Regardless, when you charge the Saracen ranks, your horse should not be naked but dressed tastefully. And you sure as shit don't want to charge English longbowmen without barding
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Catch your enemy under a circumstance where they are denied a dexterity bonus to AC (regardless of whether they actually have one). This includes catching them flatfooted (unprepared for combat), flanking them, and when they are grappling someone besides the person doing the sneak attack
>>38709
>I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane).
That's - That's pretty awesome
>>38709
>In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives
That's a nice tidbit. It would be neat if the Tracy character interpreted it that way. I was thinking of something more mundane, like Knights armoring their horses because it would be inconvenient beyond measure for their horse to be killed by arrows in the middle of a charge against enemy heavy infantry or light cavalry.
It's a reflection of the kind of soldiers military-order knights - and by extension Paladins - are supposed to be. A lot of European knights rode heavy draft horses, which is the origin of breeds like the Percheron. A heavy draft horse is really inferior in a lot ways to a riding horse of half the size like an Arabian because of maneuverability, presenting a bigger target and so forth. The reason they rode such large horses of course, is because the knights wore ~100 pounds of armor. And once you have giant horses and heavy infantry on horseback, you may as well armor your horse and embrace your combat role as heavy cavalry.
Regardless, when you charge the Saracen ranks, your horse should not be naked but dressed tastefully. And you sure as shit don't want to charge English longbowmen without barding
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Also any attack situation where the opponent is denied their dexterity or dodge bonuses
>>38713
GM, how the actual fuck did Korak have a 48 AC??? When we killed him, he only had 8AC Mithral Chain Mail, 3AC Bracers, 4AC force-shield ring, and the Armor limits the wearer to a +8 Dexterity bonus. He didn't have an amulet of natural armor, he was a rogue, not a monk, so no natural armor bonus, Dwarfs are medium creatures, so no small size bonus, he didn't have a defender sword, so unless he had some way of getting six gorrilion insight AC, I don't see how he had any more than ~33 AC
GM, how the actual fuck did Korak have a 48 AC??? When we killed him, he only had 8AC Mithral Chain Mail, 3AC Bracers, 4AC force-shield ring, and the Armor limits the wearer to a +8 Dexterity bonus. He didn't have an amulet of natural armor, he was a rogue, not a monk, so no natural armor bonus, Dwarfs are medium creatures, so no small size bonus, he didn't have a defender sword, so unless he had some way of getting six gorrilion insight AC, I don't see how he had any more than ~33 AC
>>38711
I have to say, Korak's faggot was clever in that regard.
Could Tracy recreate that strategy with her Smoke shrouding of her Alternate form too? She has Partial Concealment against enemies 5 ft away, and Total Concealment against enemies 10 ft away. She can also snort a 15 foot cone ahead of her once per round as a free action.
>>38713
Good to know.
>>38714
That's exactly what I was going for.
>>38715
Feats, probably. He's a high-level Rogue/Duelist: he's fucking hard to hit.
I have to say, Korak's faggot was clever in that regard.
Could Tracy recreate that strategy with her Smoke shrouding of her Alternate form too? She has Partial Concealment against enemies 5 ft away, and Total Concealment against enemies 10 ft away. She can also snort a 15 foot cone ahead of her once per round as a free action.
>>38713
Good to know.
>>38714
That's exactly what I was going for.
>>38715
Feats, probably. He's a high-level Rogue/Duelist: he's fucking hard to hit.
>>38715
He's also a duelist, who get:
When not wearing armor (or when the armor counts as clothing) +1 of their intelligence bonues (if any) per duelist class level.
Lvl7+ Elaborate parry grants +1 dodge bonus for every Duelist level
Also, he had the feat Combat Mastery (I think, the one that allows up to -5 to attack but +5 to defense.
He's also a duelist, who get:
When not wearing armor (or when the armor counts as clothing) +1 of their intelligence bonues (if any) per duelist class level.
Lvl7+ Elaborate parry grants +1 dodge bonus for every Duelist level
Also, he had the feat Combat Mastery (I think, the one that allows up to -5 to attack but +5 to defense.
>>38720
It would take 2 rounds to complete the task, and it wouldn't work in every scenario, but I see it being possible some of the time
It would take 2 rounds to complete the task, and it wouldn't work in every scenario, but I see it being possible some of the time
>>38723
Yeah, I may go back on that. I'll think about it
going for real this time
Yeah, I may go back on that. I'll think about it
going for real this time
>inb4 I'm next
>>37378 →
I don't have anything against you or torcuil's faggot, and my only issue with Tracy's faggot is his "nightmare" cheat.
I just want to be left alone by you
I don't have anything against you or torcuil's faggot, and my only issue with Tracy's faggot is his "nightmare" cheat.
I just want to be left alone by you
>>38740
The only reason I ever ban you is because I don't like being ganged up on against. I don't hate Tracy's faggot at all, I just hate that nightmare cheat to no end, and he tends to sperg out any time a post is deleted
The only reason I ever ban you is because I don't like being ganged up on against. I don't hate Tracy's faggot at all, I just hate that nightmare cheat to no end, and he tends to sperg out any time a post is deleted
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>>38740
>hate tracys faggot so much?
Eh, he has enough reason for that..
The chronic butthurt about the Alternate Form ability is just uncalled for though. These pointless bans and deletions are getting tiresome too.
>hate tracys faggot so much?
Eh, he has enough reason for that..
The chronic butthurt about the Alternate Form ability is just uncalled for though. These pointless bans and deletions are getting tiresome too.
>>38741
its kind of annoying when im reading through the threads a few weeks later and large potions of the post have been deleted. so i think tracys faggot is in the right to sperg out.
its kind of annoying when im reading through the threads a few weeks later and large potions of the post have been deleted. so i think tracys faggot is in the right to sperg out.
>>38743
This is all meta at best, and usually off topic, with three quarters or more of the deleted posts being sperg posts
This is all meta at best, and usually off topic, with three quarters or more of the deleted posts being sperg posts
>>38742
>Alternate form ability
It's more than ONE ability. You claim a large number of super powers from it and are still milking it for superpowers
>Alternate form ability
It's more than ONE ability. You claim a large number of super powers from it and are still milking it for superpowers
>>38752
come on man ive done nothing wrong when yo do that though it does not make sense to do that. how would you like it if a mod abused you that way?
come on man ive done nothing wrong when yo do that though it does not make sense to do that. how would you like it if a mod abused you that way?
>>38754
and then it All feeds back into a loop of anger you need to learn to let stuff go dude its not healthy, i only say this because i care about youno homo.
and then it All feeds back into a loop of anger you need to learn to let stuff go dude its not healthy, i only say this because i care about youno homo.
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>>38756
Because what they post also bothers me. It's the sort of thing I could easily ignore under normal circumstances but not when combined with your bullshit.
Also, fuck you too
Because what they post also bothers me. It's the sort of thing I could easily ignore under normal circumstances but not when combined with your bullshit.
Also, fuck you too
>ITT full blown autism between a mod and player
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Hey, I found a pic of Torc's air force.
I'm just ticked at the bans, I could probaly handle the deletes but the bans just make me fucking mad.
I'm just ticked at the bans, I could probaly handle the deletes but the bans just make me fucking mad.
>>38759
For the first few months I was very god at holding it back. I think the things that pissed me off the most in the entire history of the rp was when Tracy's faggot used the ethereal bullshit to escape a grapple in game to get to the unicorn first and then (the next day) when he used the ethereal bullshit to try to loot hoard. In fact, I had never banned any one in the rp until the day after that, when he tried to use the alternate form bullshit to try to attack my character at 1AM when I had class the next morning at 8AM. After that, my will slowly broke down
For the first few months I was very god at holding it back. I think the things that pissed me off the most in the entire history of the rp was when Tracy's faggot used the ethereal bullshit to escape a grapple in game to get to the unicorn first and then (the next day) when he used the ethereal bullshit to try to loot hoard. In fact, I had never banned any one in the rp until the day after that, when he tried to use the alternate form bullshit to try to attack my character at 1AM when I had class the next morning at 8AM. After that, my will slowly broke down
>>38765
You always end up turning against me
I don't like being insulted or ganged up against. I hate the "this" posts
You always end up turning against me
I don't like being insulted or ganged up against. I hate the "this" posts
>>38766
i "turn against you" because bringing up the stuff that you don't want to think about is psyche 101.
i "turn against you" because bringing up the stuff that you don't want to think about is psyche 101.
>>38771
thats only because i thought it was a good point and made sense, that does not mean im mocking you and i think the only way you can work something out is talking out your problems with tracys faggot. because banning and deleteing posts do not help the problem.
thats only because i thought it was a good point and made sense, that does not mean im mocking you and i think the only way you can work something out is talking out your problems with tracys faggot. because banning and deleteing posts do not help the problem.
If you land a Smite Evil melee attack on a creature that doesn't take damage from the attack due to Damage Reduction, does the creature still take the smiting damage, even if it's not harmed by the melee itself?
>>38772
It's not the same had it at all. The alternate form makes as much sense as my character turning into a fucking mature Gold dragon, or being a half-celestial
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It's not the same had it at all. The alternate form makes as much sense as my character turning into a fucking mature Gold dragon, or being a half-celestial
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>>38774
why dont you try to get something equivalent to tracys power? turning into a gold dragon does sound pretty cool.
why dont you try to get something equivalent to tracys power? turning into a gold dragon does sound pretty cool.
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>>38774
The original idea was for her to just turn into a Nightmare entirely, but I asked for the "Going Ghost" option so she wouldn't be permanently disfigured and she could still go back to being cute.
The original idea was for her to just turn into a Nightmare entirely, but I asked for the "Going Ghost" option so she wouldn't be permanently disfigured and she could still go back to being cute.
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