Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
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>tfw when i cant log into my rabb.it so i had to make a new one.
Actually, Trumpaladin calls Fae, so he can give her the bracers, and tells her in person to look over the homefront
>>32021
*stamps hooves in anticipation (she really likes the shoes and jacket), but nods understandingly with a determined, serious expression*
"I know, Flashy. I'm prepared to give this at all."
Gosh, imagine a slick, black motorcycle jacket/suit that perfectly fits to her body no matter her size. Smooth as fuck.
*stamps hooves in anticipation (she really likes the shoes and jacket), but nods understandingly with a determined, serious expression*
"I know, Flashy. I'm prepared to give this at all."
Gosh, imagine a slick, black motorcycle jacket/suit that perfectly fits to her body no matter her size. Smooth as fuck.
>>32023
Pali
Actually, the magneto rod threw me. I can't see any reason why he wouldn't be able to steal it, which kind of nerfs the whole fight. 3.5e has it being Vs. a Dread Wraith, but that's lame; I was going 2nd edition, but without the scythe, death is kind of a bitch desu
Pali
Actually, the magneto rod threw me. I can't see any reason why he wouldn't be able to steal it, which kind of nerfs the whole fight. 3.5e has it being Vs. a Dread Wraith, but that's lame; I was going 2nd edition, but without the scythe, death is kind of a bitch desu
>>32025
>black jacket
For once, just once, you got the aesthetics right
*Trumpaladin appreciates and compliments Tracy's sexy black Jacket*
*kisses pony*
>black jacket
For once, just once, you got the aesthetics right
*Trumpaladin appreciates and compliments Tracy's sexy black Jacket*
*kisses pony*
>>32027
Haha fuck your planning
Torc ain't dying tonight.
And now Torc owns 'Death's Scythe' this worked better than expected. But don't have Death die yet. I want to try something completely stupid.
I want to reason with death
Haha fuck your planning
Torc ain't dying tonight.
And now Torc owns 'Death's Scythe' this worked better than expected. But don't have Death die yet. I want to try something completely stupid.
I want to reason with death
>>32031
Oh, cuz I planned this Xp
I mean I seriously envision Death (Skeltal in a robe) looking down perplexed, looking at Torcuil (holding the scythe now), looking down again, looking back, taking a deep sigh, saying "You're right, my bad,"
Oh, cuz I planned this Xp
I mean I seriously envision Death (Skeltal in a robe) looking down perplexed, looking at Torcuil (holding the scythe now), looking down again, looking back, taking a deep sigh, saying "You're right, my bad,"
>>32032
"~Hmmmmm.. It'll be rushed, but we won't have very much time later..."
*drags him away for 15-20 minutes*
"~Hmmmmm.. It'll be rushed, but we won't have very much time later..."
*drags him away for 15-20 minutes*
>>32034
*Is dragged by pony or horse, I am not sure*
"You can keep your jacket and shoes on. Torcuil's gotta have his spaghetti with Trollestia before we can leave anyways"
*spends 20 minutes with pony*
*Is dragged by pony or horse, I am not sure*
"You can keep your jacket and shoes on. Torcuil's gotta have his spaghetti with Trollestia before we can leave anyways"
*spends 20 minutes with pony*
>>32033
"Okay listen Mr. Reaper, I actually do not wish to kill you. Nor do I wish for the curse of imortallity. When my time comes I will go.
I instead wish to ask of your aid. My friend is being infected by a parasite. Could you kill this parasite and leave my friend unharmed? My terms are I will give you back your scythe and you cannot kill me today."
"Okay listen Mr. Reaper, I actually do not wish to kill you. Nor do I wish for the curse of imortallity. When my time comes I will go.
I instead wish to ask of your aid. My friend is being infected by a parasite. Could you kill this parasite and leave my friend unharmed? My terms are I will give you back your scythe and you cannot kill me today."
>>32037
>I will give you back your scythe
This is a noble sacrifice.
Come on, Death. He's being generous.
>I will give you back your scythe
This is a noble sacrifice.
Come on, Death. He's being generous.
>>32046
New Torc flow chart
Will it fuck up everyones plans?
>Yes
Fucking do it
>No
Is the creature friendly?
>Yes
Fuck it
>No
Leave
New Torc flow chart
Will it fuck up everyones plans?
>Yes
Fucking do it
>No
Is the creature friendly?
>Yes
Fuck it
>No
Leave
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Does anyone have the non-Stirner version of this (Stirner's a faggot)
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>>32067
But Death isn't evil.
Death will eventually come, but it doesn't persue. It waits until you need to be guided to the great beyond.
But Death isn't evil.
Death will eventually come, but it doesn't persue. It waits until you need to be guided to the great beyond.
>>32067
Death is normal. The world as we know it wouldn't be possible without it.
>Everyone else does
If you've ever read a story where someone made a "deal with death", Death always follows the rules to their full extent.
Death is Lawful Neutral.
Death is normal. The world as we know it wouldn't be possible without it.
>Everyone else does
If you've ever read a story where someone made a "deal with death", Death always follows the rules to their full extent.
Death is Lawful Neutral.
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>>32076
>implying death wouldn't be E X T R A T H I C K
Probaly, I mean it is the God of Death
Why do you hate this?
>implying death wouldn't be E X T R A T H I C K
Probaly, I mean it is the God of Death
Why do you hate this?
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Continues having sex with Pony while he waits for everyone else to figure out what the hell is going on
>>32077
Cause we spent seven hours preparing for a campaign that you want to beat with a tarrot card summoned monster
Cause we spent seven hours preparing for a campaign that you want to beat with a tarrot card summoned monster
>>32080
But it is intertaining, no?
I mean Torc beat death in combat, and now is probaly gonna fuck her.
Would you comprimise that we have to find Infernius and contrain him for her to kill the worm?
But it is intertaining, no?
I mean Torc beat death in combat, and now is probaly gonna fuck her.
Would you comprimise that we have to find Infernius and contrain him for her to kill the worm?
>>32083
We restrain Infernius and she does the surgery, sure. Our other option was just to split the head open
We restrain Infernius and she does the surgery, sure. Our other option was just to split the head open
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>>32086
>head
The thing is in his balls. Tracy already tried burning the rest of his body to smithereens, so it must be controlling him from there.
>head
The thing is in his balls. Tracy already tried burning the rest of his body to smithereens, so it must be controlling him from there.
GM, does Death ever fucking respond, or do her and Torc just stare at eachother while Torc falls in love with the sexy skeleton?
>>32087
Now I really am scared
>>32087
Now I really am scared
>>32089
Nothing really. Just enjoy your date with your tarrot waifu. And release trumpaladin from his oath to not try to sex Trollestia
Nothing really. Just enjoy your date with your tarrot waifu. And release trumpaladin from his oath to not try to sex Trollestia
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Trumpaladin, growing impatient, mounts one of his two possible mounts and rears, waiting for the release to go south
>>32119
Right you are. Thez, with also growing impatience, and upon seeing the direction that the compass indicates, <whooof>
Right you are. Thez, with also growing impatience, and upon seeing the direction that the compass indicates, <whooof>
<whooof>
"Gawd you guys,...." she says reaching out to and touching the whole party. <whooooof>
"Gawd you guys,...." she says reaching out to and touching the whole party. <whooooof>
>>32139
>NEET virgin dies and reincarnates in a magical world where he gets wizard powers and is swimming in pussy
Most cliche anime ever.
>NEET virgin dies and reincarnates in a magical world where he gets wizard powers and is swimming in pussy
Most cliche anime ever.
>>32141
>NEET cave wizard widower*
Yeah its fucking ironic considering I wanted to stay away from that
>NEET cave wizard widower*
Yeah its fucking ironic considering I wanted to stay away from that
>Has now been waiting 11 hours and still does not know where we are supposed to be going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
>>32131
So are we going south towards or past Durpistan on the material plane, teleporting, or going to a different plane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
>>32131
So are we going south towards or past Durpistan on the material plane, teleporting, or going to a different plane?
>>32157
>I'm not gonna be awake much longer
Also, Torc calls Troll so he doesn't meet Death again this fast
>I'm not gonna be awake much longer
Also, Torc calls Troll so he doesn't meet Death again this fast
>>32160
About a mile south of Port Barry
>>32161
From md-air? Thez grabbed you, she didn't give anyone a choice.
You did leave blood in the entertron right?
>>32158
>>32162
sigh
>>32155
this
Basically to summarize,... not a whole lot has happened. Torcuil, through some amazing ingenuity and some absurd luck (both for and against) has shagged Death and also killed Infernius' brain-worm. Wherever he is, lets hope he's better off for it. At the same time, the party vacillates between speeding toward and falling vertically toward his position, as Thez has a nasty habit of assuming fall-control when she activates her <whooooof>
About a mile south of Port Barry
>>32161
From md-air? Thez grabbed you, she didn't give anyone a choice.
You did leave blood in the entertron right?
>>32158
>>32162
sigh
>>32155
this
Basically to summarize,... not a whole lot has happened. Torcuil, through some amazing ingenuity and some absurd luck (both for and against) has shagged Death and also killed Infernius' brain-worm. Wherever he is, lets hope he's better off for it. At the same time, the party vacillates between speeding toward and falling vertically toward his position, as Thez has a nasty habit of assuming fall-control when she activates her <whooooof>
Please keep discussion on topic. These threads fill up to Bump limit very quickly, and off topic replies just kill them faster
Anime Discussion belongs on /1ntr/. Haggis discussion belongs on /ub/. Further off topic replies will be deleted
Anime Discussion belongs on /1ntr/. Haggis discussion belongs on /ub/. Further off topic replies will be deleted
>>32163
Trumpaladin mounts something
CALL MOUNTS
Both of them
Also Torcuil should have waited until we had Infernius to prevent it from blowing his cover
Trumpaladin mounts something
CALL MOUNTS
Both of them
Also Torcuil should have waited until we had Infernius to prevent it from blowing his cover
>>32170
He should have been at the moment they left, but GM says we're falling, so if Trumpaladin is not on someone's back, he gets on someone's back. Not Torcuil's though
He should have been at the moment they left, but GM says we're falling, so if Trumpaladin is not on someone's back, he gets on someone's back. Not Torcuil's though
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It's about 1:30am and i can't stay up any longer.
I'll see you guys sometime tomorrow
I'll see you guys sometime tomorrow
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>>32191
>"does he need air like that? I don't think we could just leave him. Should I tie him to Fae?"
>"does he need air like that? I don't think we could just leave him. Should I tie him to Fae?"
>>32196
It does actually. Its almost funny enough for me to waive the 'salve of slipperyness' requirement for ordinary use of sovereign glue
It does actually. Its almost funny enough for me to waive the 'salve of slipperyness' requirement for ordinary use of sovereign glue
>>32198
Even if it isn't sticky, and it functions like medical bandage cloth it can still be tied around Fae's torso.
*Puts Torcuil away, one way or another and directs Mountfu to continue South*
Even if it isn't sticky, and it functions like medical bandage cloth it can still be tied around Fae's torso.
*Puts Torcuil away, one way or another and directs Mountfu to continue South*
>>32199
It'll work fine, just suggesting a situation where it didn't
So yes, everyone is more or less headed toward Infernius' position, somewhere in the south amidst thick woods and other spoopy.
It'll work fine, just suggesting a situation where it didn't
So yes, everyone is more or less headed toward Infernius' position, somewhere in the south amidst thick woods and other spoopy.
[2d20 = 21]
What's the terrain look like?
Spot and Search checks to scout the area (both +21)
What's the terrain look like?
Spot and Search checks to scout the area (both +21)
>>32204
It will tale more than one distance flight to find him. Thez has the compass, and she's gonna git the toy
It will tale more than one distance flight to find him. Thez has the compass, and she's gonna git the toy
>>32189
>played your cards well
Figurativly and literily
>tfw when you threw off a perfectly good campaign by fucking death
>played your cards well
Figurativly and literily
>tfw when you threw off a perfectly good campaign by fucking death
>>32213
Its not thrown off, it just needs a bit of rewriting,... after the bit of rewriting I had to do cuz the brain-worm appeared in the first place,....
Its not thrown off, it just needs a bit of rewriting,... after the bit of rewriting I had to do cuz the brain-worm appeared in the first place,....
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Fluffy birdies.
Claiming Trumpaladin for Tracy.
>>32223
Asking about an on-topic image isn't anime discussion. Though it is off-topic. Just like this post. Feel free to delete.
Asking about an on-topic image isn't anime discussion. Though it is off-topic. Just like this post. Feel free to delete.
Alright, I've crunched the numbers. It would only take Thez approx 30 minutes to arrive at the apparent destination, and determining that the destination is correct would only take another minute. At Tracy's max speed laden, she will take over an hour. So, after about 45 minutes of travel, Tracy is the first to meet up with Thez, who is on her way back to meet the party. The destination is obvious by this point, a large and jagged-black stone city further to the south.
"He's somewhere in there."
"He's somewhere in there."
>>32229
She's not carrying anyone is she? If no, it would take her just under 2 hours. Its 80 miles to the destination, and her max speed (full run) is 320 feet/round. Assuming she doesn't rest (which she would have to) that comes out to ~132 minutes. That also assumes she doesn't run into anything
She's not carrying anyone is she? If no, it would take her just under 2 hours. Its 80 miles to the destination, and her max speed (full run) is 320 feet/round. Assuming she doesn't rest (which she would have to) that comes out to ~132 minutes. That also assumes she doesn't run into anything
>>32228
>At Tracy's max speed
Just for my knowledge, does that include strategic spurring/healing? I realized through reading up on nightmare tactics that the biggest benefit to Tracy's high HP combined with Endurance is being able to gallop at max speed for long distances.
>>32230
We duct-taped Torc to her.
>At Tracy's max speed
Just for my knowledge, does that include strategic spurring/healing? I realized through reading up on nightmare tactics that the biggest benefit to Tracy's high HP combined with Endurance is being able to gallop at max speed for long distances.
>>32230
We duct-taped Torc to her.
>>32230
I thought Tracy's speed was 100 (flying) and Fae's 80 (ground)
Torcuil is duct-taped to her, though that's still a very light load
I thought Tracy's speed was 100 (flying) and Fae's 80 (ground)
Torcuil is duct-taped to her, though that's still a very light load
>>32231
This is kind of strange to me. I would never spur Fae because I'll bet she'd be offended at being treated like that, where as it seems Tracy can be physically bullied or even harmed in a number of different ways and never get angry over it
This is kind of strange to me. I would never spur Fae because I'll bet she'd be offended at being treated like that, where as it seems Tracy can be physically bullied or even harmed in a number of different ways and never get angry over it
>>32234
I thought she was wearing the zephyr shoes or that other set, and that the horse shoes of speed only improved ground and not flying speed?
Also, you can make a mount go 3x speed?
I thought she was wearing the zephyr shoes or that other set, and that the horse shoes of speed only improved ground and not flying speed?
Also, you can make a mount go 3x speed?
>>32235
She requested Horseshoes of Speed for this expedition, though you make a good point about the ground only.
All creatures can move up to 4x (except with armor or a load) their base movement speed, however combat rules and fatigue apply the greater the multiplier. With the Run feat, that increases to 5x
Since I know someone is going to ask, Thez' base speed is 111 (its mathematically 110 but Xp), which through Run feat is a max of 555/round. However, every 4 rounds she can Dimension Door another 3240 feet.
She requested Horseshoes of Speed for this expedition, though you make a good point about the ground only.
All creatures can move up to 4x (except with armor or a load) their base movement speed, however combat rules and fatigue apply the greater the multiplier. With the Run feat, that increases to 5x
Since I know someone is going to ask, Thez' base speed is 111 (its mathematically 110 but Xp), which through Run feat is a max of 555/round. However, every 4 rounds she can Dimension Door another 3240 feet.
>>32236
Oh, well fancy that.
Trumpaladin, who ought to still be riding Tracy, takes a look at the city to inspect its features and any movement around it. What does he see?
Oh, well fancy that.
Trumpaladin, who ought to still be riding Tracy, takes a look at the city to inspect its features and any movement around it. What does he see?
Can outsiders be made into undead? Does a creature need a dual-nature to be animated?
>>32245
Typically no, and neither can outsiders be resurrected. When an outsider is killed outside their home plane, they are forcibly returned, and when they die on their home plane they cease to exist.
Typically no, and neither can outsiders be resurrected. When an outsider is killed outside their home plane, they are forcibly returned, and when they die on their home plane they cease to exist.
>>32237
As far as movement in/around the city, there is plenty. Differing shapes and sizes can be seen from distance, some very clearly not humanoid. The city appears quite active.
As far as movement in/around the city, there is plenty. Differing shapes and sizes can be seen from distance, some very clearly not humanoid. The city appears quite active.
>>32250
>"I'm getting the impression that this is a trading city, and I say that based upon the diversity of the inhabitants. If a guy wearing a business suit (hat of disguise) came through on a large walking, non-flaming, non-smoking horse, people would think he's important, but no one would suspect as much as we are actually hiding, and we could observe the city freely and ask people questions about what is going on.
>"If you don't like that, the way I see it, we only have three real options
>1. I dismount and the party rogue does her thing while I wait for Fae or walk through the front gate myself
>2. We go ethereal and walk through the city in the Ethereal Plane
>3. We go through the front gate, preferably with the paladin looking like a businessman and the cauchemar looking like a large horse"
>"I'm getting the impression that this is a trading city, and I say that based upon the diversity of the inhabitants. If a guy wearing a business suit (hat of disguise) came through on a large walking, non-flaming, non-smoking horse, people would think he's important, but no one would suspect as much as we are actually hiding, and we could observe the city freely and ask people questions about what is going on.
>"If you don't like that, the way I see it, we only have three real options
>1. I dismount and the party rogue does her thing while I wait for Fae or walk through the front gate myself
>2. We go ethereal and walk through the city in the Ethereal Plane
>3. We go through the front gate, preferably with the paladin looking like a businessman and the cauchemar looking like a large horse"
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[1d20+21 = 40]
>>32253
Wait for the check to go through.
For that matter add a Search check, to observe from above.
>>32253
Wait for the check to go through.
For that matter add a Search check, to observe from above.
>>32255
>"Put your hooves on the ground, stop flaming, and stop smoking. If anyone lays their eyes on you, they should see a dark blue draft horse with leather armor. What they should not see or think is "oh look a cauchemar, we need to think about how to kill that." Let us keep that secret until we decide when we want to reveal it"
>"Put your hooves on the ground, stop flaming, and stop smoking. If anyone lays their eyes on you, they should see a dark blue draft horse with leather armor. What they should not see or think is "oh look a cauchemar, we need to think about how to kill that." Let us keep that secret until we decide when we want to reveal it"
>>32260
Conceal herself in midair? It wouldn't hurt to combine stealth ranks with an innocuous form. What's the harm?
Conceal herself in midair? It wouldn't hurt to combine stealth ranks with an innocuous form. What's the harm?
>>32260
Its kind of hard to hide in the middle of the air. Also, I'm pretty sure I omitted the shadow armor
Its kind of hard to hide in the middle of the air. Also, I'm pretty sure I omitted the shadow armor
>>32262
Okay. She veers off and lands then.
Did she see anything worth noting with those checks though?
Okay. She veers off and lands then.
Did she see anything worth noting with those checks though?
>>32264
>rerolling the Search
There were woods surrounding the city, right? Did the area they landed in they provide sufficient cover?
>rerolling the Search
There were woods surrounding the city, right? Did the area they landed in they provide sufficient cover?
>>32263
The creatures are all armed, and not uniformly. Their weapons are of different make and origin, and in some cases are improvised.
>>32264
The whole place is unusual. The walls are jagged stone like obsidian, there's no sensible layout, just clusters of areas connected by doors and walkways. It wasn't designed for any civic function that he's ever seen.
The creatures are all armed, and not uniformly. Their weapons are of different make and origin, and in some cases are improvised.
>>32264
The whole place is unusual. The walls are jagged stone like obsidian, there's no sensible layout, just clusters of areas connected by doors and walkways. It wasn't designed for any civic function that he's ever seen.
[1d20 = 7]
>>32266
Spot check on the creatures. I know you said some humanoid and some not, but are any approximate forms or species discernible?
>>32266
Spot check on the creatures. I know you said some humanoid and some not, but are any approximate forms or species discernible?
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>32266
Any guards or watch towers?
What's the seemingly-clearest route for infiltration?
Search Check, to look for a way in.
>>32266
Any guards or watch towers?
What's the seemingly-clearest route for infiltration?
Search Check, to look for a way in.
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>>32268
>"I still think we have the same three options as before, although it looks like the creatures are more likely to be hostile. But it's a diverse group - they could be gathering for a game, for some larger threat - who knows? We'd need to talk to someone to find out. If I dismount and you assume pony form you could bluff your way in. If I stay on you we could walk right up to some one and ask him a question, and if he attacks you could bite his throat out or jaunt to safety. And of course, we can go ethereal into a building, although I think if or when we come out they will be much more likely to interpret us as hostile than if we went in properly"
>"I still think we have the same three options as before, although it looks like the creatures are more likely to be hostile. But it's a diverse group - they could be gathering for a game, for some larger threat - who knows? We'd need to talk to someone to find out. If I dismount and you assume pony form you could bluff your way in. If I stay on you we could walk right up to some one and ask him a question, and if he attacks you could bite his throat out or jaunt to safety. And of course, we can go ethereal into a building, although I think if or when we come out they will be much more likely to interpret us as hostile than if we went in properly"
>>32267
Its mostly monsters, and of them most are oversized humanoids (giants, ettins, orgres, etc.). The human-sized humanoids don't seem the slightest bit bothered by their presence, and vice versa.
Its mostly monsters, and of them most are oversized humanoids (giants, ettins, orgres, etc.). The human-sized humanoids don't seem the slightest bit bothered by their presence, and vice versa.
[1d20+19 = 31]
>>32275
Better off with a Sense Motive check for that one.
In fact, that's what I'll do.
>>32275
Better off with a Sense Motive check for that one.
In fact, that's what I'll do.
>>32274
No sign of either.
>>32275
Occasional pockets of conversation occur, and a few scraps break out, but they appear in standby of a sorts. Mostly they are just keeping an eye on the city and one another. At the center of the city is a oddly shaped mound with sheer sides. Aside from what amount to shacks, it is the only apparent building.
No sign of either.
>>32275
Occasional pockets of conversation occur, and a few scraps break out, but they appear in standby of a sorts. Mostly they are just keeping an eye on the city and one another. At the center of the city is a oddly shaped mound with sheer sides. Aside from what amount to shacks, it is the only apparent building.
>>32276
>Mountfu has very nearly as many buffs for sense motive as you because of Haxxor, even though you had to allot many of your few skill points to it
reeeeeee
>Mountfu has very nearly as many buffs for sense motive as you because of Haxxor, even though you had to allot many of your few skill points to it
reeeeeee
>>32281
Spot check again. What's the biggest, baddest creature and how well armed? How many creatures?
Spot check again. What's the biggest, baddest creature and how well armed? How many creatures?
[1d20+21 = 24]
>>32280
Can Tracy roll Spot again, to determine how the city is being guarded, before approaching?
Who's watching?
>>32280
Can Tracy roll Spot again, to determine how the city is being guarded, before approaching?
Who's watching?
>>32284
Uhm, well there's a Truly Horrid Umber Hulk, there's a bunch of derpy-looking and non derpy-looking ogres, oh hey there is a minotaur (not Infernius), there's a weird gray-skinned giant thing with 6 eyes across its forehead, there' a gorilla with 4 arms,... its almost like the GM went flipping through the Monsters Manual and just started picking things to add to the list. Oh, there's plenty of smaller monsters too (orcs and such).
>>32285
More or less, everyone is watching and the humanoids have a fair amount of ranged weapons on/about their equipment.
Uhm, well there's a Truly Horrid Umber Hulk, there's a bunch of derpy-looking and non derpy-looking ogres, oh hey there is a minotaur (not Infernius), there's a weird gray-skinned giant thing with 6 eyes across its forehead, there' a gorilla with 4 arms,... its almost like the GM went flipping through the Monsters Manual and just started picking things to add to the list. Oh, there's plenty of smaller monsters too (orcs and such).
>>32285
More or less, everyone is watching and the humanoids have a fair amount of ranged weapons on/about their equipment.
Thez <whoooof> appears next to both. "The walls are enchanted, or magical, or something. I can't phase through them at all, and without seeing inside the place I can't risk teleporting in."
>>32286
>everyone is watching
Well fug.. Idk how to roll stealth for that..
The crowd sounds tasty though.
>everyone is watching
Well fug.. Idk how to roll stealth for that..
The crowd sounds tasty though.
[1d20+21 = 30]
Are there any rivers near? What's supplying the city with water? (they might have a sewer)
Search check to look for plausible alternative entrances.
Are there any rivers near? What's supplying the city with water? (they might have a sewer)
Search check to look for plausible alternative entrances.
>>32288
NO! These things are probably infected with the mind control worms. In nature, the vast majority of parasites that alter a host's behavior do so in order to make the host more likely to be preyed upon, and transferred to the actual definitive host. For all we know, infernius was infected when he ate the troll hearts. I'm not going through all this same bullshit again just because Tracy wants to be le edgy. If she's hungry, eat gruel from Torcuil's sticks. Or a steak later
NO! These things are probably infected with the mind control worms. In nature, the vast majority of parasites that alter a host's behavior do so in order to make the host more likely to be preyed upon, and transferred to the actual definitive host. For all we know, infernius was infected when he ate the troll hearts. I'm not going through all this same bullshit again just because Tracy wants to be le edgy. If she's hungry, eat gruel from Torcuil's sticks. Or a steak later
Torc wakes up, finding himself duct taped to someone
"What the bloddy hell?"
"What the bloddy hell?"
>>32292
I'm assuming Tor is aasically laying on Tracy's back, and the duck tape is wrapped around.
"Oh yay, I'm taped to you. Hi stabby-hoers, can you let me down?"
I'm assuming Tor is aasically laying on Tracy's back, and the duck tape is wrapped around.
"Oh yay, I'm taped to you. Hi stabby-hoers, can you let me down?"
>>32298
It'll be a bit before you meet up with Trump and Tracy. Might was well try and get comfortable. Nah, you can be there already, it doesn't change much.
It'll be a bit before you meet up with Trump and Tracy. Might was well try and get comfortable. Nah, you can be there already, it doesn't change much.
>>32302
"Her Name is Fae, and she's a dragonne"
*Cuts Torcuil down, and lets him fall, with duct tape still clinging to him*
"Her Name is Fae, and she's a dragonne"
*Cuts Torcuil down, and lets him fall, with duct tape still clinging to him*
[6d20 = 92]
>>32301
Thez shrugs. "I doubt we're going to get in undetected. That middle,... mound-thing looks to be the center of the place, but there's so many doors that there's no way of knowing which will lead to Infernius, especially if the inside is as chaotic as the outside." She <whooooof> disappears and reappears about 100' over the mound. Shouts immediately react, and several of the humanoids fire arrows.
>>32301
Thez shrugs. "I doubt we're going to get in undetected. That middle,... mound-thing looks to be the center of the place, but there's so many doors that there's no way of knowing which will lead to Infernius, especially if the inside is as chaotic as the outside." She <whooooof> disappears and reappears about 100' over the mound. Shouts immediately react, and several of the humanoids fire arrows.
Thez <whoooof> appears next to the others and shrugs. "Well, it looks like we've already been spotted, and I don't think they're going to let us in the front door exactly."
>>32306
[confused pony noises]
"So, how long until they come storming out?"
*kicks soil, preparing for a charge*
[confused pony noises]
"So, how long until they come storming out?"
*kicks soil, preparing for a charge*
>>32311
"And Tracy, don't eat any of these creatures. I'll bet you every single one of them has a worm. You might get a worm doing that. Whatever you think you stand to gain is not worth the risk"
"And Tracy, don't eat any of these creatures. I'll bet you every single one of them has a worm. You might get a worm doing that. Whatever you think you stand to gain is not worth the risk"
>>32313
What if we wait until they've opened the gate, make arun check while ethereal to charge right through them, then go through the gate while it's open?
What if we wait until they've opened the gate, make arun check while ethereal to charge right through them, then go through the gate while it's open?
>>32313
"Not necessarily. I saw a few places on the mound we could land. In fact, while I can't go through the walls, I can get us up there without much of a fuss."
>>32312
The fort ~80 mi south of Port Barry, where Infernius seems to run off to.
>>32311
"They don't seem to be gearing up for a charge."
>>32310
"It could take a week or more to gather and move that many men, plus the logistics of supplies are a nightmare."
"Not necessarily. I saw a few places on the mound we could land. In fact, while I can't go through the walls, I can get us up there without much of a fuss."
>>32312
The fort ~80 mi south of Port Barry, where Infernius seems to run off to.
>>32311
"They don't seem to be gearing up for a charge."
>>32310
"It could take a week or more to gather and move that many men, plus the logistics of supplies are a nightmare."
>>32316
Imma' taking parts home anyway. Living creatures can't stay in the bag, so any bugs should suffocate.
Imma' taking parts home anyway. Living creatures can't stay in the bag, so any bugs should suffocate.
>>32322
If you start this cycle of shit all over again because you are being reckless and allow a worm to live that should have been burned - like you did with the tarasque - I am killing your character
If you start this cycle of shit all over again because you are being reckless and allow a worm to live that should have been burned - like you did with the tarasque - I am killing your character
>>32319
>Torc turns into an unladien swallow
>flys into the fortress
>kills gaurds
>lowers gates
Objections?
>Torc turns into an unladien swallow
>flys into the fortress
>kills gaurds
>lowers gates
Objections?
"Plus, there's no way of knowing what we'll find once we get inside."
>>32332
An ogre is a hell of a lot stronger without a weapon than a tarrot card monster
>Don't Fear the Reaper started playing on laptop as I made this post
An ogre is a hell of a lot stronger without a weapon than a tarrot card monster
>Don't Fear the Reaper started playing on laptop as I made this post
>>32338
You disarmed the tarrot card avatar creature with a magneto rod. Not a melee attack like an ogre
>>32337
Don't tempt me, but this
"Tracy, charge the biggest, baddest thing you find, and kill it. Get me closer. I want to hit it with my sword"
>>32334
"Fae, charge smaller creatures and rip them to pieces. Be careful if you bite though, since these creatures may be infected with parasites"
Fae should have 17 HD and an attack of +18, by the way
You disarmed the tarrot card avatar creature with a magneto rod. Not a melee attack like an ogre
>>32337
Don't tempt me, but this
"Tracy, charge the biggest, baddest thing you find, and kill it. Get me closer. I want to hit it with my sword"
>>32334
"Fae, charge smaller creatures and rip them to pieces. Be careful if you bite though, since these creatures may be infected with parasites"
Fae should have 17 HD and an attack of +18, by the way
Also, I can't find out what kind of creature a Dax is, or its abilities.
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>>32342
Ever seen the Rainbow Dash Presents episode "Haunting Nightmare"? In it, Twilight is infected with a mind control parasite - like an ant or snail - that makes her evil and intends to get her eaten by a celestial being so it can complete its life cycle. Something like that.
All you need to know is kill the host and burn the body
\r
Ever seen the Rainbow Dash Presents episode "Haunting Nightmare"? In it, Twilight is infected with a mind control parasite - like an ant or snail - that makes her evil and intends to get her eaten by a celestial being so it can complete its life cycle. Something like that.
All you need to know is kill the host and burn the body
\r
>>32336
>>32337
>>32338
"Well, if we jump to the roof, that will bypass the mass, but there'd be nothing preventing them from coming after us inside. Depending on the terrain, that could be advantageous, or disadvantageous. If we face them outside though, they can fight us from close and long range."
>>32342
Its Game OC
>>32340
"Hmmmm. A feint could be quite effective,....
>>32343
"... oh shit, we're going then."
>>32337
>>32338
"Well, if we jump to the roof, that will bypass the mass, but there'd be nothing preventing them from coming after us inside. Depending on the terrain, that could be advantageous, or disadvantageous. If we face them outside though, they can fight us from close and long range."
>>32342
Its Game OC
>>32340
"Hmmmm. A feint could be quite effective,....
>>32343
"... oh shit, we're going then."
>>32351
It burns down the gate and makes them think we are going through the front gate. We have our diversion
It burns down the gate and makes them think we are going through the front gate. We have our diversion
>>32347
Unfortunately, fireball is an incendiary explosion rather than a concussive one. So, while the wall is charred (but otherwise undamaged) several onlookers at that position on the wall are visibly on fire.
Thez times it so that the group teleports right at the moment of the explosion, leaving behind a group of stationary illusions that appear like crude replicas of the party.
Unfortunately, fireball is an incendiary explosion rather than a concussive one. So, while the wall is charred (but otherwise undamaged) several onlookers at that position on the wall are visibly on fire.
Thez times it so that the group teleports right at the moment of the explosion, leaving behind a group of stationary illusions that appear like crude replicas of the party.
>>32346
I'll just take their hands and anything else that looks interesting then. Claws, teeth, horns, eye-lenses, skins, scales... etc. Places where worms couldn't hide.
I'll just take their hands and anything else that looks interesting then. Claws, teeth, horns, eye-lenses, skins, scales... etc. Places where worms couldn't hide.
Torc goes...
Blue.
I fucking saw that Trump
Also, I gtg in about 40 minutes
Blue.
I fucking saw that Trump
Also, I gtg in about 40 minutes
>>32360
I wan't to take the long way and go on a ruinous, unnecessarily evil rampage, killing everything I can and taking extra time to plunder and whatnot.
I wan't to take the long way and go on a ruinous, unnecessarily evil rampage, killing everything I can and taking extra time to plunder and whatnot.
>>32364
Don't forget to loot as you go by. Actually, Fae is probably strong enough to fight back whatever is in front of her if she's not too aggressive
Don't forget to loot as you go by. Actually, Fae is probably strong enough to fight back whatever is in front of her if she's not too aggressive
>>32368
I want to be with Tracy and Fae. Torcuil is soft enough he really ought to be with Fae or Tracepaladin
I want to be with Tracy and Fae. Torcuil is soft enough he really ought to be with Fae or Tracepaladin
"Relax. Now that we're under the visible area of the mound, we can fly to whichever door we choose. Unfortunately, thats alot of doors."
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>>32374
No, but the mound is elevated from the rest of the city, causing the players to be out of sight, and assuming they don't fly too high so as to avoid being seen, they can pretty much move to whatever place they wish to start from.
No, but the mound is elevated from the rest of the city, causing the players to be out of sight, and assuming they don't fly too high so as to avoid being seen, they can pretty much move to whatever place they wish to start from.
>>32382
I'll let Tracy and Torcuil decide where they want to start, but I want to be with Tracy and Fae, and recommend Torcuil stays together as well
>>32383
Do you think we may face a booby trapped hallway rather than hordes of weak enemies? If so, it may be wise to dismount Tracy and let her do roguish things like trap spotting
I'll let Tracy and Torcuil decide where they want to start, but I want to be with Tracy and Fae, and recommend Torcuil stays together as well
>>32383
Do you think we may face a booby trapped hallway rather than hordes of weak enemies? If so, it may be wise to dismount Tracy and let her do roguish things like trap spotting
>>32384
>Do you think we may face a booby trapped hallway rather than hordes of weak enemies?
I hope both.
>Do you think we may face a booby trapped hallway rather than hordes of weak enemies?
I hope both.
>>32385
I guess the real question is, do you you think we should proceed into the hallway with Trumpaladin riding Tracy?
I guess the real question is, do you you think we should proceed into the hallway with Trumpaladin riding Tracy?
>>32384
Also, no dismount. She has higher rank in Search in this form than she does from her class ranks.
Dismount when see fit.
Also, no dismount. She has higher rank in Search in this form than she does from her class ranks.
Dismount when see fit.
I'm just waiting for something intresting
Are we set?
>>32391
"Not with any certainty. The compass points toward the left side of the building, but there's no way of being sure that the corridors don't wind back and forth. Fuck it, let's just pick a door."
Someone give me a color and a #, cuz this is a bit of a labyrinth
"Not with any certainty. The compass points toward the left side of the building, but there's no way of being sure that the corridors don't wind back and forth. Fuck it, let's just pick a door."
Someone give me a color and a #, cuz this is a bit of a labyrinth
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>>32404
Behind that door is a decent sized corridor leading to another door. Aside from a pair of Velociraptors, the room is empty.
Behind that door is a decent sized corridor leading to another door. Aside from a pair of Velociraptors, the room is empty.
[3d20 = 21]
>>32406
I always wanted my own velociraptor..
It can't be avoided...
Charge one and attack with Cane-sword.
If the Great Cleave succeeds, finish the other.
>>32406
I always wanted my own velociraptor..
It can't be avoided...
Charge one and attack with Cane-sword.
If the Great Cleave succeeds, finish the other.
>>32414
For perspective, you've got the animated demon hands. Are those holding the swords, cuz otherwise I don't see how you could perform a ride-by attack.
For perspective, you've got the animated demon hands. Are those holding the swords, cuz otherwise I don't see how you could perform a ride-by attack.
>>32418
Heavens no, cleave only occurs when you kill one opponent, you get an automatic attack against another opponent if they're in range. Its possible to do so in three strikes, what's Tracy's Base atk?
Heavens no, cleave only occurs when you kill one opponent, you get an automatic attack against another opponent if they're in range. Its possible to do so in three strikes, what's Tracy's Base atk?
>>32419
What, when you said animated, did you mean not attached to her body? Are they floating there or something?
What, when you said animated, did you mean not attached to her body? Are they floating there or something?
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>1st encounter
>already confused as fuck
pic unrelated
>already confused as fuck
pic unrelated
>>32434
I've put up with your haxxor bullshit enough. Even Thez - fucking Thez - only has six attacks because of a Monk's "flurry of attacks" option which requires her to sacrifice armour and attack bonuses. I have patiently played this game with a difficult class to play - Paladin - and only have the melee bonuses I have because this class gives so few other advantages, like your rogue's skill set or a cleric's spells.
Please play by the damn rules and accept 3 attacks per round from whatever means of attack you choose
I've put up with your haxxor bullshit enough. Even Thez - fucking Thez - only has six attacks because of a Monk's "flurry of attacks" option which requires her to sacrifice armour and attack bonuses. I have patiently played this game with a difficult class to play - Paladin - and only have the melee bonuses I have because this class gives so few other advantages, like your rogue's skill set or a cleric's spells.
Please play by the damn rules and accept 3 attacks per round from whatever means of attack you choose
[1d8+3 = 14]
>>32430
I had assumed that was the idea.
>>32431
Trust me, this is the less complicated version. There are alot of incidents where I just went with it rather than ask difficult questions that would have hindered gameplay. These eliminate those questions/incidents/issues.
>3 attacks
This is true, regardless of how Tracy chooses to attack.
>>32432
Knives I can see, basket hilted dueling swords, not so much.
>>32433
Don't tempt me
So what I am seeing is that Tracy attempted a ride-by attack as the Raptors approached the party, and since Tracy is the leading party member (in position cuz she moves first) they would naturally gang up on her. The first strike lands, the second and third do not.
>>32435
>6 attacks
Uhm,... sure we'll go with that.
>>32434
Should I point out that I've been gradually applying further rules as the game progresses, and that zombies are 1hd creatures, so its no biggie to give extra attacks?
>>32430
I had assumed that was the idea.
>>32431
Trust me, this is the less complicated version. There are alot of incidents where I just went with it rather than ask difficult questions that would have hindered gameplay. These eliminate those questions/incidents/issues.
>3 attacks
This is true, regardless of how Tracy chooses to attack.
>>32432
Knives I can see, basket hilted dueling swords, not so much.
>>32433
Don't tempt me
So what I am seeing is that Tracy attempted a ride-by attack as the Raptors approached the party, and since Tracy is the leading party member (in position cuz she moves first) they would naturally gang up on her. The first strike lands, the second and third do not.
>>32435
>6 attacks
Uhm,... sure we'll go with that.
>>32434
Should I point out that I've been gradually applying further rules as the game progresses, and that zombies are 1hd creatures, so its no biggie to give extra attacks?
[2d20 = 26]
The Raptors take up position on Tracy's sides (flaking) and attack with talons
The Raptors take up position on Tracy's sides (flaking) and attack with talons
>>32438
I still don't like warhorse form, I have never been comfortable with it
Fae is ordered to charge and attack the raptors with her Pounce feat.
Trumpaladin quick draws Vanderiem and draws the Bees. He makes a full round attack if possible, and charges if not
I still don't like warhorse form, I have never been comfortable with it
Fae is ordered to charge and attack the raptors with her Pounce feat.
Trumpaladin quick draws Vanderiem and draws the Bees. He makes a full round attack if possible, and charges if not
[4d20 = 31]
>>32443
Dice roll for Trumpaladin's attack, if a full round attack is possible, and disregard if not
>>32443
Dice roll for Trumpaladin's attack, if a full round attack is possible, and disregard if not
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>mfw I forgot to use my haxx chain to attack from a distance
[4d20 = 50]
>>32443
Dice roll for Fae, if she gets a full round, although I am not sure. Her attack bonus would be +18
>>32438
An Equestrian earthpony wielding a sword with dexterous hooves makes more sense than a horse not breaking every single one of its teeth or giving itself CTE wielding a sword from its maw
>>32443
Dice roll for Fae, if she gets a full round, although I am not sure. Her attack bonus would be +18
>>32438
An Equestrian earthpony wielding a sword with dexterous hooves makes more sense than a horse not breaking every single one of its teeth or giving itself CTE wielding a sword from its maw
>>32449
Makes more sense than "Jew powers let me become large AND put a sword in my mouth WITHOUT breaking all of my teeth when they hit a solid surface OR Dazing me when my head comes to an instant stop and my brain is thrashed about in my skull"
Makes more sense than "Jew powers let me become large AND put a sword in my mouth WITHOUT breaking all of my teeth when they hit a solid surface OR Dazing me when my head comes to an instant stop and my brain is thrashed about in my skull"
[3d10+33 = 53]
>>32444
You can, but they're positioned so that in order to attack one of them, you'll be unable to cleave the other. All 3 attacks hit.
>>32444
You can, but they're positioned so that in order to attack one of them, you'll be unable to cleave the other. All 3 attacks hit.
>>32451
Politely request that Fae target the other raptor
level 16 paladins get a fourth attack at that level with a +1 bonus...
Politely request that Fae target the other raptor
level 16 paladins get a fourth attack at that level with a +1 bonus...
[2d4+2 = 9]
[2d6+4 = 13]
Okay, upon landing on the Raptor, Fae bites a chunk out of its face while her claws dig deeply through its hide.
[2d6+4 = 13]
Okay, upon landing on the Raptor, Fae bites a chunk out of its face while her claws dig deeply through its hide.
[3d20 = 35]
Okay, the one Fae just mauled is kinda messed up. The other one is listing to the port side.
Thez darts over to Fae's, full-round attack
Okay, the one Fae just mauled is kinda messed up. The other one is listing to the port side.
Thez darts over to Fae's, full-round attack
[1d20 = 5]
As the third hit lands (2 might have been sufficient, but was being thorough) Thez <whoooof> appears at the other one, continuing her attacks.
As the third hit lands (2 might have been sufficient, but was being thorough) Thez <whoooof> appears at the other one, continuing her attacks.
The first of which finishes off the Raptor.
Both Raptors are dead, and Torcuil didn't get a chance to attack.
Both Raptors are dead, and Torcuil didn't get a chance to attack.
[wounded, embarrassed pony noises]
"Okay.. I'll think first next time..."
How badly is she bleeding?
"Okay.. I'll think first next time..."
How badly is she bleeding?
>>32463
Bah, that's nothing, barely double digits.
Beyond the raptor corpses (ha! good lluck carting THOSE around!) is another door.
Bah, that's nothing, barely double digits.
Beyond the raptor corpses (ha! good lluck carting THOSE around!) is another door.
Trumpaladin and Fae, carrying Torcuil around like a cardboard cut out, proceed towards the door
>>32468
It's a corridor with a door at the end. There is no corner
>>32468
It's a corridor with a door at the end. There is no corner
>>32468
The room you're in is stone and weird-glassy stuff, but the sounds from the next room sound like a small-build humanoid walking on a metal surface.
The room you're in is stone and weird-glassy stuff, but the sounds from the next room sound like a small-build humanoid walking on a metal surface.
>>32471
Trumpaladin uses detect evil while standing by the door. Look for strength of aura and number. I guess location as well
Trumpaladin uses detect evil while standing by the door. Look for strength of aura and number. I guess location as well
>>32475
Peeking through the door, the next room is framed and lined with metal, a very deliberate and rectangular room. Several strange machines line the wall along the path which proceeds to the right. The sound of footsteps approach.
Peeking through the door, the next room is framed and lined with metal, a very deliberate and rectangular room. Several strange machines line the wall along the path which proceeds to the right. The sound of footsteps approach.
[1d20+5 = 9]
>>32478
*releases chain from bag and prepares to attack approaching creature*
Spot check to see what's coming
>>32478
*releases chain from bag and prepares to attack approaching creature*
Spot check to see what's coming
[1d20+5 = 20]
>"Something's coming" She says, readying her fiery chain to engage, and drawing kunai
Listen check to determine how many creatures.
>>32484
>'You're the Paladin; turn them when you see them.'
How many times can the Everwhirling chain attack per turn?
>"Something's coming" She says, readying her fiery chain to engage, and drawing kunai
Listen check to determine how many creatures.
>>32484
>'You're the Paladin; turn them when you see them.'
How many times can the Everwhirling chain attack per turn?
>>32482
The creature steps fully into view. Its a very gaunt and hard-featured elf with very pale skin. It looks at the machine closest to the door, makes a few scribbles on a clipboard, and then wanders back the way it came.
The creature steps fully into view. Its a very gaunt and hard-featured elf with very pale skin. It looks at the machine closest to the door, makes a few scribbles on a clipboard, and then wanders back the way it came.
>>32486
Tracy makes an almost disappointed sigh of relief
".... That was weird...."
*steals everything that isn't nailed down*
Tracy makes an almost disappointed sigh of relief
".... That was weird...."
*steals everything that isn't nailed down*
>>32491
No stealing shit until we know what is going on
>"Want to pose as a businessman and mare inspecting the units, so we can ask questions about them from the elf?"
No stealing shit until we know what is going on
>"Want to pose as a businessman and mare inspecting the units, so we can ask questions about them from the elf?"
>>32495
>"Ye of little faith. If it doesn't, you can kill him with your claws. But you're a rogue. You can do this"
>"Ye of little faith. If it doesn't, you can kill him with your claws. But you're a rogue. You can do this"
Thez, not knowing what you two are discussing whispers "I say we interrogate him, find out if he knows where I'nis is."
The elf-guy is caught sufficiently by surprise that he is caught sufficiently by the rope, which winds its self around him. Thez <whooof> gags his mouth and he collapses in a heap, while Fae provides support.
"He's unusually strong for his size," Fae comments.
"He's unusually strong for his size," Fae comments.
>>32506
With the elf subdued, Trump can get a better look at the place. Its essentially a corridor, made of metal like seen before. On either side of the corridor are placed the same sorts of cylindrical devices, which he can see have organsms (mostly human/humanoid) that are suspended motionless in liquid. As the hallway progresses further, larger and larger tanks hold increasingly sized creatures, including - at the end of the hallway and adjacent to a stairwell, a cloud giant in the largest.
With the elf subdued, Trump can get a better look at the place. Its essentially a corridor, made of metal like seen before. On either side of the corridor are placed the same sorts of cylindrical devices, which he can see have organsms (mostly human/humanoid) that are suspended motionless in liquid. As the hallway progresses further, larger and larger tanks hold increasingly sized creatures, including - at the end of the hallway and adjacent to a stairwell, a cloud giant in the largest.
The tanks have lines and tubes running from the base to the mouths and along the creature's body. Its very mad-scientisty.
>>32508
It's established that the largest creature is a Cloud giant. What about the remainder of the creatures? Are they essentially the same as the creatures seen at the walls?
It's established that the largest creature is a Cloud giant. What about the remainder of the creatures? Are they essentially the same as the creatures seen at the walls?
>>32509
No, the creatures at the walls were more bestial and feral, these seem to be more fair and gentle specimens.
No, the creatures at the walls were more bestial and feral, these seem to be more fair and gentle specimens.
[1d20 = 10]
Thez moves to the end of the hall, then to the top of the stairs, and listens for noise.
Thez moves to the end of the hall, then to the top of the stairs, and listens for noise.
>>32512
Don't. It would take forever, you could expose a steam line, and the creatures in the tubes or liquids going in and out could be very dangerous.
You got your loot from the Hax item creation. Be satisfied with it and don't risk fucking over the whole party
Don't. It would take forever, you could expose a steam line, and the creatures in the tubes or liquids going in and out could be very dangerous.
You got your loot from the Hax item creation. Be satisfied with it and don't risk fucking over the whole party
>>32518
Please describe briefly the process of sabotaging the machines. The buttons are attached, and there's no levers to be removed. It IS susceptible to breaks at several points (along tubes, glass, circuitry, etc.).
Please describe briefly the process of sabotaging the machines. The buttons are attached, and there's no levers to be removed. It IS susceptible to breaks at several points (along tubes, glass, circuitry, etc.).
>>32520
"Or at least to where the dinos were, loud noises shouldn't be that out of the ordinary from that room."
"Or at least to where the dinos were, loud noises shouldn't be that out of the ordinary from that room."
Why don't we wait on the other side of the door and just stab them as they come through?
>>32521
Nevermind that, I was mostly shitposting, but she wouldn't do something like that if she was in a hurry.
Snip-snip any visible wires, to cause problems for the next guy coming.
>>32521
Nevermind that, I was mostly shitposting, but she wouldn't do something like that if she was in a hurry.
Snip-snip any visible wires, to cause problems for the next guy coming.
>>32524
K, there are some exposed wires that can be cut. So while Tracy is doing that, Thez, Trump, Fae, and Torcuil haul elf-guy into the next room. He's definitely not casting a shadow, it wasn't just a trick of the light.
K, there are some exposed wires that can be cut. So while Tracy is doing that, Thez, Trump, Fae, and Torcuil haul elf-guy into the next room. He's definitely not casting a shadow, it wasn't just a trick of the light.
>>32524
That's how I wanted to do this guy. But I think Tracy's evil alignment/lack of code/intimidation makes her helpful in interrogating this half-elf.
That's how I wanted to do this guy. But I think Tracy's evil alignment/lack of code/intimidation makes her helpful in interrogating this half-elf.
>>32525
Alright, Trumpaladin removes the gag, and starts
"Sorry to startle and inconvenience you. We just want to ask a few questions"
Alright, Trumpaladin removes the gag, and starts
"Sorry to startle and inconvenience you. We just want to ask a few questions"
>>32527
As you remove the gag, the elf hisses at you at length. "You aren't part of the Court, release me!"
As you remove the gag, the elf hisses at you at length. "You aren't part of the Court, release me!"
>>32533
Really? I was going to ask earlier if it was against Paladin code to deliberately wait for a small pregnant woman to make the first move into an area of danger, and if it mattered that he was engaged to her and that was his unborn child
I'm not a very good Paladin...
Really? I was going to ask earlier if it was against Paladin code to deliberately wait for a small pregnant woman to make the first move into an area of danger, and if it mattered that he was engaged to her and that was his unborn child
I'm not a very good Paladin...
>>32536
He hisses as you cut his feet off.
One of these days, you'll have to start asking questions BEFORE torturing captives,....
He hisses as you cut his feet off.
One of these days, you'll have to start asking questions BEFORE torturing captives,....
>>32535
Idk if it's explicitly against code,
but letting your pregnant waifu do the dirty work isn'rt exactly exemplary behavior...
We forgive you though.
Idk if it's explicitly against code,
but letting your pregnant waifu do the dirty work isn'rt exactly exemplary behavior...
We forgive you though.
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Thez takes the bottle and opens it, pointing the top toward the vampire. The bottle dribbles slightly, but does not empty.
As Tracy finishes cutting through the vampire's feet it struggles against the ropes. "You've made a grave mistake that you shall spend a lifetime in oblvion for!"
V> Gaseous form
The vampire fades into a thick greenish cloud, no longer held in place by ropes (or physical form for that matter).
Thez> "Wave"
A huge gout of water like a fire hydrant envelops the now gaseous vampire, splashing him to the ground over against a wall. The greenish puddle wriggles a bit, but the gaseous vampire seems unable to escape from the water. A few moments later, the vampire reforms into a physical body (now neked). He's hissing like mad now.
Thez looks looks at everyone. "Not my first vampire."
As Tracy finishes cutting through the vampire's feet it struggles against the ropes. "You've made a grave mistake that you shall spend a lifetime in oblvion for!"
V> Gaseous form
The vampire fades into a thick greenish cloud, no longer held in place by ropes (or physical form for that matter).
Thez> "Wave"
A huge gout of water like a fire hydrant envelops the now gaseous vampire, splashing him to the ground over against a wall. The greenish puddle wriggles a bit, but the gaseous vampire seems unable to escape from the water. A few moments later, the vampire reforms into a physical body (now neked). He's hissing like mad now.
Thez looks looks at everyone. "Not my first vampire."
>>32544
Damn It Tracy the new form could be an ordinary life form! That could cause it to bleed to death or die of shock!
Damn It Tracy the new form could be an ordinary life form! That could cause it to bleed to death or die of shock!
>>32546
"Tracy, I get that you are le ebin ebil or whatever, but please, be smart about it. Think about the consequences your actions could have before doing them"
"Tracy, I get that you are le ebin ebil or whatever, but please, be smart about it. Think about the consequences your actions could have before doing them"
>>32545
Success. He's now bundled in the corner, with no feet (and soon no hands), neked, soaking wet, and really pissed off.
"I recommend Cure Light Wounds if you want to squeeze info out of him,... restorative spells - especially from a holy spellcaster - are particularly 'motivating' for undead."
Success. He's now bundled in the corner, with no feet (and soon no hands), neked, soaking wet, and really pissed off.
"I recommend Cure Light Wounds if you want to squeeze info out of him,... restorative spells - especially from a holy spellcaster - are particularly 'motivating' for undead."
>>32547
"He was rude to me, and I wanted his hands."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqAkq8v6LuQ
vid unrelated
"He was rude to me, and I wanted his hands."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqAkq8v6LuQ
vid unrelated
*guards door, waiting to sneak-attack any faggot that comes through*
>>32556
That reminds me. Did Torcuil ever wash off the writing Thez did on his face? Way back when he was in a coma? I don't think he ever did. Torcuil has a penis on his face, along with ridiculous anime-eyes.
That reminds me. Did Torcuil ever wash off the writing Thez did on his face? Way back when he was in a coma? I don't think he ever did. Torcuil has a penis on his face, along with ridiculous anime-eyes.
>>32555
"We just want to know who you are, what is going on here, what gallery you are talking about, what the court has to do with this... Actually, we want to know pretty much everything that is going on here"
>>32554
That's why I had to stop and think about doing it first
>>32556
laughs at pony's silliness
*pets pony*
"We just want to know who you are, what is going on here, what gallery you are talking about, what the court has to do with this... Actually, we want to know pretty much everything that is going on here"
>>32554
That's why I had to stop and think about doing it first
>>32556
laughs at pony's silliness
*pets pony*
>>32555
"Where's our bull? The red one." Tracy asks, not bothering to consider that he probably doesn't know shit
"Where's our bull? The red one." Tracy asks, not bothering to consider that he probably doesn't know shit
>>32559
Like, he has the whole time. Adjusting brain-canon
>>32558
"I work here, this is the resource wing. The gallery, well thats what those machines are in the next room. This is the Court City, the whole operation is at the behest of the court!"
>>32560
At this he looks at you confused. "This is a joke right?" He glances back the way you first came in.
Like, he has the whole time. Adjusting brain-canon
>>32558
"I work here, this is the resource wing. The gallery, well thats what those machines are in the next room. This is the Court City, the whole operation is at the behest of the court!"
>>32560
At this he looks at you confused. "This is a joke right?" He glances back the way you first came in.
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>>32564
"It is,... was,... it was north back when GM was still being a faggot and going "hurr, north is down" but then later said "Fug it, can we just have south be down?" he replies in an out-of-character, almost apologetic tone.
>>32566
There's a longsword and some armor among the pile of clothes.
"Keep? Only a fool would leave their weapons out of reach."
"It is,... was,... it was north back when GM was still being a faggot and going "hurr, north is down" but then later said "Fug it, can we just have south be down?" he replies in an out-of-character, almost apologetic tone.
>>32566
There's a longsword and some armor among the pile of clothes.
"Keep? Only a fool would leave their weapons out of reach."
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>>32567
Trumpaladin shrugs, in such a way the pony could leave to go get the weapons without his arms getting in the way
"So what is the operation you are working here, at the behest of the Court?"
\r
Trumpaladin shrugs, in such a way the pony could leave to go get the weapons without his arms getting in the way
"So what is the operation you are working here, at the behest of the Court?"
\r
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Oh, btw, how many hit dice does this guy have?
*ears perk*
"What kind of blood?"
*ears perk*
"What kind of blood?"
>>32578
"I want my child to be born healthy, be able to live a normal life, have no deformations or mutations, and be able to be accepted by his peers. If you want to mutate yourself into... I have no idea what, you can leave me after the child is born and do whatever to your body"
"I want my child to be born healthy, be able to live a normal life, have no deformations or mutations, and be able to be accepted by his peers. If you want to mutate yourself into... I have no idea what, you can leave me after the child is born and do whatever to your body"
>>32577
I said fast healing, not fast regeneration. The wounds close, not regrow.
The clipboard contains a very neat and itemized chart indicating approximately 17 different creatures including the Cloud giant, litres of blood per hour, notes, etc. The heading indicates "Court City Blood Harvest Audit"
"The specimens are taken from wherever they can be found without disrupting the established hierarchies. I'm not much in the loop on that."
Thez gets pissed and places her heel inside his jaw. "The bull, you never answered the question about the bull."
"Hmmmhmmmmhhrhrrrrrr."
Thez removes her heel.
"He was taken that way (back the way the party originally came) and further into the structure."
I said fast healing, not fast regeneration. The wounds close, not regrow.
The clipboard contains a very neat and itemized chart indicating approximately 17 different creatures including the Cloud giant, litres of blood per hour, notes, etc. The heading indicates "Court City Blood Harvest Audit"
"The specimens are taken from wherever they can be found without disrupting the established hierarchies. I'm not much in the loop on that."
Thez gets pissed and places her heel inside his jaw. "The bull, you never answered the question about the bull."
"Hmmmhmmmmhhrhrrrrrr."
Thez removes her heel.
"He was taken that way (back the way the party originally came) and further into the structure."
What he means is, choosing door Red 7 was good, but Red 8 would have been better
>>32579
"I'm not looking for any mutations, just supplements. It's got everything the body needs. Just ask pasty over there." she says, gesturing towards the bleeding, butt-naked vampire.
"I'm not looking for any mutations, just supplements. It's got everything the body needs. Just ask pasty over there." she says, gesturing towards the bleeding, butt-naked vampire.
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[4d20 = 36]
>The Elf is listening to us fight
>>32582
Whelp
Kills Elf Thing with slashes to the throat and head
>The Elf is listening to us fight
>>32582
Whelp
Kills Elf Thing with slashes to the throat and head
>>32583
Trumpaladin gives a look like he's clearly uncomfortable with this and is also unconvinced, but figures if he can prevent his child from looking like a Chernobyl birth because of the mother's carelessness, he'll be fine
"Be careful for AIDS"
Trumpaladin gives a look like he's clearly uncomfortable with this and is also unconvinced, but figures if he can prevent his child from looking like a Chernobyl birth because of the mother's carelessness, he'll be fine
"Be careful for AIDS"
>>32583
"Thats true, blood is the most nutritious natural fluid."
>Alarm
"Oh fug."
>>32584
>kills
As Trump slices it, it again assumes gaseous form, which Thez again douses with water.
"We don't have time to kill it, damn things are like cockroaches."
>>32585
There's people in the Gallery room, one of them is approaching the door to the dino room, agitatedly saying "That motherfucker better not have gone to sleep again."
"Thats true, blood is the most nutritious natural fluid."
>Alarm
"Oh fug."
>>32584
>kills
As Trump slices it, it again assumes gaseous form, which Thez again douses with water.
"We don't have time to kill it, damn things are like cockroaches."
>>32585
There's people in the Gallery room, one of them is approaching the door to the dino room, agitatedly saying "That motherfucker better not have gone to sleep again."
>>32589
Trumpaladin goes to the door onto its side, and readies an attack on whatever comes through as it comes through. Fae is ordered to do the same on the other side
Trumpaladin goes to the door onto its side, and readies an attack on whatever comes through as it comes through. Fae is ordered to do the same on the other side
>>32590
Scratch that second action, just get ready to sneak attack the goy who goes through the door.
Draw Assassin's dagger and sword, whilst setting auto-chain loose
Scratch that second action, just get ready to sneak attack the goy who goes through the door.
Draw Assassin's dagger and sword, whilst setting auto-chain loose
>>32590
He doesn't become physical again. No jawbone for you.
>>32592
A familiar faced, but this time much paler fellow kicks the door open, yelling "God dammit John, where the fuck did you run off to?!" Since she hadn't really thought about it, Thez is just sorta standing there in the open. This serves its purpose of distracting the new entry though, and as Trump and Tracy let him have it Thez says "Hi Barry!"
He doesn't become physical again. No jawbone for you.
>>32592
A familiar faced, but this time much paler fellow kicks the door open, yelling "God dammit John, where the fuck did you run off to?!" Since she hadn't really thought about it, Thez is just sorta standing there in the open. This serves its purpose of distracting the new entry though, and as Trump and Tracy let him have it Thez says "Hi Barry!"
[1d20 = 1]
Tracy is the one who actually GETS sneak attacks, so she goes first.
Tracy is the one who actually GETS sneak attacks, so she goes first.
Jesus, Vamp Barry rolled a 1 on his saving throw against sneak attack. Let's just assume he got merc'd before he had a chance to raise an alarm.
For the record, sneak attacks don't require a die roll, they require the person on the receiving end to reflex save. And he ebin failed. Assuming Tracy didn't kill him, Trump sure as hell did, and vamp-barry is now a puddle-vampire as well, Thez keeping the bottle handy.
>>32603
I decided it was a good day for Barry to die,... again.
>>32603
I decided it was a good day for Barry to die,... again.
[1d20 = 8]
>>32608
How the fuck did we get there?
GM, can I know Torc's surroundings?
Perception check just incase
>>32608
How the fuck did we get there?
GM, can I know Torc's surroundings?
Perception check just incase
>>32597
"Thats sweet, but no way am I eating vampire face. Thats how you get the AIDS. In any case, we know which way to go now. These fucks are stuck in this form until the water evaporates, so we don't have to worry about them following us or raising an alarm."
She says as alarms are still going off in the Gallery room.
>>32601
This Barry is a vampire. Don't worry, there'll be lots of Barry's, as well as others whom GM works with.
>>32610
You're in an L-shaped room with 2 dead velociraptors, and two greenish puddles of water at intervals. There is an annoying alarm sound coming from one direction, and Thez is already headed in the other. Court City is where the party was following the I'nis Compass to, except that no one had ever been there and its not like anyone knocked on the door and asked "Where is this". Xp
"Thats sweet, but no way am I eating vampire face. Thats how you get the AIDS. In any case, we know which way to go now. These fucks are stuck in this form until the water evaporates, so we don't have to worry about them following us or raising an alarm."
She says as alarms are still going off in the Gallery room.
>>32601
This Barry is a vampire. Don't worry, there'll be lots of Barry's, as well as others whom GM works with.
>>32610
You're in an L-shaped room with 2 dead velociraptors, and two greenish puddles of water at intervals. There is an annoying alarm sound coming from one direction, and Thez is already headed in the other. Court City is where the party was following the I'nis Compass to, except that no one had ever been there and its not like anyone knocked on the door and asked "Where is this". Xp
>>32604
Okay, I see. DC10 + Assassin Level plus int modifier, though I want to note that it requires three rounds of study so waiting to do it to someone coming through a door would not allow a death attack, though it would allow a sneak attack
>>32611
>That's how you get AIDS
THANK YOU! Someone else finally noticed how dangerous eating random shit is
*Follows Thez to where ever she takes hims
>>32612
That would make a wonderful purse, but I'm afraid that would take several minutes and we don't have the time
Okay, I see. DC10 + Assassin Level plus int modifier, though I want to note that it requires three rounds of study so waiting to do it to someone coming through a door would not allow a death attack, though it would allow a sneak attack
>>32611
>That's how you get AIDS
THANK YOU! Someone else finally noticed how dangerous eating random shit is
*Follows Thez to where ever she takes hims
>>32612
That would make a wonderful purse, but I'm afraid that would take several minutes and we don't have the time
>>32613
I would've just taken their entire bodies, but Trump's faggot is paranoid about worms.
*helps to carry*
I would've just taken their entire bodies, but Trump's faggot is paranoid about worms.
*helps to carry*
>>32614
Fair point, I'll not make that mistake again.
>>32615
>>32616
Upon getting the bodies outside, Thez <whoooof>'s one away,.... <whooof>'s back,... and then <whooooof>'s the other one away,... before <whoooof> returning.
"There. They're outside the city wall, if you want to retrieve or resource them later."
>>32620
>>32358
Vampire-elf-guy just revealed that the door (8) at the end of the path that Red 7 is on is the door that the party wants to go to find Infernius.
Considering the available options, the party bypassed a whole lot of crawling and fighting, not to mention back-tracking and shit. It wasn't a perfect choice, but it was damn near.
Fair point, I'll not make that mistake again.
>>32615
>>32616
Upon getting the bodies outside, Thez <whoooof>'s one away,.... <whooof>'s back,... and then <whooooof>'s the other one away,... before <whoooof> returning.
"There. They're outside the city wall, if you want to retrieve or resource them later."
>>32620
>>32358
Vampire-elf-guy just revealed that the door (8) at the end of the path that Red 7 is on is the door that the party wants to go to find Infernius.
Considering the available options, the party bypassed a whole lot of crawling and fighting, not to mention back-tracking and shit. It wasn't a perfect choice, but it was damn near.
[1d20+5 = 18]
>>32638
*looses auto-flame-chain*
Spot check to see what's down there, through the dark
>low-light vision/darkvision
>>32638
*looses auto-flame-chain*
Spot check to see what's down there, through the dark
>low-light vision/darkvision
[2d20 = 6]
>>32640
*kicks trash can down the stairs with both rear hooves, as a distraction*
*Sends chain after it to auto-attack whatever's down there*
Rolling for chain's attacks
>>32640
*kicks trash can down the stairs with both rear hooves, as a distraction*
*Sends chain after it to auto-attack whatever's down there*
Rolling for chain's attacks
>>32647
e_e
So you summoned him without making a sound? Cuz, Summon Trash Man is a non-verbal spell? The Trash Man doesn't strike me as the quiet type.
e_e
So you summoned him without making a sound? Cuz, Summon Trash Man is a non-verbal spell? The Trash Man doesn't strike me as the quiet type.
>>32649
Does writing in a tome make noise?
BESIDES just the Trash Man could run down
I'm honestly supprised now one has killed Torc out of sheer annoyance, especially you GM. I fucking suck at this
Does writing in a tome make noise?
BESIDES just the Trash Man could run down
I'm honestly supprised now one has killed Torc out of sheer annoyance, especially you GM. I fucking suck at this
>>32654
Fuck your wussy ass sneak attacks
TM> I'M THE TRASH MAN
And he jumps down the stairs to fight while Torc holds everyone back at the top
Torc (whispering)> Hold up, lets see how long he lasts
Fuck your wussy ass sneak attacks
TM> I'M THE TRASH MAN
And he jumps down the stairs to fight while Torc holds everyone back at the top
Torc (whispering)> Hold up, lets see how long he lasts
[1d20 = 2]
>>32653
If I was rigidly adhering to D&D rules, I probably would have.
>>32654
Its a straight staircase. So the ppl at the bottom know that there's something at the top. For future reference, consider casting spells before entering the room you wish to be sneaky-ish in.
>>32643
Quaint, but the staircase is more than 60'
H> Finger of Death
>>32653
If I was rigidly adhering to D&D rules, I probably would have.
>>32654
Its a straight staircase. So the ppl at the bottom know that there's something at the top. For future reference, consider casting spells before entering the room you wish to be sneaky-ish in.
>>32643
Quaint, but the staircase is more than 60'
H> Finger of Death
The sound of Trash Man slumping and then dematerializing can be heard.
"You, go and learn what the meaning of this is."
H> Teleport
Heavy steps can be heard advacing up the staircase.
"You, go and learn what the meaning of this is."
H> Teleport
Heavy steps can be heard advacing up the staircase.
>>32657
>2
>still killed him instantly
"We're fucked"
Torc projects his sheild and pulls out staff of ulitimate power
>2
>still killed him instantly
"We're fucked"
Torc projects his sheild and pulls out staff of ulitimate power
>>32657
Moves outside of stairwell, and readies Full Round attack with Smite Evil on the first two attacks. Fae is asked to do the same on the other side
Moves outside of stairwell, and readies Full Round attack with Smite Evil on the first two attacks. Fae is asked to do the same on the other side
>>32661
>"Recommend sneak attack like on Barry. You will not get a better chance, and distance will not save you"
>"Recommend sneak attack like on Barry. You will not get a better chance, and distance will not save you"
Thez sighs and goes ethereal.
>>32665
Mirthless chuckling can be heard from the base of the stairs.
"Very well. Take your time revealing yourselves, your intrusion has been noted and will be swiftly routed," the voice grains, in an abysmally low tone.
Mirthless chuckling can be heard from the base of the stairs.
"Very well. Take your time revealing yourselves, your intrusion has been noted and will be swiftly routed," the voice grains, in an abysmally low tone.
>>32667
Oh Thank God.
*Holds on to +15 Fortitude save modifier like prayer beads, but remains at the door, readying an attack*
Oh Thank God.
*Holds on to +15 Fortitude save modifier like prayer beads, but remains at the door, readying an attack*
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>32674
Walls don't allow for phasing through.
Spot check to witness whoever's at the bottom
>>32674
Walls don't allow for phasing through.
Spot check to witness whoever's at the bottom
>>32675
Can't really charge him, and need a specific mount to go ethereal to get around him, so I'm stuck for the moment
Can't really charge him, and need a specific mount to go ethereal to get around him, so I'm stuck for the moment
Torc's faggot frantically searches for the SoUP's spell list
>>32678
Walls can't be phased through, but dudes can.
More booms can be heard from beyond the current guy (Oh FFS, its Dick Cheney)
Walls can't be phased through, but dudes can.
More booms can be heard from beyond the current guy (Oh FFS, its Dick Cheney)
>>32681
DIck Cheney stands there, giving his zombie-face, and looking quite evil and undead. He wields a warhammer, and is clad in blackened armor. He seems oblivious to your movements.
DIck Cheney stands there, giving his zombie-face, and looking quite evil and undead. He wields a warhammer, and is clad in blackened armor. He seems oblivious to your movements.
I have an idea to buy us time
Torc casts wall of force in the stairwell when he can
Torc casts wall of force in the stairwell when he can
>>32696
Why did you do that? How does that do anything other than fuck us over by leaving us unable to attack him? And yes I have an idea, cast "Implosion" on him
Why did you do that? How does that do anything other than fuck us over by leaving us unable to attack him? And yes I have an idea, cast "Implosion" on him
>>32698
Fine, but when he kills you first I'll be the last to cate.
Trrc cancels that and casts ray of enfeeblement
Fine, but when he kills you first I'll be the last to cate.
Trrc cancels that and casts ray of enfeeblement
Wait a minute.
Casts DEATH WARD on self
Casts DEATH WARD on self
>>32700
If Tracy would like to be five feet or less from Trumpaladin at the time of casting, AND remain within five feet of him as they progress down the stair case, Tracy can have immunity to finger of death and perhaps a couple other benefits Trumpaladin casts on himself
If Tracy would like to be five feet or less from Trumpaladin at the time of casting, AND remain within five feet of him as they progress down the stair case, Tracy can have immunity to finger of death and perhaps a couple other benefits Trumpaladin casts on himself
Sorry I had to step out.
[1d20 = 19]
If Thez were in the room, she would be facepalming. A few more BOOMs can be heard from the next room.
>>32699
>ROE
Hmmm, that one might actually do something.
If Thez were in the room, she would be facepalming. A few more BOOMs can be heard from the next room.
>>32699
>ROE
Hmmm, that one might actually do something.
[1d6+5 = 9]
ROE strikes successfully, severely retarding Dick's strength.
ROE strikes successfully, severely retarding Dick's strength.
"Prepare yourselves, for you'll be denied the quiet of death." Dick says, ascending the staircase.
Should I mention that the staircase is too narrow to allow ppl to stand side-by-side?
Should I mention that the staircase is too narrow to allow ppl to stand side-by-side?
>>32711
Yeah that might be useful
Is there a roll Torc has to do when he shoots his pistols, cause thats gonna hapen after the Pence Prod comes out
Yeah that might be useful
Is there a roll Torc has to do when he shoots his pistols, cause thats gonna hapen after the Pence Prod comes out
>>32711
Use the Hand of Glory to cast Daylight down the stairs.
Too narrow to dodge?
Throw as many poisoned kunai as she can in one turn.
Use the Hand of Glory to cast Daylight down the stairs.
Too narrow to dodge?
Throw as many poisoned kunai as she can in one turn.
>>32716
I'm sorry. I've got a project that's due in three hours, and I haven't been paying the best attention...
I'm sorry. I've got a project that's due in three hours, and I haven't been paying the best attention...
>>32718
Oh fuck, you go do that
Grapples pony, and move her above and behind him so he'll be the one to take the hit and not waifu
Oh fuck, you go do that
Grapples pony, and move her above and behind him so he'll be the one to take the hit and not waifu
>>32721
This was not intended to be posted. If cheney is a single round away, Trumapaldin readies an attack, with two smite evils
This was not intended to be posted. If cheney is a single round away, Trumapaldin readies an attack, with two smite evils
A BOOOOM sound echoes from beyond Dick Cheney, followed by a scraping sound.
>>32723
Well, then Trumpaladin casts Protection from Evil on himself. If pony is close enough (I think she should be) she should also receive it because she has the Paladin's Mount class
To Dick Cheney
"Have I ever told you that I appreciate what was accomplished in Iraq? Not only did you get Sadam out, but you managed to build a democratic regime that lasted"
Well, then Trumpaladin casts Protection from Evil on himself. If pony is close enough (I think she should be) she should also receive it because she has the Paladin's Mount class
To Dick Cheney
"Have I ever told you that I appreciate what was accomplished in Iraq? Not only did you get Sadam out, but you managed to build a democratic regime that lasted"
If we can talk down a black dragon, and we can talk down a representation of Death, why not talk down a Republican Vice President?
"He's still ALIVE? What the hell have you guys been DOING all this time?!" comes Thez' shout from the end of the room.
>>32729
Serious note. Don't beat yourself up, but don't go light on yourself either. Seriously and critically address the situation, and reason a more conducive approach. "What am I doing, and what could I be doing that might benefit my situation better" is my go-to.
>>32729
Serious note. Don't beat yourself up, but don't go light on yourself either. Seriously and critically address the situation, and reason a more conducive approach. "What am I doing, and what could I be doing that might benefit my situation better" is my go-to.
I'm fucked for this project anyway, so may as well have some fun before life gets hard tomorrow...
>>32731
Fuck it.
After receiving the Death Ward and whatever else Trump casted, Tracy charges right down the stairs, attacking first with the auto-chain (twice) before rushing in with a Triple-attack with her cane-sword, hoping to dismember the bastard.
>>32734
Nah. I'm sick of cowering.
>>32731
Fuck it.
After receiving the Death Ward and whatever else Trump casted, Tracy charges right down the stairs, attacking first with the auto-chain (twice) before rushing in with a Triple-attack with her cane-sword, hoping to dismember the bastard.
>>32734
Nah. I'm sick of cowering.
[4d20 = 51]
>>32736
I get the Idea though
Trumpaladin closes distance and Attacks, full round, smite evil on first two strikes. +16 +11 +6 +1 base attack, +5 Strength, +7 Vanderiem on Evil, and Smite evil adds +4
>>32736
I get the Idea though
Trumpaladin closes distance and Attacks, full round, smite evil on first two strikes. +16 +11 +6 +1 base attack, +5 Strength, +7 Vanderiem on Evil, and Smite evil adds +4
>>32739
Only one person can attack at a time and I have more bonuses plus she loses death ward if she goes more than five feet away
Only one person can attack at a time and I have more bonuses plus she loses death ward if she goes more than five feet away
>>32736
First, the chain is "everwhirling" not animated, dancing, or otherwise autonomously attacking.
Secondly
... aww fuck it.
As the first of the party closes on Dick, he makes an attack of opportunity. Whether he succeeds or not is irrelevant, because he's about to get gang-raped, and though he's a death knight (spoiler) he doesn't have any nifty spells that will save his ass in such a situation like 2nd ed death knights do,... power word blind for example would be particularly useful in this instance.
First, the chain is "everwhirling" not animated, dancing, or otherwise autonomously attacking.
Secondly
... aww fuck it.
As the first of the party closes on Dick, he makes an attack of opportunity. Whether he succeeds or not is irrelevant, because he's about to get gang-raped, and though he's a death knight (spoiler) he doesn't have any nifty spells that will save his ass in such a situation like 2nd ed death knights do,... power word blind for example would be particularly useful in this instance.
>>32744
Would blind be useful for him to use, or for us to use?
If us, Torc uses his Snek staff to blind him
Would blind be useful for him to use, or for us to use?
If us, Torc uses his Snek staff to blind him
>>32748
Done the math, it's 46 34 31 30 on the attack rolls.
Trumpaladin gets +7 damage for strength bonus two-handed and +16 on the first two hits for smite evil
Done the math, it's 46 34 31 30 on the attack rolls.
Trumpaladin gets +7 damage for strength bonus two-handed and +16 on the first two hits for smite evil
>>32746
As Trump edges his way closer to the ever on-guard Dick Cheney, Cheney lunges forward to attack. His warhammer glances off Trump's spaulder, while Trump himself unleashes a full range of attacks, all 4 of which land successfully. Dick Cheney - in that unearthly low voice - screams as he is cut once, twice, thrice, four times in succession.
ALRIGHT, we can roll for initiative, or we can just run down the list and figure out who kills him. Its inevitable at this point.
As Trump edges his way closer to the ever on-guard Dick Cheney, Cheney lunges forward to attack. His warhammer glances off Trump's spaulder, while Trump himself unleashes a full range of attacks, all 4 of which land successfully. Dick Cheney - in that unearthly low voice - screams as he is cut once, twice, thrice, four times in succession.
ALRIGHT, we can roll for initiative, or we can just run down the list and figure out who kills him. Its inevitable at this point.
[1d20 = 10]
>>32750
That should be 60 damage before even rolling the dice on Trumapaladin's damage. And the dice is like 4d10 or 8d6
(strength of 7 x 4 plus smite evil 16 x 2)
>>32750
That should be 60 damage before even rolling the dice on Trumapaladin's damage. And the dice is like 4d10 or 8d6
(strength of 7 x 4 plus smite evil 16 x 2)
>Is hoping he'll get the kill, though his first strike may just have been so successful that he won't have the chance
[1d20+9 = 21]
Dick Cheney is still standing. Oh just kill him already, he was supposed to be dead like an hour ago.
>>32756
Dick Cheney is still standing. Oh just kill him already, he was supposed to be dead like an hour ago.
>>32756
[3d20 = 20]
Blind attempt fails, Cheney attacks Trump, who is still the most available target.
Blind attempt fails, Cheney attacks Trump, who is still the most available target.
Seriously, just gang-rape him so I can say "he's dead" without going through the minutiae of combat w/ a single target.
So, at the precipice of Dick Cheney dying, is everyone prepared to face the actual, realistic thing that would have happened?
So, at the precipice of Dick Cheney dying, is everyone prepared to face the actual, realistic thing that would have happened?
>>32763
Sure I'm prepared enough or at least I am now....
Tracy takes Cheney's clothes and hammer for Infernius (he was naked, last I checked)
Sure I'm prepared enough or at least I am now....
Tracy takes Cheney's clothes and hammer for Infernius (he was naked, last I checked)
Alright. Cheney is dead, and Thez lumbers in carrying Infernius' unconscious body. The way out is clear, just up the staircase.
She's got a bunch of wounds on her, and parts of her ar singed (damagingly), which is a new thing for her, but she's alright.
Upon arriving to the top of the staircase, the party finds a wall of force in effect, protecting the door and the surrounding archway from damage. The walls around are the same weird obsidian-esque glassy stuff, both obstructing physical movement and preventing astral/etheric motion.
The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
>>32772
"Triceratops," she off-handedly replies.
The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
>>32772
"Triceratops," she off-handedly replies.
Boops Tracy
>>32775
>The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
Welp, may as well go forward and collect pieces of the dead enemies as we go, until we find a way out..
Sorry, Thez.. We're all massive faggots...
>The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
Welp, may as well go forward and collect pieces of the dead enemies as we go, until we find a way out..
Sorry, Thez.. We're all massive faggots...
>>32779
I want to destroy the Facility anyways. This is the Court City. We are here to show our dominance
I want to destroy the Facility anyways. This is the Court City. We are here to show our dominance
The next room opens into a small corridor, with three robed blood-smears and a massive triceratops crumpled in the corner. A staircase leads up to a catwalk, where shackles are attached to the framework.
"Thats where he was being held, they had him in some sort of interrogation trance when I found them."
The catwalk extends toward the south, with doors on both sides.
"Thats where he was being held, they had him in some sort of interrogation trance when I found them."
The catwalk extends toward the south, with doors on both sides.
Continues advancing on catwalk past doors
*scavenges equipment*
Gotta be resourceful, that's my role as the thief. And no, I won't just keep everything.
>>32788
*gives piece of dino*
Gotta be resourceful, that's my role as the thief. And no, I won't just keep everything.
>>32788
*gives piece of dino*
>>32791
There's not much that is loose though. I guess you could grabs the shackles, which seem useful
There's not much that is loose though. I guess you could grabs the shackles, which seem useful
>>32787
K, TY for clarifying, I was about to rant.
>>32790
"I'm here, in case anyone remembers," Fae says dryly.
Thez lays Infernius on his back, and checks his vitals. "He's alive, but he's unconscious. I don't know if he's under any spells at the moment, or would be on reviving," she rests her head against his chest, determining his heart-rate. "It seems normal, but I don't know. I just,... I don't know." she says, clutching his chest-hair for a moment.
The escape is not going to be simple. This is a point that the party can rest for a bit, maybe strategize and come up with a plan. Hint hint. Beyond this point will be lots of fighting, spoiler alert. While the party did well bypassing otherwise avoidable enemies on their initial entrance, everything went to shit with Dick's "other associate" had the chance to finger the Trash Man and then teleport away. The jig is up so to speak.
K, TY for clarifying, I was about to rant.
>>32790
"I'm here, in case anyone remembers," Fae says dryly.
Thez lays Infernius on his back, and checks his vitals. "He's alive, but he's unconscious. I don't know if he's under any spells at the moment, or would be on reviving," she rests her head against his chest, determining his heart-rate. "It seems normal, but I don't know. I just,... I don't know." she says, clutching his chest-hair for a moment.
The escape is not going to be simple. This is a point that the party can rest for a bit, maybe strategize and come up with a plan. Hint hint. Beyond this point will be lots of fighting, spoiler alert. While the party did well bypassing otherwise avoidable enemies on their initial entrance, everything went to shit with Dick's "other associate" had the chance to finger the Trash Man and then teleport away. The jig is up so to speak.
>>32795
>The guy who has Death Finger left and is still Dangerous
I used up my Death Ward spell for the day! Yay! Thank you Torcuil. We so appreciate you giving up our surprise.
*Pets Kitty*
"I was worried for a minute, Fae"
To Thez
"Should I do some healing or spells on him?"
>The guy who has Death Finger left and is still Dangerous
I used up my Death Ward spell for the day! Yay! Thank you Torcuil. We so appreciate you giving up our surprise.
*Pets Kitty*
"I was worried for a minute, Fae"
To Thez
"Should I do some healing or spells on him?"
"Since the whole place is a maze of doors and corridors, one can only achieve a limited degree of stealth before revealing their presence. Tracy and I should be at point. With Etherealness we can run diversions, or coordinate feints and lures. We can draw them into an ambush, or we can take the fight to them," she says, again looking at Infernius. "You abysmally big oaf."
>>32795
>Duct-tape Infernius to Fae.
>Search building to get a scope of the structure
>try to figure way out
>Duct-tape Infernius to Fae.
>Search building to get a scope of the structure
>try to figure way out
>>32796
"I... I want you to, but I don't know,...." she says looking again at Infernius. "Its your call. If he's still rabid, we can,... put him down again (non-lethal)."
"I... I want you to, but I don't know,...." she says looking again at Infernius. "Its your call. If he's still rabid, we can,... put him down again (non-lethal)."
>>32795
He teleported in the building?
Could the same spell be used to get out? (I don't think so, but it's a question worth asking)
He teleported in the building?
Could the same spell be used to get out? (I don't think so, but it's a question worth asking)
>>32801
The individual in question teleported without fail. Clearly there is a limit to the restrictions of the spell, but those are unknown to the party.
Current location, don't mind the hallways on the left or right, those are separated by walls.
The individual in question teleported without fail. Clearly there is a limit to the restrictions of the spell, but those are unknown to the party.
Current location, don't mind the hallways on the left or right, those are separated by walls.
I just got news that 4chan /mlp/ banned Anonfilly posting. I'm triggered
>>32813
Uh, Torc tries the one he killed Korak in, walks until he would be out of the fortress, then returns back to the game
Uh, Torc tries the one he killed Korak in, walks until he would be out of the fortress, then returns back to the game
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I can't do this tonight, I need some sleep for once.
Tume to put that 20 cliff jump roll to use
Tume to put that 20 cliff jump roll to use
>>32822
*pokes with sharp stick*
"That was a lot of trouble you've put us all through. You're lucky you've got a wife willing to go so far for you, or you'd be toast by now."
Deliberately does not move to un-ducttape the bull.
*pokes again*
*pokes with sharp stick*
"That was a lot of trouble you've put us all through. You're lucky you've got a wife willing to go so far for you, or you'd be toast by now."
Deliberately does not move to un-ducttape the bull.
*pokes again*
>>32827
"You tell us, bull. You ran out of the entertron, teleported, and somehow made your way to the Court City."
*jabs with stick again*
"You tell us, bull. You ran out of the entertron, teleported, and somehow made your way to the Court City."
*jabs with stick again*
>>32836
>Torcuil kinda screwed the pooch
Don't blame him. We were all equally faggots, for those two whole hours it took to kill Dick Cheney.
>Torcuil kinda screwed the pooch
Don't blame him. We were all equally faggots, for those two whole hours it took to kill Dick Cheney.
>>32838
I thought the second guy was still there and that Cheney could have been the one to cast the finger of death.
*Puts hand on pony, and assumes a solemn expression*
"Little pony.... Remember Milky? Remember Maria? You may have to now add Anonfilly to that list..."
>>32839
Anon28 told me you talked to him, but whatever if you won't admit it
I thought the second guy was still there and that Cheney could have been the one to cast the finger of death.
*Puts hand on pony, and assumes a solemn expression*
"Little pony.... Remember Milky? Remember Maria? You may have to now add Anonfilly to that list..."
>>32839
Anon28 told me you talked to him, but whatever if you won't admit it
>>32840
[sad pony noises]
*sighs*
"She's an irredeemable faggot in filly's clothing, but she doesn't deserve that..."
[sad pony noises]
*sighs*
"She's an irredeemable faggot in filly's clothing, but she doesn't deserve that..."
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>>32846
I don't think thats what he's saying. I know what he's saying, and I'd gladly detail a response in discord if I could figure the %$&*@#! program out, but now is not the time nor the thread.
I don't think thats what he's saying. I know what he's saying, and I'd gladly detail a response in discord if I could figure the %$&*@#! program out, but now is not the time nor the thread.
>tfw GM had a great encounter for us tonight, but it got messed up because the whole party got frozen cowering before Dick Cheney Like a bunch of retarded pansies
I think I've got a hunch of who "H" was.
I think I've got a hunch of who "H" was.
>>32850
Herbert Walker Bush? Or... Satan herself???
How could I have guessed that H would do exactly the thing that I would do in that circumstance when she found out we were there (retreat to a more defensible position)? As soon as I knew our cover was blown and there were death spells, I couldn't think anything except 'oh fuck.'
Herbert Walker Bush? Or... Satan herself???
How could I have guessed that H would do exactly the thing that I would do in that circumstance when she found out we were there (retreat to a more defensible position)? As soon as I knew our cover was blown and there were death spells, I couldn't think anything except 'oh fuck.'
Herbert Walker Bush.
>>32850
Just remembered this song after having not heard it in a couple years. It just feels like it's specially made for Tracy
To Tracy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzA1ZVKWLcY
Just remembered this song after having not heard it in a couple years. It just feels like it's specially made for Tracy
To Tracy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzA1ZVKWLcY
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>>32858
I just restored that post from shadow delete like three minutes ago. How the hell did you notice it so quick?
\r
I just restored that post from shadow delete like three minutes ago. How the hell did you notice it so quick?
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>mfw I've never been this cold for this long before
It's freezing!
*removes horns from triceratops*
>>32866
>>32867
Hard to say, but probably because it seems like such a significant and unfair advantage. The fact that it was introduced in a way that suggested impurity and corruption, and especially because it was used malignantly in the first few weeks, cemented it as negative in my mind. It makes me upse every time I see it
>>32867
Hard to say, but probably because it seems like such a significant and unfair advantage. The fact that it was introduced in a way that suggested impurity and corruption, and especially because it was used malignantly in the first few weeks, cemented it as negative in my mind. It makes me upse every time I see it
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>>32870
>was used malignantly in the first few weeks
>weeks
Oh come on. That only happened in one session.
>>32871
*dresses bull in the zombie's clothes*
For that matter, this would be his first set of armor.
Why doesn't your character wear any armor anyway? That's one of the best parts of casting Divine Spells instead of Arcane ones. I'd get it if you were playing a Barbarian (Minotaur's favored class), but Clerics should wear armor, because it sucks if the healer is the first to die/get wounded.
>was used malignantly in the first few weeks
>weeks
Oh come on. That only happened in one session.
>>32871
*dresses bull in the zombie's clothes*
For that matter, this would be his first set of armor.
Why doesn't your character wear any armor anyway? That's one of the best parts of casting Divine Spells instead of Arcane ones. I'd get it if you were playing a Barbarian (Minotaur's favored class), but Clerics should wear armor, because it sucks if the healer is the first to die/get wounded.
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>>32872
He's got giga epic super arm bands that give him an additional strength bonus almost equal to your base attack bonus, besides a ring of regeneration that sort of removes the point of not getting hit. Let there be some balance in there somewhere
He's got giga epic super arm bands that give him an additional strength bonus almost equal to your base attack bonus, besides a ring of regeneration that sort of removes the point of not getting hit. Let there be some balance in there somewhere
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Posting Alignment Memes, because I feel like it and I'm bored.
Here's to the most Ebil alignment.
Here's to the most Ebil alignment.
>>32876
I thought Thez took those back.
Also, having strong arms won't prevent you from taking damage.
I thought Thez took those back.
Also, having strong arms won't prevent you from taking damage.
>>32878
He doesn't have them at present. And no it doesn't but I'm talking about larger issues of balance. He does have the ring.
He doesn't have them at present. And no it doesn't but I'm talking about larger issues of balance. He does have the ring.
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Of course, I think the players should have one hell of a lot fewer buffs to make the game generally more difficult and enemies relatively tougher
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>>32887
>fewer buffs
Wtf?! No! Just buff the enemies to make them stronger. There is no upper limit to power.
>fewer buffs
Wtf?! No! Just buff the enemies to make them stronger. There is no upper limit to power.
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>>32895
It makes sense for progression to happen eventually, but for a lot to happen at once just makes things more difficult for the future. like how Twilight was made a princess at the end of season three, yet the show goes on for seven or more seasons. It also makes keeping the actual balance far more difficult because of how things scale or how nerfs are situationally applied. It makes it too easy to introduce a Glimmer
It makes sense for progression to happen eventually, but for a lot to happen at once just makes things more difficult for the future. like how Twilight was made a princess at the end of season three, yet the show goes on for seven or more seasons. It also makes keeping the actual balance far more difficult because of how things scale or how nerfs are situationally applied. It makes it too easy to introduce a Glimmer
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>>32897
>caring about being overpowered
You'll only feel "overpowered" if you're fighting the wrong enemies. That feeling goes away as soon as you face something stronger than you.
I don't see a problem. Just keep throwing out stronger enemies. I don't care about "balance" so long as I can keep getting stronger and fighting more powerful enemies.
I dream of attaining Abomination-tier powers and keep fighting monsters of increasing danger.
Besides, don't worry about being "too strong" when it took the party two fucking hours to work up the courage just to face freaking Dick Cheney.
>caring about being overpowered
You'll only feel "overpowered" if you're fighting the wrong enemies. That feeling goes away as soon as you face something stronger than you.
I don't see a problem. Just keep throwing out stronger enemies. I don't care about "balance" so long as I can keep getting stronger and fighting more powerful enemies.
I dream of attaining Abomination-tier powers and keep fighting monsters of increasing danger.
Besides, don't worry about being "too strong" when it took the party two fucking hours to work up the courage just to face freaking Dick Cheney.
>>32897
>too easy to introduce a Glimmer
I don't see how that's an issue. I've wanted to kill her since I heard those ebil foreshadowing voices refer to her as "lady glimmer", and it wouldn't be gratifying unless she were powerful.
(unless she's at the bottom of a long, dark, spooky staircase, and I'm halfway through a university project and can't pay attention...)
>too easy to introduce a Glimmer
I don't see how that's an issue. I've wanted to kill her since I heard those ebil foreshadowing voices refer to her as "lady glimmer", and it wouldn't be gratifying unless she were powerful.
(unless she's at the bottom of a long, dark, spooky staircase, and I'm halfway through a university project and can't pay attention...)
>>32874
Is he going to wear the armor though? Because putting armor on a character takes time, and the characters are in a hurry.
*puts tattered pants on bull*
Is he going to wear the armor though? Because putting armor on a character takes time, and the characters are in a hurry.
*puts tattered pants on bull*
Also, does the Undetectable Alignment spell obscure a characters's Aura? If so, Both Trumpaladin and Infernius might want to cast it as soon as they can (was going to mention this to Trumpaladin's faggot earlier, but I forgot because I was busy).
>*Tracy makes a grim remark under her breath about the scent of white-knights being so overwhelming that she could sense it from a mile away*
>*Tracy makes a grim remark under her breath about the scent of white-knights being so overwhelming that she could sense it from a mile away*
>>32904
>mile away
60 feet. That's the limit. And only certain select spell casters can detect it, and most importantly they have to actively be looking for it.
*is in a very grumpy mood*
>mile away
60 feet. That's the limit. And only certain select spell casters can detect it, and most importantly they have to actively be looking for it.
*is in a very grumpy mood*
>>32907
Yeah I know, I'm just pissier than normal. A mod was complaining about something so I went to make change in configuration, but then the config didn't work, and I had to wait for a dev. That and I'm behind on so many things.
Trumpaladin asks Tracy "what is this" before touching it
Yeah I know, I'm just pissier than normal. A mod was complaining about something so I went to make change in configuration, but then the config didn't work, and I had to wait for a dev. That and I'm behind on so many things.
Trumpaladin asks Tracy "what is this" before touching it
>>32908
*holds out stick*
It's a long-ish object made of bone, with a little jibbernigger skull at the end of it. Take it.
*holds out stick*
It's a long-ish object made of bone, with a little jibbernigger skull at the end of it. Take it.
>Anon takes 15 minutes looking up the item catalog because he's scared.
It won't do shit to you. Take the stick.
It won't do shit to you. Take the stick.
>>32910
>looking it up in the item catalog
Maybe if I weren't in class. I was just going to have him refuse the stick, but fine
Trumpaladin threatens to hurt Tracy if the stick hurts him in someway, and then takes the stick
>looking it up in the item catalog
Maybe if I weren't in class. I was just going to have him refuse the stick, but fine
Trumpaladin threatens to hurt Tracy if the stick hurts him in someway, and then takes the stick
>>32911
Well, I'm in a hurry too, so I'll just tell you that it's the Summon Monster I Wand that I had Tracy make weeks ago. Next time you're in a situation like last night, just summon a weak-ass monster as fodder if you're intent on waiting to see what comes next. A monster takes a round to summon, and last two rounds, although it'll die in one hit. It has 50 charges.
You can only summon the good ones though, because summoning an ebil creature counts as casting an ebil spell and breaks Code.
Well, I'm in a hurry too, so I'll just tell you that it's the Summon Monster I Wand that I had Tracy make weeks ago. Next time you're in a situation like last night, just summon a weak-ass monster as fodder if you're intent on waiting to see what comes next. A monster takes a round to summon, and last two rounds, although it'll die in one hit. It has 50 charges.
You can only summon the good ones though, because summoning an ebil creature counts as casting an ebil spell and breaks Code.
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>>32924
It's activated only by eating human flesh. I did that because its abominable, and a husbando should not be the prey species of a waifu or mother. It's just too far.
Besides, he'd otherwise have to police her and mistrust her and break up with her if there is no deterrent, but with an active mark he can trust her and not need to break up with her. This is the easy way
It's activated only by eating human flesh. I did that because its abominable, and a husbando should not be the prey species of a waifu or mother. It's just too far.
Besides, he'd otherwise have to police her and mistrust her and break up with her if there is no deterrent, but with an active mark he can trust her and not need to break up with her. This is the easy way
>>32925
You do realize that the curse doesn't actually stop her from doing it, right? It just puts consequences on the action.
You do realize that the curse doesn't actually stop her from doing it, right? It just puts consequences on the action.
>>32929
By that I mean, there is no need she feels, unless she just randomly feels hungry for hands some time.
By that I mean, there is no need she feels, unless she just randomly feels hungry for hands some time.
>>32927
Of course. That's why it's called the Mark of Justice. It's not there to stop evil, just punish it after the fact. Not to save, but to avenge. It still makes his job easier. If ther is no successful deterrent and the curse is removed after being activated, the mark will show through the fur and he'll know it's not going to work out.
Of course. That's why it's called the Mark of Justice. It's not there to stop evil, just punish it after the fact. Not to save, but to avenge. It still makes his job easier. If ther is no successful deterrent and the curse is removed after being activated, the mark will show through the fur and he'll know it's not going to work out.
>>32937
I won't promises anything.
I might just do it anyway because he had the audacity to use a curse for it.
I won't promises anything.
I might just do it anyway because he had the audacity to use a curse for it.
Whatever then. I'll just have her eat every sentient creature that isn't hoo-man.
Did not mean to link
>intentionally trying to break shit in game because of being mad, even though you also tried to curse him, and try to control him
Shut up you hypocrite, and just play the game
Shut up you hypocrite, and just play the game
>>32949
No. The reason is that I hate being told/forced what to do, so I'm going to do everything in my power to do the opposite of what your trying to make me do.
I even said earlier that I wouldn't have her eat hoo-mans, but you found it necessary to have him curse her anyway; so now I'm going to have her do it.
And yes. I did try to curse him (although controlling is another thing).I make no excuse, and I'm not sorry.
No. The reason is that I hate being told/forced what to do, so I'm going to do everything in my power to do the opposite of what your trying to make me do.
I even said earlier that I wouldn't have her eat hoo-mans, but you found it necessary to have him curse her anyway; so now I'm going to have her do it.
And yes. I did try to curse him (although controlling is another thing).I make no excuse, and I'm not sorry.
>>32950
You've been trying to boss my character around for months. And you've been successful. You have actively attacked and lied to and stolen from me and every party member. You need to learn that if you are to do anything in a group, you have accept that you are, at some point, going to have to give in to the desires of other people on something, just as you force them to give into yours.
You've been trying to boss my character around for months. And you've been successful. You have actively attacked and lied to and stolen from me and every party member. You need to learn that if you are to do anything in a group, you have accept that you are, at some point, going to have to give in to the desires of other people on something, just as you force them to give into yours.
>>32951
My benevolence ends where the cursing begins. If I'm going to do something or refrain from doing something, it'll be by my own means.
My benevolence ends where the cursing begins. If I'm going to do something or refrain from doing something, it'll be by my own means.
>>32950
You fucking stabbed our characters and flipped out in a hissy fit when they sang around non-real birds. You control our characters all the time. No, you can't do just anything you want
You fucking stabbed our characters and flipped out in a hissy fit when they sang around non-real birds. You control our characters all the time. No, you can't do just anything you want
>>32959
i will when i deem it necessary, by hurting or killing the birbs you are directly effecting me.
i will when i deem it necessary, by hurting or killing the birbs you are directly effecting me.
>>32960
The birds don't effect you in anyway at all. If anything you can eat the corpses or have the feathers afterwards
The birds don't effect you in anyway at all. If anything you can eat the corpses or have the feathers afterwards
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>>32958
Idk why he hates them so much. Rearing a Roc is like having a B20 in medieval times, and Tracy has two.
Idk why he hates them so much. Rearing a Roc is like having a B20 in medieval times, and Tracy has two.
>>32961
i'm not letting you hurt the birds, because uncle adi would say its wrong and call you a degenerate for even thinking of doing it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_welfare_in_Nazi_Germany
i'm not letting you hurt the birds, because uncle adi would say its wrong and call you a degenerate for even thinking of doing it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_welfare_in_Nazi_Germany
>>32966
If the two of us cannot settle this or many other disputes then this game will NOT, and CANNOT continue. Now step aside, let us settle this, and then we can return to our regularly scheduled program
If the two of us cannot settle this or many other disputes then this game will NOT, and CANNOT continue. Now step aside, let us settle this, and then we can return to our regularly scheduled program
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>>32968
Look, if you hate curses, fine. No more curses. But you cannot pretend that you can just be spiteful and malicious deliberately without it fucking up everything for everyone. If you try to break the game in this way neither me nor you will be continuing. Now learn to get along so you can continue your mean posting and item creation and whatever
Look, if you hate curses, fine. No more curses. But you cannot pretend that you can just be spiteful and malicious deliberately without it fucking up everything for everyone. If you try to break the game in this way neither me nor you will be continuing. Now learn to get along so you can continue your mean posting and item creation and whatever
>>32970
>without it fucking up everything for everyone
As far as I understand, you are the only player here who thinks any of this needs to have in-game consequences, even for things your character never saw.
>without it fucking up everything for everyone
As far as I understand, you are the only player here who thinks any of this needs to have in-game consequences, even for things your character never saw.
>>32972
Great. Then don't intentionally defy an in-game curse because you want to be spiteful. I've had enough of your deliberate efforts to make the game less fun by starting shit in-game. So help me God, I will give you out-of-game consequences for doing that shit
Great. Then don't intentionally defy an in-game curse because you want to be spiteful. I've had enough of your deliberate efforts to make the game less fun by starting shit in-game. So help me God, I will give you out-of-game consequences for doing that shit
Okkay
>>32878
>>32879
She more took possession of them to keep them from wandering off and eating someone.
>>32886
Please, this is the first party that hasn't literally started murdering eachother.
"Except for,...."
That was a long time ago.
>>32891
That was the plan
>>32900
But #2 is awesome and #4 "again?"
Quick segway, Trump is the only player in my entire experience of D&D who has ever been allowed to wear TWO sets of armor at once, as well as wielding the two most epic weapons that anyone in the game has seen. Just saying. Oh, and he can cast holy word.
>>32912
Awww, that's sweet
>>32921
Oh wake the fuck up already. I was going to have you somewhat spellbound, but nevermind.
And again, I end my catching-up period in a face-palm
>>32878
>>32879
She more took possession of them to keep them from wandering off and eating someone.
>>32886
Please, this is the first party that hasn't literally started murdering eachother.
"Except for,...."
That was a long time ago.
>>32891
That was the plan
>>32900
But #2 is awesome and #4 "again?"
Quick segway, Trump is the only player in my entire experience of D&D who has ever been allowed to wear TWO sets of armor at once, as well as wielding the two most epic weapons that anyone in the game has seen. Just saying. Oh, and he can cast holy word.
>>32912
Awww, that's sweet
>>32921
Oh wake the fuck up already. I was going to have you somewhat spellbound, but nevermind.
And again, I end my catching-up period in a face-palm
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>>32977
>facepalm
That's too kind of a response
https://www.washingtonpost.com/0ee56da1-3983-40f3-878b-fe3a079213ff
>facepalm
That's too kind of a response
https://www.washingtonpost.com/0ee56da1-3983-40f3-878b-fe3a079213ff
I am indeed alive
>disapointed sighs from all players
You ain't getting rid of me yet
>disapointed sighs from all players
You ain't getting rid of me yet
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>>32985
TOP. FUCKING. KEK!
>>32986
You know that scene from "No Country for Old Men" where the main character stumbles upon a group of like 20 dead people who had been engaged in a drug deal, but every single one of them was murdered in a fight between the two sides? You're going to do that one of these days
TOP. FUCKING. KEK!
>>32986
You know that scene from "No Country for Old Men" where the main character stumbles upon a group of like 20 dead people who had been engaged in a drug deal, but every single one of them was murdered in a fight between the two sides? You're going to do that one of these days
>>32990
>Torc's faggot logs on
"Hey guys sorry... I'm... late... fuck"
>Trump has died from falling of Tracy during space sex and kept rolling 1s
>Tracy rolled multiple 1s, cauing her to fall on her knife 23 times shouting "ET TU TRUMPUS? THEN FALL TRACY"
>Infernius pissed off Thez and Hitler at the same time, causing both to kill him at the same time
And thats how I'll log on to find everyone dead
>Torc's faggot logs on
"Hey guys sorry... I'm... late... fuck"
>Trump has died from falling of Tracy during space sex and kept rolling 1s
>Tracy rolled multiple 1s, cauing her to fall on her knife 23 times shouting "ET TU TRUMPUS? THEN FALL TRACY"
>Infernius pissed off Thez and Hitler at the same time, causing both to kill him at the same time
And thats how I'll log on to find everyone dead
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>>33003
She rolls her eyes. "Keep it together big guy. Of course I'd come for you, you're mine to claim. Still, we're not out of the woods yet."
She rolls her eyes. "Keep it together big guy. Of course I'd come for you, you're mine to claim. Still, we're not out of the woods yet."
>>33007
Wobbling over to Torcuil, Trumpaladin says "On a Catwalk deeper in the facility. Near interrogation rooms"
Wobbling over to Torcuil, Trumpaladin says "On a Catwalk deeper in the facility. Near interrogation rooms"
>>33008
"We nabbed a war-hammer from Dick, otherwise there's this,..." she says, twirling a double-bladed Glaive, made using the staff (broom) and the blades (also broom) she's used before, except all in one singular package.
"We nabbed a war-hammer from Dick, otherwise there's this,..." she says, twirling a double-bladed Glaive, made using the staff (broom) and the blades (also broom) she's used before, except all in one singular package.
>>33015
"Hard to say. But I am out."
*sits down on the catwalk, since no other course of action seems desirable*
"Hard to say. But I am out."
*sits down on the catwalk, since no other course of action seems desirable*
>>33017
"It's hardly the circumstances. I've been wearing down for a very long time now. Slowly drained."
"It's hardly the circumstances. I've been wearing down for a very long time now. Slowly drained."
>>33014
I think you misunderstand. Its got two blades (like a battle axe) except they're straight blades instead of curved.
>>33019
Thez sits down next to him.
"We have been at it for about 3 mos straight, most of the weekend and sparsely throughout the week. I've been thinking of asserting a recess myself"
I think you misunderstand. Its got two blades (like a battle axe) except they're straight blades instead of curved.
>>33019
Thez sits down next to him.
"We have been at it for about 3 mos straight, most of the weekend and sparsely throughout the week. I've been thinking of asserting a recess myself"
>>33022
"To you? My guess is 'you're fired' after that stunt you pulled last night. But more seriously, he'd say 'why the hell did I think becoming president at age 70 was a good idea"
>>33024
*pet's pony, but it's with that sort of reticence he always has, like he's uncertain*
>>33023
*hugs Thez deeply*
"To you? My guess is 'you're fired' after that stunt you pulled last night. But more seriously, he'd say 'why the hell did I think becoming president at age 70 was a good idea"
>>33024
*pet's pony, but it's with that sort of reticence he always has, like he's uncertain*
>>33023
*hugs Thez deeply*
>>33027
I have four law school finals in the next nine days and all of this drama and fighting drains me emotionally
I have four law school finals in the next nine days and all of this drama and fighting drains me emotionally
>>33025
>>33027
"Oh don't look at me that way. I'm not saying "No moar game!", I'm suggesting maybe taking a weekend off. The game is supposed to be fun, but not at the expense of other responsibilities or obligations. I'm particularly guilty of that last bit, desu."
>>33028
>>33029
"This. We'll still have thread, and I can whip up a decent escape (Court City remaining unresolved, as I had hoped it would). We'll still have thread to bantz and fun/shitpost, but I could use a weekend that isn't,... decided/spoken-for, and not just me either."
>>33027
"Oh don't look at me that way. I'm not saying "No moar game!", I'm suggesting maybe taking a weekend off. The game is supposed to be fun, but not at the expense of other responsibilities or obligations. I'm particularly guilty of that last bit, desu."
>>33028
>>33029
"This. We'll still have thread, and I can whip up a decent escape (Court City remaining unresolved, as I had hoped it would). We'll still have thread to bantz and fun/shitpost, but I could use a weekend that isn't,... decided/spoken-for, and not just me either."
>>33032
>escape
>Court City remaining unresolved
So then, where are we going to leave off from now until the next session resumes?
>escape
>Court City remaining unresolved
So then, where are we going to leave off from now until the next session resumes?
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>>33026
>In four months of the game, this is the first time my character has shown Thez any fondness
*hugs bigly*
>In four months of the game, this is the first time my character has shown Thez any fondness
*hugs bigly*
>>33038
>>33039
"Well, there was,... nevermind."
Hugs >rapily.
>>33037
That depends. The idea is still new, but I can think of several ways to approach it. I could cinematic-ish an escape, or we could table the current situation as being "unresolved, but resolved enough that we could assume that later on we'd be shitposting or w/e back at the port/tower/etc.".
Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after, this could be one of those situations. In context, its almost Hearths Warming,.... Xp
>>33039
"Well, there was,... nevermind."
Hugs >rapily.
>>33037
That depends. The idea is still new, but I can think of several ways to approach it. I could cinematic-ish an escape, or we could table the current situation as being "unresolved, but resolved enough that we could assume that later on we'd be shitposting or w/e back at the port/tower/etc.".
Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after, this could be one of those situations. In context, its almost Hearths Warming,.... Xp
>>33032
>>33037
Please. You know damn well I am going to come back with not just the full party, but my Generals, the 15 Spartans, the Gestapo, Slovenia's Trebuchets, Pirate Mercenaries with cannons, Baz, Baz's entire Sparintenar Army, Kiynen if she can be bribed, Korak? and whatever else I can find to burn this city to the ground, kill its inhabitants, and build a new city in its place
>Logistics
>Implying I'm not autistic enough to think out medieval campaigning
We have the chopsticks for food and a Paladin for disease. Any thing else can be taken by horse or Ox. I assume there is a road, so four days march if at low speed and maybe two days at the fastest.
>>33037
Please. You know damn well I am going to come back with not just the full party, but my Generals, the 15 Spartans, the Gestapo, Slovenia's Trebuchets, Pirate Mercenaries with cannons, Baz, Baz's entire Sparintenar Army, Kiynen if she can be bribed, Korak? and whatever else I can find to burn this city to the ground, kill its inhabitants, and build a new city in its place
>Logistics
>Implying I'm not autistic enough to think out medieval campaigning
We have the chopsticks for food and a Paladin for disease. Any thing else can be taken by horse or Ox. I assume there is a road, so four days march if at low speed and maybe two days at the fastest.
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>>33040
>Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after
Those drive me insane, but I'm absolutely fine with that.
>wanted to collect moar body parts though..
>Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after
Those drive me insane, but I'm absolutely fine with that.
>wanted to collect moar body parts though..
>>33041
>medieval campaigning
Oh, don't you wait. I haven't been encouraging/participating in city-development for shits and giggles. There's gonna be a mass-war at some point.
>>33044
Please, you've had Thez how many times? So she had one dude,.... Besides, its not like she was a virgin to begin with,... hell can get,... involved.
>medieval campaigning
Oh, don't you wait. I haven't been encouraging/participating in city-development for shits and giggles. There's gonna be a mass-war at some point.
>>33044
Please, you've had Thez how many times? So she had one dude,.... Besides, its not like she was a virgin to begin with,... hell can get,... involved.
>>33048
You say that, but the whole city will be in play. The Gestapo, the Generals, the Fight Club, Sechs and co, the crazy chinese lady,....
You say that, but the whole city will be in play. The Gestapo, the Generals, the Fight Club, Sechs and co, the crazy chinese lady,....
>>33047
still doesn't change the fact infernuis is jealous, the love of his life and only woman hes ever been with banged trump. hes forgave but he will never forget.
>hell can get,… involved.
ow muh heart. why is hell the worst place ever?
still doesn't change the fact infernuis is jealous, the love of his life and only woman hes ever been with banged trump. hes forgave but he will never forget.
>hell can get,… involved.
ow muh heart. why is hell the worst place ever?
>>33047
>mass-war
Time to buy a copy of "The Art of War" an read up on mility stratgy
>hell can get involved
Yeah, hell might, but does she get involved with Death?
>mass-war
Time to buy a copy of "The Art of War" an read up on mility stratgy
>hell can get involved
Yeah, hell might, but does she get involved with Death?
>>33052
Kek, well played
>>33051
Alright, I'ma blog-post here for a sec. The young woman whom I am committed to was my 3rd sexual encounter. I don't mean partner, I mean encounter. Lets just say that she's,... more experienced than I am.
Tl;dr I can't change her past, but I can decide how I approach our future. I've thought to be jealous, but I realized its a fruitless disposition.
Kek, well played
>>33051
Alright, I'ma blog-post here for a sec. The young woman whom I am committed to was my 3rd sexual encounter. I don't mean partner, I mean encounter. Lets just say that she's,... more experienced than I am.
Tl;dr I can't change her past, but I can decide how I approach our future. I've thought to be jealous, but I realized its a fruitless disposition.
>>33060
Oh I beg to differ. That girl from high school I damn near married, I discovered had had sex with her boyfriend of a couple months on one occassion before I took interest in her. The sex was pressured, arguably rape, and it's clear she didn't enjoy it, but I was still driven mad by the fact that I was a virgin and she wasn't. I definitely care.
>>33059
You're only 21? Damn I wish I were young again
>>33060
If it's literally exactly the same meal, yes, yes I do care. That's disgusting
Oh I beg to differ. That girl from high school I damn near married, I discovered had had sex with her boyfriend of a couple months on one occassion before I took interest in her. The sex was pressured, arguably rape, and it's clear she didn't enjoy it, but I was still driven mad by the fact that I was a virgin and she wasn't. I definitely care.
>>33059
You're only 21? Damn I wish I were young again
>>33060
If it's literally exactly the same meal, yes, yes I do care. That's disgusting
>>33064
I'm trying to be metaphorical here, don't read too much into it. Also
>young
$10 says I've got you beat.
I'm trying to be metaphorical here, don't read too much into it. Also
>young
$10 says I've got you beat.
>>33066
Oh I know it's metaphorical. My answer is exactly the same.
>got you beat
Oh I am absolutely certain you do
Oh I know it's metaphorical. My answer is exactly the same.
>got you beat
Oh I am absolutely certain you do
>>33068
>idea proposed 1.5 hours ago
>wants it nao
I'll get back to you in a day or so
>>33067
Well, in today's society one will be hard pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been 'tasted', let alone had a piece taken out of it. This begs the question, is the goal a 'whole' pie, or a 'mostly whole' pie that is delicious?
>idea proposed 1.5 hours ago
>wants it nao
I'll get back to you in a day or so
>>33067
Well, in today's society one will be hard pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been 'tasted', let alone had a piece taken out of it. This begs the question, is the goal a 'whole' pie, or a 'mostly whole' pie that is delicious?
>>33069
>Well, in today's society one will be hard >pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been >tasted
i wish Hitler won.
>Well, in today's society one will be hard >pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been >tasted
i wish Hitler won.
>>33069
>This leftist nonsense
I'm going to have to agree with the hyper-Catholics I went to college with. Take a whole, delicious pie, and cum inside it without a condom.
>This leftist nonsense
I'm going to have to agree with the hyper-Catholics I went to college with. Take a whole, delicious pie, and cum inside it without a condom.
>>33082
To my understanding, the disposition in Germany before/after WW2 was that a woman's responsibility was to engage in sufficient sexual activity before marriage so to guarantee the ability to please their eventual husband.
To my understanding, the disposition in Germany before/after WW2 was that a woman's responsibility was to engage in sufficient sexual activity before marriage so to guarantee the ability to please their eventual husband.
>>33084
I don't understand the question.
Seriously, I don't know of you're being literal, figurative/suggestive, w/e.
Boston Cream, or Neatly shaved/trimmed but not bare.
>>33086
>>33088
>>33089
That comes care of a pair of crochety old fuckers. Its the closest to 'first-hand' reference I have. It could be false, but the degree of detail was,... convincing.
I don't understand the question.
Seriously, I don't know of you're being literal, figurative/suggestive, w/e.
Boston Cream, or Neatly shaved/trimmed but not bare.
>>33086
>>33088
>>33089
That comes care of a pair of crochety old fuckers. Its the closest to 'first-hand' reference I have. It could be false, but the degree of detail was,... convincing.
>>33081
I disagree. In the words of Diogenes "if only I could soothe my hunger my rubbing my belly"
>>33084
I don't really like pie, or eat it much
>>33085
>Tracy Cage manages to achieve one of her major life goals within a week of arriving in the game
Well played
>>33090
Oh I'm sure there was all sorts of whatever going on, since the moral decline started in the 1920s, but it couldn't have been anywhere near as bad as 1980
I disagree. In the words of Diogenes "if only I could soothe my hunger my rubbing my belly"
>>33084
I don't really like pie, or eat it much
>>33085
>Tracy Cage manages to achieve one of her major life goals within a week of arriving in the game
Well played
>>33090
Oh I'm sure there was all sorts of whatever going on, since the moral decline started in the 1920s, but it couldn't have been anywhere near as bad as 1980
Sorry i was an,emo fag tonight, i didnt take dr.jews prescription today. I think i might go to sleep if its just shitposting.
>>33097
Power, especially over more subjects
Glory, more so from world building than from combat, but combat is nice too
Praise, he likes adoration from subjects the most
Sex, preferably from more partners
Wealth, mostly for financing the above, but it's nice to have nice things
The spread of the one True Faith
The elimination of all threats to the Order that allows his version of society to prosper
Love - genuine affection from those close to him
Elimination of dangerous elements that cannot be trusted
Not necessarily in this order, but it's not a bad approximation either
>Does it allow for settling down with his family in a happy, traditional marriage?
Probably, yes. Trumpladin would prefer the Islamic style of marriage, but he can be persuaded into other traditions, like Brigham Young's style of Mormonism
Power, especially over more subjects
Glory, more so from world building than from combat, but combat is nice too
Praise, he likes adoration from subjects the most
Sex, preferably from more partners
Wealth, mostly for financing the above, but it's nice to have nice things
The spread of the one True Faith
The elimination of all threats to the Order that allows his version of society to prosper
Love - genuine affection from those close to him
Elimination of dangerous elements that cannot be trusted
Not necessarily in this order, but it's not a bad approximation either
>Does it allow for settling down with his family in a happy, traditional marriage?
Probably, yes. Trumpladin would prefer the Islamic style of marriage, but he can be persuaded into other traditions, like Brigham Young's style of Mormonism
I gotta sleep too..
>>33102
Am confused. Do you mean domestic violence is more important to him? Tracy has been a distraction from the real goals, even if an incredible annoying and persistent one
>>33103
The Paladin image really helps with his appearance. And it's more fun to kill people in the name of God and Justice and Truth and Good than it is for pretty much any other reason, except probably revenge
>>33105
Fine. Mormon, but with one hell of a prenup so she doesn't take her one-sixth share of his property in the divorce
Am confused. Do you mean domestic violence is more important to him? Tracy has been a distraction from the real goals, even if an incredible annoying and persistent one
>>33103
The Paladin image really helps with his appearance. And it's more fun to kill people in the name of God and Justice and Truth and Good than it is for pretty much any other reason, except probably revenge
>>33105
Fine. Mormon, but with one hell of a prenup so she doesn't take her one-sixth share of his property in the divorce
>>33108
Well of course not. Trumpaladin gets to write his own marriage contract. He's leaving nothing out of the Art of the Deal
Well of course not. Trumpaladin gets to write his own marriage contract. He's leaving nothing out of the Art of the Deal
>>33107
>Paladin image
Meta Question: Can NPS actually tell our class levels just by looking at us? Because I'm fucked if that's the case.
Do they even necessarily know what the classes mean?
>Paladin image
Meta Question: Can NPS actually tell our class levels just by looking at us? Because I'm fucked if that's the case.
Do they even necessarily know what the classes mean?
>>33117
I didn't think so.
The reputation of a character should be defined by their actions, right? Aside from their observable skills, actions, and context/environment, the roles of PCs should only apparent to the NPCs by what they say/do.
I didn't think so.
The reputation of a character should be defined by their actions, right? Aside from their observable skills, actions, and context/environment, the roles of PCs should only apparent to the NPCs by what they say/do.
>>33118
That's not entirely accurate either, I'm sure rumors have spread and we've gained some renown.
That's not entirely accurate either, I'm sure rumors have spread and we've gained some renown.
Do the Epic Bonus Feats that the bottom of a class list still require the appropriate prerequisites?
>>33119
That's what I meant: it's factor of reputation.
Also, when it was said that Vadereim was a banner sword for killing "Infernals" did that mean Devil's and other creatures of hell, or fiends in general (as in, Demons as well)?
>>33119
That's what I meant: it's factor of reputation.
Also, when it was said that Vadereim was a banner sword for killing "Infernals" did that mean Devil's and other creatures of hell, or fiends in general (as in, Demons as well)?
>>33121
I thought so.
So then, would Tracy's Command ability apply to fiends in general as well? Nightmares don't have any category other than Fiend (the combination of Outsider and Evil).
I thought so.
So then, would Tracy's Command ability apply to fiends in general as well? Nightmares don't have any category other than Fiend (the combination of Outsider and Evil).
>>33123
It'd be pretty nifty to Command other Fiends for the time it takes to slay them. Tracy has an monstrous number of hit dice in that form.
It'd be pretty nifty to Command other Fiends for the time it takes to slay them. Tracy has an monstrous number of hit dice in that form.
>>33126
Well, a Paladin having a Fiend as a mount is already pretty haxx: that kind of convenient trick wouldn't normally be possible, due to the Code for Cohorts.
Well, a Paladin having a Fiend as a mount is already pretty haxx: that kind of convenient trick wouldn't normally be possible, due to the Code for Cohorts.
>>33122
>>33124
I want to argue with this,but I'm not sure I can. It looks like Tracy could probably mind control almost every type of fiend, including many Devils, succubi, hell hounds, and a list of other things.
>>33128
not just any type of fiend either, but a cauchemar nightmare. That's taking one of the more powerful monsters and giving it what is basically the strongest prestige class you can give a monster.
How many ranks in concentration does Tracy have? If she's being ridden, she needs to succeed on a DC 21 concentration check to make it work
>>33126
Oh fuck off
>>33124
I want to argue with this,but I'm not sure I can. It looks like Tracy could probably mind control almost every type of fiend, including many Devils, succubi, hell hounds, and a list of other things.
>>33128
not just any type of fiend either, but a cauchemar nightmare. That's taking one of the more powerful monsters and giving it what is basically the strongest prestige class you can give a monster.
How many ranks in concentration does Tracy have? If she's being ridden, she needs to succeed on a DC 21 concentration check to make it work
>>33126
Oh fuck off
>>33139
We've been bullshitting this game the whole time, Mr. Two-Suits-Of-Armor. Anyway, this isn't D&D; it's Mixed Nuts.
Besides, it's just a wet dream for now.
We've been bullshitting this game the whole time, Mr. Two-Suits-Of-Armor. Anyway, this isn't D&D; it's Mixed Nuts.
Besides, it's just a wet dream for now.
>>33134
>>33138
>>33130
STOP DELETING IDEAS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!
>>33138
>>33130
STOP DELETING IDEAS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!
if you dont stop deleting post i swear to god infernuis will kill him self then ill stop posting itts
>>33144
IKR.
It was just funposting. Idk why it's so harmful for anyone to see.
IKR.
It was just funposting. Idk why it's so harmful for anyone to see.
>>33143
Stop trying to use that Jew blood cheat to ruin the game. Be grateful that you now have a character with twice the HP of the rest of the party. Don't use it as a freaking shortcut to Godhood
\r
Stop trying to use that Jew blood cheat to ruin the game. Be grateful that you now have a character with twice the HP of the rest of the party. Don't use it as a freaking shortcut to Godhood
\r
>>33148
>ruin the game
Wtf?! How does that ruin anything? If the characters get stronger, so will the enemies.
Regardless, that's no excuse to just delet ideas you don't like. You've been doing this for months, and it's insufferable.
>ruin the game
Wtf?! How does that ruin anything? If the characters get stronger, so will the enemies.
Regardless, that's no excuse to just delet ideas you don't like. You've been doing this for months, and it's insufferable.
>>33157
Because you're trying to suppress literal thoughts that offend you by covering them up, like you think they'll just go away if you stop others from seeing them: That's thought-crime in it's purest form.
Also, it's infuriating to have a conversation with someone deleted like that. What if other players would've wanted to talk about it too?
Because you're trying to suppress literal thoughts that offend you by covering them up, like you think they'll just go away if you stop others from seeing them: That's thought-crime in it's purest form.
Also, it's infuriating to have a conversation with someone deleted like that. What if other players would've wanted to talk about it too?
>>33164
>you don't need to
It's a FANTASY GAME. I don't do things because I "need" to; I do it because I want to.
Regardless, don't delet our fucking posts justr because you don't like the implications of the propositions made. We were mostly just waiting for GM to shoot us down anyway.
>>33166
Don't blame GM. It's his Game, and he lets us do cool stuff because it makes The Game more fun.
>you don't need to
It's a FANTASY GAME. I don't do things because I "need" to; I do it because I want to.
Regardless, don't delet our fucking posts justr because you don't like the implications of the propositions made. We were mostly just waiting for GM to shoot us down anyway.
>>33166
Don't blame GM. It's his Game, and he lets us do cool stuff because it makes The Game more fun.
>>33168
I wasn't literally saying blame gm i was trying to make a point that he can do anything he wants too.
I wasn't literally saying blame gm i was trying to make a point that he can do anything he wants too.
I think we can all agree that everyone doing anything they want is not conducive to happiness...
Fuck it. I'll just repost everything, and we can put this behind us and continue
>>33170
Really? You wear two suits of armor for no reason then? You'd rather have to prepare your Divine spells at the beginning of each day instead of spontaneously casting? You didn't enjoy killing half an army of Demons by Tweeting? You would've preferred having a standard warhorse mount, instead of a magical beast that could fly and speak common? What about the epic-tier talking Sword you got at the beginning of the game? You'd rather have to faithfully follow the Paladin's Code to its fullest extent and be rigidly Lawful Goo, instead of having a meme-alignment tailored to you for keks? Did all of that stuff make the game less fun? I thought it was cool.
All those things made The Game more fun for me, because it made the gameplay more interesting and gave it more potential. I don't care who gets cool buffs, so long as they're doing cool shit with them.
For example, Torc can spontaneously cast every spell on the list if he finds a meme good enough: that's broken as fuck, but nobody has a problem with it because it makes The Game more interesting and his memes make us laugh.
>>33170
Really? You wear two suits of armor for no reason then? You'd rather have to prepare your Divine spells at the beginning of each day instead of spontaneously casting? You didn't enjoy killing half an army of Demons by Tweeting? You would've preferred having a standard warhorse mount, instead of a magical beast that could fly and speak common? What about the epic-tier talking Sword you got at the beginning of the game? You'd rather have to faithfully follow the Paladin's Code to its fullest extent and be rigidly Lawful Goo, instead of having a meme-alignment tailored to you for keks? Did all of that stuff make the game less fun? I thought it was cool.
All those things made The Game more fun for me, because it made the gameplay more interesting and gave it more potential. I don't care who gets cool buffs, so long as they're doing cool shit with them.
For example, Torc can spontaneously cast every spell on the list if he finds a meme good enough: that's broken as fuck, but nobody has a problem with it because it makes The Game more interesting and his memes make us laugh.
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thats it im done!
*infernuis sets himself on fire untill hes dead*
i would say its been a pleasure but that would be a lie.
*infernuis sets himself on fire untill hes dead*
i would say its been a pleasure but that would be a lie.
>>33174
I'm fine with some but please let's have some limits somewhere. Tracy being able to mind control almost all fiends because of haxx is fun. Achieving godhood and having to worry about all of the implications because of haxx is not
I'm fine with some but please let's have some limits somewhere. Tracy being able to mind control almost all fiends because of haxx is fun. Achieving godhood and having to worry about all of the implications because of haxx is not
>>33180
Please don't...
>>33181
It was just a meme-tier idea; it probably wouldn't work anyway. Why would you delet a harmless conversation like that? Were you afraid it would actually happen or some shit?
>>33182
It's a CHRONIC problem! You do this every other week! How is anyone supposed to get past it if you keep deleting their posts?
Please don't...
>>33181
It was just a meme-tier idea; it probably wouldn't work anyway. Why would you delet a harmless conversation like that? Were you afraid it would actually happen or some shit?
>>33182
It's a CHRONIC problem! You do this every other week! How is anyone supposed to get past it if you keep deleting their posts?
>>33179
>>33178
I mean to say that Tracy's faggot being vindictive in in-game actions against other players to piss off their faggots, or GM not being careful as to where D&D rules are adhered to and where they are not, or me deleting posts, are all cases where we may want to do things that are within our power, but do harm
\r
>>33178
I mean to say that Tracy's faggot being vindictive in in-game actions against other players to piss off their faggots, or GM not being careful as to where D&D rules are adhered to and where they are not, or me deleting posts, are all cases where we may want to do things that are within our power, but do harm
\r
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>fondly remembers better, if somewhat humiliating times
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No further posts? Okay...
GM, remember how you joked I would log onto the party killing itself?
I didn't think it would happen so soon...
I didn't think it would happen so soon...
>>33191
I mean, I'm not suprised, just stunned by the fact of us making the joke yesterday and then it happening while I was gone.
The real suprise is that Trump hasn't killed Torc yet
I mean, I'm not suprised, just stunned by the fact of us making the joke yesterday and then it happening while I was gone.
The real suprise is that Trump hasn't killed Torc yet
>>33193
No worries. I've been kinda anxious to kill anyone so far, I didn't want it to be discouraging. With the features in place, it wouldn't amount to anything more than 'cant do stuff until "fixed"'. I'm not the sort of GM to straight off characters with no recourse, and I'm rather pleased at the thought that the situation might result in violence. I am waiting to hear more on Infernius' end (that fire was a nice effect, but he regenerates,... so character-wise he just made himself suffer needlessly), but I wouldn't mind if characters started literally attacking each-other.
No worries. I've been kinda anxious to kill anyone so far, I didn't want it to be discouraging. With the features in place, it wouldn't amount to anything more than 'cant do stuff until "fixed"'. I'm not the sort of GM to straight off characters with no recourse, and I'm rather pleased at the thought that the situation might result in violence. I am waiting to hear more on Infernius' end (that fire was a nice effect, but he regenerates,... so character-wise he just made himself suffer needlessly), but I wouldn't mind if characters started literally attacking each-other.
I'm still here..
Um... Am I allowed back in?
>ominous bagpipe playing from the hills
So, is anyone gonna die or should I put away the bagpipes?
So, is anyone gonna die or should I put away the bagpipes?
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>>33200
Not to take sides, but this. While I'm not to agitated about it, that players are gives me pause.
>pic mostly unrelated
Not to take sides, but this. While I'm not to agitated about it, that players are gives me pause.
>pic mostly unrelated
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If you guys don't come to a resolution soon I'm gonna fucking post the entire bee movie script
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>>33210
>in kind
I shouldn't have to tell you this this at all, Anon, let alone make promises for you to do it. You shouldn't be deleting people's posts like this, ever. I grew kind of numb to it, because you do it to me all the time, but my patience ends when you start deleting entire conversations between characters.
>>33210
>work with me
Idk wtf it is you find necessary that I'm not already doing, but maybe I'll give it a shot. Regardless, you shouldn't be deleting people's posts like that, whatever motivation you might have.
>in kind
I shouldn't have to tell you this this at all, Anon, let alone make promises for you to do it. You shouldn't be deleting people's posts like this, ever. I grew kind of numb to it, because you do it to me all the time, but my patience ends when you start deleting entire conversations between characters.
>>33210
>work with me
Idk wtf it is you find necessary that I'm not already doing, but maybe I'll give it a shot. Regardless, you shouldn't be deleting people's posts like that, whatever motivation you might have.
>>33212
So... Is your position still "fuck you, I'll do whatever I want," or can we negotiate on things?
So... Is your position still "fuck you, I'll do whatever I want," or can we negotiate on things?
[salt-mining stops]
Oh well, I'm going to bed...
Oh well, I'm going to bed...
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"........"
I lied; I never sleep. I'm just too tired to post.
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Yes, lets talk about Deez Nuts.
>ppl post here rather than /mlpol/
Wrong, try again. Everyone who participates here prolifically posts on Mlpol. It should be obvious since the whole "flag-fag" issue hasn't been resolved, that everyone who has contributed to the "Nuts" (read: gay bathhouse) threads have frequently and readily posted in any/all threads on every other board. I get "not getting it", but anything else is blatant misrepresentation.
>thurrs too much autism
Nazi-horsefucker board, try again.
>we shouldn't divide the boards, /mlpol/ and /sp/ r Mlpol
/sp/ IS another board. As is 1ntr, as is /ub/. /sp/ started as a hidden board to shitpost and trial shit from.
>this post was prepared in advance of some deliberate shit-posting
>ppl post here rather than /mlpol/
Wrong, try again. Everyone who participates here prolifically posts on Mlpol. It should be obvious since the whole "flag-fag" issue hasn't been resolved, that everyone who has contributed to the "Nuts" (read: gay bathhouse) threads have frequently and readily posted in any/all threads on every other board. I get "not getting it", but anything else is blatant misrepresentation.
>thurrs too much autism
Nazi-horsefucker board, try again.
>we shouldn't divide the boards, /mlpol/ and /sp/ r Mlpol
/sp/ IS another board. As is 1ntr, as is /ub/. /sp/ started as a hidden board to shitpost and trial shit from.
>this post was prepared in advance of some deliberate shit-posting
>>33223
Of course you do, but I'm speaking from personal experience. I can state with certainty that the participants ITT are comparatively prolific posters, given the average/general pace of any board, or any thread other than these. I get that anons want the board to have the same level of activity that this/these threads too. I'll say it again, I do too. I can identify with the want to merge/adjust the situation with /sp/ or /ub/ even.
Having said, I think these threads have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt - or comparison combined - where the literal and consistent activity can be found at. I don't claim that RP threads in general or this one in particular should be the focus of Mlpol (INDEED no) but to deny the observable, consistent (we're talking months at this point) and objective evidence, I challenge again any calls to eliminate /vx/ or the threads herein, in favor of,... whatever idea it is that anon may be convinced of in theory.
Of course you do, but I'm speaking from personal experience. I can state with certainty that the participants ITT are comparatively prolific posters, given the average/general pace of any board, or any thread other than these. I get that anons want the board to have the same level of activity that this/these threads too. I'll say it again, I do too. I can identify with the want to merge/adjust the situation with /sp/ or /ub/ even.
Having said, I think these threads have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt - or comparison combined - where the literal and consistent activity can be found at. I don't claim that RP threads in general or this one in particular should be the focus of Mlpol (INDEED no) but to deny the observable, consistent (we're talking months at this point) and objective evidence, I challenge again any calls to eliminate /vx/ or the threads herein, in favor of,... whatever idea it is that anon may be convinced of in theory.
>>33224
Well, I can see we have very different ways of looking at it. First, I don't really agree that Nuts hasn't resulted in a lot of the ills associated with Generals. I also think it has resulted in at least some users being less prolific posters than they would be otherwise.
But as regards merging the boards, I guess I have a more "realist" approach. It won't happen, and I say this not out of faith in what is beyond my control but out of faith in my own power. Almost every board is some particular staff member's pet. And it's much easier to stop a new board from being created than to delete an existing one.
Then again, as I was writing this, I discovered that /cyb/ had been de-listed, so I am less sure
Well, I can see we have very different ways of looking at it. First, I don't really agree that Nuts hasn't resulted in a lot of the ills associated with Generals. I also think it has resulted in at least some users being less prolific posters than they would be otherwise.
But as regards merging the boards, I guess I have a more "realist" approach. It won't happen, and I say this not out of faith in what is beyond my control but out of faith in my own power. Almost every board is some particular staff member's pet. And it's much easier to stop a new board from being created than to delete an existing one.
Then again, as I was writing this, I discovered that /cyb/ had been de-listed, so I am less sure
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[1d20+14 = 20]
Sleight of Hand to take Torc's chopsticks and help self to ramen.
Sleight of Hand to take Torc's chopsticks and help self to ramen.
>>33235
He totally noticed that, m8...
Pretty sure he gets an attack of opportunity for that too, with his cattle prod.
He totally noticed that, m8...
Pretty sure he gets an attack of opportunity for that too, with his cattle prod.
>>33243
>mfw Infernius got his ass handed to him while his opponent's faggot wasn't even here
Next time, leave the sneaking to the Rogue.
>mfw Infernius got his ass handed to him while his opponent's faggot wasn't even here
Next time, leave the sneaking to the Rogue.
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>mfw I am so addicted to mlpol, sitting through the four hours it takes for an exam without checking the recent 25 is torture
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>>33233
>was going to make remark about "not taking superior Trump™ Brand Angus steaks from husbando
>realize they will be married eventually
>realize that under common law marriage, the wife is an extension of the husband. All property is communal
>Tracy can't "steal" anything from Trumpaladin, because anything she takes into her possession is his
>was going to make remark about "not taking superior Trump™ Brand Angus steaks from husbando
>realize they will be married eventually
>realize that under common law marriage, the wife is an extension of the husband. All property is communal
>Tracy can't "steal" anything from Trumpaladin, because anything she takes into her possession is his
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>>33256
>Infernius set himself on fire moments ago, but survived because of regeneration
>Would've literally been roast beef
>Infernius set himself on fire moments ago, but survived because of regeneration
>Would've literally been roast beef
>>33261
This is why you needed to BRUSH EVERY DAY.
Alright then.
So, where does the party leave off from here?
This is why you needed to BRUSH EVERY DAY.
Alright then.
So, where does the party leave off from here?
>>33233
You'll need to roll a 1d2. Rolling a 1 means you end up with an extra pair of chopsticks.
>>33263
Technically everyone's still at Court City, but that's cuz I was waiting to hear from you before deciding what happens next.
>>33266
Faggot brit? Do you mean that faggot brit, or did I miss something.
Lastly: >>33225
>less prolific
Hardly, this thread keeps me glued to the site, and I usually have one window in thread, and the other window on Home or Overboard, refreshing every few minutes. One can tell by the flags that Infernius and Torcuil's players post regularly, often during active game sessions. The only ones I can't comment on are Tracy's and Trump's, being both burgers.
>generals
I'm not sure I follow, unless you're talking about dedicated anons and lots of bread filling up the catalog. The alternative would be to take the game entirely to an off-site resource or program, which I'm not unwilling to do but would defeat many of the salient purposes.
You'll need to roll a 1d2. Rolling a 1 means you end up with an extra pair of chopsticks.
>>33263
Technically everyone's still at Court City, but that's cuz I was waiting to hear from you before deciding what happens next.
>>33266
Faggot brit? Do you mean that faggot brit, or did I miss something.
Lastly: >>33225
>less prolific
Hardly, this thread keeps me glued to the site, and I usually have one window in thread, and the other window on Home or Overboard, refreshing every few minutes. One can tell by the flags that Infernius and Torcuil's players post regularly, often during active game sessions. The only ones I can't comment on are Tracy's and Trump's, being both burgers.
>generals
I'm not sure I follow, unless you're talking about dedicated anons and lots of bread filling up the catalog. The alternative would be to take the game entirely to an off-site resource or program, which I'm not unwilling to do but would defeat many of the salient purposes.
Also if Infernius didn't keep playing, Thez would probably kill everyone, at least once.
"I'nis!!!!" flying tackle-hug.
"I'nis!!!!" flying tackle-hug.
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How long has Darkie been alone in the Entertron? A week in game time? I wonder if he's ready to talk yet.
>inb4 nobody feels like doing it and the poor bastard has to wait there another week
>inb4 nobody feels like doing it and the poor bastard has to wait there another week
>test
>>33272
Oh, you'd have been fine in the aftermath. Have I mentioned I don't do the standard -1 Con for every resurrection?
Oh, you'd have been fine in the aftermath. Have I mentioned I don't do the standard -1 Con for every resurrection?
>>33278
The Chopstick is a singular item. When its broken in two, you find yourself holding 2 pairs of unbroken chopsticks. One makes instant noodo, the other makes more chopsticks.
The Chopstick is a singular item. When its broken in two, you find yourself holding 2 pairs of unbroken chopsticks. One makes instant noodo, the other makes more chopsticks.
>>33281
*chopsticks are
Basically its an item that duplicates its self, and can provide nourishment on the go. It also allows GM to troll a bit if bad dice rolls.
>>33284
Now when you say that, do you mean you want anon-filly as n apprentice, or do you mean Infernius wants,... cuz in that case, you would be Infernius' apprentice,....
*chopsticks are
Basically its an item that duplicates its self, and can provide nourishment on the go. It also allows GM to troll a bit if bad dice rolls.
>>33284
Now when you say that, do you mean you want anon-filly as n apprentice, or do you mean Infernius wants,... cuz in that case, you would be Infernius' apprentice,....
>>33297
Max dex bonus of +1 cuz full plate, the swank suit weighs and counts as clothing.
Max dex bonus of +1 cuz full plate, the swank suit weighs and counts as clothing.
>>33301
>rapes thez
i gotta sleep boys the trauma of having teeth ripped out of your skull tires a guy out.
>rapes thez
i gotta sleep boys the trauma of having teeth ripped out of your skull tires a guy out.
>>33303
Wait, are you really going to do it in the dungeon, right over Duck Cheney's freshly-stripped dead body?
Wait, are you really going to do it in the dungeon, right over Duck Cheney's freshly-stripped dead body?
>>33312
*Grows to full size*
*Drags them both over Cheney's corpse*
*Is small again*
Get used to it; it's part of being married.
*Grows to full size*
*Drags them both over Cheney's corpse*
*Is small again*
Get used to it; it's part of being married.
>>33318
No, but the die roll suggests that in this particular moment, he leveraged his strength with more finesse, efficacy, and form than Tracy did, thus overcoming her stupid-high strength
No, but the die roll suggests that in this particular moment, he leveraged his strength with more finesse, efficacy, and form than Tracy did, thus overcoming her stupid-high strength
>>33319
[Deliberately loud hoers nightmare]
Fae still has to listen though.
>Tracy is making sounds like a locomotive, whistling dual streams of smoke.
[Deliberately loud hoers nightmare]
Fae still has to listen though.
>Tracy is making sounds like a locomotive, whistling dual streams of smoke.
>>33322
Idk anymore...
Regardless it's really fucking loud. Like sitting behind the engine of an old-fashioned coal-powered train.
Does that cause any immediate problems?
Idk anymore...
Regardless it's really fucking loud. Like sitting behind the engine of an old-fashioned coal-powered train.
Does that cause any immediate problems?
>>33318
>>33319
Tracy only has full Cauchemar strength via Paladin's mount, which is activated by being called or mounted, which is not what happened here. If you're claiming strength from Nightmare alternative form, that has 18 strength, which is high, but Trumpaladin has 20 with Thez's girddle
Regardless, if the goal is to be obnoxious to the rest of the party, Tracy's best option is to be remain right where she is under him on the catwalk, a few feet away from Torcuil and Fae
>>33319
Tracy only has full Cauchemar strength via Paladin's mount, which is activated by being called or mounted, which is not what happened here. If you're claiming strength from Nightmare alternative form, that has 18 strength, which is high, but Trumpaladin has 20 with Thez's girddle
Regardless, if the goal is to be obnoxious to the rest of the party, Tracy's best option is to be remain right where she is under him on the catwalk, a few feet away from Torcuil and Fae
*Rolls out red carpet*
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>mfw Ebin has no character
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>>33342
You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want. Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
>>33343
Hrmmm. Okay, when you put it that way.
>>33344
Not at the moment, that's Tracy who's getting >"raped" (its not really rape, she likes it)
You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want. Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
>>33343
Hrmmm. Okay, when you put it that way.
>>33344
Not at the moment, that's Tracy who's getting >"raped" (its not really rape, she likes it)
>>33347
>>33345
I see.
>>33346
>You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want.
I can be a wild card.
>Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
So, where is "here"?
>>33349
is it because he secretly enjoys it and doesn't want to?
>>33345
I see.
>>33346
>You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want.
I can be a wild card.
>Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
So, where is "here"?
>>33349
is it because he secretly enjoys it and doesn't want to?
>>33328
I don't think we should take the "huge" monster size class on the cauchemar form too seriously. The article is self-contradictory. It also says that the Cauchemar is "the size of a light warhhorse," which is to say, the size of a 900-1200 pound riding horse, in the same article. A mount that is as big as the "huge" monster size is pretty useless anyways. You couldn't get close enough to an enemy to hit it with a sword, you couldn't take it indoors or in tight streets, you'd be limited in mobility, logistics, and many otherways. It would take more than a round to mount an animal the size of an elephant, whereas a draft only takes a standard action. The magic of an outsider can solve many of those problems, but not all of them. To be sure, something like an elephant as a mount has very clear advantages under many circumstances, but is not very good as general heavy calvary.
To be frank, the smaller riding horses are actually superior to draft horses as calvary. Draft horses really were only used as prolifically as they were because of the desire to armor riders and armor horses, thus the strength was appreciated, but the agility and other benefits of smaller horses like Arabians meant that these horses replaced drafts in combat as armor became useless.
I think the most natural interpretation of the Cauchemar is that it is draft horse sized, but so powerful that it has many of the features of a huge sized animal, ad should be treated as a huge sized animal for the purposes of hit die and monster advancement, but is still onlt a 1900 pound 17 hand horse to the guy who wants to mount her
>>33343
This. I can't really post because of lag
>>33350
>*MountsTracy, so she can be more annoying to Torcuil*
>>33352
\r
I don't think we should take the "huge" monster size class on the cauchemar form too seriously. The article is self-contradictory. It also says that the Cauchemar is "the size of a light warhhorse," which is to say, the size of a 900-1200 pound riding horse, in the same article. A mount that is as big as the "huge" monster size is pretty useless anyways. You couldn't get close enough to an enemy to hit it with a sword, you couldn't take it indoors or in tight streets, you'd be limited in mobility, logistics, and many otherways. It would take more than a round to mount an animal the size of an elephant, whereas a draft only takes a standard action. The magic of an outsider can solve many of those problems, but not all of them. To be sure, something like an elephant as a mount has very clear advantages under many circumstances, but is not very good as general heavy calvary.
To be frank, the smaller riding horses are actually superior to draft horses as calvary. Draft horses really were only used as prolifically as they were because of the desire to armor riders and armor horses, thus the strength was appreciated, but the agility and other benefits of smaller horses like Arabians meant that these horses replaced drafts in combat as armor became useless.
I think the most natural interpretation of the Cauchemar is that it is draft horse sized, but so powerful that it has many of the features of a huge sized animal, ad should be treated as a huge sized animal for the purposes of hit die and monster advancement, but is still onlt a 1900 pound 17 hand horse to the guy who wants to mount her
>>33343
This. I can't really post because of lag
>>33350
>*MountsTracy, so she can be more annoying to Torcuil*
>>33352
\r
>>33350
>sekret enjoyment
Yes
>here
Uhhhhh,... in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures. That's more just to ease the introduction of additional elements. Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
>baking
>sekret enjoyment
Yes
>here
Uhhhhh,... in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures. That's more just to ease the introduction of additional elements. Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
>baking