With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
Good morning.
Claiming Songbird as waifu
>>36660
>Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
I said it when Torc fucked death, and I'll say it again
Fuck
Your
Planning
>Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
I said it when Torc fucked death, and I'll say it again
Fuck
Your
Planning
>>36664
Its not really plans anymore, its more ideas of why its happening this way. What happens from there is anyone's guess.
Its not really plans anymore, its more ideas of why its happening this way. What happens from there is anyone's guess.
>>36670
So I alluded to it in OP but yes, finding "the right gnome(s)" isn't going to be easy, and gnomes are difficult to interact with and roleplay as it is. I'm telling you this as a meta explanation of why Torcuil hasn't been successful yet. There are all kinds of workshops, and that's just the ground level. The city walls actually lead to the edge of a cliff, where in segmented and burrowed-into-the-cliff-face levels a sprawling and often disorderly oasis of autistic creativity has been made. Tools and gadgets whirl and move of their own accord, pidgeons fly everywhere this way and that, all of whom carry a tiny scroll or pouch, its all the romanticism and innovation of the renaissance writ large, except with a hint of gnomish tactless-ness. Welcome to Krenshal.
So I alluded to it in OP but yes, finding "the right gnome(s)" isn't going to be easy, and gnomes are difficult to interact with and roleplay as it is. I'm telling you this as a meta explanation of why Torcuil hasn't been successful yet. There are all kinds of workshops, and that's just the ground level. The city walls actually lead to the edge of a cliff, where in segmented and burrowed-into-the-cliff-face levels a sprawling and often disorderly oasis of autistic creativity has been made. Tools and gadgets whirl and move of their own accord, pidgeons fly everywhere this way and that, all of whom carry a tiny scroll or pouch, its all the romanticism and innovation of the renaissance writ large, except with a hint of gnomish tactless-ness. Welcome to Krenshal.
>>36672
>disorderly oasis of autistic creativity
I fucking like it. Also, I know nothing of gnomes so I guess its research time.
Torc's is amazed by the intrestingness of it all, and then begins to look for a town map or something of the likes.
>disorderly oasis of autistic creativity
I fucking like it. Also, I know nothing of gnomes so I guess its research time.
Torc's is amazed by the intrestingness of it all, and then begins to look for a town map or something of the likes.
>>36674
There is an empty booth with a blood splotch on one side that says "Information", but there's no one seated there at the moment. Other than that, there don't seem to be any distinguishably evident areas. There's a mess of hallways and doors, but gnomes are quick and efficient on their feet and leave no room for an obviously out-of-place fellow to slip in amidst the bustle.
There is an empty booth with a blood splotch on one side that says "Information", but there's no one seated there at the moment. Other than that, there don't seem to be any distinguishably evident areas. There's a mess of hallways and doors, but gnomes are quick and efficient on their feet and leave no room for an obviously out-of-place fellow to slip in amidst the bustle.
>>36675
"Well that's just great"
Welp, my best idea is for Torc to polynorph into a gnome and slip in.
Objections?
"Well that's just great"
Welp, my best idea is for Torc to polynorph into a gnome and slip in.
Objections?
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>>36676
oh that's a beautiful idea. I had thought that if I quit the game and Trumpaladin showed up in s future version as a Blackguard Villian, he'd have an obnoxious Warhammer as a weapon that he could point at any player and freeze their actions for d8 rounds or something like that
Well, I would talk to the gnomes, figure out what they want and like and don't like, then ask for the information I want, then use my knowledge of the gnome's motivations to arrange a deal that gets me what I want.
But your "have sex with the gnomes" idea seems more entertaining to watch. Try it
oh that's a beautiful idea. I had thought that if I quit the game and Trumpaladin showed up in s future version as a Blackguard Villian, he'd have an obnoxious Warhammer as a weapon that he could point at any player and freeze their actions for d8 rounds or something like that
Well, I would talk to the gnomes, figure out what they want and like and don't like, then ask for the information I want, then use my knowledge of the gnome's motivations to arrange a deal that gets me what I want.
But your "have sex with the gnomes" idea seems more entertaining to watch. Try it
>>36682
>sex
I promise you thats not what I'm planning.
Plus, its easier to get information when you don't look like a complete and total outsider.
Plus I need someone who can do what I'm looking for before I start making deals.
>sex
I promise you thats not what I'm planning.
Plus, its easier to get information when you don't look like a complete and total outsider.
Plus I need someone who can do what I'm looking for before I start making deals.
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>>36683
Behind the first of the otherwise "gnomes only" doors, Torcuil finds the beginnings of a long hallway, with gears, sprockets, and shafts lining the halls and intersections. It appears that a certain degree of power is transmitted throughout the city by way of mechanical devices.
Behind the first of the otherwise "gnomes only" doors, Torcuil finds the beginnings of a long hallway, with gears, sprockets, and shafts lining the halls and intersections. It appears that a certain degree of power is transmitted throughout the city by way of mechanical devices.
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>>36686
Does this tower have an anti-shrine, where I can get guidance on how to be moar ebil or become moar powerful? Something like the Yuzuhara shrine to soccer?
Does this tower have an anti-shrine, where I can get guidance on how to be moar ebil or become moar powerful? Something like the Yuzuhara shrine to soccer?
>>36688
You mean the whorehouse? Where people beat eachother senseless and then have fivilous and copious amounts of contractual sex (hetero only)? Yes, there is such a place. You can decorate it with divegrass iconography if you like.
You mean the whorehouse? Where people beat eachother senseless and then have fivilous and copious amounts of contractual sex (hetero only)? Yes, there is such a place. You can decorate it with divegrass iconography if you like.
>>36692
It could happen, it would require the right timing.
>makes unholy
That was when she was diabolical, its not a given anymore
It could happen, it would require the right timing.
>makes unholy
That was when she was diabolical, its not a given anymore
>>36695
She established/conquered/etc it while she was diabolical, right?
Also, does the tower have a machine that can produce masterwork daggers and/or lances? I want to make some more.
She established/conquered/etc it while she was diabolical, right?
Also, does the tower have a machine that can produce masterwork daggers and/or lances? I want to make some more.
>>36696
A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both. The Lance-head machine uses denze metal stamped in an octagonal shape with a hexagonal spear-point, barbed on one side.
There's a bunch of dagger machines. Which one?
A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both. The Lance-head machine uses denze metal stamped in an octagonal shape with a hexagonal spear-point, barbed on one side.
There's a bunch of dagger machines. Which one?
>>36697
With the animated demon-gauntlets.
The magick Hoers-shoes allow both her and her rider to make Spirited Charge attacks, so she can do Triple Damage with a single strike from a lance while she's charging.
>>36698
>A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both
Can she use her daggers as lance heads? That way, it could be adjustable.
>Which one?
ALL of them!
I g2g for a bit..
With the animated demon-gauntlets.
The magick Hoers-shoes allow both her and her rider to make Spirited Charge attacks, so she can do Triple Damage with a single strike from a lance while she's charging.
>>36698
>A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both
Can she use her daggers as lance heads? That way, it could be adjustable.
>Which one?
ALL of them!
I g2g for a bit..
>>36702
GM, you said something about enchantments on Armor? What can I get for a Fae sized chain shirt?
GM, you said something about enchantments on Armor? What can I get for a Fae sized chain shirt?
Torc ducks into a workshop to catch his breath and find his bearings.
This is gonna get really shitty real quick, isn't it?
This is gonna get really shitty real quick, isn't it?
>>36707
Eeek! I didn't realize there were so many options. Um, both strength and speed sound amazing. What is there Strengthwise? Or speed wise? Or AC wise?\r
Eeek! I didn't realize there were so many options. Um, both strength and speed sound amazing. What is there Strengthwise? Or speed wise? Or AC wise?\r
>>36709
A grumpy gnome extends their hands expectantly. "Whda'dyoubringme,Ihaven'tgotalldayyourandomnewbiewhogottheirpositionbecauseof,..." she has the presence of mind to stop at this point.
>>36710
That depends on the effect. I know the classic "paladin"route is a big shiny suit of plates, but thats low energy bullshit. Piece-mail is where its at. You can have a spaulder + murder, a chest-plate of eating faces, a girdle (giant strength or w/e),Bracers of salted earth,... My point is, if you are creative enough you can have whatever array you want. You just have to decide on it and be willing to wait the requisite time.
A grumpy gnome extends their hands expectantly. "Whda'dyoubringme,Ihaven'tgotalldayyourandomnewbiewhogottheirpositionbecauseof,..." she has the presence of mind to stop at this point.
>>36710
That depends on the effect. I know the classic "paladin"route is a big shiny suit of plates, but thats low energy bullshit. Piece-mail is where its at. You can have a spaulder + murder, a chest-plate of eating faces, a girdle (giant strength or w/e),Bracers of salted earth,... My point is, if you are creative enough you can have whatever array you want. You just have to decide on it and be willing to wait the requisite time.
>>36711
>she
I swear, you guys all hate me.
Torc jumps back a bit, starteed by the gattling gun of words infront of him.
"Hold up, slow down. I'm not from around here, so stop with the requesting. Second, who are you?"
>she
I swear, you guys all hate me.
Torc jumps back a bit, starteed by the gattling gun of words infront of him.
"Hold up, slow down. I'm not from around here, so stop with the requesting. Second, who are you?"
>>36711
All on Fae?
I've recently become enamoured by the way Templar knights are depicted. In most images they are completely covered in armor, and you can often see that they are wearing chain mail suits underneath plate armor... Just like Trumpaladin. It's just a beautiful way of saying "good luck hitting me under 30+ AC."
I'm less of a fan of the way Templar horses are depicted. They have white cloth on them that makes them look like Ku Klux Klan horses. Now, now, the really sexy horse armor that I like is the Cataphract armor of the Byzantines, Sassanids, and Armenians. THAT is how you armor a horse.
Unfortunately I don't think I'll be Cataphract-ing Fae, since there is a mobility penalty for anything heavier than light armor. Chain shirt is the heaviest in that catagory, although I like the aesthetics of my little pony partial plate better. The coolest enchantments are etherealness and dimension door. I absolutely intend to try to get a belt of strength for her at some time, since I want her strength up.
I can wait for all of that. But in the meantime, a +4 AC chain shirt is desired
All on Fae?
I've recently become enamoured by the way Templar knights are depicted. In most images they are completely covered in armor, and you can often see that they are wearing chain mail suits underneath plate armor... Just like Trumpaladin. It's just a beautiful way of saying "good luck hitting me under 30+ AC."
I'm less of a fan of the way Templar horses are depicted. They have white cloth on them that makes them look like Ku Klux Klan horses. Now, now, the really sexy horse armor that I like is the Cataphract armor of the Byzantines, Sassanids, and Armenians. THAT is how you armor a horse.
Unfortunately I don't think I'll be Cataphract-ing Fae, since there is a mobility penalty for anything heavier than light armor. Chain shirt is the heaviest in that catagory, although I like the aesthetics of my little pony partial plate better. The coolest enchantments are etherealness and dimension door. I absolutely intend to try to get a belt of strength for her at some time, since I want her strength up.
I can wait for all of that. But in the meantime, a +4 AC chain shirt is desired
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>>36712
"Whatthefuck?Whoareyou?You'renotsupposedtobebackhereGUARDS!Ohyou'reinforitnowwhoeveryouare."
A quartet of exceptionally well-armored gnomes rush you with words and force.
>>36712
"Whatthefuck?Whoareyou?You'renotsupposedtobebackhereGUARDS!Ohyou'reinforitnowwhoeveryouare."
A quartet of exceptionally well-armored gnomes rush you with words and force.
>>36717
Fuck, lets see.
Torc stops the polymorph and tries to reason with them
"Listen, I'm not here to cause harm. I'm here to make a very large purpose, and I'm willing to pay lots for it."
Fuck, lets see.
Torc stops the polymorph and tries to reason with them
"Listen, I'm not here to cause harm. I'm here to make a very large purpose, and I'm willing to pay lots for it."
Upon successful grapple from the group, who immediately bombard him with a deluge of "Lookathisguyhere""Thisguyhere?"YouKNOWit!""Yeahthisguyhere""Whataboutthisguyhere?""Hethoughthewasgoingtosneakhiswayinasagnome,probablyusingapolymorphspell""apolymorphspellyousay?""indeed,itcertainly,..."he trails off, for a gnome that is, before snffing Torcuil in the armpit area. "Newlygnomish,hedisplaycharacteristicsofagnomebutonewhoknowsnoknoledgeofhygeneorpersonalcareandiscertaintodevelopirritatedfingersydromeovertimewhichissomethingANYgnomewouldbebletovoid.NoImcallingitnowthisgnomeisaFRAUD!"
[4d20 = 26]
>>36722
They stop for a moment. Then they begin to laugh amongst themselves.
"Heyguyswhenwasthelasttimeosmeonewashereforsomereasonoranother""Hastherebeenatimewheresomeonewasnt'thereonsuperimportantbusiness?""NotthatIcanrecall.Isayweturnhimupside-downandshakeouthispockets.""Thatseemsthebestapproach.Onthreethen?" and then in unison "Onetwothree,HO"
>>36722
They stop for a moment. Then they begin to laugh amongst themselves.
"Heyguyswhenwasthelasttimeosmeonewashereforsomereasonoranother""Hastherebeenatimewheresomeonewasnt'thereonsuperimportantbusiness?""NotthatIcanrecall.Isayweturnhimupside-downandshakeouthispockets.""Thatseemsthebestapproach.Onthreethen?" and then in unison "Onetwothree,HO"
[1d20 = 9]
>>36726
"Okay you little shits."
Torc teleports out of their grasp
Roll to try and do it before they shake him down.
"Listen, I don't want to harm you. I just want to buy something."
>>36726
"Okay you little shits."
Torc teleports out of their grasp
Roll to try and do it before they shake him down.
"Listen, I don't want to harm you. I just want to buy something."
>>36728
Okay, here we go
"Okayyoulittleturds,listenhereandlistencloselycauseI'monlygonnasayitonce. Iamheretobuyafuckingrobot,IamwillingtoohelpyourtownandprovidealargefuckingpaymentinreturnIFYOUWOULDJUSTLETMETALKTOOYOU."
Okay, here we go
"Okayyoulittleturds,listenhereandlistencloselycauseI'monlygonnasayitonce. Iamheretobuyafuckingrobot,IamwillingtoohelpyourtownandprovidealargefuckingpaymentinreturnIFYOUWOULDJUSTLETMETALKTOOYOU."
>>36732
Torc can basically use anytype of seell and do anything if I can't find a meme for it, money can grow on a fucking tree for all he cares
Torc can basically use anytype of seell and do anything if I can't find a meme for it, money can grow on a fucking tree for all he cares
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>>36707
>>36711
>Armor/barding options
Can Tracy develop an uber-slick, jet-black studded-leather, spiked motorcycle suit, that fits to her form?
I want something light-wight and mobile, that blends into the night and allows her easy breathing to do all of her tricks. Black would also bring out her mane. If combining leather with metal is an option, I'd adore that, because that's how you make a real suit of ghost-pony armor.
>>36711
>Armor/barding options
Can Tracy develop an uber-slick, jet-black studded-leather, spiked motorcycle suit, that fits to her form?
I want something light-wight and mobile, that blends into the night and allows her easy breathing to do all of her tricks. Black would also bring out her mane. If combining leather with metal is an option, I'd adore that, because that's how you make a real suit of ghost-pony armor.
>>36731
Torcuil makes this outburst while upside down.
"Isayweshake'emdownfirstwhaddyasay?""Standardoperatingproceedurethen?""Soundslikeaplan".
The gnomes start shaking him vigorously, spilling out whatever not-tightly secured equipment, contents, or available property.
Torcuil makes this outburst while upside down.
"Isayweshake'emdownfirstwhaddyasay?""Standardoperatingproceedurethen?""Soundslikeaplan".
The gnomes start shaking him vigorously, spilling out whatever not-tightly secured equipment, contents, or available property.
>>36740
Also, pockets for pulling things out quickly would be nice too; would also be good for concealing things.
Also, pockets for pulling things out quickly would be nice too; would also be good for concealing things.
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>>36741
"Well since that didn't work,
I guess I'll have to be big enough.
For both of us."
Pic related appears and releases a sonic screech, hopefully stunning them
"Well since that didn't work,
I guess I'll have to be big enough.
For both of us."
Pic related appears and releases a sonic screech, hopefully stunning them
If you conceal a dagger with a Sleight of Hand check while in front of someone, can you make a Sneak Attack with it while observed?
>>36744
Gnomes are stunned. Not enough to drop or release Torcuil, but enough to stop them with carting him off for the moment.
Gnomes are stunned. Not enough to drop or release Torcuil, but enough to stop them with carting him off for the moment.
Tracy is in the force, working on her repeating bow-gauntlet.
She also make as Screaming Bolt.
After that, she feeds her birds, and goes up to the holodeck to practice finessing her chain and getting a handle of it's abilities.
She also make as Screaming Bolt.
After that, she feeds her birds, and goes up to the holodeck to practice finessing her chain and getting a handle of it's abilities.
forge*
>>36761
I was going to say yes, he says that to her, but the way you ask that question implies that he really shouldn't say that
I was going to say yes, he says that to her, but the way you ask that question implies that he really shouldn't say that
>>36769
"Then why are you playing arts and craft right now rather than killing her while you have the chance?"
"Then why are you playing arts and craft right now rather than killing her while you have the chance?"
Btw, i mention in the last thread that she'd moved her birds to aniother room. She pushed the furniture out of one of the VIP suites and left them there; they're currently chowing down on a pile of ground elephant and scrambled yolks in the center of the room (they should be big enough to eat it themselves now).
>>36772
"I wanted to wait until you were ready."
>>36773
That's the joke.
>>36772
"I wanted to wait until you were ready."
>>36773
That's the joke.
>>36773
Well then I answered a different question. But it's really the same question, just approached a different way. The question is "if you want to kill this bitch, then why are you playing ninja with chains, or crafting macaroni images, or whatever you're doing, rather than killing her while we have the chance?"
Well then I answered a different question. But it's really the same question, just approached a different way. The question is "if you want to kill this bitch, then why are you playing ninja with chains, or crafting macaroni images, or whatever you're doing, rather than killing her while we have the chance?"
>>36773
Oh shut up. Tracy obviously doesn't mean she wants him to repeat what he said. She wants him to clarify his intentions. That's what he's doing
Oh shut up. Tracy obviously doesn't mean she wants him to repeat what he said. She wants him to clarify his intentions. That's what he's doing
>>36774
"As I have said before I do not want to kill her. But waiting is making me anxious. Soon, or never. Make up your mind. I prefer the latter, but it is your choice"
"As I have said before I do not want to kill her. But waiting is making me anxious. Soon, or never. Make up your mind. I prefer the latter, but it is your choice"
>>36779
*taps wand against dagger*
"I'm ready, Flashy.
Just go to the stables and make your move. I'll be lurking."
Tracy rummages through her bag and pulls out the old Conceal Alignment scroll she got months ago at the shop
"That bitch alwats greeted me with that obnoxious smile every time I enter the stables before we put the dividers up; I'm going to take a minute to make sure she's caught off guard this time.
I'll make my move the moment after you do, Flashy, so be ready."
Remember he has the Shackles and the rope.
*gestures over to a prepared barrel of pure grain alcohol*
"Make sure that sword of yours is drunk off his saddle before you start."
*taps wand against dagger*
"I'm ready, Flashy.
Just go to the stables and make your move. I'll be lurking."
Tracy rummages through her bag and pulls out the old Conceal Alignment scroll she got months ago at the shop
"That bitch alwats greeted me with that obnoxious smile every time I enter the stables before we put the dividers up; I'm going to take a minute to make sure she's caught off guard this time.
I'll make my move the moment after you do, Flashy, so be ready."
Remember he has the Shackles and the rope.
*gestures over to a prepared barrel of pure grain alcohol*
"Make sure that sword of yours is drunk off his saddle before you start."
[1d20+17 = 18]
With that Tracy vanishes.
Rolling to Move Silently across the tower as she gets ready.
Also, Detect Good, to ensure the cunt is in the stables
>>36781
This is part of the reason why I was waiting. The forest should be burning down as we shitpost, but idk anymore...
With that Tracy vanishes.
Rolling to Move Silently across the tower as she gets ready.
Also, Detect Good, to ensure the cunt is in the stables
>>36781
This is part of the reason why I was waiting. The forest should be burning down as we shitpost, but idk anymore...
[1d20+17 = 30]
>>36782
>*trips and falls face flat, knocking over furniture as she goes*
"I.. I'm okay...!"
*Slinks off once again, deciding to wait a few minutes before she goes back towards the stables*
>>36782
>*trips and falls face flat, knocking over furniture as she goes*
"I.. I'm okay...!"
*Slinks off once again, deciding to wait a few minutes before she goes back towards the stables*
>>36780
"Very well. We'll do it tonight. Now think of a full strategy while I go take some measurements for Fae to fit her into new armor, and then get her set up in the holodeck to train for multi attack, while my faggot goes to see a movie."
"Very well. We'll do it tonight. Now think of a full strategy while I go take some measurements for Fae to fit her into new armor, and then get her set up in the holodeck to train for multi attack, while my faggot goes to see a movie."
>>36787
Would that mean Torc could train.......
Why do I always forget Torc has a Snek? Maybe I should unbind him from the staff so I alway remember.
A big ass snake would be great for scaring some dwarves
Would that mean Torc could train.......
Why do I always forget Torc has a Snek? Maybe I should unbind him from the staff so I alway remember.
A big ass snake would be great for scaring some dwarves
>>36789
>Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.
Actually, do those for Tracy and her birds too.
>Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.
Actually, do those for Tracy and her birds too.
>>36789
>animated
You sudgestion has been noted and will be considered
>enlarge potion
Mr. Snek is already ~20ft long, and thats enough for me
>magic fang potion
>Rangers lvl1 can cast it as a spell
I want to dual class more now, but not a bad idea
>animated
You sudgestion has been noted and will be considered
>enlarge potion
Mr. Snek is already ~20ft long, and thats enough for me
>magic fang potion
>Rangers lvl1 can cast it as a spell
I want to dual class more now, but not a bad idea
>>36793
Doesn't it normally take an Epic Check in Handle Animal and at least one whole year to Train a Magical Beast for things?
How many ranks did you put into Handle Animal? Help train Tracy while you're at it, if you can.
Doesn't it normally take an Epic Check in Handle Animal and at least one whole year to Train a Magical Beast for things?
How many ranks did you put into Handle Animal? Help train Tracy while you're at it, if you can.
>>36797
That's alright.
>tfw need to cook for family soon
Tracy is snooping around the Tower in stealth, making sure Troll is in the stables before Trump goes there.
That's alright.
>tfw need to cook for family soon
Tracy is snooping around the Tower in stealth, making sure Troll is in the stables before Trump goes there.
*keens edges*
How many of y'all are going to be lurking tonight? I'm probably not going to play tomorrow, since it's the holidays.
>>36800
My friend is pissed off because Coco is an incredibly sad movie and it made him cry...
I may be able to play later. I want to either kill that unicorn or make her a Paladin's mount, but one of the two (or both?). I hope GM will be on long enough for that
*drives*
My friend is pissed off because Coco is an incredibly sad movie and it made him cry...
I may be able to play later. I want to either kill that unicorn or make her a Paladin's mount, but one of the two (or both?). I hope GM will be on long enough for that
*drives*
>>36801
So Torcuil's teleportation would work, positioning him away from the cluster of gnomes manhandling him.
So Torcuil's teleportation would work, positioning him away from the cluster of gnomes manhandling him.
>>36803
Good
He unpolymorphes and throws down his snek staff, bringing Mr. Snek into play.
"OkaylistennoworI'mleaving. Idon'twanttohurtyou. Ijustwishtobuyarobotmadebyyourpeopel'shandiwork. Ihavenotbeeninthislandlong,butIhavealreadyheardthatyourpeoplearemastercraftsmen. Ididnotwishtocauseproblemswithmydeception,butitseemedtheonlywaytogetintothecity. Iunderstandifyoudenymeservice,butIwishfornomorefighting."
Torc then doublesover, catching his breath from talking so quickly.
"Waddayousay?"
Mr. Snek: >hiss
Good
He unpolymorphes and throws down his snek staff, bringing Mr. Snek into play.
"OkaylistennoworI'mleaving. Idon'twanttohurtyou. Ijustwishtobuyarobotmadebyyourpeopel'shandiwork. Ihavenotbeeninthislandlong,butIhavealreadyheardthatyourpeoplearemastercraftsmen. Ididnotwishtocauseproblemswithmydeception,butitseemedtheonlywaytogetintothecity. Iunderstandifyoudenymeservice,butIwishfornomorefighting."
Torc then doublesover, catching his breath from talking so quickly.
"Waddayousay?"
Mr. Snek: >hiss
>>36804
The gnomes look at eachother speechless for a moment, before breaking into a small round of applause. An older one approaches. "Thatwasprettygoodyoungfella,youspeakhalfdecentgnomish(whichisn'tanindependantlanguageitsjustonethatsspokenreallyfast.Mostcommoners,thatsyoufolkwhospeakbasiccommon,nevergettheknackforitandalwaysenduptellingustotalkslowlywhichonlymakesthemmoremadwhenwedoforsomereason.Soyouwantaroboteh?Whatlevelofsophisticationarewetalkinghere?There'syourbasicgolemofwhatevermaterialsyougotortherearecompositeconstructslikeshieldguardiansandthelike."
The gnomes look at eachother speechless for a moment, before breaking into a small round of applause. An older one approaches. "Thatwasprettygoodyoungfella,youspeakhalfdecentgnomish(whichisn'tanindependantlanguageitsjustonethatsspokenreallyfast.Mostcommoners,thatsyoufolkwhospeakbasiccommon,nevergettheknackforitandalwaysenduptellingustotalkslowlywhichonlymakesthemmoremadwhenwedoforsomereason.Soyouwantaroboteh?Whatlevelofsophisticationarewetalkinghere?There'syourbasicgolemofwhatevermaterialsyougotortherearecompositeconstructslikeshieldguardiansandthelike."
>>36805
Torc looks ready to shoot himself realizing that it wasn't the fact they ignored his pleas, its the fact they didn't like him speaking slow.
"OnesecondandI'llexplainwhatIwant."
Torc grabs Mr. Snek, and uses the staff like a walking stick.
"I'mlookingforarobotIcanuseasamounttoo. I'mthinkingmaybesteampoweredwithabrassconstructionandsomeotherspecificdetails."
>>36806
Icanactuallyreaditsuprisinglywell
Torc looks ready to shoot himself realizing that it wasn't the fact they ignored his pleas, its the fact they didn't like him speaking slow.
"OnesecondandI'llexplainwhatIwant."
Torc grabs Mr. Snek, and uses the staff like a walking stick.
"I'mlookingforarobotIcanuseasamounttoo. I'mthinkingmaybesteampoweredwithabrassconstructionandsomeotherspecificdetails."
>>36806
Icanactuallyreaditsuprisinglywell
>>36808
He said he was looking for someone too make a robot, not asking the ones infront of him you idiot
He said he was looking for someone too make a robot, not asking the ones infront of him you idiot
Tracy confirms with her detection abilities that Troll is in fact in the stables.
[1d20+5 = 23]
>>36813
*grabs bag in stables and leaves nonchalantly*
Sense Motive check to get a hunch if she's caught wind of something
>>36813
*grabs bag in stables and leaves nonchalantly*
Sense Motive check to get a hunch if she's caught wind of something
Btw, can Tracy use the fluids she collected for Barry's corpse to make AIDS-coated daggers?
Also, I forgot, do you need to roll for Sneak Attacks when you're using poison?
>>36818
Tracy sticks her tongue out at Troll like she does every day, and leaves in a huff.
Also, I forgot, do you need to roll for Sneak Attacks when you're using poison?
>>36818
Tracy sticks her tongue out at Troll like she does every day, and leaves in a huff.
>>36820
)/ inec
>>36819
https://youtu.be/8FZ9dQcHbuA
Start at :55
>>36821
No, the poison is automatic upon doing damage, the fortitude save is to determine if the individual's immune response is effective or not.
)/ inec
>>36819
https://youtu.be/8FZ9dQcHbuA
Start at :55
>>36821
No, the poison is automatic upon doing damage, the fortitude save is to determine if the individual's immune response is effective or not.
>>36825
"I thought you'd like that one. Its one of the few I know thats in German. And what has you in such a sentimental mood today?"
"I thought you'd like that one. Its one of the few I know thats in German. And what has you in such a sentimental mood today?"
Trumpaladin's faggot arrives at a bar after like 30 minutes of driving, and is ready for his character to finally kill, fuck or marry this damned unicorn
>>36831
I already said she's resistant to STDs. And she needs to keep her body healthy, because those diseases fuck-up fetuses.
I already said she's resistant to STDs. And she needs to keep her body healthy, because those diseases fuck-up fetuses.
>>36821
>"where are you little pony? You know only a magical weapon can harm her. Is the cane sword enchanted in that way? Use its gust power if she charges you later or if she uses obscuring mists. Do you want to borrow Suigoto? She has +3 enchantment"
>"where are you little pony? You know only a magical weapon can harm her. Is the cane sword enchanted in that way? Use its gust power if she charges you later or if she uses obscuring mists. Do you want to borrow Suigoto? She has +3 enchantment"
>>36833
How many doors that will let a horse through are there at the stable? Can we lock it? Where can locks be obtained?
How many doors that will let a horse through are there at the stable? Can we lock it? Where can locks be obtained?
>>36835
There's not really doors. Rooms are connected by open archways or corridors that connect areas.
There's not really doors. Rooms are connected by open archways or corridors that connect areas.
>>36834
>'I'm near the stables. Go for it; I'll be there.'
Your character has Magic Weapon as a 1st level spell, and so does Tracy. Damage Reduction isn't an issue.
And yes. Her sword is magical, as are three of her daggers.
>>36835
Just do the deed as soon as you get the chance. She'll get suspicious if you try to lock the door. She's a
>>36836
Is there a corner she can hide around?
Tracy is crouching ~60-ft away from the stables, trying to figure out how many rounds her conceal Alignment scroll lasts, keeping an eye on the stables as she does.
>'I'm near the stables. Go for it; I'll be there.'
Your character has Magic Weapon as a 1st level spell, and so does Tracy. Damage Reduction isn't an issue.
And yes. Her sword is magical, as are three of her daggers.
>>36835
Just do the deed as soon as you get the chance. She'll get suspicious if you try to lock the door. She's a
>>36836
Is there a corner she can hide around?
Tracy is crouching ~60-ft away from the stables, trying to figure out how many rounds her conceal Alignment scroll lasts, keeping an eye on the stables as she does.
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>>36826
"WellIwantittohaveapersonality,forstarters. Designwise... onemoment."
Torc picks up his tome and rips out an empty page. He sketches pic related but in greyscale.
"ThisistheroughshapeIwouldlike. Proballyabout4feettallorso. Maybeasmall3inchcannonthatfoldoutifpossible."
Torc takes another moment to catch his breath
"Isitpossible?"
"WellIwantittohaveapersonality,forstarters. Designwise... onemoment."
Torc picks up his tome and rips out an empty page. He sketches pic related but in greyscale.
"ThisistheroughshapeIwouldlike. Proballyabout4feettallorso. Maybeasmall3inchcannonthatfoldoutifpossible."
Torc takes another moment to catch his breath
"Isitpossible?"
>>36838
>do the deed
She's a freaking demigod. Not a regular horse. It would take Trump almost four full rounds to kill her if almost ever attack landed
>do the deed
She's a freaking demigod. Not a regular horse. It would take Trump almost four full rounds to kill her if almost ever attack landed
>>36838
>"are you sure you don't want to set chains across the entrance? Or set up stakes? Anything to keep her from running away?"
>"are you sure you don't want to set chains across the entrance? Or set up stakes? Anything to keep her from running away?"
>>36840
He lifts his glasses from his eyes and wipes his face. "Idon'tknowifyourealizethisbutgivingconstructsanidentityisn'tsomethingyoujust"do",thatrequiresingenuityandcreativitythatdoesn'tjustspringoutofnowhere,andifitwaspossibleyouwouldhavetobeafull-timeparticipantinitsconstruction.Imean,howimportantisthisthingtoyou?You'reessentiallydescribingaconstructartifact,entirelycustomandunique."
He lifts his glasses from his eyes and wipes his face. "Idon'tknowifyourealizethisbutgivingconstructsanidentityisn'tsomethingyoujust"do",thatrequiresingenuityandcreativitythatdoesn'tjustspringoutofnowhere,andifitwaspossibleyouwouldhavetobeafull-timeparticipantinitsconstruction.Imean,howimportantisthisthingtoyou?You'reessentiallydescribingaconstructartifact,entirelycustomandunique."
>>36841
Try the shackles then the rope, or at least get a blow on her.
>demigod
Like I give a shit. That only means moar XP
She's just a 13th level encounter. Her facing Trumpaladin and Tracy together is hardly a battle: it's a murder. The most Tracy has to worry about is getting hit by one of those Good Domain spells.
>>36842
>'She won't fall for that crap. She's already on to me. Do your thing, and don't choke.'
Try the shackles then the rope, or at least get a blow on her.
>demigod
Like I give a shit. That only means moar XP
She's just a 13th level encounter. Her facing Trumpaladin and Tracy together is hardly a battle: it's a murder. The most Tracy has to worry about is getting hit by one of those Good Domain spells.
>>36842
>'She won't fall for that crap. She's already on to me. Do your thing, and don't choke.'
>>36827
A non-descript citizen walks up and whispers in Thez' ear.
"Uhm,... there's something I need to take care of." <whoooof>
The citizen bows briefly, then departs.
A non-descript citizen walks up and whispers in Thez' ear.
"Uhm,... there's something I need to take care of." <whoooof>
The citizen bows briefly, then departs.
>>36844
She has a +22 melee attack and also smite evil. She can kill Tracy in three rounds. But more importantly she can run away. The rope is weak. It could be destroyed by her. The shackles require a successful grapple, and she's bigger than him, she'd win a grapple check.
She has a +22 melee attack and also smite evil. She can kill Tracy in three rounds. But more importantly she can run away. The rope is weak. It could be destroyed by her. The shackles require a successful grapple, and she's bigger than him, she'd win a grapple check.
>>36843
"Anartifact?"
Torc seems a bit shocked by this statement. Torc reflects a minute on if he really wants this. He considers what it would mean.
"Pleasegivemejustaminute,ifyoudon'tmind."
Fuck, now you have me questioning this.
"Anartifact?"
Torc seems a bit shocked by this statement. Torc reflects a minute on if he really wants this. He considers what it would mean.
"Pleasegivemejustaminute,ifyoudon'tmind."
Fuck, now you have me questioning this.
>>36845
Trumpaladin places the rope and shackles in his tie, and then enters the stables.
He has a sorrowful expression as he approaches Trollestia. He positions himself between the entryway and her
Trumpaladin places the rope and shackles in his tie, and then enters the stables.
He has a sorrowful expression as he approaches Trollestia. He positions himself between the entryway and her
>>36848
"Wellwhadyaexpect?Notonlyareyoutalkingaboutmakingaconstruct,butwithpropertiesofanintelligentitem.Andacannon."
"Wellwhadyaexpect?Notonlyareyoutalkingaboutmakingaconstruct,butwithpropertiesofanintelligentitem.Andacannon."
[1d20+17 = 36]
>>36847
Don't be a bitch.
Tracy has him to heal her anyway.
>she can run away
Then they'll follow her.
>shackles require a grapple check
>bigger than him
What about that night he used them on Tracy?
Either way, just do what you think is best; just do it
If you don't think the bindings will work, just go for a full attack and hope you land a 20, then they'll hunt her down.
Tracy is hidden around the corner, and now activates her True strike and Conceal alignment scrolls.
Rolling to Move Silently around the corner.
>>36847
Don't be a bitch.
Tracy has him to heal her anyway.
>she can run away
Then they'll follow her.
>shackles require a grapple check
>bigger than him
What about that night he used them on Tracy?
Either way, just do what you think is best; just do it
If you don't think the bindings will work, just go for a full attack and hope you land a 20, then they'll hunt her down.
Tracy is hidden around the corner, and now activates her True strike and Conceal alignment scrolls.
Rolling to Move Silently around the corner.
>>36852
"No,Iexpectedittotaketime,Ijustwasn'texpectingittobeafuckingartifact. Wecanscratchthecannontoo."
Torc then remembers how much of a fith wheel he can feel like
"Yeah,IthinkIcanstickaroundtohelp.DowehaveanestimatedtimesoIcanletmyfriendsknowhowlongI'llbegone."
"No,Iexpectedittotaketime,Ijustwasn'texpectingittobeafuckingartifact. Wecanscratchthecannontoo."
Torc then remembers how much of a fith wheel he can feel like
"Yeah,IthinkIcanstickaroundtohelp.DowehaveanestimatedtimesoIcanletmyfriendsknowhowlongI'llbegone."
Detect Good one more time, to make sure Troll isn't using a Decoy of some sort.
>>36860
Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc
"That'sunderstandable,canIcheckbackinabout, ohsayanhour?"
Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc
"That'sunderstandable,canIcheckbackinabout, ohsayanhour?"
>>36863
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>*uncontrollable bloodlust surges into his mind and fills him to the brim*
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>*uncontrollable bloodlust surges into his mind and fills him to the brim*
>>36862
And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
>>36867
She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
Thez comes out of ethereal in the center of the hallway, drawing Trollestia's attention, as well as Trump and Tracy's.
"Fuck."
"Fuck."
>>36870
Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
>>36872
Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.
>>36874
Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.
>>36874
Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
Remember, those aren't attack rolls, those are saving throws. Trollestia takes a long-swipe up the side of her neck, while getting stabbed through the chest-plate (not ALL the way through her but most of the way) while another dagger disembowels her in sudoku-like efficiency.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
>>36887
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
[3d20 = 40]
>>36887
"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
>>36887
"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
>>36898
"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is taking initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is taking initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
"I'llbebacksoon,Iwanttogocheckonmyfriends."
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
"I got....
Food..."
Gif related
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
"I got....
Food..."
Gif related
>>36903
Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
"What the fuck are you wankstains doing?"
>>36900
Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
[1d20 = 13]
Rolling initiative.
Rolling initiative.
[1d20 = 3]
Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?
>>36908
"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?
>>36908
"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
>>36914
Keeping them out. Now go to a nearby room, enter the material plane, go to Flashy so he can heal you, mount you, and the two can flee to Mexico
Keeping them out. Now go to a nearby room, enter the material plane, go to Flashy so he can heal you, mount you, and the two can flee to Mexico
>>36915
She does this.
Then she flies off with him to the forest which is still on fore, frothing at the mouth.
She does this.
Then she flies off with him to the forest which is still on fore, frothing at the mouth.
Trumpaladin uses his dimension door helm to go to a room in the tower on a different floor, then calls Tracy as mount
>>36894
Alright, so the 16 and the 19 would have hit, but drawing a sword is a move action without the requisite feat, meaning Infernius could charge and draw his weapon, or he could attack w/ fists. Since he's unarmed, he could attempt a grapple for both without drawing an attack of opportunity, having ahem grappled with Thez on so many occasions.
>>36904
K, you got a 20 so I'll put you in second.
At the last moment, Vandereim veers off of course, causing a miss. "Lad, this doesn't seem anything like ye. and I doont know if I can be a part of it."
>>36903
No, I'll allow both.
>>36912
>3
Kek
>>36914
Them out, but its very weak and obviously improvised.
Thez takes a deep breath, while from the entrance an emerging Gestapo specialist enters and yells out in unison. "We're under attack,"/"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"
Alright, so the 16 and the 19 would have hit, but drawing a sword is a move action without the requisite feat, meaning Infernius could charge and draw his weapon, or he could attack w/ fists. Since he's unarmed, he could attempt a grapple for both without drawing an attack of opportunity, having ahem grappled with Thez on so many occasions.
>>36904
K, you got a 20 so I'll put you in second.
At the last moment, Vandereim veers off of course, causing a miss. "Lad, this doesn't seem anything like ye. and I doont know if I can be a part of it."
>>36903
No, I'll allow both.
>>36912
>3
Kek
>>36914
Them out, but its very weak and obviously improvised.
Thez takes a deep breath, while from the entrance an emerging Gestapo specialist enters and yells out in unison. "We're under attack,"/"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"
>>36918
Adm. Torc yells at the specialist "By fucking WHAT MAN?"
Torc throws snek staff and wraps Mr. Snek around him, then draws both pistols.
Adm. Torc yells at the specialist "By fucking WHAT MAN?"
Torc throws snek staff and wraps Mr. Snek around him, then draws both pistols.
>>36918
To Vanderiem:
"No, I don't want any part of this, but Tracy expects things from me. She expects me to attack her attackers when she is attacked"
To Vanderiem:
"No, I don't want any part of this, but Tracy expects things from me. She expects me to attack her attackers when she is attacked"
>>36916
Hold on tiger, you used up your move gathering the body and going ethereal where there's the pile of undead.
Thez <shoooomp> meshes in and gestures.
"I don't know how long the seal I put up will hold them, but there they are. I don't know why they're there, but I doubt its a random occurrence, and this guy back here (meaning material) seems to have more information."
Hold on tiger, you used up your move gathering the body and going ethereal where there's the pile of undead.
Thez <shoooomp> meshes in and gestures.
"I don't know how long the seal I put up will hold them, but there they are. I don't know why they're there, but I doubt its a random occurrence, and this guy back here (meaning material) seems to have more information."
>>36926
"She made the little weeb take the hit for her. I don't believe it!"
[furious nightmare noises]
"She made the little weeb take the hit for her. I don't believe it!"
[furious nightmare noises]
>>36926
And get attacked by Infernius or Thez? No way in hell hes staying behind after being caught. Not a chance in hell. Not even for an invasion. He'd dimension door to a room, call Tracy, heal her, call Fae and ask her what is going on, and then go to the monestary to fetch his soldiers and figure out what to do from there. Also, Tracy could be killed by Infernius if she reappeared in that room. She should appear in a different room
And get attacked by Infernius or Thez? No way in hell hes staying behind after being caught. Not a chance in hell. Not even for an invasion. He'd dimension door to a room, call Tracy, heal her, call Fae and ask her what is going on, and then go to the monestary to fetch his soldiers and figure out what to do from there. Also, Tracy could be killed by Infernius if she reappeared in that room. She should appear in a different room
>>36927
"Imagine being surrounded on all sides, on 3 dimensions instead of 2 (spherical geometry) and you've got an idea. The ethreal plane should be considered compromised,"
>>36932
Oh she's outside the tower, and she's going full alicorn. She's pissed.
So with Infernius grappling, Tracy needs to roll 2 d20 saving throws.
"Imagine being surrounded on all sides, on 3 dimensions instead of 2 (spherical geometry) and you've got an idea. The ethreal plane should be considered compromised,"
>>36932
Oh she's outside the tower, and she's going full alicorn. She's pissed.
So with Infernius grappling, Tracy needs to roll 2 d20 saving throws.
[1d20 = 8]
>>36937
Grapple gives an attack of opportunity. Draw suigoto and attack of opportunity
Then fucking flash step the hell out of there
>>36937
Grapple gives an attack of opportunity. Draw suigoto and attack of opportunity
Then fucking flash step the hell out of there
>>36940
Why you attack the healer when meta reveals the undead are attacking? It doesn't stop the grapple either.
Why you attack the healer when meta reveals the undead are attacking? It doesn't stop the grapple either.
>>36941
The attack of opportunity does. He has a +16 base, a +5 strength, +3 suigoto and rolled an 8 against Infernius's 17 AC, which means the attack landed and did damage, so the grapple fails
The attack of opportunity does. He has a +16 base, a +5 strength, +3 suigoto and rolled an 8 against Infernius's 17 AC, which means the attack landed and did damage, so the grapple fails
>The dead always act as heralds of Legion's coming. In places of great death and destruction, where the dead are not buried, burned, or respected.
Well fuck................
Well fuck................
>>36943
"Eyyyuup."
>>36942
The port is surrounded by a ring of darkness. Its not pure darkness like on the ethereal plane, its a scorched and empty decayed sort of darkness. Much is zombified, others are skeletal. Some aren't even specific creatures, they're just a collection of bones that happens to make a weird distorted bone murder shape. Its as though the collective natural deposits of the land have been animated to emerge and combine.
"Eyyyuup."
>>36942
The port is surrounded by a ring of darkness. Its not pure darkness like on the ethereal plane, its a scorched and empty decayed sort of darkness. Much is zombified, others are skeletal. Some aren't even specific creatures, they're just a collection of bones that happens to make a weird distorted bone murder shape. Its as though the collective natural deposits of the land have been animated to emerge and combine.
>>36945
He's spooked. Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her, but Infernius and Thez should not have been there. He's running the fuck away until he's in a safe spot, then he'll figure out what the fuck to do from there
He's spooked. Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her, but Infernius and Thez should not have been there. He's running the fuck away until he's in a safe spot, then he'll figure out what the fuck to do from there
Call Fae. Ask her what the hell that guy meant by "invasion"
>>36963
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
>>36965
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
>>36964
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
>>36959
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
>>36968
I'm the course of several rounds
Heal serous wounds on Tracy
Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)
Calls Fae
asks Fae what the fuck is going on
I'm the course of several rounds
Heal serous wounds on Tracy
Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)
Calls Fae
asks Fae what the fuck is going on
>>36974
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
GM what level is Torc? 15 or 16?
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
>>36969
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
>>36980
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
>>36976
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it
>scent ability
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it
>scent ability
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
All of this happens while I am on a phone in a social situation an hour away from home. Fuck me
>>36985
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
>>36989
Yes
To Fae
>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
Yes
To Fae
>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
>>36991
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
>>36992
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position
He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians
And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position
He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians
And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
>inb4 no trips
Is the forest still on fire?
[16d4 = 46]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_Death
This should fucking help at the docks.
Rollin 16d4
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_Death
This should fucking help at the docks.
Rollin 16d4
>>37006
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
[3d20 = 37]
>>37006
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.
>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
>>37006
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.
>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
>>37011
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
K So now Tracy and Infernius are attending the Main gates. Thez is wading through the hoardes. Troll/Torc are going to the docks, who is going to the sewer? > Thinks Infernius
[4d20 = 40]
>>37014
Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel
Rolling because Tracy's favor is
>>37014
Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel
Rolling because Tracy's favor is
>>37017
Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
[3d20 = 42]
>>37020
Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
>>37020
Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
>>37019
>stadium, fall-back
Yes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.
>>37020
So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
>stadium, fall-back
Yes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.
>>37020
So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
>>37021
I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted
To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted
To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
[3d20 = 28]
>>37027
"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
>>37027
"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
I can't roll or play right now. I won't be able to for 30 or more minutes. Just say Trumpaladin stats mounted on Tracy and swings at whatever enemies come near him. Some one do my rolls for me
So now Trump is going to the ducking seerss, followed by Infernius, leaving the front gate wide open and the docks still well tended by Torc/Troll. I assume Tracy is with Trump? And where are the human resources? The Gestapo is placed throughout the city, so can't be directed, and the Generals are at the stadium. The Fight Club is active, but location unknown.
>>37029
We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers
You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers
You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
>>37030
Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
>>37035
You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
>>37040
The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
*is slashing her way through zombie*
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
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Torc summons his army
>>37052
Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.
Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.
And the bard frogs begin to play, hoping to boost moral
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM
>>37057
>3
AGAIN?
>>37058
I won't
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM
>>37057
>3
AGAIN?
>>37058
I won't
When does the encounter start?
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
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Tracy is still slashing zombies, scorching the earth as she prowls the battlefield.
...And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there...
...And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there...
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>>37064
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
>>37069
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.
>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever
*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.
>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever
*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
>>37066
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.
>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.
>>37071
"Unf!"
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.
>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.
>>37071
"Unf!"
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
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Slashing and slashing at undead, for all the time we've been there
>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there
>>37074
Kek
*pets pony to calm her*
>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there
>>37074
Kek
*pets pony to calm her*
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>>37077
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
"Irredeemable!"
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
"Irredeemable!"
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>>37083
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
>>37091
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"
No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
\r
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"
No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
\r
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>>37092
She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
>>37089
Infernius'
>>37090
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
Infernius'
>>37090
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
>massive swarms
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
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>>37094
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"
Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"
Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
>>37099
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.
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The Poo demon in the sewer got murdered. Not only the Gestapo, but the Fight Club showed up with Infernius. Quick and easy secure.
>>37099
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
Only midnight in your timezone. you can take it
>>37108
>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
>>37110
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
>>37112
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.
*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.
*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
So, what happens for the rest of the night?
>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
>>37112
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
<WHUDDDD>
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
<WHUDDDD>
>>37115
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
Oh well.
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
Oh well.
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
>>37117
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.
>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.
>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.
>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.
>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
>>37126
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
[1d20 = 17]
>>37131
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?
Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
>>37131
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?
Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
>>37136
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.
>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.
>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
>>37142
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it
>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it
>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
I gotta sleep...
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.
>>37144
>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.
>>37144
>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
[1d20 = 1]
>>37138
dice parry.
>>37139
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>
Roll for initiative
>>37138
dice parry.
>>37139
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>
Roll for initiative
>>37145
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
>>37153
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?
>>37154
Fine.
To Tracy:
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?
>>37154
Fine.
To Tracy:
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
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>>37157
Pic related
>>37160
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.
Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
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Pic related
>>37160
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.
Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
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>>37161
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Goes to bed for real this time
>>37162
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?
I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?
I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
So in spite of lots of glaring, Trump and Tracy are v the giant skeleton-zombie thing.
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
>>37162
>"Do you want to kill Trollestia because she fucked your fiance, because she made you look like a fool, or because she made you kill your lover? I can sympathize with revenge for being made a fool - fuck Kiynen, I still need to kill her. But Ponimaru stays dead"
>"Do you want to kill Trollestia because she fucked your fiance, because she made you look like a fool, or because she made you kill your lover? I can sympathize with revenge for being made a fool - fuck Kiynen, I still need to kill her. But Ponimaru stays dead"
>>37171
Ponimaru is the colt that Tracy bullies in her spare time. It is by no means a romantic thing.
Ponimaru is the colt that Tracy bullies in her spare time. It is by no means a romantic thing.
>>37171
The only things Trumpaladin knows about Ponimaru is that he's male, he's of approximately the same species as Tracy, and Tracy once ditched him for an opportunity to go see Ponimaru. He's only seen him like once before, but that's all he needs to know.
When I was looking back through older threads I saw there was this entire session full of a battle between Lenos and Thez, an exploration of the Dias, and an interaction between Tracy and Ponimaru that I never read (and still haven't) that explains a lot of things like the fear of Lenos. All of this information should be as unknown to Trumpaladin as it is to his faggot
>>37172
And Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
The only things Trumpaladin knows about Ponimaru is that he's male, he's of approximately the same species as Tracy, and Tracy once ditched him for an opportunity to go see Ponimaru. He's only seen him like once before, but that's all he needs to know.
When I was looking back through older threads I saw there was this entire session full of a battle between Lenos and Thez, an exploration of the Dias, and an interaction between Tracy and Ponimaru that I never read (and still haven't) that explains a lot of things like the fear of Lenos. All of this information should be as unknown to Trumpaladin as it is to his faggot
>>37172
And Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
>>37173
Tracy and Ponimaru haven't actually interacted very much at all, desu... Two of the ~6 times they met in session, she 1-shotted him...
Tracy and Ponimaru haven't actually interacted very much at all, desu... Two of the ~6 times they met in session, she 1-shotted him...
>>37174
Well Tracy's made it pretty clear that if she ever catches him doing with her as one does with a waifu, then she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare. Which he obviously does not want to do or have happen to her.
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Well Tracy's made it pretty clear that if she ever catches him doing with her as one does with a waifu, then she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare. Which he obviously does not want to do or have happen to her.
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>>37176
>she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare
She never said anything about eating.
And she could kill her herself, so don't sweat it (actually, do. Sweat hard). Slovenia is her friend though, so she wouldn't want to kill her unless she stepped over the line.
>she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare
She never said anything about eating.
And she could kill her herself, so don't sweat it (actually, do. Sweat hard). Slovenia is her friend though, so she wouldn't want to kill her unless she stepped over the line.
>>37178
>So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then?
Well, probably parts of her; I hadn't planned that far, because I'd be tempted to spoil shit through meta. Although I meta had originally intended to have her make another Nithing and feed part of her to her birds, because muh symbolism.
Also, why haven't the Devourers begun to attack the living yet? They can freely access the material plane can't they?
Devourers are creepiest pasta.. If they get you, you can't even be revived...
>So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then?
Well, probably parts of her; I hadn't planned that far, because I'd be tempted to spoil shit through meta. Although I meta had originally intended to have her make another Nithing and feed part of her to her birds, because muh symbolism.
Also, why haven't the Devourers begun to attack the living yet? They can freely access the material plane can't they?
Devourers are creepiest pasta.. If they get you, you can't even be revived...
>>37179
Nah, keep that bitch dead. Fuck him
>>37178
Cause the bastard is going after his waifu. Unlike Trollestia, he's not a party asset, but rather only interacts tangentially with the party. He has no value alive. And why not hide from danger? They want to do harm, they can come to him and his personal army
Nah, keep that bitch dead. Fuck him
>>37178
Cause the bastard is going after his waifu. Unlike Trollestia, he's not a party asset, but rather only interacts tangentially with the party. He has no value alive. And why not hide from danger? They want to do harm, they can come to him and his personal army
>>37181
>Fuck him
Y U h8 Ponimaru?
>going after his waifu
No he isn't. He's afraid of her, if anything. Tracy just chases after him because she finds it hilarious to torment him.
>he's not a party asset
>has no value alive
That's not how you quantify life, Anon...
>Fuck him
Y U h8 Ponimaru?
>going after his waifu
No he isn't. He's afraid of her, if anything. Tracy just chases after him because she finds it hilarious to torment him.
>he's not a party asset
>has no value alive
That's not how you quantify life, Anon...
>>37182
>Why hate ponimaru
Because Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him! I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter, but Infernius got in the way. Now he's dead, so keep him dead
>Hilarious to torment
I know how she shows love
>Feeling pity for a fictional horse
Then why no pity for Trollestia, who has actually been helpful at times?
>Why hate ponimaru
Because Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him! I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter, but Infernius got in the way. Now he's dead, so keep him dead
>Hilarious to torment
I know how she shows love
>Feeling pity for a fictional horse
Then why no pity for Trollestia, who has actually been helpful at times?
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>>37181
>why not hide from danger?
Paladins don't run from danger; they fight it, especially when said danger is undead. Your character literally radiates courage and is immune to fear as a class feature; keep up with the character.
>why not hide from danger?
Paladins don't run from danger; they fight it, especially when said danger is undead. Your character literally radiates courage and is immune to fear as a class feature; keep up with the character.
>>37183
>Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him
No she didn't.
>I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter
*disappointed stare*
>>37185
They weren't going to kill him, and if so, not permanently.
>>37183
>who has actually been helpful at times?
Ponimaru has been delivering messages from Ben and Thez for months now. And it's not like I, Tracy's faggot, personally hate Troll; it's just that it wouldn't be in character to let her off.
>Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him
No she didn't.
>I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter
*disappointed stare*
>>37185
They weren't going to kill him, and if so, not permanently.
>>37183
>who has actually been helpful at times?
Ponimaru has been delivering messages from Ben and Thez for months now. And it's not like I, Tracy's faggot, personally hate Troll; it's just that it wouldn't be in character to let her off.
>>37186
>how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
Whole? Just Ponimaru. She's got a few other parts, but they're only in bits and pieces.
>how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
Whole? Just Ponimaru. She's got a few other parts, but they're only in bits and pieces.
>>37186
It was a rhetorical question to signify to Tracy's faggot that he was not afraid of the undead
It was a rhetorical question to signify to Tracy's faggot that he was not afraid of the undead
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It's going to be a pain and a half to load all of these undead parts into the Entertron..
Also, could we make another body-cast made out of Dimerterium, for the sake of reviving mages?
>>37194
>what are you intending?
Saving all the souls who were enslaved by the necromancers of the capital, of course.
Isn't that the righteous thing to do?
>what are you intending?
Saving all the souls who were enslaved by the necromancers of the capital, of course.
Isn't that the righteous thing to do?
>>37197
Undead turn back into living when Ressurection is used on them.
We could revive every corpse in the Port.
Undead turn back into living when Ressurection is used on them.
We could revive every corpse in the Port.
>>37199
Uhm,... that's not how it works. Resurrection destroys undead utterly. Bringing the person back is a no go at that point.
Uhm,... that's not how it works. Resurrection destroys undead utterly. Bringing the person back is a no go at that point.
>>37199
Those undead could be the villains of yesteryear, always chaotic evil races, criminals, communists - who the hell knows
Those undead could be the villains of yesteryear, always chaotic evil races, criminals, communists - who the hell knows
>>37201
I read on the wiki that Resurrection and True Resurrection work on undead.
>Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures. These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead.
I read on the wiki that Resurrection and True Resurrection work on undead.
>Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures. These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead.
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>>37202
Why not give them a chance? That's what we call Bliss, isn't it?
Everyone could be revived for Christmas.
Why not give them a chance? That's what we call Bliss, isn't it?
Everyone could be revived for Christmas.
>>37203
My listing shows that undead expressly can't be resurrected via either resurrection spells, as the last line of the spell description.
My listing shows that undead expressly can't be resurrected via either resurrection spells, as the last line of the spell description.
>>37207
Oh, I guess I'm reading a separate edition, although another site says it's 3.5e.
Too bad then...
Does that also mean PCs are done for if Animate Dead is cast on them?
Oh, I guess I'm reading a separate edition, although another site says it's 3.5e.
Too bad then...
Does that also mean PCs are done for if Animate Dead is cast on them?
>>37208
Idk how the rules work, but I thought that meant undead creatures couldn't be brought back as undead creatures. Meaning zombies and vampires go back to being alive; monsters like and Nightshades, who were never among the living, stay kill.
>You can resurrect someone killed by a death effect or someone who has been turned into an undead creature and then destroyed. You cannot resurrect someone who has died of old age. Constructs, elementals, outsiders, and undead creatures can’t be resurrected.
Idk though. I just want to figure out how it works.
I g2g again.
Idk how the rules work, but I thought that meant undead creatures couldn't be brought back as undead creatures. Meaning zombies and vampires go back to being alive; monsters like and Nightshades, who were never among the living, stay kill.
>You can resurrect someone killed by a death effect or someone who has been turned into an undead creature and then destroyed. You cannot resurrect someone who has died of old age. Constructs, elementals, outsiders, and undead creatures can’t be resurrected.
Idk though. I just want to figure out how it works.
I g2g again.
>>37184
Stop with this >Paladin shit.
First off, if you want to be a white knight moralist who knows everything about what makes a great Paladin, then you should have played a Paladin. In fact, you still can play as a white knight Paladin. Just have Tracy put on the cursed hat and POOF, she's a white knight moralist just like her faggot, so you can do your moralizing in the game as well as in Meta.
Second, and more importantly, I am keeping up with the character. This is a character who is dutiful to his protectorates and will fight for them regardless of the danger to himself. That's why he attacked Infernius after he started slashing at his fiance. That's why he charges headlong into legions of undead that are threatening the city that sees him as a protector. But I have zero intent of playing a stupid character. He's not going to get himself killed over a damned murder plot that was questionable to begin with. Some things are worth dying for, but not everything is.
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Stop with this >Paladin shit.
First off, if you want to be a white knight moralist who knows everything about what makes a great Paladin, then you should have played a Paladin. In fact, you still can play as a white knight Paladin. Just have Tracy put on the cursed hat and POOF, she's a white knight moralist just like her faggot, so you can do your moralizing in the game as well as in Meta.
Second, and more importantly, I am keeping up with the character. This is a character who is dutiful to his protectorates and will fight for them regardless of the danger to himself. That's why he attacked Infernius after he started slashing at his fiance. That's why he charges headlong into legions of undead that are threatening the city that sees him as a protector. But I have zero intent of playing a stupid character. He's not going to get himself killed over a damned murder plot that was questionable to begin with. Some things are worth dying for, but not everything is.
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>>37209
What if you used the Undead to Death spell? That turns undead into regular corpses, doesn't it?
What if you used the Undead to Death spell? That turns undead into regular corpses, doesn't it?
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>>37213
Thez is way ahead of her, lamenting all the while that she can't rebuke undead anymore.
"Oh wait! There's the words! Kek!" and all the undead around her in a 65' diameter r squish.
Thez is way ahead of her, lamenting all the while that she can't rebuke undead anymore.
"Oh wait! There's the words! Kek!" and all the undead around her in a 65' diameter r squish.
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Tracy is still cleaving her way through hordes of shambling flesh towards the Giant skeleton, still cursing on about the unicorn she ought to be killing instead.
>>37220
Oh just get to the Giant already
Trumpaladin has commanded the Generals and the cute sex horse to target the giant with ranged weapons, while he readies an attack against the Giant. Or he kills shit on the way to the giant, if the demon horse is taking the scenic route
Oh just get to the Giant already
Trumpaladin has commanded the Generals and the cute sex horse to target the giant with ranged weapons, while he readies an attack against the Giant. Or he kills shit on the way to the giant, if the demon horse is taking the scenic route
>>37220
Yeah, about Trollestia....
Torc never said anything against her, only me. Expect him to white knight harder than Infernius for Thez.
Sorry m8
Yeah, about Trollestia....
Torc never said anything against her, only me. Expect him to white knight harder than Infernius for Thez.
Sorry m8
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>>37225
I really don't wanna admit you where the main factor in changing my mind. After I got steamponk out of my mind, I realized you where right.
>tldr you was right
I really don't wanna admit you where the main factor in changing my mind. After I got steamponk out of my mind, I realized you where right.
>tldr you was right
>>37226
Ask GM.
No ride bys. A ride by attack means that every time we attack we are "charging" and therefor only get one attack. Even with trippling the dice roll that means I only get less than half as much damage as I could if I slashed with my magic great sword four times (unless the entire damage set is multiplied by three, then maybe it might be worth it). Tracy has an AC of 26 or maybe higher, and Trumpaladin has an AC of like ~33, Tracy has 155 HP and Trumpaladin has ~104. That damned giant is a CR 11, has 200 HP and 24 AC. Don't be a pussy. After the first charge, stay in range, and kill it. It could hit us with a rock if we rode by anyways
>>37227
D'aww, thanks
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Ask GM.
No ride bys. A ride by attack means that every time we attack we are "charging" and therefor only get one attack. Even with trippling the dice roll that means I only get less than half as much damage as I could if I slashed with my magic great sword four times (unless the entire damage set is multiplied by three, then maybe it might be worth it). Tracy has an AC of 26 or maybe higher, and Trumpaladin has an AC of like ~33, Tracy has 155 HP and Trumpaladin has ~104. That damned giant is a CR 11, has 200 HP and 24 AC. Don't be a pussy. After the first charge, stay in range, and kill it. It could hit us with a rock if we rode by anyways
>>37227
D'aww, thanks
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>>37232
Oh yeah, its fine. Trollestia can airwalk all around and on top of them, the frog army can pick them off from range, Torcuil can be as creative as he wants,... you guys got this. There is a weird set of torches in the distance, but the docks are solid.
Oh yeah, its fine. Trollestia can airwalk all around and on top of them, the frog army can pick them off from range, Torcuil can be as creative as he wants,... you guys got this. There is a weird set of torches in the distance, but the docks are solid.
>>37229
How close is "in range"? She can't just spot on a dime.
>>37231
>what is Tracy's line of attack
I was going to make a Spirited Charge with a lance, to do triple damage on the first ride-by attack, then go ahead and try to trip it with her dancing chain, if not set on fire.
I thought once it's legs were taken out and it fell over incapacitated, it could be finished off with Lay On Hands.
How close is "in range"? She can't just spot on a dime.
>>37231
>what is Tracy's line of attack
I was going to make a Spirited Charge with a lance, to do triple damage on the first ride-by attack, then go ahead and try to trip it with her dancing chain, if not set on fire.
I thought once it's legs were taken out and it fell over incapacitated, it could be finished off with Lay On Hands.
>>37231
Well, I would say spirited charge with a Lance, and then stay in square and fight it with magic swords until it is dead or we are forced to withdrawal...
>>37230
That's going to be extremely difficult... It may be difficult enough even to keep Trumpaladin from being obligated to fight on behalf of Tracy
The easiest thing to do is just let her be killed, then resurrect her in the entertron. That way Tracy may be satisfied, Trumpaladin has fullfilled his covanent, Trollestia lives, and you keep your steed and ally. I actually had Trumpaladin go and collect blood from her so she could be resurrected if killed. And I was intending him to resurrect her anyways
>>37234
>>37234
Reeeeeee! Let me hit it with my sword! I want to be able to do damage too. Also, I am not sure the Trip attack works in that way
>Can't spot on a dime
Transfer all of your momentum into the giant through the lance. Seriously, you think you can spot on a dime in the air in a ride by attack and charge back the opposite direction? Physics do not work that way. And if it does, then by the same logic she can stop right next to the giant
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Well, I would say spirited charge with a Lance, and then stay in square and fight it with magic swords until it is dead or we are forced to withdrawal...
>>37230
That's going to be extremely difficult... It may be difficult enough even to keep Trumpaladin from being obligated to fight on behalf of Tracy
The easiest thing to do is just let her be killed, then resurrect her in the entertron. That way Tracy may be satisfied, Trumpaladin has fullfilled his covanent, Trollestia lives, and you keep your steed and ally. I actually had Trumpaladin go and collect blood from her so she could be resurrected if killed. And I was intending him to resurrect her anyways
>>37234
>>37234
Reeeeeee! Let me hit it with my sword! I want to be able to do damage too. Also, I am not sure the Trip attack works in that way
>Can't spot on a dime
Transfer all of your momentum into the giant through the lance. Seriously, you think you can spot on a dime in the air in a ride by attack and charge back the opposite direction? Physics do not work that way. And if it does, then by the same logic she can stop right next to the giant
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>>37234
A trip attack is an unarmed melee attack. Just hit the damned thing with a sword until it dies
A trip attack is an unarmed melee attack. Just hit the damned thing with a sword until it dies
>>37234
She lands with the Spirited Charge, but distancing from the creature quickly doesn't seem possible, unless abandoning the lances.
Now, did you mean to essentially use the chain as a trip-wire?
She lands with the Spirited Charge, but distancing from the creature quickly doesn't seem possible, unless abandoning the lances.
Now, did you mean to essentially use the chain as a trip-wire?
>>37235
Its something low to the water, as the light from the torches - there's only 3 visible at most- reflects from the water. It drifts silently toward the docks as the water zombies and ghouls feelbly maintain their occupation.
Its something low to the water, as the light from the torches - there's only 3 visible at most- reflects from the water. It drifts silently toward the docks as the water zombies and ghouls feelbly maintain their occupation.
>>37239
The lance isn't magick, so let it stick in its leg.
Release the chain and let it dance all over it.
The lance isn't magick, so let it stick in its leg.
Release the chain and let it dance all over it.
I meant to make a trip attack with the chain. That's an option, right? If not, just lash at its legs, or try to stick into its carcass and pull it over.
The Giant takes several stabs and slashes, causing visible damage but not slowing it in the slightest. It swings for Tracy/Trump.
Also, activate the robe of colors and smoke every turn.
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[4d20 = 69]
>>37251
Sounds like fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zcieO7Plw
>>37253
Full Round Attack!
>>37251
Sounds like fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zcieO7Plw
>>37253
Full Round Attack!
Hmmmm... what could Torc cast...
Ah yes, now I know.
"Go to gulag, cyka blyats"
Ah yes, now I know.
"Go to gulag, cyka blyats"
[3d20 = 32]
>>37255
>>37255
I was on an iphone with a cracked screen and a shitty browser in a bar an hour away from home when I was doing this last night, that's my excuse for not casting obvious spells like "protection from evil" or what have you...
>>37257
The d&d spell is called "imprisonment," although I think it's one level above your caster level. It's a scary spell...
>>37253
Can Fae pounce without being harmed by undead flesh? If so, Pounce!
>>37255
>>37255
I was on an iphone with a cracked screen and a shitty browser in a bar an hour away from home when I was doing this last night, that's my excuse for not casting obvious spells like "protection from evil" or what have you...
>>37257
The d&d spell is called "imprisonment," although I think it's one level above your caster level. It's a scary spell...
>>37253
Can Fae pounce without being harmed by undead flesh? If so, Pounce!
>>37259
Um... I think I calculated her bite attack to be +18 (base is +13, +6 strength, -1 size) so that bite should land against 24 AC
Um... I think I calculated her bite attack to be +18 (base is +13, +6 strength, -1 size) so that bite should land against 24 AC
>>37260
This thing has Damage Reduction, weak to bludgeoning. Try using Tracy's mace to crush its bones.
This thing has Damage Reduction, weak to bludgeoning. Try using Tracy's mace to crush its bones.
>>37261
Are you sure? Where is it listed?
If that's true I'll hold Fae back then. Next round. I hope to get her teeth and claws enchanted eventually.
But a bite attack can be bludgeoning damage. It can be piercing, slashing, or bludgeoning
Are you sure? Where is it listed?
If that's true I'll hold Fae back then. Next round. I hope to get her teeth and claws enchanted eventually.
But a bite attack can be bludgeoning damage. It can be piercing, slashing, or bludgeoning
>>37261
Under special qualities.
Of course, he doesn't know that. It'd just seem like stabbing a skeleton wouldn't be making very much progress.
Under special qualities.
Of course, he doesn't know that. It'd just seem like stabbing a skeleton wouldn't be making very much progress.
>>37263
Slashing should land when coming from a magic sword. Especially since Vanderiem is Epic level magic against Evil foes, (+7).
Slashing should land when coming from a magic sword. Especially since Vanderiem is Epic level magic against Evil foes, (+7).
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>>32720 →
My intuition says the Clould Giant mace
Also, this is just the front of a much larger army that has devourers and death mages, I'll bet you
My intuition says the Clould Giant mace
Also, this is just the front of a much larger army that has devourers and death mages, I'll bet you
>>37271
I wondering why the Devourers hadn't attacked yet. They could be wreaking havoc atm, since they already got inside the tower.
It makes me question what (((their))) strategy really is. It can't be this simple.
I wondering why the Devourers hadn't attacked yet. They could be wreaking havoc atm, since they already got inside the tower.
It makes me question what (((their))) strategy really is. It can't be this simple.
>>37272
I don't think devourers just plane shift as easily as you suggest, but whatever, it's a spooky enough possibility
Trumpaladin orders the generals to return to and fortify the hallowed ground of the stadium, and coup up as much of the civilian population there as possible. Cute sex horse and necessary troops are to remain and shoot projectiles over the walls at enemy masses, however
I don't think devourers just plane shift as easily as you suggest, but whatever, it's a spooky enough possibility
Trumpaladin orders the generals to return to and fortify the hallowed ground of the stadium, and coup up as much of the civilian population there as possible. Cute sex horse and necessary troops are to remain and shoot projectiles over the walls at enemy masses, however
>>37273
It's not planeshift, it's Etherrealness, and they can use it at will at 20th caster level to freely shift between the material, Etherrealness, and astral planes.
It's not planeshift, it's Etherrealness, and they can use it at will at 20th caster level to freely shift between the material, Etherrealness, and astral planes.
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Bah humbug. Here for the duration, w/ energy drinks n shit.
>>37289
It was a modified RL cosplay pic. The girl looked like Arya from Game of Thrones, wearing a leather tunic and with cosmetic ears, faced away from the camera.
What, I notice things. Xp
It was a modified RL cosplay pic. The girl looked like Arya from Game of Thrones, wearing a leather tunic and with cosmetic ears, faced away from the camera.
What, I notice things. Xp
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>>37293
Of course, we can't forget her cool Monk staff, and some holly because why not?
*insane laughter*
Of course, we can't forget her cool Monk staff, and some holly because why not?
*insane laughter*
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>>37301
Consider it finished, it was a big giant distraction anyway. A few rounds of coordinated attacks would kill.
Consider it finished, it was a big giant distraction anyway. A few rounds of coordinated attacks would kill.
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>>37305
Can I haz its club as a trophy?
>>37307
I never use anything but this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Can I haz its club as a trophy?
>>37307
I never use anything but this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
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If you destroy a lich in combat without offing its phylactery, do you still get XP?
>>37328
>Spell
Eagle's Spendor will help with Saving Throws.
Deathward sounds helpful against liches.
Bull's strength for attacks.
Heal Mount as go-to healing spells.
Wait until the battle. How many ranks did you put into Concentration?
>Spell
Eagle's Spendor will help with Saving Throws.
Deathward sounds helpful against liches.
Bull's strength for attacks.
Heal Mount as go-to healing spells.
Wait until the battle. How many ranks did you put into Concentration?
>>37335
>What do you think we're up against?
Every lich is a spellcaster with at least 11 levels. Expect high-level necromancers.
>I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
Do as you wish, although you've got that spell-resistance cloak, and Heal Mount removes most status effects. Reminder that you're sharing Tracy's monstrous Saving Throw bonuses, so defense isn't as big of an issue.
>What do you think we're up against?
Every lich is a spellcaster with at least 11 levels. Expect high-level necromancers.
>I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
Do as you wish, although you've got that spell-resistance cloak, and Heal Mount removes most status effects. Reminder that you're sharing Tracy's monstrous Saving Throw bonuses, so defense isn't as big of an issue.
>>37335
As the giant skeleton eventually falls to Tracy and Trump's direct and insistent attack, a feeling of dread seems to spread.
As soon as the spell is active, it becomes hyper-active, burning its self out after about 4 rounds of hyper-visual-activity.
As the giant skeleton eventually falls to Tracy and Trump's direct and insistent attack, a feeling of dread seems to spread.
As soon as the spell is active, it becomes hyper-active, burning its self out after about 4 rounds of hyper-visual-activity.
So as I understand it, Trumpaladin has a +10 fort base, +1 for his Constitution modifier, +4 for charisma, +1 for the stone of luck, and that Cloak of resistance which should be like +1-+5
Resistance adds +1
Protection from evil adds +2
>>37336
Yikes. We know at least one of them has the power to use finger of death...
I think the shared throw only benefits the mount, and also I did the math and it looks like both Tracy and Trump have +10 bases plus modifers
>>37337
Trumpacy advance towards the sound and danger with spuring and speed
Resistance adds +1
Protection from evil adds +2
>>37336
Yikes. We know at least one of them has the power to use finger of death...
I think the shared throw only benefits the mount, and also I did the math and it looks like both Tracy and Trump have +10 bases plus modifers
>>37337
Trumpacy advance towards the sound and danger with spuring and speed
>>37338
Since coming from the giant fight at the bridge, Trump and Tracy can only directly affect one leg of the incursion. Don't worry, you get to kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
Since coming from the giant fight at the bridge, Trump and Tracy can only directly affect one leg of the incursion. Don't worry, you get to kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
>>37341
She more floated in. It is as though a dark cloud interjected its self, accentuated by a skeletal face.with "brown" tightly knit "hair". Upon critical review, you can't be certain that any aspect is "alive"
She more floated in. It is as though a dark cloud interjected its self, accentuated by a skeletal face.with "brown" tightly knit "hair". Upon critical review, you can't be certain that any aspect is "alive"
>>37344
They are going into town. Fly or gallop, either way it's 100 ft.
Some of these spells have very high DCs, like 10+1/2 caster level plus charisma modifer. At least that can be high
>>37346
I was in the Court Room the day Whole Women's Health was delivered by the Justices. I saw Ruth Bader Ginsberg. As the Justices walked away and back into their quarters, RBG took much, much longer than any of the others. Holy hell is she old
They are going into town. Fly or gallop, either way it's 100 ft.
Some of these spells have very high DCs, like 10+1/2 caster level plus charisma modifer. At least that can be high
>>37346
I was in the Court Room the day Whole Women's Health was delivered by the Justices. I saw Ruth Bader Ginsberg. As the Justices walked away and back into their quarters, RBG took much, much longer than any of the others. Holy hell is she old
>>37347
Stop worrying about meta and focus on the fight. TRrumpaladin doesn't know shit about necromancy, so it doesn't matter if we do.
Stop worrying about meta and focus on the fight. TRrumpaladin doesn't know shit about necromancy, so it doesn't matter if we do.
>>37347
Dood, read the writing. She's unholy and profane and is being held together by force of magical will rather than biological design. And she'll die soon.
Dood, read the writing. She's unholy and profane and is being held together by force of magical will rather than biological design. And she'll die soon.
>>37351
I only have one level 4 spell. I can do one or the other, but not both...
I only have one level 4 spell. I can do one or the other, but not both...
Can Tracy attack with her chain before they get there? It's got a 60 ft range.
>>37360
She can travel at twice her speed in a charge round. that's 200 feet. She'd be in range before it mattered
She can travel at twice her speed in a charge round. that's 200 feet. She'd be in range before it mattered
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gtg for a bit
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Desaturated this Wood Elf
>>37388
You're welcome.
Shameless Blogpost:
I'm going to go to a movie with my family for the next couple hours. They want to watch the new (((Star Wars))) film; i hope it's half-decent this year.
You're welcome.
Shameless Blogpost:
I'm going to go to a movie with my family for the next couple hours. They want to watch the new (((Star Wars))) film; i hope it's half-decent this year.
>>37389
Good. Good. Blog post with us
I honestly believe it's not a bad movie. I watched it a couple nights ago with a friend when we went to see it at midnight. It's definitely better than the other two disney Star Wars films and any of the prequals,
although it drags on for way too long - it should have been shorter.
But I think it's a solid film
Good. Good. Blog post with us
I honestly believe it's not a bad movie. I watched it a couple nights ago with a friend when we went to see it at midnight. It's definitely better than the other two disney Star Wars films and any of the prequals,
although it drags on for way too long - it should have been shorter.
But I think it's a solid film
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So I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday, allow me to get meta for a moment.
I've kind of painted myself into a corner. This was supposed to be the point at which the party becomes aware of certain aspects of the world through a lengthy villainous monologue/description, but Liches don't do that. In fact, in this context all they would do is attack. No explanations or dialogue, just a throwing of themselves and their resources against their opponent. Liches revive after a short period of time, and there's always more corpses to animate, so who cares? So, in the conclusion of the immediate situation, I'm going to introduce a new NPC to give convenient explanations. In this way, we can still meta as needed, but in a very tongue-in-cheek gesture it will enable characters to know stuff by way of convenient explanations. Pic related is convenient eplanation man
I've kind of painted myself into a corner. This was supposed to be the point at which the party becomes aware of certain aspects of the world through a lengthy villainous monologue/description, but Liches don't do that. In fact, in this context all they would do is attack. No explanations or dialogue, just a throwing of themselves and their resources against their opponent. Liches revive after a short period of time, and there's always more corpses to animate, so who cares? So, in the conclusion of the immediate situation, I'm going to introduce a new NPC to give convenient explanations. In this way, we can still meta as needed, but in a very tongue-in-cheek gesture it will enable characters to know stuff by way of convenient explanations. Pic related is convenient eplanation man
>>37391
>Implying Thez shouldn't already know all of this shit
That's okay, it's very easy to imagine the lichs have human lackeys that are taken alive
I'm finally making some plans for world building after the war is over.
The lack of international commerce has been putting a hold on my world building for a while, but hopefully I can get back in the game
Um... I got a few things I want for my Fae after the battle is over...
>Implying Thez shouldn't already know all of this shit
That's okay, it's very easy to imagine the lichs have human lackeys that are taken alive
I'm finally making some plans for world building after the war is over.
The lack of international commerce has been putting a hold on my world building for a while, but hopefully I can get back in the game
Um... I got a few things I want for my Fae after the battle is over...
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Merry Christmas Faggots!
>>37393
Merry Christmas
>>37390
>>37389
IMO the new one is mainly hated because of the guy who dies at the end. I feel most people can't look over that detail, and hate the rest of the movie because of it. The only film I personally won't sit down and watch is the Phantom Menace. I like how (((disney))) is doing with it, but I still prefer the books.Go ahead, shit on me
Merry Christmas
>>37390
>>37389
IMO the new one is mainly hated because of the guy who dies at the end. I feel most people can't look over that detail, and hate the rest of the movie because of it. The only film I personally won't sit down and watch is the Phantom Menace. I like how (((disney))) is doing with it, but I still prefer the books.Go ahead, shit on me
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>>37391
Well, I assume the liches didn't go down without a fight. How many spell slots did it take to fell them? How much energy did we expend?
Well, I assume the liches didn't go down without a fight. How many spell slots did it take to fell them? How much energy did we expend?
>>37402
Oh certainly not, and the Liches timed their arrival. At the same time they're arriving (there's three) a mix of screams of alarm and panic can be heard from within the port.
For those at the bridge, there's Ruth Bader Ginsberg. For those at the port there is Nanci Pelosi, and for those at the sewer (is there anyone even?) there's Dianne Feinstein.
Oh certainly not, and the Liches timed their arrival. At the same time they're arriving (there's three) a mix of screams of alarm and panic can be heard from within the port.
For those at the bridge, there's Ruth Bader Ginsberg. For those at the port there is Nanci Pelosi, and for those at the sewer (is there anyone even?) there's Dianne Feinstein.
>>37405
Why do you assume we are not going to kill the licks in combat? They need a chance to kill us, after all
Why do you assume we are not going to kill the licks in combat? They need a chance to kill us, after all
>>37404
I had planned to play it out a bit, as players are able. The biggest risk to players is human resources, reputation, and immediate adversary.
>>37405
Thats the the thing about liches, you can kill the image/presence all you want and it'll b back in some days; one must kill the phylactery, also for swag.
>>37408
Allyps, vargouilles, shadows, and other base undead lunge at Trump, each dying in rapid and often continuous succession when coinciding with Vandereium's abilities. Maintaining a perimeter is pretty easy. Trump can turn undead, say "Football" (1x/day) or move (incurring attacks of opportunity, aside from attacks or item use.
I had planned to play it out a bit, as players are able. The biggest risk to players is human resources, reputation, and immediate adversary.
>>37405
Thats the the thing about liches, you can kill the image/presence all you want and it'll b back in some days; one must kill the phylactery, also for swag.
>>37408
Allyps, vargouilles, shadows, and other base undead lunge at Trump, each dying in rapid and often continuous succession when coinciding with Vandereium's abilities. Maintaining a perimeter is pretty easy. Trump can turn undead, say "Football" (1x/day) or move (incurring attacks of opportunity, aside from attacks or item use.
>>37412
High in the air, appearing as a dense dark cloud or fog, a disgusting mask of decayed flesh is stuck half-assedly out one side on a broom handle as a "recognizable face"
High in the air, appearing as a dense dark cloud or fog, a disgusting mask of decayed flesh is stuck half-assedly out one side on a broom handle as a "recognizable face"
>>37414
Fuck it. Trample Attack while attempting to Overrun them, while Trump keeps swinging his sword, and continue the charge. Tracy is Huge and has 31 Str, so she can Trample just about anything that doesn't choose to get out of her way.
Fuck it. Trample Attack while attempting to Overrun them, while Trump keeps swinging his sword, and continue the charge. Tracy is Huge and has 31 Str, so she can Trample just about anything that doesn't choose to get out of her way.
>>37415
Alright, is it possible to move forward without more than normal attacks? What about using the generals to shoot arrows to clear a path?
Can cute sex horse use the grape-shot type effect of the Trebuchet fire to clear a path?
Does daylight scare them away?
Alright, is it possible to move forward without more than normal attacks? What about using the generals to shoot arrows to clear a path?
Can cute sex horse use the grape-shot type effect of the Trebuchet fire to clear a path?
Does daylight scare them away?
>>37419
It's not a weapon and it's not in range
Now should we use NPCs with range attacks to help clear the gap, proceed forward at risk, or use the holy word to clear a circle?
It's not a weapon and it's not in range
Now should we use NPCs with range attacks to help clear the gap, proceed forward at risk, or use the holy word to clear a circle?
>>37420
I meant Disarm, and a broom could count as a weapon.
Anyway, can Tracy knock the old "lady" off the broom with her 60 ft chain?
I meant Disarm, and a broom could count as a weapon.
Anyway, can Tracy knock the old "lady" off the broom with her 60 ft chain?
>>37417
Yes, the trebuchet.<WHUDDDD> sounds off from the rear. "What are you aiming at? No seriously, what? The giant is meta-kill, what else is there?" Slovenia demands, showing visual cues that she had most enjoyed fing the toys. "Sound off targets!" her voice somehow cuts through the din of hundreds of undead spoops clamoring around.
Yes, the trebuchet.<WHUDDDD> sounds off from the rear. "What are you aiming at? No seriously, what? The giant is meta-kill, what else is there?" Slovenia demands, showing visual cues that she had most enjoyed fing the toys. "Sound off targets!" her voice somehow cuts through the din of hundreds of undead spoops clamoring around.
>>37415
To Fae
>"Second enemy wave appears to be proceeding from the same points of attack as the first. Send all combat personnel back to the walls, and engage via ranged attacks. You yourself shall engage in flying targets that come too close, or assist the ground troops"
>>37422
"Target this dense horde of flying and grounded undead! It is absolutely impossible for you to miss. Target the mass between us and the cloud!"
To Fae
>"Second enemy wave appears to be proceeding from the same points of attack as the first. Send all combat personnel back to the walls, and engage via ranged attacks. You yourself shall engage in flying targets that come too close, or assist the ground troops"
>>37422
"Target this dense horde of flying and grounded undead! It is absolutely impossible for you to miss. Target the mass between us and the cloud!"
Tracy is using her free-action smoke cloud every turn, btw.
>>37424
Tracy continues plowing straight towards Ruth, crushing bones beneath her fiery hooves as she charges, reading her dancing chain to lash at the old caster once she gets withing 60 ft.
Tracy continues plowing straight towards Ruth, crushing bones beneath her fiery hooves as she charges, reading her dancing chain to lash at the old caster once she gets withing 60 ft.
>>37424
I too must eat. Not now, but soon. Go forth and nom good paladin. This part upcoming is where we take all the cards and resources we have been hiding/stashing/cultivating and throw them - almost literally - against the undead hoard context.
I too must eat. Not now, but soon. Go forth and nom good paladin. This part upcoming is where we take all the cards and resources we have been hiding/stashing/cultivating and throw them - almost literally - against the undead hoard context.
>>37426
60 feet is one third of her charge speed. She gets that close, unless there are too many undead to make a charge, she really ought to charge
60 feet is one third of her charge speed. She gets that close, unless there are too many undead to make a charge, she really ought to charge
[1d20 = 2]
As Tracy dashes forward, often leaving a ruined opponent in her wake, a shrivelled voice calls out from the darkened cloud with the stupid broom puppet-head sticking out. "Hold," it shrieks
As Tracy dashes forward, often leaving a ruined opponent in her wake, a shrivelled voice calls out from the darkened cloud with the stupid broom puppet-head sticking out. "Hold," it shrieks
Tracy shrugs off, was that a compulsion attempt? Oh well, that dark cloud clearly needs to die cuz it sounds like spoopy talking.
>>37429
She was more than one round away, but her dice roll side-stepped the efficacy of her action.
So Tracy hovers-ish across from Ruth Bader Ginsberg along(?) with,....
Thez and the Fight club secured aspects of the town, while Infernius observed the giant pile or poo divide and segment into a few dozen piles of poo, which quickly and angrily look at him.
>>37429
She was more than one round away, but her dice roll side-stepped the efficacy of her action.
So Tracy hovers-ish across from Ruth Bader Ginsberg along(?) with,....
Thez and the Fight club secured aspects of the town, while Infernius observed the giant pile or poo divide and segment into a few dozen piles of poo, which quickly and angrily look at him.
>>37431
The Horse Shoes of the Peerless steed, combined with the already high bonus from being a Paladin's mount or Cauchemar, make Tracy basically immune to compulsion spells even from God-tier spell casters.
>>37433
All personel with ranged attacks - spartan, generals, and cute sex horse - who are not essential to hold the line, are to target undead between RBG and Trumpacy, as well as around them. Fae is to engage undead on the bridge, as reasonable to hold the line
The Horse Shoes of the Peerless steed, combined with the already high bonus from being a Paladin's mount or Cauchemar, make Tracy basically immune to compulsion spells even from God-tier spell casters.
>>37433
All personel with ranged attacks - spartan, generals, and cute sex horse - who are not essential to hold the line, are to target undead between RBG and Trumpacy, as well as around them. Fae is to engage undead on the bridge, as reasonable to hold the line
>>37434
Charge if possible. If not possible, I guess do ranged attacks, but you're in range of her spells, so you're basically waiting for her to kill us while we can't attack her with melee
"Get me closer. I want to hit her with my sword.
No really, almost all of our ways of harming her require us to get within ten feet. I could probably kill her in a single round with a buffed enough Paladin's lay of hands, but I need to touch her"
Charge if possible. If not possible, I guess do ranged attacks, but you're in range of her spells, so you're basically waiting for her to kill us while we can't attack her with melee
"Get me closer. I want to hit her with my sword.
No really, almost all of our ways of harming her require us to get within ten feet. I could probably kill her in a single round with a buffed enough Paladin's lay of hands, but I need to touch her"
>>37436
Spirited Charge. Attempt to knock her off of her broom with the dancing chain once she gets within 60 ft.
Spirited Charge. Attempt to knock her off of her broom with the dancing chain once she gets within 60 ft.
>>37439
That might require a Concentration check, while riding at this rate point..
That might require a Concentration check, while riding at this rate point..
>>37446
More like get rid of these fuck ass zombie senators, but on a scale of 1 to "orbit of pluto" how far would draining the ocean launch my sides?
More like get rid of these fuck ass zombie senators, but on a scale of 1 to "orbit of pluto" how far would draining the ocean launch my sides?
>>37448
Last Night, while going through sources on the internet, I discovered that Characters are supposed to recieve a new ability point every four levels. This means that every character, including Tracy, can add another point to an ability, now that they have achieved the 16th level.
Tracy's Int an Cha scores are both odd numbered, meaning she gains a modifier point on either if one more point is alloted to it
Merry Christmas
Last Night, while going through sources on the internet, I discovered that Characters are supposed to recieve a new ability point every four levels. This means that every character, including Tracy, can add another point to an ability, now that they have achieved the 16th level.
Tracy's Int an Cha scores are both odd numbered, meaning she gains a modifier point on either if one more point is alloted to it
Merry Christmas
>>37453
Good point on Death ward. Be advised it lasts 16 minutes though, so probably more than one encounter
I want to use eagle's splendor to buff a lay of hands attack though. How many more waves do you think are comming?
Good point on Death ward. Be advised it lasts 16 minutes though, so probably more than one encounter
I want to use eagle's splendor to buff a lay of hands attack though. How many more waves do you think are comming?
>>37453
Tracy also has an odd numbered Dexterity score, meaning she gains +1 to her AC, +1 to her ranged attack score, and +1 to her chain attack score/rapier attack score if she gets the weapon finesse feat, if just one more point is allotted there
Tracy also has an odd numbered Dexterity score, meaning she gains +1 to her AC, +1 to her ranged attack score, and +1 to her chain attack score/rapier attack score if she gets the weapon finesse feat, if just one more point is allotted there
>>37456
I thought she had Finess by now? She was training to finess her chain this week in the holodeck.
I thought she had Finess by now? She was training to finess her chain this week in the holodeck.
>>37456
Why did you want a Spell Resistance Cloak instead of a Cloak of Charisma? It would've been better for saves against spells.
Why did you want a Spell Resistance Cloak instead of a Cloak of Charisma? It would've been better for saves against spells.
>>37458
It's been less than a day in game time since they came back from the hunting trip. And a lot of that has been spent talking or feeding birds or killing ponimaru [-]but not having sex reeeee and all the other things Tracy does in a day
It's been less than a day in game time since they came back from the hunting trip. And a lot of that has been spent talking or feeding birds or killing ponimaru [-]but not having sex reeeee and all the other things Tracy does in a day
>>37459
Because a cloak of charisma adds from +2 to +6 to a Cha score, whereas a Cloak of resistance adds from +1 to +6 to savings throws. Basically he could get the same bonus from a +3 resistance cloak as an epic tier cloak of charisma
>>37461
Maybe. It's one solid week of training per feat though. Doesn't come cheap. I do know a few feats I want to give my Fae though...
Because a cloak of charisma adds from +2 to +6 to a Cha score, whereas a Cloak of resistance adds from +1 to +6 to savings throws. Basically he could get the same bonus from a +3 resistance cloak as an epic tier cloak of charisma
>>37461
Maybe. It's one solid week of training per feat though. Doesn't come cheap. I do know a few feats I want to give my Fae though...
>>37462
>Basically he could get the same bonus from a +3 resistance cloak as an epic tier cloak of charisma
Yeah, so why not just go for higher Char, and use that bonus to also count towards Lay On Hands, Diplomacy, Leadership, etc? Tracy made one for him, but she just dyed it black and used it on herself after she saw he got another one.
>>37462
>give my Fae though
Can we just give feats to our animals? I thought it takes a year to train a magical beast to do one thing?
Can Tracy give feats to her birds?
>Basically he could get the same bonus from a +3 resistance cloak as an epic tier cloak of charisma
Yeah, so why not just go for higher Char, and use that bonus to also count towards Lay On Hands, Diplomacy, Leadership, etc? Tracy made one for him, but she just dyed it black and used it on herself after she saw he got another one.
>>37462
>give my Fae though
Can we just give feats to our animals? I thought it takes a year to train a magical beast to do one thing?
Can Tracy give feats to her birds?
>>37463
Aww. That's sweet
Can he's still use it for the Paladin's Lay of Hands attack? A +2 cloak would do 16 HP damage.
I think I asked for both a Cloak of Charisma and a Cloak of Resistance, so maybe both?
>>37463
Well, Fae is a magical beast, which should help her. I'm going to try to advance her as much as GM will let me. There are Feats specific to monsters that Fae can take that I want for her
Aww. That's sweet
Can he's still use it for the Paladin's Lay of Hands attack? A +2 cloak would do 16 HP damage.
I think I asked for both a Cloak of Charisma and a Cloak of Resistance, so maybe both?
>>37463
Well, Fae is a magical beast, which should help her. I'm going to try to advance her as much as GM will let me. There are Feats specific to monsters that Fae can take that I want for her
>>37463
I believed and continue to believe that that Rapier of Puncture is perfect for Tracy. With the weapons Finesse feat, as well as the 5e version of the shape shifter's armor or a skillful placing of ability points, Tracy could have a +5 dexterity bonus to attack as well as the sword's +2 bonus for +7, besides the sword's special attack.
Apparently Infernius already promised the sword to someone else. But Tracy is a neutral evil thief. She doesn't give a shit about any promises to anyone, with the possible exception of her betrothal, and she certainly wouldn't care for an agreement she wasn't party to.
I believed and continue to believe that that Rapier of Puncture is perfect for Tracy. With the weapons Finesse feat, as well as the 5e version of the shape shifter's armor or a skillful placing of ability points, Tracy could have a +5 dexterity bonus to attack as well as the sword's +2 bonus for +7, besides the sword's special attack.
Apparently Infernius already promised the sword to someone else. But Tracy is a neutral evil thief. She doesn't give a shit about any promises to anyone, with the possible exception of her betrothal, and she certainly wouldn't care for an agreement she wasn't party to.
>>37464
>which should help her
Shouldn't it be the opposite? It takes a whole year to train a magical beast, while it only takes one week to train an animal. Animals may have low Int, but they're trained to exploit those slots much more easily than magical beasts; that's really the only excuse for giving them such low Int in the first place.
>which should help her
Shouldn't it be the opposite? It takes a whole year to train a magical beast, while it only takes one week to train an animal. Animals may have low Int, but they're trained to exploit those slots much more easily than magical beasts; that's really the only excuse for giving them such low Int in the first place.
>>37466
Fuck if I know. I just know I'm putting Fae in the holodeck and having her train towards a monster feat until GM tells me not to
Fuck if I know. I just know I'm putting Fae in the holodeck and having her train towards a monster feat until GM tells me not to
>>37465
>that Rapier of Puncture is perfect for Tracy
Yeah, but it belongs to Darkie.
>She doesn't give a shit about any promises to anyone
True, but I'm not about to take my chance with stealing from the higher-level thief. I'll just murder other NPCs for their shit.
>>37467
It also requires an Epic Check in Handle Animal. How many ranks did you put into that? Paladin's (and Blackguards) have that skill for the sake of training their horses, which only require a 15-20 DC to train.
>that Rapier of Puncture is perfect for Tracy
Yeah, but it belongs to Darkie.
>She doesn't give a shit about any promises to anyone
True, but I'm not about to take my chance with stealing from the higher-level thief. I'll just murder other NPCs for their shit.
>>37467
It also requires an Epic Check in Handle Animal. How many ranks did you put into that? Paladin's (and Blackguards) have that skill for the sake of training their horses, which only require a 15-20 DC to train.
>>37468
Oh fuck off. Do you want to tell me how you're keeping animals exactly? You don't get an animal companion, you don't get a familiar, and it's only GM haxxor that's letting you get not one but two animals that are not mere animals But giant fucking animals that should eat Tracy, not listen to her
Now let me advance my NPC mount the way you normally advance an NPC
>It belongs to Darkie
Are you playing a lawful Good character? If yes, then please cut the "kill the unicorn" bullshit. If no, then please stop being a hypocrite and moralizing
>Not taking a chance with a higher level thief
Then will you please make Tracy not take her chances against a higher level Wizard, a Higher level Cleric, and possibly a god-level monk while trying to kill a demi-god unicorn?
\r
Oh fuck off. Do you want to tell me how you're keeping animals exactly? You don't get an animal companion, you don't get a familiar, and it's only GM haxxor that's letting you get not one but two animals that are not mere animals But giant fucking animals that should eat Tracy, not listen to her
Now let me advance my NPC mount the way you normally advance an NPC
>It belongs to Darkie
Are you playing a lawful Good character? If yes, then please cut the "kill the unicorn" bullshit. If no, then please stop being a hypocrite and moralizing
>Not taking a chance with a higher level thief
Then will you please make Tracy not take her chances against a higher level Wizard, a Higher level Cleric, and possibly a god-level monk while trying to kill a demi-god unicorn?
\r
>>37470
The point is that the odds of success of Tracy against the entire party at once is much lower than Tracy versus Darkemeter
The point is that the odds of success of Tracy against the entire party at once is much lower than Tracy versus Darkemeter
>>37469
>You don't get an animal companion
Animal Companions are special NPCs, like Paladins's mounts.
You can own/train as many creatures as you have time to Handle, although it takes time to manage them. Rearing them from birth makes it easier.
I'm not trying to give you a hard time, I'm just wondering if that'll work, since I'll gladly jump on that opportunity if it's allowed.
>tfw Rocs count as Animals
If I can give these birdies feats, I'll buff them into gods.
>>37471
When did she say she was fighting the entire party?
>You don't get an animal companion
Animal Companions are special NPCs, like Paladins's mounts.
You can own/train as many creatures as you have time to Handle, although it takes time to manage them. Rearing them from birth makes it easier.
I'm not trying to give you a hard time, I'm just wondering if that'll work, since I'll gladly jump on that opportunity if it's allowed.
>tfw Rocs count as Animals
If I can give these birdies feats, I'll buff them into gods.
>>37471
When did she say she was fighting the entire party?
>>37472
I call Sam
Well, the Holodeck I think requires an intelligent creature. Birds could be trained, but probably can't train themselves
>Entire Party at once
Infernius always white knights, always, and now Torcuil is joining the mix Thank you Torcuil, she deserves someone to fight for her. I'll believe that Tracy can fight Torcuil, snek, and Trollestia all at once and win if Trumpaladin and Fae are fighting on her side, but throw in Infernius and it's no longer a fair fight.
She'd be much smarter to give it up, to delay a week, or to make a deal
I call Sam
Well, the Holodeck I think requires an intelligent creature. Birds could be trained, but probably can't train themselves
>Entire Party at once
Infernius always white knights, always, and now Torcuil is joining the mix Thank you Torcuil, she deserves someone to fight for her. I'll believe that Tracy can fight Torcuil, snek, and Trollestia all at once and win if Trumpaladin and Fae are fighting on her side, but throw in Infernius and it's no longer a fair fight.
She'd be much smarter to give it up, to delay a week, or to make a deal
>>37472
Well, I have been sadly, and unintntionally projecting myself a bit on the Troll/Torc relations.
I didn't really understand the point at first, so I blew it off. In reality, Troll has shown if a somewhat strange and perverted affection for Torc. This would lead the hermity old Torc to fall head over heels for Troll, because of his solitary background.
>>37474
TLDR, I've been fucking up my RPing
Well, I have been sadly, and unintntionally projecting myself a bit on the Troll/Torc relations.
I didn't really understand the point at first, so I blew it off. In reality, Troll has shown if a somewhat strange and perverted affection for Torc. This would lead the hermity old Torc to fall head over heels for Troll, because of his solitary background.
>>37474
TLDR, I've been fucking up my RPing
>>37474
>Holodeck
Can feats be acquired outside the Holodeck? Some feats feel better off being acquired on the road.
>make a deal
That's literal cuckoldry. Also, didn't I say she was irrationally angry in character?
I don't like spoiling character intentions through meta.. Let her get there first.
>Holodeck
Can feats be acquired outside the Holodeck? Some feats feel better off being acquired on the road.
>make a deal
That's literal cuckoldry. Also, didn't I say she was irrationally angry in character?
I don't like spoiling character intentions through meta.. Let her get there first.
>>37475
Torc doesn't know that Troll cheated on him too though.
We'll get to that point later. Discussing it now just spoils shit. Let's kill these liches first.
Is GM here?
Torc doesn't know that Troll cheated on him too though.
We'll get to that point later. Discussing it now just spoils shit. Let's kill these liches first.
Is GM here?
>>37476
>Outside of the holodeck
I would say yes, but the point is that it takes a literal 40 to 100 hours of doing something in order to get the feat. It's not super cheap, it's just obtainable
>Literal cuckholdry
How is that literal Cuckholdry? As I understand the meaning of the term, it means "a person whose partner has had sex with someone else besides the person while in the relationship." No one is having sex in most possible deals, so where is the cukholdry?
>Let her get there first
You know he'll try to talk her down long before she gets there, right?
>>37475
Nevermind the romantic aspect. If a demi-god unicorn agrees to be your "steed and ally," you say yes
>>37477
Yes he does. The character talked to Tracy after Tracy found out. Also, Torcuil cheated on Trollestia
>Outside of the holodeck
I would say yes, but the point is that it takes a literal 40 to 100 hours of doing something in order to get the feat. It's not super cheap, it's just obtainable
>Literal cuckholdry
How is that literal Cuckholdry? As I understand the meaning of the term, it means "a person whose partner has had sex with someone else besides the person while in the relationship." No one is having sex in most possible deals, so where is the cukholdry?
>Let her get there first
You know he'll try to talk her down long before she gets there, right?
>>37475
Nevermind the romantic aspect. If a demi-god unicorn agrees to be your "steed and ally," you say yes
>>37477
Yes he does. The character talked to Tracy after Tracy found out. Also, Torcuil cheated on Trollestia
>>37478
>where is the cukholdry?
Cuckoldry involves consent or inaction of the other partner, otherwise it's NTR.
>where is the cukholdry?
Cuckoldry involves consent or inaction of the other partner, otherwise it's NTR.
>>37479
What is NTR?
But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
What is NTR?
But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
>>37482
>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived
That isn't meta what Tracy wants. She wants to dispose of the cunt who cucked her.
>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived
That isn't meta what Tracy wants. She wants to dispose of the cunt who cucked her.
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>>37487
Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
>>37493
>'You don't have to, Flashy...'
>'That only makes me want to kill that white cunt more..! I could've killed the little weeb any day if I wanted to, but she used him as a decoy. Slippery cunt.'
>'You don't have to, Flashy...'
>'That only makes me want to kill that white cunt more..! I could've killed the little weeb any day if I wanted to, but she used him as a decoy. Slippery cunt.'
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>>37497
This
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
This
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
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>>37500
I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
>>37497
That's a good point actually
>>37496
>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.
>"But killing the Troll... it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live"
>"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the othersand their faggots are asleep. Then you shall strike, you shall kill her, and it will be reported in the morning that she returned to her forest. But not until then should you strike. And when you do, you may call me."
>>37499
>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"
\r
That's a good point actually
>>37496
>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.
>"But killing the Troll... it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live"
>"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the others
>>37499
>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"
\r
>>37501
Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.
>>37505
*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*
>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?'
Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.
>>37505
*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*
>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?'
>>37510
*swerves dangerously*
>'I don't have time for this..!'
Seriously. You can't just throw-out emotional dialogue in a beat-em-up combat scenario
*swerves dangerously*
>'I don't have time for this..!'
Seriously. You can't just throw-out emotional dialogue in a beat-em-up combat scenario
>>37512
What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
>>37516
Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons
>>37515
Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings
>>37518
See >>3903 →
>>37517
I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons
>>37515
Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings
>>37518
See >>3903 →
>>37517
I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
[1d20+21 = 36]
>>37521
>Use your night vision to determine
Darkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
>>37521
>Use your night vision to determine
Darkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
>>37523
Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice
>tfw actually respect the Justice
Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice
>tfw actually respect the Justice
*frees chain to attack Ruth*
>>37532
If you want to be a good goy and fight your breatheren, you can take that shit right back to (((/mlp/))). At mlpol, we are united to save the white race and secure a future for our satry children
>>37534
"Unicorns are just over-glorified goats, desu. It's only the Arabian version that even look look horses."
If you want to be a good goy and fight your breatheren, you can take that shit right back to (((/mlp/))). At mlpol, we are united to save the white race and secure a future for our satry children
>>37534
"Unicorns are just over-glorified goats, desu. It's only the Arabian version that even look look horses."
>>37534
That Unicorns in the classical sense are really just over-glorified goats and it's only the Arabian variety that even look like horses. European unicorns look like small goats/deer, with cloven hooves, beards, and Leonid tail. It was only in the Renaissance Era that they even started drawing them as horse-like, because every artist wanted to paint a new version of Pegasus (that's also when hippogriffs came to be). Scottish Unicorns came later though, and are thus more horse-like.
They're still cute as fuck though. Too bad they only approach pure maidens.
That Unicorns in the classical sense are really just over-glorified goats and it's only the Arabian variety that even look like horses. European unicorns look like small goats/deer, with cloven hooves, beards, and Leonid tail. It was only in the Renaissance Era that they even started drawing them as horse-like, because every artist wanted to paint a new version of Pegasus (that's also when hippogriffs came to be). Scottish Unicorns came later though, and are thus more horse-like.
They're still cute as fuck though. Too bad they only approach pure maidens.
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>>37534
>over-glorified goats
What the fuck did you just fuking say about unicorns, you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker accadmy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words.
>over-glorified goats
What the fuck did you just fuking say about unicorns, you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker accadmy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words.
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>>37540
I was going to dump my collection of over two dozen woodhoers shoops, but I think I just won't now.
Here's a 1-minute shoop, as compensation.
I was going to dump my collection of over two dozen woodhoers shoops, but I think I just won't now.
Here's a 1-minute shoop, as compensation.
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>>37559
I'm lazy and suck at everything except recolors on this computer...
This is all I've made of her recently. I can't find my older stuff.
I'm lazy and suck at everything except recolors on this computer...
This is all I've made of her recently. I can't find my older stuff.
>>37559
Also, I was going to make shoops of woodhoers to develop her character, since she's Tracy's friend.
Also, I was going to make shoops of woodhoers to develop her character, since she's Tracy's friend.
>>37561
>disembodied blue asses
>I'd still fap to it
Eh, keep it up. Recolors are just fine, since she's a traced character anyways. Make more!
>disembodied blue asses
>I'd still fap to it
Eh, keep it up. Recolors are just fine, since she's a traced character anyways. Make more!
>>37551
Elves celebrate Christmas, don't they?
What do they celebrate in Hell this time of year?
Vid because I feel like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM
>>37563
>Make more!
I need moar disembodied asses to recolor.
Elves celebrate Christmas, don't they?
What do they celebrate in Hell this time of year?
Vid because I feel like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM
>>37563
>Make more!
I need moar disembodied asses to recolor.
>>37562
Has Tracy even talked to her recently?
I was going to have Trumpaladin go on another date with her so we could get a deep exploration of her character. But since Tracy made him commit himself to her he hasn't been able. I like her
Has Tracy even talked to her recently?
I was going to have Trumpaladin go on another date with her so we could get a deep exploration of her character. But since Tracy made him commit himself to her he hasn't been able. I like her
>>37565
Idk where she actually is, but I would've had them chat every now and then if I had the chance...
Idk where she actually is, but I would've had them chat every now and then if I had the chance...
>>37565
I like her too. She reminds me of my geeky cousin who was always building things in my uncle's workshop.
I like her too. She reminds me of my geeky cousin who was always building things in my uncle's workshop.
>>37566
I think you can do that, just take a few minutes when GM is around. As I said, I managed an entire date Exhausted the hell out of GM though.
>>37564
>Trying to be all Multi-cultural and Accepting of foreign cultures
In places inhabited by White people and Western Culture, we celebrate Christmas, and have for over 1000 years
I think you can do that, just take a few minutes when GM is around. As I said, I managed an entire date Exhausted the hell out of GM though.
>>37564
>Trying to be all Multi-cultural and Accepting of foreign cultures
In places inhabited by White people and Western Culture, we celebrate Christmas, and have for over 1000 years
What the fuck did you just fuking say about nazi ponies you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling horsefuckers degenerate on my board? Think again, (((Jew))). As we speak I am contacting my secret board of nazi horsefuckers across the internet, and you board is being flooded with horsepussy so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that floods the shills with horsepussy. You're fucking dead, kid. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can post seven hundred clop pics, and that's just my Pinkie Pie folder. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of horsepussy, but I have access to the entire shitposting capabilities of the /mlpol/ defence force and I will use it to it's full extent to flood your miserable post of the face of this board you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Horsefucking is degenerate" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're drowning in horsepussy, you little shill. I will post rule #10 all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead (((Jew)))
Plz r8 my art.
You're fucking dead (((Jew)))
Plz r8 my art.
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>>37571
Here's a pic
\r
Here's a pic
\r
*releases chain, hoping it reaches Ruth by now*
All kidding aside, I appreciate you guys. I'm glad there's [i]something[/i about this/these threads that keeps u coming back to monitor like spergs, and I look forward to messing with your heads to the fullest extent of my ability in the new year.
>>37577
Not right now, u have to kill things first
>>37577
Not right now, u have to kill things first
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>>37580
>messing with our heads
>implying Torc won't fuck everything up by fucking sticking his dick in the plans, just like everything else
I agree, this year should be intresting
>messing with our heads
>implying Torc won't fuck everything up by fucking sticking his dick in the plans, just like everything else
I agree, this year should be intresting
>>37586
Wait, Twice?
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly unusal situation.
Wait, Twice?
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly unusal situation.
>>37591
Yes, cloud is ebil.
>>37592
Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy just being a fag
Yes, cloud is ebil.
>>37592
Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy just being a fag
>>37593
If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
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>>37599
>Rolled a 6
I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped
>>37601
The Right way to do it is to boop another pony
>>37601
"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!
Anyways... wanna talk about our problems?"
>Rolled a 6
I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped
>>37601
The Right way to do it is to boop another pony
>>37601
"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!
Anyways... wanna talk about our problems?"
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>>37602
Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up...
>landing on a 6
Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up...
>landing on a 6
>>37604
Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.
>Crawl out of saddle
He's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.
>Crawl out of saddle
He's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
>>37604
>Landing on a 6
That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
>Landing on a 6
That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
>>37610
>Implying he can talk with his head in her mouth
>Implying hoers saliva would do anything but make his hair glisten in the moonlight
>Implying he can talk with his head in her mouth
>Implying hoers saliva would do anything but make his hair glisten in the moonlight
>>37614
"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
>>37615
>'Well, it's not like you've been riding her more than me, so I guess I don't have very much of a problem with her, for now... I don't see why you'd need two though...'
>'Well, it's not like you've been riding her more than me, so I guess I don't have very much of a problem with her, for now... I don't see why you'd need two though...'
>>37616
>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.
If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.
If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
>>37617
That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is
>>37616
>"Well... it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?"
>>37618
>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first"
That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is
>>37616
>"Well... it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?"
>>37618
>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first"
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>>37619
>'Could she manage the stadium just as easily without the title? She does it all herself anyway.. If you dismissed her, she'd probably just around doing what she normally does, doing her sermons at the stadium and whatever..'
Meta spoiler
Tracy has more-or-less realized that Fae is far too religious to ever think of getting in the way of her relationship, so she's no longer actively plotting to kill her, so long as she feels like she is the one more closely connected to Trumpaladin.
>'Could she manage the stadium just as easily without the title? She does it all herself anyway.. If you dismissed her, she'd probably just around doing what she normally does, doing her sermons at the stadium and whatever..'
Meta spoiler
Tracy has more-or-less realized that Fae is far too religious to ever think of getting in the way of her relationship, so she's no longer actively plotting to kill her, so long as she feels like she is the one more closely connected to Trumpaladin.
>>37624
>[incoherent distressed pony thoughts that fill up his head and cause terrible headaches]
>'Wat?!'
>[incoherent distressed pony thoughts that fill up his head and cause terrible headaches]
>'Wat?!'
>>37626
>"I think you misunderstood me little pony. I mean like when you're away doing your pony things, or when you're doing stealthy rogue stuff. Or when I just need to go into town to run errands and you're feeding the birds"
>"I think you misunderstood me little pony. I mean like when you're away doing your pony things, or when you're doing stealthy rogue stuff. Or when I just need to go into town to run errands and you're feeding the birds"
>>37628
[muffled distressed pony noises]
>'I-I-I.. Can't we schedule ahead of time? I'm more than enough... *incoherent pony thoughts*'
*swallows head a little bit*
[muffled distressed pony noises]
>'I-I-I.. Can't we schedule ahead of time? I'm more than enough... *incoherent pony thoughts*'
*swallows head a little bit*
>>37629
>"Of course you're enough silly horsey. Don't be so distressed, I just wanted to be considerate of your time is all. You're a wonderful mount"
>"Of course you're enough silly horsey. Don't be so distressed, I just wanted to be considerate of your time is all. You're a wonderful mount"
[1d20 = 19]
>>37631
*Puts hand on horse head, which is apparently intent on getting his head drenched in drool*
>"You're a wonderful mount Tracy. A wonderful mount. After all, how many mounts will let their riders do this"
Grabs her by the pussy
>>37631
*Puts hand on horse head, which is apparently intent on getting his head drenched in drool*
>"You're a wonderful mount Tracy. A wonderful mount. After all, how many mounts will let their riders do this"
Grabs her by the pussy
>>37632
He shouldn't be able to move at all, but I won't argue with dat roll.
*shudders*
[muffled happy pony noises]
>'You can grab me any time, Flashy...'
*swallows head entirely*
He shouldn't be able to move at all, but I won't argue with dat roll.
*shudders*
[muffled happy pony noises]
>'You can grab me any time, Flashy...'
*swallows head entirely*
>>37633
*sticks tongue down horse throat*
>"Fae would claw me if I ever tried to do that to her. She's also not an equine, so I would't want to. You don't need to worry Tracy. You're special"
*sticks tongue down horse throat*
>"Fae would claw me if I ever tried to do that to her. She's also not an equine, so I would't want to. You don't need to worry Tracy. You're special"
>>37637
Oh she's only like eight times his size
*Grabs cute wittle horsey cheeks*
"So, would you help me get some accessories for my attack kitty?"
Oh she's only like eight times his size
*Grabs cute wittle horsey cheeks*
"So, would you help me get some accessories for my attack kitty?"
>>37639
"Why, the kind that would make her more effective as an attack kitty (or Priestess) of course.
Hard to say what specifically. I was thinking Mithral Breast plate and whatever magic we can make or buy. Anyways, did you say once before that you quote "had resources"?"
"Why, the kind that would make her more effective as an attack kitty (or Priestess) of course.
Hard to say what specifically. I was thinking Mithral Breast plate and whatever magic we can make or buy. Anyways, did you say once before that you quote "had resources"?"
I seriously gotta sleep. I just don't have the energy to autistically pose as a mare in a fantasy romance story anymore.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Torc, how many ranks have you invested in Spellcraft?
>>37647
You should. It's one of the main Class perks that he can cast spells in armor. Also, it's better for him not to die so quickly.
Also, what kind of creature/item is Utachit? I can't find it anywhere.
You should. It's one of the main Class perks that he can cast spells in armor. Also, it's better for him not to die so quickly.
Also, what kind of creature/item is Utachit? I can't find it anywhere.
>>37648
> it's better for him not to die so quickly
Didn't finish the though:
Not to die early on, because he's the healer.
> it's better for him not to die so quickly
Didn't finish the though:
Not to die early on, because he's the healer.
>>37650
Well, He's proficient in everything, so go full plate. Speed won't be as great, but it'll make it easier to walk right into an army like it's no problem.
Well, He's proficient in everything, so go full plate. Speed won't be as great, but it'll make it easier to walk right into an army like it's no problem.
>>37652
Adamntine plate gives 3/- damage reduction on top of the 8AC and that's with zero enchantments.
There's a long list of enchantments.
Am super jelly of that +14 strength modifier. Jesus.
Adamntine plate gives 3/- damage reduction on top of the 8AC and that's with zero enchantments.
There's a long list of enchantments.
Am super jelly of that +14 strength modifier. Jesus.
>>37653
yea i was thinking adamantine, could i get a str booster enchanment?
its only 5 right now thez still has the arms.
yea i was thinking adamantine, could i get a str booster enchanment?
its only 5 right now thez still has the arms.
>>37655
Strength is the absolute last thing you need. But no, strength and ability buffs are not among the possible buffs. There are a shitload of buffs you can get though. AC, damage resistance, strong energy resistance, spell resistance...
she'll give it back you know
Strength is the absolute last thing you need. But no, strength and ability buffs are not among the possible buffs. There are a shitload of buffs you can get though. AC, damage resistance, strong energy resistance, spell resistance...
she'll give it back you know
>>37654
Oh hush. Your "I can fly, I can go ethereal, I can set things on fire, I can become a whole size category larger than everyone" at will haxx GM gave you still pisses me off to no end. And you keep claiming "she's a pony, she has super listening!" "She has scent!" "She can run faster because horse!" even when using the vanilla form
\r
Oh hush. Your "I can fly, I can go ethereal, I can set things on fire, I can become a whole size category larger than everyone" at will haxx GM gave you still pisses me off to no end. And you keep claiming "she's a pony, she has super listening!" "She has scent!" "She can run faster because horse!" even when using the vanilla form
\r
>>37653
All species have racial bonuses; some even have Ex or Su abilities. Even hoo-mans get extra skill points per level.
Ponies should have higher Charisma though… And something...
All species have racial bonuses; some even have Ex or Su abilities. Even hoo-mans get extra skill points per level.
Ponies should have higher Charisma though… And something...
>>37659
I'm not complaining. I just think any other ponies who come into this game should at least have 13 Char.
I'm not complaining. I just think any other ponies who come into this game should at least have 13 Char.
Can the Summon Monster spell be used to ask creatures questions, or do you need Planar Ally for that?
>>37661
Ponies are cute. They should at least get a +2 modifier.
>>37661
Ponies are cute. They should at least get a +2 modifier.
>>37662
Envy is my best guess for the nature of the emotion as well. I just know it leaves me very angry almost every time it comes up. GM mentioning it in a Thez post pissed me off for hours and it's the main reason I did not want to play out the Court City quest, and I think it's also the main reason I hate the birds (it was used to obtain the eggs), and I don't want Tracy to go to Cardisjore alone. The mounting did a lot to calm it down, but not everything
Envy is my best guess for the nature of the emotion as well. I just know it leaves me very angry almost every time it comes up. GM mentioning it in a Thez post pissed me off for hours and it's the main reason I did not want to play out the Court City quest, and I think it's also the main reason I hate the birds (it was used to obtain the eggs), and I don't want Tracy to go to Cardisjore alone. The mounting did a lot to calm it down, but not everything
>>37710
>>37713
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>>37717
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>>37720
>>37713
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>>37738
I've seen everything since I called him Mr. Fug, but is he talking about how fucking another mare set off Tracy and how he totally didn't know it would make her mad? Ad thats what he mes by "now you know how it feels to not know what sets someone off"?
I've seen everything since I called him Mr. Fug, but is he talking about how fucking another mare set off Tracy and how he totally didn't know it would make her mad? Ad thats what he mes by "now you know how it feels to not know what sets someone off"?
I did not delete those posts, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did nawt
>>37743
Oh the ethreal shit?
Are we still fucking on that?
>>37744
Well how the fuck would I fucking know?
Oh the ethreal shit?
Are we still fucking on that?
>>37744
Well how the fuck would I fucking know?
>>37752
Probably. But at the moment, everyone is sperging. I'm going to step away hopefully for a very long time
Probably. But at the moment, everyone is sperging. I'm going to step away hopefully for a very long time
My mum used to say "Remember son, nothing is ever deleted on the internet"
Obviously she never met Waifu Thief.
>>37755
Hi GM
Considering I haven't done any level up perk/skills/bonuses/whatever they are, what are my choices for Torc?
Obviously she never met Waifu Thief.
>>37755
Hi GM
Considering I haven't done any level up perk/skills/bonuses/whatever they are, what are my choices for Torc?
>>37759
I'm going to recommend that you do that. I would also recommend that you read the wizard spell list, so you can familiarize yourself with the powers you already have.
Did you allot those three ability points? It should be 4 by now
I'm going to recommend that you do that. I would also recommend that you read the wizard spell list, so you can familiarize yourself with the powers you already have.
Did you allot those three ability points? It should be 4 by now
>>37663
I wonder if Tracy could learn anything more about the nature of her alternate form if she summons/meets a Night Had. Could have some interesting character development potential.
I wonder if Tracy could learn anything more about the nature of her alternate form if she summons/meets a Night Had. Could have some interesting character development potential.
>>37764
No. You have more than enough haxxor power from that goddamn nightmare bullshit. Stop fucking trying to milk it for more
No. You have more than enough haxxor power from that goddamn nightmare bullshit. Stop fucking trying to milk it for more
>>37764
>character development potential
Fucking how? She's not supposed to have outsider powers in the first place
>character development potential
Fucking how? She's not supposed to have outsider powers in the first place
>>37766
>Haxx
What did I ask for, and how is it against the rules of the game? Tracy wants to know why and how she transformed.
Night Hags created nightmares; in mythology, they're neatly synonymous.
And most of all IT'S JUST AN IDEA. What about this idea is so terrible that it had to be deleted a dozen times to keep it from poisoning the minds of the foolish goyim?
>Haxx
What did I ask for, and how is it against the rules of the game? Tracy wants to know why and how she transformed.
Night Hags created nightmares; in mythology, they're neatly synonymous.
And most of all IT'S JUST AN IDEA. What about this idea is so terrible that it had to be deleted a dozen times to keep it from poisoning the minds of the foolish goyim?
>>37769
Nightmares, in the form of equines, don't exist in mythology. They are D&D creations, made to be the dirt of equine equivalent of a hellhound
Nightmares, in the form of equines, don't exist in mythology. They are D&D creations, made to be the dirt of equine equivalent of a hellhound
Palindrome GET
>>37779
Are you going to sperg out about things that happened earlier or are you going to contribute?
Are you going to sperg out about things that happened earlier or are you going to contribute?
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_(folklore)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_hag
You know this game is based off European mythology, right? There's a reason why Night Hags appear riding otherworldly ghost horses
>>37778
Yes they do.
And who the fuck are you to judge who gets which "freebies"? It's not just your game.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_hag
You know this game is based off European mythology, right? There's a reason why Night Hags appear riding otherworldly ghost horses
>>37778
Yes they do.
And who the fuck are you to judge who gets which "freebies"? It's not just your game.
>>37781
Quad power is non-transferable and cannot be moved after the fact. You must make it in the post, or not at all
Quad power is non-transferable and cannot be moved after the fact. You must make it in the post, or not at all
>>37780
stop being a tyrant i was trying to help you talk it out but you deleted a shit ton of my posts.
stop being a tyrant i was trying to help you talk it out but you deleted a shit ton of my posts.
>>37782
Those aren't horses, those are demons. That's the meaning of the term "mare." That word is German for demon. It's not referring to a horse
And fuck your freebies
Those aren't horses, those are demons. That's the meaning of the term "mare." That word is German for demon. It's not referring to a horse
And fuck your freebies
>>37785
And regardless, I just want to try it out in game just for fun. In the lore the hags are the ones who created Nightmare by dismembering Pegasi and subjecting them to a black magic ritual, so I just threw the idea out there that she might seek out the nature of her transformation by asking one, if she ever managed to somehow have a peaceful encounter. It was an idea to develop her as a monster and as a Blackguard, but still JUST AN IDEA.
And regardless, I just want to try it out in game just for fun. In the lore the hags are the ones who created Nightmare by dismembering Pegasi and subjecting them to a black magic ritual, so I just threw the idea out there that she might seek out the nature of her transformation by asking one, if she ever managed to somehow have a peaceful encounter. It was an idea to develop her as a monster and as a Blackguard, but still JUST AN IDEA.
>>37786
Well now I've skimmed through one of the articles, and I see shit talking about dogs and mice, but I definitely don't see anything about horses
Well now I've skimmed through one of the articles, and I see shit talking about dogs and mice, but I definitely don't see anything about horses
Alright. Yes of course Infernius can have armor, that was a silly question. He may get banned for it, but he can have it oh what, I can't shitpost?
>>37792
That's not s thing, and you already have enough buffs, including an epic tier buff, that give you more strength than everyone else combined
That's not s thing, and you already have enough buffs, including an epic tier buff, that give you more strength than everyone else combined
>>37781
As for Trocuil's skills:
The only class skills available are: Bluff, Concentration, Craft, Knowledge (arcana), Profession, and Spellcraft. Any other skill is available, but at twice the skill point cost. Concentration is the only one that's particularly essential desu, as it determines how readily he can concentrate (not loose his spell) if he takes damage during casting.
As for Trocuil's skills:
The only class skills available are: Bluff, Concentration, Craft, Knowledge (arcana), Profession, and Spellcraft. Any other skill is available, but at twice the skill point cost. Concentration is the only one that's particularly essential desu, as it determines how readily he can concentrate (not loose his spell) if he takes damage during casting.
>>37793
Actually, they're still safe in Thez' bracelet. He hasn't gotten them back yet. All he has is the bracers of armor, his flaming sword, and a ring of regeneration.
Actually, they're still safe in Thez' bracelet. He hasn't gotten them back yet. All he has is the bracers of armor, his flaming sword, and a ring of regeneration.
>>37789
There was another article about hags on my computer which connected them to horses. The demons themselves are often depicted as horses as well. The French spirit, the Cauchemar, roughly means 'Spirit that tramples', the same way incubuses (aka "mares") and hags tread upon the bodies of the living and >rape them in their dreams.
The Norwegian version can be directly translated to "mare-ride". Under the Beliefs section, it mentions that the mares we're often depicted to "ride" horses, leaving them exhausted and covered in sweat in the mornings.
There's a reason why I've been pulling all these ancient Germanic, Nordic, and Iclandic folklore references out, like the Nithing. The story about King Vanlandi Sveigðisson, being assassinated in his sleep by a mare summoned by a sorceress who was hired by his vengeful, abandoned ex-wife was actually the reason why I chose to class her as an Assassin.
There was another article about hags on my computer which connected them to horses. The demons themselves are often depicted as horses as well. The French spirit, the Cauchemar, roughly means 'Spirit that tramples', the same way incubuses (aka "mares") and hags tread upon the bodies of the living and >rape them in their dreams.
The Norwegian version can be directly translated to "mare-ride". Under the Beliefs section, it mentions that the mares we're often depicted to "ride" horses, leaving them exhausted and covered in sweat in the mornings.
There's a reason why I've been pulling all these ancient Germanic, Nordic, and Iclandic folklore references out, like the Nithing. The story about King Vanlandi Sveigðisson, being assassinated in his sleep by a mare summoned by a sorceress who was hired by his vengeful, abandoned ex-wife was actually the reason why I chose to class her as an Assassin.
>>37797
That Nightmare tactics article you linked once described the "pegasus with wings ripped off" thing as being a D&D 5th Edition creation. The wikipedia article describes the spirits of the night as appearing in the form of women, mice, dogs, cats, and I think bats but nothing about horses
>>37796
Why has he not taken them back? They are so useful
>>37794
I had to work hard to get a +5 bonus on strength. You have a +14 strength bonus that I'm already extremely jealous of, and you want much more?
>>37798
reeeeeeeeeeee
That Nightmare tactics article you linked once described the "pegasus with wings ripped off" thing as being a D&D 5th Edition creation. The wikipedia article describes the spirits of the night as appearing in the form of women, mice, dogs, cats, and I think bats but nothing about horses
>>37796
Why has he not taken them back? They are so useful
>>37794
I had to work hard to get a +5 bonus on strength. You have a +14 strength bonus that I'm already extremely jealous of, and you want much more?
>>37798
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>37802
>confusing recent D&D fluff with real mythology
Why not mix them a bit? I can tell that the Hags in The Game are clearly based off of the Hags in mythology.
Also, unban my main IP so I can show paintings from the Renaissance era to show how they're depicted with horses.
>confusing recent D&D fluff with real mythology
Why not mix them a bit? I can tell that the Hags in The Game are clearly based off of the Hags in mythology.
Also, unban my main IP so I can show paintings from the Renaissance era to show how they're depicted with horses.
>>37801
I was going to use it, but I didn't want to start drama by causing someone to get butthurt over distribution of wealth.
I was going to use it, but I didn't want to start drama by causing someone to get butthurt over distribution of wealth.
>>37803
Agreed, particularly the Night Hags, as mythological dream invaders. Its not an expressed correlation, but its quite intuitive.
So I'm getting the impression that players want stat hax now.
Agreed, particularly the Night Hags, as mythological dream invaders. Its not an expressed correlation, but its quite intuitive.
So I'm getting the impression that players want stat hax now.
>>37809
>delay
Uhm,... I'm still trying to piece together what happened and where everything 'is'. IDK what you mean by delay
>delay
Uhm,... I'm still trying to piece together what happened and where everything 'is'. IDK what you mean by delay
>>37807
Because why the fuck does he get twice as much damage per hit as me, and all of the same follower and attack bonuses, but also the entire damned cleric spell list?
Because why the fuck does he get twice as much damage per hit as me, and all of the same follower and attack bonuses, but also the entire damned cleric spell list?
>>37812
If he can increase his Str through legal means, why shouldn't he? It doesn't make your character any less strong.
Stop trying to nerd other party members.
If he can increase his Str through legal means, why shouldn't he? It doesn't make your character any less strong.
Stop trying to nerd other party members.
>>37820
Not true. He's not wearing the belt, or the sleeves atm. Infernius is essentially naked as far as buffs are concerned (in the buff? Xp), at least for now.
Not true. He's not wearing the belt, or the sleeves atm. Infernius is essentially naked as far as buffs are concerned (in the buff? Xp), at least for now.
>>37823
Why are you so pissed about party I'm "balances"? We're all on the same side.
You got plenty of cool stuff too.
Why are you so pissed about party I'm "balances"? We're all on the same side.
You got plenty of cool stuff too.
>>37828
The real reason the BG class even exists is to give less-than-perfect paladins something to fall back on, when they can't find a Cleric to indulge them.
The real reason the BG class even exists is to give less-than-perfect paladins something to fall back on, when they can't find a Cleric to indulge them.
>>>/test/
>GM facepalms
Lets try a different approach.
Who has issues, grievances, or concerns? Please, list them.
Lets try a different approach.
Who has issues, grievances, or concerns? Please, list them.
>>37836
Because Thez, Infernius, and all the hordes of the undead showed up before she could be tracked down
Because Thez, Infernius, and all the hordes of the undead showed up before she could be tracked down
>>37838
That's not true, she and Torcuil quite visibly and obviously sped off toward the docks where they are keeping a hoard of aquatic zombies at bay, while the sinister floating-pyramid makes its way toward them.
That's not true, she and Torcuil quite visibly and obviously sped off toward the docks where they are keeping a hoard of aquatic zombies at bay, while the sinister floating-pyramid makes its way toward them.
>>37837
I hate Tracy's Etherealness hax, and the flying to a lessor extent. I mean the freebie version done in pony or "alternative form", not the cauchemar ability
I hate Tracy's Etherealness hax, and the flying to a lessor extent. I mean the freebie version done in pony or "alternative form", not the cauchemar ability
>>37837
im tired of him being a faggot, deleting post,and complaing about what me and tracy want to do when he can do his own cool shit in game.
im tired of him being a faggot, deleting post,and complaing about what me and tracy want to do when he can do his own cool shit in game.
>>37847
The Outsider will return to its home plane once its task is done. It won't cause excessive danger to anyone in the realm.
The Outsider will return to its home plane once its task is done. It won't cause excessive danger to anyone in the realm.
>>37845
First I have to have Tracy steal something valuable for the payment, a fat one. A normal payment should be 500 shekels per HD for a task taking an hour, 1,000 shekels per HD for a task taking one whole day, and half payment for a non-dangerous task, but the ritual for turning magical beasts into fiends must be a well-kept secret to the Hags, so it's better to go full price. Nightmares are valuable creatures, sometimes sent to Divine Emissaries as rewards for their service to their lords, so the process of creating them must be an heirloom to the Night Hags; therefore, it'd be best to offer something close to ~20,000 shekels up front.
I g2g for a bit.
First I have to have Tracy steal something valuable for the payment, a fat one. A normal payment should be 500 shekels per HD for a task taking an hour, 1,000 shekels per HD for a task taking one whole day, and half payment for a non-dangerous task, but the ritual for turning magical beasts into fiends must be a well-kept secret to the Hags, so it's better to go full price. Nightmares are valuable creatures, sometimes sent to Divine Emissaries as rewards for their service to their lords, so the process of creating them must be an heirloom to the Night Hags; therefore, it'd be best to offer something close to ~20,000 shekels up front.
I g2g for a bit.
>>37856
That's how Nightmares were originally created. Fiends subjected Pegasi to a black magick ritual, that involved removing their wings through torture, followed by a transformation to make them forcefully forgo their noble nature in place of ebil.
That's how Nightmares were originally created. Fiends subjected Pegasi to a black magick ritual, that involved removing their wings through torture, followed by a transformation to make them forcefully forgo their noble nature in place of ebil.
The posts from earlier were only shadow deleted, if you want them back
>>37860
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
OR I'LL POKE MYSELF IN THE EYE
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
OR I'LL POKE MYSELF IN THE EYE
>>37860
>basketball brooch
Explain yourself heathen!
Seriously, I get that Trump is dissatisfied with Tracy's haxx (ethereal, and w/e). I get that Trump is dissatisfied with Infernius' haxx (uber strength, boffing GM's brain-child), and that,... I get Torcuil being dissatisfied with Slovenia's haxx, cuz no WAY would a woman be so skilled at carpentry,....
But seriously, I get why Trump and Infernius are dissatisfied with Trump's hax. Why? Because they're outside the game rules, and thus not privy to review or ruling by the GM. I'll admit that I have my misgivings as well, but I'm not about to be a poor sport in my own thread.
To be completely honest, I have no issue with Trump doing sem-random (short term) bans or deleting posts. Desu, there's not likely to be anything ITT of such exceptional value or precise diction so as to warrant an archive of. Simply, we're a bunch of faggots, shitposting and w/e along D&D rules ish. If shit gets deleted, oh fukking well. On the other hand, along with that "OFW" determination, that's precisely the sentiment that is then applied to other characters and their Haxx. No offense (this is direct at Trump) but I spent as much time collaborating with other characters about Trump's haxx as I did with Trump about other character's haxx. Desu, I'm surprised its even come up this much. Long story short, if players want me to wipe the slate so that its 'agreeable', I can do that; but let me stress first that doing so would be so BORING.
>>37860
I am curious
>basketball brooch
Explain yourself heathen!
Seriously, I get that Trump is dissatisfied with Tracy's haxx (ethereal, and w/e). I get that Trump is dissatisfied with Infernius' haxx (uber strength, boffing GM's brain-child), and that,... I get Torcuil being dissatisfied with Slovenia's haxx, cuz no WAY would a woman be so skilled at carpentry,....
But seriously, I get why Trump and Infernius are dissatisfied with Trump's hax. Why? Because they're outside the game rules, and thus not privy to review or ruling by the GM. I'll admit that I have my misgivings as well, but I'm not about to be a poor sport in my own thread.
To be completely honest, I have no issue with Trump doing sem-random (short term) bans or deleting posts. Desu, there's not likely to be anything ITT of such exceptional value or precise diction so as to warrant an archive of. Simply, we're a bunch of faggots, shitposting and w/e along D&D rules ish. If shit gets deleted, oh fukking well. On the other hand, along with that "OFW" determination, that's precisely the sentiment that is then applied to other characters and their Haxx. No offense (this is direct at Trump) but I spent as much time collaborating with other characters about Trump's haxx as I did with Trump about other character's haxx. Desu, I'm surprised its even come up this much. Long story short, if players want me to wipe the slate so that its 'agreeable', I can do that; but let me stress first that doing so would be so BORING.
>>37860
I am curious
Also, couple questions for my autism
>Skills
How many can I pick?
>Ability points
How many do I have for Torc?
And last, did we ever decide the wizard/ranger thing?
>>37862
He has fucking perma-banned me.
No bans because he has a halite allergy.
>Slovenia
I don't remember that but okay.
I'm mad about the deletes because I log on, find two faggots fighting and I have no fucking idea why exept some posts where deleted.
>Skills
How many can I pick?
>Ability points
How many do I have for Torc?
And last, did we ever decide the wizard/ranger thing?
>>37862
He has fucking perma-banned me.
No bans because he has a halite allergy.
>Slovenia
I don't remember that but okay.
I'm mad about the deletes because I log on, find two faggots fighting and I have no fucking idea why exept some posts where deleted.
>>37862
Okay, I just think that for future reference >>37664 should be known. It's not just deviating from D&D rules here. We do that a lot and mostly no one cares. It's giving a character a set of powerful abilities (etherealness, flight, the ability to freaking light herself on fire, and wild shape to a much larger form) that belong to outer planes creatures. And this early in the game, without earning any of it - she wasn't even the one who knocked Thez unconscious or severed Soro's arm.
If a comparable change were made to another character, for example, if Trumpaladin were to become a half celestial, no way in hell it wouldn't trigger a wave of gimmees.
>a woman can't be that good of a carpenter
That's sexist. Also, she's a pony, which is superior to a human woman
\r
Okay, I just think that for future reference >>37664 should be known. It's not just deviating from D&D rules here. We do that a lot and mostly no one cares. It's giving a character a set of powerful abilities (etherealness, flight, the ability to freaking light herself on fire, and wild shape to a much larger form) that belong to outer planes creatures. And this early in the game, without earning any of it - she wasn't even the one who knocked Thez unconscious or severed Soro's arm.
If a comparable change were made to another character, for example, if Trumpaladin were to become a half celestial, no way in hell it wouldn't trigger a wave of gimmees.
>a woman can't be that good of a carpenter
That's sexist. Also, she's a pony, which is superior to a human woman
\r
>>37863
>Permaban
Oh hush. I removed after one hour exactly. Almost every single ban I've issued (here) has been removed long before the time on it was set to expire
>Permaban
Oh hush. I removed after one hour exactly. Almost every single ban I've issued (here) has been removed long before the time on it was set to expire
>>37863
Your skill points is equal to 2+int modifier per level, plus (2+int modifier)x4 at the first level, as well as 4 at the first level plus 1 per each additional level as a racial feature.
Torcuil has an int of 16, thus a modifier of +3. Torcuil has 99 skill points in total to allot.
He has 4 ability points in total to allot, although I would not be surprised if you have allotted 3 of these already
Your skill points is equal to 2+int modifier per level, plus (2+int modifier)x4 at the first level, as well as 4 at the first level plus 1 per each additional level as a racial feature.
Torcuil has an int of 16, thus a modifier of +3. Torcuil has 99 skill points in total to allot.
He has 4 ability points in total to allot, although I would not be surprised if you have allotted 3 of these already
>>37863
>Slovenia
Trolling is easy, all you have to do
>>37864
Decent points. To be honest, the only reason I haven't had any issue with it so far is because Tracy hasn't really done anything useful with them so far (what? its true,....). I don't mean to diminish the irritation that others have experienced, but none of it has really affected gameplay.
>>37867
>white armor
I was thinking it, for the record
It means (Intelligence modifier +2)x19 are the skill points that can be applied. They don't matter much, but they may as Torcuil gets more jiggy with custom spells and such (I'd also recommend Spellcraft)
>Slovenia
Trolling is easy, all you have to do
>>37864
Decent points. To be honest, the only reason I haven't had any issue with it so far is because Tracy hasn't really done anything useful with them so far (what? its true,....). I don't mean to diminish the irritation that others have experienced, but none of it has really affected gameplay.
>>37867
>white armor
I was thinking it, for the record
It means (Intelligence modifier +2)x19 are the skill points that can be applied. They don't matter much, but they may as Torcuil gets more jiggy with custom spells and such (I'd also recommend Spellcraft)
>>37845
>>37857
Also, part of why I want Tracy to make relations with Hags is that I feel like I kind of bullshitted that last requirement for Blackguard. When I first read about the class as "one who was empowered by the fiends" I jumped on it, because Tracy had just gained power by consuming the essence of two different fiend. The thing is, she didn't gain that power through Diplomacy, she stole it. I want to own this Blackguard theme and make her become a master of monsters.
>>37869
>Spellcraft
Epic Spells are the boss.
>>37857
Also, part of why I want Tracy to make relations with Hags is that I feel like I kind of bullshitted that last requirement for Blackguard. When I first read about the class as "one who was empowered by the fiends" I jumped on it, because Tracy had just gained power by consuming the essence of two different fiend. The thing is, she didn't gain that power through Diplomacy, she stole it. I want to own this Blackguard theme and make her become a master of monsters.
>>37869
>Spellcraft
Epic Spells are the boss.
I gtg for a while, see you in an hour.
Now feats are a whole different area, and one I suggest paying more attention to. Feats amount to "techniques", "tricks", "abilities", or otherwise individual nuances and devised strategies that often result in unique or novel moves/actions. For spellcasters in particular, there are a number of metamagic feats that allow quickened casting, silent casting, maximized casting, etc. of whatever spell. A fireball does 1d6/lvl of damage, but a maximized fireball does 6/lvl of damage.
>>37872
Are you sure you still want blackguard? It's the exact opposite fighting style of a rogue or assassin
Are you sure you still want blackguard? It's the exact opposite fighting style of a rogue or assassin
>>37875
>exact opposite fighting style of a rogue or assassin
They get Sneak Attack too; that much is useful. 1d10 HD per level isn't bad either, and Aura of Despair is useful with the Assassin's Death Attack.
I at least want five levels; then she'll be able to summon her Fiendish Servant.
I'll admit that everything beyond lvl 5 is really just Dead Levels though. Smite Good is really only useful for Fallen Paladins. I'll probably put it into Assassin or Rogue after that.
My bottom line point is that I want to play an ebil character, and I feel like I haven't been ebil enough lately. I want to crack it up a notch.
>exact opposite fighting style of a rogue or assassin
They get Sneak Attack too; that much is useful. 1d10 HD per level isn't bad either, and Aura of Despair is useful with the Assassin's Death Attack.
I at least want five levels; then she'll be able to summon her Fiendish Servant.
I'll admit that everything beyond lvl 5 is really just Dead Levels though. Smite Good is really only useful for Fallen Paladins. I'll probably put it into Assassin or Rogue after that.
My bottom line point is that I want to play an ebil character, and I feel like I haven't been ebil enough lately. I want to crack it up a notch.
>>37877
So,... if I'm reading this right, you want your 16 lvl character to - again - level shift, so that now they're a 10/rogue 1/assassin 5/BG?
So,... if I'm reading this right, you want your 16 lvl character to - again - level shift, so that now they're a 10/rogue 1/assassin 5/BG?
>>37878
She had 13 levels in Rogue, 2 in BG, and 1 in Assassin.
>again
When did she ever do that last time?
She had 13 levels in Rogue, 2 in BG, and 1 in Assassin.
>again
When did she ever do that last time?
>>37877
>I want to play an ebil characteer
Are you sure? In the past three days you've been complaining about looting a sword taken from a defeated enemy who helped to steal massive resources from the party and the city they are supposed to be protecting, saying "it belongs to him." You've also complained about a horse's life being valued less because it's not of use to the party, "that's not how you value life anon." And this besides feeling the need to resurrect enemies like zombies.
It's okay if you want to play a lawful good paladin. Just have her put on the helm, and she can POOF be the Paladin she believes her husband ought to be
>>37878
I think he wants to use his new levels to advance blackguard. Then again, he said he wanted to put them into rogue. I don't know
>I want to play an ebil characteer
Are you sure? In the past three days you've been complaining about looting a sword taken from a defeated enemy who helped to steal massive resources from the party and the city they are supposed to be protecting, saying "it belongs to him." You've also complained about a horse's life being valued less because it's not of use to the party, "that's not how you value life anon." And this besides feeling the need to resurrect enemies like zombies.
It's okay if you want to play a lawful good paladin. Just have her put on the helm, and she can POOF be the Paladin she believes her husband ought to be
>>37878
I think he wants to use his new levels to advance blackguard. Then again, he said he wanted to put them into rogue. I don't know
>>37880
>you've been complaining about looting a sword taken from a defeated enemy who helped to steal massive resources from the party
I didn't complain, I said I wouldn't do it because he'd probably just immediately figure out who stole his stuff.
Also, meta discussion is not the same as chgaracter development. My standards are not that of the character I play.
>you've been complaining about looting a sword taken from a defeated enemy who helped to steal massive resources from the party
I didn't complain, I said I wouldn't do it because he'd probably just immediately figure out who stole his stuff.
Also, meta discussion is not the same as chgaracter development. My standards are not that of the character I play.
>>37882
Then will you please for the love of God stop moralizing about our character's actions while playing a dumb as fuck "ebil" character who wants to burn down the entire party's wood resources because "edgy le ebin ebil :DDDDDD" and resurrect the Tarasque and other shit that keeps harming the party because "oh so edgy"
Then will you please for the love of God stop moralizing about our character's actions while playing a dumb as fuck "ebil" character who wants to burn down the entire party's wood resources because "edgy le ebin ebil :DDDDDD" and resurrect the Tarasque and other shit that keeps harming the party because "oh so edgy"
>>37885
>aspirations
Noted. Irrelevant for the moment, but noted.
>ressurrect the Terrasque
That shit was hilarious btw
>aspirations
Noted. Irrelevant for the moment, but noted.
>ressurrect the Terrasque
That shit was hilarious btw
>>37886
>was hilarious
It was pretty funny, I gotta admit.. Even though her dungeon was royally fucked up.
>was hilarious
It was pretty funny, I gotta admit.. Even though her dungeon was royally fucked up.
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>>37892
>looked up "baby tarrasque" on Jewgle to illustrate what it looked like
>this thing was on the front page or the results
>looked up "baby tarrasque" on Jewgle to illustrate what it looked like
>this thing was on the front page or the results
>>37907
You're A Cleric. That's better than a Minotaur. But you're a half-orc for racial-statistical purposes
>Clerics are proficient with all simple weapons, with all types of armor (light, medium, and heavy), and with shields (except tower shields)
You're A Cleric. That's better than a Minotaur. But you're a half-orc for racial-statistical purposes
>Clerics are proficient with all simple weapons, with all types of armor (light, medium, and heavy), and with shields (except tower shields)
>>37911
This. Spell abilities and shit have been the overwhelmingly least asserted element of gameplay. Got an ability hack you want to buff your character with? There's a spell for that. (there's an app for that reference)
This. Spell abilities and shit have been the overwhelmingly least asserted element of gameplay. Got an ability hack you want to buff your character with? There's a spell for that. (there's an app for that reference)
>>37921
Through an elaborate ceremony that requires the blood of a patriot, the blood of an untermensch, and the Furher presiding
Through an elaborate ceremony that requires the blood of a patriot, the blood of an untermensch, and the Furher presiding
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>>37921
A fasce is just an axe wraped in rods of wood. Put all of the rods together around a bigger axe, and you've got a weapon twice as large. It should optimally be tied with a red band.
A fasce is just an axe wraped in rods of wood. Put all of the rods together around a bigger axe, and you've got a weapon twice as large. It should optimally be tied with a red band.
So, what do those skill points do?
How do they work?
How have I sunk so far into autism?
How do they work?
How have I sunk so far into autism?
>>37923
It'd be pretty unwieldy though
>>37925
Just take a tree-orc's blood or something
Honestly I think a fasce would be better as a battle banner which your character should carry, since that is the actual intended purpose of a fasce
>>37924
When you place them into a skill class and run a skill check, then you get those points added to your dice roll
It'd be pretty unwieldy though
>>37925
Just take a tree-orc's blood or something
Honestly I think a fasce would be better as a battle banner which your character should carry, since that is the actual intended purpose of a fasce
>>37924
When you place them into a skill class and run a skill check, then you get those points added to your dice roll
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>>37924
>autism
By continually participating in this thread. As for the rest, they give nominal bonuses in context-related interactions, but they're more to give an idea of what the character is good at, or has a proclivity toward.
>>37925
U were were you? You couldn't go for something simpler, like a battle axe with fascia iconographia along the haft?
>autism
By continually participating in this thread. As for the rest, they give nominal bonuses in context-related interactions, but they're more to give an idea of what the character is good at, or has a proclivity toward.
>>37925
U were were you? You couldn't go for something simpler, like a battle axe with fascia iconographia along the haft?
>>37928
Can I add items to Fae more or less the way you can to any other character, with appropriate adjustments made for anatomy?
Can I add items to Fae more or less the way you can to any other character, with appropriate adjustments made for anatomy?
>>37929
I was going to ask the same thing about Tracy's birds, once they grow to full size (birds grow wicked fast, it shouldn't take long now).
I was going to ask the same thing about Tracy's birds, once they grow to full size (birds grow wicked fast, it shouldn't take long now).
>>37933
I keep track of every item. Even the ones I haven't made much use of. Just because I haven't used the ever-smoking bottle (although I can think of a couple situations I should have used it) doesn't mean I have forgotten about it
>>37934
And realistically these things should have eaten Tracy and not take orders from her. You're sharing these birds
>>37935
I calculated 114. I may be wrong though. Remember that if a skill is not listed on the wiki page for a wizard, it's not a class skill, and so ranks in it cost two skill points and not one
I keep track of every item. Even the ones I haven't made much use of. Just because I haven't used the ever-smoking bottle (although I can think of a couple situations I should have used it) doesn't mean I have forgotten about it
>>37934
And realistically these things should have eaten Tracy and not take orders from her. You're sharing these birds
>>37935
I calculated 114. I may be wrong though. Remember that if a skill is not listed on the wiki page for a wizard, it's not a class skill, and so ranks in it cost two skill points and not one
How much bigger have her birds gotten actually? Can I get a size class?
>>37939
Yeah, it would have been perfect for the scene in the stables where Infernius walks in for some reason
That armor Trumpaladin got from Korak. That's Celestial Armor, right? Except I think you said once that it is "neutral aligned" and it also seems to be glamoured.
Yeah, it would have been perfect for the scene in the stables where Infernius walks in for some reason
That armor Trumpaladin got from Korak. That's Celestial Armor, right? Except I think you said once that it is "neutral aligned" and it also seems to be glamoured.
>>37940
Based off Celestial Armor, yes. "Ambivalent" is the "term" for the "Armor". Its not glamoured, but it has a "fixing" enchantment. Oh wait, you're not supposed to know about that, you're supposed to worry about how to fix the stuff.
>>37942
Your penitence makes me more suspicious than your petitionance.
Based off Celestial Armor, yes. "Ambivalent" is the "term" for the "Armor". Its not glamoured, but it has a "fixing" enchantment. Oh wait, you're not supposed to know about that, you're supposed to worry about how to fix the stuff.
>>37942
Your penitence makes me more suspicious than your petitionance.
>>37939
>Taking responsibility for choices
I'm beginning to wonder if having my character complete his "fuck Unicorn A" quest was not as wise a choice as I thought
>>37943
You want me to try black guard, don't you? That's not as easy as you might think though. He only gets 4 skill points per level (5 if I boost his Int) and 5 ranks of hide will cost him 10 points
>>37944
Let me ask you my real question. If Trumpaladin falls off of a flying mount, and issues the command "fly," will the armor save him, or will he fall?
>Taking responsibility for choices
I'm beginning to wonder if having my character complete his "fuck Unicorn A" quest was not as wise a choice as I thought
>>37943
You want me to try black guard, don't you? That's not as easy as you might think though. He only gets 4 skill points per level (5 if I boost his Int) and 5 ranks of hide will cost him 10 points
>>37944
Let me ask you my real question. If Trumpaladin falls off of a flying mount, and issues the command "fly," will the armor save him, or will he fall?
>>37937
Um, that's a lot.
Whats the max level I can go on skills?
I'm thinking maybe Knowledge (architecture and engineering) and spellcraft. Thoughts?
Um, that's a lot.
Whats the max level I can go on skills?
I'm thinking maybe Knowledge (architecture and engineering) and spellcraft. Thoughts?
>>37945
You wanna help Tracy make some? They could get more done together.
Also, you should pack those vest pokets with some vials of Alchemist's Fire; I want to make a few for Tracy too.
>>37946
I meant to use the bottle for escape. It won't help much if you have to pray for a good roll when you really need it.
You wanna help Tracy make some? They could get more done together.
Also, you should pack those vest pokets with some vials of Alchemist's Fire; I want to make a few for Tracy too.
>>37946
I meant to use the bottle for escape. It won't help much if you have to pray for a good roll when you really need it.
>>37946
He'll fall.
Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
He'll fall.
Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
"Oh look, I've saved the party because the guards didn't bother to cavity check and I snuck in some poison."
"Oh look, I've negotiated the nefarious race into doing manual labor and helping the party build ships."
"Oh look, I've beaten everyone's faces in and there are a few dozen corpses to loot," (that last was Thez) is the sort of "party rivalry" I had been looking for
"Oh look, I've negotiated the nefarious race into doing manual labor and helping the party build ships."
"Oh look, I've beaten everyone's faces in and there are a few dozen corpses to loot," (that last was Thez) is the sort of "party rivalry" I had been looking for
>>37950
Well, there goes one way of getting even with Tracy's bullshit free haxxor
>Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
What? I did not understand that at all
>>37954
I tried that a couple times, most notably I thought I had talked down Korak. It's failed mostly
>>37955
You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
Well, there goes one way of getting even with Tracy's bullshit free haxxor
>Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
What? I did not understand that at all
>>37954
I tried that a couple times, most notably I thought I had talked down Korak. It's failed mostly
>>37955
You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
>>37957
>You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
She was going to be melted down into sovereign glue. It's not like I didn't give you a chance to try negotiating; it just didn't work.
>You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
She was going to be melted down into sovereign glue. It's not like I didn't give you a chance to try negotiating; it just didn't work.
>>37961
Even with your bullshit Ethereal haxx you should have failed a hide check from the conversation and she never would have trusted you. Literally the only reason you were able to get her at all was because you begged GM "I've been here six hours to do one thing. Let me do that one thing." You did not earn that
Even with your bullshit Ethereal haxx you should have failed a hide check from the conversation and she never would have trusted you. Literally the only reason you were able to get her at all was because you begged GM "I've been here six hours to do one thing. Let me do that one thing." You did not earn that
>>37962
>re: death
Yes. YES. This is PRECISELY what I'm on about. Why can't you bitches be more like Torcuil?! Xp
>re: death
Yes. YES. This is PRECISELY what I'm on about. Why can't you bitches be more like Torcuil?! Xp
>>37962
>"Oh look, I fucking killed Kefka with one spell, and then fucked death to save a friend"
Those were fucking awesome. Made me laugh my ass off
>>37963
Of stop. Normally, you'd have to wait until level 23 and become a Divine Emissary if you wanted to cast Holy Word. If you can have epic-tier out-of-class abilities, why can't I?
>"Oh look, I fucking killed Kefka with one spell, and then fucked death to save a friend"
Those were fucking awesome. Made me laugh my ass off
>>37963
Of stop. Normally, you'd have to wait until level 23 and become a Divine Emissary if you wanted to cast Holy Word. If you can have epic-tier out-of-class abilities, why can't I?
>>37968
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
>>37971
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
>>37974
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
>>37977
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
>>37966
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37980
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>>37980
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>>37982
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>>37984
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
Alright, here's my digs.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
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What I'm getting at is that I don't know how to shift or waver. I could favor the party, or I could favor the individual. So far I've done both. I won't claim my decisions have been 'correct' nor have they necessarily been "best". They have been - in the moment - sincere. and I hope that means as much on paper as it does thinking/dictating it.
>>37997
With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
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With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
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Praise Epona
>>37999
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
Um... Can we post more on the main board? An anon is talking about how mlpol is dying and "heat death seems innevitable." I know Tracy's faggot used to make like 100 posts a day, and then stopped after these threads became a thing. I've mostly stopped posting, and Infernius has mostly stopped posting... Let's give the main board some love
>>38016
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
>>38020
You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
>>38015
"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
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>>38022
Surprise serious moment,...
Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
Surprise serious moment,...
Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
>>38022
"Traditional marriage is important..."
"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
"Traditional marriage is important..."
"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
>>38025
"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
>>38027
"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
>>38034
"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>him
Don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>him
Don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
>>38036
"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"
>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male
"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"
>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male
>>38038
"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."
>That implication
"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."
>That implication
"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
>>38040
"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"
>herd
*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"
>herd
*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
>>38039
Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
>>38042
"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scare
She's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scare
She's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
>>38043
>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do that
I don't think you understand my character
>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do that
I don't think you understand my character
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>>38045
>Foal isn't human
He hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"
"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
>Foal isn't human
He hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"
"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
>>38051
[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
>>38052
"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
>>38060
"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
>>38061
[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
>>38062
"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
>>38063
"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
>>38065
"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try
[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try
[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
>>38066
"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
>>38067
"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
>>38068
"Oh I'll love him. How can I not love my own blood? Just the same as I cannot but love you. But he may break my heart, just as you might"
"Oh I'll love him. How can I not love my own blood? Just the same as I cannot but love you. But he may break my heart, just as you might"
>>38069
"No matter what happens, I'll always love my new family. I don't care about any heartbreak later, but what's growing in me right now."
*Faggot goes to sleep*
"No matter what happens, I'll always love my new family. I don't care about any heartbreak later, but what's growing in me right now."
*Faggot goes to sleep*
Did the party get a good look of the layout of the Court City when they rescued Infernius?
>>38075
Aww, too bad. If they had moar info, it'd be a great mission to sneak in and destroy those lich phylacteries, some day.
Aww, too bad. If they had moar info, it'd be a great mission to sneak in and destroy those lich phylacteries, some day.
>>38076
>mission to sneak in and destroy those lich phylacheteries
As soon as the main army is repelled or partly destroyed, we're calling Baz, resurrecting the Pirates to use as mercenaries, and then launching a full frontal assault on the Court City before the lichs revive
>mission to sneak in and destroy those lich phylacheteries
As soon as the main army is repelled or partly destroyed, we're calling Baz, resurrecting the Pirates to use as mercenaries, and then launching a full frontal assault on the Court City before the lichs revive
>>38077
>full frontal
Wouldn't the lichs be able to transport their phylacteries if they sensed an assault on the capital? As to my knowledge, they could manifest next to their treasures, and the just teleport out.
>full frontal
Wouldn't the lichs be able to transport their phylacteries if they sensed an assault on the capital? As to my knowledge, they could manifest next to their treasures, and the just teleport out.
>>38079
>if they are killed in the attack on Port Barry
That's not how liches work. They ONLY go away once their phylacteries are destroyed. After we kill Ruth, she'll just turn to dust, manifest in her room where her phylactery is, and immediately start planning the next attack. A lich is invincible so long as its phylactery exists in the world.
>if they are killed in the attack on Port Barry
That's not how liches work. They ONLY go away once their phylacteries are destroyed. After we kill Ruth, she'll just turn to dust, manifest in her room where her phylactery is, and immediately start planning the next attack. A lich is invincible so long as its phylactery exists in the world.
>>38081
I know that. They still need to have their phylacteries destroyed to go away permanently. It could also take a week to move an entire army to the capital.
I know that. They still need to have their phylacteries destroyed to go away permanently. It could also take a week to move an entire army to the capital.
>>38082
Then let's do it. A combined Port Barry/Sparintenar/mercenary army assaults the city, while several of the players go directly inside, similar to last time, to kill off and destroy more important targets.
Then let's do it. A combined Port Barry/Sparintenar/mercenary army assaults the city, while several of the players go directly inside, similar to last time, to kill off and destroy more important targets.
>>38084
No, not yet. Baz said that Sparintenar has been preparing to assault the Court City head on for years though. Just explain the situation, offer agreeable terms for the peace, and Sparintenar will be willing to strike while the iron is hot
No, not yet. Baz said that Sparintenar has been preparing to assault the Court City head on for years though. Just explain the situation, offer agreeable terms for the peace, and Sparintenar will be willing to strike while the iron is hot
>>38087
Not especially. The whole place was complete disorder, shifting from industrial technology to raw caves, to worked stone. It rather bore the resemblance of several cities or structures mashed together at random.
Not especially. The whole place was complete disorder, shifting from industrial technology to raw caves, to worked stone. It rather bore the resemblance of several cities or structures mashed together at random.
>>37854
Now that I look at it, there really aren't that many Neutral Ebil Outsiders in 3.5e. Hags and Nightmares are the two most powerful fiends of that alignment. No mention of yugoloths in that edition either.
Now that I look at it, there really aren't that many Neutral Ebil Outsiders in 3.5e. Hags and Nightmares are the two most powerful fiends of that alignment. No mention of yugoloths in that edition either.
>>38077
Didn't the first few pirates you resurrected just run away though? Are you sure they'll take part in the assault?
Either way, may as well bring 'em back anyway.
Didn't the first few pirates you resurrected just run away though? Are you sure they'll take part in the assault?
Either way, may as well bring 'em back anyway.
>>38091
Only one pirate has been resurrected thus far. He was scared and apprehensive at first, but eventually said more or less "I will do anything for money so long as I believe you won't fuck me over." He would of course have left the tower in the week or so after that, but I would imagine he could be located at the rusty spoon or sickly wicket or whatever the taverns are called, which is why I had Trumpaladin go to a tavern - to talk to him and ask about cannons.
The remaining 23 pirates are still dead, but we have material, and I had Trumpaladin produce "calm emotions" scrolls to aid in the resurrection. I was going to resurrect them anyways to use them to make potions and such
>Are you sure they'll take part in the assault
No, but GM hinted that Port Barry's are willing mercenaries
>>38092
He'll want his stuff back. I think the costs will probably outweigh the benefits
Only one pirate has been resurrected thus far. He was scared and apprehensive at first, but eventually said more or less "I will do anything for money so long as I believe you won't fuck me over." He would of course have left the tower in the week or so after that, but I would imagine he could be located at the rusty spoon or sickly wicket or whatever the taverns are called, which is why I had Trumpaladin go to a tavern - to talk to him and ask about cannons.
The remaining 23 pirates are still dead, but we have material, and I had Trumpaladin produce "calm emotions" scrolls to aid in the resurrection. I was going to resurrect them anyways to use them to make potions and such
>Are you sure they'll take part in the assault
No, but GM hinted that Port Barry's are willing mercenaries
>>38092
He'll want his stuff back. I think the costs will probably outweigh the benefits
>>38082
>It could also take a week to move an army to the capital
It might take a week to move an army by land. But The Court City is located on a river. Korak, when he first told us about the Court City, said he could take us there in his ship, The Jolly Cunt, telling us that the river is navicable even by a galleon as far as to the Court City. And we also happen to have The Jolly Cunt as a party resource, including cannons that haven't even been counted, even if we haven't explored it yet. We can put troops in it, and sail it to the Court City. Any excess Troops or resources that don't fit in it can go in either of two Caravels that we also have and have not used.
The Court City is 80 miles away. By water it's longer, maybe 120 miles, but even if a sailing ship only goes 5 miles per hour - with only half decent winds and needing to tact - it can get there in 24 hours, because sailing ships don't need to rest unlike horses.
>But what if GM changes his mind and the river is not Navicable
Sparintenar is at the mouth of the river on the Ocean. It's a great place to take the troops half way there, disembark, and meet up with Sparintenar allies before going to the Court City, while also by passing Cardishore and any resistance it may give. We would probably want to stop in Sparintenar anyways to meet up with friendly forces
>>38095
He'll want a lot of things back, I am not sure it would be worth it
>It could also take a week to move an army to the capital
It might take a week to move an army by land. But The Court City is located on a river. Korak, when he first told us about the Court City, said he could take us there in his ship, The Jolly Cunt, telling us that the river is navicable even by a galleon as far as to the Court City. And we also happen to have The Jolly Cunt as a party resource, including cannons that haven't even been counted, even if we haven't explored it yet. We can put troops in it, and sail it to the Court City. Any excess Troops or resources that don't fit in it can go in either of two Caravels that we also have and have not used.
The Court City is 80 miles away. By water it's longer, maybe 120 miles, but even if a sailing ship only goes 5 miles per hour - with only half decent winds and needing to tact - it can get there in 24 hours, because sailing ships don't need to rest unlike horses.
>But what if GM changes his mind and the river is not Navicable
Sparintenar is at the mouth of the river on the Ocean. It's a great place to take the troops half way there, disembark, and meet up with Sparintenar allies before going to the Court City, while also by passing Cardishore and any resistance it may give. We would probably want to stop in Sparintenar anyways to meet up with friendly forces
>>38095
He'll want a lot of things back, I am not sure it would be worth it
>>38096
I can get new swag. A lot of it was pretty much tailored to him anyway, and still reeks of his personality.
I Tracy gets Weapon Focus in her daggers, she might not need the sword so much, now that she has her Ever-whirling chain.
>by river
How many boats do we own?
I can get new swag. A lot of it was pretty much tailored to him anyway, and still reeks of his personality.
I Tracy gets Weapon Focus in her daggers, she might not need the sword so much, now that she has her Ever-whirling chain.
>by river
How many boats do we own?
>>38098
I'm not giving up my portion of the loot, and I really would rather not lose the ship and the two dozen pirates unless we got a sweet deal out of it
>how many ships
Two or three caravels, and a galleon
I'm not giving up my portion of the loot, and I really would rather not lose the ship and the two dozen pirates unless we got a sweet deal out of it
>how many ships
Two or three caravels, and a galleon
>>38102
He could probably escape pretty easily like that.
Better to just offer him something of ample value in return, like his swag back.
He could probably escape pretty easily like that.
Better to just offer him something of ample value in return, like his swag back.
>>38107
Not really.
Zombies aren't capable of all of the things they were in life. They're mindless after all.
Not really.
Zombies aren't capable of all of the things they were in life. They're mindless after all.
>>38103
>We can take an entire army, including siege engines and logistical support, to the Court City in a little over a day, with an overnight stop in Sparentinar to meet up with allies there
HUZZAH!
>We can take an entire army, including siege engines and logistical support, to the Court City in a little over a day, with an overnight stop in Sparentinar to meet up with allies there
HUZZAH!
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>>38089
When you cast Planar Ally without a patron deity, can you seek out the general kind of creature you're trying to summon, or will it just be any outsider in coherence with your philosophical alignment? Can you seek-out creatures you have knowledge of?
When you cast Planar Ally without a patron deity, can you seek out the general kind of creature you're trying to summon, or will it just be any outsider in coherence with your philosophical alignment? Can you seek-out creatures you have knowledge of?
>>38111
Checked.
>If you serve no particular deity, the spell is a general plea answered by a creature sharing your philosophical alignment.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Greater_Planar_Ally
Is what I was looking at.
Checked.
>If you serve no particular deity, the spell is a general plea answered by a creature sharing your philosophical alignment.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Greater_Planar_Ally
Is what I was looking at.
>>38113
Huh. I'm still not sure how a cleric is supposed to cast spells in the first place without a patron deity, but fug it
Huh. I'm still not sure how a cleric is supposed to cast spells in the first place without a patron deity, but fug it
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>>38113
Also, I don't know anything about deities in this game, and neither does Tracy. Tracy has 2 ranks in Knowledge Religion, but religion isn't really a thing in Equestria.
What does it actually mean to serve a deity in this Game?
Also, I don't know anything about deities in this game, and neither does Tracy. Tracy has 2 ranks in Knowledge Religion, but religion isn't really a thing in Equestria.
What does it actually mean to serve a deity in this Game?
>>38118
>summon an ebil
Idk what deities exist in The Game, but I at least wanted Tracy to make some contact with some Outsiders that matched her alignment, sort of like a "deal with the daemon" kind of scenario.
Is there a place I can read about ebil gods, rituals, and the outer planes for this game?
>summon an ebil
Idk what deities exist in The Game, but I at least wanted Tracy to make some contact with some Outsiders that matched her alignment, sort of like a "deal with the daemon" kind of scenario.
Is there a place I can read about ebil gods, rituals, and the outer planes for this game?
Tracy: *reads Necronomicon*
Trumpaladin: "What are you doing Tracy?"
Tracy: "reading up on the outer Gods"
Trumpaladin: "But that's heresy!"
*pulls out chain sword, ready to smite heretic*
Tracy: "Oh Flashy, I am a devotee of the Chaos God Slaanesh, Prince of Pleasure. God of Lust and Greed, among other things."
*bats eyes at Flashy*
*assumes a addictive pose*
"You want to see some of what I've learned?"
Trumpaladin: *backs away slowly*
*runs*
Tracy: *continues reading*
\r
Trumpaladin: "What are you doing Tracy?"
Tracy: "reading up on the outer Gods"
Trumpaladin: "But that's heresy!"
*pulls out chain sword, ready to smite heretic*
Tracy: "Oh Flashy, I am a devotee of the Chaos God Slaanesh, Prince of Pleasure. God of Lust and Greed, among other things."
*bats eyes at Flashy*
*assumes a addictive pose*
"You want to see some of what I've learned?"
Trumpaladin: *backs away slowly*
*runs*
Tracy: *continues reading*
\r
>>38123
If Tracy is looking for a religion, her fiancé would be overjoyed if she joined him in Football
If Tracy is looking for a religion, her fiancé would be overjoyed if she joined him in Football
i g2g for an hour or two
I guess I should probably bake,....