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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36662
36678
Spoilered
Good morning.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36663
SS.jpg
Claiming Songbird as waifu
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36664
36665
>>36660
>Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
I said it when Torc fucked death, and I'll say it again
Fuck
Your
Planning
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36665
36668
>>36664
Its not really plans anymore, its more ideas of why its happening this way. What happens from there is anyone's guess.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36667
36668 36669
Praise Epona
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36668
36669
>>36667
Fucking turn back on gets
>>36665
Fine,
Fuck your math
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36669
36670 36671
>>36667
>>36668
And that is why I went for the pali Xp
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36670
36672
>>36669
You clever bastard
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36671
36673
>>36669
>inb4 he turns off palis too
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36672
36674
>>36670
So I alluded to it in OP but yes, finding "the right gnome(s)" isn't going to be easy, and gnomes are difficult to interact with and roleplay as it is. I'm telling you this as a meta explanation of why Torcuil hasn't been successful yet. There are all kinds of workshops, and that's just the ground level. The city walls actually lead to the edge of a cliff, where in segmented and burrowed-into-the-cliff-face levels a sprawling and often disorderly oasis of autistic creativity has been made. Tools and gadgets whirl and move of their own accord, pidgeons fly everywhere this way and that, all of whom carry a tiny scroll or pouch, its all the romanticism and innovation of the renaissance writ large, except with a hint of gnomish tactless-ness. Welcome to Krenshal.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36673
>>36671
That'd be one hell of a script to get all palis desu
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36674
36675
>>36672
>disorderly oasis of autistic creativity
I fucking like it. Also, I know nothing of gnomes so I guess its research time.
Torc's is amazed by the intrestingness of it all, and then begins to look for a town map or something of the likes.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36675
36676
>>36674
There is an empty booth with a blood splotch on one side that says "Information", but there's no one seated there at the moment. Other than that, there don't seem to be any distinguishably evident areas. There's a mess of hallways and doors, but gnomes are quick and efficient on their feet and leave no room for an obviously out-of-place fellow to slip in amidst the bustle.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36676
36677 36680 36682
>>36675
"Well that's just great"
Welp, my best idea is for Torc to polynorph into a gnome and slip in.
Objections?
Anonymous
FgdxV
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No.36677
36679
>>36676
That's completely unnecessary.... And bizarrely creative. DO IT
Anonymous
FgdxV
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No.36678
36679
image.jpeg
>>36662
sad but true...
Good morning!
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36679
>>36677
Well what would you do Mr. Highandmightypaladin?
INB4 he requests a banhammer as a new weapon
>>36678
Morning!
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36680
36681
>>36676
No, you can try that. Don't fall in.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36681
>>36680
>fall in
What did he mean by this?
I guess Torc's doing it then
Anonymous
FgdxV
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No.36682
36683
>>36676
oh that's a beautiful idea. I had thought that if I quit the game and Trumpaladin showed up in s future version as a Blackguard Villian, he'd have an obnoxious Warhammer as a weapon that he could point at any player and freeze their actions for d8 rounds or something like that
Well, I would talk to the gnomes, figure out what they want and like and don't like, then ask for the information I want, then use my knowledge of the gnome's motivations to arrange a deal that gets me what I want.

But your "have sex with the gnomes" idea seems more entertaining to watch. Try it
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36683
36684 36685 36686
>>36682
>sex
I promise you thats not what I'm planning.
Plus, its easier to get information when you don't look like a complete and total outsider.
Plus I need someone who can do what I'm looking for before I start making deals.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36684
36691
61c294ea8a4e90a35b01928be0c47e9d--dnd-gnome-character-portraits.jpg
>>36683
What if they're really pretty gnomes?
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36685
36691
>>36683
What if GM says "fuck your plans" and you get >raped again?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36686
36688 36691
>>36683
Behind the first of the otherwise "gnomes only" doors, Torcuil finds the beginnings of a long hallway, with gears, sprockets, and shafts lining the halls and intersections. It appears that a certain degree of power is transmitted throughout the city by way of mechanical devices.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36688
36689
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>36686
Does this tower have an anti-shrine, where I can get guidance on how to be moar ebil or become moar powerful? Something like the Yuzuhara shrine to soccer?
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36689
36690 36692
>>36688
You mean the whorehouse? Where people beat eachother senseless and then have fivilous and copious amounts of contractual sex (hetero only)? Yes, there is such a place. You can decorate it with divegrass iconography if you like.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36690
36692
>>36689
>dive grass imagery
NOW it's getting burned down
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36691
>>36686
Are there signs?
>>36684
No
>>36685
I'll play a reverse card and fuck the plans
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36692
36693 36694 36695
Spoilered
>>36689
I wanted to go there for a long time , but then she got pregnant and I thought getting beat-up might be bad..
I have her check it out sometime.
>tfw Thez being there for an extended period literally makes the site Unholy
>>36690
I dare you to try to burn down Thez's hive.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36693
image.png
>>36692
If it must be done to purge the evil, so be it
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36694
>>36692
>image
That's getting into "nuke it from orbit" territory
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36695
36696
>>36692
It could happen, it would require the right timing.
>makes unholy
That was when she was diabolical, its not a given anymore

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36696
36697 36698
>>36695
She established/conquered/etc it while she was diabolical, right?
Also, does the tower have a machine that can produce masterwork daggers and/or lances? I want to make some more.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36697
36699 36701
>>36696
How does a poner throw a lance?
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36698
36701
>>36696
A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both. The Lance-head machine uses denze metal stamped in an octagonal shape with a hexagonal spear-point, barbed on one side.
There's a bunch of dagger machines. Which one?
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36699
36700
image.png
>>36697
Just strap it
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36700
36702
>>36699
I'm a retard and got lance and javelin confused, carry on.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36701
36702
>>36697
With the animated demon-gauntlets.
The magick Hoers-shoes allow both her and her rider to make Spirited Charge attacks, so she can do Triple Damage with a single strike from a lance while she's charging.
>>36698
>A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both
Can she use her daggers as lance heads? That way, it could be adjustable.
>Which one?
ALL of them!

I g2g for a bit..
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36702
36703 36704 36705 36716
lance.png
>>36701
All u need to do in that event is strap a dagger to a pole. I can hold lots of poles and sticks in that bag Thez gave Tracy.
>>36700
Lance or javelin, there's a technique for it
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36703
36704
>>36702
>that drawing
True art
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36704
36707
>>36702
What's the optimal material for making the poles out of?
>There's a bunch of dagger machines.
Is there a dagger machine that can make magical daggers?
>>36703
Indeed.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36705
36707
>>36702
GM, you said something about enchantments on Armor? What can I get for a Fae sized chain shirt?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36706
36707
GM, did Torc see any signs?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36707
36708 36710 36740
>>36704
Masterwork only.
>>36705
There are a number of canon and non-canon options. What are your interests? Speed? Strength?
>>36706
Oh no. I mentioned don't fall in, but I forgot to mention don't get lost.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36708
>>36707
Fuck
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36709
36711
Torc ducks into a workshop to catch his breath and find his bearings.
This is gonna get really shitty real quick, isn't it?
7s1gk
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No.36710
36711
image.gif
>>36707
Eeek! I didn't realize there were so many options. Um, both strength and speed sound amazing. What is there Strengthwise? Or speed wise? Or AC wise?\r
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36711
36712 36713 36740
>>36709
A grumpy gnome extends their hands expectantly. "Whda'dyoubringme,Ihaven'tgotalldayyourandomnewbiewhogottheirpositionbecauseof,..." she has the presence of mind to stop at this point.
>>36710
That depends on the effect. I know the classic "paladin"route is a big shiny suit of plates, but thats low energy bullshit. Piece-mail is where its at. You can have a spaulder + murder, a chest-plate of eating faces, a girdle (giant strength or w/e),Bracers of salted earth,... My point is, if you are creative enough you can have whatever array you want. You just have to decide on it and be willing to wait the requisite time.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36712
36717
>>36711
>she
I swear, you guys all hate me.
Torc jumps back a bit, starteed by the gattling gun of words infront of him.
"Hold up, slow down. I'm not from around here, so stop with the requesting. Second, who are you?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36713
36714 36715
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>>36711
All on Fae?

I've recently become enamoured by the way Templar knights are depicted. In most images they are completely covered in armor, and you can often see that they are wearing chain mail suits underneath plate armor... Just like Trumpaladin. It's just a beautiful way of saying "good luck hitting me under 30+ AC."

I'm less of a fan of the way Templar horses are depicted. They have white cloth on them that makes them look like Ku Klux Klan horses. Now, now, the really sexy horse armor that I like is the Cataphract armor of the Byzantines, Sassanids, and Armenians. THAT is how you armor a horse.

Unfortunately I don't think I'll be Cataphract-ing Fae, since there is a mobility penalty for anything heavier than light armor. Chain shirt is the heaviest in that catagory, although I like the aesthetics of my little pony partial plate better. The coolest enchantments are etherealness and dimension door. I absolutely intend to try to get a belt of strength for her at some time, since I want her strength up.

I can wait for all of that. But in the meantime, a +4 AC chain shirt is desired


Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36714
>>36713
Did you get all those pics from Australia?
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36715
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
>>36713
Fuck you opera browser. Here's the pics of sexy Byzantine horse armor
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36716
4999c16643a333ffd68347debf3a6f038a2f8e5e.png
>>36702
beautiful picture.
XvSkz
?
No.36717
36718
[4d20 = 31]
>>36712
"Whatthefuck?Whoareyou?You'renotsupposedtobebackhereGUARDS!Ohyou'reinforitnowwhoeveryouare."
A quartet of exceptionally well-armored gnomes rush you with words and force.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36718
36719 36720 36724
>>36717
Fuck, lets see.
Torc stops the polymorph and tries to reason with them
"Listen, I'm not here to cause harm. I'm here to make a very large purpose, and I'm willing to pay lots for it."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36719
36720
>>36718
>welcome to the gnomeish gulags
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36720
>>36718
*purchase
>>36719
>RIP Torc
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36721
36722
Upon successful grapple from the group, who immediately bombard him with a deluge of "Lookathisguyhere""Thisguyhere?"YouKNOWit!""Yeahthisguyhere""Whataboutthisguyhere?""Hethoughthewasgoingtosneakhiswayinasagnome,probablyusingapolymorphspell""apolymorphspellyousay?""indeed,itcertainly,..."he trails off, for a gnome that is, before snffing Torcuil in the armpit area. "Newlygnomish,hedisplaycharacteristicsofagnomebutonewhoknowsnoknoledgeofhygeneorpersonalcareandiscertaintodevelopirritatedfingersydromeovertimewhichissomethingANYgnomewouldbebletovoid.NoImcallingitnowthisgnomeisaFRAUD!"
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36722
36723 36726
>>36721
"Oh fuck everyone last one of you all, I'M HERE FOR BUISNESS!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36723
36724
>>36722
Why you so rude all the time? You'll get further if you are polite and civil
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36724
36725
>>36723
>the irony was lost on Trump's faggot
I already tryed in >>36718 unless GM didn't see it
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36725
>>36724
Try harder
XvSkz
?
No.36726
36727
[4d20 = 26]
>>36722
They stop for a moment. Then they begin to laugh amongst themselves.
"Heyguyswhenwasthelasttimeosmeonewashereforsomereasonoranother""Hastherebeenatimewheresomeonewasnt'thereonsuperimportantbusiness?""NotthatIcanrecall.Isayweturnhimupside-downandshakeouthispockets.""Thatseemsthebestapproach.Onthreethen?" and then in unison "Onetwothree,HO"
TE1uM
?
No.36727
36728 36729
[1d20 = 9]
>>36726
"Okay you little shits."
Torc teleports out of their grasp
Roll to try and do it before they shake him down.
"Listen, I don't want to harm you. I just want to buy something."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36728
36731
>>36727
try speaking there language.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36729
36730
>>36727
>that roll
I resign to my shitty fate
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36730
>>36729
RIP Torc
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36731
36732 36741
>>36728
Okay, here we go
"Okayyoulittleturds,listenhereandlistencloselycauseI'monlygonnasayitonce. Iamheretobuyafuckingrobot,IamwillingtoohelpyourtownandprovidealargefuckingpaymentinreturnIFYOUWOULDJUSTLETMETALKTOOYOU."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36732
36733
>>36731
Now that's more like it!

Where are you getting money from though?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36733
36734 36735 36736
>>36732
Torc can basically use anytype of seell and do anything if I can't find a meme for it, money can grow on a fucking tree for all he cares
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36734
36735
>>36733
I fucking swear autocorrect is messing with me, but it isn't fucking on
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36735
36738
>>36734
>>36733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-ZNUcMLmc
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36736
36737 36738
>>36733
Just offer them your body. It's what you have with you anyways
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36737
36738
1512932044311.png
>>36736

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36738
36739
>>36737
Thats adorable
>>36736
Torc ain't a prostitute
>>36735
This guy fucking gets it
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36739
1549977__safe_artist-colon-artimis whooves_marks and recreation_spoiler-colon-s07e21_doot_kettle draws_meme_skull trumpet_spooky_trumpet.png
>>36738

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36740
36742 36745
ghost-rider-leather-jacket-900x900.jpg
Ghost-Rider-Spiked-Leather-Jacket-1000x1059.jpg
ghost rider leather gloves.2.jpg
spiked-leather-jacket-750x750.jpg
>>36707
>>36711
>Armor/barding options
Can Tracy develop an uber-slick, jet-black studded-leather, spiked motorcycle suit, that fits to her form?
I want something light-wight and mobile, that blends into the night and allows her easy breathing to do all of her tricks. Black would also bring out her mane. If combining leather with metal is an option, I'd adore that, because that's how you make a real suit of ghost-pony armor.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36741
36743 36744
>>36731
Torcuil makes this outburst while upside down.
"Isayweshake'emdownfirstwhaddyasay?""Standardoperatingproceedurethen?""Soundslikeaplan".
The gnomes start shaking him vigorously, spilling out whatever not-tightly secured equipment, contents, or available property.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36742
36748
>>36740
Also, pockets for pulling things out quickly would be nice too; would also be good for concealing things.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36743
>>36741
they better thank their gnome god infernuis didn't go.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36744
36755
1513672355311.png
>>36741
"Well since that didn't work,
I guess I'll have to be big enough.
For both of us."
Pic related appears and releases a sonic screech, hopefully stunning them
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36745
36747
>>36740
I thought that was what you have right now?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36746
36750
If you conceal a dagger with a Sleight of Hand check while in front of someone, can you make a Sneak Attack with it while observed?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36747
36750
>>36745
GM said it was left out.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36748
36749
>>36742
Just ask Torcuil or Trumpaladin or someone who already has those things
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36749
36751
>>36748
>who already has those things
It's not much help if someone else is wearing it.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36750
36752 36753
>>36746
>>36747
I could have sworn that is 100% what you have now. You can pull out weapons with the quick draw feat. It's my favorite feat
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36751
>>36749
I mean ask to have theirs
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36752
>>36750
Thats cuz the quiver Thez gave. The suit is still in the works
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36753
36754
>>36750
> It's my favorite feat
Did you take it?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36754
>>36753
Of course
I actually haven't specified all of my feats...
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36755
36756 36759
>>36744
Gnomes are stunned. Not enough to drop or release Torcuil, but enough to stop them with carting him off for the moment.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36756
>>36755
Torc tries to teleport out of their grasp, probaly ~20 feet away
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36757
36760
Tracy is in the force, working on her repeating bow-gauntlet.
She also make as Screaming Bolt.
After that, she feeds her birds, and goes up to the holodeck to practice finessing her chain and getting a handle of it's abilities.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36758
forge*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36759
36817
>>36755
"Ana will you sing me a song?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36760
36761 36766
>>36757
"I know you don't want to kill her either... She'd make a great consort. I mean cohort."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36761
36762 36763
>>36760
He didn't actually say that in front of her, did he?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36762
>>36761
I hope he did, should be entertaining a shit to see how it plays out
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36763
36764 36766
>>36761
I was going to say yes, he says that to her, but the way you ask that question implies that he really shouldn't say that
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36764
36765
>>36763
Do it
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36765
>>36764
this.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36766
36767
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>36760
>>36763
*jerks around, accidentally nicking herself on the edge of a new dagger as she whirls*
"I'm sorry, Flashy; I was busy and didn't hear you. What did you say just now?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36767
36768 36769
>>36766
"Do you want to kill Trollestia?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36768
36771 36772
>>36767
*cough*lies*cough*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36769
36770
>>36767
"Yes." she says, flatly.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36770
36771
>>36769
"Then why are you playing arts and craft right now rather than killing her while you have the chance?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36771
36772 36773
>>36768
Nonsense. Paladins don't lie, and neither does Trump.
>>36770
"I can kill her any time I feel. Would you like to start now?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36772
36773 36774
>>36768
It was a question. There was no statement. It can't be a lie because it can't be true or false

>>36771
"Why are you putting it off?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36773
36774 36775 36777
>>36771
You asked what he said
>>36772
You replied with a statment that was not what you said, therefore lying
Plz no ban
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36774
36779
Btw, i mention in the last thread that she'd moved her birds to aniother room. She pushed the furniture out of one of the VIP suites and left them there; they're currently chowing down on a pile of ground elephant and scrambled yolks in the center of the room (they should be big enough to eat it themselves now).
>>36772
"I wanted to wait until you were ready."
>>36773
That's the joke.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36775
36776
>>36773
Well then I answered a different question. But it's really the same question, just approached a different way. The question is "if you want to kill this bitch, then why are you playing ninja with chains, or crafting macaroni images, or whatever you're doing, rather than killing her while we have the chance?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36776
36778
>>36775
She'd kill her even if the tower were full, so she doesn't actually see it as a chance.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36777
>>36773
Oh shut up. Tracy obviously doesn't mean she wants him to repeat what he said. She wants him to clarify his intentions. That's what he's doing
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36778
>>36776
Also, Tracy's faggot wants to get at least 1 feat per weak.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36779
36780
>>36774
"As I have said before I do not want to kill her. But waiting is making me anxious. Soon, or never. Make up your mind. I prefer the latter, but it is your choice"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36780
36781 36784
>>36779
*taps wand against dagger*
"I'm ready, Flashy.
Just go to the stables and make your move. I'll be lurking."
Tracy rummages through her bag and pulls out the old Conceal Alignment scroll she got months ago at the shop
"That bitch alwats greeted me with that obnoxious smile every time I enter the stables before we put the dividers up; I'm going to take a minute to make sure she's caught off guard this time.
I'll make my move the moment after you do, Flashy, so be ready."
Remember he has the Shackles and the rope.
*gestures over to a prepared barrel of pure grain alcohol*
"Make sure that sword of yours is drunk off his saddle before you start."
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36781
36782
>>36780
This gonna be good.
Is GM kill for now?
4NBId
?
No.36782
36783
[1d20+17 = 18]
With that Tracy vanishes.
Rolling to Move Silently across the tower as she gets ready.
Also, Detect Good, to ensure the cunt is in the stables
>>36781
This is part of the reason why I was waiting. The forest should be burning down as we shitpost, but idk anymore...
4NBId
?
No.36783
36785
[1d20+17 = 30]
>>36782
>*trips and falls face flat, knocking over furniture as she goes*
"I.. I'm okay...!"
*Slinks off once again, deciding to wait a few minutes before she goes back towards the stables*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36784
36786 36787
>>36780
"Very well. We'll do it tonight. Now think of a full strategy while I go take some measurements for Fae to fit her into new armor, and then get her set up in the holodeck to train for multi attack, while my faggot goes to see a movie."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36785
>>36783
kek.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36786
36793
>>36784
What movie?

>Once again I can't do anything ingame without GM
Why this always happen to me?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36787
36788 36793
>>36784
We can Train our animals for feats? Can Tracy train her birds?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36788
36789
>>36787
Would that mean Torc could train.......

Why do I always forget Torc has a Snek? Maybe I should unbind him from the staff so I alway remember.
A big ass snake would be great for scaring some dwarves
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36789
36790 36791 36792
>>36788
You should make a Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.
>>36788
>unbind
Make the staff intelligent and animated, then give it the ingrained special purpose of "Protect Torc" and give it extraordinary powers for said purpose.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36790
>>36789
>Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.
Actually, do those for Tracy and her birds too.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36791
36795
7b3f3535d1e77cdfbf38695c9e39b7d000555d7d892e16c0d70af67bcfa802ca.jpg
>>36789

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36792
36794
>>36789
>animated
You sudgestion has been noted and will be considered
>enlarge potion
Mr. Snek is already ~20ft long, and thats enough for me
>magic fang potion
>Rangers lvl1 can cast it as a spell
I want to dual class more now, but not a bad idea
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36793
36795 36796
>>36787
I'm accessorizing the hell out of my kitty, that I know.

>>36786
Coco. I've seen it before and I'm now dragging a friend to see it. I like how it has what seems to be an Aztec Dragonne in it
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36794
36817
>>36792
hey if trollestia could teach you about being a ranger i probably could to.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36795
36797
>>36793
Have fun.
>>36791
That post is actually the reason I hoped Tracy/Trump's child would be a cenataur

See you guys later, I gtg
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36796
>>36793
Doesn't it normally take an Epic Check in Handle Animal and at least one whole year to Train a Magical Beast for things?
How many ranks did you put into Handle Animal? Help train Tracy while you're at it, if you can.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36797
36798
>>36795
God dammit, I thought I wouldn't be so long
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36798
>>36797
That's alright.
>tfw need to cook for family soon
Tracy is snooping around the Tower in stealth, making sure Troll is in the stables before Trump goes there.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36799
*keens edges*

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36800
36801 36802
How many of y'all are going to be lurking tonight? I'm probably not going to play tomorrow, since it's the holidays.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36801
36803
>>36800
I'm back and lurking
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36802
>>36800
My friend is pissed off because Coco is an incredibly sad movie and it made him cry...

I may be able to play later. I want to either kill that unicorn or make her a Paladin's mount, but one of the two (or both?). I hope GM will be on long enough for that

*drives*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36803
36804
>>36801
So Torcuil's teleportation would work, positioning him away from the cluster of gnomes manhandling him.

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36804
36805 36806
>>36803
Good
He unpolymorphes and throws down his snek staff, bringing Mr. Snek into play.
"OkaylistennoworI'mleaving. Idon'twanttohurtyou. Ijustwishtobuyarobotmadebyyourpeopel'shandiwork. Ihavenotbeeninthislandlong,butIhavealreadyheardthatyourpeoplearemastercraftsmen. Ididnotwishtocauseproblemswithmydeception,butitseemedtheonlywaytogetintothecity. Iunderstandifyoudenymeservice,butIwishfornomorefighting."
Torc then doublesover, catching his breath from talking so quickly.
"Waddayousay?"
Mr. Snek: >hiss
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36805
36806 36807 36810
>>36804
The gnomes look at eachother speechless for a moment, before breaking into a small round of applause. An older one approaches. "Thatwasprettygoodyoungfella,youspeakhalfdecentgnomish(whichisn'tanindependantlanguageitsjustonethatsspokenreallyfast.Mostcommoners,thatsyoufolkwhospeakbasiccommon,nevergettheknackforitandalwaysenduptellingustotalkslowlywhichonlymakesthemmoremadwhenwedoforsomereason.Soyouwantaroboteh?Whatlevelofsophisticationarewetalkinghere?There'syourbasicgolemofwhatevermaterialsyougotortherearecompositeconstructslikeshieldguardiansandthelike."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36806
36807 36808
>>36804
>>36805
>to gnomish didn't read.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36807
36811 36824
>>36805
Torc looks ready to shoot himself realizing that it wasn't the fact they ignored his pleas, its the fact they didn't like him speaking slow.
"OnesecondandI'llexplainwhatIwant."
Torc grabs Mr. Snek, and uses the staff like a walking stick.
"I'mlookingforarobotIcanuseasamounttoo. I'mthinkingmaybesteampoweredwithabrassconstructionandsomeotherspecificdetails."
>>36806
Icanactuallyreaditsuprisinglywell
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36808
36809
>>36806
Torcuil>"Make robot!"
Gnomes>"What kind?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36809
>>36808
He said he was looking for someone too make a robot, not asking the ones infront of him you idiot
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36810
>>36805
>Torc's autism was up to the task
Good for him.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36811
36815
>>36807
drawcab kaeps ohw elpoep eht litnu tiaw tsuJ
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36812
36813
Tracy confirms with her detection abilities that Troll is in fact in the stables.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36813
36814 36815 36816
>>36812
Yes, though she seems unusually wary today. Everything looks and smells normal.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36814
36817
>>36813
"thez you sing me a song?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36815
36817
>>36811
tluciffid s'taht gniylpmi<
>>36813
uoy ot no s'ehs
4NBId
?
No.36816
36818
[1d20+5 = 23]
>>36813
*grabs bag in stables and leaves nonchalantly*
Sense Motive check to get a hunch if she's caught wind of something
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36817
36819 36820
>>36794
Not so much
>>36759
"RIght now? Uhm,... I don't know too many upbeat songs."
>>36814
^^
>>36815
Hye, smoe ehva a drah miet ithw ti. Yur'ou pbbrloay efni w/ arcsdelb oto he?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36818
36821
>>36816
The way she's eyeballin', she definitely suspects Tracy of something.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36819
36822
>>36817
"as long as it from the heart me will like it."
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36820
36822
>>36817
Ym tusami nskwo on miilst
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36821
36822 36834
Btw, can Tracy use the fluids she collected for Barry's corpse to make AIDS-coated daggers?
Also, I forgot, do you need to roll for Sneak Attacks when you're using poison?
>>36818
Tracy sticks her tongue out at Troll like she does every day, and leaves in a huff.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36822
36823 36824 36825
>>36820
)/ inec
>>36819
https://youtu.be/8FZ9dQcHbuA
Start at :55
>>36821
No, the poison is automatic upon doing damage, the fortitude save is to determine if the individual's immune response is effective or not.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36823
36826 36831
>>36822
What's the fortitude save for AIDS? (yeah, I was serious)
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36824
36826
>>36822
We got off topic
Plz see >>36807

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36825
36827
>>36822
*wipes away a tear*
"that song almost as beautiful as you ana."
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36826
36828 36840
>>36823
Barry doesn't have AIDS, he has spastic colon.
>>36824
The older one crosses his arms, placing one hand at his chin."Thatservesasamount?That'sgoingtorequiresomesophisticatedbio-sumlatoryengineering.Againthequestionarises,howspphisticatedarewetalking?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36827
36845 36846
>>36825
"I thought you'd like that one. Its one of the few I know thats in German. And what has you in such a sentimental mood today?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36828
36829
>>36826
>spastic colon
Is that contagious?
I'm trying to buff my biological arsenal.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36829
>>36828
No, its not, its just very painful.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36830
36833
Trumpaladin's faggot arrives at a bar after like 30 minutes of driving, and is ready for his character to finally kill, fuck or marry this damned unicorn
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36831
36832
>>36823
Just use Tracy's blood if you want to kill enemies with syphilis or super AIDS
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36832
36833
>>36831
I already said she's resistant to STDs. And she needs to keep her body healthy, because those diseases fuck-up fetuses.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36833
36835
>>36830
Don't neglect the scene on our behalf but,... yeah I do get a kick out of the idea of you reaching through your phone to take swings at a unicorn
>>36832
The ones Tracy knows of,....
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36834
36838
>>36821
>"where are you little pony? You know only a magical weapon can harm her. Is the cane sword enchanted in that way? Use its gust power if she charges you later or if she uses obscuring mists. Do you want to borrow Suigoto? She has +3 enchantment"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36835
36836 36838
>>36833
How many doors that will let a horse through are there at the stable? Can we lock it? Where can locks be obtained?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36836
36837 36838
>>36835
There's not really doors. Rooms are connected by open archways or corridors that connect areas.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36837
>>36836
You're shitting me. There is nothing we can close?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36838
36839 36841 36842
>>36834
>'I'm near the stables. Go for it; I'll be there.'
Your character has Magic Weapon as a 1st level spell, and so does Tracy. Damage Reduction isn't an issue.
And yes. Her sword is magical, as are three of her daggers.
>>36835
Just do the deed as soon as you get the chance. She'll get suspicious if you try to lock the door. She's a
>>36836
Is there a corner she can hide around?

Tracy is crouching ~60-ft away from the stables, trying to figure out how many rounds her conceal Alignment scroll lasts, keeping an eye on the stables as she does.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36839
>>36838
She moves around a corner before she does that.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36840
36843
Pinkie_Pie_ID_S4E11.png
>>36826
"WellIwantittohaveapersonality,forstarters. Designwise... onemoment."
Torc picks up his tome and rips out an empty page. He sketches pic related but in greyscale.
"ThisistheroughshapeIwouldlike. Proballyabout4feettallorso. Maybeasmall3inchcannonthatfoldoutifpossible."
Torc takes another moment to catch his breath
"Isitpossible?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36841
36844
>>36838
>do the deed
She's a freaking demigod. Not a regular horse. It would take Trump almost four full rounds to kill her if almost ever attack landed
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36842
36844
>>36838
>"are you sure you don't want to set chains across the entrance? Or set up stakes? Anything to keep her from running away?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36843
36848
>>36840
He lifts his glasses from his eyes and wipes his face. "Idon'tknowifyourealizethisbutgivingconstructsanidentityisn'tsomethingyoujust"do",thatrequiresingenuityandcreativitythatdoesn'tjustspringoutofnowhere,andifitwaspossibleyouwouldhavetobeafull-timeparticipantinitsconstruction.Imean,howimportantisthisthingtoyou?You'reessentiallydescribingaconstructartifact,entirelycustomandunique."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36844
36847
>>36841
Try the shackles then the rope, or at least get a blow on her.
>demigod
Like I give a shit. That only means moar XP
She's just a 13th level encounter. Her facing Trumpaladin and Tracy together is hardly a battle: it's a murder. The most Tracy has to worry about is getting hit by one of those Good Domain spells.
>>36842
>'She won't fall for that crap. She's already on to me. Do your thing, and don't choke.'
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36845
36849 36851
>>36827
A non-descript citizen walks up and whispers in Thez' ear.
"Uhm,... there's something I need to take care of." <whoooof>
The citizen bows briefly, then departs.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36846
>>36827
"me get sad around winter time, me never had family to celebrate with."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36847
36854
>>36844
She has a +22 melee attack and also smite evil. She can kill Tracy in three rounds. But more importantly she can run away. The rope is weak. It could be destroyed by her. The shackles require a successful grapple, and she's bigger than him, she'd win a grapple check.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36848
36852
>>36843
"Anartifact?"
Torc seems a bit shocked by this statement. Torc reflects a minute on if he really wants this. He considers what it would mean.
"Pleasegivemejustaminute,ifyoudon'tmind."
Fuck, now you have me questioning this.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36849
36850
>>36845
Trumpaladin places the rope and shackles in his tie, and then enters the stables.

He has a sorrowful expression as he approaches Trollestia. He positions himself between the entryway and her
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36850
>>36849
Boi he bout to fucking do it
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36851
36853
>>36845
*goes back to the tower.*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36852
36859
>>36848
"Wellwhadyaexpect?Notonlyareyoutalkingaboutmakingaconstruct,butwithpropertiesofanintelligentitem.Andacannon."
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36853
36855 36856 36857 36858
>>36851
As Infernius enters, Thez whispers from an unknown location, "Act natural"
4NBId
?
No.36854
[1d20+17 = 36]
>>36847
Don't be a bitch.
Tracy has him to heal her anyway.
>she can run away
Then they'll follow her.
>shackles require a grapple check
>bigger than him
What about that night he used them on Tracy?

Either way, just do what you think is best; just do it
If you don't think the bindings will work, just go for a full attack and hope you land a 20, then they'll hunt her down.

Tracy is hidden around the corner, and now activates her True strike and Conceal alignment scrolls.
Rolling to Move Silently around the corner.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36855
36856 36857
>>36853
"um okay."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36856
>>36853
>>36855
Reeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36857
36860
>>36853
>>36855
"why? whats wrong?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36858
36861
>>36853
And he says to her "hello Troll..."
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36859
36860
>>36852
"No,Iexpectedittotaketime,Ijustwasn'texpectingittobeafuckingartifact. Wecanscratchthecannontoo."
Torc then remembers how much of a fith wheel he can feel like
"Yeah,IthinkIcanstickaroundtohelp.DowehaveanestimatedtimesoIcanletmyfriendsknowhowlongI'llbegone."
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36860
36864 36865
>>36857
"Trouble, maybe, I'm not sure myself."
This from around a different corner.
>>36859
"Itwilltakemetimejusttocomeupwithanestimatefortimetobehonest,andI'mstillnotsurethatitcanbedone.TaketheGMforexample,IreallydoubthecanRPPonkeffectively,evenifitsaroboticversion."
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36861
36863
>>36858
"Greetings, paladin Trump. What business?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36862
36867
Detect Good one more time, to make sure Troll isn't using a Decoy of some sort.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36863
36866
>>36861
Is left entirely stupefied before her, staring
"........"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36864
36877
>>36860
Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc
"That'sunderstandable,canIcheckbackinabout, ohsayanhour?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36865
>>36860
*follows her voice*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36866
36871
>>36863
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>*uncontrollable bloodlust surges into his mind and fills him to the brim*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36867
36868 36869
nao.png
>>36862
And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36868
>>36867
Trump has positioned himself as between troll and the exit as possible
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36869
>>36867
She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36870
36872 36873 36874 36875
Thez comes out of ethereal in the center of the hallway, drawing Trollestia's attention, as well as Trump and Tracy's.
"Fuck."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36871
>>36866
>"I thought you wanted to catch her flat footed with a sneak attack as I distracted her"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36872
36876
>>36870
*Death Stare*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36873
>>36870
*walks in*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36874
36876
>>36870
"OH COME ON! You decide to show up finally and it's now and here!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36875
36878 36879
>>36870
Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36876
36881 36885
>>36872
Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.
>>36874
Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36877
>>36864
Incase you didn't pick up, I wanna get Torc to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36878
>>36875
Death Attack*
diverted*
keen*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36879
36882
>>36875
Roll the dice or it doesn't count

>"No! Abandon plan!"
XvSkz
?
No.36880
36883
[3d20 = 17]
>>3687 →
Teleport?


Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36881
36884
>>36876
Can I'z mount Troll?

Trumpaladin backs away and slips out of the room
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36882
>>36879
>'There are no brakes on this train'
>implying you roll for Sneak Attacks
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36883
>>36880
What was that? The fortitude for the Death attacks or the Reflex for the Sneak Attacks?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36884
36886
>>36881
*blocks your path*
"not so fast!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36885
>>36876
I TRIED to bring her last time, but SOMEONE said something about her being unsubtle
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36886
36889
>>36884
"Why? Let me pass"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36887
36890 36891 36892 36894 36895 36900
Remember, those aren't attack rolls, those are saving throws. Trollestia takes a long-swipe up the side of her neck, while getting stabbed through the chest-plate (not ALL the way through her but most of the way) while another dagger disembowels her in sudoku-like efficiency.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36889
36893
>>36886
"what going on here?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36890
>>36887
Well fuck.
I'VE BEEN CATFISHED
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36891
36895 36896
>>36887
Goddamn it. Fuck you Thez. Fuck you.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36892
36895 36896
>>36887
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36893
>>36889
"I can't be here right now. Stand aside"
UvqCJ
?
No.36894
36896 36898 36900 36918
[3d20 = 40]
>>36887
"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36895
>>36892
>>36891
>>36887
Nevermind. I misread that scene. Trumpaladin says "clever girl" and leaves the room
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36896
36897 36899
>>36891
Oh relax, its far more complicated than you think.
>>36892
Yes, Ponimaru is good, and in this case was polymorphed to appear as Trollestia in exchange for a previous favor she did for him. Meta, so no immediate responses, just shock and awe.
>>36894
Already? You're attacking?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36897
>>36896
yes.
7s1gk
?
No.36898
36901
[4d20 = 51]
>>36894
"LEAVE TRACY ALONE!"

Quick draw Vanderien. draw ring shield.

Slash Infernious
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36899
>>36896
>Torc wasn't catfished
Good
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36900
36903 36908
>>36894
Pushing Trump should require its own action, shouldn't it?
Does she get an Attack of opportunity?
>>36887
"What did I tell you about being a white-knight?!"
*shoves body in the bag and disappears into the Ethereal plane*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36901
36904
>>36898
"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is taking initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36902
36905
"I'llbebacksoon,Iwanttogocheckonmyfriends."
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
"I got....
Food..."
Gif related
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36903
36906 36918
>>36900
You can get the body or you can jaunt. You cannot do both in the same round. Pick one
7s1gk
?
No.36904
36918
[1d20 = 15]
>>36901

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36905
>>36902
Gif didn't attach, and won't fucking attach
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36906
36909
>>36903
Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36907
"What the fuck are you wankstains doing?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36908
36911 36912 36914
>>36900
Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36909
>>36906
He has insane strength. That round of attacks would kill her I think
4NBId
?
No.36910
[1d20 = 13]
Rolling initiative.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36911
36914
>>36908
Well fuck...
TE1uM
?
No.36912
36913 36918
[1d20 = 3]
Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?
>>36908
"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36913
>>36912
>3
>fucking 3
Torc is going last, isn't he?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36914
36915 36918
>>36911
She says that out loud.
>>36908
>barrier
I'm confused. Is it keeping them out or holding her in?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36915
36916
>>36914
Keeping them out. Now go to a nearby room, enter the material plane, go to Flashy so he can heal you, mount you, and the two can flee to Mexico
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36916
36919 36923
>>36915
She does this.
Then she flies off with him to the forest which is still on fore, frothing at the mouth.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36917
36919
Trumpaladin uses his dimension door helm to go to a room in the tower on a different floor, then calls Tracy as mount
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36918
36919 36920 36921 36922 36924
>>36894
Alright, so the 16 and the 19 would have hit, but drawing a sword is a move action without the requisite feat, meaning Infernius could charge and draw his weapon, or he could attack w/ fists. Since he's unarmed, he could attempt a grapple for both without drawing an attack of opportunity, having ahem grappled with Thez on so many occasions.
>>36904
K, you got a 20 so I'll put you in second.
At the last moment, Vandereim veers off of course, causing a miss. "Lad, this doesn't seem anything like ye. and I doont know if I can be a part of it."
>>36903
No, I'll allow both.
>>36912
>3
Kek
>>36914
Them out, but its very weak and obviously improvised.
Thez takes a deep breath, while from the entrance an emerging Gestapo specialist enters and yells out in unison. "We're under attack,"/"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36919
>>36918
>>36916
>>36917

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36920
>>36918
Adm. Torc yells at the specialist "By fucking WHAT MAN?"
Torc throws snek staff and wraps Mr. Snek around him, then draws both pistols.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36921
36925 36928
>>36918
"WHAT! BY WHO?!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36922
>>36918
To Vanderiem:
"No, I don't want any part of this, but Tracy expects things from me. She expects me to attack her attackers when she is attacked"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36923
36926
>>36916
Hold on tiger, you used up your move gathering the body and going ethereal where there's the pile of undead.
Thez <shoooomp> meshes in and gestures.
"I don't know how long the seal I put up will hold them, but there they are. I don't know why they're there, but I doubt its a random occurrence, and this guy back here (meaning material) seems to have more information."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36924
36926
>>36918
Let's say that Trumpaladin Dimension doors out of the scene, and calls Tracy in the new room
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36925
36927
>>36921
"The dead!" the man says, not fearfully but desperately. "Legions"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36926
36929 36930
>>36923
[angry monster noises]
>>36924
Stay there faggot. Don't make her use-up a turn finding him.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36927
36939
>>36925
"Legions?"
Torc turns to Thez looking for an explanation
"The fuck are legions?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36928
36931
>>36921
Too late faggot, is he beating/grappeling or is he drawing a weapon and smash?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36929
>>36926
"She made the little weeb take the hit for her. I don't believe it!"
[furious nightmare noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36930
36933
>>36926
And get attacked by Infernius or Thez? No way in hell hes staying behind after being caught. Not a chance in hell. Not even for an invasion. He'd dimension door to a room, call Tracy, heal her, call Fae and ask her what is going on, and then go to the monestary to fetch his soldiers and figure out what to do from there. Also, Tracy could be killed by Infernius if she reappeared in that room. She should appear in a different room
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36931
36934
>>36928
Grapple.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36932
36935 36939
GM, is there anyway Torc cpuld get Troll to show up?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36933
36936
>>36930
Just move outside the stables.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36934
36937
>>36931
Yeah fuck you he's gone before your move
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36935
>>36932
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36936
36938
>>36933
Infernius would grapple. No. That's stupid
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36937
36940
>>36934
>implying
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36938
>>36936
>>36936
He's not going to grapple after the Gestapo show up. Stay there.
[Furious nightmare noises]
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36939
36942 36943 36945 36948
>>36927
"Imagine being surrounded on all sides, on 3 dimensions instead of 2 (spherical geometry) and you've got an idea. The ethreal plane should be considered compromised,"
>>36932
Oh she's outside the tower, and she's going full alicorn. She's pissed.
So with Infernius grappling, Tracy needs to roll 2 d20 saving throws.
7s1gk
?
No.36940
36941
[1d20 = 8]
>>36937
Grapple gives an attack of opportunity. Draw suigoto and attack of opportunity

Then fucking flash step the hell out of there
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36941
36944 36946
>>36940
Why you attack the healer when meta reveals the undead are attacking? It doesn't stop the grapple either.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36942
36949
>>36939
>legion
"Welp, that sucks ass."
Torc heads outside to see how this is going down. What he see?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36943
36949
>>36939
so we are surrounded on multiple planes?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36944
36945
>>36941
BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! THE UNDEAD CAN WAIT UNTIL HE IS SAFE
4NBId
?
No.36945
36950
[2d20 = 18]
>>36939
Can she escape grapple with her escape artist check? She has 5 ranks in it.
>>36944
Relax. He's not getting killed.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36946
36948
>>36941
The attack of opportunity does. He has a +16 base, a +5 strength, +3 suigoto and rolled an 8 against Infernius's 17 AC, which means the attack landed and did damage, so the grapple fails
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36947
>The dead always act as heralds of Legion's coming. In places of great death and destruction, where the dead are not buried, burned, or respected.
Well fuck................
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36948
36951
>>36939
Wait, how did he grapple herwhile she was ethereal?
>>36946
Stop attacking PCs. We've got more important shit.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36949
36952 36953 36955
>>36943
"Eyyyuup."
>>36942
The port is surrounded by a ring of darkness. Its not pure darkness like on the ethereal plane, its a scorched and empty decayed sort of darkness. Much is zombified, others are skeletal. Some aren't even specific creatures, they're just a collection of bones that happens to make a weird distorted bone murder shape. Its as though the collective natural deposits of the land have been animated to emerge and combine.

Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36950
36955 36965
>>36945
He's spooked. Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her, but Infernius and Thez should not have been there. He's running the fuck away until he's in a safe spot, then he'll figure out what the fuck to do from there
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36951
>>36948
Nigger that's him fucking fleeing
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36952
>>36949
>doot doot
"TROLL, CAN I GET A LIFT?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36953
36960
>>36949
i rush outside on uatchit.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36954
Call Fae. Ask her what the hell that guy meant by "invasion"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36955
36956 36957 36960
>>36950
He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.
>>36949
Can Tracy go outside?
Where is Trollestia?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36956
36962
>>36955
It's a tactical withdrawal
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36957
36958
12c7906ba4984eeb9a1331a27cd2b2ef50d4ccba31a92e846697bb0b4a9e6b39.jpg
>>36955
>He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.
this.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36958
36959 36962
>>36957
Fuck you nigger. And leave my waifu alone
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36959
36961 36962 36970
>>36958
fuck you this is all your fault faggot.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36960
36965
>>36953
She <whoooof> grabs onto Uatchit's underside.
>>36955
There's a radiant rainbow presence above the Tower that is shooting beams of light into the intermittent encroachment of arial undead, if thats what you're askying.

Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36961
36963
>>36959
What is? How?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36962
36964
>>36956
Do what you want...
>>36958
>>36959
Fight the zombies first, faggots.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36963
36966
>>36961
>oh hurr durr let me fuck the unicorn even though i know tracy would hate it.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36964
36968
>>36962
He's still calling Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36965
36967
>>36960
Can Tracy get a closer look from a distance?
>>36950
>Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her
[angry nerd noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36966
36969
>>36963
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36967
>>36965
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36968
36972
>>36964
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36969
36971 36973 36979
>>36966
overreacton? you knew she would do it.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36970
36971 36976
>>36959
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36971
36973 36984
>>36969
Thats a good point and nice dub 69's
Trump, what where you planning?
>>36970
Does Troll give Torc a lift?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36972
36974
>>36968
I'm the course of several rounds

Heal serous wounds on Tracy

Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)

Calls Fae

asks Fae what the fuck is going on
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36973
36976
>>36969
>>36971
No, I have no idea how she responds to things, and frankly she should never have known since she was away when it happened
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36974
36975
>>36972
>serous wounds
How many Lay on Hands do you have left?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36975
36978
>>36974
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36976
36978 36983
>>36973
she has the scent abilty. she could smell it. and bullshit you knew you just didnt care.
>>36970
"BE CAREFUL!!"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36977
36980
GM what level is Torc? 15 or 16?
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36978
>>36975
Sjhe would've immediately told him about the Spooky Scary Skeletons.
>>36976
This
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36979
36982 36984
>>36969
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36980
36981 36984
>>36977
16
The whole town is covered in zombies.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36981
36985
>>36980
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36982
>>36979
"MEN TO THE GATE!!!!"
*flies to the gate.*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36983
36987
>>36976
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it

>scent ability
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36984
36992
>>36979
SEE >>36971
>>36980
I can work with lvl 16
>>36979
I guess Torc takes the docks.
"TROLL, WANNA GO FIGHT AT THE DOCKS AGAIN?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36985
36988
>>36981
Where are Tracy and Trump atm?
Tracy is still rabid, furious about what just happened.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36986
36992
All of this happens while I am on a phone in a social situation an hour away from home. Fuck me
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36987
36992
>>36983
whatever im tired of arguing.
lets save port barry from communist zombies.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36988
36989
>>36985
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36989
36990
>>36988
He's on her back, right?
Tracy flies outside, still seething with rage.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36990
>>36989
Yes

To Fae
>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36991
36993
[frumious nightmare noises]
"Where is she?!"
Detect Good
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36992
36994 36998 37003
>>36984
Trollestia spins into a dive toward the docks "So long as parties can avoid killing me, lets tend to business."
>>36986
Sorry dude
>>36987
Thez is murdering rampantly, but she can only take down 12 enemies per round, and there's literally thousands. It would take days.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36993
36995 36996
>>36991
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
UvqCJ
?
No.36994
36997 37005
[3d20 = 24]
>>36992
i land at the main gate and start fighting.
how many are my men are there?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36995
37005
>>36993
*rears*
"WHERE IS SHE?!"
She's beside herself with rage.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36996
37004
>>36993
"What a convenient time for an attack"
said no one ever
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36997
37002
>>36994
>melee
Use your Mass Heal spells. You could kill like 16 undead per turn that way.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36998
>>36992
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position

He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians

And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37001
>inb4 no trips
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37002
37004
>>36997
I can't check the D&D wiki and this thread and drive at the same time
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37003
>>36992
"Aye-aye ma'am"
Torc heads towards the dock ready to cast a very good spell.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37004
37006
>>36996
Has Tracy spotted Troll yet?
>>37002
What are we going to do then?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37005
37009 37011
>>36995
Bee-line and rainbow-streaking toward the docks.
>>36994
"Only a handful sir, the rest r scattered throughout the town at varying rally-points."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37006
37010 37013
>>37004
Where are the undead? We fight the undead on the way to the monestary
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37007
Is the forest still on fire?
TE1uM
?
No.37008
37023
[16d4 = 46]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_Death
This should fucking help at the docks.
Rollin 16d4
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37009
>>37005
"send word tell them to fight way over here."
*cure serous wounds mass*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37010
37012
>>37006
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37011
37014
>>37005
GM
1. Where are the undead
2. Where is trumps personal army
3. Where is Fae
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37012
>>37010
Direct Geberajs and Spartans tabs Fae the gate. Direct Tracy and self to sewers
4NBId
?
No.37013
37016
83f.png
[3d20 = 37]
>>37006
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.
>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37014
37019
>>37011
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37016
>>37013
She has Great Cleave, can she attack again?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37017
37018 37020
K So now Tracy and Infernius are attending the Main gates. Thez is wading through the hoardes. Troll/Torc are going to the docks, who is going to the sewer? > Thinks Infernius
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37018
>>37017
sure.
7s1gk
?
No.37019
37024
[4d20 = 40]
>>37014
Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel

Rolling because Tracy's favor is
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37020
37021 37022 37024
>>37017
Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
4NBId
?
No.37021
37022 37025 37027
[3d20 = 42]
>>37020
Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37022
>>37020
>>37021
you guys can have the gate ill take the sewers.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37023
While waiting for a responce to >>37008

Does Torc being lvl16 mean lvl8 spells now?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37024
37026
>>37019
>stadium, fall-back
Yes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.
>>37020
So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37025
37027
>>37021
I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted

To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37026
>>37024
im going to the sewers they can have the gate.
4NBId
?
No.37027
37028 37029
[3d20 = 22]
>>37021
Can she strike again?
>>37025
>ducking seerss
"Wat?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37028
>>37027
>fucking sewers
4NBId
?
No.37029
37033 37035
[3d20 = 28]
>>37027
"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37030
37031 37034
I can't roll or play right now. I won't be able to for 30 or more minutes. Just say Trumpaladin stats mounted on Tracy and swings at whatever enemies come near him. Some one do my rolls for me
TE1uM
?
No.37031
[20d1 = 20]
>>37030
K
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37032
So now Trump is going to the ducking seerss, followed by Infernius, leaving the front gate wide open and the docks still well tended by Torc/Troll. I assume Tracy is with Trump? And where are the human resources? The Gestapo is placed throughout the city, so can't be directed, and the Generals are at the stadium. The Fight Club is active, but location unknown.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37033
37035
>>37029
We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers

You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37034
>>37030
Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
4NBId
?
No.37035
37036 37039
[3d20 = 26]
>>37033
Shitposting while driving kills. Don't do it.
It'll be fine, just be ready to kill the unicorn by the end of the night.
>>37029
Cleaving
4NBId
?
No.37036
37037
[3d20 = 37]
>>37035
Can she cleave again?
Tracy releases her chain and lets it dance.
4NBId
?
No.37037
37038
[3d20 = 16]
>>37036
Again.
4NBId
?
No.37038
[3d20 = 38]
>>37037
Shit..
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37039
37041 37042
>>37035
You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37040
37044
>has no idea wtf is happening
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37041
>>37039
Where is Tracy? At the gates?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37042
37046
>>37039
ill direct my men to tell the gestapo to get to the sewers as fast as possible.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37043
37046
trump is riding Tracy at the main gates and slashing enemies
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37044
37045
>>37040
The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37045
37047
>>37044
Does Torc's undeath to death do anything?
Also, what level spells can Torc use?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37046
37048
>>37043
K, Main Gates, got it. That's a good choice.
>>37042
Gestapo to sewers, confirmed. Is Infernius also?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37047
37049
>>37045
Just keep throwing out memes.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37048
>>37046
ja.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37049
37050
>>37047
Do dead memes do extra damage against undead?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37050
>>37049
We'll decide when we see them.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37051
*is slashing her way through zombie*
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37052
37053 37055
screen_shot_2016-10-19_at_5.35.26_pm.png
Torc summons his army
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37053
37054
>>37052
jew pep?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37054
37056
>>37053
He's the financal aid.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37055
37057
>>37052
Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37056
>>37054
you should summon a Zombie killing pepe

TE1uM
?
No.37057
37058 37059
[2d20 = 13]
>>37055
"GO MY GLORIOUS FROGS, KILL THE UNDEAD!"
Torc makes 2 shots at the closest undead
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37058
37059
>>37057
Don't forget to have Snek defend you.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37059
37062
And the bard frogs begin to play, hoping to boost moral
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM
>>37057
>3
AGAIN?
>>37058
I won't
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37060
37061
When does the encounter start?
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37061
37063
>>37060
Noted, waiting on Trump mostly
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37062
37065
meme warfare finishes hillary.jpg
War Never Changes, Pepe.png
memetic warfare.png
MemeticWarfare, Call of Pepe.png
meme war gun pepe.png
>>37059
>Shadily meme-war version
Love it.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37063
>>37061
He's driving atm.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37064
37069 37071 37073
Tracy is still slashing zombies, scorching the earth as she prowls the battlefield.

...And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37065
37066 37067
1492779038444.png
>>37062
ah i remember the great meme war.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37066
37068 37073
>>37065
Ahh yes, where did you guys get deployed?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37067
The Great Meme War, Trump.jpg
meme war medal.jpg
daddy pepe meme war.jpg
meme warrior.jpg
green door pepe meme war.jpg
>>37065
T'was great meme war indeed.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37068
37070 37072
>>37066
i was with the 420th Dank meme Battalion.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37069
37070 37071
>>37064
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37070
37072
>>37068
>tfw when I didn't have a battalion
I don't really know what I would be considering I did all my fighting with actual campaigning.
>>37069
>docks are contained
>for now
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37071
37073 37074
>>37069
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.

>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever

*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37072
>>37068
>>37070
"/pol/ days through good and bad."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37073
37075 37076
>>37066
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.
>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.
>>37071
"Unf!"
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37074
37076
khaaaaannnnnnn!!!!!!!!.jpeg
>>37071
The scorching is involuntary. She's still pissed about being trolled.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37075
37077
>>37073
which board were you with?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37076
Slashing and slashing at undead, for all the time we've been there

>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there

>>37074
Kek

*pets pony to calm her*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37077
37078 37081
>>37075
I was in captured territory in the great meme war... We were unable to resist...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37078
37079
>>37077
Captured by shills?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37079
37080 37084
>>37078
Leftist petite Bourgeoisie. A university and a government agency
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37080
37083
>>37079
RIP
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37081
37083
rise_of_the_guardians__nightmare_horse_by_cherchen99-d6gongq.jpg
>>37077
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
"Irredeemable!"
TE1uM
?
No.37082
37087
[16d4 = 40]
I'm gonna try undeath to death again
Rolling
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37083
37085
>>37080
Even the token Republicans hated Trump...

>>37081
"Take out your anger on the undead, because I think that is the only chance you will get"

*Fucking decapitates Zombies because damn it Tracy isn't going to get all the fun*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37084
37087
>>37079
i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37085
37086 37090
7cf226b2f2beec1943ba53e28781d6a9.jpg
>>37083
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37086
37088 37091
>>37085
you should >rape first.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37087
37089 37090
>>37082
Pop, bang, piff, and other sounds of undead being deprived their source power and collapsing, but not enough to eliminate the strategic mass.
>>37084
Gimme a quick rundown on the Gestapo
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37088
>>37086
L-lewd
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37089
37094
>>37087
on my gestapo? or the real life gestapo?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37090
37091 37094
>>37085
"Tracy. I think you're going to have to let your grudge go"

>>37087
Can we assign some spartans and maybe the cute sex horse to start lauching projectiles through the trebucket and catapult at the undead masses over the walls?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37091
37092
34328.jpg
>>37086
Interesting proposition.
Matters on the circumstances we're afforded.
Tracy is still slashing the dead, beside herself with rage.
>>37090
*suddenly stops*
"Wat?"
bl+OE
?
No.37092
37093
>>37091
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"

No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37093
37099
ridign_the_nightmare_by_whiteraven90.jpg
>>37092
She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37094
37095 37098 37102
>>37089
Infernius'
>>37090
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37095
37097 37099
>>37094
what do you wanna know?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37096
>massive swarms
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37097
the_nightmare_by_vyrilien.jpg
>>37095
You might wanna cast some Mass Heal spells on that thing...
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37098
>>37094
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"

Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37099
37100 37101 37102 37104
>>37095
I've got levels for them (hd wise) but I have no class or strategy for them. Are they group-centric or are they individual ninja staus?
>>37093
Funny you ask that, A WHUDD sounds off near the gate.

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37100
>>37099
Trumpaladin looks to see what it is
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37101
>>37099
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.


4NBId
?
No.37102
hell_horse_by_karrenrex-d5d2tsg.jpg
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>37094
What does Tracy see at the gates?
>>37099
*ears perk*
Can I get a Listen check to ell what's coming?

Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37103
The Poo demon in the sewer got murdered. Not only the Gestapo, but the Fight Club showed up with Infernius. Quick and easy secure.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37104
37107
1489391__safe_fluttershy_rainbow dash_discussion in the comments_duckery in the comments_meme_op started shit_pony.png
>>37099
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37105
37107
It's getting late..
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37106
Only midnight in your timezone. you can take it
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37107
37108 37109
>>37104
So a hearty and fair-skinned group of fellas who wanted to maintain peace and a measure of stability no matter who was in charge?
>>37105
Sleep, this may be resolved this time tomorrow, no hurry and its the holidays so here is to you as you are and as you will.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37108
37110
[hysterical nightmare noises]
>>37107
I wanna cause drama right after the fight though...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37109
>>37107
correct.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37110
37112
>>37108
>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37112
37113 37115
>>37110
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37113
37114 37116
>>37112
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.

*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37114
So, what happens for the rest of the night?
>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37115
37117 37118 37121 37123 37124
>>37112
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
<WHUDDDD>
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37116
37119
>>37113
"It has to be tonight, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37117
37127
>>37115
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
Oh well.
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37118
37120
>>37115
is it undead?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37119
37121
>>37116
[increasingly hysterical monster noises]
"Tonight!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37120
37124
>>37118
Definitely
bl+OE
?
No.37121
37125
>>37115
Fuck yeah! Tell Slovenia to target it with both the trebuchet and the Catapult. Make the generals shoot at it with arrows

Charge the Giant, sword drawn!

>>37119
"Charge the cloud giant!"
*points sword at it*
\r
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37122
37127
I need sleep, see you faggots tomorrow afternoon
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37123
37125
>>37115
Ready a full round attack when in range
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37124
37127
>>37115
>>37120
i turn undead.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37125
37126
>>37121
>charging
>not using the lance for triple damage
She has two, use one of those and Smite Evil
Do a Spirited Charge with Tracy.
>>37123
You can't do a full attack after charging unless you have the Dire Charge feat
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37126
37129
>>37125
Just shut the fuck up and get him close enough so he can damage the enemy
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37127
37128 37131
>>37117
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.
>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.
>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37128
37130
>>37127
I was waiting on medium sized opponents
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37129
37131
>>37126
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37130
37137
>>37128
Human zombies are medium.
bl+OE
?
No.37131
37132 37137
[4d20 = 48]
>>37127
If he ever gets in range...

A Cloud giant is just barely too big to turn

Full round attack, with two smite evil attacks

>>37129
I'll study the D&D wiki tomorrow
4NBId
?
No.37132
37133 37134 37135
[1d20 = 17]
>>37131
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?

Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37133
37136
>>37132
Oh yes, triple damage on that strike. Leg is kill.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37134
>>37132
I don't know actually
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37135
37136
>>37132
Can that be a ride-by attack?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37136
37138
>>37133
Wiki says double damage

>>37135
I don't think you can attack the same enemy in the next round after a ride by because of the need to turn around and decelerate and all that. Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37137
37139 37141
>>37130
This is Huge
>>37131
"Aye lad, that's righ; where I was thinkin" Vandereium mutters before launching into a throng of undead, who the Gestapo keep learning from observing the demise of.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37138
37141 37146
>>37136
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.
>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37139
37140 37141 37146
>>37137
so turn undead does nothing to it?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37140
37141
>>37139
No. It has more hit dice than you have levels.
bl+OE
?
No.37141
37142 37143
[4d20 = 51]
>>37137
More slashing! Full round. Attack the Cloud giant, if it's in range

>>37138
Did you take that feat?

If that's how ride by's work, then sure. Do that
"Get more closer. I want to hit it with my sword"

>>37139
See >>37140

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37142
37144
>>37141
>feat
It's the hoers shoes, although Tracy is getting used to the combat style.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37143
37144
>>37141
Lance can hit things 10 ft away..
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37144
37145
>>37142
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it

>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37145
37147
I gotta sleep...
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.

>>37144
>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
XvSkz
?
No.37146
37148 37149 37150 37151 37317
[1d20 = 1]
>>37138
dice parry.
>>37139
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>
Roll for initiative
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37147
37153 37154
>>37145
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
bl+OE
?
No.37148
37153
[1d20 = 14]
>>37146
Tracy's faggot is gone though...

Rolling
UvqCJ
?
No.37149
37153
[1d20 = 4]
>>37146

4NBId
?
No.37150
[1d20+6 = 21]
>>37146
Initiative roll
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37151
37152 37153
>>37146
>1
Is cloud giant re-kill?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37152
>>37151
I think that just means the attack landed and did damage
XvSkz
?
No.37153
37155 37156
>>37148
We're not gonna start fighting tonight
>>37147
beeeeyotch
>>37149
"You oaf,...."
>>37151
Thats the objective, yes
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37154
37156 37167
>>37147
No. There is no stopping her at this point.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37155
>>37153
"be careful!"
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37156
37157 37160 37167
>>37153
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?

>>37154
Fine.

To Tracy:
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37157
37161 37167
>>37156
She isn't listening, desu. She's beside herself.
I said there wouldn't be any stopping her.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37158
37159 37160
Goodnight.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37159
>>37158
night faggot.
XvSkz
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No.37160
37161
>>37156
Because beyotch.
>>37158
Night dude
bl+OE
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No.37161
37162 37167
1513040531559.png
>>37157
Pic related

>>37160
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.

Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37162
37164 37167 37168
>>37161
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37163
Goes to bed for real this time
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37164
37167
>>37162
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?

I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
XvSkz
?
No.37165
37166
So in spite of lots of glaring, Trump and Tracy are v the giant skeleton-zombie thing.
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37166
>>37165
Attacking the giant.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37167
>>37154
>>37156
>>37157
>>37161
>>37162
>>37164
You know what, fuck logic. Trumpaladin joins Tracy in whatever batshit insane vindictive whatever she has planned, so long as he can ride her Cauchemar

"Donec mors nos separaverit, little pony"
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37168
37169 37178 37179
>>37162
>"Do you want to kill Trollestia because she fucked your fiance, because she made you look like a fool, or because she made you kill your lover? I can sympathize with revenge for being made a fool - fuck Kiynen, I still need to kill her. But Ponimaru stays dead"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37169
37170
>>37168
>she made you kill your lover?
Wat?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37170
37171
>>37169
Trollestia caused Tracy to kill Ponimaru through her trick
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37171
37172 37173
>>37170
Why did you think Ponimaru was some kind of "lover"?
She's not a colt-cuddler anymore
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37172
37173
>>37171
Ponimaru is the colt that Tracy bullies in her spare time. It is by no means a romantic thing.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37173
37174 37175
>>37171
The only things Trumpaladin knows about Ponimaru is that he's male, he's of approximately the same species as Tracy, and Tracy once ditched him for an opportunity to go see Ponimaru. He's only seen him like once before, but that's all he needs to know.

When I was looking back through older threads I saw there was this entire session full of a battle between Lenos and Thez, an exploration of the Dias, and an interaction between Tracy and Ponimaru that I never read (and still haven't) that explains a lot of things like the fear of Lenos. All of this information should be as unknown to Trumpaladin as it is to his faggot

>>37172
And Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37174
37176
>>37173
>Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
I hope so.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37175
>>37173
Tracy and Ponimaru haven't actually interacted very much at all, desu... Two of the ~6 times they met in session, she 1-shotted him...
7s1gk
?
No.37176
37177
>>37174
Well Tracy's made it pretty clear that if she ever catches him doing with her as one does with a waifu, then she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare. Which he obviously does not want to do or have happen to her.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37177
37178
>>37176
>she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare
She never said anything about eating.
And she could kill her herself, so don't sweat it (actually, do. Sweat hard). Slovenia is her friend though, so she wouldn't want to kill her unless she stepped over the line.
Aiv0R
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No.37178
37179 37180 37181
>>37168
Why's ponimaru have to die? Also the beyotch was cuz I was drinking last night and it looked like you wanted to run and hide.
>>37177
So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then? Seems uncharacteristic desu.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37179
37181
>>37168
>>37178
Ponimaru shouldn't have to die at all; he wasn't meant to. Tracy put his body in her bag so she could resurrect him later (and give him a thorough whipping for tricking her).
She meta intends to keep Troll dead though.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37180
>>37178
>So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then?
Well, probably parts of her; I hadn't planned that far, because I'd be tempted to spoil shit through meta. Although I meta had originally intended to have her make another Nithing and feed part of her to her birds, because muh symbolism.

Also, why haven't the Devourers begun to attack the living yet? They can freely access the material plane can't they?
Devourers are creepiest pasta.. If they get you, you can't even be revived...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37181
37182 37184
>>37179
Nah, keep that bitch dead. Fuck him

>>37178
Cause the bastard is going after his waifu. Unlike Trollestia, he's not a party asset, but rather only interacts tangentially with the party. He has no value alive. And why not hide from danger? They want to do harm, they can come to him and his personal army
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37182
37183
>>37181
>Fuck him
Y U h8 Ponimaru?
>going after his waifu
No he isn't. He's afraid of her, if anything. Tracy just chases after him because she finds it hilarious to torment him.
>he's not a party asset
>has no value alive
That's not how you quantify life, Anon...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37183
37187
>>37182
>Why hate ponimaru
Because Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him! I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter, but Infernius got in the way. Now he's dead, so keep him dead

>Hilarious to torment
I know how she shows love

>Feeling pity for a fictional horse
Then why no pity for Trollestia, who has actually been helpful at times?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37184
37185 37186 37210
11822829_962719767124272_274874133931382592_n.jpg
>>37181
>why not hide from danger?
Paladins don't run from danger; they fight it, especially when said danger is undead. Your character literally radiates courage and is immune to fear as a class feature; keep up with the character.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37185
37186 37187
>>37184
Are Infernius, Thez and Torcuil undead?
Aiv0R
?
No.37186
37188 37189 37190
>>37184
Question, how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
>>37185
Of course not, why would you ask?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37187
37196
>>37183
>Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him
No she didn't.
>I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter
*disappointed stare*
>>37185
They weren't going to kill him, and if so, not permanently.
>>37183
>who has actually been helpful at times?
Ponimaru has been delivering messages from Ben and Thez for months now. And it's not like I, Tracy's faggot, personally hate Troll; it's just that it wouldn't be in character to let her off.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37188
>>37186
>how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
Whole? Just Ponimaru. She's got a few other parts, but they're only in bits and pieces.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37189
37191
>>37186
It was a rhetorical question to signify to Tracy's faggot that he was not afraid of the undead
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37190
37191
>>37186
Have any of those Devourers made a move on the living yet?
Aiv0R
?
No.37191
37200
autism.jpg
>>37190
Not yet, but the fight with the Giant Skeltal hasn't happened yet either.
>>37189
My bad
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37192
37194 37196
It's going to be a pain and a half to load all of these undead parts into the Entertron..
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37193
37194 37196
Also, could we make another body-cast made out of Dimerterium, for the sake of reviving mages?
Aiv0R
?
No.37194
37195 37198
>>37193
A non-stabby iron maiden then, with an open face?
>>37192
Just what are you intending?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37195
37197
>>37194
>what are you intending?
Saving all the souls who were enslaved by the necromancers of the capital, of course.
Isn't that the righteous thing to do?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37196
37198
>>37187
Yes she did

>>37193
>>37192
No. Just, no. No. No.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37197
37199
>>37195
The entertron doesn't work on souls. It needs matter
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37198
>>37194
>>37196
>tfw I keep getting these two IDs mixed up...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37199
37201 37202
>>37197
Undead turn back into living when Ressurection is used on them.
We could revive every corpse in the Port.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37200
>>37191
Can we give the Cloud Giant skeleton a red hat and suit?
Aiv0R
?
No.37201
37203
>>37199
Uhm,... that's not how it works. Resurrection destroys undead utterly. Bringing the person back is a no go at that point.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37202
37204
>>37199
Those undead could be the villains of yesteryear, always chaotic evil races, criminals, communists - who the hell knows
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37203
37207
>>37201
I read on the wiki that Resurrection and True Resurrection work on undead.
>Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures. These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37204
37205 37206
CtvEy52XYAAfhgj.jpg
>>37202
Why not give them a chance? That's what we call Bliss, isn't it?
Everyone could be revived for Christmas.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37205
>>37204
I guess I just get all preachy during the holidays...
I g2g for a bit to wash the dog.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37206
>>37204
I do want more humans...
It seems risky
Aiv0R
?
No.37207
37208
>>37203
My listing shows that undead expressly can't be resurrected via either resurrection spells, as the last line of the spell description.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37208
37209 37212
>>37207
Oh, I guess I'm reading a separate edition, although another site says it's 3.5e.
Too bad then...

Does that also mean PCs are done for if Animate Dead is cast on them?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37209
37211 37212
>>37208
Idk how the rules work, but I thought that meant undead creatures couldn't be brought back as undead creatures. Meaning zombies and vampires go back to being alive; monsters like and Nightshades, who were never among the living, stay kill.
>You can resurrect someone killed by a death effect or someone who has been turned into an undead creature and then destroyed. You cannot resurrect someone who has died of old age. Constructs, elementals, outsiders, and undead creatures can’t be resurrected.
Idk though. I just want to figure out how it works.

I g2g again.
bl+OE
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No.37210
>>37184
Stop with this >Paladin shit.

First off, if you want to be a white knight moralist who knows everything about what makes a great Paladin, then you should have played a Paladin. In fact, you still can play as a white knight Paladin. Just have Tracy put on the cursed hat and POOF, she's a white knight moralist just like her faggot, so you can do your moralizing in the game as well as in Meta.

Second, and more importantly, I am keeping up with the character. This is a character who is dutiful to his protectorates and will fight for them regardless of the danger to himself. That's why he attacked Infernius after he started slashing at his fiance. That's why he charges headlong into legions of undead that are threatening the city that sees him as a protector. But I have zero intent of playing a stupid character. He's not going to get himself killed over a damned murder plot that was questionable to begin with. Some things are worth dying for, but not everything is.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37211
>>37209
What if you used the Undead to Death spell? That turns undead into regular corpses, doesn't it?
Aiv0R
?
No.37212
37213
>>37208
>>37209
No, you're right. It was the line about undead creatures that threw me, but yes if a creature has been made into undead it can be returned to life
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37213
37214 37215 37216
beholderbanner.jpg
>>37212
Hooray! It's a Christmas Miracle.
Gotta smash all the zombies before we can save them though.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37214
>>37213
Tracy helps in the task before doing whatever else she had planned
Aiv0R
?
No.37215
37216
>>37213
Thez is way ahead of her, lamenting all the while that she can't rebuke undead anymore.
"Oh wait! There's the words! Kek!" and all the undead around her in a 65' diameter r squish.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37216
>>37213
>>37215
If you want to kill a Cloud giant before Christmas Eve...
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37217
37218
Afternoon, whats happening?
Aiv0R
?
No.37218
>>37217
Chillin, reading, arranging. Making sure I've got the right tables and shit.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37220
37221 37223
fire_horse___nightmare___speed_photoshop_by_raquelbc-d7fyhzt.jpg
Tracy is still cleaving her way through hordes of shambling flesh towards the Giant skeleton, still cursing on about the unicorn she ought to be killing instead.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37221
37224 37226
>>37220
Oh just get to the Giant already

Trumpaladin has commanded the Generals and the cute sex horse to target the giant with ranged weapons, while he readies an attack against the Giant. Or he kills shit on the way to the giant, if the demon horse is taking the scenic route
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37223
37225
>>37220
Yeah, about Trollestia....
Torc never said anything against her, only me. Expect him to white knight harder than Infernius for Thez.
Sorry m8

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37224
>>37221
Oh and Fae. Fae is ordered to attack, the cloud giant or whatever targets of opportunity
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37225
37227
>>37223
D'aww. That's sweet
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37226
37228 37229
midwinterain__s_nightmare_horse_by_xxxthepretentiousxxx-d4ynyzl.png
>>37221
Are they there yet? Can we start the combat?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37227
37229 37231
>>37225
I really don't wanna admit you where the main factor in changing my mind. After I got steamponk out of my mind, I realized you where right.
>tldr you was right
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37228
37231
c3bbbba1a4fd94e96ee4dbae04c751a3--red-dead-redemption-horse-stuff.jpg
>>37226
She could just leap over them all.
I just thought we were still preparing.
bl+OE
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No.37229
37230 37234
>>37226
Ask GM.

No ride bys. A ride by attack means that every time we attack we are "charging" and therefor only get one attack. Even with trippling the dice roll that means I only get less than half as much damage as I could if I slashed with my magic great sword four times (unless the entire damage set is multiplied by three, then maybe it might be worth it). Tracy has an AC of 26 or maybe higher, and Trumpaladin has an AC of like ~33, Tracy has 155 HP and Trumpaladin has ~104. That damned giant is a CR 11, has 200 HP and 24 AC. Don't be a pussy. After the first charge, stay in range, and kill it. It could hit us with a rock if we rode by anyways

>>37227
D'aww, thanks
\r
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37230
37236
>>37229
ufiaw ruoy niatnoc tsuj, melborp on
Aiv0R
?
No.37231
37232 37234 37236
>>37228
So for simplicity, what is Tracy's line of attack, as that determines for her and Trump.
>>37227
Torcuil and Trollestia have only faced aquatic zombies and ghouls so far, which she can easily dispense of in waves from her undead turning, let alone Torcuil's magic.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37232
37233
>>37231
I was actually going to ask how that was going. Good to know the frog army is useful
Aiv0R
?
No.37233
37235
>>37232
Oh yeah, its fine. Trollestia can airwalk all around and on top of them, the frog army can pick them off from range, Torcuil can be as creative as he wants,... you guys got this. There is a weird set of torches in the distance, but the docks are solid.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37234
37236 37238 37239
>>37229
How close is "in range"? She can't just spot on a dime.
>>37231
>what is Tracy's line of attack
I was going to make a Spirited Charge with a lance, to do triple damage on the first ride-by attack, then go ahead and try to trip it with her dancing chain, if not set on fire.
I thought once it's legs were taken out and it fell over incapacitated, it could be finished off with Lay On Hands.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37235
37242
>>37233
>torches
Boats?
bl+OE
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No.37236
37241
>>37231
Well, I would say spirited charge with a Lance, and then stay in square and fight it with magic swords until it is dead or we are forced to withdrawal...

>>37230
That's going to be extremely difficult... It may be difficult enough even to keep Trumpaladin from being obligated to fight on behalf of Tracy
The easiest thing to do is just let her be killed, then resurrect her in the entertron. That way Tracy may be satisfied, Trumpaladin has fullfilled his covanent, Trollestia lives, and you keep your steed and ally. I actually had Trumpaladin go and collect blood from her so she could be resurrected if killed. And I was intending him to resurrect her anyways

>>37234
>>37234
Reeeeeee! Let me hit it with my sword! I want to be able to do damage too. Also, I am not sure the Trip attack works in that way

>Can't spot on a dime
Transfer all of your momentum into the giant through the lance. Seriously, you think you can spot on a dime in the air in a ride by attack and charge back the opposite direction? Physics do not work that way. And if it does, then by the same logic she can stop right next to the giant
\r
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37238
>>37234
A trip attack is an unarmed melee attack. Just hit the damned thing with a sword until it dies
Aiv0R
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No.37239
37240 37243
>>37234
She lands with the Spirited Charge, but distancing from the creature quickly doesn't seem possible, unless abandoning the lances.
Now, did you mean to essentially use the chain as a trip-wire?
bl+OE
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No.37240
[4d20 = 32]
>>37239
Trumpaladin swings in whatever way the horse will let him
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37241
>>37236
Would Jeb "please clap" Bush do sonic damage?
Aiv0R
?
No.37242
37248
>>37235
Its something low to the water, as the light from the torches - there's only 3 visible at most- reflects from the water. It drifts silently toward the docks as the water zombies and ghouls feelbly maintain their occupation.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37243
>>37239
The lance isn't magick, so let it stick in its leg.
Release the chain and let it dance all over it.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37244
I meant to make a trip attack with the chain. That's an option, right? If not, just lash at its legs, or try to stick into its carcass and pull it over.
Aiv0R
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No.37245
37247
The Giant takes several stabs and slashes, causing visible damage but not slowing it in the slightest. It swings for Tracy/Trump.
Aiv0R
?
No.37246
[2d20 = 12]
hrmmm?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37247
37253
>>37245
I should have cast Protection from evil...
~33 AC do not fail me
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37248
37249 37253
>>37242
So, boats?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37249
37251
>>37248
>Implying they don't have cursed Uboats
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37250
Also, activate the robe of colors and smoke every turn.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37251
37252 37254
>>37249
>Uboats built by communists
They'll be easy.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37252
>>37251
Especially if the commander's name is "Marko"
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37253
37254 37255 37259
>>37248
Something like that
>>37247
The Giant's crude mobility is not sufficient to land a blow against either Trump or Tracy, its arm/weapon swooshing by through the air.
bl+OE
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No.37254
37255
631_1212423748_large.jpg
uncharted-game-boat-amazonia.jpg
[4d20 = 69]
>>37251
Sounds like fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zcieO7Plw

>>37253
Full Round Attack!
4NBId
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No.37255
37256 37259
[3d20 = 26]
>>37254
We could use a Bull's Strength to pull that thing over.
>>37253
Rolling to lash with sword.
Let chain attack.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37256
>>37255
Shit.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37257
37258 37259
Hmmmm... what could Torc cast...
Ah yes, now I know.

"Go to gulag, cyka blyats"
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37258
>>37257
e_e Rly? Magic missiles fly off and strike various targets, so weak was that meme.
bl+OE
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No.37259
37260
[3d20 = 32]
>>37255
>>37255
I was on an iphone with a cracked screen and a shitty browser in a bar an hour away from home when I was doing this last night, that's my excuse for not casting obvious spells like "protection from evil" or what have you...

>>37257
The d&d spell is called "imprisonment," although I think it's one level above your caster level. It's a scary spell...

>>37253
Can Fae pounce without being harmed by undead flesh? If so, Pounce!
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37260
37261
>>37259
Um... I think I calculated her bite attack to be +18 (base is +13, +6 strength, -1 size) so that bite should land against 24 AC
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37261
37262 37263
>>37260
This thing has Damage Reduction, weak to bludgeoning. Try using Tracy's mace to crush its bones.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37262
37264
>>37261
Are you sure? Where is it listed?

If that's true I'll hold Fae back then. Next round. I hope to get her teeth and claws enchanted eventually.

But a bite attack can be bludgeoning damage. It can be piercing, slashing, or bludgeoning
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37263
37264 37265
421764__safe_artist-colon-bubsakavermin_oc_oc only_oc-colon-skelly bones_oc-colon-tracy cage_drug use_meme_mr-dot- bones_mushrooms_opium_pipe_skeleton_.jpg
>>37261
Under special qualities.
Of course, he doesn't know that. It'd just seem like stabbing a skeleton wouldn't be making very much progress.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37264
>>37262
>>37263

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37265
>>37263
Slashing should land when coming from a magic sword. Especially since Vanderiem is Epic level magic against Evil foes, (+7).
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37266
37269
Can she attack again?

Also, I'll have to go soon...
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37267
37269
Welp, I gtg.
Incase I can't find the time, Merry Christmas guys.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37269
1514146873933.png
>>37267
>>37266
Merry Christmas!
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37270
37282
What kind of weapon is this Skeleton using?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37271
37272 37282
>>32720 →
My intuition says the Clould Giant mace

Also, this is just the front of a much larger army that has devourers and death mages, I'll bet you
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37272
37273
>>37271
I wondering why the Devourers hadn't attacked yet. They could be wreaking havoc atm, since they already got inside the tower.
It makes me question what (((their))) strategy really is. It can't be this simple.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37273
37274 37312
>>37272
I don't think devourers just plane shift as easily as you suggest, but whatever, it's a spooky enough possibility

Trumpaladin orders the generals to return to and fortify the hallowed ground of the stadium, and coup up as much of the civilian population there as possible. Cute sex horse and necessary troops are to remain and shoot projectiles over the walls at enemy masses, however
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37274
37275
>>37273
It's not planeshift, it's Etherrealness, and they can use it at will at 20th caster level to freely shift between the material, Etherrealness, and astral planes.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37275
>>37274
All the same, the wiki implies that they stay on the ethereal plane
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37276
37277 37280
merry Christmas.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37277
37278
ccf68c32e0b7892d5e0c72663f673bb9--minotaur-geeks.jpg
>>37276
Merry Christmas, Dixie.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37278
>>37277
thanks tracys faggot.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37279
37280
I'm going to head off to dinner soon.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37280
37281
image (3).jpg
>>37276
>>37279

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37281
673576b41de8b654e2c44d9f2886066c582461d82bd157fefa2d6886ff19805a.png
>>37280

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37282
>>37270
>>37271
Say he's using a Gargantuan Candy Cane. And he's wearing a suit of bright red polar bear bear hide armor.
Also, he has a beard, despite being a skeleton.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37283
37284 37285 37286 37287
147708-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-merry-christmas-from-luna-and-celestia.png.jpg
Bah humbug. Here for the duration, w/ energy drinks n shit.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37284
>>37283
Lurking.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37285
>>37283
im around.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37286
37288
>>37283
I'z have question, but I am afraid of the answer
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37287
37288
>>37283
post a thez for the party pic.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37288
37289
thez.png
>>37287
I didn't save the one I would have gone with, but this one is fine.
>>37286
Okay o_O
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37289
37290
>>37288
>didn't save
Which one was that?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37290
37291
>>37289
It was a modified RL cosplay pic. The girl looked like Arya from Game of Thrones, wearing a leather tunic and with cosmetic ears, faced away from the camera.
What, I notice things. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37291
37292 37293 37296
3dpd attempt.jpg
>>37290
You mean this one I made?
I considered throwing it out, because the hair was fugged.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37292
37296
>>37291
Yes, that's the one
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37293
37294 37295
revenge.jpg
>>37291
Revenge for the kitten shoop. Santa's little helper.

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37294
1510378059043.png
>>37293
But it's so cute
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37295
37386
santas little helper.jpg
>>37293
Of course, we can't forget her cool Monk staff, and some holly because why not?
*insane laughter*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37296
37297 37298
partypic.png
>>37292
>>37291
i said it would be shit.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37297
37299 37300
>>37296
That gave me a hearty chuckle.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37298
37300
>>37296
Fucking Kek. I love how Torcuil is mostly a fabric sample
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37299
9551f629d51b3dfe36aa7ce4400543d2fb5855e769573312528529d0c4a0fcd5.png
aa8ea99a732f71e965c94f9cd4558de4b611bde345f48383fef5c3508e4b1914.png
c540ba7c6cc249afcd89c2750bd1f7fb1b90c0e18933619c875e368381e07d11.png
>>37297

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37300
37303
>>37298
>>37297
thanks guys
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37301
37303 37305
Will we be able to finish off the giant skeleton tonight?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37302
37304
partypic.png

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37303
>>37301
I can do it. We already landed hits in two rounds and now we are waiting for the giant's round

>>37300
You're welcome
*Hugs*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37304
37307
1516617__safe_artist-colon-sciggles_angel wings_flash sentry_best friends_cider_cropped_pony.png
>>37302
D'aww, cute. Why is Tracy bigger than me though?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37305
37306 37308 37309 37310 37312
1510376002300-1.png
>>37301
Consider it finished, it was a big giant distraction anyway. A few rounds of coordinated attacks would kill.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37306
37313
>>37305
Reeee I want to do math and kill it with math
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37307
37308 37309
>>37304
because ms paint is the worst program ever.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37308
37310 37313
status-report-or-damage-report.jpg
>>37305
>Distraction
Why am I not surprised
pic related

>>37307
Tis true. I am not good with programs
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37309
37311 37314
>>37305
Can I haz its club as a trophy?
>>37307
I never use anything but this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37310
37311 37313
>>37308
>>37305
i wonder (((who))) could be behind this attack?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37311
37314 37315 37318
>>37309
The giant needs a special feat just to wield it. No. Now lets go attack the main force before they suck the souls of everyone in town

>>37310
*cough* Bush Dynasty *cough*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37312
>>37305
Um... during the fight the generals were ordered back to the stadium... See >>37273

Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37313
37316 37317
>>37306
You're welcome to kill it with math
>>37308
Thez has been saying "too easy" for how long?
About 4 intermittent bang-sounds issue from within the city. Thez stops her murder spree and <whooof>
>>37310
(((who))) indeed? Didn't you get a hitler-vision recently?

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37314
37318 37319
>>37309
thanks i didnt save the link.
>>37311
R-R-Rock-fellers.

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37315
37316
97acd6829e34fbf36439735450927ed8--dragon-quotes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
>>37311
I know. I just want it.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37316
37321
>>37313
>>37315
Get it later

"Towards the sounds!"
Spurs Horse
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37317
37320
>>37313

>>37146
this one?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37318
37319 37320 37324
Except she eats spongebobs target audience _686b2f4e2e8c95b3ff9427ead4468745.png
>>37311
>>37314
My money is on the Clintons.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37319
37321
>>37318
>>37314
Or maybe, everyone at once. My God. It's 2016 all over again

*Raises sword*
*Spurs horse again*
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37320
37322 37331
>>37317
I meant the video, but yeah he did kill some undead recently didn't he?
>>37318
No dynasty's yet, but there are some crazy liches up in the mix

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37321
37323 37328
vrak_the_nightmare_by_olieboldador-d8t7da2.jpg
>>37316
"Unf!"
*gallops towards said sounds*
>>37319
She loses hit points when you spur her, fyi
"UNF!"
*gallops even faster*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37322
37327
>>37320
w-which video?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37323
37328
>>37321
>implying she don't like it.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37324
37325 37328
are-you-ready-for-hillary-i-guess-so-body-image-1428710078.jpg
>>37318
The original pic of this looks scarier, desu...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37325
17_1.jpg
>>37324
you're right it is.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37326
37328
If you destroy a lich in combat without offing its phylactery, do you still get XP?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37327
37329
>>37322
It was this one or one like it.
https://youtu.be/tjKmyM2EpU4
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37328
37330
>>37321
She's killed like 100 or so zombies and in part taken out a Cloud giant, and her HP went from 172, to 170 because her rider spurred her.
I kind of want to fuck the horse in that image...

>>37326
What spells does demon horse want?

>>37324
That legit is scarier

>>37323
I know right
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37329
>>37327
SIEG HEIL!!
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37330
37335
>>37328
>Spell
Eagle's Spendor will help with Saving Throws.
Deathward sounds helpful against liches.
Bull's strength for attacks.
Heal Mount as go-to healing spells.

Wait until the battle. How many ranks did you put into Concentration?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37331
37332 37335
>>37320
>liches
Bring 'em on.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37332
37334 37335
>>37331
I picked some choice liches for this initial encounter with liches,... crazy liches.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37334
>>37332
How crazy?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37335
37336 37337
>>37331
This

>>37330
Death ward is my intuition. Are you sure you want to use up level two spells because I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?

What do you think we're up against?
>>37332
Nice. Cast protection from evil, target self and mount. Cast resistance
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37336
37338
>>37335
>What do you think we're up against?
Every lich is a spellcaster with at least 11 levels. Expect high-level necromancers.
>I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
Do as you wish, although you've got that spell-resistance cloak, and Heal Mount removes most status effects. Reminder that you're sharing Tracy's monstrous Saving Throw bonuses, so defense isn't as big of an issue.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37337
37338
>>37335
As the giant skeleton eventually falls to Tracy and Trump's direct and insistent attack, a feeling of dread seems to spread.
As soon as the spell is active, it becomes hyper-active, burning its self out after about 4 rounds of hyper-visual-activity.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37338
37339 37342 37344
So as I understand it, Trumpaladin has a +10 fort base, +1 for his Constitution modifier, +4 for charisma, +1 for the stone of luck, and that Cloak of resistance which should be like +1-+5

Resistance adds +1
Protection from evil adds +2
>>37336
Yikes. We know at least one of them has the power to use finger of death...

I think the shared throw only benefits the mount, and also I did the math and it looks like both Tracy and Trump have +10 bases plus modifers

>>37337
Trumpacy advance towards the sound and danger with spuring and speed
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37339
37340 37341 37344
>>37338
Since coming from the giant fight at the bridge, Trump and Tracy can only directly affect one leg of the incursion. Don't worry, you get to kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37340
>>37339
The Notorious RBG you say? Nice

I like her argumentation style...
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37341
37346
>>37339
Where did she land?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37342
37343 37345
>>37338
Finger of death only kills you if you are a bitch.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37343
>>37342
So true. I've got like a ~20+ fort save now anyways
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37344
37347
>>37338
They can tough-out pretty much any spell with a save.
>Finger of Death
Don't be a bitch.
Unless you run into some lvl 30 Archmage, it won't be anything to be afraid of.
If ypou're afraid, cast Deathward.
>>37339
Can't she jump/fly over the horde to get to the action faster?