Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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What's going on in this dream?
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Why do NPC nightmares normally have such high Knowledge ranks? What does a field monster do with 21 ranks in Knowledge Arcana? Not that many creatures even have Knowledge as a skill. It's weird.
>>38136
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
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In fact, I can see both gods being quasi-sympathetic cuz reasons
Where is Oerth? Is that the same as this material plane?
>>38147
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
>>38149
Worthy opponents
GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
Worthy opponents
GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
>>38149
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.
>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.
>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
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>>38152
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
>>38152
>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
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Can skill points be gained in the holodeck?
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>it's all meta
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
>>38175
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
>>38172
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
>>38171
My parent's wifi is messing up. I'd definitely prefer to stay on my parent's wifi, because I have dozens of Warhammer 40k memes saved on my laptop that just became topical
My parent's wifi is messing up. I'd definitely prefer to stay on my parent's wifi, because I have dozens of Warhammer 40k memes saved on my laptop that just became topical
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>>38185
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
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>>38185
GM, as a completely hypothetical question that will probably never leave meta, what gods would match a Blackguard Trumpaladin?
GM, as a completely hypothetical question that will probably never leave meta, what gods would match a Blackguard Trumpaladin?
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>>38190
Transform can permanently alter race or species.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Transform_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
Transform can permanently alter race or species.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Transform_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
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>>38193
Liches really can't compare. Worms are Eldritch tier.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Worm_That_Walks
Liches really can't compare. Worms are Eldritch tier.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Worm_That_Walks
>>38198
I was using the idea of a ritual,... contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,....
I was using the idea of a ritual,... contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,....
Some of these Rituals are insane.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike
>summon 10 adult red dragons
>10!
>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike
>summon 10 adult red dragons
>10!
>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
>>38200
>shrugs
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.
>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
>shrugs
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.
>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
>>38202
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.
>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.
>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.
>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.
>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
>Inb4 Ayran Infernius plays out Flowers for Algernon in his human form
>>38215
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
>>38223
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
Also there is a bunch of introspection about how when one behaves in a particular manner others grow accustomed to it, though their manner of accustom doesn't necessarily fit the individual's, and how deviating from those customs cause strive and an upending of previously established norms,....
>>38228
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.
>>38232
>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan
>10 Int
>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.
>>38232
>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan
>10 Int
>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
>>38237
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
>>38240
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
>>38252
Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
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>>38257
>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength
>wants to give up racial bonus to strength
>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength
>wants to give up racial bonus to strength
>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
>>38256
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well... I'll bitch next time
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well... I'll bitch next time
>>38192
But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ft
Oh come on.
But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ft
Oh come on.
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>>38261
>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
>>38262
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
>>38268
>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
>>38274
*sighs*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
*gives stick*
*sighs*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
*gives stick*
>>38278
*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
Thez, hand bound behind her, still stands triumphantly in Raven cosplay.
"You were saying?"
"You were saying?"
>>38281
*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity
*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity
*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
Srsly tho, I'm out for the night. Sexin and such to habben in turn; its the bathhouse after all
>>38285
>undead
Uhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
>>38285
>undead
Uhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
>>38288
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
>>38289
>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
>>38290
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
>>38287
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
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*grins smugly at Fae*
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>>38310
top kek
Is loving his horsey
*points to RBG*
"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*loves horsey
>>38311
*presses inside her hard*
top kek
Is loving his horsey
*points to RBG*
"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*loves horsey
>>38311
*presses inside her hard*
>>38317
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*
"I've got you Tracy!"
*bounces right back into her*
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*
"I've got you Tracy!"
*bounces right back into her*
>>38318
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
>>38320
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
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>>38339
Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines
So... Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines
So... Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
>>38346
>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officials
If this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.
Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officials
If this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.
Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
>>38347
NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
>>38349
It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
>>38350
Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
>>38354
You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
>>38354
If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore... I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore... I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
>>38357
Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
>>38360
My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
>>38361
Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
>>38369
What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
>>38370
And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
>>38371
Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
stow the corpses*
>>38372
Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
>>38374
It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
>>38378
No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
>>38382
Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
>>38385
The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
>>38395
Pixies?
Gnomes?
Troglodytes?
Ogres?
Ogre mages?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
Pixies?
Gnomes?
Troglodytes?
Ogres?
Ogre mages?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
>>38395
>Halflings?
>Centaurs?
>Satyrs?
happas.
>Giants of different varieties
pagan european-tier the could be civilized
>Monstrous Humanoids
shitskins
>Halflings?
>Centaurs?
>Satyrs?
happas.
>Giants of different varieties
pagan european-tier the could be civilized
>Monstrous Humanoids
shitskins
>>38402
>What about other reptilians
reptilians seem okay.
>Like lizardfolk?
yea.
>Let's review each race as we meet them
sounds like a good plan
>What about other reptilians
reptilians seem okay.
>Like lizardfolk?
yea.
>Let's review each race as we meet them
sounds like a good plan
Alright. So when referring to "cleaning up zombies", are we talking about the corpses in Durpistan, the zombies and undead outside port Barry? Both? Also, why would you need to shelter zombies?
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
>>38390
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
>>38402
>Judge them each by the content of their character
Dear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
>Judge them each by the content of their character
Dear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
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>>38410
"There's a poner of,..."
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
"There's a poner of,..."
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
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>>38418
Can I just keep their skulls then? I want to make a custom throne out of that cloud giant's skull if he's not going to need it anymore. The rest of the skulls will make for a nice heap.
Can I just keep their skulls then? I want to make a custom throne out of that cloud giant's skull if he's not going to need it anymore. The rest of the skulls will make for a nice heap.
>>38424
its actually pretty cool desu.
its actually pretty cool desu.
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What's the most aesthetic, realistic skull goblet design you can have?
>>38424
There can never be enough edge.
There can never be enough edge.
>>38429
Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
Boom Skullgoblet Tankard
Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
Boom Skull
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>>38435
In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
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>>38435
The jibbernigger skulls could probably make for good molds for gold jewlery. I'll have Tracy tell Lenos about it whenever he finally gets back. Mr. Skeletals could be the next big thing.
The jibbernigger skulls could probably make for good molds for gold jewlery. I'll have Tracy tell Lenos about it whenever he finally gets back. Mr. Skeletals could be the next big thing.
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>Illegals break our wall
>We make them pay for it
>We make them pay for it
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I fucking love skull aesthetics
>Pimp Lich
>Pimp Lich
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>lighter for Lenos
>>38438
That's what I was intending. The rest of the skulls are to put beneath it.
Now, for a place to put it...
That's what I was intending. The rest of the skulls are to put beneath it.
Now, for a place to put it...
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>>38469
You should consider them yours too
You should consider them yours too
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Why do I like this meme so much?
>>38485
They literally don't have any memes except for Alunya. Just photo-shopped /pol/ memes.
It's a memetic example of how communism destroys market/product diversity.
They literally don't have any memes except for Alunya. Just photo-shopped /pol/ memes.
It's a memetic example of how communism destroys market/product diversity.
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>>38545
"Young sir, lovely though you may be,... that aside,... I am not certain that now is the time for such,... informalities. Tempting though it may be to rape ur(his) haggis,.... consider this a wash. unless this is all a wash Xp
"Young sir, lovely though you may be,... that aside,... I am not certain that now is the time for such,... informalities. Tempting though it may be to rape ur(his) haggis,.... consider this a wash. unless this is all a wash Xp
[1d20 = 5]
>>38549
Oh I just had the best idea
"Oh, well u-uh.
Um
You see..."
Spaghetti shoots forth from all pockets of Torcs rope.
Rolling for attack
>>38549
Oh I just had the best idea
"Oh, well u-uh.
Um
You see..."
Spaghetti shoots forth from all pockets of Torcs rope.
Rolling for attack
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>>38571
well it did her fate is set simply because you couldnt keep it in your pants, think about that next time you see a nice looking horse. i dont want anymore horse death.
well it did her fate is set simply because you couldnt keep it in your pants, think about that next time you see a nice looking horse. i dont want anymore horse death.
>>38576
You have Death.
Did you know that Wraith is a Scottish term, btw? I've been reading a lot of European mythology lately.
You have Death.
Did you know that Wraith is a Scottish term, btw? I've been reading a lot of European mythology lately.
>>38586
Not cat-fished, any more than Infernius is a fag 4 being into Thez (who is the brainchild of a dude)
Not cat-fished, any more than Infernius is a fag 4 being into Thez (who is the brainchild of a dude)
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>>38594
Will any of our caster be willing to develop an Epic spell to permanently fuse Trumpaladin to Tracy's back? I looked it up: it's possible.
Will any of our caster be willing to develop an Epic spell to permanently fuse Trumpaladin to Tracy's back? I looked it up: it's possible.
>>38597
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*takes breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*takes breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>38620
Anyone who wants these Nuts only needs to ask, they're FFA....
Tks for the,... what do you call it? Loosh? "Good Vibes"? Meh, I look forward to telling him that faggots from the internet who know nothing about him want him to do his best
Anyone who wants these Nuts only needs to ask, they're FFA....
Tks for the,... what do you call it? Loosh? "Good Vibes"? Meh, I look forward to telling him that faggots from the internet who know nothing about him want him to do his best
>>38621
The current iteration's paladin sympathizes with his plight in life and his poor reception in the game...
Too well
The current iteration's paladin sympathizes with his plight in life and his poor reception in the game...
Too well
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>>38626
Your autistic revenge plot is greentext worthy
Like I don't think even you know
Your autistic revenge plot is greentext worthy
Like I don't think even you know
I really want to level up Tracy as a Blackguard so she can at least summon her servant, but Epic level Rogue is pretty tempting too. If she gets Blinding Speed as an Ebin Bonus Deat, she could be a Guardian Paramount.
Then again, If she just grinded for Great Dexterity, every week in on the holodeck, she'd probably make the prereq for the feat in less time than she could level-up that far, at this rate...
Then again, If she just grinded for Great Dexterity, every week in on the holodeck, she'd probably make the prereq for the feat in less time than she could level-up that far, at this rate...
>>38655
Does that come at lvl 20 or lvl 23?
Infernius's weakness in this field though is that he has a nonexistant Int bonus... With 24 ranks in Knowledge Religion, a caster can create spells with the capability to bestow sapient life, intelligence, and a soul unto any creature or object.
Does that come at lvl 20 or lvl 23?
Infernius's weakness in this field though is that he has a nonexistant Int bonus... With 24 ranks in Knowledge Religion, a caster can create spells with the capability to bestow sapient life, intelligence, and a soul unto any creature or object.
>>38657
This is the part where I realize that SteamPonk would have to be a collaboration between a couple Epic-level spellcasters.
This is the part where I realize that SteamPonk would have to be a collaboration between a couple Epic-level spellcasters.
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Trumpaladin does the same, except better
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>>38658
Needing extra participants would make it into a Ritual Spell... A party of sorts.
Seeds of interest would be Animate, Energy, Life, and Transform to make a true SteamPonk..
Needing extra participants would make it into a Ritual Spell... A party of sorts.
Seeds of interest would be Animate, Energy, Life, and Transform to make a true SteamPonk..
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>>38675
The gnomes could help. They likely have some advanced Bards in their society that could help with the Spellcraft for Animate... The body would be one thing; it'd be up to the party to bring her to life.
SteamPonkalypse when?
The gnomes could help. They likely have some advanced Bards in their society that could help with the Spellcraft for Animate... The body would be one thing; it'd be up to the party to bring her to life.
SteamPonkalypse when?
*goes to bed*
>>38680
>GM still hasn't read up on seeds
Probably this, but don't expect to use a 'standard' mold, and be CERTAIN it will break
>GM still hasn't read up on seeds
Probably this, but don't expect to use a 'standard' mold, and be CERTAIN it will break
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Found a pic of Trump and Tracy's child
>>38650
I'm probably going to go for at least three more levels in Blackguard, then another three in Rogue, to get a second Special Rogue Ability. I already gave her Crippling Strike, so once she becomes a lvl 4 Blackguard and has 8d6 Sneak Attack Damage I'll be able to select Lingering Damage as a feat, for a strike that surely kills on the second turn.
I'm probably going to go for at least three more levels in Blackguard, then another three in Rogue, to get a second Special Rogue Ability. I already gave her Crippling Strike, so once she becomes a lvl 4 Blackguard and has 8d6 Sneak Attack Damage I'll be able to select Lingering Damage as a feat, for a strike that surely kills on the second turn.
>>38697
So Tracy's faggot, I was thinking that if Trumpaladin were treating Tracy like she were his mount, he'd absolutely bard her. It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
A set of Mithral breastplate would provide an AC boost of +5 besides whatever enchantments were added to it, but would not reduce her speed at all and have an armor check penalty of -1. The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size, so she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes (unless it were enchanted with "wild," then it would shapeshift with her or at least "melt") and would need to be stored in her bag
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So Tracy's faggot, I was thinking that if Trumpaladin were treating Tracy like she were his mount, he'd absolutely bard her. It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
A set of Mithral breastplate would provide an AC boost of +5 besides whatever enchantments were added to it, but would not reduce her speed at all and have an armor check penalty of -1. The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size, so she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes (unless it were enchanted with "wild," then it would shapeshift with her or at least "melt") and would need to be stored in her bag
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>>38696
See, I think Hitler as a god would have the domains of Purity, Art, War, and Industry. A very strange combination, but I like it.
See, I think Hitler as a god would have the domains of Purity, Art, War, and Industry. A very strange combination, but I like it.
>>38698
Does a breastplate count as light or medium barding? Flying mounts can only fly in light barding, fyi. I'd like a chest plate too though. If not that, some chain shirt.
>she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes
Inconvenient, but she'd love the attention.
>It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
I thought of forging some mithril plates similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers. They'd only be for planned battles though.
>The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size
I've been bullshitting the size thing since before she even transformed, desu.. I wanted the Shapeshifter's armor to make it feel less bullshit.
I don't even know if she's medium or small anymore, desu; her being a semi-anthro pony that alternates between walking on two and four legs. I put those ranks into control shape so that she could have a hybrid form, but she's been ranging from a small pony, to a heavy warhorse, to a Cauchemar as big as a cottage.
Does a breastplate count as light or medium barding? Flying mounts can only fly in light barding, fyi. I'd like a chest plate too though. If not that, some chain shirt.
>she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes
Inconvenient, but she'd love the attention.
>It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
I thought of forging some mithril plates similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers. They'd only be for planned battles though.
>The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size
I've been bullshitting the size thing since before she even transformed, desu.. I wanted the Shapeshifter's armor to make it feel less bullshit.
I don't even know if she's medium or small anymore, desu; her being a semi-anthro pony that alternates between walking on two and four legs. I put those ranks into control shape so that she could have a hybrid form, but she's been ranging from a small pony, to a heavy warhorse, to a Cauchemar as big as a cottage.
>>38700
A mythril breastplate is one weight category lighter than a conventional breastplate
>size
Yeah, I need to pay more attention to that
A mythril breastplate is one weight category lighter than a conventional breastplate
>size
Yeah, I need to pay more attention to that
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>>38698
>"Wild"
Wild armor only applies to transformations via Wild Shape ability, not just any alternate form ability.
>"Wild"
Wild armor only applies to transformations via Wild Shape ability, not just any alternate form ability.
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>>38700
Breast plate is in the medium armor category, but when you make it out of mithril, it's light armor. So she could wear it and still fly and go her unarmored speed, but her AC would go from 26 to 31+enchantments.
I've been pouring over the D&D rules for armor and magical beasts recently looking to buff and advance my Fae character. But from a story perspective, there's not a really a logical reason not to do the same to Cauchemar Tracy, and the real reason is that she's not my character, but if she were, I'd do things like Mithral breastplate armor, which I am putting on Fae when I get the chance.
>similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers
That's exactly what I was thinking. They are so damned sexy that they really ought to be imitated if for no other reason than aesthetic purposes. GM said we can treat each piece of the armor separately for enchantment purposes, and under my estimation, a horse can support a Chanfron (helmet), criniere (neck plate), and Peytral (chest plate). The alicorns of mlp never use Peytrals (but have those sexy as fuck Chanfrons and in some fan pieces, crinieres), but it seems logical to me.
>She'd like the attention
I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
>Only before major battles
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Or really any time the characters have five minutes
>>38700
>>38702
>size
I estimate Tracy to be an 80 pound 7-hand Falabella-sized pony in rogue form, a 1900 pound 16-hand Percheron in mount form, and a 900 pound ~14-15 hand Arabian riding horse or 600 pound 13 hand Shetland in any intermediate form.
I don't see much reason to read too much into the size classes. The only strict requirement I see is that a huge creature is at least twice the size of a large one, and a large creature is at least twice the size of a medium one. Other than that, I think we can be reasonable in our interpretations of the creatures.
>>38703
This
>>38707
In pony form, yes. I still like the Nightmare moon look on a Cauchemar
Breast plate is in the medium armor category, but when you make it out of mithril, it's light armor. So she could wear it and still fly and go her unarmored speed, but her AC would go from 26 to 31+enchantments.
I've been pouring over the D&D rules for armor and magical beasts recently looking to buff and advance my Fae character. But from a story perspective, there's not a really a logical reason not to do the same to Cauchemar Tracy, and the real reason is that she's not my character, but if she were, I'd do things like Mithral breastplate armor, which I am putting on Fae when I get the chance.
>similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers
That's exactly what I was thinking. They are so damned sexy that they really ought to be imitated if for no other reason than aesthetic purposes. GM said we can treat each piece of the armor separately for enchantment purposes, and under my estimation, a horse can support a Chanfron (helmet), criniere (neck plate), and Peytral (chest plate). The alicorns of mlp never use Peytrals (but have those sexy as fuck Chanfrons and in some fan pieces, crinieres), but it seems logical to me.
>She'd like the attention
I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
>Only before major battles
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Or really any time the characters have five minutes
>>38700
>>38702
>size
I estimate Tracy to be an 80 pound 7-hand Falabella-sized pony in rogue form, a 1900 pound 16-hand Percheron in mount form, and a 900 pound ~14-15 hand Arabian riding horse or 600 pound 13 hand Shetland in any intermediate form.
I don't see much reason to read too much into the size classes. The only strict requirement I see is that a huge creature is at least twice the size of a large one, and a large creature is at least twice the size of a medium one. Other than that, I think we can be reasonable in our interpretations of the creatures.
>>38703
This
>>38707
In pony form, yes. I still like the Nightmare moon look on a Cauchemar
>>38708
I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane), her.
Also, Nicholas Cage's face turns into an angry skull, and he's surrounded by flames and chains instead of rainbows and sparkles.
>>38708
>I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives. It was pretty important to the ancient Greeks (inventors of the gay bathhouse) and you can see several stanzas in poems dedicated to it, and in Japan as well (like that scene in The Last Samurai).
I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane), her.
Also, Nicholas Cage's face turns into an angry skull, and he's surrounded by flames and chains instead of rainbows and sparkles.
>>38708
>I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives. It was pretty important to the ancient Greeks (inventors of the gay bathhouse) and you can see several stanzas in poems dedicated to it, and in Japan as well (like that scene in The Last Samurai).
Can I get a better scope of the conditions required for a Sneak Attack, both melee and range? Can you declare an Attack a Sneak Attack if it's done from a point of total concealment?
>>38710
Sneak attacks can be done from concealment, or from a flanking position. Basically its an attack that can't be perceived in advance of (why Korak could do it with the pistol-cape combo, cuz his opponent couldn't see he was preparing to attack)
Sneak attacks can be done from concealment, or from a flanking position. Basically its an attack that can't be perceived in advance of (why Korak could do it with the pistol-cape combo, cuz his opponent couldn't see he was preparing to attack)
>>38710
Catch your enemy under a circumstance where they are denied a dexterity bonus to AC (regardless of whether they actually have one). This includes catching them flatfooted (unprepared for combat), flanking them, and when they are grappling someone besides the person doing the sneak attack
>>38709
>I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane).
That's - That's pretty awesome
>>38709
>In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives
That's a nice tidbit. It would be neat if the Tracy character interpreted it that way. I was thinking of something more mundane, like Knights armoring their horses because it would be inconvenient beyond measure for their horse to be killed by arrows in the middle of a charge against enemy heavy infantry or light cavalry.
It's a reflection of the kind of soldiers military-order knights - and by extension Paladins - are supposed to be. A lot of European knights rode heavy draft horses, which is the origin of breeds like the Percheron. A heavy draft horse is really inferior in a lot ways to a riding horse of half the size like an Arabian because of maneuverability, presenting a bigger target and so forth. The reason they rode such large horses of course, is because the knights wore ~100 pounds of armor. And once you have giant horses and heavy infantry on horseback, you may as well armor your horse and embrace your combat role as heavy cavalry.
Regardless, when you charge the Saracen ranks, your horse should not be naked but dressed tastefully. And you sure as shit don't want to charge English longbowmen without barding
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Catch your enemy under a circumstance where they are denied a dexterity bonus to AC (regardless of whether they actually have one). This includes catching them flatfooted (unprepared for combat), flanking them, and when they are grappling someone besides the person doing the sneak attack
>>38709
>I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane).
That's - That's pretty awesome
>>38709
>In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives
That's a nice tidbit. It would be neat if the Tracy character interpreted it that way. I was thinking of something more mundane, like Knights armoring their horses because it would be inconvenient beyond measure for their horse to be killed by arrows in the middle of a charge against enemy heavy infantry or light cavalry.
It's a reflection of the kind of soldiers military-order knights - and by extension Paladins - are supposed to be. A lot of European knights rode heavy draft horses, which is the origin of breeds like the Percheron. A heavy draft horse is really inferior in a lot ways to a riding horse of half the size like an Arabian because of maneuverability, presenting a bigger target and so forth. The reason they rode such large horses of course, is because the knights wore ~100 pounds of armor. And once you have giant horses and heavy infantry on horseback, you may as well armor your horse and embrace your combat role as heavy cavalry.
Regardless, when you charge the Saracen ranks, your horse should not be naked but dressed tastefully. And you sure as shit don't want to charge English longbowmen without barding
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Also any attack situation where the opponent is denied their dexterity or dodge bonuses
>>38713
GM, how the actual fuck did Korak have a 48 AC??? When we killed him, he only had 8AC Mithral Chain Mail, 3AC Bracers, 4AC force-shield ring, and the Armor limits the wearer to a +8 Dexterity bonus. He didn't have an amulet of natural armor, he was a rogue, not a monk, so no natural armor bonus, Dwarfs are medium creatures, so no small size bonus, he didn't have a defender sword, so unless he had some way of getting six gorrilion insight AC, I don't see how he had any more than ~33 AC
GM, how the actual fuck did Korak have a 48 AC??? When we killed him, he only had 8AC Mithral Chain Mail, 3AC Bracers, 4AC force-shield ring, and the Armor limits the wearer to a +8 Dexterity bonus. He didn't have an amulet of natural armor, he was a rogue, not a monk, so no natural armor bonus, Dwarfs are medium creatures, so no small size bonus, he didn't have a defender sword, so unless he had some way of getting six gorrilion insight AC, I don't see how he had any more than ~33 AC
>>38711
I have to say, Korak's faggot was clever in that regard.
Could Tracy recreate that strategy with her Smoke shrouding of her Alternate form too? She has Partial Concealment against enemies 5 ft away, and Total Concealment against enemies 10 ft away. She can also snort a 15 foot cone ahead of her once per round as a free action.
>>38713
Good to know.
>>38714
That's exactly what I was going for.
>>38715
Feats, probably. He's a high-level Rogue/Duelist: he's fucking hard to hit.
I have to say, Korak's faggot was clever in that regard.
Could Tracy recreate that strategy with her Smoke shrouding of her Alternate form too? She has Partial Concealment against enemies 5 ft away, and Total Concealment against enemies 10 ft away. She can also snort a 15 foot cone ahead of her once per round as a free action.
>>38713
Good to know.
>>38714
That's exactly what I was going for.
>>38715
Feats, probably. He's a high-level Rogue/Duelist: he's fucking hard to hit.
>>38715
He's also a duelist, who get:
When not wearing armor (or when the armor counts as clothing) +1 of their intelligence bonues (if any) per duelist class level.
Lvl7+ Elaborate parry grants +1 dodge bonus for every Duelist level
Also, he had the feat Combat Mastery (I think, the one that allows up to -5 to attack but +5 to defense.
He's also a duelist, who get:
When not wearing armor (or when the armor counts as clothing) +1 of their intelligence bonues (if any) per duelist class level.
Lvl7+ Elaborate parry grants +1 dodge bonus for every Duelist level
Also, he had the feat Combat Mastery (I think, the one that allows up to -5 to attack but +5 to defense.
>>38720
It would take 2 rounds to complete the task, and it wouldn't work in every scenario, but I see it being possible some of the time
It would take 2 rounds to complete the task, and it wouldn't work in every scenario, but I see it being possible some of the time
>>38723
Yeah, I may go back on that. I'll think about it
going for real this time
Yeah, I may go back on that. I'll think about it
going for real this time
>inb4 I'm next
>>37378 →
I don't have anything against you or torcuil's faggot, and my only issue with Tracy's faggot is his "nightmare" cheat.
I just want to be left alone by you
I don't have anything against you or torcuil's faggot, and my only issue with Tracy's faggot is his "nightmare" cheat.
I just want to be left alone by you
>>38740
The only reason I ever ban you is because I don't like being ganged up on against. I don't hate Tracy's faggot at all, I just hate that nightmare cheat to no end, and he tends to sperg out any time a post is deleted
The only reason I ever ban you is because I don't like being ganged up on against. I don't hate Tracy's faggot at all, I just hate that nightmare cheat to no end, and he tends to sperg out any time a post is deleted
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>>38740
>hate tracys faggot so much?
Eh, he has enough reason for that..
The chronic butthurt about the Alternate Form ability is just uncalled for though. These pointless bans and deletions are getting tiresome too.
>hate tracys faggot so much?
Eh, he has enough reason for that..
The chronic butthurt about the Alternate Form ability is just uncalled for though. These pointless bans and deletions are getting tiresome too.
>>38741
its kind of annoying when im reading through the threads a few weeks later and large potions of the post have been deleted. so i think tracys faggot is in the right to sperg out.
its kind of annoying when im reading through the threads a few weeks later and large potions of the post have been deleted. so i think tracys faggot is in the right to sperg out.
>>38743
This is all meta at best, and usually off topic, with three quarters or more of the deleted posts being sperg posts
This is all meta at best, and usually off topic, with three quarters or more of the deleted posts being sperg posts
>>38742
>Alternate form ability
It's more than ONE ability. You claim a large number of super powers from it and are still milking it for superpowers
>Alternate form ability
It's more than ONE ability. You claim a large number of super powers from it and are still milking it for superpowers
>>38752
come on man ive done nothing wrong when yo do that though it does not make sense to do that. how would you like it if a mod abused you that way?
come on man ive done nothing wrong when yo do that though it does not make sense to do that. how would you like it if a mod abused you that way?
>>38754
and then it All feeds back into a loop of anger you need to learn to let stuff go dude its not healthy, i only say this because i care about youno homo.
and then it All feeds back into a loop of anger you need to learn to let stuff go dude its not healthy, i only say this because i care about youno homo.
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>>38756
Because what they post also bothers me. It's the sort of thing I could easily ignore under normal circumstances but not when combined with your bullshit.
Also, fuck you too
Because what they post also bothers me. It's the sort of thing I could easily ignore under normal circumstances but not when combined with your bullshit.
Also, fuck you too
>ITT full blown autism between a mod and player
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Hey, I found a pic of Torc's air force.
I'm just ticked at the bans, I could probaly handle the deletes but the bans just make me fucking mad.
I'm just ticked at the bans, I could probaly handle the deletes but the bans just make me fucking mad.
>>38759
For the first few months I was very god at holding it back. I think the things that pissed me off the most in the entire history of the rp was when Tracy's faggot used the ethereal bullshit to escape a grapple in game to get to the unicorn first and then (the next day) when he used the ethereal bullshit to try to loot hoard. In fact, I had never banned any one in the rp until the day after that, when he tried to use the alternate form bullshit to try to attack my character at 1AM when I had class the next morning at 8AM. After that, my will slowly broke down
For the first few months I was very god at holding it back. I think the things that pissed me off the most in the entire history of the rp was when Tracy's faggot used the ethereal bullshit to escape a grapple in game to get to the unicorn first and then (the next day) when he used the ethereal bullshit to try to loot hoard. In fact, I had never banned any one in the rp until the day after that, when he tried to use the alternate form bullshit to try to attack my character at 1AM when I had class the next morning at 8AM. After that, my will slowly broke down
>>38765
You always end up turning against me
I don't like being insulted or ganged up against. I hate the "this" posts
You always end up turning against me
I don't like being insulted or ganged up against. I hate the "this" posts
>>38766
i "turn against you" because bringing up the stuff that you don't want to think about is psyche 101.
i "turn against you" because bringing up the stuff that you don't want to think about is psyche 101.
>>38771
thats only because i thought it was a good point and made sense, that does not mean im mocking you and i think the only way you can work something out is talking out your problems with tracys faggot. because banning and deleteing posts do not help the problem.
thats only because i thought it was a good point and made sense, that does not mean im mocking you and i think the only way you can work something out is talking out your problems with tracys faggot. because banning and deleteing posts do not help the problem.
If you land a Smite Evil melee attack on a creature that doesn't take damage from the attack due to Damage Reduction, does the creature still take the smiting damage, even if it's not harmed by the melee itself?
>>38772
It's not the same had it at all. The alternate form makes as much sense as my character turning into a fucking mature Gold dragon, or being a half-celestial
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It's not the same had it at all. The alternate form makes as much sense as my character turning into a fucking mature Gold dragon, or being a half-celestial
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>>38774
why dont you try to get something equivalent to tracys power? turning into a gold dragon does sound pretty cool.
why dont you try to get something equivalent to tracys power? turning into a gold dragon does sound pretty cool.
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>>38774
The original idea was for her to just turn into a Nightmare entirely, but I asked for the "Going Ghost" option so she wouldn't be permanently disfigured and she could still go back to being cute.
The original idea was for her to just turn into a Nightmare entirely, but I asked for the "Going Ghost" option so she wouldn't be permanently disfigured and she could still go back to being cute.
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>>38779
>Unironically nerfing your own party
Why go down when you could take the steps to go upwards instead?
>Unironically nerfing your own party
Why go down when you could take the steps to go upwards instead?
>>38783
Plenty of creatures can do it. And as far as racial abilities go, it's not that big of a deal.
Both Torc and Infernius can do it with their spells; spells which they're able to cast spontaneously without preparation or material components. Thez can do it via class feature. I never see you get salty about those.
>>38784
This.
Plenty of creatures can do it. And as far as racial abilities go, it's not that big of a deal.
Both Torc and Infernius can do it with their spells; spells which they're able to cast spontaneously without preparation or material components. Thez can do it via class feature. I never see you get salty about those.
>>38784
This.
>>38783
Will gib boots
>>38784
That's ridiculous and you know it.
Tracy's gagging has also managed to go faster than normally allowed in flying and etherealness because a nightmare is twice as fast as a normal flying create, and because GM has said "fuck the rules. Self propelled creatures are twice as fast ethereal, not half as fast"
Will gib boots
>>38784
That's ridiculous and you know it.
Tracy's gagging has also managed to go faster than normally allowed in flying and etherealness because a nightmare is twice as fast as a normal flying create, and because GM has said "fuck the rules. Self propelled creatures are twice as fast ethereal, not half as fast"
>>38786
>That's ridiculous
The Etherrealness and Astral projection seem kind of meaningless, but changing race via quest isn't unheard of.
>That's ridiculous
The Etherrealness and Astral projection seem kind of meaningless, but changing race via quest isn't unheard of.
>>38786
1. the gm can say fuck the rules hes the gm.
2.its supposed to be ridiculous it is a fantasy game after all.
1. the gm can say fuck the rules hes the gm.
2.its supposed to be ridiculous it is a fantasy game after all.
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>>38791
YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT BEFORE! And you were using it to hide from my character, so it was annoying
YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT BEFORE! And you were using it to hide from my character, so it was annoying
>>38792
>then give up the ability to use weapons
She never even once used a two-handed weapon in that form; I made sure of it, since I knew she wouldn't be able to in that form. I got the Helping Hands™ to fill that niche for the future though.
>then give up the ability to use weapons
She never even once used a two-handed weapon in that form; I made sure of it, since I knew she wouldn't be able to in that form. I got the Helping Hands™ to fill that niche for the future though.
>>38792
dude do you understand why you line of thinking is wrong?
its really close to leftist thought im not saying this to try to piss you off but its the truth.
dude do you understand why you line of thinking is wrong?
its really close to leftist thought im not saying this to try to piss you off but its the truth.
>>38794
The last time I remember was the leprechaun incident.
Also, a Filcher snatched my sides that night. Let me know if you see them floating around on the ethereal plane.
The last time I remember was the leprechaun incident.
Also, a Filcher snatched my sides that night. Let me know if you see them floating around on the ethereal plane.
>>38805
That's not the point. What he meant was that it's irrational to fixate on what other people have instead of working towards what you could have or trying to get moar for yourself. Not all haxx are the same, but everybody got them in some way. There's no need to take something someone else has for the sake of "balance". Shit doesn't have to be perfectly-evenly distributed to be functional or fair.
I can easily tell your definitely not a leftist, but that kind of logic is dangerously similar to the fundamental aspects that make them so dreadfully wrong.
That's not the point. What he meant was that it's irrational to fixate on what other people have instead of working towards what you could have or trying to get moar for yourself. Not all haxx are the same, but everybody got them in some way. There's no need to take something someone else has for the sake of "balance". Shit doesn't have to be perfectly-evenly distributed to be functional or fair.
I can easily tell your definitely not a leftist, but that kind of logic is dangerously similar to the fundamental aspects that make them so dreadfully wrong.
Do Intelligent Items get Will saves?
>>38813
>Not all haxx is the same
Correct. Getting four or so free abilities from drinking blood bullshit is a radically different form of haxxor that gaining assassin class without completing the murder component or than wielding a sword from a magical beast mouth
>Not all haxx is the same
Correct. Getting four or so free abilities from drinking blood bullshit is a radically different form of haxxor that gaining assassin class without completing the murder component or than wielding a sword from a magical beast mouth
>>38811
why are you using ad homonyms then? and i know you arent a leftist im just saying your time at uni has poisoned your mind.
why are you using ad homonyms then? and i know you arent a leftist im just saying your time at uni has poisoned your mind.
>>38813
>irrational to fixate on what others have
Wrong. One of the first things you did with that bullshit was use it against my character repeatedly, and I didn't have anything to compete with your bullshit
>irrational to fixate on what others have
Wrong. One of the first things you did with that bullshit was use it against my character repeatedly, and I didn't have anything to compete with your bullshit
>>38818
I've already asked for flight (at like one third the speed and not at will) through an item, and for limited teleportation, but that was shot down
I've already asked for flight (at like one third the speed and not at will) through an item, and for limited teleportation, but that was shot down
>Local man ignores town burning down around him, shitposts instead
GM, how'd that spaghetti attack go last night?
GM, how'd that spaghetti attack go last night?
>>38821
There's no way to make it fair. Almost nothing flies as fast as a nightmare, and the way GM interprets etherealness (which I think is wrong, but whatever) there's no way to equal the speed
There's no way to make it fair. Almost nothing flies as fast as a nightmare, and the way GM interprets etherealness (which I think is wrong, but whatever) there's no way to equal the speed
>>38825
No, it would force Tracy's faggottry to figure out how to use the Rogue's class skills in Climb, pick lock, hide, and escape artist
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No, it would force Tracy's faggottry to figure out how to use the Rogue's class skills in Climb, pick lock, hide, and escape artist
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>>38815
>gaining assassin class without completing the murder component
She had to kill Kefka and the Tarrasque in front of the entire Port to gain that class. The point of that part was for her to kill someone and make a really big deal out of it.
The point of the Assassin's initiation kill is that they gain their arcane Death Magick (the Death Attack) by becoming death-like themselves: the first kill serves as the ritual by which they acquire that magick.
>gaining assassin class without completing the murder component
She had to kill Kefka and the Tarrasque in front of the entire Port to gain that class. The point of that part was for her to kill someone and make a really big deal out of it.
The point of the Assassin's initiation kill is that they gain their arcane Death Magick (the Death Attack) by becoming death-like themselves: the first kill serves as the ritual by which they acquire that magick.
>>38827
Look at the initiative roll and line up. Trump was next in line. That was his kill. Not Tracy. Also, the purpose of the kill has to be to join the assassins
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Look at the initiative roll and line up. Trump was next in line. That was his kill. Not Tracy. Also, the purpose of the kill has to be to join the assassins
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>>38819
We could craft some Wings of Flying if you want it. They take a while to make, but we could probably just BS the crafting process by using the feathers of some magical beast, like a griffin or some shit. Idk why you'd want to fly with items when you have two flying mounts though.
>limited teleportation
You got the Helm of Flash step: that's 100 ft Quickened Dimensional door.
>>38822
>nothing flies as fast as a nightmare
Pegasus flies at 120 ft.
And why does it have to be as fast as Tracy anyway?
If you want momentary uber-fast flight for Trumpaladin in emergencies. I could level her up as an Assassin so she could Produce Control Shape scrolls.
>>38828
There were no Assassins to be joined. Tracy was going to start her own Assassin style, and for that she had to show everyone just how lethal she could be.
>Trump was next in line.
Point taken.
We could craft some Wings of Flying if you want it. They take a while to make, but we could probably just BS the crafting process by using the feathers of some magical beast, like a griffin or some shit. Idk why you'd want to fly with items when you have two flying mounts though.
>limited teleportation
You got the Helm of Flash step: that's 100 ft Quickened Dimensional door.
>>38822
>nothing flies as fast as a nightmare
Pegasus flies at 120 ft.
And why does it have to be as fast as Tracy anyway?
If you want momentary uber-fast flight for Trumpaladin in emergencies. I could level her up as an Assassin so she could Produce Control Shape scrolls.
>>38828
There were no Assassins to be joined. Tracy was going to start her own Assassin style, and for that she had to show everyone just how lethal she could be.
>Trump was next in line.
Point taken.
>>38830
>no assassins to be joined
The point is that the requirement for Tracy to gain class in assassin, and thus get the Death attack, was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn, because that's a radically different kind of jazz than you've been using to get unicorns and eggs rather than being creative with your rogue class skills
>do all sorts of other bullshit to make up for your bullshit haxxor
Or we could just not have your bullshit haxxor
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>no assassins to be joined
The point is that the requirement for Tracy to gain class in assassin, and thus get the Death attack, was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn, because that's a radically different kind of jazz than you've been using to get unicorns and eggs rather than being creative with your rogue class skills
>do all sorts of other bullshit to make up for your bullshit haxxor
Or we could just not have your bullshit haxxor
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>>38829
That he did... Tracy didn't even land a hit on him..
>>38830
>Control Shape scrolls
Actually, Torc can scribe those too.
>>38831
>was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn,
Oh come on. Darkie's an Assassin, and he's not even Ebil.
>to make up for your bullshit haxxor
No. I just thought you might want to be able to shapeshift into a Pegasus for a few minutes because reasons.
That he did... Tracy didn't even land a hit on him..
>>38830
>Control Shape scrolls
Actually, Torc can scribe those too.
>>38831
>was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn,
Oh come on. Darkie's an Assassin, and he's not even Ebil.
>to make up for your bullshit haxxor
No. I just thought you might want to be able to shapeshift into a Pegasus for a few minutes because reasons.
Speaking of Eggs, how much bigger have Sam and Bunny gotten since they hatched? For the sake of character, can they be slightly different colors?
>>38831
>get unicorns
Wait, what? Tracy doesn't have any unicorns, or any other ponies yet for that matter.
>get unicorns
Wait, what? Tracy doesn't have any unicorns, or any other ponies yet for that matter.
>>38832
>Darkie is not evil
I think he was evil then switched alignments. Regardless, the point is assassin requirements have been bullshitted and that's a form of haxxor I do not care about
>Pegasus because reasons
>implying Trumpaladin hasn't been a pegasus this whole time
>Darkie is not evil
I think he was evil then switched alignments. Regardless, the point is assassin requirements have been bullshitted and that's a form of haxxor I do not care about
>Pegasus because reasons
>implying Trumpaladin hasn't been a pegasus this whole time
>>38834
You used that Ethereal bullshit to get the unicorn, both to escape a grapple and to get past a dozen guards. You also used it to get the eggs, along with the flying and smoke screen, even though those probably were not necessary. We'll never know I guess because of the bullshit
>>38836
I mean, he has human form in the game, so racially he's a human
You used that Ethereal bullshit to get the unicorn, both to escape a grapple and to get past a dozen guards. You also used it to get the eggs, along with the flying and smoke screen, even though those probably were not necessary. We'll never know I guess because of the bullshit
>>38836
I mean, he has human form in the game, so racially he's a human
>>38835
I felt like I kind of bullshitted the Blackguard requirements more desu. Thez was an ebil outsider, but she wasn't summoned. That's why want Tracy to summon summon Hags.
I felt like I kind of bullshitted the Blackguard requirements more desu. Thez was an ebil outsider, but she wasn't summoned. That's why want Tracy to summon summon Hags.
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>>38840
D'aww I love you
*hugs*
I really do know I've been a dick to you both in game and out, but I'm very glad to have you here in game and here on mlpol.net.
D'aww I love you
*hugs*
I really do know I've been a dick to you both in game and out, but I'm very glad to have you here in game and here on mlpol.net.
Is the drama over, can I come back now?
>>38842
that means alot,because i love being here. on booth accounts.i feel like you are an older brother desu.
that means alot,because i love being here. on booth accounts.i feel like you are an older brother desu.
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>>38839
I also wanted it to give her character some explanation on why she transformed to begin with.
The Night Hags are the bosses of Fiendish transformation via ritual. They created nightmares by altering Pegasi, and created the powerul Altroloths from Yugoloths as their servants. Even the Hags themselves are formerly members of other humanoid races, transformed at puberty through thirteen dark rituals. If anyone has answers for what turns ponies into Nightmares, it'd be them.
They're the most Outsiders of NE alignment and the creator of Nightmares, so they're the most appropriate Fiends from which Tracy could learn her Blackguard disciplines.
I also wanted it to give her character some explanation on why she transformed to begin with.
The Night Hags are the bosses of Fiendish transformation via ritual. They created nightmares by altering Pegasi, and created the powerul Altroloths from Yugoloths as their servants. Even the Hags themselves are formerly members of other humanoid races, transformed at puberty through thirteen dark rituals. If anyone has answers for what turns ponies into Nightmares, it'd be them.
They're the most Outsiders of NE alignment and the creator of Nightmares, so they're the most appropriate Fiends from which Tracy could learn her Blackguard disciplines.
>>38846
Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of her drinking both vials, so her alignment would remain NE, like a nightmare.
Besides, it's not that she's part Demon/Devil, or then she'd just have a half-fiend template, like Thez did. It hybridized in her and became its own form of ebil.
Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of her drinking both vials, so her alignment would remain NE, like a nightmare.
Besides, it's not that she's part Demon/Devil, or then she'd just have a half-fiend template, like Thez did. It hybridized in her and became its own form of ebil.
>>38850
Go ahead. Tracy has no need for residual (((Demon))) essence, when she's already become a Nightmare.
Go ahead. Tracy has no need for residual (((Demon))) essence, when she's already become a Nightmare.
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>>38857
*passes gay shit*
*passes gay shit*
>>38857
D'awwwww
D'awwwww
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>>38863
>>38862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivhcgskr4Yc
>>38861
Take it. It's the etherealness, flying and fire that bothers me
>>38862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivhcgskr4Yc
>>38861
Take it. It's the etherealness, flying and fire that bothers me
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>>38874
I know that, but that's another thing to add to the list of things we've BSed so far. To make it official,
turn poner
I know that, but that's another thing to add to the list of things we've BSed so far. To make it official,
turn poner
>>38865
>Too bad they are way below the party's CR by now
This is more or less the reason I'd like to take it slow with the level advancement and limit haxxor. So we can enjoy the simple things, and don't need an arms race with opponents as much
>Too bad they are way below the party's CR by now
This is more or less the reason I'd like to take it slow with the level advancement and limit haxxor. So we can enjoy the simple things, and don't need an arms race with opponents as much
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>>38892
We can revive it can't we? Tracy took its horns and skin. I think Torc cut off a chunk of the carcass as well.
We can revive it can't we? Tracy took its horns and skin. I think Torc cut off a chunk of the carcass as well.
>>38890
You should try to do something so fucking huge, ridiculous and zealous it cannot possibly be ignored.
Go full extremist.
You should try to do something so fucking huge, ridiculous and zealous it cannot possibly be ignored.
Go full extremist.
>>38905
They were mentally disabled persons who were being taken advantage of by mafiasos and leftist politicians. Even if they were communists, they should have been given the opportunity to repent first
They were mentally disabled persons who were being taken advantage of by mafiasos and leftist politicians. Even if they were communists, they should have been given the opportunity to repent first
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>>38902
Apparently not enough.
Think bigger. Make a noise so intense that it could be heard from heaven. And I mean a REALLY BIG noise.
Channel all of your latent autism into pure zealous frenzy.
Apparently not enough.
Think bigger. Make a noise so intense that it could be heard from heaven. And I mean a REALLY BIG noise.
Channel all of your latent autism into pure zealous frenzy.
>>38907
1.theres no talking to communist's they arent retarded they are brain washed and CANNOT be talked to or trusted.
2.do you know what the communist did in berlin?
1.theres no talking to communist's they arent retarded they are brain washed and CANNOT be talked to or trusted.
2.do you know what the communist did in berlin?
>>38908
I need to make Trumpaladin more attractive to his god. More souls, more money, and more glory
>>38909
Perhaps if they were real communists, then sure. But living in a Communist country is not the same thing as being a communist. Vladimir Putin was born in the Soviet Union, and he was even an officer in the KGB. But he's a Nationalist hero
>>38910
That would be pretty impressive
I need to make Trumpaladin more attractive to his god. More souls, more money, and more glory
>>38909
Perhaps if they were real communists, then sure. But living in a Communist country is not the same thing as being a communist. Vladimir Putin was born in the Soviet Union, and he was even an officer in the KGB. But he's a Nationalist hero
>>38910
That would be pretty impressive
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>>38916
T be fair, it was Infernius who asked for it, and there's no way Ben knows shit about the NEP.
T be fair, it was Infernius who asked for it, and there's no way Ben knows shit about the NEP.
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>>38916
I'm pretty sure he tried to talk him out of it
>Implying anything less than the full strength of the party could come close to equaling Glimmer
She's the Princess of Haxxor you know
I'm pretty sure he tried to talk him out of it
>Implying anything less than the full strength of the party could come close to equaling Glimmer
She's the Princess of Haxxor you know
>>38917
he asked for a gem stone more rare than a diamond and ben said "the only one i can think of is the voidstone"
he asked for a gem stone more rare than a diamond and ben said "the only one i can think of is the voidstone"
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>>38922
he told infernuis to go get a stone that could kill him, he knew he was too stupid to quit untill he got said item.
he told infernuis to go get a stone that could kill him, he knew he was too stupid to quit untill he got said item.
>>38924
I don't think Ben can be blamed for Infernius's deliberate indifference to futility of his quest
I don't think Ben can be blamed for Infernius's deliberate indifference to futility of his quest
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>>38926
Pic
>>38926
>Trying to get gibs from GM by "thinking aloud"
You can also see the pic
Fuck you new picture uploading system
Pic
>>38926
>Trying to get gibs from GM by "thinking aloud"
You can also see the pic
Fuck you new picture uploading system
>>38930
It works exactly as the name implies. Unless the attack is made by a type of attack that goes around the damage reduction, the amount of damage the target takes per attack is reduced by the amount of damage specified
>>38931
Unfortunately I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar, so nothing will really excite you. Sure, you can summon actual demons, but controlling them for your own ends will be more difficult
It works exactly as the name implies. Unless the attack is made by a type of attack that goes around the damage reduction, the amount of damage the target takes per attack is reduced by the amount of damage specified
>>38931
Unfortunately I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar, so nothing will really excite you. Sure, you can summon actual demons, but controlling them for your own ends will be more difficult
>>38932
>I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar
I'm not looking for combat capabilities. I want something that fits the niches she lacks in, but also synergizes with her abilities.
>I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar
I'm not looking for combat capabilities. I want something that fits the niches she lacks in, but also synergizes with her abilities.
>>38936
I'm getting the impression from the wiki that Smite evil just adds to the amount of damage done in the attack, but does not modify the type of attack, and so would not circumvent damage reduction if the attack would not circumvent damage reduction
I'm getting the impression from the wiki that Smite evil just adds to the amount of damage done in the attack, but does not modify the type of attack, and so would not circumvent damage reduction if the attack would not circumvent damage reduction
>>38935
Something with deft hands that could do carry hold things or use simple items. I want something intelligent, not physically strong, and it's gotta be ebil. It'd be nice to have something smaller that could follow her in stealth wherever she goes too.
Something with minor spell-like abilities would be nice.
>thematics
Nightmare mythology, ghosts, edginess.. etc.
>>38937
Does it add to the damage, or the attack check? Enhancement bonus is different from extra Damage.
For example, the Power Attack feat allows you to detract from the attack roll, but increase the damage of a successful attack greatly.
Something with deft hands that could do carry hold things or use simple items. I want something intelligent, not physically strong, and it's gotta be ebil. It'd be nice to have something smaller that could follow her in stealth wherever she goes too.
Something with minor spell-like abilities would be nice.
>thematics
Nightmare mythology, ghosts, edginess.. etc.
>>38937
Does it add to the damage, or the attack check? Enhancement bonus is different from extra Damage.
For example, the Power Attack feat allows you to detract from the attack roll, but increase the damage of a successful attack greatly.
>>38938
You want a house elf
Smite evil adds the charisma bonus to the attack roll and the paladin level to the damage roll. For example, Trumpaladin would receive a +4 bonus to his attack roll and a +16 to his damage roll
>>38939
I agree. I don't think I ever specified Trumpaladin's last two feats, but one of them must be power attack
You want a house elf
Smite evil adds the charisma bonus to the attack roll and the paladin level to the damage roll. For example, Trumpaladin would receive a +4 bonus to his attack roll and a +16 to his damage roll
>>38939
I agree. I don't think I ever specified Trumpaladin's last two feats, but one of them must be power attack
>>38940
Also a requirement for BG.
You'll want Improved Sunder too, because otherwise that Shatterspike is only counts as a +1 longsword.
Also a requirement for BG.
You'll want Improved Sunder too, because otherwise that Shatterspike is only counts as a +1 longsword.
>>38942
Do you mean like the old European myths, or like in Harry Potter? House Elves are spooky, desu.
Do you mean like the old European myths, or like in Harry Potter? House Elves are spooky, desu.
>>38942
>>38941
Eh, I can put that on the list of possible companions Trumpaladin wouldn't need to kill/I wouldn't be too jealous of no offense
>>38943
Improved sunder is a good feat for him to acquire, but to specify it as his sixth feat now is a bit... I don't know
It's a +3 longsword, thank you very much
>>38941
Okay, serious question, can I decorate your character, and what kind of enchantments do you want?
>>38941
Eh, I can put that on the list of possible companions Trumpaladin wouldn't need to kill/I wouldn't be too jealous of no offense
>>38943
Improved sunder is a good feat for him to acquire, but to specify it as his sixth feat now is a bit... I don't know
It's a +3 longsword, thank you very much
>>38941
Okay, serious question, can I decorate your character, and what kind of enchantments do you want?
>>38945
>What kind of enchantments
For items? She'd appreciate anything she has a slot filled-in for.
She currently doesn't have a belt, boots, or a helmet.
>Possible companions Trump wouldn't need to kill
An Alp would be the archetypical sidekick for her, desu.
>What kind of enchantments
For items? She'd appreciate anything she has a slot filled-in for.
She currently doesn't have a belt, boots, or a helmet.
>Possible companions Trump wouldn't need to kill
An Alp would be the archetypical sidekick for her, desu.
>>38946
I meant in her Cauchemar form (she doesn't have many slots in that form, but only the horseshoes and maybe saddle are filled), but that is something to think about
What is an Alp? I can't find it anywhere
I meant in her Cauchemar form (she doesn't have many slots in that form, but only the horseshoes and maybe saddle are filled), but that is something to think about
What is an Alp? I can't find it anywhere
>>38947
>Alp
The older, darker version of elves in European mythology (Alp literally means "elf"), and an early inspiration for archytypes surrounding European vampires. It's pretty much exactly the same as a Night Hag, except it takes the form of a small elf boy or fairy with pointed ears, sometimes with mildly demonic features. They're wicked, sinister beings (although sometimes whimsical and carefree) who travel the countryside by attaching their invisible bodies to the backs of horses, entering the homes of mortals and feeding off of the dreams of the wicked and sinful, whole they'd treat upon while they slept. Like the Germanic Night Hags, they're associated with myths surrounding sleep paralysis and especially nightmares.
In some instances, they're known as "Sons of the mares (hags)", implying that they're sent by evil witches and demons to do their bidding, playing tricks on humans and tormenting them as they slept.
Alp appear quite a bit in Germanic folklore especially in Dark Age German prayers.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/nightmare.html
https://www.vampires.com/the-nightmarish-alp/
http://the-demonic-paradise.wikia.com/wiki/Alp
>Alp
The older, darker version of elves in European mythology (Alp literally means "elf"), and an early inspiration for archytypes surrounding European vampires. It's pretty much exactly the same as a Night Hag, except it takes the form of a small elf boy or fairy with pointed ears, sometimes with mildly demonic features. They're wicked, sinister beings (although sometimes whimsical and carefree) who travel the countryside by attaching their invisible bodies to the backs of horses, entering the homes of mortals and feeding off of the dreams of the wicked and sinful, whole they'd treat upon while they slept. Like the Germanic Night Hags, they're associated with myths surrounding sleep paralysis and especially nightmares.
In some instances, they're known as "Sons of the mares (hags)", implying that they're sent by evil witches and demons to do their bidding, playing tricks on humans and tormenting them as they slept.
Alp appear quite a bit in Germanic folklore especially in Dark Age German prayers.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/nightmare.html
https://www.vampires.com/the-nightmarish-alp/
http://the-demonic-paradise.wikia.com/wiki/Alp
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>>38951
It's an """"elf""", or so it says..
It's apparently incredibly hard to catch, and even harder to kill.
Gosh I want to summon one now. It'd be perfect: basically a small Night Hag, with a disposition for >rape.
It's an """"elf""", or so it says..
It's apparently incredibly hard to catch, and even harder to kill.
Gosh I want to summon one now. It'd be perfect: basically a small Night Hag, with a disposition for >rape.
>>38953
Problem is, they disappear as soon as they sense trouble. They turn into ghosts and you never see them again until you find yourself paralyzed the dark after the worst dream.
They're supposed to attach themselves to people filled with sin, similar to incubuses.
Problem is, they disappear as soon as they sense trouble. They turn into ghosts and you never see them again until you find yourself paralyzed the dark after the worst dream.
They're supposed to attach themselves to people filled with sin, similar to incubuses.
>>38955
But I don't want a Harry Potter house elf. I want a badass Dark Age """elf""". It'd be perfect.
But I don't want a Harry Potter house elf. I want a badass Dark Age """elf""". It'd be perfect.
Tracy is now banned from Trumpaladin's room
Congratulations
*sets magic circle against evil around bed*
Congratulations
*sets magic circle against evil around bed*
>>38958
Ikr. Would make a great ebil sidekick.
If it had Hag abilities, it could ride on her back or shoulder while ethereal, just like it would in myth. It could shapeshift into a humanoid as well for all sorts of utilities a pony might need assistance with.
Ikr. Would make a great ebil sidekick.
If it had Hag abilities, it could ride on her back or shoulder while ethereal, just like it would in myth. It could shapeshift into a humanoid as well for all sorts of utilities a pony might need assistance with.
>>38960
Fuck your Ethereal bullshit
I forgot to mention. Etherealness is now a ban and post deletion, because that's the easiest solution
Fuck your Ethereal bullshit
I forgot to mention. Etherealness is now a ban and post deletion, because that's the easiest solution
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>>38882
I had to run the night shift today because the plant manager is a jew. Not literally,... but literally.
Btw,... ffs ppl
I had to run the night shift today because the plant manager is a jew. Not literally,... but literally.
Btw,... ffs ppl
>>38965
Thez didn't gain it by bullshit, and doesn't use it to steal from party members or to get around actually having to RP well.
Thez didn't gain it by bullshit, and doesn't use it to steal from party members or to get around actually having to RP well.
>>38974
GM, how long would it take, and what would it take, to provide medium fortification (equivalent of a +3AC enchantment or 9000 GP) to an armor piece?
GM, how long would it take, and what would it take, to provide medium fortification (equivalent of a +3AC enchantment or 9000 GP) to an armor piece?
>>38968
As to this point, that's because Thez is a personality first and a set of abilities, skills, feats, and haxx, second. I'm not being critical by that, and I'm not saying she doesn't use her abilities (of course she does), but she uses her abilities when conversation/dialogue, interaction, etc. won't work and she must be sure of the outcome.
Though, she did spend several centuries not getting her way. That did make her more amicable.
>>38975
Just a base magical enchantment? The fastest way would be Magical Vestment followed by Permanency; 3 rounds.
As to this point, that's because Thez is a personality first and a set of abilities, skills, feats, and haxx, second. I'm not being critical by that, and I'm not saying she doesn't use her abilities (of course she does), but she uses her abilities when conversation/dialogue, interaction, etc. won't work and she must be sure of the outcome.
Though, she did spend several centuries not getting her way. That did make her more amicable.
>>38975
Just a base magical enchantment? The fastest way would be Magical Vestment followed by Permanency; 3 rounds.
>>38977
>Custom barding made to fit a specific exotic mount
>Cheaper
Anon..
Idk though. There could be some way. Her natural armor is already pretty good though.
>Custom barding made to fit a specific exotic mount
>Cheaper
Anon..
Idk though. There could be some way. Her natural armor is already pretty good though.
>>38981
... Can't that be cast on bareskin though? Does it still apply then?
... Can't that be cast on bareskin though? Does it still apply then?
>>38980
I'll elaborate in a second
>>38982
No, it has to be cast on 'something'.
The rules list 'several' spells that can be made permanent, and having gone through them all, I found that the spells that are able to be made so are generally all abjurations. It seems silly that one can make Magic Fang permanent and not Magic Vestment, so I'll allow it. In fact, if it makes a certain degree of sense, I'll throw the book out (hence why Thez can still airwalk Xp)
I'll elaborate in a second
>>38982
No, it has to be cast on 'something'.
The rules list 'several' spells that can be made permanent, and having gone through them all, I found that the spells that are able to be made so are generally all abjurations. It seems silly that one can make Magic Fang permanent and not Magic Vestment, so I'll allow it. In fact, if it makes a certain degree of sense, I'll throw the book out (hence why Thez can still airwalk Xp)
>>38979
She's got great AC. But fortification is an enchantment that greatly reduces or even eliminates the chance of a critical hit or a sneak attack dealing the extra damage associated with those kinds of attacks. I would get it for Trumpaladin if he had an open armor slot
She's got great AC. But fortification is an enchantment that greatly reduces or even eliminates the chance of a critical hit or a sneak attack dealing the extra damage associated with those kinds of attacks. I would get it for Trumpaladin if he had an open armor slot
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*wakes up*
Good morning faggots.
Good morning faggots.
>>38989
Good morning
https://youtu.be/s-_MVrViO-8
Don't forget to give the main board some love today. We had a good day yesterday and we just might make the 100,000 before New Years
Good morning
https://youtu.be/s-_MVrViO-8
Don't forget to give the main board some love today. We had a good day yesterday and we just might make the 100,000 before New Years
>>38991
Well, the smite its self is a damage bonus on specifically aligned creatures, but if the creature's damage reduction exceeds the damage dealt - even with the extra damage - then no.
>urge to shitpost intensifies
Well, the smite its self is a damage bonus on specifically aligned creatures, but if the creature's damage reduction exceeds the damage dealt - even with the extra damage - then no.
>urge to shitpost intensifies
>>38992
Vanderiem's bonus relative to evil aligned creatures (or at least infernals) is +7. Is Vanderiem "epic" relative to evil creatures for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction?
Vanderiem's bonus relative to evil aligned creatures (or at least infernals) is +7. Is Vanderiem "epic" relative to evil creatures for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction?
>>38994
I know he at least counts as a magick weapon and an good-aligned weapon.
Reminder that Paladins can apply those affects to any weapon the wield with the Magick Weapon and Bless Weapon spell. They're meant to overcome damage reduction of monsters, when you don't already have a magick/good weapon at your disposal.
I know he at least counts as a magick weapon and an good-aligned weapon.
Reminder that Paladins can apply those affects to any weapon the wield with the Magick Weapon and Bless Weapon spell. They're meant to overcome damage reduction of monsters, when you don't already have a magick/good weapon at your disposal.
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>>38916
I went ahead and recolored it just because you asked.
>Infernius came to repose souls and chew his cud, and he's all out of cud!
I went ahead and recolored it just because you asked.
>Infernius came to repose souls and chew his cud, and he's all out of cud!
>>38995
But the problem is that spells like Holy Sword don't stack on top of the sword's enchantment bonus. So I gain very little from these spells (the 2d6 damage might be worth it, but I only have 1 4th level spell and Death Ward is pretty awesome)
>Bless weapon spell
If there's no way or it isn't worth enchanting Fae's teeth magic fang and permanency (xp cost is yuge) I can just use those spells on her. Good idea
But the problem is that spells like Holy Sword don't stack on top of the sword's enchantment bonus. So I gain very little from these spells (the 2d6 damage might be worth it, but I only have 1 4th level spell and Death Ward is pretty awesome)
>Bless weapon spell
If there's no way or it isn't worth enchanting Fae's teeth magic fang and permanency (xp cost is yuge) I can just use those spells on her. Good idea
>>38997
I'm just reminding you, in case you ever managed to drop him again. Paladins' weapon-enhancement spells are mostly for bypassing Damage Reduction of fiends and other monsters.
I'm just reminding you, in case you ever managed to drop him again. Paladins' weapon-enhancement spells are mostly for bypassing Damage Reduction of fiends and other monsters.
Reminder that if all these others are getting more animal companions, I need a young adult (or adult) female Silver Dragon as a cohort
>>39000
>animal companions
Only Rangers and Druids get those.
You can train as many animals as you have time for though. I'd suggest putting more ranks into Handle Animal in the future then.
>animal companions
Only Rangers and Druids get those.
You can train as many animals as you have time for though. I'd suggest putting more ranks into Handle Animal in the future then.
>>39005
That's kind of what I'm finding, leading me to conclude that someone didn't think things through. I mean, per that definition yes Vandereim is epic v. ebil, and likewise Sugoito is epic at breaking shit. Having said, there are other entries, specifically pertaining to magic weapons that expressly state that a weapon can't have an enhancement bonus of more than +5, nor can it have a combined enhancement and ability bonus (there's a table) beyond +10. The listings (here for example - https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Magic_Weapons#Epic_Weapons ) suggest that somewhere along the way someone(s) at D&D HQ said "Nah fuck that, lets make 'em bigger anyway!" which goes a long way to explaining why ppl have said 3.5 is broken.
That's kind of what I'm finding, leading me to conclude that someone didn't think things through. I mean, per that definition yes Vandereim is epic v. ebil, and likewise Sugoito is epic at breaking shit. Having said, there are other entries, specifically pertaining to magic weapons that expressly state that a weapon can't have an enhancement bonus of more than +5, nor can it have a combined enhancement and ability bonus (there's a table) beyond +10. The listings (here for example - https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Magic_Weapons#Epic_Weapons ) suggest that somewhere along the way someone(s) at D&D HQ said "Nah fuck that, lets make 'em bigger anyway!" which goes a long way to explaining why ppl have said 3.5 is broken.
I mean by this listing, a +30 sword is possible, which is just ass-fucking-retarded desu
>>39004
I was thinking of forging a Shatterspike for Tracy as well. Blackguards have all of the spells and feats to craft them, and disarming your enemy by smashing their favorite weapon is such a BBEG tier move.
I was thinking of forging a Shatterspike for Tracy as well. Blackguards have all of the spells and feats to craft them, and disarming your enemy by smashing their favorite weapon is such a BBEG tier move.
>>39009
Indeed. It was precisely for that reason that Thez intentionally fugged up Sugoito's creation. It was going to be the most ebin (not counting shit like the list above) Vorpal Sword evar. There's a story behind it, but yeah breaking the opponent's shit is a quick way to make them impotent for all intents and purposes.
Indeed. It was precisely for that reason that Thez intentionally fugged up Sugoito's creation. It was going to be the most ebin (not counting shit like the list above) Vorpal Sword evar. There's a story behind it, but yeah breaking the opponent's shit is a quick way to make them impotent for all intents and purposes.
>>39011
Especially when your enemy is no match for you in unarmed combat.
>>39013
Bless Weapon and Corrupt Weapon make the affected weapon good/ebil. Corrupt weapon says:
>The weapon also becomes evil, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)
If Tracy pics up a Good aligned weapon that doesn't like her, could she just make it her bitch for a few minutes with that spell? The spell says no saving throw.
I was going to experiment by torturing Vaderiem for a couple seconds, but I didn't want to get b&.
Especially when your enemy is no match for you in unarmed combat.
>>39013
Bless Weapon and Corrupt Weapon make the affected weapon good/ebil. Corrupt weapon says:
>The weapon also becomes evil, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)
If Tracy pics up a Good aligned weapon that doesn't like her, could she just make it her bitch for a few minutes with that spell? The spell says no saving throw.
I was going to experiment by torturing Vaderiem for a couple seconds, but I didn't want to get b&.
>>39016
Vanderiem is an Ancient Artifact that is intelligent and Scottish. And the Scotts don't take kindly to those who think they can just make them their "bitch" so easily. The only reason Vanderiem even lets Trumpaladin use him (most of the time) is because there are no other Paladins. Tracy would get her ass beat
Vanderiem is an Ancient Artifact that is intelligent and Scottish. And the Scotts don't take kindly to those who think they can just make them their "bitch" so easily. The only reason Vanderiem even lets Trumpaladin use him (most of the time) is because there are no other Paladins. Tracy would get her ass beat
>>39016
Reminder that Vanderiem said "fuck you" to Trumpaladin when he tried to use him to defend Tracy
Reminder that Vanderiem said "fuck you" to Trumpaladin when he tried to use him to defend Tracy
>>39014
"Crap, she's onto me"
>And lo, Tracy did discover the main secret to how Thez has survived so long. She learned that trick 1v1 against a Nightwalker.
THe overcoming damage reduction bit relates to how all damage reduction is X/(w/e); x being the reduction, and w/e being the thing that overcomes it. Most infernals have something like 10/good.
I see your point on saving throws, and in that case I would give the weapon a saving throw since its diametrically opposed to Tracy to begin with.
"Crap, she's onto me"
>And lo, Tracy did discover the main secret to how Thez has survived so long. She learned that trick 1v1 against a Nightwalker.
THe overcoming damage reduction bit relates to how all damage reduction is X/(w/e); x being the reduction, and w/e being the thing that overcomes it. Most infernals have something like 10/good.
I see your point on saving throws, and in that case I would give the weapon a saving throw since its diametrically opposed to Tracy to begin with.
... that's also why the broom-swords were a pair of short-swords instead of one greatsword
>>39010
Fuck off
Fuck off
>>39024
Not formerly intelligent, but it used to be a Longtooth Daikatana, that was Thez' prized weapon until she found herself wandering through limbo. Its essentially Damascus, but forged with the longtooth (2nd edition) properties of being able to expand in size in the hands of a dwarf (1/2 dwarf still applies) and cut through stone.
Not formerly intelligent, but it used to be a Longtooth Daikatana, that was Thez' prized weapon until she found herself wandering through limbo. Its essentially Damascus, but forged with the longtooth (2nd edition) properties of being able to expand in size in the hands of a dwarf (1/2 dwarf still applies) and cut through stone.
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>>39026
Dwarfs, unlike elves, do not have any special note that half bloods are racially Dwarfs for such purposes. There is no "dwarven blood" note. Thez is racially an elf
>Elven Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-elf is considered an elf
Dwarfs, unlike elves, do not have any special note that half bloods are racially Dwarfs for such purposes. There is no "dwarven blood" note. Thez is racially an elf
>Elven Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-elf is considered an elf
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>>39028
Thez pony is cute. She looks like Veronica the Communist pony, but pony is still a great look for her
Thez pony is cute. She looks like Veronica the Communist pony, but pony is still a great look for her
>>39029
For authenticity, it should be a long french braid, but I can't even get gradient-shade eyes to work right so,....
For authenticity, it should be a long french braid, but I can't even get gradient-shade eyes to work right so,....
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>>39022
>I would give the weapon a saving throw
Alright, what's the will save for an intelligent item then? And what's the DC for Corrupt Weapon (it says no save)? Or are their saves just a 1d20 roll, since they don't have levels?
It's nice being able to bitch-slap any unwilling weapon into submission though. Corrupt Weapon is the one unique spell Blackguards have. It's better than Align Weapon or Unholy Strike (not really) in that regard, because it (and bless weapon) is the only spell/effect that's can ignore and override a weapons alignment.
>>39029
>>39028
Recolor the eyes to blue. Yellow is Veronika's eye-color.
>I would give the weapon a saving throw
Alright, what's the will save for an intelligent item then? And what's the DC for Corrupt Weapon (it says no save)? Or are their saves just a 1d20 roll, since they don't have levels?
It's nice being able to bitch-slap any unwilling weapon into submission though. Corrupt Weapon is the one unique spell Blackguards have. It's better than Align Weapon or Unholy Strike (not really) in that regard, because it (and bless weapon) is the only spell/effect that's can ignore and override a weapons alignment.
>>39029
>>39028
Recolor the eyes to blue. Yellow is Veronika's eye-color.
>>39031
>blue
I know that, but I just said I can't get gradient shade eyes to work right
>saves
Corrupt weapon was written wrt non-intelligent, non-aligned weapons. It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch It gets a saving throw. e_e
>blue
I know that, but I just said I can't get gradient shade eyes to work right
>saves
Corrupt weapon was written wrt non-intelligent, non-aligned weapons. It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch It gets a saving throw. e_e
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>>39032
>It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch
Than can I intimidate them with Cause Fear or Doom, to make them more likely to fail the save?
>It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch
Than can I intimidate them with Cause Fear or Doom, to make them more likely to fail the save?
morning guys.
>>39032
>>39031
By the way, I looked it up, and Tracy couldn't claim Etherealness from having a Nightmare as an "Alternative form" because the creature undergoing the alternative form retains its special qualities of the original form, but does not gain the special qualities of the new form. She also could not use flaming hooves or smoke, since these are supernatural attacks, and a creature with an alternative form retains the supernatural attacks of its original form, but does not gain the supernatural attacks of the new form
>The creature retains the special qualities of its original form. It does not gain any special qualities of its new form.
>The creature retains the spell-like abilities and supernatural attacks of its old form (except for breath weapons and gaze attacks). It does not gain the spell-like abilities or attacks of its new form.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/specialAbilities.htm#alternateForm
>>39035
Every day is meta day
>>39036
Good afternoon
>>39031
By the way, I looked it up, and Tracy couldn't claim Etherealness from having a Nightmare as an "Alternative form" because the creature undergoing the alternative form retains its special qualities of the original form, but does not gain the special qualities of the new form. She also could not use flaming hooves or smoke, since these are supernatural attacks, and a creature with an alternative form retains the supernatural attacks of its original form, but does not gain the supernatural attacks of the new form
>The creature retains the special qualities of its original form. It does not gain any special qualities of its new form.
>The creature retains the spell-like abilities and supernatural attacks of its old form (except for breath weapons and gaze attacks). It does not gain the spell-like abilities or attacks of its new form.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/specialAbilities.htm#alternateForm
>>39035
Every day is meta day
>>39036
Good afternoon
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>>39034
>not letting this go
I just want to try it out some time.. No lowly knife says 'no' to Tracy Cage.
>How do u blend shades?
I do all my edits with:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
I used the color replace tool to edit the eye-color.
new pic is just after desaturating some of that excess orange.
>not letting this go
I just want to try it out some time.. No lowly knife says 'no' to Tracy Cage.
>How do u blend shades?
I do all my edits with:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
I used the color replace tool to edit the eye-color.
new pic is just after desaturating some of that excess orange.
>>39041
I'll have to experiment with that. I do my edits in Paint and Gimp, but that only goes so far (with my skill level)
I'll have to experiment with that. I do my edits in Paint and Gimp, but that only goes so far (with my skill level)
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>>39057
>who was her first romantic interest
She's had some before. They're just dead now.
>who was her first romantic interest
She's had some before. They're just dead now.
>>39057
>cuckolding
Welp, time to put my actual dagger too use.
See y'all in hell.
JK, but fuck off
>cuckolding
Welp, time to put my actual dagger too use.
See y'all in hell.
JK, but fuck off
>>39061
Ah, thanks for reminding me of something.
GM, prepare for an autistic rabbit message
>>39064
This
Ah, thanks for reminding me of something.
GM, prepare for an autistic rabbit message
>>39064
This
>>39065
Fug.
Okay, so before we fire off, lets recap. I haven't looked back, but I last recall Trump, Tracy, and Infernius at the main gate, with a giant skeleton at their feet and dozens more (zombies and skeletons) lining the ground. There are more, but they are keeping their distance, likely at the behest of that creepy-black-cloud-thing with a broom-handle sticking out of it with a rag-doll face.
Torcuil and Trollestia are at the docks, able to keep a hoard of sea-zombies at bay, while by sea there is a creepy-black pyramid thing with torches at the corners floating toward them.
Thez <whooof> had vanished previously, in response to screams from within the town and a series of concussive 'bang' sounds.
>>39068
"Is it a benis?"
Fug.
Okay, so before we fire off, lets recap. I haven't looked back, but I last recall Trump, Tracy, and Infernius at the main gate, with a giant skeleton at their feet and dozens more (zombies and skeletons) lining the ground. There are more, but they are keeping their distance, likely at the behest of that creepy-black-cloud-thing with a broom-handle sticking out of it with a rag-doll face.
Torcuil and Trollestia are at the docks, able to keep a hoard of sea-zombies at bay, while by sea there is a creepy-black pyramid thing with torches at the corners floating toward them.
Thez <whooof> had vanished previously, in response to screams from within the town and a series of concussive 'bang' sounds.
>>39068
"Is it a benis?"
>>39068
But he's stopped being the waifu thief now. He didn't realize how much it hurt Tracy, but now he knows
The bigger problem is that he promised Torcuil he wouldn't sex her...
But he's stopped being the waifu thief now. He didn't realize how much it hurt Tracy, but now he knows
The bigger problem is that he promised Torcuil he wouldn't sex her...
>>39071
Tracy and Trumpaladin were charging Ruth, and were just moments away from being in range to attack her.
Tracy had her chain out ready to knock her off of her broom once they were just 60 ft away.
Tracy and Trumpaladin were charging Ruth, and were just moments away from being in range to attack her.
Tracy had her chain out ready to knock her off of her broom once they were just 60 ft away.
>>39071
Just for the record, was Troll casting Searing Light from the top of the tower last week? She fired multiple shots of what appeared to be that spell.
Just for the record, was Troll casting Searing Light from the top of the tower last week? She fired multiple shots of what appeared to be that spell.
>>39077
You put ranks into knowledge arcana and knowledge architecture and engineering, right? Maybe you could roll to identify the structure.
You put ranks into knowledge arcana and knowledge architecture and engineering, right? Maybe you could roll to identify the structure.
>>39073
Well for starters - as is often the case - Thez didn't really say anything, she just <whoooof>-gone, so where she is is not certain (its not a secret, but process man process!).
>>39079
Correct
>>39075
>>39076
K. When the time comes (I'm still organizing), be specific with attacks, cuz that's going to matter.
Well for starters - as is often the case - Thez didn't really say anything, she just <whoooof>-gone, so where she is is not certain (its not a secret, but process man process!).
>>39079
Correct
>>39075
>>39076
K. When the time comes (I'm still organizing), be specific with attacks, cuz that's going to matter.
>>39085
You gave those roc eggs to Tracy's faggot 100% for free without him having to plan anything out or do anything correctly. Don't give him Trollestia as easily
You gave those roc eggs to Tracy's faggot 100% for free without him having to plan anything out or do anything correctly. Don't give him Trollestia as easily
[1d20 = 20]
>>39080
Thats a good point
Rolling for identification.
I'm assuming I was able to fully rank those up for Torc, but IDk how to apply bonuses
>>39080
Thats a good point
Rolling for identification.
I'm assuming I was able to fully rank those up for Torc, but IDk how to apply bonuses
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>>39091
The pyramid wafts arcane and necromantic energy, and it appears quite old, but still quite polished and maintained. There are no apparent entries, and it glides along the water effortlessly and without rocking. It is a 4-sided black pyramid, of a similar (though different) material as Court City. Its basically a creepy-floating-temple that you need to be undead or ethereal-able to enter.
The pyramid wafts arcane and necromantic energy, and it appears quite old, but still quite polished and maintained. There are no apparent entries, and it glides along the water effortlessly and without rocking. It is a 4-sided black pyramid, of a similar (though different) material as Court City. Its basically a creepy-floating-temple that you need to be undead or ethereal-able to enter.
>>39093
>pali
Uhhhh,... its a pyramid. Its pretty fuggin big, big enough to allow me to put a dungeon in later on.
>pali
Uhhhh,... its a pyramid. Its pretty fuggin big, big enough to allow me to put a dungeon in later on.
>>39093
I never had an issue with mounted Tracy's su abilities. He can ride Tracy. And if not Tracy, then Thez
I never had an issue with mounted Tracy's su abilities. He can ride Tracy. And if not Tracy, then Thez
Alright, so we have the character "starting positions". This is gonna be hairy, cuz there's several operations going on simultaneously. My head may explode, in spite of efforts to prevent it.
>>39097
>T
Roll 3d20
>>39097
>T
Roll 3d20
[1d20 = 20]
>>39100
>kek wills it
ALright! Let start this off shall we?
As Tracy and Trump speed toward the vacuous black cloud that has a broom-handled puppet sticking out of it, weapons drawn and ready to lay the smackdown,....
"Disintegrate"
... a thin green beam shoots out of it, aimed at the shiny human on the weird horse speeding toward.
At the same time, the onslaught of water-ghouls ceases. They haven't left, but there's dozens of them staring at Torcuil and Troll with beady black eyes and a malevolent expression on their faces, which are just above water, all along the docks. Its spoopy AF.
Meanwhile, sounds of things breaking can be heard from inside the Port.
>>39100
>kek wills it
ALright! Let start this off shall we?
As Tracy and Trump speed toward the vacuous black cloud that has a broom-handled puppet sticking out of it, weapons drawn and ready to lay the smackdown,....
"Disintegrate"
... a thin green beam shoots out of it, aimed at the shiny human on the weird horse speeding toward.
At the same time, the onslaught of water-ghouls ceases. They haven't left, but there's dozens of them staring at Torcuil and Troll with beady black eyes and a malevolent expression on their faces, which are just above water, all along the docks. Its spoopy AF.
Meanwhile, sounds of things breaking can be heard from inside the Port.
>>39107
Nope, Disintegrate is a touch-attack spell, and that was the roll for it. What is Trump's motified Fortitude saving throw?
Nope, Disintegrate is a touch-attack spell, and that was the roll for it. What is Trump's motified Fortitude saving throw?
Ur lucky touch-attack spells don't get critical hit modifiers
>>39109
Does she need a caster check for that given the 19 spell resistance?
I guess it isn't like I wasn't expecting this to happen
10 base +4 charisma +1 stone of good luck +1 Constitution bonus +that cloak of resistance, like +3 or +4
So something like +19, maybe +20 to his fort without eagles splendor and an additional +2 with eagles splendor, which would be +21 or +22
Does she need a caster check for that given the 19 spell resistance?
I guess it isn't like I wasn't expecting this to happen
10 base +4 charisma +1 stone of good luck +1 Constitution bonus +that cloak of resistance, like +3 or +4
So something like +19, maybe +20 to his fort without eagles splendor and an additional +2 with eagles splendor, which would be +21 or +22
>>39113
Yes. So +22, and I'm working on the spell resistance, but I'm having difficulty finding the entry.
Yes. So +22, and I'm working on the spell resistance, but I'm having difficulty finding the entry.
Okay, I'm not finding anything pertaining to Paladin spell resistence, I'm only finding entries to do with Paladin mount resistance, which is foolish desu. How would a mount get spell resistence if the paladin doesn't?
[1d20 = 6]
>>39111
>"If I die, do not let them take my body. And please don't turn any part of me into a damned drinking mug or chair or clothing accessory"
>>39118
With faith in his equipment and natural strength, and certainty in his cause and purpose, Trumpaladin now trusts in the dice
"Elway, watch over me"
>>39111
>"If I die, do not let them take my body. And please don't turn any part of me into a damned drinking mug or chair or clothing accessory"
>>39118
With faith in his equipment and natural strength, and certainty in his cause and purpose, Trumpaladin now trusts in the dice
"Elway, watch over me"
[5d6 = 16]
>>39119
Yay, he saves not by much tho. It would have been awkward for him to crumble into dust during this glorious charge.
>>39119
Yay, he saves not by much tho. It would have been awkward for him to crumble into dust during this glorious charge.
Okay, long and drawn out I know.
Trump gets hit by a pale green beam that hurts, comparable to a good gash from an axe, though he shows no visible damage. This doesn't detract from his/Tracy's charge however.
Trump gets hit by a pale green beam that hurts, comparable to a good gash from an axe, though he shows no visible damage. This doesn't detract from his/Tracy's charge however.
Meanwhile Infernius heads off to the sewers, where there is a huge pile of poo (there was a poo demon), and a curious woman(?) who seems to be eating it.
>>39108
T> "They don't have emotions in the typical sense, they're just animate forms of rage and vile."
T> "They don't have emotions in the typical sense, they're just animate forms of rage and vile."
>>39131
"GUNS! GIVE ME YOUR GUNS!" she screams as she turns toward you. "FEINSTEIN WILL HAVE YOUR GUNS!" she says, still eating poo.
"GUNS! GIVE ME YOUR GUNS!" she screams as she turns toward you. "FEINSTEIN WILL HAVE YOUR GUNS!" she says, still eating poo.
Dianne Feinstein is a shrivelled husk of a human, clearly undead. She's eating poo 'cuz it amuses GM for her to do so, so she is. Infernius is not yet in melee range, but has a moment to decide what to do next (range weapons, spells, or close distance).
Meanwhile, a voice speaks into the mind of Torcuil and Trollestia.
"You must pass the pyramid in order to find out what is inside it"
"You must pass the pyramid in order to find out what is inside it"
>>39129
Pfft! Concealment only increases the chance of a miss by 20% to 50%. She ain't a Rogue, so there's no special danger. The only way to disperse the cloud anyways is to use Tracy's sword's gust feature, and Tracy's faggot is more interested in making attack types that don't exist than using his equipment wisely.
What's the alternative to wading in? Prance around it while RBG spams insta-kill spells at us until we fail our saving throws?
Pfft! Concealment only increases the chance of a miss by 20% to 50%. She ain't a Rogue, so there's no special danger. The only way to disperse the cloud anyways is to use Tracy's sword's gust feature, and Tracy's faggot is more interested in making attack types that don't exist than using his equipment wisely.
What's the alternative to wading in? Prance around it while RBG spams insta-kill spells at us until we fail our saving throws?
>>39136
It... It finally happened. Infernius finally rolled a Natural 20 in a situation that wasn't Torcuil's attack of opportunity against him. AND THEN HE ROLLED A SECOND ONE!
I haven't seen anything this glorious since I rolled a 20 on pinning Tracy and another 20 on a >rape roll
It... It finally happened. Infernius finally rolled a Natural 20 in a situation that wasn't Torcuil's attack of opportunity against him. AND THEN HE ROLLED A SECOND ONE!
I haven't seen anything this glorious since I rolled a 20 on pinning Tracy and another 20 on a >rape roll
I'm not GOING to do that, but if I were to preserve those rolls (which I really wanna), that means Feinstein gets first move, and you can guess from how RBG started what's coming next.
[3d20 = 36]
>>39135
I thought she was using Darkness, not smoke.
May as well start off by trying to blow the old lady away with Gust of Wind then.
The chain dances, so rolling for its attacks, attempting to knock her off the broom.
>>39135
I thought she was using Darkness, not smoke.
May as well start off by trying to blow the old lady away with Gust of Wind then.
The chain dances, so rolling for its attacks, attempting to knock her off the broom.
Oh! It misses! It whisks by his face, but fails to make contact!
Okay now Infernius can gets to murder,... which with the critical modifiers of his being a flaming-burst sword ON TOP of the basic crit stats for the sword its self, I don't need to roll.
>>39147
Y? Then he might be dead
Okay now Infernius can gets to murder,... which with the critical modifiers of his being a flaming-burst sword ON TOP of the basic crit stats for the sword its self, I don't need to roll.
>>39147
Y? Then he might be dead
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>>39148
Lol
Can I make a full Attack? Tracy's faggot is making a full attack
Full Attack:
Smite Evil, Slash, Slash, Slash
Lol
Can I make a full Attack? Tracy's faggot is making a full attack
Full Attack:
Smite Evil, Slash, Slash, Slash
>>39151
Well fuck you too dice
His modifiers should be +16 base (-5 each subsequent attack) +5 strength +7 Vanderiem on Evil and +4 charisma modifier on the first attack for +32 on the first roll, +23 the second, +
That would be
36
38
24
17
Well fuck you too dice
His modifiers should be +16 base (-5 each subsequent attack) +5 strength +7 Vanderiem on Evil and +4 charisma modifier on the first attack for +32 on the first roll, +23 the second, +
That would be
36
38
24
17
>>39146
>all these 20s, fug
She's not actually flying on the broom-handle, she's holding it so to give ppl something to look at and is otherwise floating on air. The first attack lands, but the 1 voids any further attacks via the fumble, which if it wasn't a semi-animate weapon would cause a disarm. We'll just write it off as a "fail of further attacks".
>>39153
Yes, ty
>>39154
Spirited charge 'eh? You sure you don't want to re-think that? This is not an opponent that you want to stay out of range of.
>all these 20s, fug
She's not actually flying on the broom-handle, she's holding it so to give ppl something to look at and is otherwise floating on air. The first attack lands, but the 1 voids any further attacks via the fumble, which if it wasn't a semi-animate weapon would cause a disarm. We'll just write it off as a "fail of further attacks".
>>39153
Yes, ty
>>39154
Spirited charge 'eh? You sure you don't want to re-think that? This is not an opponent that you want to stay out of range of.
>>39152
Don't knock her off the broom. That's not even her on the broom. That's a human face on top of the broom as a distraction which you are falling for for some reason. The actual RBG is hiding in the cloud. Start striking the cloud to kill her, or clear her cover. Just kill her in as few rounds as possible so we don't get insta-killed
Don't knock her off the broom. That's not even her on the broom. That's a human face on top of the broom as a distraction which you are falling for for some reason. The actual RBG is hiding in the cloud. Start striking the cloud to kill her, or clear her cover. Just kill her in as few rounds as possible so we don't get insta-killed
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>>39155
I just want to get close enough to use my sword. That is all I have ever wanted. I would prefer to get right next to her and slash until she's dead, but whatever the circumstances give me I will take
I just want to get close enough to use my sword. That is all I have ever wanted. I would prefer to get right next to her and slash until she's dead, but whatever the circumstances give me I will take
>>39158
As the beam narrowly misses Infernius' face, he charges forward, igniting his greatsword and splaying light all around the otherwise dark and decrepit sewers, and casting full light on Feinstein. She looks ebil and sinister, even beyond that she's a lich (she is BTW), her skin drawn tight and pale from age and wear. Her jaw gapes as he rushes forward, neatly cleaving most of her neck (causing her head to lop to the side awkwardly, though still partially connected) and cutting through her abdomen, effectively disemboweling her of her putrid and decayed internals, which are already largely full of poo. The third attack doesn't land unfortunately, and though not quite dead, she's quite fugged up and since her throat is cut she can't speak.
As the beam narrowly misses Infernius' face, he charges forward, igniting his greatsword and splaying light all around the otherwise dark and decrepit sewers, and casting full light on Feinstein. She looks ebil and sinister, even beyond that she's a lich (she is BTW), her skin drawn tight and pale from age and wear. Her jaw gapes as he rushes forward, neatly cleaving most of her neck (causing her head to lop to the side awkwardly, though still partially connected) and cutting through her abdomen, effectively disemboweling her of her putrid and decayed internals, which are already largely full of poo. The third attack doesn't land unfortunately, and though not quite dead, she's quite fugged up and since her throat is cut she can't speak.
>>39153
By those rolls, 3 of the attacks land, including the initial smite ebil. Gawd, I'm gonna have to do some excel charts for all this shit.
By those rolls, 3 of the attacks land, including the initial smite ebil. Gawd, I'm gonna have to do some excel charts for all this shit.
[2d20 = 19]
>>39160
She attempts to speak, but only gurgles poo from her throat, as she attempts to claw at Infernius with both hands.
>>39160
She attempts to speak, but only gurgles poo from her throat, as she attempts to claw at Infernius with both hands.
[3d10 = 18]
You have Vanderiem listed as a 1d10 weapon, Trumpaladin's strength modifier is 5x1.5=7.5, and the smite evil hit adds +16 damage to that attack
I love the mathematized combat system. It's my favorite thing about the d&d system. If you want to outsource the math to me, I'll take it
rolling for Vanderiem's damage
You have Vanderiem listed as a 1d10 weapon, Trumpaladin's strength modifier is 5x1.5=7.5, and the smite evil hit adds +16 damage to that attack
I love the mathematized combat system. It's my favorite thing about the d&d system. If you want to outsource the math to me, I'll take it
rolling for Vanderiem's damage
see 'ya
>>39151
>Not using Vanderiem's Feathfall special ability to make an additional attack in the same round
>Not making a melee touch attack, and then blowing RBG away with 96 HP of damage from Paladin's lay of hands while the Eagle's Splendor is active
Um... My excuse is that I'm saving them for the stronger enemies we'll encounter later...
>Not using Vanderiem's Feathfall special ability to make an additional attack in the same round
>Not making a melee touch attack, and then blowing RBG away with 96 HP of damage from Paladin's lay of hands while the Eagle's Splendor is active
Um... My excuse is that I'm saving them for the stronger enemies we'll encounter later...
>>39163
>math is his favorite part
Okay then.. Good for you, I guess.
Tracy goes for a full Round melee with her cane-sword, intent of chopping the old judge to pieces.
Her chain continues to strike its designated target, tormenting Ruth with relentless attacks.
Tracy's weapons could use names later on. I'll think of some.
>math is his favorite part
Okay then.. Good for you, I guess.
Tracy goes for a full Round melee with her cane-sword, intent of chopping the old judge to pieces.
Her chain continues to strike its designated target, tormenting Ruth with relentless attacks.
Tracy's weapons could use names later on. I'll think of some.
>>39173
You should know, you almost just got paralyzed to death. Just saying.
>>39175
Dammit indeed
>>39178
Also this
>>39168
"Undead are creating life faster than practically any other method" echoes in Torcuil's head
T> "Ignore it, it is the insane ramblings of a thing long dead and far less relevant than it might seem."
You should know, you almost just got paralyzed to death. Just saying.
>>39175
Dammit indeed
>>39178
Also this
>>39168
"Undead are creating life faster than practically any other method" echoes in Torcuil's head
T> "Ignore it, it is the insane ramblings of a thing long dead and far less relevant than it might seem."
>>39178
>the chain is wielded as a weapon in place of another
Really? Then why can it still attack when it's owner is unconscious?
>the chain is wielded as a weapon in place of another
Really? Then why can it still attack when it's owner is unconscious?
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>>39185
Use your sword, It has better numbers
Tracy has 31 strength, which gives her a +10 on Melee attack rolls and +10 on damage rolls
Use your sword, It has better numbers
Tracy has 31 strength, which gives her a +10 on Melee attack rolls and +10 on damage rolls
>>39188
T> "I don't know about the pyramid, but it seems clear that that one (Pelosi) is our most immediate concern."
P> Magic Circle against Good
The air around Pelosi darkens and wavers for a moment.
>>39190
It is, but its not so animate that Tracy can just 'let go'. Its animate in that it can be controlled at 60' length without incurring penalties.
T> "I don't know about the pyramid, but it seems clear that that one (Pelosi) is our most immediate concern."
P> Magic Circle against Good
The air around Pelosi darkens and wavers for a moment.
>>39190
It is, but its not so animate that Tracy can just 'let go'. Its animate in that it can be controlled at 60' length without incurring penalties.
>>39188
P> "I believe that Hillary Clinton is one of the best prepared people in our history to rule Court City, with her vision, her knowledge, her experience, her strategic thinking, her connection to the Game people."
P> "I believe that Hillary Clinton is one of the best prepared people in our history to rule Court City, with her vision, her knowledge, her experience, her strategic thinking, her connection to the Game people."
>>39195
The latter. It's a bullshit "I sense a disturbance in the force" kind of thing that I am just doing for fun
The latter. It's a bullshit "I sense a disturbance in the force" kind of thing that I am just doing for fun
I meant to ask this a long time ago, can you make Intimidate checks during combat? For the sake of Demoralization option.
>>39198
Yes, of course. Oh, I forgot to mention what happened with the chain. After a successful crit, the chain rebounded and wrapped around Trump's sword-arm. He's not wounded, but its a spiked chain and will take a round to remove effectively without injuring him.
>>39200
Yes, but as a solid, don't bother against undead.
Yes, of course. Oh, I forgot to mention what happened with the chain. After a successful crit, the chain rebounded and wrapped around Trump's sword-arm. He's not wounded, but its a spiked chain and will take a round to remove effectively without injuring him.
>>39200
Yes, but as a solid, don't bother against undead.
Why are we going with the first set of dice rolls?
Okay....
Okay....
[1d20 = 9]
This is for Tracy's Finger of Death
(for a moment, I thought that the last one was Tracy's save, but it was Feinstein's)
This is for Tracy's Finger of Death
(for a moment, I thought that the last one was Tracy's save, but it was Feinstein's)
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>>39208
I thought she could do that during combat.
Also, she'll use the next round to unwra the chain, while you try and finish her off with lay on hands.
I thought she could do that during combat.
Also, she'll use the next round to unwra the chain, while you try and finish her off with lay on hands.
>>39214
That was a saving throw roll, and had it been Tracy's, Trump would be plummeting to the ground while 'riding' a corpse. Just saying
That was a saving throw roll, and had it been Tracy's, Trump would be plummeting to the ground while 'riding' a corpse. Just saying
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>>39216
Does she have a nightmares's fortitude save bonus while being ridden? She has all of the other stats.
A nightmare's fortitude save bonus is +16.
Does she have a nightmares's fortitude save bonus while being ridden? She has all of the other stats.
A nightmare's fortitude save bonus is +16.
>>39220
Well, a Cauchemar's save, which is +17. Be advised that that's a total number which includes a +7 constitution bonus
Well, a Cauchemar's save, which is +17. Be advised that that's a total number which includes a +7 constitution bonus
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Nanci Pelosi shudders in place for a moment. She takes no damage, but is observably immobilized for a moment by the effects of a Restoration spell. Torcuil's move again. (on that front)
[1d20 = 16]
>>39234
Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack
Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action
Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
>>39234
Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack
Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action
Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
>>39239
I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
>>39238
Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose
"Boop"
Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time
"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"
With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
\r
Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose
"Boop"
Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time
"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"
With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
\r
>>39243
Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242
That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244
Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242
That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244
Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
>>39245
he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
>>39245
To Fae
>"RBG is Dead. Long live Justice Don Willet, who shall be appointed to the Court in her place. What is the status report on the situation?"
To Fae
>"RBG is Dead. Long live Justice Don Willet, who shall be appointed to the Court in her place. What is the status report on the situation?"
>>39253
>Many casualties. Devourers and Nightwalkers entered the port from the ethereal plane. The port has rallied, but not without cost. Thez has been working at a frenzy, but there's too many.
>Many casualties. Devourers and Nightwalkers entered the port from the ethereal plane. The port has rallied, but not without cost. Thez has been working at a frenzy, but there's too many.
>>39257
But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
Upon Pelosi's death, the floating pyramid begins to rotate in the water. Slowly at first, it increases in rotation, slowly causing larger and larger waves to lap at the docks.
>>39269
>The Generals have maintained the stadium, and are keeping the bulk of the citizenry safe. The spartans,... could not be contained. Their status is unknown.
>The Generals have maintained the stadium, and are keeping the bulk of the citizenry safe. The spartans,... could not be contained. Their status is unknown.
>>39271
T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
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>>39279
Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city
We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city
We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
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[1d20+21 = 37]
>>39280
That's an issue for another round.
We have some souls to repose first.
Tracy gathers up the things on the ground Trumpaldin directed her to, then Speeds off towards the city.
Rolling to Spot the aforementioned undead.
>>39280
That's an issue for another round.
We have some souls to repose first.
Tracy gathers up the things on the ground Trumpaldin directed her to, then Speeds off towards the city.
Rolling to Spot the aforementioned undead.
>>39286
Very true. Those are MY souls, Goddamn it! They can't have them. We're killing every fucking one of them. Don't forget those cowards hide on the Ethereal plane too
Very true. Those are MY souls, Goddamn it! They can't have them. We're killing every fucking one of them. Don't forget those cowards hide on the Ethereal plane too
>>39285
On the one hand, yes. It would eliminate the party from entering for the duration of the spell, which would be 1 day/level but dispel-able. On the other hand, it eliminates the opponent's ability to escape, which might be a greater gain.
>>39289
There it is. The pyramid begins to grind, as though suddenly striking at some unseen object as it rotates, slowing and coming to a stop. The torches at its corners have gone out, and it sits omenously in the water just off the docks.
On the one hand, yes. It would eliminate the party from entering for the duration of the spell, which would be 1 day/level but dispel-able. On the other hand, it eliminates the opponent's ability to escape, which might be a greater gain.
>>39289
There it is. The pyramid begins to grind, as though suddenly striking at some unseen object as it rotates, slowing and coming to a stop. The torches at its corners have gone out, and it sits omenously in the water just off the docks.
>>39290
>eliminate the party from entering
Via Ethereal Jaunt. The jolly Cunt is in the harbor and has cannons. I don't know if cute sex horse is still alive, but we're sending the Trebuchet too
>eliminate the party from entering
Via Ethereal Jaunt. The jolly Cunt is in the harbor and has cannons. I don't know if cute sex horse is still alive, but we're sending the Trebuchet too
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>>39296
To the whore house! Go through the Ethereal plane if you think we'll catch any of those fuckers hiding there
Those are my souls. They can't have them
If that doesn't work, I'm going to tweet to get them to come to me
To the whore house! Go through the Ethereal plane if you think we'll catch any of those fuckers hiding there
Those are my souls. They can't have them
If that doesn't work, I'm going to tweet to get them to come to me
>>39294
"Yes of course. I could go for some "tea" at the moment."
>>39295
As Trump and Tracy near the port, they are shocked by the silence. Its not like the silence during the Soros invasion, where the whole was accented by roaring flames and dancing lights, this is more somber, muted, and repressed. The only sound that reaches them is that of a faint wailing and sobbing, while their eyes are struck with dead bodies everywhere. Mostly undead, but plenty of humans lie about. Some cleavved apart, others gashed and scraped into a gore-shaped mess, a few even can't be identified as bodies, though its clear something was there. Civilians peek fearfully out from behind buildings and rooftops as Trump and Tracy arrive, and as the sound of wailing increases, it becomes apparent that it is Thez that is the source. She's fugged up, wounds all over, bleeding from everywhere, but she's fixated on the corpse of a particularly large Devourer that lies still at her feet. Trump and Tracy touch down, and upon approaching, they find they recognize the face splayed upon the center-mass of the Devourer that Thez stands over. And not just that one, but several others that line the area. Despite the horrid and monstrous visage of the Devourer, the face on the creature in the torso of several is familiar... painfully so.
"I,... I..." Thez weakly mutters as both approach. "I'm sorry." she finally manages, breaking into more sobs.
P.S. the fight is decided, this is interactive cinema and story
"Yes of course. I could go for some "tea" at the moment."
>>39295
As Trump and Tracy near the port, they are shocked by the silence. Its not like the silence during the Soros invasion, where the whole was accented by roaring flames and dancing lights, this is more somber, muted, and repressed. The only sound that reaches them is that of a faint wailing and sobbing, while their eyes are struck with dead bodies everywhere. Mostly undead, but plenty of humans lie about. Some cleavved apart, others gashed and scraped into a gore-shaped mess, a few even can't be identified as bodies, though its clear something was there. Civilians peek fearfully out from behind buildings and rooftops as Trump and Tracy arrive, and as the sound of wailing increases, it becomes apparent that it is Thez that is the source. She's fugged up, wounds all over, bleeding from everywhere, but she's fixated on the corpse of a particularly large Devourer that lies still at her feet. Trump and Tracy touch down, and upon approaching, they find they recognize the face splayed upon the center-mass of the Devourer that Thez stands over. And not just that one, but several others that line the area. Despite the horrid and monstrous visage of the Devourer, the face on the creature in the torso of several is familiar... painfully so.
"I,... I..." Thez weakly mutters as both approach. "I'm sorry." she finally manages, breaking into more sobs.
P.S. the fight is decided, this is interactive cinema and story
>>39298
That works, just note that Trumpaladin would have directed Tracy to chase down Devourers on the Ethereal plane, and would have sent tweets to attract the enemy to him
That works, just note that Trumpaladin would have directed Tracy to chase down Devourers on the Ethereal plane, and would have sent tweets to attract the enemy to him
Sech's face adorns the largest of the Devourers, as well as a pair of the generals (for Trump), some of the Gestapo (for Infernius), a few of the Fight Club (also for Thez) and a pair of the Spartans.
Its not just Devourerers that line the streets, there's all kinds of undead, but those are the ones that are significant at the moment.
Its not just Devourerers that line the streets, there's all kinds of undead, but those are the ones that are significant at the moment.
>>39301
"I,... <sniff> I tried that. Their essence had already been consumed." Thez finally says after a few moments of composure (and a few moments of smashing bodies for good measure).
"I,... <sniff> I tried that. Their essence had already been consumed." Thez finally says after a few moments of composure (and a few moments of smashing bodies for good measure).
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Tracy paces around the battlefield gloomily. Still looking around to spot any more enemies.
Sorry, I'm not pacing for dramaticism, I just got an important phone call, I'll be back in 5
>get back
Fuck
Torc runs into port barry looking for the rest of party.
"GUYS? THERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE!"
Fuck
Torc runs into port barry looking for the rest of party.
"GUYS? THERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE!"
>>39316
*places other hand on horse (pony?) muzzle. But he does not move his hands in a petting fashion*
*places other hand on horse (pony?) muzzle. But he does not move his hands in a petting fashion*
>>39315
Torc stops in front of Trump Tracy and Thez.
"You guys, there's something you might wanna see at the do..."
Torc then relizes the looks on everyones faces, and quickly notices who's gone He doesn't notice the devouers in detail
"Oh no, is Infernius okay?"
Torc stops in front of Trump Tracy and Thez.
"You guys, there's something you might wanna see at the do..."
Torc then relizes the looks on everyones faces, and quickly notices who's gone He doesn't notice the devouers in detail
"Oh no, is Infernius okay?"
>>39323
Thez looks up, a shocked and panicked look on her face. "He was at the bridge with,..." she looks at Trump. "Where is he!" she phrases it as a demand, but her voice is pleading.
Thez looks up, a shocked and panicked look on her face. "He was at the bridge with,..." she looks at Trump. "Where is he!" she phrases it as a demand, but her voice is pleading.
*Writes speech to deliver to the citizenry when there is a chance*
>>39332
*points to devourers*
"Sechs is gone. As are several of my men. And your men. And Thez's. And others..."
*points to devourers*
"Sechs is gone. As are several of my men. And your men. And Thez's. And others..."
>>39337
Thez, face tear-stained and still flowing. "Its... its all," she clears her throat and says in the meekest voice ever heard (from her), "Is all my fault."
She gazes into Infernius' eyes for a moment, and he can see that there is much to be said, but for the moment, she hangs her head, collapses to her knees, and her shoulders start to quiver.
Thez, face tear-stained and still flowing. "Its... its all," she clears her throat and says in the meekest voice ever heard (from her), "Is all my fault."
She gazes into Infernius' eyes for a moment, and he can see that there is much to be said, but for the moment, she hangs her head, collapses to her knees, and her shoulders start to quiver.
>>39338
*picks up thez*
"it not your fault thez it gonna be okay theres no time to be sad we go straight to genocide for this transgression."
*picks up thez*
"it not your fault thez it gonna be okay theres no time to be sad we go straight to genocide for this transgression."
>>39339
"I knew too, but I didn't think they'd be able to IN the town. I thought the churches to Rockwell and Hitler and Football would be enough to repel them. But," she crumbles as she says it "It was me."
"I knew too, but I didn't think they'd be able to IN the town. I thought the churches to Rockwell and Hitler and Football would be enough to repel them. But," she crumbles as she says it "It was me."
"From the very beginning, I unhallowed the whorehouse when I was infernal, and they found it. They sensed it and they used that to their advantage."
Torc stands to the side akwardly looking at his stuff.
She looks at Trump first, "This is not my doing," then at Infernius "but it is my fault," then at Sechs-Devourer. "and not theirs."
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As the dialogue continues, a shambling sound occurs from an adjacent alley. It sounds like something scraping a large mass across the ground.
>>39352
"Calm down Infernius. You don't know what it is..."
Don't kill off a possible source of exposition
"Calm down Infernius. You don't know what it is..."
Don't kill off a possible source of exposition
>>39354
Trumpaladin runs to her, and feeds her a heal serious wounds potion from the flask from Korak
Trumpaladin runs to her, and feeds her a heal serious wounds potion from the flask from Korak
"Yeah guys listen, I hate to break you all up and intrude, but there is you all really need to see at the docks."
>>39358
*Hugs pony*
"You did marvelously. Our defenses held the line. There was a vulnerability deep in town, known about before but never closed because of political reasons which the enemy exploited."
*Hugs pony*
"You did marvelously. Our defenses held the line. There was a vulnerability deep in town, known about before but never closed because of political reasons which the enemy exploited."
[1d20+19 = 27]
Rolling to Move Silently
Rolling to Move Silently
And while GM is want to make jokes about being overwhelmed from behind,....
>>39360
Um, this
>>39359
"This was ages ago, before you arrived. She," indicating Thez "Drove them off, but not before they had wreaked havoc on those assembled."
>>39369
"I... I've had worse," she says, holding back sobs. She's completely demoralized.
>>39360
Um, this
>>39359
"This was ages ago, before you arrived. She," indicating Thez "Drove them off, but not before they had wreaked havoc on those assembled."
>>39369
"I... I've had worse," she says, holding back sobs. She's completely demoralized.
>>39387
>"Tracy, I'm sorry, but this battle isn't over yet. Her undead turning skills are still useful. The head lichs remain on the loose, and we still need to destroy the Phylacteries. There's a pyramid thing at the docks, and we need to seize the Court City. Now is hardly the time"
>"But I promise you, I will help you when the time does come"
>"Tracy, I'm sorry, but this battle isn't over yet. Her undead turning skills are still useful. The head lichs remain on the loose, and we still need to destroy the Phylacteries. There's a pyramid thing at the docks, and we need to seize the Court City. Now is hardly the time"
>"But I promise you, I will help you when the time does come"
>>39397
I mean, you're detecting strong auras of good. What are you hoping to find? Sinister-wicked undead? Wrong spell.
I mean, you're detecting strong auras of good. What are you hoping to find? Sinister-wicked undead? Wrong spell.
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>>39405
Tracy curses having wasted her Conceal Alignment scroll earlier that night, as she heads off towards the docks in stealth.
Tracy curses having wasted her Conceal Alignment scroll earlier that night, as she heads off towards the docks in stealth.
Alright, once she pinpoints the aura. She waits at a distance and attempts to Spot Troll.
>>39412
>"Can you not do it in the open in front of the white knights? Maybe be more secretive? Wait until she's alone? After the battle?"
>"Can you not do it in the open in front of the white knights? Maybe be more secretive? Wait until she's alone? After the battle?"
>>39413
>"Can you at least wait until we figure out why there's a talking black pyramid in the harbor?"
>"Can you at least wait until we figure out why there's a talking black pyramid in the harbor?"
>>39413
U realize that detect w/e has a 60' radius,... she shouldn't have even been able to detect Troll from this distance
U realize that detect w/e has a 60' radius,... she shouldn't have even been able to detect Troll from this distance
>>39417
>"Sure, but can you wait until a time that they won't be able to intervene, or the enemy won't be able to ambush us from the Pyramid 100 feet away, or you and I can at least loot the corpse for the bracers?"
>"Sure, but can you wait until a time that they won't be able to intervene, or the enemy won't be able to ambush us from the Pyramid 100 feet away, or you and I can at least loot the corpse for the bracers?"
>>39424
Sexy!
I know RBG's buffs couldn't possibly have been any higher than +9 and probably less because a 24 landed and lichs get +5 AC, but still worth looking into
Sexy!
I know RBG's buffs couldn't possibly have been any higher than +9 and probably less because a 24 landed and lichs get +5 AC, but still worth looking into
>>39425
>'Come to the Docks, Flashy....'
Tracy unrolls one of her Scrolls of True Strike and casts the spell.
>'Come to the Docks, Flashy....'
Tracy unrolls one of her Scrolls of True Strike and casts the spell.
She can see Troll by now, right?
She's crouched in the alley, observing her target from a distance.
>>39429
It lasts until the next attack she makes. She knows she'll need it anyway.
She's crouched in the alley, observing her target from a distance.
>>39429
It lasts until the next attack she makes. She knows she'll need it anyway.
>>39430
>"Don't be distracted by pretty little unicorns Tracy. The son's a bitches who killed my men - all our men... and women... probably children....."
>"They may still be here. In the harbor. They may get you too if you are not careful"
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>"Don't be distracted by pretty little unicorns Tracy. The son's a bitches who killed my men - all our men... and women... probably children....."
>"They may still be here. In the harbor. They may get you too if you are not careful"
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>>39430
Trollestia is standing obviously toward the end of the docks, eyeballing the numerous faces that are gnashingly glaring at her.
Oh, did I mention the dozens of zombie-like faces? There's dozens of zombie-like faces btw.
Trollestia is standing obviously toward the end of the docks, eyeballing the numerous faces that are gnashingly glaring at her.
Oh, did I mention the dozens of zombie-like faces? There's dozens of zombie-like faces btw.
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I need sleep and have shit to do tomorrow, so I'll probaly be on again Monday.
So see y'all later.
So see y'all later.
>>39447
Oh shit. I'll try to keep Tracy's faggot off Trollestia until you have the chance to fight for her (or not, but just so long as your character is able to respond under circumstances he'd obviously be present for)
Oh shit. I'll try to keep Tracy's faggot off Trollestia until you have the chance to fight for her (or not, but just so long as your character is able to respond under circumstances he'd obviously be present for)
>>39446
She says nothing. Because she knows there's no way he couyld've seen her from her hiding spot.
She says nothing. Because she knows there's no way he couyld've seen her from her hiding spot.
>>39449
True, but there's no way Tracy would have been able to see the monsters if they are under the water. Maybe if they are floating in air, but in any detail
All she'd have to do is walk up behind. So long as Trollestia isn't expecting an attack there's no need to hide
True, but there's no way Tracy would have been able to see the monsters if they are under the water. Maybe if they are floating in air, but in any detail
All she'd have to do is walk up behind. So long as Trollestia isn't expecting an attack there's no need to hide
>>39450
Ask Trollestia, or Fae if she's there by now and knows the answer "What am I looking at here?"
Ask Trollestia, or Fae if she's there by now and knows the answer "What am I looking at here?"
>>39451
They're not under water, there's a bunch of heads just above water, sneering at Trollestia (and whoever is in range, they can smell too)
They're not under water, there's a bunch of heads just above water, sneering at Trollestia (and whoever is in range, they can smell too)
>>39451
She's waiting at a distance to determine that Troll is thoroughly distracted, she's palming her special daggers.
She's waiting at a distance to determine that Troll is thoroughly distracted, she's palming her special daggers.
Well, they're MOSTLY under water, but not entirely and not concealed (mostly)
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>>39453
Okay, but he explicitly says aloud to Trollestia and to Fae (if she's there by now) "what the hell am I looking at" and expects at least an "I don't know" answer
>>39454
Give Torcuil a chance to respond or do plan T or whatever. It's a part of his character's development to determine how he'd react under this situation
>>39456
What?
Okay, but he explicitly says aloud to Trollestia and to Fae (if she's there by now) "what the hell am I looking at" and expects at least an "I don't know" answer
>>39454
Give Torcuil a chance to respond or do plan T or whatever. It's a part of his character's development to determine how he'd react under this situation
>>39456
What?
>>39457
He's not there yet. And Trump just told her to make sure the other "white knights" weren't there, so why would she wait?
>What
Witcher III.
No end to those freaks.
He's not there yet. And Trump just told her to make sure the other "white knights" weren't there, so why would she wait?
>What
Witcher III.
No end to those freaks.
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>>39458
Well now he's telling her to wait until we know what the hell is going on
>"There's a fucking black version of the Tower in the harbor and ghouls in the water. Just wait on killing the unicorn until we at least know what the hell is going on"
Well now he's telling her to wait until we know what the hell is going on
>"There's a fucking black version of the Tower in the harbor and ghouls in the water. Just wait on killing the unicorn until we at least know what the hell is going on"
>>39464
>'I've wanted that cunt gone for three months now, and I'm not about to wait another second.'
>'As soon as she kicks the bucket, push her to the necrophages.'
>'Keep talking to her. I'm not far away.'
>'I've wanted that cunt gone for three months now, and I'm not about to wait another second.'
>'As soon as she kicks the bucket, push her to the necrophages.'
>'Keep talking to her. I'm not far away.'
>>39464
T> "I don't know what to tell you. There's countless gnarly faces, maintaining distance but staring evilly. I may have bit off more than I can chew."
T> "I don't know what to tell you. There's countless gnarly faces, maintaining distance but staring evilly. I may have bit off more than I can chew."
Tracy is now wielding both of her keened Bane Daggers and her Assassin's Dagger, ready to strike.
Trumpaladin draws Suguito
>>39467
>'I doin't care for any part of that cunt. Do what you like with her, just make sure she's gone, permanently.'
>'I doin't care for any part of that cunt. Do what you like with her, just make sure she's gone, permanently.'
Trumpaladin asks Fae to go find the men, and to send them to the Jolly Cunt. Fae is Dismissed
[1d20+19 = 25]
Tracy begins moving in stealth while Troll is visibly distracted, quickly and silently, with conviction.
Rolling to Move Silently.
Tracy begins moving in stealth while Troll is visibly distracted, quickly and silently, with conviction.
Rolling to Move Silently.
>>39474
"I'm sorry Troll. I can't delay any longer. My earlier promise to you still stands, but so does mine to her. Forgive me"
"I'm sorry Troll. I can't delay any longer. My earlier promise to you still stands, but so does mine to her. Forgive me"
>>39478
"I'm sure we'll get them, but,... it didn't have to be this way. I don't know how it 'should' have been but,... not this."
"I'm sure we'll get them, but,... it didn't have to be this way. I don't know how it 'should' have been but,... not this."
>>39480
"I'm sorry..."
Can mine be first by like a couple seconds?
He didn't roll. The first one may be true strike but the last two were not
"I'm sorry..."
Can mine be first by like a couple seconds?
He didn't roll. The first one may be true strike but the last two were not
>>39481
For simplicity's sake, can we just off Trollestia neatly so I don't have to go into combat mode?
For simplicity's sake, can we just off Trollestia neatly so I don't have to go into combat mode?
>>39488
"This isn't what I... signed up for...." Trollestia says as she dies. As she falls limply to the docks, and as her body slackens,... it begins to change shape.
What appears now is a unicorn, but its observably and definitively not Trollestia. Who it is is unknown.
Congratulations, welcome to plan T. Trump just participated in the murder of an innocent Unicorn. Woohoo!
"This isn't what I... signed up for...." Trollestia says as she dies. As she falls limply to the docks, and as her body slackens,... it begins to change shape.
What appears now is a unicorn, but its observably and definitively not Trollestia. Who it is is unknown.
Congratulations, welcome to plan T. Trump just participated in the murder of an innocent Unicorn. Woohoo!
>>39496
How many more innocent animals is she going to use as her stunt doubles? She's supposed to be the good one here.
[angry nightmare noises]
"That fucking slippery cunt!"
How many more innocent animals is she going to use as her stunt doubles? She's supposed to be the good one here.
[angry nightmare noises]
"That fucking slippery cunt!"
>>39501
Also, why couldn't Tracy tell the difference in the strength of their auras? Is this one also a Celestial Charger?
Also, why couldn't Tracy tell the difference in the strength of their auras? Is this one also a Celestial Charger?
>>39509
>reading through a bunch of menial-drama shit. im completly in the dark on the spoilers except that its dark.
i participate in theses threads dont i?
>reading through a bunch of menial-drama shit. im completly in the dark on the spoilers except that its dark.
i participate in theses threads dont i?
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[angry nightmare noises]
*grabs Trumpaladin and puts him on her back*
"I'm going to destroy that cunt!"
[angry nightmare noises]
*grabs Trumpaladin and puts him on her back*
"I'm going to destroy that cunt!"
Oh snap, I was supposed to have baked a new thread. Let me do that rly quick ^_^
>>39514
Can Fae carry whatever we just killed to the Entertron and resurrect it? I think my character is getting kidnapped...
Can Fae carry whatever we just killed to the Entertron and resurrect it? I think my character is getting kidnapped...
[1d20+21 = 32]
Just for the sake of it, Tracking check.
Just for the sake of it, Tracking check.