Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
Claiming Songbird as waifu
>>36660>Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
I said it when Torc fucked death, and I'll say it again
Its not really plans anymore, its more ideas of why its happening this way. What happens from there is anyone's guess.
Fucking turn back on gets>>36665
Fuck your math
And that is why I went for the pali Xp
You clever bastard
>>36669>inb4 he turns off palis too
So I alluded to it in OP but yes, finding "the right gnome(s)" isn't going to be easy, and gnomes are difficult to interact with and roleplay
as it is. I'm telling you this as a meta explanation of why Torcuil hasn't been successful yet. There are all kinds of workshops, and that's just the ground level. The city walls actually lead to the edge of a cliff, where in segmented and burrowed-into-the-cliff-face levels a sprawling and often disorderly oasis of autistic creativity has been made. Tools and gadgets whirl and move of their own accord, pidgeons fly everywhere this way and that, all of whom carry a tiny scroll or pouch, its all the romanticism and innovation of the renaissance writ large, except with a hint of gnomish tactless-ness. Welcome to Krenshal.
That'd be one hell of a script to get all palis desu
>>36672>disorderly oasis of autistic creativity
I fucking like it. Also, I know nothing of gnomes so I guess its research time.
Torc's is amazed by the intrestingness of it all, and then begins to look for a town map or something of the likes.
There is an empty booth with a blood splotch on one side that says "Information", but there's no one seated there at the moment. Other than that, there don't seem to be any distinguishably evident areas. There's a mess of hallways and doors, but gnomes are quick and efficient on their feet and leave no room for an obviously out-of-place fellow to slip in amidst the bustle.
"Well that's just great"
Welp, my best idea is for Torc to polynorph into a gnome and slip in.
That's completely unnecessary.... And bizarrely creative. DO IT
>>36662sad but true...
Well what would you do Mr. Highandmightypaladin?INB4 he requests a banhammer as a new weapon>>36678
No, you can try that. Don't fall in.
What did he mean by this?
I guess Torc's doing it then
>>36676oh that's a beautiful idea. I had thought that if I quit the game and Trumpaladin showed up in s future version as a Blackguard Villian, he'd have an obnoxious Warhammer as a weapon that he could point at any player and freeze their actions for d8 rounds or something like that
Well, I would talk to the gnomes, figure out what they want and like and don't like, then ask for the information I want, then use my knowledge of the gnome's motivations to arrange a deal that gets me what I want.
But your "have sex with the gnomes" idea seems more entertaining to watch. Try it
I promise you thats not what I'm planning.
Plus, its easier to get information when you don't look like a complete and total outsider.
Plus I need someone who can do what I'm looking for before I start making deals.
What if they're really pretty gnomes?
What if GM says "fuck your plans" and you get >raped again?
Behind the first of the otherwise "gnomes only" doors, Torcuil finds the beginnings of a long hallway, with gears, sprockets, and shafts lining the halls and intersections. It appears that a certain degree of power is transmitted throughout the city by way of mechanical devices.
>>36686Does this tower have an anti-shrine, where I can get guidance on how to be moar ebil or become moar powerful? Something like the Yuzuhara shrine to soccer?
You mean the whorehouse? Where people beat eachother senseless and then have fivilous and copious amounts of contractual sex (hetero only)? Yes, there is such a place. You can decorate it with divegrass iconography if you like.
>>36689>dive grass imagery
NOW it's getting burned down
Are there signs?>>36684
I'll play a reverse card and fuck the plans
>>36689I wanted to go there for a long time , but then she got pregnant and I thought getting beat-up might be bad..
I have her check it out sometime.>tfw Thez being there for an extended period literally makes the site Unholy>>36690
you to try to burn down Thez's hive.
If it must be done to purge the evil, so be it
That's getting into "nuke it from orbit" territory
It could happen, it would require the right timing.>makes unholy
That was when she was diabolical, its not a given anymore
She established/conquered/etc it while she was diabolical, right?
Also, does the tower have a machine that can produce masterwork daggers and/or lances? I want to make some more.
How does a poner throw a lance?
A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both. The Lance-head machine uses denze metal stamped in an octagonal shape with a hexagonal spear-point, barbed on one side.
There's a bunch of dagger machines. Which one?
I'm a retard and got lance and javelin confused, carry on.
With the animated demon-gauntlets.
The magick Hoers-shoes allow both her and
her rider to make Spirited Charge attacks, so she can do Triple Damage with a single strike from a lance while she's charging.>>36698>A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both
Can she use her daggers as lance heads? That way, it could be adjustable.>Which one?ALL
I g2g for a bit..
All u need to do in that event is strap a dagger to a pole. I can hold lots of poles and sticks in that bag Thez gave Tracy.>>36700
Lance or javelin, there's a technique for it
What's the optimal material for making the poles out of?>There's a bunch of dagger machines.
Is there a dagger machine that can make magical daggers?>>36703
GM, you said something about enchantments on Armor? What can I get for a Fae sized chain shirt?
GM, did Torc see any signs?
There are a number of canon and non-canon options. What are your interests? Speed? Strength?>>36706
Oh no. I mentioned don't fall in, but I forgot to mention don't get lost.
Torc ducks into a workshop to catch his breath and find his bearings.
This is gonna get really shitty real quick, isn't it?
Eeek! I didn't realize there were so many options. Um, both strength and speed sound amazing. What is there Strengthwise? Or speed wise? Or AC wise?\r
A grumpy gnome extends their hands expectantly. "Whda'dyoubringme,Ihaven'tgotalldayyourandomnewbiewhogottheirpositionbecauseof,..." she has the presence of mind to stop at this point.>>36710
That depends on the effect. I know the classic "paladin"route is a big shiny suit of plates, but thats low energy bullshit. Piece-mail is where its at. You can have a spaulder + murder, a chest-plate of eating faces, a girdle (giant strength or w/e),Bracers of salted earth,... My point is, if you are creative enough you can have whatever array you want. You just have to decide on it and be willing to wait the requisite time.
I swear, you guys all hate me.
Torc jumps back a bit, starteed by the gattling gun of words infront of him.
"Hold up, slow down. I'm not from around here, so stop with the requesting. Second, who are you?"
All on Fae?
I've recently become enamoured by the way Templar knights are depicted. In most images they are completely covered in armor, and you can often see that they are wearing chain mail suits underneath plate armor... Just like Trumpaladin. It's just a beautiful way of saying "good luck hitting me under 30+ AC."
I'm less of a fan of the way Templar horses are depicted. They have white cloth on them that makes them look like Ku Klux Klan horses. Now, now, the really sexy horse armor that I like is the Cataphract armor of the Byzantines, Sassanids, and Armenians. THAT is how you armor a horse.
Unfortunately I don't think I'll be Cataphract-ing Fae, since there is a mobility penalty for anything heavier than light armor. Chain shirt is the heaviest in that catagory, although I like the aesthetics of my little pony partial plate better. The coolest enchantments are etherealness and dimension door. I absolutely intend to try to get a belt of strength for her at some time, since I want her strength up.
I can wait for all of that. But in the meantime, a +4 AC chain shirt is desired
Did you get all those pics from Australia?
Fuck you opera browser. Here's the pics of sexy Byzantine horse armor
[4d20 = 31]>>36712
A quartet of exceptionally well-armored gnomes rush you with words and force.
Fuck, lets see.
Torc stops the polymorph and tries to reason with them
"Listen, I'm not here to cause harm. I'm here to make a very large purpose, and I'm willing to pay lots for it."
>>36718>welcome to the gnomeish gulags
Upon successful grapple from the group, who immediately bombard him with a deluge of "Lookathisguyhere""Thisguyhere?"YouKNOWit!""Yeahthisguyhere""Whataboutthisguyhere?""Hethoughthewasgoingtosneakhiswayinasagnome,probablyusingapolymorphspell""apolymorphspellyousay?""indeed,itcertainly,..."he trails off, for a gnome that is, before snffing Torcuil in the armpit area. "Newlygnomish,hedisplaycharacteristicsofagnomebutonewhoknowsnoknoledgeofhygeneorpersonalcareandiscertaintodevelopirritatedfingersydromeovertimewhichissomethingANYgnomewouldbebletovoid.NoImcallingitnowthisgnomeisaFRAUD!"
"Oh fuck everyone last one of you all, I'M HERE FOR BUISNESS!"
Why you so rude all the time? You'll get further if you are polite and civil
>>36723>the irony was lost on Trump's faggot
I already tryed in >>36718
unless GM didn't see it
[4d20 = 26]>>36722
They stop for a moment. Then they begin to laugh amongst themselves.
"Heyguyswhenwasthelasttimeosmeonewashereforsomereasonoranother""Hastherebeenatimewheresomeonewasnt'thereonsuperimportantbusiness?""NotthatIcanrecall.Isayweturnhimupside-downandshakeouthispockets.""Thatseemsthebestapproach.Onthreethen?" and then in unison "Onetwothree,HO"
[1d20 = 9]>>36726
"Okay you little shits."
Torc teleports out of their grasp
Roll to try and do it before they shake him down.
"Listen, I don't want to harm you. I just want to buy something."
try speaking there language.
I resign to my shitty fate
Okay, here we go
Now that's more like it!
Where are you getting money from though?
Torc can basically use anytype of seell and do anything if I can't find a meme for it, money can grow on a fucking tree for all he cares
I fucking swear autocorrect is messing with me, but it isn't fucking on
Just offer them your body. It's what you have with you anyways
Torc ain't a prostitute>>36735
This guy fucking gets it
Can Tracy develop an uber-slick, jet-black studded-leather, spiked motorcycle suit, that fits to her form?
I want something light-wight and mobile, that blends into the night and allows her easy breathing to do all of her tricks. Black would also bring out her mane. If combining leather with metal is an option, I'd adore that, because that's how you make a real suit of ghost-pony armor.
Torcuil makes this outburst while upside down.
The gnomes start shaking him vigorously, spilling out whatever not-tightly secured equipment, contents, or available property.
Also, pockets for pulling things out quickly would be nice too; would also be good for concealing things.
they better thank their gnome god infernuis didn't go.
"Well since that didn't work,
I guess I'll have to be big enough.
For both of us."
Pic related appears and releases a sonic screech, hopefully
I thought that was what you have right now?
If you conceal a dagger with a Sleight of Hand check while in front of someone, can you make a Sneak Attack with it while observed?
GM said it was left out.
Just ask Torcuil or Trumpaladin or someone who already has those things
>>36748>who already has those things
It's not much help if someone else is wearing it.
I could have sworn that is 100% what you have now. You can pull out weapons with the quick draw feat. It's my favorite feat
I mean ask to have theirs
Thats cuz the quiver Thez gave. The suit is still in the works
>>36750> It's my favorite feat
Did you take it?
Of courseI actually haven't specified all of my feats...
Gnomes are stunned. Not enough to drop or release Torcuil, but enough to stop them with carting him off for the moment.
Torc tries to teleport out of their grasp, probaly ~20 feet away
Tracy is in the force, working on her repeating bow-gauntlet.
She also make as Screaming Bolt.
After that, she feeds her birds, and goes up to the holodeck to practice finessing her chain and getting a handle of it's abilities.
"Ana will you sing me a song?"
"I know you don't want to kill her either... She'd make a great consort. I mean cohort."
He didn't actually say that in front of her, did he?
I hope he did, should be entertaining a shit to see how it plays out
I was going to say yes, he says that to her, but the way you ask that question implies that he really shouldn't say that
*jerks around, accidentally nicking herself on the edge of a new dagger as she whirls*
"I'm sorry, Flashy; I was busy and didn't hear you. What did you say just now?"
"Do you want to kill Trollestia?"
"Yes." she says, flatly.
"Then why are you playing arts and craft right now rather than killing her while you have the chance?"
>>36768Nonsense. Paladins don't lie, and neither does Trump.>>36770
"I can kill her any time I feel. Would you like to start now?"
>>36768It was a question. There was no statement. It can't be a lie because it can't be true or false>>36771
"Why are you putting it off?"
You asked what he said>>36772
You replied with a statment that was not what you said, therefore lyingPlz no ban
Btw, i mention in the last thread that she'd moved her birds to aniother room. She pushed the furniture out of one of the VIP suites and left them there; they're currently chowing down on a pile of ground elephant and scrambled yolks in the center of the room (they should be big enough to eat it themselves now).>>36772
"I wanted to wait until you were ready.">>36773That's the joke.
Well then I answered a different question. But it's really the same question, just approached a different way. The question is "if you want to kill this bitch, then why are you playing ninja with chains, or crafting macaroni images, or whatever you're doing, rather than killing her while we have the chance?"
She'd kill her even if the tower were full, so she doesn't actually see it as a chance.
Oh shut up. Tracy obviously doesn't mean she wants him to repeat what he said. She wants him to clarify his intentions. That's what he's doing
Also, Tracy's faggot wants to get at least 1 feat per weak.
"As I have said before I do not want to kill her. But waiting is making me anxious. Soon, or never. Make up your mind. I prefer the latter, but it is your choice"
*taps wand against dagger*
"I'm ready, Flashy.
Just go to the stables and make your move. I'll be lurking."
Tracy rummages through her bag and pulls out the old Conceal Alignment scroll she got months ago at the shop
"That bitch alwats greeted me with that obnoxious smile every time I enter the stables before we put the dividers up; I'm going to take a minute to make sure she's caught off guard this time.
I'll make my move the moment after you do, Flashy, so be ready."Remember he has the Shackles and the rope.
*gestures over to a prepared barrel of pure grain alcohol*
"Make sure that sword of yours is drunk off his saddle before you start."
This gonna be good.
Is GM kill for now?
[1d20+17 = 18]
With that Tracy vanishes.
Rolling to Move Silently across the tower as she gets ready.
Also, Detect Good, to ensure the cunt is in the stables>>36781This is part of the reason why I was waiting. The forest should be burning down as we shitpost, but idk anymore...
[1d20+17 = 30]>>36782>*trips and falls face flat, knocking over furniture as she goes*
"I.. I'm okay...!"
*Slinks off once again, deciding to wait a few minutes before she goes back towards the stables*
"Very well. We'll do it tonight. Now think of a full strategy while I go take some measurements for Fae to fit her into new armor, and then get her set up in the holodeck to train for multi attack, while my faggot goes to see a movie."
>>36784What movie?>Once again I can't do anything ingame without GM
Why this always happen to me?
We can Train our animals for feats? Can Tracy train her birds?
Would that mean Torc could train.......
Why do I always forget Torc has a Snek? Maybe I should unbind him from the staff so I alway remember.
A big ass snake would be great for scaring some dwarves
You should make a Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.>>36788>unbind
Make the staff intelligent and animated, then give it the ingrained special purpose of "Protect Torc" and give it extraordinary powers for said purpose.
>>36789>Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.Actually, do those for Tracy and her birds too.
You sudgestion has been noted and will be considered>enlarge potion
Mr. Snek is already ~20ft long, and thats enough for me>magic fang potion>Rangers lvl1 can cast it as a spell
I want to dual class more now, but not a bad idea
I'm accessorizing the hell out of my kitty, that I know.>>36786
Coco. I've seen it before and I'm now dragging a friend to see it. I like how it has what seems to be an Aztec Dragonne in it
hey if trollestia could teach you about being a ranger i probably could to.
That post is actually the reason I hoped Tracy/Trump's child would be a cenataur
See you guys later, I gtg
>>36793Doesn't it normally take an Epic Check in Handle Animal and at least one whole year to Train a Magical Beast for things?
How many ranks did you put into Handle Animal? Help train Tracy while you're at it, if you can.
God dammit, I thought I wouldn't be so long
That's alright.>tfw need to cook for family soon
Tracy is snooping around the Tower in stealth, making sure Troll is in the stables before Trump goes there.
How many of y'all are going to be lurking tonight? I'm probably not going to play tomorrow, since it's the holidays.
I'm back and lurking
My friend is pissed off because Coco is an incredibly sad movie and it made him cry...
I may be able to play later. I want to either kill that unicorn or make her a Paladin's mount, but one of the two (or both?). I hope GM will be on long enough for that
So Torcuil's teleportation would work, positioning him away from the cluster of gnomes manhandling him.
He unpolymorphes and throws down his snek staff, bringing Mr. Snek into play.
"OkaylistennoworI'mleaving. Idon'twanttohurtyou. Ijustwishtobuyarobotmadebyyourpeopel'shandiwork. Ihavenotbeeninthislandlong,butIhavealreadyheardthatyourpeoplearemastercraftsmen. Ididnotwishtocauseproblemswithmydeception,butitseemedtheonlywaytogetintothecity. Iunderstandifyoudenymeservice,butIwishfornomorefighting."
Torc then doublesover, catching his breath from talking so quickly.
Mr. Snek: >hiss
The gnomes look at eachother speechless for a moment, before breaking into a small round of applause. An older one approaches. "Thatwasprettygoodyoungfella,youspeakhalfdecentgnomish(whichisn'tanindependantlanguageitsjustonethatsspokenreallyfast.Mostcommoners,thatsyoufolkwhospeakbasiccommon,nevergettheknackforitandalwaysenduptellingustotalkslowlywhichonlymakesthemmoremadwhenwedoforsomereason.Soyouwantaroboteh?Whatlevelofsophisticationarewetalkinghere?There'syourbasicgolemofwhatevermaterialsyougotortherearecompositeconstructslikeshieldguardiansandthelike."
>>36804>>36805>to gnomish didn't read.
Torc looks ready to shoot himself realizing that it wasn't the fact they ignored his pleas, its the fact they didn't like him speaking slow.
Torc grabs Mr. Snek, and uses the staff like a walking stick.
He said he was looking for someone too make a robot, not asking the ones infront of him you idiot
>>36805>Torc's autism was up to the task
Good for him.
>>36807drawcab kaeps ohw elpoep eht litnu tiaw tsuJ
Tracy confirms with her detection abilities that Troll is in fact in the stables.
Yes, though she seems unusually wary today. Everything looks and smells normal.
"thez you sing me a song?"
>>36811tluciffid s'taht gniylpmi<>>36813
uoy ot no s'ehs
[1d20+5 = 23]>>36813
*grabs bag in stables and leaves nonchalantly*
Sense Motive check to get a hunch if she's caught wind of something
Not so much>>36759
"RIght now? Uhm,... I don't know too many upbeat songs.">>36814
^^>>36815Hye, smoe ehva a drah miet ithw ti. Yur'ou pbbrloay efni w/ arcsdelb oto he?
The way she's eyeballin', she definitely suspects Tracy of something.
"as long as it from the heart me will like it."
>>36817Ym tusami nskwo on miilst
Btw, can Tracy use the fluids she collected for Barry's corpse to make AIDS-coated daggers?
Also, I forgot, do you need to roll for Sneak Attacks when you're using poison?>>36818
Tracy sticks her tongue out at Troll like she does every day, and leaves in a huff.
Start at :55>>36821
No, the poison is automatic upon doing damage, the fortitude save is to determine if the individual's immune response is effective or not.
What's the fortitude save for AIDS? (yeah, I was serious)
We got off topic
Plz see >>36807
*wipes away a tear*
"that song almost as beautiful as you ana."
Barry doesn't have AIDS, he has spastic colon.>>36824
The older one crosses his arms, placing one hand at his chin."Thatservesasamount?That'sgoingtorequiresomesophisticatedbio-sumlatoryengineering.Againthequestionarises,howspphisticatedarewetalking?"
"I thought you'd like that one. Its one of the few I know thats in German. And what has you in such a sentimental mood today?"
Is that contagious?
I'm trying to buff my biological arsenal.
No, its not, its just very painful.
Trumpaladin's faggot arrives at a bar after like 30 minutes of driving, and is ready for his character to finally kill, fuck or marry this damned unicorn
Just use Tracy's blood if you want to kill enemies with syphilis or super AIDS
I already said she's resistant to STDs. And she needs to keep her body healthy, because those diseases fuck-up fetuses.
Don't neglect the scene on our behalf but,... yeah I do get a kick out of the idea of you reaching through your phone to take swings at a unicorn>>36832
The ones Tracy knows of,....
>>36821>"where are you little pony? You know only a magical weapon can harm her. Is the cane sword enchanted in that way? Use its gust power if she charges you later or if she uses obscuring mists. Do you want to borrow Suigoto? She has +3 enchantment"
How many doors that will let a horse through are there at the stable? Can we lock it? Where can locks be obtained?
There's not really doors. Rooms are connected by open archways or corridors that connect areas.
You're shitting me. There is nothing we can close?
>>36834>'I'm near the stables. Go for it; I'll be there.'
Your character has Magic Weapon as a 1st level spell, and so does Tracy. Damage Reduction isn't an issue.
And yes. Her sword is magical, as are three of her daggers.>>36835
Just do the deed as soon as you get the chance. She'll get suspicious if you try to lock the door. She's a >>36836
Is there a corner she can hide around?
Tracy is crouching ~60-ft away from the stables, trying to figure out how many rounds her conceal Alignment scroll lasts, keeping an eye on the stables as she does.
She moves around a corner before she does that.
"WellIwantittohaveapersonality,forstarters. Designwise... onemoment."
Torc picks up his tome and rips out an empty page. He sketches pic related but in greyscale.
"ThisistheroughshapeIwouldlike. Proballyabout4feettallorso. Maybeasmall3inchcannonthatfoldoutifpossible."
Torc takes another moment to catch his breath
>>36838>do the deed
She's a freaking demigod. Not a regular horse. It would take Trump almost four full rounds to kill her if almost ever attack landed
>>36838>"are you sure you don't want to set chains across the entrance? Or set up stakes? Anything to keep her from running away?"
He lifts his glasses from his eyes and wipes his face. "Idon'tknowifyourealizethisbutgivingconstructsanidentityisn'tsomethingyoujust"do",thatrequiresingenuityandcreativitythatdoesn'tjustspringoutofnowhere,andifitwaspossibleyouwouldhavetobeafull-timeparticipantinitsconstruction.Imean,howimportantisthisthingtoyou?You'reessentiallydescribingaconstructartifact,entirelycustomandunique."
Try the shackles then the rope, or at least get a blow on her.>demigod
Like I give a shit. That only means moar XP
She's just a 13th level encounter. Her facing Trumpaladin and Tracy together is hardly a battle: it's a murder
. The most Tracy has to worry about is getting hit by one of those Good Domain spells.>>36842>'She won't fall for that crap. She's already on to me. Do your thing, and don't choke.'
A non-descript citizen walks up and whispers in Thez' ear.
"Uhm,... there's something I need to take care of." <whoooof>
The citizen bows briefly, then departs.
"me get sad around winter time, me never had family to celebrate with."
She has a +22 melee attack and also smite evil. She can kill Tracy in three rounds. But more importantly she can run away. The rope is weak. It could be destroyed by her. The shackles require a successful grapple, and she's bigger than him, she'd win a grapple check.
Torc seems a bit shocked by this statement. Torc reflects a minute on if he really wants this. He considers what it would mean.
"Pleasegivemejustaminute,ifyoudon'tmind."Fuck, now you have me questioning this.
Trumpaladin places the rope and shackles in his tie, and then enters the stables.
He has a sorrowful expression as he approaches Trollestia. He positions himself between the entryway and her
Boi he bout to fucking do it
*goes back to the tower.*
As Infernius enters, Thez whispers from an unknown location, "Act natural"
[1d20+17 = 36]>>36847
Don't be a bitch.
Tracy has him to heal her anyway.>she can run away
Then they'll follow her.>shackles require a grapple check>bigger than him
What about that night he used them on Tracy?
Either way, just do what you think is best; just do it
If you don't think the bindings will work, just go for a full attack and hope you land a 20, then they'll hunt her down.
Tracy is hidden around the corner, and now activates her True strike and Conceal alignment scrolls.
Rolling to Move Silently around the corner.
"why? whats wrong?"
And he says to her "hello Troll..."
Torc then remembers how much of a fith wheel he can feel like
"Trouble, maybe, I'm not sure myself."
This from around a different corner.>>36859
"Greetings, paladin Trump. What business?"
Detect Good one more time, to make sure Troll isn't using a Decoy of some sort.
Is left entirely stupefied before her, staring
>>36860Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc
*follows her voice*
>>36863>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>'Kill her!'>*uncontrollable bloodlust surges into his mind and fills him to the brim*
And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
Trump has positioned himself as between troll and the exit as possible
She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
Thez comes out of ethereal in the center of the hallway, drawing Trollestia's attention, as well as Trump and Tracy's.
>>36866>"I thought you wanted to catch her flat footed with a sneak attack as I distracted her"
"OH COME ON! You decide to show up finally and it's now and here!"
Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.>>36874
Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
Incase you didn't pick up, I wanna get Torc to the tower
Roll the dice or it doesn't count>"No! Abandon plan!"
[3d20 = 17]>>3687 →
Can I'z mount Troll?
Trumpaladin backs away and slips out of the room
>>36879>'There are no brakes on this train'>implying you roll for Sneak Attacks
What was that? The fortitude for the Death attacks or the Reflex for the Sneak Attacks?
*blocks your path*
"not so fast!"
I TRIED to bring her last time, but SOMEONE said something about her being unsubtle
"Why? Let me pass"
Remember, those aren't attack rolls, those are saving throws. Trollestia takes a long-swipe up the side of her neck, while getting stabbed through the chest-plate (not ALL the way through her but most of the way) while another dagger disembowels her in sudoku-like efficiency.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
"what going on here?"
I'VE BEEN CATFISHED
Goddamn it. Fuck you Thez. Fuck you.
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
"I can't be here right now. Stand aside"
[3d20 = 40]>>36887
"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
Nevermind. I misread that scene. Trumpaladin says "clever girl" and leaves the room
Oh relax, its far more complicated than you think.>>36892
Yes, Ponimaru is good, and in this case was polymorphed to appear as Trollestia in exchange for a previous favor she did for him. Meta, so no immediate responses, just shock and awe.>>36894
Already? You're attacking?
[4d20 = 51]>>36894
"LEAVE TRACY ALONE!"
Quick draw Vanderien. draw ring shield.
>>36896>Torc wasn't catfished
Pushing Trump should require its own action, shouldn't it?
Does she get an Attack of opportunity?>>36887
"What did I tell you about being a white-knight?!"
*shoves body in the bag and disappears into the Ethereal plane*
"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is taking
initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
You can get the body or you can jaunt. You cannot do both in the same round. Pick one
Gif didn't attach, and won't fucking attach
Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
"What the fuck are you wankstains doing?"
Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
He has insane strength. That round of attacks would kill her I think
[1d20 = 13]
[1d20 = 3]
Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?>>36908
"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
Torc is going last, isn't he?
She says that out loud.>>36908>barrier
I'm confused. Is it keeping them out or holding her in?
Keeping them out. Now go to a nearby room, enter the material plane, go to Flashy so he can heal you, mount you, and the two can flee to Mexico
She does this.
Then she flies off with him to the forest which is still on fore, frothing at the mouth.
Trumpaladin uses his dimension door helm to go to a room in the tower on a different floor, then calls Tracy as mount
Alright, so the 16 and the 19 would have hit, but drawing a sword is a move action without the requisite feat, meaning Infernius could charge and
draw his weapon, or he could attack w/ fists. Since he's unarmed, he could attempt a grapple for both without drawing an attack of opportunity, having ahem
grappled with Thez on so many occasions.>>36904
K, you got a 20 so I'll put you in second.
At the last moment, Vandereim veers off of course, causing a miss. "Lad, this doesn't seem anything like ye. and I doont know if I can be a part of it.">>36903
No, I'll allow both.>>36912>3
Them out, but its very weak and obviously improvised.
Thez takes a deep breath, while from the entrance an emerging Gestapo specialist enters and yells out in unison. "We're under attack,"/"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"
Adm. Torc yells at the specialist "By fucking WHAT MAN?"
Torc throws snek staff and wraps Mr. Snek around him, then draws both pistols.
"No, I don't want any part of this, but Tracy expects things from me. She expects me to attack her attackers when she is attacked"
Hold on tiger, you used up your move gathering the body and going ethereal where there's the pile of undead.
Thez <shoooomp> meshes in and gestures.
"I don't know how long the seal I put up will hold them, but there they are. I don't know why they're there, but I doubt its a random occurrence, and this guy back here (meaning material) seems to have more information."
Let's say that Trumpaladin Dimension doors out of the scene, and calls Tracy in the new room
"The dead!" the man says, not fearfully but desperately. "Legions"
[angry monster noises]>>36924
Stay there faggot. Don't make her use-up a turn finding him.
Torc turns to Thez looking for an explanation
"The fuck are legions?"
Too late faggot, is he beating/grappeling or is he drawing a weapon and smash?
"She made the little weeb take the hit for her. I don't believe it!"
[furious nightmare noises]
And get attacked by Infernius or Thez? No way in hell hes staying behind after being caught. Not a chance in hell. Not even for an invasion. He'd dimension door to a room, call Tracy, heal her, call Fae and ask her what is going on, and then go to the monestary to fetch his soldiers and figure out what to do from there. Also, Tracy could be killed by Infernius if she reappeared in that room. She should appear in a different room
GM, is there anyway Torc cpuld get Troll to show up?
Just move outside the stables.
Yeah fuck you he's gone before your move
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
Infernius would grapple. No. That's stupid
He's not going to grapple after the Gestapo show up. Stay there.
[Furious nightmare noises]
"Imagine being surrounded on all sides, on 3 dimensions instead of 2 (spherical geometry) and you've got an idea. The ethreal plane should be considered compromised,">>36932
Oh she's outside the tower, and she's going full alicorn. She's pissed.
So with Infernius grappling, Tracy needs to roll 2 d20 saving throws.
[1d20 = 8]>>36937
Grapple gives an attack of opportunity. Draw suigoto and attack of opportunity
Then fucking flash step the hell out of there
Why you attack the healer when meta reveals the undead are attacking? It doesn't stop the grapple either.
"Welp, that sucks ass."
Torc heads outside to see how this is going down. What he see?
so we are surrounded on multiple planes?
BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! THE UNDEAD CAN WAIT UNTIL HE IS SAFE
[2d20 = 18]>>36939
Can she escape grapple with her escape artist check? She has 5 ranks in it.>>36944
Relax. He's not getting killed.
The attack of opportunity does. He has a +16 base, a +5 strength, +3 suigoto and rolled an 8 against Infernius's 17 AC, which means the attack landed and did damage, so the grapple fails
>The dead always act as heralds of Legion's coming. In places of great death and destruction, where the dead are not buried, burned, or respected.
Wait, how did he grapple herwhile she was ethereal?>>36946
Stop attacking PCs. We've got more important shit.
The port is surrounded by a ring of darkness. Its not pure darkness like on the ethereal plane, its a scorched and empty decayed sort of darkness. Much is zombified, others are skeletal. Some aren't even specific creatures, they're just a collection of bones that happens to make a weird distorted bone murder shape. Its as though the collective natural deposits of the land have been animated to emerge and combine.
He's spooked. Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her, but Infernius and Thez should not have been there. He's running the fuck away until he's in a safe spot, then he'll figure out what the fuck to do from there
Nigger that's him fucking fleeing
"TROLL, CAN I GET A LIFT?"
i rush outside on uatchit.
Call Fae. Ask her what the hell that guy meant by "invasion"
He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.>>36949
Can Tracy go outside?
Where is Trollestia?
It's a tactical withdrawal
>>36955>He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.
Fuck you nigger. And leave my waifu alone
fuck you this is all your fault faggot.
She <whoooof> grabs onto Uatchit's underside.>>36955
There's a radiant rainbow presence above the Tower that is shooting beams of light into the intermittent encroachment of arial undead, if thats what you're askying.
Do what you want...>>36958>>36959
Fight the zombies first, faggots.
>>36961>oh hurr durr let me fuck the unicorn even though i know tracy would hate it.
He's still calling Tracy
Can Tracy get a closer look from a distance?>>36950>Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her
[angry nerd noises]
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
overreacton? you knew she would do it.
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
Thats a good point and nice dub 69's
Trump, what where you planning?>>36970
Does Troll give Torc a lift?
I'm the course of several rounds
Heal serous wounds on Tracy
Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)
asks Fae what the fuck is going on
No, I have no idea how she responds to things, and frankly she should never have known since she was away when it happened
How many Lay on Hands do you have left?
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
she has the scent abilty. she could smell it. and bullshit you knew you just didnt care.>>36970
GM what level is Torc? 15 or 16?
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
Sjhe would've immediately told him about the Spooky Scary Skeletons.>>36976
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
The whole town is covered in zombies.
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
"MEN TO THE GATE!!!!"
*flies to the gate.*
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it>scent ability
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
I can work with lvl 16>>36979
I guess Torc takes the docks.
"TROLL, WANNA GO FIGHT AT THE DOCKS AGAIN?"
Where are Tracy and Trump atm?
Tracy is still rabid, furious about what just happened.
All of this happens while I am on a phone in a social situation an hour away from home. Fuck me
whatever im tired of arguing.
lets save port barry from communist zombies.
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
He's on her back, right?
Tracy flies outside, still seething with rage.
To Fae>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
[frumious nightmare noises]
"Where is she?!"
Trollestia spins into a dive toward the docks "So long as parties can avoid killing me, lets tend to business.">>36986
Thez is murdering rampantly, but she can only take down 12 enemies per round, and there's literally thousands. It would take days.
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
[3d20 = 24]>>36992
i land at the main gate and start fighting.
how many are my men are there?
"WHERE IS SHE?!"
She's beside herself with rage.
"What a convenient time for an attack"
said no one ever
Use your Mass Heal spells. You could kill like 16 undead per turn that way.
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position
He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians
And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
I can't check the D&D wiki and this thread and drive at the same time
Torc heads towards the dock ready to cast a very good spell.
Has Tracy spotted Troll yet?>>37002
What are we going to do then?
Bee-line and rainbow-streaking toward the docks.>>36994
"Only a handful sir, the rest r scattered throughout the town at varying rally-points."
Where are the undead? We fight the undead on the way to the monestary
Is the forest still on fire?
[16d4 = 46]http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_Death
This should fucking help at the docks.
"send word tell them to fight way over here."
*cure serous wounds mass*
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
1. Where are the undead
2. Where is trumps personal army
3. Where is Fae
Direct Geberajs and Spartans tabs Fae the gate. Direct Tracy and self to sewers
[3d20 = 37]>>37006
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
She has Great Cleave, can she attack again?
K So now Tracy and Infernius are attending the Main gates. Thez is wading through the hoardes. Troll/Torc are going to the docks, who is going to the sewer? > Thinks Infernius
[4d20 = 40]>>37014
Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel
Rolling because Tracy's favor is
Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
[3d20 = 42]>>37020
Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
you guys can have the gate ill take the sewers.
While waiting for a responce to >>37008
Does Torc being lvl16 mean lvl8 spells now?
Yes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.>>37020
So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted
To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
im going to the sewers they can have the gate.
[3d20 = 22]>>37021
Can she strike again?>>37025>ducking seerss
[3d20 = 28]>>37027
"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
I can't roll or play right now. I won't be able to for 30 or more minutes. Just say Trumpaladin stats mounted on Tracy and swings at whatever enemies come near him. Some one do my rolls for me
So now Trump is going to the ducking seerss, followed by Infernius, leaving the front gate wide open and the docks still well tended by Torc/Troll. I assume Tracy is with Trump? And where are the human resources? The Gestapo is placed throughout the city, so can't be directed, and the Generals are at the stadium. The Fight Club is active, but location unknown.
We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers
You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
[3d20 = 26]>>37033
Shitposting while driving kills. Don't do it.
It'll be fine, just be ready to kill the unicorn by the end of the night.>>37029
[3d20 = 37]>>37035
Can she cleave again?
Tracy releases her chain and lets it dance.
You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
>has no idea wtf is happening
Where is Tracy? At the gates?
ill direct my men to tell the gestapo to get to the sewers as fast as possible.
trump is riding Tracy at the main gates and slashing enemies
The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
Does Torc's undeath to death do anything?
Also, what level spells can Torc use?
K, Main Gates, got it. That's a good choice.>>37042
Gestapo to sewers, confirmed. Is Infernius also?
Just keep throwing out memes.
Do dead memes do extra damage against undead?
We'll decide when we see them.
*is slashing her way through zombie*
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
He's the financal aid.
Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.
you should summon a Zombie killing pepe
[2d20 = 13]>>37055
"GO MY GLORIOUS FROGS, KILL THE UNDEAD!"
Torc makes 2 shots at the closest undead
Don't forget to have Snek defend you.
And the bard frogs begin to play, hoping to boost moralhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM>>37057>3
When does the encounter start?
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
Noted, waiting on Trump mostly
>>37059>Shadily meme-war version
Tracy is still slashing zombies, scorching the earth as she prowls the battlefield.
...And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there...
ah i remember the great meme war.
Ahh yes, where did you guys get deployed?
T'was great meme war indeed.
i was with the 420th Dank meme Battalion.
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
>>37068>tfw when I didn't have a battalion
I don't really know what I would be considering I did all my fighting with actual campaigning.>>37069>docks are contained>for now
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever
*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground
. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
"/pol/ days through good and bad."
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.>>37071
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
The scorching is involuntary. She's still pissed about being trolled.
which board were you with?
Slashing and slashing at undead, for all the time we've been there>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there>>37074
*pets pony to calm her*
I was in captured territory in the great meme war... We were unable to resist...
Captured by shills?
Leftist petite Bourgeoisie. A university and a government agency
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
[16d4 = 40]
I'm gonna try undeath to death again
Even the token Republicans hated Trump...>>37081
"Take out your anger on the undead, because I think that is the only chance you will get"
*Fucking decapitates Zombies because damn it Tracy isn't going to get all the fun*
i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
you should >rape first.
Pop, bang, piff, and other sounds of undead being deprived their source power and collapsing, but not enough to eliminate the strategic mass.>>37084
Gimme a quick rundown on the Gestapo
on my gestapo? or the real life gestapo?
"Tracy. I think you're going to have to let your grudge go">>37087
Can we assign some spartans and maybe the cute sex horse to start lauching projectiles through the trebucket and catapult at the undead masses over the walls?
Matters on the circumstances we're afforded.
Tracy is still slashing the dead, beside herself with rage.>>37090
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
>>37092She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
what do you wanna know?
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
You might wanna cast some Mass Heal spells on that thing...
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"
Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
I've got levels for them (hd wise) but I have no class or strategy for them. Are they group-centric or are they individual ninja staus?>>37093
Funny you ask that, A WHUDD sounds off near the gate.
Trumpaladin looks to see what it is
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.
[1d20+21 = 35]>>37094
What does Tracy see at the gates?>>37099
Can I get a Listen check to ell what's coming?
The Poo demon in the sewer got murdered. Not only the Gestapo, but the Fight Club showed up with Infernius. Quick and easy secure.
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
Only midnight in your timezone. you can take it
So a hearty and fair-skinned group of fellas who wanted to maintain peace and a measure of stability no matter who was in charge?>>37105
Sleep, this may
be resolved this time tomorrow, no hurry and its the holidays so here is to you as you are and as you will.
[hysterical nightmare noises]>>37107
I wanna cause drama right after the fight though...
>>37108>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.
*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
So, what happens for the rest of the night?>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?<WHUDDDD>
"It has to be tonight, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer!"
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
[increasingly hysterical monster noises]
Fuck yeah! Tell Slovenia to target it with both the trebuchet and the Catapult. Make the generals shoot at it with arrows
Charge the Giant, sword drawn!>>37119
"Charge the cloud giant!"
*points sword at it*
I need sleep, see you faggots tomorrow afternoon
Ready a full round attack when in range
i turn undead.
>>37121>charging>not using the lance for triple damage
She has two, use one of those and Smite Evil
Do a Spirited Charge with Tracy.>>37123
You can't do a full attack after charging unless you have the Dire Charge feat
Just shut the fuck up and get him close enough so he can damage the enemy
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
I was waiting on medium sized opponents
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
Human zombies are medium.
[4d20 = 48]>>37127
If he ever gets in range...
A Cloud giant is just barely too big to turn
Full round attack, with two smite evil attacks>>37129
I'll study the D&D wiki tomorrow
[1d20 = 17]>>37131
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?
Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
Oh yes, triple damage on that strike. Leg is kill.
I don't know actually
Can that be a ride-by attack?
Wiki says double damage>>37135
I don't think you can attack the same enemy in the next round after a ride by because of the need to turn around and decelerate and all that. Just get in the same square as it and fight it
This is Huge>>37131
"Aye lad, that's righ; where I was thinkin" Vandereium mutters before launching into a throng of undead, who the Gestapo keep learning from observing the demise of.
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
so turn undead does nothing to it?
No. It has more hit dice than you have levels.
[4d20 = 51]>>37137
More slashing! Full round. Attack the Cloud giant, if it's in range>>37138
Did you take that feat?
If that's how ride by's work, then sure. Do that
"Get more closer. I want to hit it with my sword">>37139
It's the hoers shoes, although Tracy is getting used to the combat style.
Lance can hit things 10 ft away..
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
I gotta sleep...
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.>>37144>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
[1d20 = 1]>>37138
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>
Roll for initiative
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
[1d20 = 14]>>37146
Tracy's faggot is gone though...
[1d20+6 = 21]>>37146
Is cloud giant re-kill?
I think that just means the attack landed and did damage
We're not gonna start fighting tonight>>37147
Thats the objective, yes
No. There is no stopping her at this point.
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?>>37154
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
She isn't listening, desu. She's beside herself.
I said there wouldn't be any stopping her.
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.
Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Goes to bed for real this time
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?
I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
So in spite of lots of glaring, Trump and Tracy are v the giant skeleton-zombie thing.
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
Attacking the giant.
You know what, fuck logic. Trumpaladin joins Tracy in whatever batshit insane vindictive whatever she has planned, so long as he can ride her Cauchemar
"Donec mors nos separaverit, little pony"
>>37162>"Do you want to kill Trollestia because she fucked your fiance, because she made you look like a fool, or because she made you kill your lover? I can sympathize with revenge for being made a fool - fuck Kiynen, I still need to kill her. But Ponimaru stays dead"
>>37168>she made you kill your lover?
Trollestia caused Tracy to kill Ponimaru through her trick
Why did you think Ponimaru was some kind of "lover"?
She's not a colt-cuddler anymore
Ponimaru is the colt that Tracy bullies in her spare time. It is by no means a romantic thing.
The only things Trumpaladin knows about Ponimaru is that he's male, he's of approximately the same species as Tracy, and Tracy once ditched him for an opportunity to go see Ponimaru. He's only seen him like once before, but that's all he needs to know.
When I was looking back through older threads I saw there was this entire session full of a battle between Lenos and Thez, an exploration of the Dias, and an interaction between Tracy and Ponimaru that I never read (and still haven't) that explains a lot of things like the fear of Lenos. All of this information should be as unknown to Trumpaladin as it is to his faggot>>37172
And Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
>>37173>Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
I hope so.
Tracy and Ponimaru haven't actually interacted very much at all, desu... Two of the ~6 times they met in session, she 1-shotted him...
Well Tracy's made it pretty clear that if she ever catches him doing with her as one does with a waifu, then she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare. Which he obviously does not want to do or have happen to her.
>>37176>she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare
She never said anything about eating.
And she could kill her herself, so don't sweat it (actually, do. Sweat hard)
. Slovenia is her friend though, so she wouldn't want to kill her unless she stepped over the line.
Why's ponimaru have to die? Also the beyotch was cuz I was drinking last night and it looked like you wanted to run and hide.>>37177
So would Tracy not
eat Trollestia then? Seems uncharacteristic desu.
Ponimaru shouldn't have to die at all; he wasn't meant to. Tracy put his body in her bag so she could resurrect him later (and give him a thorough whipping for tricking her).
intends to keep Troll dead though.
>>37178>So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then?
Well, probably parts of her; I hadn't planned that far, because I'd be tempted to spoil shit through meta. Although I meta
had originally intended to have her make another Nithing and feed part of her to her birds, because muh symbolism.
Also, why haven't the Devourers begun to attack the living yet? They can freely access the material plane can't they?
Devourers are creepiest pasta.. If they get you, you can't even be revived...
Nah, keep that bitch dead. Fuck him>>37178
Cause the bastard is going after his waifu. Unlike Trollestia, he's not a party asset, but rather only interacts tangentially with the party. He has no value alive. And why not hide from danger? They want to do harm, they can come to him and his personal army
Y U h8 Ponimaru?>going after his waifu
No he isn't. He's afraid of her, if anything. Tracy just chases after him because she finds it hilarious to torment him.>he's not a party asset>has no value alive
That's not how you quantify life, Anon...
>>37182>Why hate ponimaru
Because Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him! I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter, but Infernius got in the way. Now he's dead, so keep him dead>Hilarious to torment
I know how she shows love>Feeling pity for a fictional horse
Then why no pity for Trollestia, who has actually been helpful at times?
>>37181>why not hide from danger?
Paladins don't run from danger; they fight it, especially when said danger is undead. Your character literally radiates courage and is immune to fear as a class feature; keep up with the character.
Are Infernius, Thez and Torcuil undead?
Question, how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?>>37185
Of course not, why would you ask?
>>37183>Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him
No she didn't.>I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter
They weren't going to kill him, and if so, not permanently.>>37183>who has actually been helpful at times?
Ponimaru has been delivering messages from Ben and Thez for months now. And it's not like I, Tracy's faggot, personally hate Troll; it's just that it wouldn't be in character to let her off.
>>37186>how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
Whole? Just Ponimaru. She's got a few other parts, but they're only in bits and pieces.
It was a rhetorical question to signify to Tracy's faggot that he was not afraid of the undead
Have any of those Devourers made a move on the living yet?
Not yet, but the fight with the Giant Skeltal hasn't happened yet either.>>37189
It's going to be a pain and a half to load all of these undead parts into the Entertron..
Also, could we make another body-cast made out of Dimerterium, for the sake of reviving mages?
A non-stabby iron maiden then, with an open face?>>37192
Just what are you intending?
>>37194>what are you intending?
Saving all the souls who were enslaved by the necromancers of the capital, of course.
Isn't that the righteous thing to do?
Yes she did>>37193>>37192
No. Just, no. No. No.
The entertron doesn't work on souls. It needs matter
>>37194>>37196>tfw I keep getting these two IDs mixed up...
Undead turn back into living when Ressurection is used on them.
We could revive every corpse in the Port.
Can we give the Cloud Giant skeleton a red hat and suit?
Uhm,... that's not how it works. Resurrection destroys undead utterly. Bringing the person back is a no go at that point.
Those undead could be the villains of yesteryear, always chaotic evil races, criminals, communists - who the hell knows
I read on the wiki that Resurrection and True Resurrection work on undead.>Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures. These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead.
Why not give them a chance? That's what we call Bliss, isn't it?
Everyone could be revived for Christmas.
I guess I just get all preachy during the holidays...
I g2g for a bit to wash the dog.
>>37204I do want more humans...
It seems risky
My listing shows that undead expressly can't be resurrected via either
resurrection spells, as the last line of the spell description.
Oh, I guess I'm reading a separate edition, although another site says it's 3.5e.
Too bad then...
Does that also mean PCs are done for if Animate Dead is cast on them?
Idk how the rules work, but I thought that meant undead creatures couldn't be brought back as undead creatures. Meaning zombies and vampires go back to being alive; monsters like and Nightshades, who were never among the living, stay kill.>You can resurrect someone killed by a death effect or someone who has been turned into an undead creature and then destroyed. You cannot resurrect someone who has died of old age. Constructs, elementals, outsiders, and undead creatures can’t be resurrected.
Idk though. I just want to figure out how it works.
I g2g again.
Stop with this >Paladin shit.
First off, if you want to be a white knight moralist who knows everything about what makes a great Paladin, then you should have played a Paladin. In fact, you still can play as a white knight Paladin. Just have Tracy put on the cursed hat and POOF, she's a white knight moralist just like her faggot, so you can do your moralizing in the game as well as in Meta.
Second, and more importantly, I am keeping up with the character
. This is a character who is dutiful to his protectorates and will fight for them regardless of the danger to himself. That's why he attacked Infernius after he started slashing at his fiance. That's why he charges headlong into legions of undead that are threatening the city that sees him as a protector. But I have zero intent of playing a stupid
character. He's not going to get himself killed over a damned murder plot that was questionable to begin with. Some things are worth dying for, but not everything is.
What if you used the Undead to Death spell? That turns undead into regular corpses, doesn't it?
No, you're right. It was the line about undead creatures that threw me, but yes if a creature has been made into undead it can be returned to life
Hooray! It's a Christmas Miracle.
Gotta smash all the zombies before we can save them though.
Tracy helps in the task before doing whatever else she had planned
Thez is way ahead of her, lamenting all the while that she can't rebuke undead anymore.
"Oh wait! There's the words! Kek!" and all the undead around her in a 65' diameter r squish.
If you want to kill a Cloud giant before Christmas Eve...
Afternoon, whats happening?
Chillin, reading, arranging. Making sure I've got the right tables and shit.
Tracy is still cleaving her way through hordes of shambling flesh towards the Giant skeleton, still cursing on about the unicorn she ought to be killing instead.
Oh just get to the Giant already
Trumpaladin has commanded the Generals and the cute sex horse to target the giant with ranged weapons, while he readies an attack against the Giant. Or he kills shit on the way to the giant, if the demon horse is taking the scenic route
>>37220Yeah, about Trollestia....
Torc never said anything against her, only me. Expect him to white knight harder than Infernius for Thez.
Oh and Fae. Fae is ordered to attack, the cloud giant or whatever targets of opportunity
>>37223D'aww. That's sweet
Are they there yet? Can we start the combat?
>>37225I really don't wanna admit you where the main factor in changing my mind. After I got steamponk out of my mind, I realized you where right.>tldr you was right
She could just leap over them all.
I just thought we were still preparing.
No ride bys. A ride by attack means that every time we attack we are "charging" and therefor only get one attack. Even with trippling the dice roll that means I only get less than half as much damage as I could if I slashed with my magic great sword four times (unless the entire damage set is multiplied by three, then maybe it might be worth it). Tracy has an AC of 26 or maybe higher, and Trumpaladin has an AC of like ~33, Tracy has 155 HP and Trumpaladin has ~104. That damned giant is a CR 11, has 200 HP and 24 AC. Don't be a pussy. After the first charge, stay in range, and kill it. It could hit us with a rock if we rode by anyways>>37227D'aww, thanks
>>37229ufiaw ruoy niatnoc tsuj, melborp on
So for simplicity, what is Tracy's line of attack, as that determines for her and Trump.>>37227
Torcuil and Trollestia have only faced aquatic zombies and ghouls so far, which she can easily dispense of in waves from her undead turning, let alone Torcuil's magic.
I was actually going to ask how that was going. Good to know the frog army is useful
Oh yeah, its fine. Trollestia can airwalk all around and on top of them, the frog army can pick them off from range, Torcuil can be as creative as he wants,... you guys got this. There is a weird set of torches in the distance, but the docks are solid.
How close is "in range"? She can't just spot on a dime.>>37231>what is Tracy's line of attack
I was going to make a Spirited Charge with a lance, to do triple damage on the first ride-by attack, then go ahead and try to trip it with her dancing chain, if not set on fire.
I thought once it's legs were taken out and it fell over incapacitated, it could be finished off with Lay On Hands.
would say spirited charge with a Lance, and then stay in square and fight it with magic swords until it is dead or we are forced to withdrawal...>>37230That's going to be extremely difficult... It may be difficult enough even to keep Trumpaladin from being obligated to fight on behalf of TracyThe easiest thing to do is just let her be killed, then resurrect her in the entertron. That way Tracy may be satisfied, Trumpaladin has fullfilled his covanent, Trollestia lives, and you keep your steed and ally. I actually had Trumpaladin go and collect blood from her so she could be resurrected if killed. And I was intending him to resurrect her anyways>>37234>>37234
Reeeeeee! Let me hit it with my sword! I want to be able to do damage too. Also, I am not sure the Trip attack works in that way>Can't spot on a dime
Transfer all of your momentum into the giant through the lance. Seriously, you think you can spot on a dime in the air in a ride by attack and charge back the opposite direction? Physics do not work that way. And if it does, then by the same logic she can stop right next to the giant
A trip attack is an unarmed melee attack. Just hit the damned thing with a sword until it dies
She lands with the Spirited Charge, but distancing from the creature quickly doesn't seem possible, unless abandoning the lances.
Now, did you mean to essentially use the chain as a trip-wire?
[4d20 = 32]>>37239
Trumpaladin swings in whatever way the horse will let him
>>37236Would Jeb "please clap" Bush do sonic damage?
Its something low to the water, as the light from the torches - there's only 3 visible at most- reflects from the water. It drifts silently toward the docks as the water zombies and ghouls feelbly maintain their occupation.
The lance isn't magick, so let it stick in its leg.
Release the chain and let it dance all over it.
I meant to make a trip attack with the chain. That's an option, right? If not, just lash at its legs, or try to stick into its carcass and pull it over.
The Giant takes several stabs and slashes, causing visible damage but not slowing it in the slightest. It swings for Tracy/Trump.
>>37245I should have cast Protection from evil...
~33 AC do not fail me
>>37248>Implying they don't have cursed Uboats
Also, activate the robe of colors and smoke every turn.
>>37249>Uboats built by communists
They'll be easy.
Especially if the commander's name is "Marko"
Something like that>>37247
The Giant's crude mobility is not sufficient to land a blow against either Trump or Tracy, its arm/weapon swooshing by through the air.
[3d20 = 26]>>37254
We could use a Bull's Strength to pull that thing over.>>37253
Rolling to lash with sword.
Let chain attack.
Hmmmm... what could Torc cast...
Ah yes, now I know.
"Go to gulag, cyka blyats"
e_e Rly? Magic missiles fly off and strike various targets, so weak was that meme.
[3d20 = 32]>>37255>>37255I was on an iphone with a cracked screen and a shitty browser in a bar an hour away from home when I was doing this last night, that's my excuse for not casting obvious spells like "protection from evil" or what have you...>>37257
The d&d spell is called "imprisonment," although I think it's one level above your caster level. It's a scary spell...>>37253
Can Fae pounce without being harmed by undead flesh? If so, Pounce!
Um... I think I calculated her bite attack to be +18 (base is +13, +6 strength, -1 size) so that bite should land against 24 AC
This thing has Damage Reduction, weak to bludgeoning. Try using Tracy's mace to crush its bones.
Are you sure? Where is it listed?
If that's true I'll hold Fae back then. Next round. I hope to get her teeth and claws enchanted eventually.
But a bite attack can be bludgeoning damage. It can be piercing, slashing, or bludgeoning
Under special qualities.
Of course, he doesn't know that. It'd just seem like stabbing a skeleton wouldn't be making very much progress.
Slashing should land when coming from a magic sword. Especially since Vanderiem is Epic level magic against Evil foes, (+7).
Can she attack again?
Also, I'll have to go soon...
Welp, I gtg.
Incase I can't find the time, Merry Christmas guys.
What kind of weapon is this Skeleton using?
My intuition says the Clould Giant mace
Also, this is just the front of a much larger army that has devourers and death mages, I'll bet you
I wondering why the Devourers hadn't attacked yet. They could be wreaking havoc atm, since they already got inside the tower.
It makes me question what (((their))) strategy really is. It can't be this simple.
I don't think devourers just plane shift as easily as you suggest, but whatever, it's a spooky enough possibility
Trumpaladin orders the generals to return to and fortify the hallowed ground of the stadium, and coup up as much of the civilian population there as possible. Cute sex horse and necessary troops are to remain and shoot projectiles over the walls at enemy masses, however
It's not planeshift, it's Etherrealness, and they can use it at will at 20th caster level to freely shift between the material, Etherrealness, and astral planes.
All the same, the wiki implies that they stay on the ethereal plane
Merry Christmas, Dixie.
thanks tracys faggot.
I'm going to head off to dinner soon.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Say he's using a Gargantuan Candy Cane. And he's wearing a suit of bright red polar bear bear hide armor.
Also, he has a beard, despite being a skeleton.
Bah humbug. Here for the duration, w/ energy drinks n shit.
I'z have question, but I am afraid of the answer
post a thez for the party pic.
I didn't save the one I would have gone with, but this one is fine.>>37286
Which one was that?
It was a modified RL cosplay pic. The girl looked like Arya from Game of Thrones, wearing a leather tunic and with cosmetic ears, faced away from the camera.
What, I notice things. Xp
You mean this one I made?
I considered throwing it out, because the hair was fugged.
Yes, that's the one
Revenge for the kitten shoop. Santa's little helper.
Of course, we can't forget her cool Monk staff, and some holly because why not?
i said it would be shit.
That gave me a hearty chuckle.
Fucking Kek. I love how Torcuil is mostly a fabric sample
Will we be able to finish off the giant skeleton tonight?
I can do it. We already landed hits in two rounds and now we are waiting for the giant's round>>37300
D'aww, cute. Why is Tracy bigger than me though?
Consider it finished, it was a big giant distraction anyway. A few rounds of coordinated attacks would kill.
Reeee I want to do math and kill it with math
because ms paint is the worst program ever.
Why am I not surprised
Tis true. I am not good with programs
Can I haz its club as a trophy?>>37307
I never use anything but this:https://pixlr.com/editor/
i wonder (((who))) could be behind this attack?
The giant needs a special feat just to wield it. No. Now lets go attack the main force before they suck the souls of everyone in town>>37310
*cough* Bush Dynasty *cough*
Um... during the fight the generals were ordered back to the stadium... See >>37273
You're welcome to kill it with math>>37308
Thez has been saying "too easy" for how long?
About 4 intermittent bang-sounds issue from within the city. Thez stops her murder spree and <whooof>>>37310
(((who))) indeed? Didn't you get a hitler-vision recently?
thanks i didnt save the link.>>37311
I know. I just want it.
Get it later
"Towards the sounds!"
My money is on the Clintons.
Or maybe, everyone at once. My God. It's 2016 all over again
*Spurs horse again*
I meant the video, but yeah he did kill some undead recently didn't he? >>37318
No dynasty's yet, but there are some crazy liches up in the mix
*gallops towards said sounds*>>37319She loses hit points when you spur her, fyi
*gallops even faster*
>>37321>implying she don't like it.
The original pic of this looks scarier, desu...
you're right it is.
If you destroy a lich in combat without offing its phylactery, do you still get XP?
She's killed like 100 or so zombies and in part taken out a Cloud giant, and her HP went from 172, to 170 because her rider spurred her.I kind of want to fuck the horse in that image...>>37326What spells does demon horse want?>>37324
That legit is scarier>>37323
I know right
Eagle's Spendor will help with Saving Throws.
Deathward sounds helpful against liches.
Bull's strength for attacks.
Heal Mount as go-to healing spells.
Wait until the battle. How many ranks did you put into Concentration?
Bring 'em on.
I picked some choice liches for this initial encounter with liches,... crazy liches.
Death ward is my intuition. Are you sure you want to use up level two spells because I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
What do you think we're up against?>>37332
Nice. Cast protection from evil, target self and mount. Cast resistance
>>37335>What do you think we're up against?
Every lich is a spellcaster with at least 11 levels. Expect high-level necromancers.>I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
Do as you wish, although you've got that spell-resistance cloak, and Heal Mount removes most status effects. Reminder that you're sharing Tracy's monstrous Saving Throw bonuses, so defense isn't as big of an issue.
As the giant skeleton eventually falls to Tracy and Trump's direct and insistent attack, a feeling of dread seems to spread.
As soon as the spell is active, it becomes hyper-active, burning its self out after about 4 rounds of hyper-visual-activity.
So as I understand it, Trumpaladin has a +10 fort base, +1 for his Constitution modifier, +4 for charisma, +1 for the stone of luck, and that Cloak of resistance which should be like +1-+5
Resistance adds +1
Protection from evil adds +2>>37336
Yikes. We know at least one of them has the power to use finger of death...
I think the shared throw only benefits the mount, and also I did the math and it looks like both Tracy and Trump have +10 bases plus modifers>>37337
Trumpacy advance towards the sound and danger with spuring and speed
Since coming from the giant fight at the bridge, Trump and Tracy can only directly affect one leg of the incursion. Don't worry, you get to kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
The Notorious RBG you say? NiceI like her argumentation style...
Where did she land?
Finger of death only kills you if you are a bitch.
So true. I've got like a ~20+ fort save now anyways
They can tough-out pretty much any spell with a save.>Finger of Death
Don't be a bitch.
Unless you run into some lvl 30 Archmage, it won't be anything to be afraid of.
If ypou're afraid, cast Deathward.>>37339
Can't she jump/fly over the horde to get to the action faster?