/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>33148
>ruin the game
Wtf?! How does that ruin anything? If the characters get stronger, so will the enemies.
Regardless, that's no excuse to just delet ideas you don't like. You've been doing this for months, and it's insufferable.

>>33151
i know its been pissing me off bad, but ive been keeping my mouth shut.

>>33152
>ive been keeping my mouth
I haven't been so much.. but he just delets whatever I say anyway.

>>33151
And you've been abusing the hell out of this for months. Stop it

>>33154
>abusing the hell out of this for months
What is "this"?

>>33154
why does it trigger you so bad?

>>33156
Why does post deletion trigger you?

>>33157
because you are censoring me. stop acting like a kike.

>>33158
Nigger, if I were censoring you, I'd just ban you. It's way easier and more effective

>>33157
Because you're trying to suppress literal thoughts that offend you by covering them up, like you think they'll just go away if you stop others from seeing them: That's thought-crime in it's purest form.
Also, it's infuriating to have a conversation with someone deleted like that. What if other players would've wanted to talk about it too?

>>33160
Calm your tits. You lost nothing, except your composure. Quit acting like you're so harmed

>>33162
>You lost nothing
The posts are still deleted. The topic has been effectively derailed.

>>33161
Jesus, you don't need to use the Jew blood haxx to ascend to godhood

>>33162
you've been doing this for months i've asked nicely for you to stop several times.

>>33164
blame gm then. hes the one that lets us do ANYTHING.

>>33165
Fine. I'll try to stop

It's very difficult not to when you have the power...

>>33164
>you don't need to
It's a FANTASY GAME. I don't do things because I "need" to; I do it because I want to.
Regardless, don't delet our fucking posts justr because you don't like the implications of the propositions made. We were mostly just waiting for GM to shoot us down anyway.
>>33166
Don't blame GM. It's his Game, and he lets us do cool stuff because it makes The Game more fun.

>>33167
to quote a nerd: with great power comes great responsibility.

>>33168
It's not more fun for me

>>33168
I wasn't literally saying blame gm i was trying to make a point that he can do anything he wants too.

I think we can all agree that everyone doing anything they want is not conducive to happiness...

Fuck it. I'll just repost everything, and we can put this behind us and continue
>>33170
Really? You wear two suits of armor for no reason then? You'd rather have to prepare your Divine spells at the beginning of each day instead of spontaneously casting? You didn't enjoy killing half an army of Demons by Tweeting? You would've preferred having a standard warhorse mount, instead of a magical beast that could fly and speak common? What about the epic-tier talking Sword you got at the beginning of the game? You'd rather have to faithfully follow the Paladin's Code to its fullest extent and be rigidly Lawful Goo, instead of having a meme-alignment tailored to you for keks? Did all of that stuff make the game less fun? I thought it was cool.
All those things made The Game more fun for me, because it made the gameplay more interesting and gave it more potential. I don't care who gets cool buffs, so long as they're doing cool shit with them.
For example, Torc can spontaneously cast every spell on the list if he finds a meme good enough: that's broken as fuck, but nobody has a problem with it because it makes The Game more interesting and his memes make us laugh.

>>33173
How so? That's the point of fantasy: doing whatever you want.

>>33176
I was referring primarily to meta and out of game

>>33177
Now I'm even more confused.

>>33177
how so?

thats it im done!
*infernuis sets himself on fire untill hes dead*
i would say its been a pleasure but that would be a lie.

>>33174
I'm fine with some but please let's have some limits somewhere. Tracy being able to mind control almost all fiends because of haxx is fun. Achieving godhood and having to worry about all of the implications because of haxx is not

>>33180
Just get over it and move past it with the rest of us

>>33180
Please don't...
>>33181
It was just a meme-tier idea; it probably wouldn't work anyway. Why would you delet a harmless conversation like that? Were you afraid it would actually happen or some shit?
>>33182
It's a CHRONIC problem! You do this every other week! How is anyone supposed to get past it if you keep deleting their posts?

>>33179
>>33178
I mean to say that Tracy's faggot being vindictive in in-game actions against other players to piss off their faggots, or GM not being careful as to where D&D rules are adhered to and where they are not, or me deleting posts, are all cases where we may want to do things that are within our power, but do harm
\r

>>33183
>were you afraid it would actually happen
Yes

>this is a chronic problem
Yeah I know

>>33180
Please don't go...

No further posts? Okay...

>>33120
Both
>>33122
No
>>33128
Ya think?
>>33146
True False
>>33148
"Uhm,...."
>>33166
>>33168
I did say this was supposed to be an exercise in creativity,....
>>33174
>talking sword
And who he never bothers to talk to OR get drunk
>>33180
Whoa now, is that for real?

GM, remember how you joked I would log onto the party killing itself?
I didn't think it would happen so soon...

>>33190
I'm surprised it took this long desu

>>33191
I mean, I'm not suprised, just stunned by the fact of us making the joke yesterday and then it happening while I was gone.
The real suprise is that Trump hasn't killed Torc yet

>>33174
Plus, half the time I can't think of a good fucking meme. So that nerfs it quite a bit

>>33193
No worries. I've been kinda anxious to kill anyone so far, I didn't want it to be discouraging. With the features in place, it wouldn't amount to anything more than 'cant do stuff until "fixed"'. I'm not the sort of GM to straight off characters with no recourse, and I'm rather pleased at the thought that the situation might result in violence. I am waiting to hear more on Infernius' end (that fire was a nice effect, but he regenerates,... so character-wise he just made himself suffer needlessly), but I wouldn't mind if characters started literally attacking each-other.

I'm still here..

>>33196
Would NOT be the first time!

Um... Am I allowed back in?

>>33198
Ask Infernius

>>33198
Don't ever delet anymore of our posts itt.

>ominous bagpipe playing from the hills
So, is anyone gonna die or should I put away the bagpipes?

>>33201
Idk if anyone's gonna die, but keep playing the bagpipes.

>>33200
Not to take sides, but this. While I'm not to agitated about it, that players are gives me pause.
>pic mostly unrelated

>>33200
Um... Okay...
I - I - I'm sorry...

>>33203
Moderators are an Always Neutral Evil race. How could you all have forgotten that?

>>33204
You won't do it anymore?

>>33207
I'll try...

>>33208
>try
Do NOT do it.

>>33209
Can you promise in kind to work with me?

If you guys don't come to a resolution soon I'm gonna fucking post the entire bee movie script

>>33210
>in kind
I shouldn't have to tell you this this at all, Anon, let alone make promises for you to do it. You shouldn't be deleting people's posts like this, ever. I grew kind of numb to it, because you do it to me all the time, but my patience ends when you start deleting entire conversations between characters.
>>33210
>work with me
Idk wtf it is you find necessary that I'm not already doing, but maybe I'll give it a shot. Regardless, you shouldn't be deleting people's posts like that, whatever motivation you might have.

>>33212
So... Is your position still "fuck you, I'll do whatever I want," or can we negotiate on things?

>everyone left
Shitposting time?
Mods are asleep post Glimmer

[salt-mining stops]
Oh well, I'm going to bed...

>>33214
While occupied, I haven't left anything. I'm observing.

"........"

>>33189
I still don't like Tracy's free etherealness, flying, and fire abilities

Yes, lets talk about Deez Nuts.
>ppl post here rather than /mlpol/
Wrong, try again. Everyone who participates here prolifically posts on Mlpol. It should be obvious since the whole "flag-fag" issue hasn't been resolved, that everyone who has contributed to the "Nuts" (read: gay bathhouse) threads have frequently and readily posted in any/all threads on every other board. I get "not getting it", but anything else is blatant misrepresentation.
>thurrs too much autism
Nazi-horsefucker board, try again.
>we shouldn't divide the boards, /mlpol/ and /sp/ r Mlpol
/sp/ IS another board. As is 1ntr, as is /ub/. /sp/ started as a hidden board to shitpost and trial shit from.

>this post was prepared in advance of some deliberate shit-posting

>>33220
Trips says it's justified

>>33222
That's not me trying to force a response. I just wanted to take trips and I didn't really feel life taking it with anything else

>>33221
I have more information on posting habits, but I should probably stay silent

>>33223
Of course you do, but I'm speaking from personal experience. I can state with certainty that the participants ITT are comparatively prolific posters, given the average/general pace of any board, or any thread other than these. I get that anons want the board to have the same level of activity that this/these threads too. I'll say it again, I do too. I can identify with the want to merge/adjust the situation with /sp/ or /ub/ even.
Having said, I think these threads have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt - or comparison combined - where the literal and consistent activity can be found at. I don't claim that RP threads in general or this one in particular should be the focus of Mlpol (INDEED no) but to deny the observable, consistent (we're talking months at this point) and objective evidence, I challenge again any calls to eliminate /vx/ or the threads herein, in favor of,... whatever idea it is that anon may be convinced of in theory.

>>33224
Well, I can see we have very different ways of looking at it. First, I don't really agree that Nuts hasn't resulted in a lot of the ills associated with Generals. I also think it has resulted in at least some users being less prolific posters than they would be otherwise.

But as regards merging the boards, I guess I have a more "realist" approach. It won't happen, and I say this not out of faith in what is beyond my control but out of faith in my own power. Almost every board is some particular staff member's pet. And it's much easier to stop a new board from being created than to delete an existing one.

Then again, as I was writing this, I discovered that /cyb/ had been de-listed, so I am less sure

>>33227
Good morning...

>>33227
..Y-you're still playing, right?

>>33228
mornin.
>>33229
potently.

>>33230
Good to hear.

>>33231
Y-you too

[1d20+14 = 20]
Sleight of Hand to take Torc's chopsticks and help self to ramen.

[1d20+14 = 28]
>>33233
*Enjoys ramen*
Sleight of Hand to return sticks without him noticing.

[1d20 = 4]
>>33234
>>33233
sleight of hand to shit into his robe without him noticing.

>>33235
He totally noticed that, m8...
Pretty sure he gets an attack of opportunity for that too, with his cattle prod.

[1d20 = 20]
>>33236
rolling for him
>inb4 20

>>33237
why am i not surprised.

>>33238
That had to paralyze you...

[1d6 = 1]
>>33240
yea....

>>33241
What were you rolling for?
Whatever it was, you fucked up.

>>33242
saving throw.....
im pretty sure my heart explodes.

>>33243
>mfw Infernius got his ass handed to him while his opponent's faggot wasn't even here
Next time, leave the sneaking to the Rogue.

>>33247
>offers meat
"Roast beef?"

>>33251
>>33251
>>33251
Reeeeee

>>33252
What was it?

>>33253
Torc fed trump a piece of me!
Reeeeeeeeee

>>33254
Topkek!

>>33254
What use do you have for it if you are dead?
You did say your heart exploded

>>33256
Not really, i rolled a 1.

>>33257
Nice flag, are we all going back to standard flags?

>>33259
I think that's a new IP

>>33259
>>33260
I got some teeth pulled today,im home now.

>>33261
This is why you needed to BRUSH EVERY DAY.
Alright then.

So, where does the party leave off from here?

>>33262
i know, im regretting it now.
i guess we are back at the tower.

*pets pony*

>>33264
[happy pony noises]

>>33265
D'aww, I love Tracy being cute

>>33266
Done.

*brushes teeth*
\r

>>33267
i hope you pass man.

>>33233
You'll need to roll a 1d2. Rolling a 1 means you end up with an extra pair of chopsticks.
>>33263
Technically everyone's still at Court City, but that's cuz I was waiting to hear from you before deciding what happens next.
>>33266
Faggot brit? Do you mean that faggot brit, or did I miss something.

Lastly: >>33225
>less prolific
Hardly, this thread keeps me glued to the site, and I usually have one window in thread, and the other window on Home or Overboard, refreshing every few minutes. One can tell by the flags that Infernius and Torcuil's players post regularly, often during active game sessions. The only ones I can't comment on are Tracy's and Trump's, being both burgers.
>generals
I'm not sure I follow, unless you're talking about dedicated anons and lots of bread filling up the catalog. The alternative would be to take the game entirely to an off-site resource or program, which I'm not unwilling to do but would defeat many of the salient purposes.

Also if Infernius didn't keep playing, Thez would probably kill everyone, at least once.
"I'nis!!!!" flying tackle-hug.

>>33269
a brit was being a fag in the anon filly thread.
>>33270
"aw me love you too ~Gilly <3"

How long has Darkie been alone in the Entertron? A week in game time? I wonder if he's ready to talk yet.
>inb4 nobody feels like doing it and the poor bastard has to wait there another week

>>33273
About three days in my estimation of game time

Wait. That's wrong. Maybe four days?

>>33272
Oh, you'd have been fine in the aftermath. Have I mentioned I don't do the standard -1 Con for every resurrection?

>>33269
>1d2
They're connected, aren't they?
I just want to clarify, for future stealing.

>>33277
Yeah, I noticed that, but I've still been careful about not-dying..

>>33276
Make him wait another two
>>33278
Rude

>>33278
The Chopstick is a singular item. When its broken in two, you find yourself holding 2 pairs of unbroken chopsticks. One makes instant noodo, the other makes more chopsticks.

>>33277
Reeeeee. It's the thought behind killing or not that matters. I haven't any players, though I've been sorely tempted to. Also, I've been extremely careful not to die
>>33280
Kek, why not?

>>33280
Not [i]just from him.

>>33281
i want anon filly as an apprentice.

>>33281
*chopsticks are
Basically its an item that duplicates its self, and can provide nourishment on the go. It also allows GM to troll a bit if bad dice rolls.
>>33284
Now when you say that, do you mean you want anon-filly as n apprentice, or do you mean Infernius wants,... cuz in that case, you would be Infernius' apprentice,....

[1d20 = 3]
>>33283
>stealing
Oh yeah? You think you can steal?

*steals pony*

>>33286
Uh... Can we add my attack and strength bonus to that? +21

>>33285
yes.

>>33287
Nope, stealing is a Dex-based skill

>>33288
So both then? Xp

>>33284
>>33285
Hey Torc already claimed her as his daughter

[1d20 = 19]
>>33286
helps steal pony

>>33289
But what I am stealing is a pony. Functionally I think that is accomplished by a grapple

>>33290
both.
>>33291
when?

>>33292
Kek, you gotta good roll there. I want to keep the murder horse though

>>33291
He's talking about Anonfilly, not Norfilly,... who is either sleeping adorably or gathering sticks for the most epic fasces ever
>>33293
True, that requires a grapple AND a pin.

>>33295
shes all yours, i was just assisting.

>>33297
Max dex bonus of +1 cuz full plate, the swank suit weighs and counts as clothing.

>>33299
It has to be hot and stuffy as fuck though.

>>33300
You better believe it!
33333 get imminently detected

[1d20 = 20]
>>33298
D'aww thanks

>>33296
Pins pony

By the way, if we're going to rape characters, is that a grapple and a pin? What are the rolls for that?

>>33303
*Licks face*

>>33301
>rapes thez
i gotta sleep boys the trauma of having teeth ripped out of your skull tires a guy out.

>>33303
Wait, are you really going to do it in the dungeon, right over Duck Cheney's freshly-stripped dead body?

>>33303
>20
Oh so stolen
>rape requires 1 a successful grapple, 2 a successful pin, and 3 a successful,... insert (with a negative modifier, cuz if its >rape, they're struggling against it)
so 1d20, 1d20, 1d20-4
>>33305
I know those feels. Stay classy

>>33307
Oh, she would roleplay the shit out of it, but yeah it wouldn't be rape.

>>33309
Ditto.

>>33294
>>33296
>I'm this retarded
I'm blaming bred lag
>>33305
Night

[1d20 = 20]
>>33304
*licks her right back*
He's got her pinned underneath him

>>33306
I like to think of it more as an industrial shop. Dick cheney's body should be in the other room. But basically yes. Thez, Infernius, Torcuil, and Fae can all watch

>>33308
Hell yes she's stolen

Role to
>rape

>>33312
Dude

>>33312
*Grows to full size*
*Drags them both over Cheney's corpse*
*Is small again*
Get used to it; it's part of being married.

>>33314
>>33312
Torc breifly considers riping his eyes out.
He then decides to pull his hood over his eyes and starts chanting "lalalalala I am not dealing with this fucking bullshit today"

>>33312
>20 on a Rape roll
OH HELL YES

>>33315
20 on a pin roll and 20 on a rape roll means she ain't going anywhere. He now has more strength than a Nightmare. But they can move so Fae isn't watching - again to be polite to Tracy.

>>33315
>*Cums inside pony*

>>33316
*Is deliberately noisy about it*
>>33317
You do not have more than 31 Str. And Tracy makes sure that Fae has to watch the whole thing.

>>33318
No, but the die roll suggests that in this particular moment, he leveraged his strength with more finesse, efficacy, and form than Tracy did, thus overcoming her stupid-high strength

>>33318
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Torc begins banging his head against the wall

>>33319
[Deliberately loud hoers nightmare]
Fae still has to listen though.
>Tracy is making sounds like a locomotive, whistling dual streams of smoke.

>>33321
So is this before or after escaping the Court City?

>>33322
Idk anymore...
Regardless it's really fucking loud. Like sitting behind the engine of an old-fashioned coal-powered train.

Does that cause any immediate problems?

>>33318
>>33319
Tracy only has full Cauchemar strength via Paladin's mount, which is activated by being called or mounted, which is not what happened here. If you're claiming strength from Nightmare alternative form, that has 18 strength, which is high, but Trumpaladin has 20 with Thez's girddle

Regardless, if the goal is to be obnoxious to the rest of the party, Tracy's best option is to be remain right where she is under him on the catwalk, a few feet away from Torcuil and Fae

>>33323
Not that I know of, just making an effort to maintain some semblance of continuity in the ebin escape story.
>>33324
>lewd
but true

>>33322
Aparently before
>bread sprouts mold

>>33324
She's nearly as big as a house in that form
>Bigger = more annoying

>>33327
Its mid-week, no need to bake now. (besides, I wanna break the threads record Xp)

>>33324
She's nearly as big as a house in that form
>Bigger = more annoying
*~Choo-choo!*

Is anyone still up?
>Is lonely

*Rolls out red carpet*

>>33331
Lurking flagfag tripfag reporting in.
Do you liek mudkips?

>>33331
There's a pony stream,... Xp

>>33334
DA EBINS!!! Good sir, you are most welcome

>>33334
Hey, Ebin!

>>33336
>>33338
H-hi

>>33335
>Mobile
Letting someone borrow the laptop..

>>33329
Well thats fine and fucking dandy, but I can barely fucking post. I guess I'm gone
>I took me ten minutes to type this cause lag
>>33334
>spur sounds
There is only room for one shitposter round these parts

>>33343
Aren't you getting >raped?

>>33344
No, that's Tracy, although it's not actually >rape.

>>33342
You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want. Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
>>33343
Hrmmm. Okay, when you put it that way.
>>33344
Not at the moment, that's Tracy who's getting >"raped" (its not really rape, she likes it)

>>33344
Nah Torc just has to witness it

>>33347
And Fae.

>>33348
Doesn't make him feel better

>>33347
>>33345
I see.
>>33346
>You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want.
I can be a wild card.
>Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
So, where is "here"?
>>33349
is it because he secretly enjoys it and doesn't want to?

Is Trump's faggot still here?
I'm tempted to have her sit on him.

>>33328
I don't think we should take the "huge" monster size class on the cauchemar form too seriously. The article is self-contradictory. It also says that the Cauchemar is "the size of a light warhhorse," which is to say, the size of a 900-1200 pound riding horse, in the same article. A mount that is as big as the "huge" monster size is pretty useless anyways. You couldn't get close enough to an enemy to hit it with a sword, you couldn't take it indoors or in tight streets, you'd be limited in mobility, logistics, and many otherways. It would take more than a round to mount an animal the size of an elephant, whereas a draft only takes a standard action. The magic of an outsider can solve many of those problems, but not all of them. To be sure, something like an elephant as a mount has very clear advantages under many circumstances, but is not very good as general heavy calvary.

To be frank, the smaller riding horses are actually superior to draft horses as calvary. Draft horses really were only used as prolifically as they were because of the desire to armor riders and armor horses, thus the strength was appreciated, but the agility and other benefits of smaller horses like Arabians meant that these horses replaced drafts in combat as armor became useless.

I think the most natural interpretation of the Cauchemar is that it is draft horse sized, but so powerful that it has many of the features of a huge sized animal, ad should be treated as a huge sized animal for the purposes of hit die and monster advancement, but is still onlt a 1900 pound 17 hand horse to the guy who wants to mount her

>>33343
This. I can't really post because of lag

>>33350
>*MountsTracy, so she can be more annoying to Torcuil*

>>33352

\r

>>33353
Nah, I like her YUGE. And reach isn't a problem.

>>33350
THE BRAKES HAVE BEEN STOLEN
>>33351
Hes a fookin 37 year old cave NEET, with a sense of desency.
He fucking hates it

>>33350
>sekret enjoyment
Yes
>here
Uhhhhh,... in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures. That's more just to ease the introduction of additional elements. Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
>baking

>>33354
I get the point though.

>>33355
Well, good for him.
>>33356
>Uhhhhh,… in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures.
>Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
I see.
>>baking
I'm starting to get the lag too.