/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>33038
>>33039
"Well, there was,... nevermind."
Hugs >rapily.
>>33037
That depends. The idea is still new, but I can think of several ways to approach it. I could cinematic-ish an escape, or we could table the current situation as being "unresolved, but resolved enough that we could assume that later on we'd be shitposting or w/e back at the port/tower/etc.".
Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after, this could be one of those situations. In context, its almost Hearths Warming,.... Xp

>>33032
>>33037
Please. You know damn well I am going to come back with not just the full party, but my Generals, the 15 Spartans, the Gestapo, Slovenia's Trebuchets, Pirate Mercenaries with cannons, Baz, Baz's entire Sparintenar Army, Kiynen if she can be bribed, Korak? and whatever else I can find to burn this city to the ground, kill its inhabitants, and build a new city in its place
>Logistics
>Implying I'm not autistic enough to think out medieval campaigning
We have the chopsticks for food and a Paladin for disease. Any thing else can be taken by horse or Ox. I assume there is a road, so four days march if at low speed and maybe two days at the fastest.

>>33039
>>33038
*bull hugs the group*

>>33035
*extends chain*
"Get over here!"
*pulls into group hug*

>>33040
>"Well, there was,… nevermind."
>Hugs >rapily.
*Attempts to contain jealousy*

>>33039
"Oh ye fooking softys..."
Torc wipes away some tears and joins the group hug.
>>33041
OHH I LIKE MILITARY STATEDGY
Can I help, Torc IS an admiral thanks to Infernius
>>33040
I'd pefer cinematics

>>33040
>Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after
Those drive me insane, but I'm absolutely fine with that.
>wanted to collect moar body parts though..

>>33041
>medieval campaigning
Oh, don't you wait. I haven't been encouraging/participating in city-development for shits and giggles. There's gonna be a mass-war at some point.
>>33044
Please, you've had Thez how many times? So she had one dude,.... Besides, its not like she was a virgin to begin with,... hell can get,... involved.

>>33047
>mass-war
Sounds like fun.

>>33048
You say that, but the whole city will be in play. The Gestapo, the Generals, the Fight Club, Sechs and co, the crazy chinese lady,....

>>33049
>the crazy chinese lady
Okay, now I'm scared..

>>33047
still doesn't change the fact infernuis is jealous, the love of his life and only woman hes ever been with banged trump. hes forgave but he will never forget.
>hell can get,… involved.
ow muh heart. why is hell the worst place ever?

>>33047
>mass-war
Time to buy a copy of "The Art of War" an read up on mility stratgy
>hell can get involved
Yeah, hell might, but does she get involved with Death?

>>33051
Don't be a bitch.

>>33053
whatever.

>>33040
Oh this isn't sexual. This is genuine affection

>>33051
He really shouldn't be jealous. Trump loves him more than any member of the group. And he can bang Infernius too

>>33052
Kek, well played
>>33051
Alright, I'ma blog-post here for a sec. The young woman whom I am committed to was my 3rd sexual encounter. I don't mean partner, I mean encounter. Lets just say that she's,... more experienced than I am.
Tl;dr I can't change her past, but I can decide how I approach our future. I've thought to be jealous, but I realized its a fruitless disposition.

>>33055
>Trump loves him more than any member of the group.
[jealousy intensifies]

>>33056
Your blogpost confuses me so I have elected to ignore it
>>33057
Kek

>>33056
counter blog-post.
>tfw kissless virgin at 21.

>>33059
And? I didn't lose my v-card until 25. The game (no pun) is not yet decided.
>>33058
If one eats a delicious meal, does it matter that others have eaten the same delicious meal?

>>33060
Tfw am forced to be a warlock against my will.

>>33060
>processing
>processing
>processing
OH, now I understand

>>33060
Oh I beg to differ. That girl from high school I damn near married, I discovered had had sex with her boyfriend of a couple months on one occassion before I took interest in her. The sex was pressured, arguably rape, and it's clear she didn't enjoy it, but I was still driven mad by the fact that I was a virgin and she wasn't. I definitely care.

>>33059
You're only 21? Damn I wish I were young again

>>33060
If it's literally exactly the same meal, yes, yes I do care. That's disgusting

>>33057
She has potential. Mostly if Infernius falls in his eyes

>>33064
I'm trying to be metaphorical here, don't read too much into it. Also
>young
$10 says I've got you beat.

>>33066
Oh I know it's metaphorical. My answer is exactly the same.
>got you beat
Oh I am absolutely certain you do

>>33066
>>33067
I'm staying out of both these conversations
When is the party teleporting out?

>>33068
>idea proposed 1.5 hours ago
>wants it nao
I'll get back to you in a day or so
>>33067
Well, in today's society one will be hard pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been 'tasted', let alone had a piece taken out of it. This begs the question, is the goal a 'whole' pie, or a 'mostly whole' pie that is delicious?

>>33069
>Well, in today's society one will be hard >pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been >tasted
i wish Hitler won.

>>33069
Fine,
I'd rather have a really good pie missing a slice or two than a whole meh pie

>>33071
but riddle me this what if the pie is full of coal aids?

>>33070
Amen...

>>33070
You say that, but you display a gross nescience of sexual culture in WW2 era Germany
>>33071
That's essentially what I'm getting at. Individual results may apply.
>>33072
Sounds good if you want coal aids

>>33069
>This leftist nonsense
I'm going to have to agree with the hyper-Catholics I went to college with. Take a whole, delicious pie, and cum inside it without a condom.

>>33072
Tracy is already immune to cool aids

>>33076
*shudders*

>>33075
If you can pull that off, more power to you

>>33072
Fair point, I'll give you that
>>33075
Kek, I was talking about actual pie.
Thanks to you fucking bastards I'm hungry

>>33079
Kek
With this thread, better hungry than horny! XD

>>33074
Please enlighten me then senpai.

>>33082
To my understanding, the disposition in Germany before/after WW2 was that a woman's responsibility was to engage in sufficient sexual activity before marriage so to guarantee the ability to please their eventual husband.

>>33081
Now for the real question, what kind of pie do you guys like?

>>33083
They were all trying to get pregnant asap though.

>>33080
reeeee

>>33083
The fuck kind of leftist revisionist history have you been reading?

>>33084
>inb4 poontang pie
Sweet potato

>>33083
Uh are you sure?

>>33084
Blueberry tarts.
Also, Apple.
>>33088
This...
>>33083

>>33084
I don't understand the question.
Seriously, I don't know of you're being literal, figurative/suggestive, w/e.
Boston Cream, or Neatly shaved/trimmed but not bare.
>>33086
>>33088
>>33089
That comes care of a pair of crochety old fuckers. Its the closest to 'first-hand' reference I have. It could be false, but the degree of detail was,... convincing.

>>33087
>>33089
Lemon Meringue
>>33090
Kinda hard to shave a pastery

>>33091
Wuz allowing for nuance of terminology

night fellow faggots
>>33092
Fair enough

>>33081
I disagree. In the words of Diogenes "if only I could soothe my hunger my rubbing my belly"

>>33084
I don't really like pie, or eat it much

>>33085
>Tracy Cage manages to achieve one of her major life goals within a week of arriving in the game
Well played

>>33090
Oh I'm sure there was all sorts of whatever going on, since the moral decline started in the 1920s, but it couldn't have been anywhere near as bad as 1980

>>33093
Night
>>33094
>goals
I seem to recall you insisting I participate in getting Tracy hitched to Trump,... which happened,....

>>33095
What. No

>>33094
*Rubs belly*
What's your character's goal? Does it allow for settling down with his family in a happy, traditional marriage?
>>33095
I think that might have been me...

Sorry i was an,emo fag tonight, i didnt take dr.jews prescription today. I think i might go to sleep if its just shitposting.

>>33098
Boop

>>33098
Agin boop

>>33097
Power, especially over more subjects
Glory, more so from world building than from combat, but combat is nice too
Praise, he likes adoration from subjects the most
Sex, preferably from more partners
Wealth, mostly for financing the above, but it's nice to have nice things
The spread of the one True Faith
The elimination of all threats to the Order that allows his version of society to prosper
Love - genuine affection from those close to him
Elimination of dangerous elements that cannot be trusted

Not necessarily in this order, but it's not a bad approximation either
>Does it allow for settling down with his family in a happy, traditional marriage?
Probably, yes. Trumpladin would prefer the Islamic style of marriage, but he can be persuaded into other traditions, like Brigham Young's style of Mormonism

>>33101
Y U no just become LE already, so we can cut the LG bullshit?

Fug, I gotta sleep
>>33103
Shhhhh, he's building suspense

>>33101
>would prefer the Islamic style of marriage
*Visible disdain*

I gotta sleep too..

>>33102
Am confused. Do you mean domestic violence is more important to him? Tracy has been a distraction from the real goals, even if an incredible annoying and persistent one

>>33103
The Paladin image really helps with his appearance. And it's more fun to kill people in the name of God and Justice and Truth and Good than it is for pretty much any other reason, except probably revenge

>>33105
Fine. Mormon, but with one hell of a prenup so she doesn't take her one-sixth share of his property in the divorce

>>33108
Well of course not. Trumpaladin gets to write his own marriage contract. He's leaving nothing out of the Art of the Deal

>>33107
>Paladin image
Meta Question: Can NPS actually tell our class levels just by looking at us? Because I'm fucked if that's the case.
Do they even necessarily know what the classes mean?

>>33116
I Dobut it.

>>33117
I didn't think so.
The reputation of a character should be defined by their actions, right? Aside from their observable skills, actions, and context/environment, the roles of PCs should only apparent to the NPCs by what they say/do.

>>33118
That's not entirely accurate either, I'm sure rumors have spread and we've gained some renown.

Do the Epic Bonus Feats that the bottom of a class list still require the appropriate prerequisites?
>>33119
That's what I meant: it's factor of reputation.

Also, when it was said that Vadereim was a banner sword for killing "Infernals" did that mean Devil's and other creatures of hell, or fiends in general (as in, Demons as well)?

>fiends in general
this i think.

>>33121
I thought so.
So then, would Tracy's Command ability apply to fiends in general as well? Nightmares don't have any category other than Fiend (the combination of Outsider and Evil).

>>33122
I'm not sure, I'd be best to ask gm about that. But it seems like it would.

>>33123
It'd be pretty nifty to Command other Fiends for the time it takes to slay them. Tracy has an monstrous number of hit dice in that form.

>>33124
yeah it would be a pretty cool thing for you to have demons mind controlled.

>>33126
Well, a Paladin having a Fiend as a mount is already pretty haxx: that kind of convenient trick wouldn't normally be possible, due to the Code for Cohorts.

>>33122
>>33124
I want to argue with this,but I'm not sure I can. It looks like Tracy could probably mind control almost every type of fiend, including many Devils, succubi, hell hounds, and a list of other things.

>>33128
not just any type of fiend either, but a cauchemar nightmare. That's taking one of the more powerful monsters and giving it what is basically the strongest prestige class you can give a monster.

How many ranks in concentration does Tracy have? If she's being ridden, she needs to succeed on a DC 21 concentration check to make it work

>>33126
Oh fuck off

>>33139
We've been bullshitting this game the whole time, Mr. Two-Suits-Of-Armor. Anyway, this isn't D&D; it's Mixed Nuts.

Besides, it's just a wet dream for now.

>>33134
>>33138
>>33130
STOP DELETING IDEAS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!

>>33143
Seriously, wtf?!

if you dont stop deleting post i swear to god infernuis will kill him self then ill stop posting itts

>>33144
IKR.
It was just funposting. Idk why it's so harmful for anyone to see.

>>33143
Stop trying to use that Jew blood cheat to ruin the game. Be grateful that you now have a character with twice the HP of the rest of the party. Don't use it as a freaking shortcut to Godhood
\r

>>33146
then YOU have to deal with thezs wrath.

>>33148
>ruin the game
Wtf?! How does that ruin anything? If the characters get stronger, so will the enemies.
Regardless, that's no excuse to just delet ideas you don't like. You've been doing this for months, and it's insufferable.

>>33151
i know its been pissing me off bad, but ive been keeping my mouth shut.

>>33152
>ive been keeping my mouth
I haven't been so much.. but he just delets whatever I say anyway.

>>33151
And you've been abusing the hell out of this for months. Stop it

>>33154
>abusing the hell out of this for months
What is "this"?

>>33154
why does it trigger you so bad?

>>33156
Why does post deletion trigger you?

>>33157
because you are censoring me. stop acting like a kike.

>>33158
Nigger, if I were censoring you, I'd just ban you. It's way easier and more effective

>>33157
Because you're trying to suppress literal thoughts that offend you by covering them up, like you think they'll just go away if you stop others from seeing them: That's thought-crime in it's purest form.
Also, it's infuriating to have a conversation with someone deleted like that. What if other players would've wanted to talk about it too?

>>33160
Calm your tits. You lost nothing, except your composure. Quit acting like you're so harmed

>>33162
>You lost nothing
The posts are still deleted. The topic has been effectively derailed.

>>33161
Jesus, you don't need to use the Jew blood haxx to ascend to godhood

>>33162
you've been doing this for months i've asked nicely for you to stop several times.

>>33164
blame gm then. hes the one that lets us do ANYTHING.

>>33165
Fine. I'll try to stop

It's very difficult not to when you have the power...

>>33164
>you don't need to
It's a FANTASY GAME. I don't do things because I "need" to; I do it because I want to.
Regardless, don't delet our fucking posts justr because you don't like the implications of the propositions made. We were mostly just waiting for GM to shoot us down anyway.
>>33166
Don't blame GM. It's his Game, and he lets us do cool stuff because it makes The Game more fun.

>>33167
to quote a nerd: with great power comes great responsibility.

>>33168
It's not more fun for me

>>33168
I wasn't literally saying blame gm i was trying to make a point that he can do anything he wants too.

I think we can all agree that everyone doing anything they want is not conducive to happiness...

Fuck it. I'll just repost everything, and we can put this behind us and continue
>>33170
Really? You wear two suits of armor for no reason then? You'd rather have to prepare your Divine spells at the beginning of each day instead of spontaneously casting? You didn't enjoy killing half an army of Demons by Tweeting? You would've preferred having a standard warhorse mount, instead of a magical beast that could fly and speak common? What about the epic-tier talking Sword you got at the beginning of the game? You'd rather have to faithfully follow the Paladin's Code to its fullest extent and be rigidly Lawful Goo, instead of having a meme-alignment tailored to you for keks? Did all of that stuff make the game less fun? I thought it was cool.
All those things made The Game more fun for me, because it made the gameplay more interesting and gave it more potential. I don't care who gets cool buffs, so long as they're doing cool shit with them.
For example, Torc can spontaneously cast every spell on the list if he finds a meme good enough: that's broken as fuck, but nobody has a problem with it because it makes The Game more interesting and his memes make us laugh.

>>33173
How so? That's the point of fantasy: doing whatever you want.

>>33176
I was referring primarily to meta and out of game

>>33177
Now I'm even more confused.

>>33177
how so?

thats it im done!
*infernuis sets himself on fire untill hes dead*
i would say its been a pleasure but that would be a lie.

>>33174
I'm fine with some but please let's have some limits somewhere. Tracy being able to mind control almost all fiends because of haxx is fun. Achieving godhood and having to worry about all of the implications because of haxx is not

>>33180
Just get over it and move past it with the rest of us

>>33180
Please don't...
>>33181
It was just a meme-tier idea; it probably wouldn't work anyway. Why would you delet a harmless conversation like that? Were you afraid it would actually happen or some shit?
>>33182
It's a CHRONIC problem! You do this every other week! How is anyone supposed to get past it if you keep deleting their posts?

>>33179
>>33178
I mean to say that Tracy's faggot being vindictive in in-game actions against other players to piss off their faggots, or GM not being careful as to where D&D rules are adhered to and where they are not, or me deleting posts, are all cases where we may want to do things that are within our power, but do harm
\r

>>33183
>were you afraid it would actually happen
Yes

>this is a chronic problem
Yeah I know

>>33180
Please don't go...

No further posts? Okay...

>>33120
Both
>>33122
No
>>33128
Ya think?
>>33146
True False
>>33148
"Uhm,...."
>>33166
>>33168
I did say this was supposed to be an exercise in creativity,....
>>33174
>talking sword
And who he never bothers to talk to OR get drunk
>>33180
Whoa now, is that for real?

GM, remember how you joked I would log onto the party killing itself?
I didn't think it would happen so soon...

>>33190
I'm surprised it took this long desu

>>33191
I mean, I'm not suprised, just stunned by the fact of us making the joke yesterday and then it happening while I was gone.
The real suprise is that Trump hasn't killed Torc yet

>>33174
Plus, half the time I can't think of a good fucking meme. So that nerfs it quite a bit

>>33193
No worries. I've been kinda anxious to kill anyone so far, I didn't want it to be discouraging. With the features in place, it wouldn't amount to anything more than 'cant do stuff until "fixed"'. I'm not the sort of GM to straight off characters with no recourse, and I'm rather pleased at the thought that the situation might result in violence. I am waiting to hear more on Infernius' end (that fire was a nice effect, but he regenerates,... so character-wise he just made himself suffer needlessly), but I wouldn't mind if characters started literally attacking each-other.

I'm still here..

>>33196
Would NOT be the first time!

Um... Am I allowed back in?

>>33198
Ask Infernius

>>33198
Don't ever delet anymore of our posts itt.

>ominous bagpipe playing from the hills
So, is anyone gonna die or should I put away the bagpipes?

>>33201
Idk if anyone's gonna die, but keep playing the bagpipes.

>>33200
Not to take sides, but this. While I'm not to agitated about it, that players are gives me pause.
>pic mostly unrelated

>>33200
Um... Okay...
I - I - I'm sorry...

>>33203
Moderators are an Always Neutral Evil race. How could you all have forgotten that?

>>33204
You won't do it anymore?

>>33207
I'll try...

>>33208
>try
Do NOT do it.

>>33209
Can you promise in kind to work with me?

If you guys don't come to a resolution soon I'm gonna fucking post the entire bee movie script

>>33210
>in kind
I shouldn't have to tell you this this at all, Anon, let alone make promises for you to do it. You shouldn't be deleting people's posts like this, ever. I grew kind of numb to it, because you do it to me all the time, but my patience ends when you start deleting entire conversations between characters.
>>33210
>work with me
Idk wtf it is you find necessary that I'm not already doing, but maybe I'll give it a shot. Regardless, you shouldn't be deleting people's posts like that, whatever motivation you might have.

>>33212
So... Is your position still "fuck you, I'll do whatever I want," or can we negotiate on things?

>everyone left
Shitposting time?
Mods are asleep post Glimmer

[salt-mining stops]
Oh well, I'm going to bed...

>>33214
While occupied, I haven't left anything. I'm observing.

"........"

>>33189
I still don't like Tracy's free etherealness, flying, and fire abilities

Yes, lets talk about Deez Nuts.
>ppl post here rather than /mlpol/
Wrong, try again. Everyone who participates here prolifically posts on Mlpol. It should be obvious since the whole "flag-fag" issue hasn't been resolved, that everyone who has contributed to the "Nuts" (read: gay bathhouse) threads have frequently and readily posted in any/all threads on every other board. I get "not getting it", but anything else is blatant misrepresentation.
>thurrs too much autism
Nazi-horsefucker board, try again.
>we shouldn't divide the boards, /mlpol/ and /sp/ r Mlpol
/sp/ IS another board. As is 1ntr, as is /ub/. /sp/ started as a hidden board to shitpost and trial shit from.

>this post was prepared in advance of some deliberate shit-posting

>>33220
Trips says it's justified

>>33222
That's not me trying to force a response. I just wanted to take trips and I didn't really feel life taking it with anything else

>>33221
I have more information on posting habits, but I should probably stay silent

>>33223
Of course you do, but I'm speaking from personal experience. I can state with certainty that the participants ITT are comparatively prolific posters, given the average/general pace of any board, or any thread other than these. I get that anons want the board to have the same level of activity that this/these threads too. I'll say it again, I do too. I can identify with the want to merge/adjust the situation with /sp/ or /ub/ even.
Having said, I think these threads have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt - or comparison combined - where the literal and consistent activity can be found at. I don't claim that RP threads in general or this one in particular should be the focus of Mlpol (INDEED no) but to deny the observable, consistent (we're talking months at this point) and objective evidence, I challenge again any calls to eliminate /vx/ or the threads herein, in favor of,... whatever idea it is that anon may be convinced of in theory.

>>33224
Well, I can see we have very different ways of looking at it. First, I don't really agree that Nuts hasn't resulted in a lot of the ills associated with Generals. I also think it has resulted in at least some users being less prolific posters than they would be otherwise.

But as regards merging the boards, I guess I have a more "realist" approach. It won't happen, and I say this not out of faith in what is beyond my control but out of faith in my own power. Almost every board is some particular staff member's pet. And it's much easier to stop a new board from being created than to delete an existing one.

Then again, as I was writing this, I discovered that /cyb/ had been de-listed, so I am less sure

>>33227
Good morning...

>>33227
..Y-you're still playing, right?

>>33228
mornin.
>>33229
potently.

>>33230
Good to hear.

>>33231
Y-you too

[1d20+14 = 20]
Sleight of Hand to take Torc's chopsticks and help self to ramen.

[1d20+14 = 28]
>>33233
*Enjoys ramen*
Sleight of Hand to return sticks without him noticing.

[1d20 = 4]
>>33234
>>33233
sleight of hand to shit into his robe without him noticing.

>>33235
He totally noticed that, m8...
Pretty sure he gets an attack of opportunity for that too, with his cattle prod.

[1d20 = 20]
>>33236
rolling for him
>inb4 20

>>33237
why am i not surprised.

>>33238
That had to paralyze you...

[1d6 = 1]
>>33240
yea....

>>33241
What were you rolling for?
Whatever it was, you fucked up.

>>33242
saving throw.....
im pretty sure my heart explodes.

>>33243
>mfw Infernius got his ass handed to him while his opponent's faggot wasn't even here
Next time, leave the sneaking to the Rogue.

>>33247
>offers meat
"Roast beef?"

>>33251
>>33251
>>33251
Reeeeee

>>33252
What was it?

>>33253
Torc fed trump a piece of me!
Reeeeeeeeee

>>33254
Topkek!

>>33254
What use do you have for it if you are dead?
You did say your heart exploded

>>33256
Not really, i rolled a 1.

>>33257
Nice flag, are we all going back to standard flags?

>>33259
I think that's a new IP

>>33259
>>33260
I got some teeth pulled today,im home now.

>>33261
This is why you needed to BRUSH EVERY DAY.
Alright then.

So, where does the party leave off from here?

>>33262
i know, im regretting it now.
i guess we are back at the tower.

*pets pony*

>>33264
[happy pony noises]