With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37933
I keep track of every item. Even the ones I haven't made much use of. Just because I haven't used the ever-smoking bottle (although I can think of a couple situations I should have used it) doesn't mean I have forgotten about it
>>37934
And realistically these things should have eaten Tracy and not take orders from her. You're sharing these birds
>>37935
I calculated 114. I may be wrong though. Remember that if a skill is not listed on the wiki page for a wizard, it's not a class skill, and so ranks in it cost two skill points and not one
I keep track of every item. Even the ones I haven't made much use of. Just because I haven't used the ever-smoking bottle (although I can think of a couple situations I should have used it) doesn't mean I have forgotten about it
>>37934
And realistically these things should have eaten Tracy and not take orders from her. You're sharing these birds
>>37935
I calculated 114. I may be wrong though. Remember that if a skill is not listed on the wiki page for a wizard, it's not a class skill, and so ranks in it cost two skill points and not one
How much bigger have her birds gotten actually? Can I get a size class?
>>37939
Yeah, it would have been perfect for the scene in the stables where Infernius walks in for some reason
That armor Trumpaladin got from Korak. That's Celestial Armor, right? Except I think you said once that it is "neutral aligned" and it also seems to be glamoured.
Yeah, it would have been perfect for the scene in the stables where Infernius walks in for some reason
That armor Trumpaladin got from Korak. That's Celestial Armor, right? Except I think you said once that it is "neutral aligned" and it also seems to be glamoured.
>>37940
Based off Celestial Armor, yes. "Ambivalent" is the "term" for the "Armor". Its not glamoured, but it has a "fixing" enchantment. Oh wait, you're not supposed to know about that, you're supposed to worry about how to fix the stuff.
>>37942
Your penitence makes me more suspicious than your petitionance.
Based off Celestial Armor, yes. "Ambivalent" is the "term" for the "Armor". Its not glamoured, but it has a "fixing" enchantment. Oh wait, you're not supposed to know about that, you're supposed to worry about how to fix the stuff.
>>37942
Your penitence makes me more suspicious than your petitionance.
>>37939
>Taking responsibility for choices
I'm beginning to wonder if having my character complete his "fuck Unicorn A" quest was not as wise a choice as I thought
>>37943
You want me to try black guard, don't you? That's not as easy as you might think though. He only gets 4 skill points per level (5 if I boost his Int) and 5 ranks of hide will cost him 10 points
>>37944
Let me ask you my real question. If Trumpaladin falls off of a flying mount, and issues the command "fly," will the armor save him, or will he fall?
>Taking responsibility for choices
I'm beginning to wonder if having my character complete his "fuck Unicorn A" quest was not as wise a choice as I thought
>>37943
You want me to try black guard, don't you? That's not as easy as you might think though. He only gets 4 skill points per level (5 if I boost his Int) and 5 ranks of hide will cost him 10 points
>>37944
Let me ask you my real question. If Trumpaladin falls off of a flying mount, and issues the command "fly," will the armor save him, or will he fall?
>>37937
Um, that's a lot.
Whats the max level I can go on skills?
I'm thinking maybe Knowledge (architecture and engineering) and spellcraft. Thoughts?
Um, that's a lot.
Whats the max level I can go on skills?
I'm thinking maybe Knowledge (architecture and engineering) and spellcraft. Thoughts?
>>37945
You wanna help Tracy make some? They could get more done together.
Also, you should pack those vest pokets with some vials of Alchemist's Fire; I want to make a few for Tracy too.
>>37946
I meant to use the bottle for escape. It won't help much if you have to pray for a good roll when you really need it.
You wanna help Tracy make some? They could get more done together.
Also, you should pack those vest pokets with some vials of Alchemist's Fire; I want to make a few for Tracy too.
>>37946
I meant to use the bottle for escape. It won't help much if you have to pray for a good roll when you really need it.
>>37946
He'll fall.
Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
He'll fall.
Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
"Oh look, I've saved the party because the guards didn't bother to cavity check and I snuck in some poison."
"Oh look, I've negotiated the nefarious race into doing manual labor and helping the party build ships."
"Oh look, I've beaten everyone's faces in and there are a few dozen corpses to loot," (that last was Thez) is the sort of "party rivalry" I had been looking for
"Oh look, I've negotiated the nefarious race into doing manual labor and helping the party build ships."
"Oh look, I've beaten everyone's faces in and there are a few dozen corpses to loot," (that last was Thez) is the sort of "party rivalry" I had been looking for
>>37950
Well, there goes one way of getting even with Tracy's bullshit free haxxor
>Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
What? I did not understand that at all
>>37954
I tried that a couple times, most notably I thought I had talked down Korak. It's failed mostly
>>37955
You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
Well, there goes one way of getting even with Tracy's bullshit free haxxor
>Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
What? I did not understand that at all
>>37954
I tried that a couple times, most notably I thought I had talked down Korak. It's failed mostly
>>37955
You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
>>37957
>You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
She was going to be melted down into sovereign glue. It's not like I didn't give you a chance to try negotiating; it just didn't work.
>You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
She was going to be melted down into sovereign glue. It's not like I didn't give you a chance to try negotiating; it just didn't work.
>>37961
Even with your bullshit Ethereal haxx you should have failed a hide check from the conversation and she never would have trusted you. Literally the only reason you were able to get her at all was because you begged GM "I've been here six hours to do one thing. Let me do that one thing." You did not earn that
Even with your bullshit Ethereal haxx you should have failed a hide check from the conversation and she never would have trusted you. Literally the only reason you were able to get her at all was because you begged GM "I've been here six hours to do one thing. Let me do that one thing." You did not earn that
>>37962
>re: death
Yes. YES. This is PRECISELY what I'm on about. Why can't you bitches be more like Torcuil?! Xp
>re: death
Yes. YES. This is PRECISELY what I'm on about. Why can't you bitches be more like Torcuil?! Xp
>>37962
>"Oh look, I fucking killed Kefka with one spell, and then fucked death to save a friend"
Those were fucking awesome. Made me laugh my ass off
>>37963
Of stop. Normally, you'd have to wait until level 23 and become a Divine Emissary if you wanted to cast Holy Word. If you can have epic-tier out-of-class abilities, why can't I?
>"Oh look, I fucking killed Kefka with one spell, and then fucked death to save a friend"
Those were fucking awesome. Made me laugh my ass off
>>37963
Of stop. Normally, you'd have to wait until level 23 and become a Divine Emissary if you wanted to cast Holy Word. If you can have epic-tier out-of-class abilities, why can't I?
>>37968
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
>>37971
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
>>37974
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
>>37977
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
>>37966
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37980
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>>37980
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>>37982
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>>37984
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
Alright, here's my digs.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
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What I'm getting at is that I don't know how to shift or waver. I could favor the party, or I could favor the individual. So far I've done both. I won't claim my decisions have been 'correct' nor have they necessarily been "best". They have been - in the moment - sincere. and I hope that means as much on paper as it does thinking/dictating it.
>>37997
With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
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With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
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Praise Epona
>>37999
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
Um... Can we post more on the main board? An anon is talking about how mlpol is dying and "heat death seems innevitable." I know Tracy's faggot used to make like 100 posts a day, and then stopped after these threads became a thing. I've mostly stopped posting, and Infernius has mostly stopped posting... Let's give the main board some love
>>38016
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
>>38020
You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
>>38015
"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
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>>38022
Surprise serious moment,...
Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
Surprise serious moment,...
Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
>>38022
"Traditional marriage is important..."
"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
"Traditional marriage is important..."
"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
>>38025
"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
>>38027
"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
>>38034
"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>him
Don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>him
Don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
>>38036
"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"
>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male
"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"
>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male
>>38038
"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."
>That implication
"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."
>That implication
"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
>>38040
"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"
>herd
*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"
>herd
*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
>>38039
Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
>>38042
"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scare
She's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scare
She's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
>>38043
>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do that
I don't think you understand my character
>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do that
I don't think you understand my character
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>>38045
>Foal isn't human
He hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"
"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
>Foal isn't human
He hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"
"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
>>38051
[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
>>38052
"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
>>38060
"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
>>38061
[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
>>38062
"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
>>38063
"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
>>38065
"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try
[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try
[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
>>38066
"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
>>38067
"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
>>38068
"Oh I'll love him. How can I not love my own blood? Just the same as I cannot but love you. But he may break my heart, just as you might"
"Oh I'll love him. How can I not love my own blood? Just the same as I cannot but love you. But he may break my heart, just as you might"
>>38069
"No matter what happens, I'll always love my new family. I don't care about any heartbreak later, but what's growing in me right now."
*Faggot goes to sleep*
"No matter what happens, I'll always love my new family. I don't care about any heartbreak later, but what's growing in me right now."
*Faggot goes to sleep*
Did the party get a good look of the layout of the Court City when they rescued Infernius?
>>38075
Aww, too bad. If they had moar info, it'd be a great mission to sneak in and destroy those lich phylacteries, some day.
Aww, too bad. If they had moar info, it'd be a great mission to sneak in and destroy those lich phylacteries, some day.
>>38076
>mission to sneak in and destroy those lich phylacheteries
As soon as the main army is repelled or partly destroyed, we're calling Baz, resurrecting the Pirates to use as mercenaries, and then launching a full frontal assault on the Court City before the lichs revive
>mission to sneak in and destroy those lich phylacheteries
As soon as the main army is repelled or partly destroyed, we're calling Baz, resurrecting the Pirates to use as mercenaries, and then launching a full frontal assault on the Court City before the lichs revive
>>38077
>full frontal
Wouldn't the lichs be able to transport their phylacteries if they sensed an assault on the capital? As to my knowledge, they could manifest next to their treasures, and the just teleport out.
>full frontal
Wouldn't the lichs be able to transport their phylacteries if they sensed an assault on the capital? As to my knowledge, they could manifest next to their treasures, and the just teleport out.
>>38079
>if they are killed in the attack on Port Barry
That's not how liches work. They ONLY go away once their phylacteries are destroyed. After we kill Ruth, she'll just turn to dust, manifest in her room where her phylactery is, and immediately start planning the next attack. A lich is invincible so long as its phylactery exists in the world.
>if they are killed in the attack on Port Barry
That's not how liches work. They ONLY go away once their phylacteries are destroyed. After we kill Ruth, she'll just turn to dust, manifest in her room where her phylactery is, and immediately start planning the next attack. A lich is invincible so long as its phylactery exists in the world.
>>38081
I know that. They still need to have their phylacteries destroyed to go away permanently. It could also take a week to move an entire army to the capital.
I know that. They still need to have their phylacteries destroyed to go away permanently. It could also take a week to move an entire army to the capital.
>>38082
Then let's do it. A combined Port Barry/Sparintenar/mercenary army assaults the city, while several of the players go directly inside, similar to last time, to kill off and destroy more important targets.
Then let's do it. A combined Port Barry/Sparintenar/mercenary army assaults the city, while several of the players go directly inside, similar to last time, to kill off and destroy more important targets.
>>38084
No, not yet. Baz said that Sparintenar has been preparing to assault the Court City head on for years though. Just explain the situation, offer agreeable terms for the peace, and Sparintenar will be willing to strike while the iron is hot
No, not yet. Baz said that Sparintenar has been preparing to assault the Court City head on for years though. Just explain the situation, offer agreeable terms for the peace, and Sparintenar will be willing to strike while the iron is hot
>>38087
Not especially. The whole place was complete disorder, shifting from industrial technology to raw caves, to worked stone. It rather bore the resemblance of several cities or structures mashed together at random.
Not especially. The whole place was complete disorder, shifting from industrial technology to raw caves, to worked stone. It rather bore the resemblance of several cities or structures mashed together at random.
>>37854
Now that I look at it, there really aren't that many Neutral Ebil Outsiders in 3.5e. Hags and Nightmares are the two most powerful fiends of that alignment. No mention of yugoloths in that edition either.
Now that I look at it, there really aren't that many Neutral Ebil Outsiders in 3.5e. Hags and Nightmares are the two most powerful fiends of that alignment. No mention of yugoloths in that edition either.
>>38077
Didn't the first few pirates you resurrected just run away though? Are you sure they'll take part in the assault?
Either way, may as well bring 'em back anyway.
Didn't the first few pirates you resurrected just run away though? Are you sure they'll take part in the assault?
Either way, may as well bring 'em back anyway.
>>38091
Only one pirate has been resurrected thus far. He was scared and apprehensive at first, but eventually said more or less "I will do anything for money so long as I believe you won't fuck me over." He would of course have left the tower in the week or so after that, but I would imagine he could be located at the rusty spoon or sickly wicket or whatever the taverns are called, which is why I had Trumpaladin go to a tavern - to talk to him and ask about cannons.
The remaining 23 pirates are still dead, but we have material, and I had Trumpaladin produce "calm emotions" scrolls to aid in the resurrection. I was going to resurrect them anyways to use them to make potions and such
>Are you sure they'll take part in the assault
No, but GM hinted that Port Barry's are willing mercenaries
>>38092
He'll want his stuff back. I think the costs will probably outweigh the benefits
Only one pirate has been resurrected thus far. He was scared and apprehensive at first, but eventually said more or less "I will do anything for money so long as I believe you won't fuck me over." He would of course have left the tower in the week or so after that, but I would imagine he could be located at the rusty spoon or sickly wicket or whatever the taverns are called, which is why I had Trumpaladin go to a tavern - to talk to him and ask about cannons.
The remaining 23 pirates are still dead, but we have material, and I had Trumpaladin produce "calm emotions" scrolls to aid in the resurrection. I was going to resurrect them anyways to use them to make potions and such
>Are you sure they'll take part in the assault
No, but GM hinted that Port Barry's are willing mercenaries
>>38092
He'll want his stuff back. I think the costs will probably outweigh the benefits
>>38082
>It could also take a week to move an army to the capital
It might take a week to move an army by land. But The Court City is located on a river. Korak, when he first told us about the Court City, said he could take us there in his ship, The Jolly Cunt, telling us that the river is navicable even by a galleon as far as to the Court City. And we also happen to have The Jolly Cunt as a party resource, including cannons that haven't even been counted, even if we haven't explored it yet. We can put troops in it, and sail it to the Court City. Any excess Troops or resources that don't fit in it can go in either of two Caravels that we also have and have not used.
The Court City is 80 miles away. By water it's longer, maybe 120 miles, but even if a sailing ship only goes 5 miles per hour - with only half decent winds and needing to tact - it can get there in 24 hours, because sailing ships don't need to rest unlike horses.
>But what if GM changes his mind and the river is not Navicable
Sparintenar is at the mouth of the river on the Ocean. It's a great place to take the troops half way there, disembark, and meet up with Sparintenar allies before going to the Court City, while also by passing Cardishore and any resistance it may give. We would probably want to stop in Sparintenar anyways to meet up with friendly forces
>>38095
He'll want a lot of things back, I am not sure it would be worth it
>It could also take a week to move an army to the capital
It might take a week to move an army by land. But The Court City is located on a river. Korak, when he first told us about the Court City, said he could take us there in his ship, The Jolly Cunt, telling us that the river is navicable even by a galleon as far as to the Court City. And we also happen to have The Jolly Cunt as a party resource, including cannons that haven't even been counted, even if we haven't explored it yet. We can put troops in it, and sail it to the Court City. Any excess Troops or resources that don't fit in it can go in either of two Caravels that we also have and have not used.
The Court City is 80 miles away. By water it's longer, maybe 120 miles, but even if a sailing ship only goes 5 miles per hour - with only half decent winds and needing to tact - it can get there in 24 hours, because sailing ships don't need to rest unlike horses.
>But what if GM changes his mind and the river is not Navicable
Sparintenar is at the mouth of the river on the Ocean. It's a great place to take the troops half way there, disembark, and meet up with Sparintenar allies before going to the Court City, while also by passing Cardishore and any resistance it may give. We would probably want to stop in Sparintenar anyways to meet up with friendly forces
>>38095
He'll want a lot of things back, I am not sure it would be worth it
>>38096
I can get new swag. A lot of it was pretty much tailored to him anyway, and still reeks of his personality.
I Tracy gets Weapon Focus in her daggers, she might not need the sword so much, now that she has her Ever-whirling chain.
>by river
How many boats do we own?
I can get new swag. A lot of it was pretty much tailored to him anyway, and still reeks of his personality.
I Tracy gets Weapon Focus in her daggers, she might not need the sword so much, now that she has her Ever-whirling chain.
>by river
How many boats do we own?
>>38098
I'm not giving up my portion of the loot, and I really would rather not lose the ship and the two dozen pirates unless we got a sweet deal out of it
>how many ships
Two or three caravels, and a galleon
I'm not giving up my portion of the loot, and I really would rather not lose the ship and the two dozen pirates unless we got a sweet deal out of it
>how many ships
Two or three caravels, and a galleon
>>38102
He could probably escape pretty easily like that.
Better to just offer him something of ample value in return, like his swag back.
He could probably escape pretty easily like that.
Better to just offer him something of ample value in return, like his swag back.
>>38107
Not really.
Zombies aren't capable of all of the things they were in life. They're mindless after all.
Not really.
Zombies aren't capable of all of the things they were in life. They're mindless after all.
>>38103
>We can take an entire army, including siege engines and logistical support, to the Court City in a little over a day, with an overnight stop in Sparentinar to meet up with allies there
HUZZAH!
>We can take an entire army, including siege engines and logistical support, to the Court City in a little over a day, with an overnight stop in Sparentinar to meet up with allies there
HUZZAH!
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>>38089
When you cast Planar Ally without a patron deity, can you seek out the general kind of creature you're trying to summon, or will it just be any outsider in coherence with your philosophical alignment? Can you seek-out creatures you have knowledge of?
When you cast Planar Ally without a patron deity, can you seek out the general kind of creature you're trying to summon, or will it just be any outsider in coherence with your philosophical alignment? Can you seek-out creatures you have knowledge of?
>>38111
Checked.
>If you serve no particular deity, the spell is a general plea answered by a creature sharing your philosophical alignment.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Greater_Planar_Ally
Is what I was looking at.
Checked.
>If you serve no particular deity, the spell is a general plea answered by a creature sharing your philosophical alignment.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Greater_Planar_Ally
Is what I was looking at.
>>38113
Huh. I'm still not sure how a cleric is supposed to cast spells in the first place without a patron deity, but fug it
Huh. I'm still not sure how a cleric is supposed to cast spells in the first place without a patron deity, but fug it
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>>38113
Also, I don't know anything about deities in this game, and neither does Tracy. Tracy has 2 ranks in Knowledge Religion, but religion isn't really a thing in Equestria.
What does it actually mean to serve a deity in this Game?
Also, I don't know anything about deities in this game, and neither does Tracy. Tracy has 2 ranks in Knowledge Religion, but religion isn't really a thing in Equestria.
What does it actually mean to serve a deity in this Game?
>>38118
>summon an ebil
Idk what deities exist in The Game, but I at least wanted Tracy to make some contact with some Outsiders that matched her alignment, sort of like a "deal with the daemon" kind of scenario.
Is there a place I can read about ebil gods, rituals, and the outer planes for this game?
>summon an ebil
Idk what deities exist in The Game, but I at least wanted Tracy to make some contact with some Outsiders that matched her alignment, sort of like a "deal with the daemon" kind of scenario.
Is there a place I can read about ebil gods, rituals, and the outer planes for this game?
Tracy: *reads Necronomicon*
Trumpaladin: "What are you doing Tracy?"
Tracy: "reading up on the outer Gods"
Trumpaladin: "But that's heresy!"
*pulls out chain sword, ready to smite heretic*
Tracy: "Oh Flashy, I am a devotee of the Chaos God Slaanesh, Prince of Pleasure. God of Lust and Greed, among other things."
*bats eyes at Flashy*
*assumes a addictive pose*
"You want to see some of what I've learned?"
Trumpaladin: *backs away slowly*
*runs*
Tracy: *continues reading*
\r
Trumpaladin: "What are you doing Tracy?"
Tracy: "reading up on the outer Gods"
Trumpaladin: "But that's heresy!"
*pulls out chain sword, ready to smite heretic*
Tracy: "Oh Flashy, I am a devotee of the Chaos God Slaanesh, Prince of Pleasure. God of Lust and Greed, among other things."
*bats eyes at Flashy*
*assumes a addictive pose*
"You want to see some of what I've learned?"
Trumpaladin: *backs away slowly*
*runs*
Tracy: *continues reading*
\r
>>38123
If Tracy is looking for a religion, her fiancé would be overjoyed if she joined him in Football
If Tracy is looking for a religion, her fiancé would be overjoyed if she joined him in Football
i g2g for an hour or two
I guess I should probably bake,....
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