What's goint on?
Why do NPC nightmares normally have such high Knowledge ranks? What does a field monster do with 21 ranks in Knowledge Arcana? Not that many creatures even have Knowledge as a skill. It's weird.
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
In fact, I can see both gods being quasi-sympathetic cuz reasons
Psssst, Trump,… what episode did you guys finish with last week?
Gift of the Maud Pie
I'll read into it.
Where is Oerth? Is that the same as this material plane?
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
There is a seal in place>>38151
She isn't? I thought Tracy was researching
>>38151>The Wall would be too expensive to build, and would harm U.S. - Mexico relations
Nigger, my Patron Saint is the Saint of building barriers to keep out bad hombres>>38152
Forgot about the Golden Lady upholding the Travel Ban
Whatever you say Mr. Fug
It would take one hell of a Spellcraft check though.
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
Hello I am here, what would I need to roll with max spellcraft levels?
Wait, I'm confused now.
Who is who?
. Torcuil is putting his skill points into Spellcraft to help make it possible
I am me. >>38152
is probably GM from a weird new IP
Isn't it obvious?>>38157
So 16? Spellcraft is essentially a magical comprehension skill. It affects encounters with other spellcasters, as well as the ease of interpreting items, scolls, and books.
>>38152>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
Yeah, I was gonna do it anyway
Don't you also need it to develop Ebin Spell Seeds?
red is Thrackerzod.
Can skill points be gained in the holodeck?
>it's all meta
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
Ebin Spells are the boss, desu.. Some of them have insane, god-tier effects.
necromancer stuff is bretty bool
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
You could probably start developing Seeds about now, if I'm correct.
call me a newfag but what kind?
I didn't look too hard because looking makes me jelly…
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life
is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
I had been going off a homebrew idea for rituals,… which is now going into the trash,… again,… but that's fine>gathering of maggots
Well, Hextor for one
>>38187>Can animate inanimate objects
I feel like that's a perfectly neutral power that I would be sorely tempted to use for evil>>38189
Also, why do you say that?I kind of want to know how you or others interpret my character
Neat!I'm not sure I want Fae to be an equine though
>>38189>homebrew idea for rituals
What were you using?
I was using the idea of a ritual,… contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,….
He means a permanent spell rather than one that lasts a few hours
Polymorph doesn't grant any extraordinary or spell-like abilities though. And it's not permanent.
Transform permanently changes one creature into another.>>38199
Did it require insane spellcraft checks?
could it change a minotuar into a hoo-man?
Some of these Rituals are insane.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike>summon 10 adult red dragons>10!>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
>>38203>summon 10 dragons
Sounds like a good way to get eated desu
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
>summons 69 dragons
torc and 69 dragons.
No ritual of that power could possibly come without sacrifice.
well i was thinking of turning hoo-man
to truly experience being aryan.
Enjoy that strength nerf
There's so many ways I could respond to this
>Inb4 Ayran Infernius plays out Flowers for Algernon in his human form
That book was sad…
ive never read it give me a basic gestalt.
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
Just take the Half-long racial base
i would but i dont think certain party members would like it.
You mean like the half-dragon?
No, I mean the race
Dumb guy gets crazy mind-hax. Learns mind-hax are temporary. Runs away. The end.
He's a Heck bull: one of the last of his kind. Wouldn't it be a shame to give that up?
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
ill develop a aryan to heck mintuar spell first.
Also there is a bunch of introspection about how when one behaves in a particular manner others grow accustomed to it, though their manner of accustom doesn't necessarily fit the individual's, and how deviating from those customs cause strive and an upending of previously established norms,….
He could undo it I bet you
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.>>38232>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan>10 Int>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
Yeah fuck your haxxor. No free astral projection whatever as a racial feature
It's all within the rules.
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,….
There will be nerfing tho
What's wrong with Torcuil's polymorph?
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
Oh bullshit you faggot
>>38239>There will be nerfing tho
Now I'm scared…
do it torculi.
Read it. It's there.
Shhhhh, don't fight it
Your dick is now a noodle
Wait until the battle is over.
It triggers me>>38242
Would it do what he wants?
Kek to both of these
Wh-what kind of nerfing..?
pic didn't upload…
>>38250>Would it do what he wants?
Would what do what who wants?
Soft,… foam,… and acceptable for children,….
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
>>38257>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength>wants to give up racial bonus to strength>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well… I'll bitch next time
"You shush, and put the belt and the arms on. Dammit."
Thez likes it rough.
But seriously… wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything…>Range:300 ft
Oh come on.
>>38261>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
Funny that you mention Feinstein,….
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
"you put on one of those costumes i bought for you"
>>38268>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,…."
Oh THAT'S a great idea o_o
"me think it look good om you"
>>38268Thez would make a great Wendy's girl, desu.>>38270
I don't see any exclusion for unique creatures either…
Can it really be developed turn a creature into a Tarrasque? Will a spellcraft DC high enough? I actually hope I'm reading this wrong..
*cough* a leftist Senator lich is attacking the city by infiltrating the sewers *cough*
Doesn't matter, we're in a meta time-lapse.
"~Flashy, I'm ~bored."
Don't encourage him>>38273
I guess I did spoil her being the sewer b
she can wait.>>38271
*binds with rope then ties hair to it*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh… I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
"you want some blue?"
>>38281>bitches love sticks confirmed>>38282
"Shut ur gob maggot! Even with only two legs, I can still drop you in a moment flat!"Unless a 1, Infernius is dropped
Thez, hand bound behind her, still stands triumphantly in Raven cosplay.
"You were saying?"
*dismounts Horsey**turns undead in the immediate vicinity
*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly ridden
, don't you my beloved mount?"
"Shh… It's okay horsey"
Srsly tho, I'm out for the night. Sexin and such to habben in turn; its the bathhouse after all>>38285>undead
Uhm,… how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
"hit me again baby, Me like it."
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
>>38289>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
"Wanna bend down silly horsey?"
*gets behind horsey*
ok so no hooman permanantly, good good
>>38294>faggot not exactly sure how to bend
*sits back on top of hoo-man*
Idk what that roll was for. She's bending, somehow..
*tries to position himself for horse*
*Anxiously waits for it*>dripping
Consider it 'acccommodating'
>>38299Lovingly inserts himself into demon horse
"You are best mount Tracy"
[happy pony noises]
"You're the best mounter." she says insistently
"So mount me, again!"
*Flicks non-damaging fire-tail in face**raises tail*
*switches to the pile driver position.*
*looks to see who is watching, since they are in the open*
*Bucks hard*>>38306>Bucking abruptly stops in submissive shock
*Shakes rear invitingly*>>38307
All of them.
*mounts her back harder, warmly accepting the invitation*
To Fae>"I'm sorry Fae
*Presses back into him softly*
>>38310top kekIs loving his horsey
*points to RBG*
"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*presses inside her hard*
*Presses him back against pile of dry bones for support*
*Bounces mercilessly on pelvis(s)*
*uses his full buffed up strength to ride horse and beat her right back*
*Uses all power on horsey*
*Shudders feverishly at slap, cheeks clapping*>>38316>31 Str
*Humps back against dry bones, matching power with power, bouncing happily*
[Exhilarated horse noises]
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*
"I've got you Tracy!"
*bounces right back into her*
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
"I - I - I'll try"
*desperately tries to match horsey, bucking right back*
*unable to hold back any longer…*Lets forth a stream of raw, pure love into the horse, almost able to purge the evil from her
"I love you, Tracy"
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
*faggot goes to bed*
>>38324*cums in horsey a second time in the rodeo*
*pets soft horse fur*>>38325
"You're a pretty good pony"
It really is
Purging the wicked is the best part of being lawful good
im gonna become lawful pretty soon.
Lawful alignment, best alignment
ill be more towards nazi germany though.
jews cannot be space marines, their genes are to weak.
Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines
So… Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
capitalism is just the same as communism, they're both Jewish inventions.
Makes sense. Natsoc/Fascism sounds more like a lawful ideology.
We have two churches though. Wouldn't that set them against each other?
>>38328>starts spanish inquisition
Who wants to help?>>38341>ancap starts slowly backing away
Also, both churches only have one official and no formal court. A dispute over heresy could literally just be a slugfest between two party members.
>>38346>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officials
If this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.
Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
The question you're basically posing right here is "is it possible to simultaneously be a good American, and a National Socialist?"
NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore… I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
I really do hope we can level up after these upcoming fights.
My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
>>38363>She doesn't want to settle down or be a mother
I'm hungry for XP. I want it bad.
How did you come to that?
You don't want to level up faster?
I don't want a time skip before then
What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
stow the corpses*
Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
Great. Tell Sechs to order a corvee
i wont violate your nap, im actually kind of fond of ancapism.>>38346
i need to fix up my church but im not quite sure how to go about it.>>38348
reeeeee it is possible ask Henry ford.>>38372
ill let uatchit eat them.
If we don't have to rebuild the town first…>>38377>eat them
We were going to ressurect them, weren't we?
No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
Where are they going to sleep?
Tracy's faggot has a good idea with that. We need more humans to populate empty cities
Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
as long as there are no mind flayers i think we ok.
They were probably gathered from all over the continent.>Here comes diversity>>38387
Yeah, at least we can be sure there won't be any Mindflayer Blackguards with Beholder mounts. That would never happen.
>>38388>Here comes diversity
REEEEEEE no shitskins!
What about dwarves?
Giants of different varieties?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
happas.>Giants of different varieties
pagan european-tier the could be civilized>Monstrous Humanoids
Minotuars are monstrous Humanoids. And some of them are too intelligent to be niggers.
no>Ogres an ogre mages
fatties that need discipline.>Troglodytes
not familiar with, but if they are like argonians then yes.>>38398
i sais minotuars where white already though.
What about other monstrous Humanoids?
we would have to review each one.
What about other reptilians?>>38401
In fact, this conversation is kind of pointless as it stands. Let's review each race as we meet them, and then review individuals. You never know who you'll meet.
>>38402>What about other reptilians
reptilians seem okay.>Like lizardfolk?
yea.>Let's review each race as we meet them
sounds like a good plan
Alright. So when referring to "cleaning up zombies", are we talking about the corpses in Durpistan, the zombies and undead outside port Barry? Both? Also, why would you need to shelter zombies?
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
>>38402>Judge them each by the content of their character
Dear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
they are talking about the ones in town.
"There's a poner of,…"
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
Every. MUST. BE. PONER!
We're not going to resurrect everyone?
>ITT, GM says "no, fuck your planning"
Is there a poner of the Planets>>38415>ITT, Torc will fuck GM's plans for fucking the player planning
The zombies? No, there will be no resurrecting zombies>>38415
RLY? I thought ITT GM is told "Fuck your planning"
can i have there sinews?
"I endorse this idea">>38420
its actually pretty cool desu.
WTF? More shenanigens?
i drink from an actual skull.
Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
>>38433>Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw
In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
Technically, you could make a throne out of the entire Giant skull. Just sayin
Keep it pimpin pimpin
That's what I was intending. The rest of the skulls are to put beneath it.
Now, for a place to put it…
I'm guessing this is just the tip of a very large iceberg
Think of it as a trophy
I'm guessing ahe intends to target Trump's humans
Port Barry and vicinity
No though. I wasn't planning anything.
So, are the undead fuckers still a problem?
Yep. We're all still were we were that night.
You have a visit from Nancy Pelosi and three ships incoming
How long until we fight John McCain?
You should consider them yours too
We can expect that boss fight in…How long does it take cancer to kill?
Not long enough,….
So yes, John McCain will present himself b4 too long. It would be nice to kill him too.
Torcuil should think of the most cancerous meme he can to kill him with
Fuck, I never thought I would say this>looks for meme on 9gag
Alunya is the only half-decent meme commies ever produced, desu.
we need the hard stuff, 9gag is to weak.
Where can we find the most cancerous, unfunny, life-draining memes in existence?
B-but I need cancer>>38485
I mean, you aren't wrong
does that thing have a penis?
They literally don't have any
memes except for Alunya. Just photo-shopped /pol/ memes.
It's a memetic example of how communism destroys market/product diversity.
>>38481>totally doesn't get alunya memes
I notice that there are r/'s in front of those>>38498
Oh, he kills death alright with a beins
>>38501>with a benis
Where else am I supposed to get cancer?
'specially when she wants some
>>38506>Death is as insane as Tracy
WHY DID YOU ROLL FOR THAT
Torc is gettin >raped tonight, isn't it>>38511Hilarity, look at the die
Well that's no fun…
Nothing like a good ol mobius strip
You faggots thought I was serious?
Would it make you guys feel better if I actually rolled?
Nah. Moment's passed.
U didn't? I see the 1,… looks like canon to me Xp
Dice is no fun without risk
*Frees self from Tracy*
Too bad, I'm gonna fucking do it>>38524
Don't make me roll a 20d1
*shits on trumpaladin*
I won't MAKE u do ANYTHING desu, I'll just shitpost until u do
>>38528>shit lands on self
TOP FUCKING KEK!
And laugh at Infernius
so….. what happens?
My sides have left for fucking pluto>>38530
Roll to try and seduce Trollestia
You know what, I'll take it.>>38536
Its better than rolling a 3 for dick size
>>38534>went to shit on another player>rolled a 1>wants to know what happens next
Its pretty shitty desu>>38535
Not a 20, but almost
"Oh young meme-mage, whatever do you intend to do with that… wand?" I thought you wanted to avoid this level of ahem
*pets pony's muzzle*
There WAS that one time,….
just making sure everything is still inside.
[happy pony noises]
Just tell her you're glad she's accompanying you to fight the hordes on the docks>>38544>File namereeeee
"Young sir, lovely though you may be,… that aside,… I am not certain that now is the time for such,… informalities. Tempting though it may be to rape ur(his) haggis,…. consider this a wash. unless this is all a wash Xp
Every other member of the party fucked during the battle though
Oh I just had the best idea
"Oh, well u-uh.
Spaghetti shoots forth from all pockets of Torcs rope.
Rolling for attack
And here, I was sure Torcuil wasn't gonna try and fug the Unicorn
Idk what I was doing, but this'll work
Tracy's supposed to finish her.
She will, don't worry; it'll be tragic and melancholy
pls no I'm already really sad I doomed that character
Shush nao, tragic heroine shit
>>38562msitua fo syaw eht ni tnenoppo yhtrow a yllanif, hA<>>38565
No, I won't shush
this is all your fault, accept her death and move on.
Oh right, cuz,… nevermind.>>38564
She's a big girl. Its okay.>>38566
U WILL SHUSH FOR NAO OR TRUMP WILL PEE HIS ARMOR
It's the point of no return.>>38566At least wait until the devours are kill, so Tracy can get her soul before they do..
I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOUKD HAPPEN!>>38569
NO TAKING HER SOUL!
YES TAKING HER SOUL!
She's not coming back!
Let her be free…
May she find the peace in death she could not find in life…
She's probably already centuries old anyway.
YOUR NOT MY MOM>>38570I hope you realize Torc is gonna go full autistic breakdown.>>38573>Mixxed nuts: everyone can have a waifu but Torc
Please defend her. She deserves a defense
"Don't be sad anon. I'm the coyote's character. You haven't heard the last of me." ^_~>>38576>Trump pees his armorwhat, I said it would happen,….
You have Death.
Did you know that Wraith is a Scottish term, btw? I've been reading a lot of European mythology lately.
*wipes tears from eyes*
Tracy can kill death instead
>>38579Torc will, but if she dies prepare for a giant shit storm>>38580>ITT Torc has been catfished by a coyote pretending to be a unicorn.>>38581
Yeah, I knew wraith was scottish. Pretty instresting. Do you have any good resources for celtic mythology?
kek like thats gonna happen.
I know how to make it happen
Not cat-fished, any more than Infernius is a fag 4 being into Thez (who is the brainchild of a dude)
But the coyote is a character ingame. You aren't
you wish. tracy will never let it happen.>>38589
but me no es faggio
Godspeed NEET Scott. Godspeed
Did Cecil's faggot ever call back?
I mean, that works
Will any of our caster be willing to develop an Epic spell to permanently fuse Trumpaladin to Tracy's back? I looked it up: it's possible.
LOLL no! The coyote,… well on the one hand it can be said to vastly predate the GM, on the other hand, its been around ever since
in the perspective of the GM.
Tl:dr Coyote gets what coyote wants>>38591>>38595
….y, yeah he got into methamphetamines lately,….
Ah.. too bad for him…
thats unfortunante if not a shitpost.
I'll fucking do it, no cost at all
I take that back, one cost. No kill unicorn
it would be worth the ban.
Pls no kill unicorn and no fuse Trumpaladin to demon horse
You can have one or the other.
and you can still kill the unicorn in my deal.
You liked me just a few weeks ago
Not a shitpost. I hope for him, but the choice is his. He's not at death's door (that I know of) ATM, but he's made "better choices" in "previous circumstances" desu.
Oh well, hope he gets better.
Makes me a bit grateful I'm addicted to RPGs and not drugs…
i still like you but you need to learn from you mistakes, the unicorn dies.
I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON
May as well develop the seeds, just in case.
You might want to read into Epic Spellcasting.
Drugs are expensive.
Ay. Nobody robbed a store for some Mixed Nuts. Just sayin'
Literally the only relative benefit
i'll pray for him.>>38611
Anyone who wants these Nuts only needs to ask, they're FFA….Tks for the,… what do you call it? Loosh? "Good Vibes"? Meh, I look forward to telling him that faggots from the internet who know nothing about him want him to do his best
Tell him one of them says Hi
The current iteration's paladin sympathizes with his plight in life and his poor reception in the game…
I told him to trust in horsepussy. The ball is in his court.
>>38627>I told him to trust in horsepussy
Yes. Unironically, blogposting aside.
what did he say back?
For the record, the conversation wasn't "Blah blah HORSEPUSSY!!!" but along those lines. I told him that I found the strangest group of friends, and that that the Game goes on (virtually) all the time.
infernuis "berrytwist" preston. MNO
Your autistic revenge plot is greentext worthy
Like I don't think even you know
*pets pony, muzzle, head and ears*
That'd be one hell of a long, complicated greentext to explain all this autism.>>38639
*purrs affectionately, eyes closed*
*is comforted somewhat*
[happy pony noises]
i dunno i found it on derpibooru.
Are you going to level-up Infernius as a Monk immediately after this level?
yea clerics really dont get anything through lvl up.
Suit yourself then..
ill level up as a cleric again eventually.i cant ebin cast now?
I really want to level up Tracy as a Blackguard so she can at least summon her servant, but Epic level Rogue is pretty tempting too. If she gets Blinding Speed as an Ebin Bonus Deat, she could be a Guardian Paramount.
Then again, If she just grinded for Great Dexterity, every week in on the holodeck, she'd probably make the prereq for the feat in less time than she could level-up that far, at this rate…
i need some exp so i can get the epic spell casting feat.
Does that come at lvl 20 or lvl 23?
Infernius's weakness in this field though is that he has a nonexistant Int bonus… With 24 ranks in Knowledge Religion, a caster can create spells with the capability to bestow sapient life, intelligence, and a soul unto any creature or object.
He thinks he's so cool with his neatly-organized txt file.. *grumbles*
[lazy faggot noises]
I did say artifact-grade,….>>38655
Well its a good thing there's a few Liches and a slough of undead to wade through ATM
>>38659>Animal and Good
Those are Hitlers Domains? I figured one of them would be War or Glory.
infernuis goes hard! and kills tons of undead with healing spells!
kill all shitskins!
Tracy doesn't waste time either, cleaving through masses of undead in a whirling fury.
Trumpaladin does the same, except better
Noted, points for enthusiasm. Way too early tho. Like, a day or so early.
Bored you say?
Needing extra participants would make it into a Ritual Spell… A party of sorts.
Seeds of interest would be Animate, Energy, Life, and Transform to make a true
Irrelevant. The world needs SteamPonk.
what a cute communist.
The gnomes could help. They likely have some advanced Bards in their society that could help with the Spellcraft for Animate… The body would be one thing; it'd be up to the party to bring her to life.
Forget Energy, Conjure is the seed to go with for recreating her party powers.
*goes to bed*
>>38680>GM still hasn't read up on seeds
Probably this, but don't expect to use a 'standard' mold, and be CERTAIN it will break
>>38660>lazy faggot noises
Same>>38677Won't happen for certain reasons
That can't be all of Hitler's Domains. What are the others?
Art? And then maybe bundle culture with that?
I thought his Domains would be War, Glory, Community and Strength, for a Natsoc thematic.
I'm probably going to go for at least three more levels in Blackguard, then another three in Rogue, to get a second Special Rogue Ability. I already gave her Crippling Strike, so once she becomes a lvl 4 Blackguard and has 8d6 Sneak Attack Damage I'll be able to select Lingering Damage as a feat, for a strike that surely kills on the second turn.
So Tracy's faggot, I was thinking that if Trumpaladin were treating Tracy like she were his
mount, he'd absolutely bard her. It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
A set of Mithral breastplate would provide an AC boost of +5 besides whatever enchantments were added to it, but would not reduce her speed at all and have an armor check penalty of -1. The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same size, so she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes (unless it were enchanted with "wild," then it would shapeshift with her or at least "melt") and would need to be stored in her bag
See, I think Hitler as a god would have the domains of Purity, Art, War, and Industry. A very strange combination, but I like it.
Does a breastplate count as light or medium barding? Flying mounts can only fly in light barding, fyi. I'd like a chest plate too though. If not that, some chain shirt.>she'd have to be fitted with it every time she transformed that it would be worn, which would take about 5 minutes
Inconvenient, but she'd love the attention.>It's an essential part of the Knight's Templar Aesthetic, or really the My Little Pony aesthetic for that matter.
I thought of forging some mithril plates similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers. They'd only be for planned battles though.>The biggest drawback is that it would remain the same sizeI've been bullshitting the size thing since before she even transformed, desu.. I wanted the Shapeshifter's armor to make it feel less bullshit.I don't even know if she's medium or small anymore, desu; her being a semi-anthro pony that alternates between walking on two and four legs. I put those ranks into control shape so that she could have a hybrid form, but she's been ranging from a small pony, to a heavy warhorse, to a Cauchemar as big as a cottage.
A mythril breastplate is one weight category lighter than a conventional breastplate>size
Yeah, I need to pay more attention to that
Can a single beastplate be worn in addition to existing armor?
Don't worry, I'll probably forget again>>38704
No. Breast-plate armor is comparable to Spartan armor (Greek, not Halo Xp)
Wild armor only applies to transformations via Wild Shape ability, not just any alternate form ability.
Breast plate is in the medium armor category, but when you make it out of mithril, it's light armor
. So she could wear it and still fly and go her unarmored speed, but her AC would go from 26 to 31+enchantments.
I've been pouring over the D&D rules for armor and magical beasts recently looking to buff and advance my Fae character. But from a story perspective, there's not a really a logical reason not to do the same to Cauchemar Tracy, and the real reason is that she's not my character, but if she were
, I'd do things like Mithral breastplate armor, which I am putting on Fae when I get the chance.
>similar to Nightmare Moon's helmet and bracers
That's exactly what I was thinking. They are so damned sexy that they really ought to be imitated if for no other reason than aesthetic purposes. GM said we can treat each piece of the armor separately for enchantment purposes, and under my estimation, a horse can support a Chanfron (helmet), criniere (neck plate), and Peytral (chest plate). The alicorns of mlp never use Peytrals (but have those sexy as fuck Chanfrons and in some fan pieces, crinieres), but it seems logical to me.
>She'd like the attention
I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
>Only before major battles
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Or really any time the characters have five minutes>>38700>>38702>size
I estimate Tracy to be an 80 pound 7-hand Falabella-sized pony in rogue form, a 1900 pound 16-hand Percheron in mount form, and a 900 pound ~14-15 hand Arabian riding horse or 600 pound 13 hand Shetland in any intermediate form.
I don't see much reason to read too much into the size classes. The only strict requirement I see is that a huge creature is at least twice the size of a large one, and a large creature is at least twice the size of a medium one. Other than that, I think we can be reasonable in our interpretations of the creatures.>>38703
In pony form, yes. I still like the Nightmare moon look on a Cauchemar
I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane), her.
Also, Nicholas Cage's face turns into an angry skull, and he's surrounded by flames and chains instead of rainbows and sparkles.>>38708>I was thinking that adorning her with armor would be kind of an "I own you" statement that the character might like
In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives. It was pretty important to the ancient Greeks (inventors of the gay bathhouse)
and you can see several stanzas in poems dedicated to it, and in Japan as well (like that scene in The Last Samurai).
Can I get a better scope of the conditions required for a Sneak Attack, both melee and range? Can you declare an Attack a Sneak Attack if it's done from a point of total concealment?
Sneak attacks can be done from concealment, or from a flanking position. Basically its an attack that can't be perceived in advance of (why Korak could do it with the pistol-cape combo, cuz his opponent couldn't see he was preparing to attack)
Catch your enemy under a circumstance where they are denied a dexterity bonus to AC (regardless of whether they actually have one). This includes catching them flatfooted (unprepared for combat), flanking them, and when they are grappling someone besides the person doing the sneak attack>>38709>I imagined Tracy's Alternate Form to pretty much look a lot like Nightmare Moon, with a few of Daybreaker's features (ie. fiery mane).
That's - That's pretty awesome>>38709>In European and Asian cultures, dressing someone in their armor is thematically a very intimate process; coming from the fact that one is possibly preparing their partner for the last day of their lives
That's a nice tidbit. It would be neat if the Tracy character interpreted it that way. I was thinking of something more mundane, like Knights armoring their horses because it would be inconvenient beyond measure for their horse to be killed by arrows in the middle of a charge against enemy heavy infantry or light cavalry.
It's a reflection of the kind of soldiers military-order knights - and by extension Paladins - are supposed to be. A lot of European knights rode heavy draft horses, which is the origin of breeds like the Percheron. A heavy draft horse is really inferior in a lot ways to a riding horse of half the size like an Arabian because of maneuverability, presenting a bigger target and so forth. The reason they rode such large horses of course, is because the knights wore ~100 pounds of armor. And once you have giant horses and heavy infantry on horseback, you may as well armor your horse and embrace your combat role as heavy cavalry.
Regardless, when you charge the Saracen ranks, your horse should not be naked
but dressed tastefully. And you sure as shit don't want to charge English longbowmen without barding
Also any attack situation where the opponent is denied their dexterity or dodge bonuses
Tracy Cage is, Ghost Ride
GM, how the actual fuck did Korak have a 48 AC??? When we killed him, he only had 8AC Mithral Chain Mail, 3AC Bracers, 4AC force-shield ring, and the Armor limits the wearer to a +8 Dexterity bonus. He didn't have an amulet of natural armor, he was a rogue, not a monk, so no natural armor bonus, Dwarfs are medium creatures, so no small size bonus, he didn't have a defender sword, so unless he had some way of getting six gorrilion insight AC, I don't see how he had any more than ~33 AC
I have to say, Korak's faggot was clever in that regard.
Could Tracy recreate that strategy with her Smoke shrouding of her Alternate form too? She has Partial Concealment against enemies 5 ft away, and Total Concealment against enemies 10 ft away. She can also snort a 15 foot cone ahead of her once per round as a free action.>>38713
Good to know.>>38714
That's exactly what I was going for.>>38715
Feats, probably. He's a high-level Rogue/Duelist: he's fucking hard to hit.
He's also a duelist, who get:
When not wearing armor (or when the armor counts as clothing) +1 of their intelligence bonues (if any) per duelist class level.
Lvl7+ Elaborate parry grants +1 dodge bonus for every Duelist level
Also, he had the feat Combat Mastery (I think, the one that allows up to -5 to attack but +5 to defense.
He's a slippery dwarf.
Makes sense to me. Have fun faggots, see ya tonight if on
It would take 2 rounds to complete the task, and it wouldn't work in every scenario, but I see it being possible some of the time
Yeah, I may go back on that. I'll think about it
going for real this time
>inb4 I'm next
you are legitimately worst mod.
You can legitimately go fuck yourself
im tired of you bossing us around just because your a mod.
And I'm tired of you being a dick to me. Leave me alone
im only a dick to you because you are a dick to me and everyone else.
I don't have anything against you or torcuil's faggot, and my only issue with Tracy's faggot is his "nightmare" cheat.
I just want to be left alone by you
youve banned me multiple times m8. why do you hate tracys faggot so much?
The only reason I ever ban you is because I don't like being ganged up on against. I don't hate Tracy's faggot at all, I just hate that nightmare cheat to no end, and he tends to sperg out any time a post is deleted
>>38740>hate tracys faggot so much?
Eh, he has enough reason for that..
The chronic butthurt about the Alternate Form ability is just uncalled for though. These pointless bans and deletions are getting tiresome too.
its kind of annoying when im reading through the threads a few weeks later and large potions of the post have been deleted. so i think tracys faggot is in the right to sperg out.
Why do you keep deleting shit then?
This is all meta at best, and usually off topic, with three quarters or more of the deleted posts being sperg posts
Depends on the thing
yea but i dont like my ideas being deleted though.
Why this time then? >>38722
I see no rules broken.
>>38742>Alternate form ability
It's more than ONE ability. You claim a large number of super powers from it and are still milking it for superpowers
Because fuck your haxxor
All it does is provoke conflict.
If I delete your ideas it's because I'm pissed off at Tracy's faggot>>38751
come on man ive done nothing wrong when yo do that though it does not make sense to do that. how would you like it if a mod abused you that way?
I get angry sometimes and I don't feel like there is anything else I can do
and then it All feeds back into a loop of anger you need to learn to let stuff go dude its not healthy, i only say this because i care about youno homo.
Why would you delet other poster's things just because you're mad at me?>>38741
You don't like it when posters "gang up" on you, but you seem to be intent on pissing them all off at once.
Because what they post also bothers me. It's the sort of thing I could easily ignore under normal circumstances but not when combined with your bullshit.
Also, fuck you too
>ITT full blown autism between a mod and player
For the first few months I was very god at holding it back. I think the things that pissed me off the most in the entire history of the rp was when Tracy's faggot used the ethereal bullshit to escape a grapple in game to get to the unicorn first and then (the next day) when he used the ethereal bullshit to try to loot hoard. In fact, I had never banned any one in the rp until the day after that, when he tried to use the alternate form bullshit to try to attack my character at 1AM when I had class the next morning at 8AM. After that, my will slowly broke down
i understand but dude it is legit unhealthy to be this angry.
Do you think I don't know that?
everytime ive tried to help you with it you end up banning me.
You always end up turning against me
I don't like being insulted or ganged up against. I hate the "this" posts
i "turn against you" because bringing up the stuff that you don't want to think about is psyche 101.
>>38760>Flying Frog Force
I can say I don't like being mocked, like the post earlier
im trying to help fix your brain if it seems like im your enemy at times im not.
The one early where you reposted the post Tracy's faggot made that was deleted
thats only because i thought it was a good point and made sense, that does not mean im mocking you and i think the only way you can work something out is talking out your problems with tracys faggot. because banning and deleteing posts do not help the problem.
If you land a Smite Evil melee attack on a creature that doesn't take damage from the attack due to Damage Reduction, does the creature still take the smiting damage, even if it's not harmed by the melee itself?
It's not the same had it at all. The alternate form makes as much sense as my character turning into a fucking mature Gold dragon, or being a half-celestial
why dont you try to get something equivalent to tracys power? turning into a gold dragon does sound pretty cool.
i don't think both parties would except that.
Because I fucking hate your etherealness and flying
you could have those too you know. and you could even gain them through a quest.
Plenty of creatures can do it. And as far as racial abilities go, it's not that big of a deal.
Both Torc and Infernius can do it with their spells; spells which they're able to cast spontaneously without preparation or material components. Thez can do it via class feature. I never see you get salty about those.>>38784
Will gib boots >>38784
That's ridiculous and you know it.
Tracy's gagging has also managed to go faster
than normally allowed in flying and etherealness because a nightmare is twice as fast as a normal flying create, and because GM has said "fuck the rules. Self propelled creatures are twice as fast ethereal, not half as fast"
Thez gets it from 19 levels of monk. Not from bullshit
The Etherrealness and Astral projection seem kind of meaningless, but changing race via quest isn't unheard of.
1. the gm can say fuck the rules hes the gm.
2.its supposed to be ridiculous it is a fantasy game after all.
Consider it funded>>38785
He can?>sound of worms leaving can
Fuck transracial haxxor
If you're committed to playing a magical beast, then give up the ability to use weapons >>38790
Well I can say pic related goddamn it, and NONE of you have to like it. Neither do I have to like any of his choices
YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT BEFORE! And you were using it to hide from my character, so it was annoying
Tell me when the fuck Torc turned ethreal.
>>38792>then give up the ability to use weapons
She never even once used a two-handed weapon in that form; I made sure of it, since I knew she wouldn't be able to in that form. I got the Helping Hands™ to fill that niche for the future though.
dude do you understand why you line of thinking is wrong?
its really close to leftist thought im not saying this to try to piss you off but its the truth.
The last time I remember was the leprechaun incident.
Also, a Filcher snatched my sides that night. Let me know if you see them floating around on the ethereal plane.
Fuck your alternate firm bullshit
I'm just spitting your logic back at you. It is you who have the leftist line of thinking
B-but he didn't turn ethereal, he teleported oo the plane but he didn't turn…
you do realize im a nat soc right?
You do realize I am not a leftist right?
Thez brought him there with her ability, then Torc stayed there using his blinking charm.
My brain hurts so I'm gonna ignore this>>38804
Somehow I'm pretty Ancap unironically. Not what I thought but at least its not ancomfuck roads
tell me which bit of my logic makes me sound leftist?
ancaps dont get the gas.
The whole thing is an ad hominem diversion
>>38808I don't believe ther should be no government, I just think the main purpose of the government should be military, and holding up the law.
Not healthcare and welfare and other shit.>>38810
That's not the point. What he meant was that it's irrational to fixate on what other people have instead of working towards what you could have or trying to get moar for yourself. Not all haxx are the same, but everybody got them in some way. There's no need to take something someone else has for the sake of "balance". Shit doesn't have to be perfectly-evenly distributed to be functional or fair.
I can easily tell your definitely not a leftist, but that kind of logic is dangerously similar to the fundamental aspects that make them so dreadfully wrong.
Do Intelligent Items get Will saves?
>>38813>Not all haxx is the same
Correct. Getting four or so free abilities from drinking blood bullshit is a radically different form of haxxor that gaining assassin class without completing the murder component or than wielding a sword from a magical beast mouth
why are you using ad homonyms then? and i know you arent a leftist im just saying your time at uni has poisoned your mind.
>>38813>irrational to fixate on what others have
Wrong. One of the first things you did with that bullshit was use it against my character repeatedly, and I didn't have anything to compete with your bullshit
then ask for something to compete with m8 pls.
I've already asked for flight (at like one third the speed and not at will) through an item, and for limited teleportation, but that was shot down
>Local man ignores town burning down around him, shitposts instead
GM, how'd that spaghetti attack go last night?
then tell gm thats unfair to all the players.
There's no way to make it fair. Almost nothing flies as fast as a nightmare, and the way GM interprets etherealness (which I think is wrong, but whatever) there's no way to equal the speed
there is a way dude,the gm can make anything happen in game regardless of the rules.
I want the abilities nerfed
you cant get that, it would make the collective weaker.
No, it would force Tracy's faggottry to figure out how to use the Rogue's class skills in Climb, pick lock, hide, and escape artist
>>38815>gaining assassin class without completing the murder component
She had to kill Kefka and the Tarrasque in front of the entire Port to gain that class. The point of that part was for her to kill someone and make a really big deal out of it.
The point of the Assassin's initiation kill is that they gain their arcane Death Magick (the Death Attack) by becoming death-like themselves: the first kill serves as the ritual by which they acquire that magick.
Look at the initiative roll and line up. Trump was next in line. That was his kill. Not Tracy. Also, the purpose of the kill has to be to join the assassins
hmm maybe youre right.>>38827>>38828
torc killed kefka.
We could craft some Wings of Flying if you want it. They take a while to make, but we could probably just BS the crafting process by using the feathers of some magical beast, like a griffin or some shit. Idk why you'd want to fly with items when you have two flying mounts though.>limited teleportation
You got the Helm of Flash step: that's 100 ft Quickened Dimensional door.>>38822>nothing flies as fast as a nightmare
Pegasus flies at 120 ft.
And why does it have to be as fast as Tracy anyway?
If you want momentary uber-fast flight for Trumpaladin in emergencies. I could level her up as an Assassin so she could Produce Control Shape scrolls.>>38828
There were no Assassins to be joined. Tracy was going to start her own Assassin style, and for that she had to show everyone just how lethal she could be.>Trump was next in line.
>>38830>no assassins to be joined
The point is that the requirement for Tracy to gain class in assassin, and thus get the Death attack, was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn, because that's a radically different kind of jazz than you've been using to get unicorns and eggs rather than being creative with your rogue class skills
>do all sorts of other bullshit to make up for your bullshit haxxor
Or we could just not have your bullshit haxxor
That he did… Tracy didn't even land a hit on him..>>38830>Control Shape scrolls
Actually, Torc can scribe those too.>>38831>was bullshitted, and no one gives a damn,
Oh come on. Darkie's an Assassin, and he's not even Ebil.>to make up for your bullshit haxxor
No. I just thought you might want to be able to shapeshift into a Pegasus for a few minutes because reasons.
Speaking of Eggs, how much bigger have Sam and Bunny gotten since they hatched? For the sake of character, can they be slightly different colors?
Wait, what? Tracy doesn't have any unicorns, or any other ponies yet for that matter.
You used that Ethereal bullshit to get the unicorn, both to escape a grapple and to get past a dozen guards. You also used it to get the eggs, along with the flying and smoke screen, even though those probably were not necessary. We'll never know I guess because of the bullshit>>38836
I mean, he has human form in the game, so racially he's a human
I felt like I kind of bullshitted the Blackguard requirements more desu. Thez was an ebil outsider, but she wasn't summoned. That's why want Tracy to summon summon Hags.
That's fair I guess
hey man sorry about calling you worst mod.you're actually my favorite.
D'aww I love you
*hugs*I really do know I've been a dick to you both in game and out, but I'm very glad to have you here in game and here on mlpol.net.
Is the drama over, can I come back now?
I also wanted it to give her character some explanation on why she transformed to begin with.
The Night Hags are the bosses of Fiendish transformation via ritual. They created nightmares by altering Pegasi, and created the powerul Altroloths from Yugoloths as their servants. Even the Hags themselves are formerly members of other humanoid races, transformed at puberty through thirteen dark rituals. If anyone has answers for what turns ponies into Nightmares, it'd be them.
They're the most Outsiders of NE alignment and the creator of Nightmares, so they're the most appropriate Fiends from which Tracy could learn her Blackguard disciplines.
*Gibs all the hugs*>>38845
She already knows the answer. It's jew blood in her case.
Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of her drinking both vials, so her alignment would remain NE, like a nightmare.
Besides, it's not that she's part Demon/Devil, or then she'd just have a half-fiend template, like Thez did. It hybridized in her and became its own form of ebil.
would you feel better if i purge her blood of the jew particles?
Sounds risky. But it may be necessary>>38848>Tracy has added evil
Yep. We need to purge it>>38851
Too late>Group internet hug
Go ahead. Tracy has no need for residual (((Demon))) essence, when she's already become a Nightmare.
But I already gave all of the hugs to Infernius's faggot. All
>>38855>already became a nightmare
Don't tempt me.. Nightmares have higher Int, Wis and Char than she does…
Tbh, I wouldn't mind hunting some (((griffins))) for their wings, or any other reason.. Too bad they're way below the party's CR now..>>38864
You know she could easily have all of those with items anyway, right?
want if infernuis wanted to become a big mac type poner?
Su abilities are cooler.
And don't compare her to that literal monster.
MORE HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD!>>38868
You're weird sometimes>>38869
Okay, but you can't keep those two
why? infernuis might want to be a poner.
Lol it's sillyThez would probably like horse penis
id love to hunt some (((griffons.)))
I'm hittin the hay, night faggots
what time does gm get off work?
night torcs faggot.
>>38865>Too bad they are way below the party's CR by now
This is more or less the reason I'd like to take it slow with the level advancement and limit haxxor. So we can enjoy the simple things, and don't need an arms race with opponents as much
On a Friday? I though he'd be off by now
Probably. He says he has a girlfriend, I imagine that would take some time. He also does other things I am sure>>38878
Nevermind what I said. I forgot all creatures could be buffed by adding hit dice and feats.
I guess that's true. I talked with GM and he confirmed that Fae should be bigly with the hit die added from the Paladin's Mount class, which would make her the equal of Cauchemar Tracy in a few regards
I want to summon Tracy's sidekick soon..
And I want a Silver dragon for a cohort
Think that Triceratops could be trained?
its dead? can you train a zombie?
We can revive it can't we? Tracy took its horns and skin. I think Torc cut off a chunk of the carcass as well.
It'll take three levels before she can do that though.. I guess she has time to plan.
yea whats your handle animal skill? mines 4.
>>38895Idk how Multiclass points work desu…
I put everything I could into it.
i just remembered animal is hitler's domain so we could most likely tame it.
gm said i was being a faggot and said hitler's domain is animal and good.
You should try to do something so fucking huge, ridiculous and zealous it cannot possibly be ignored.
Go full extremist.
I think that was because you bullshitted us with that Teleport.
it was in the spell list though.>>38900
i wiped out a communist village.
Infernius's faggot said that Hitler's domains were "animal and good," and then GM brought it back up when he pulled that teleport bullshit
I gave Tracy bonus points in my relationship math for not participating
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE they were commies dammit!!
They were mentally disabled persons who were being taken advantage of by mafiasos and leftist politicians. Even if they were communists, they should have been given the opportunity to repent first
Apparently not enough.
Think bigger. Make a noise so intense that it could be heard from heaven. And I mean a REALLY BIG noise.
Channel all of your latent autism into pure zealous frenzy.
1.theres no talking to communist's they arent retarded they are brain washed and CANNOT be talked to or trusted.
2.do you know what the communist did in berlin?
wipe out all kikes even the capitalist one?
I need to make Trumpaladin more attractive to his god. More souls, more money, and more glory>>38909
Perhaps if they were real communists, then sure. But living in a Communist country is not the same thing as being a communist. Vladimir Putin was born in the Soviet Union, and he was even an officer in the KGB. But he's a Nationalist hero>>38910
That would be pretty impressive
hes a dirty soviet disguised as a right wing politician>inb4 i get KGBed
And all of her millions of shitposting glimmernigger. Every single one of them, without mercy.
Tracy would be willing to help take-out Glimmer.>>38911
And be noisy about it. Make spam the evocation.
Leave our money farmer alone!
he needs to go he told to me to get thez a gemstone that would kill her.>>38914amazing pic make it red.>Tracy would be willing to help take-out Glimmer.
T be fair, it was Infernius who asked for it, and there's no way Ben knows shit about the NEP.
I'm pretty sure he tried to talk him out of it
>Implying anything less than the full strength of the party could come close to equaling Glimmer
She's the Princess of Haxxor you know
he asked for a gem stone more rare than a diamond and ben said "the only one i can think of is the voidstone"
Well yeah because you asked him a question and he told you the truth
he still tried to kill me.
I hate kikes more than anything, but I don't think that was his intention.
I don't think Ben can be blamed for Infernius's deliberate indifference to futility of his quest
kikes are sneaky that way.
How does Damage reduction work? Do attacks still land on targets with the ability?
I just wanted ideas..
It works exactly as the name implies. Unless the attack is made by a type of attack that goes around the damage reduction, the amount of damage the target takes per attack is reduced by the amount of damage specified>>38931
Unfortunately I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar, so nothing will really excite you. Sure, you can summon actual demons, but controlling them for your own ends will be more difficult
>>38932>I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar
I'm not looking for combat capabilities. I want something that fits the niches she lacks in, but also synergizes with her abilities.
Didn't mean to submit.
What's most important is that it matches her character thematics.
>>38933>I want something that fits the niches she lacks in, but also synergizes with her abilities
And what are her character thematics exactly?
Do creatures that take no damage due to damage reduction still take damage via Smiting?
I'm getting the impression from the wiki that Smite evil just adds to the amount of damage done in the attack, but does not modify the type of attack, and so would not circumvent damage reduction if the attack would not circumvent damage reduction
Something with deft hands that could do carry hold things or use simple items. I want something intelligent, not physically strong, and it's gotta be ebil. It'd be nice to have something smaller that could follow her in stealth wherever she goes too.
Something with minor spell-like abilities would be nice.>thematics
Nightmare mythology, ghosts, edginess.. etc.>>38937
Does it add to the damage, or the attack check? Enhancement bonus is different from extra Damage.
For example, the Power Attack feat allows you to detract from the attack roll, but increase the damage of a successful attack greatly.
Power Attack is great if you have a high base attack bonus, btw.
You want a house elf
Smite evil adds the charisma bonus to the attack roll and the paladin level to the damage roll. For example, Trumpaladin would receive a +4 bonus to his attack roll and a +16 to his damage roll>>38939
I agree. I don't think I ever specified Trumpaladin's last two feats, but one of them must be power attack
Shit.. I was hoping you wouldn't figure it out..
"me love my house elf."
>>38940Also a requirement for BG.
You'll want Improved Sunder too, because otherwise that Shatterspike is only counts as a +1 longsword.
Do you mean like the old European myths, or like in Harry Potter? House Elves are spooky, desu.
Eh, I can put that on the list of possible companions Trumpaladin wouldn't need to kill/I wouldn't be too jealous of no offense>>38943
Improved sunder is a good feat for him to acquire, but to specify it as his sixth feat now is a bit… I don't know
It's a +3 longsword, thank you very much>>38941
Okay, serious question, can I decorate your character, and what kind of enchantments do you want?
>>38945>What kind of enchantments
For items? She'd appreciate anything she has a slot filled-in for.
She currently doesn't have a belt, boots, or a helmet.>Possible companions Trump wouldn't need to kill
An Alp would be the archetypical sidekick for her, desu.
I meant in her Cauchemar form (she doesn't have many slots in that form, but only the horseshoes and maybe saddle are filled), but that is something to think about
What is an Alp? I can't find it anywhere
The older, darker version of elves in European mythology (Alp literally means "elf"), and an early inspiration for archytypes surrounding European vampires. It's pretty much exactly the same as a Night Hag, except it takes the form of a small elf boy or fairy with pointed ears, sometimes with mildly demonic features. They're wicked, sinister beings (although sometimes whimsical and carefree) who travel the countryside by attaching their invisible bodies to the backs of horses, entering the homes of mortals and feeding off of the dreams of the wicked and sinful, whole they'd treat upon while they slept. Like the Germanic Night Hags, they're associated with myths surrounding sleep paralysis and especially nightmares.
In some instances, they're known as "Sons of the mares (hags)", implying that they're sent by evil witches and demons to do their bidding, playing tricks on humans and tormenting them as they slept.
Alp appear quite a bit in Germanic folklore especially in Dark Age German prayers.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/nightmare.htmlhttps://www.vampires.com/the-nightmarish-alp/http://the-demonic-paradise.wikia.com/wiki/Alp
what is that on her chest and how do you kill it?
It's an """"elf""", or so it says..
It's apparently incredibly hard to catch, and even harder to kill.
Gosh I want to summon one now. It'd be perfect: basically a small Night Hag, with a disposition for >rape.
silver? holy water? a blessed hand grenade?
Problem is, they disappear as soon as they sense trouble. They turn into ghosts and you never see them again until you find yourself paralyzed the dark after the worst dream.
They're supposed to attach themselves to people filled with sin, similar to incubuses.
Just get a Harry Potter house elf
And please stop trying to kill off one of the prides of /mlp/ and replace her with your own conception of a European myth that never was
But I don't want a Harry Potter house elf. I want a badass Dark Age """elf""". It'd be perfect.
its more of a demon, it would fit tracys style.
Tracy is now banned from Trumpaladin's room
*sets magic circle against evil around bed*
Ikr. Would make a great ebil sidekick.
If it had Hag abilities, it could ride on her back or shoulder while ethereal, just like it would in myth. It could shapeshift into a humanoid as well for all sorts of utilities a pony might need assistance with.
Fuck your Ethereal bullshit
I forgot to mention. Etherealness is now a ban and post deletion, because that's the easiest solution
I had to run the night shift today because the plant manager is a jew. Not literally,… but literally.
Btw,… ffs ppl
Thez goes ethereal
Thez didn't gain it by bullshit, and doesn't use it to steal from party members or to get around actually having to RP well.
>>38968>to get around actually having to RP well.
[sad faggot noises]
I was going for something remotely humanoid anyway.
*Stands outside room, wearing nothing but the most provocative set of striped Kashmir socks*
Alright, I gotta sleep now.
GM, how long would it take, and what would it take, to provide medium fortification (equivalent of a +3AC enchantment or 9000 GP) to an armor piece?
1 day per 1000 gp.
Can I get it cheaper for Fae?pls
As to this point, that's because Thez is a personality first
and a set of abilities, skills, feats, and haxx, second
. I'm not being critical by that, and I'm not saying she doesn't use her abilities (of course she does), but she uses her abilities when conversation/dialogue, interaction, etc. won't
she must be sure of the outcome.
Though, she did spend several centuries not getting her way. That did make her more amicable.>>38975
Just a base magical enchantment? The fastest
way would be Magical Vestment followed by Permanency; 3 rounds.
>>38977>Custom barding made to fit a specific exotic mount>Cheaper
Idk though. There could be some way. Her natural armor is already pretty good though.
Magical Vestment can be made permanent?
… Can't that be cast on bareskin though? Does it still apply then?
The magical cost is the same regardless of size>>38979
Um… Is there a way that isn't so insanely expensive in xp?
I'll elaborate in a second>>38982
No, it has to be cast on 'something'.
The rules list 'several' spells that can be made permanent, and having gone through them all, I found that the spells that are able to be made so are generally all abjurations. It seems silly that one can make Magic Fang permanent and not Magic Vestment, so I'll allow it. In fact, if it makes a certain degree of sense, I'll throw the book out (hence why Thez can still airwalk Xp)
She's got great AC. But fortification is an enchantment that greatly reduces or even eliminates the chance of a critical hit or a sneak attack dealing the extra damage associated with those kinds of attacks. I would get it for Trumpaladin if he had an open armor slot
Give me one good reason not to summon her to fight after the zombie bullshit is over.>>38929
I legit can barely upload photos, most of the time I can't>>38961Torc turns Ethereal(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Oh, please try.
Good morning https://youtu.be/s-_MVrViO-8
Don't forget to give the main board some love today. We had a good day yesterday and we just might make the 100,000 before New Years
Well, the smite its self is a damage bonus on specifically aligned creatures, but if the creature's damage reduction exceeds the damage dealt - even with the extra damage - then no.>urge to shitpost intensifies
Can we end this zombie problem today?
Vanderiem's bonus relative to evil aligned creatures (or at least infernals) is +7. Is Vanderiem "epic" relative to evil creatures for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction?
I know he at least counts as a magick weapon and an good-aligned weapon.
Reminder that Paladins can apply those affects to any weapon the wield with the Magick Weapon and Bless Weapon spell. They're meant to overcome damage reduction of monsters, when you don't already have a magick/good weapon at your disposal.
But the problem is that spells like Holy Sword don't stack on top of the sword's enchantment bonus. So I gain very little from these spells (the 2d6 damage might be worth it, but I only have 1 4th level spell and Death Ward is pretty awesome)
>Bless weapon spell
If there's no way or it isn't worth enchanting Fae's teeth magic fang and permanency (xp cost is yuge) I can just use those spells on her. Good idea
I'm just reminding you, in case you ever managed to drop him again. Paladins' weapon-enhancement spells are mostly for bypassing Damage Reduction of fiends and other monsters.
Reminder that if all these others are getting more animal companions, I need a young adult (or adult) female Silver Dragon as a cohort
I sure hope so>>38994
You know, its funny you ask. I see all sorts of entries in the SRDs that talk about epic weapons and such, but I've never found a definitive description as to what makes a weapon "epic".>>39000
Who's getting more?>>39001
Only Rangers and Druids get those.
You can train as many animals as you have time for though. I'd suggest putting more ranks into Handle Animal in the future then.
Sugoito is itself a pretty powerful sword, so I should be (mostly) be okay if that happens. I think. But using these spells on other people's
weapons? Now that's something I think I should start trying>>39001
They keep wanting to train entire animal armies to fight for them
The Wiki said an "epic" pretty much any item, but weapons specifically, are those enchanted to +6 or greater>>39003
I mean your army of oversized animals
When Trump trys to train Tracy's birds: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGm-DTbctSMSkip to 0:40
That's kind of what I'm finding, leading me to conclude that someone didn't think things through. I mean, per that definition yes Vandereim is epic v. ebil, and likewise Sugoito is epic at breaking shit. Having said, there are other entries, specifically pertaining to magic weapons that expressly state that a weapon can't have an enhancement bonus of more than +5, nor can it have a combined enhancement and ability bonus (there's a table) beyond +10. The listings (here for example - https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Magic_Weapons#Epic_Weapons
) suggest that somewhere along the way someone(s) at D&D HQ said "Nah fuck that, lets make 'em bigger anyway!" which goes a long way to explaining why ppl have said 3.5 is broken.
I mean by this listing, a +30 sword is possible, which is just ass-fucking-retarded desu
I was thinking of forging a Shatterspike for Tracy as well. Blackguards have all of the spells and feats to craft them, and disarming your enemy by smashing their favorite weapon is such a BBEG tier move.
Indeed. It was precisely for that reason that Thez intentionally fugged up Sugoito's creation. It was going
to be the most ebin (not
counting shit like the list above) Vorpal Sword evar. There's a story behind it, but yeah breaking the opponent's shit is a quick way to make them impotent for all intents and purposes.
Do intelligent items get will saves against Magick?
Be more specific. "Magic" is a broad term
Especially when your enemy is no match for you in unarmed combat.>>39013
Bless Weapon and Corrupt Weapon make the affected weapon good/ebil. Corrupt weapon says:>The weapon also becomes evil, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)
If Tracy pics up a Good aligned weapon that doesn't like her, could she just make it her bitch for a few minutes with that spell? The spell says no saving throw.
I was going to experiment by torturing Vaderiem for a couple seconds, but I didn't want to get b&.
Tracy is the Queen of Edges. All edged weapons are her bitches.
Vanderiem is an Ancient Artifact that is intelligent and Scottish. And the Scotts don't take kindly to those who think they can just make them their "bitch" so easily. The only reason Vanderiem even lets Trumpaladin use him (most of the time) is because there are no other Paladins. Tracy would get her ass beat
Want to try it out?
Reminder that Vanderiem said "fuck you" to Trumpaladin when he tried to use him to defend Tracy
"Crap, she's onto me">And lo, Tracy did discover the main secret to how Thez has survived so long. She learned that trick 1v1 against a Nightwalker.
THe overcoming damage reduction bit relates to how all damage reduction is X/(w/e); x being the reduction, and w/e being the thing that overcomes it. Most infernals have something like 10/good.
I see your point on saving throws, and in that case I would give the weapon a saving throw since its diametrically opposed to Tracy to begin with.
… that's also why the broom-swords were a pair of short-swords instead of one greatsword
What are those blades made of, btw? Tracy has the pieces.>implied former intelligence
Not formerly intelligent, but it used to be a Longtooth Daikatana, that was Thez' prized weapon until she found herself wandering through limbo. Its essentially Damascus, but forged with the longtooth (2nd edition) properties of being able to expand in size in the hands of a dwarf (1/2 dwarf still applies) and cut through stone.
Thez pony is cute. She looks like Veronica the Communist pony, but pony is still a great look for her
For authenticity, it should be a long french braid, but I can't even get gradient-shade eyes to work right so,….
>>39022>I would give the weapon a saving throw
Alright, what's the will save for an intelligent item then? And what's the DC for Corrupt Weapon (it says no save)? Or are their saves just a 1d20 roll, since they don't have levels?
It's nice being able to bitch-slap any unwilling weapon into submission though. Corrupt Weapon is the one unique spell Blackguards have. It's better than Align Weapon or Unholy Strike (not really) in that regard, because it (and bless weapon) is the only spell/effect that's can ignore and override a weapons alignment.>>39029>>39028
Recolor the eyes to blue. Yellow is Veronika's eye-color.
I know that, but I just said I can't get gradient shade eyes to work right>saves
Corrupt weapon was written wrt non-intelligent, non-aligned weapons. It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch It gets a saving throw. e_e
You're not letting this go are you e_e
Nice edit tho. How do u blend shades?
Is today meta day?
I wasn't planning it to be
By the way, I looked it up, and Tracy couldn't claim Etherealness from having a Nightmare as an "Alternative form" because the creature undergoing the alternative form retains its special qualities of the original form, but does not gain the special qualities of the new form. She also could not use flaming hooves or smoke, since these are supernatural attacks, and a creature with an alternative form retains the supernatural attacks of its original form, but does not gain the supernatural attacks of the new form
>The creature retains the special qualities of its original form. It does not gain any special qualities of its new form.>The creature retains the spell-like abilities and supernatural attacks of its old form (except for breath weapons and gaze attacks). It does not gain the spell-like abilities or attacks of its new form.http://www.d20srd.org/srd/specialAbilities.htm#alternateForm>>39035
Every day is meta day>>39036
Well then lets bitch slap some zombies
>>39034>not letting this go
I just want to try it out some time.. No lowly knife says 'no' to Tracy Cage.>How do u blend shades?
I do all my edits with:https://pixlr.com/editor/
I used the color replace tool to edit the eye-color.
new pic is just after desaturating some of that excess orange.
I'll have to experiment with that. I do my edits in Paint and Gimp, but that only goes so far (with my skill level)
>>39042>Paint and Gimp
Wish I could use those. They don't work on this computer..
wft I want to cum inside Thez now
infernuis will eat you faggots.
Thez pony is not fo,… I can't even type that with a straight face.>>39039
RIght, this. Uhm, gimme like a 1/2 hour to get everything squared away
We have to play? Okay….
Trumpaladin remounts the Demon Horse
>>39047>bovines are herbavoirs>>39050
Looks like my waifu was stolen by…
Fucking Flash Sentry…
I don't like this game
Shit. Trumpaladin may have to cum inside Tracy again before they can kill Ginsberg
Seriously though, why is there no iwtciaf pic?
>who was her first romantic interest
She's had some before. They're just dead now.
Welp, time to put my actual dagger too use.
See y'all in hell.
JK, but fuck off
True. But within this rpg, Tracy was her first interest>>39059
Wuv you*steals your waifu*
infernuis is an omnivore
Minotaurs are literal man-eaters.
Ah, thanks for reminding me of something.
GM, prepare for an autistic rabbit message
delete it if you must but it doesn't stop whats coming.
Okay, so before we fire off, lets recap. I haven't looked back, but I last recall Trump, Tracy, and Infernius at the main gate, with a giant skeleton at their feet and dozens more (zombies and skeletons) lining the ground. There are more, but they are keeping their distance, likely at the behest of that creepy-black-cloud-thing with a broom-handle sticking out of it with a rag-doll face.
Torcuil and Trollestia are at the docks, able to keep a hoard of sea-zombies at bay, while by sea there is a creepy-black pyramid thing with torches at the corners floating toward them.
Thez <whooof> had vanished previously, in response to screams from within the town and a series of concussive 'bang' sounds.>>39068
"Is it a benis?"
But he's stopped being the waifu thief now. He didn't realize how much it hurt Tracy, but now he knowsThe bigger problem is that he promised Torcuil he wouldn't sex her…
Yeah let's send Infernius with Thez
"that the surprise me have for you."
Tracy and Trumpaladin were charging Ruth, and were just moments away from being in range to attack her.
Tracy had her chain out ready to knock her off of her broom once they were just 60 ft away.
And Trumpaladin readies an attack with Vanderiem, with Smite evil
Fuck. Does the pyramid have any symbols or markings? Should i roll perception?>>39074
Oh yeah…. Thanks for reminding me
since the cloud giant is kill ill go back to the sewers assuming there is a lich down there.
Just for the record, was Troll casting Searing Light from the top of the tower last week? She fired multiple shots of what appeared to be that spell.
You put ranks into knowledge arcana and knowledge architecture and engineering, right? Maybe you could roll to identify the structure.
Well for starters - as is often the case - Thez didn't really say anything, she just <whoooof>-gone, so where she is is not certain (its not a secret, but process man process!).>>39079
K. When the time comes (I'm still organizing), be specific with attacks, cuz that's going to matter.
Would knocking her off of her broom count as a Disarm attack?
She fired both of her prepared shots?
Dude, don't get nerfed for excess meta
You gave those roc eggs to Tracy's faggot 100% for free without him having to plan anything out or do anything correctly. Don't give him Trollestia as easily
Thats a good point
Rolling for identification.
I'm assuming I was able to fully rank those up for Torc, but IDk how to apply bonuses
I would have prefered that 20 on something else, but okay
The pyramid wafts arcane and necromantic energy, and it appears quite old, but still quite polished and maintained. There are no apparent entries, and it glides along the water effortlessly and without rocking. It is a 4-sided black pyramid, of a similar (though different) material as Court City. Its basically a creepy-floating-temple that you need to be undead or ethereal-able to enter.
>>39092>INB4 no one helps Trump in cause he says ethereal is bullshit
Intresting, how big is it?
Uhhhh,… its a pyramid. Its pretty fuggin big, big enough to allow me to put a dungeon in later on.
I never had an issue with mounted Tracy's su abilities. He can ride Tracy. And if not Tracy, then Thez
Fair enoughshould I roll for plan T now or later?
Alright, so we have the character "starting positions". This is gonna be hairy, cuz there's several operations going on simultaneously. My head may explode, in spite of efforts to prevent it.>>39097>T
im headed back to the sewers.
|Rolled 14, 7, 2 = 23|
Lets begin, shall we?>3d20
May the hands of kek guide this roll
I think kek hates me
>>39100>kek wills it
ALright! Let start this off shall we?
As Tracy and Trump speed toward the vacuous black cloud that has a broom-handled puppet sticking out of it, weapons drawn and ready to lay the smackdown,….
… a thin green beam shoots out of it, aimed at the shiny human on the weird horse speeding toward.
At the same time, the onslaught of water-ghouls ceases. They haven't left, but there's dozens of them staring at Torcuil and Troll with beady black eyes and a malevolent expression on their faces, which are just above water, all along the docks. Its spoopy AF.
Meanwhile, sounds of things breaking can be heard from inside the Port.
Oh fuck, that 20 is scary
Please tell me the dice is my fort save
"uh Troll, unicorns can read emotion right? The fucking hell is up with the ghouls?">>39106
Thats not me, thats Tr/Tr
Nope, Disintegrate is a touch-attack spell, and that was the roll for it. What is Trump's motified Fortitude saving throw?
Ur lucky touch-attack spells don't get critical hit modifiers
You did cast that Eagle's Splendor before the charge, right?
Trips suggest he did,… I'm gonna have to calculate shit, hold on.
Does she need a caster check for that given the 19 spell resistance?
I guess it isn't like I wasn't expecting this to happen
10 base +4 charisma +1 stone of good luck +1 Constitution bonus +that cloak of resistance, like +3 or +4
So something like +19, maybe +20 to his fort without eagles splendor and an additional +2 with eagles splendor, which would be +21 or +22
Yes. So +22, and I'm working on the spell resistance, but I'm having difficulty finding the entry.
Okay, I'm not finding anything pertaining to Paladin spell resistence, I'm only finding entries to do with Paladin mount resistance, which is foolish desu. How would a mount get spell resistence if the paladin doesn't?
Spell resistance is a caster level check that RBG would have to roll for. She's probably strong enough to overcome 19 spell resistance with any roll higher than like a 2, but anything is good>>39115
It's from his armor. He has 19 spell resistance on the Armor
Oh right. Okay, rolling for resistance check
Resistance failure. NOW is the +22 fortitude check roll
>>39111>"If I die, do not let them take my body. And please don't turn any part of me into a damned drinking mug or chair or clothing accessory">>39118
With faith in his equipment and natural strength, and certainty in his cause and purpose, Trumpaladin now trusts in the dice
"Elway, watch over me"
See this is why I said to go with the Cloak of Charisma. Spell resistance isn't omnipotent for spell effects. Divine Grace is meant so you can put everything into Char.
|Rolled 6, 5, 2, 1, 2 = 16|
Yay, he saves not by much tho
. It would have been awkward for him to crumble into dust during this glorious charge.
Except disintegrate, as the name implies, destroys the body. Problem solved I guess>>39120
The cloak of resistance is better
Okay, long and drawn out I know.
Trump gets hit by a pale green beam that hurts, comparable to a good gash from an axe, though he shows no visible damage. This doesn't detract from his/Tracy's charge however.
Meanwhile Infernius heads off to the sewers, where there is a huge pile of poo (there was a poo demon), and a curious woman(?) who seems to be eating it.
T> "They don't have emotions in the typical sense, they're just animate forms of rage and vile."
Ready attack with Smite Evil>>39121
These damned mages are scary. I am glad I prepared for them sort of
Aw shit, I g2g for at least half an hour…
You're welcome to try. How are you planning to knock her off the broom, given that you can't see her, all you see is a creepy puppet-thing?>>39127
Wading in against an opponent with concealment 'eh?
Can you state your attack so we can play through the first round?
"ma'am are you okay?"
"GUNS! GIVE ME YOUR GUNS!" she screams as she turns toward you. "FEINSTEIN WILL HAVE YOUR GUNS!" she says, still eating poo.
Dianne Feinstein is a shrivelled husk of a human, clearly undead. She's eating poo 'cuz it amuses GM for her to do so, so she is. Infernius is not yet in melee range, but has a moment to decide what to do next (range weapons, spells, or close distance).
Meanwhile, a voice speaks into the mind of Torcuil and Trollestia.
"You must pass the pyramid in order to find out what is inside it"
Pfft! Concealment only increases the chance of a miss by 20% to 50%. She ain't a Rogue, so there's no special danger. The only way to disperse the cloud anyways is to use Tracy's sword's gust feature, and Tracy's faggot is more interested in making attack types that don't exist than using his equipment wisely.
What's the alternative to wading in? Prance around it while RBG spams insta-kill spells at us until we fail our saving throws?
|Rolled 20, 20, 12 = 52|
slash slash slash
Oh ffs man. SHould I even roll? Gawd, let me check real quick
It… It finally happened. Infernius finally rolled a Natural 20 in a situation that wasn't Torcuil's attack of opportunity against him. AND THEN HE ROLLED A SECOND ONE!
I haven't seen anything this glorious since I rolled a 20 on pinning Tracy and another 20 on a >rape roll
Roll twice to see if those give double damage
a nat 20 gives x2 damage.
Well, there is a problem. I did say in >>39133
that Infernius is not yet in range.
Technically, those 20s are void.
Like, unless he wants to magnificently swing at the air in front of him, there's not much I can do.
I'm not GOING to do that, but if I were to preserve those rolls (which I really wanna), that means Feinstein gets first move, and you can guess from how RBG started what's coming next.
infernuis lets her kill him.
|Rolled 20, 1, 15 = 36|
I thought she was using Darkness, not smoke.
May as well start off by trying to blow the old lady away with Gust of Wind then.
The chain dances, so rolling for its attacks, attempting to knock her off the broom.
i wish that was a crit.
Oh! It misses! It whisks by his face, but fails to make contact!
Okay now Infernius can gets to murder,… which with the critical modifiers of his being a flaming-burst sword ON TOP of the basic crit stats for the sword its self, I don't need to roll.>>39147
Y? Then he might be dead
Can I make a full Attack? Tracy's faggot is making a full attack
Smite Evil, Slash, Slash, Slash