/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>32833
"me don't know."

>>32834
>Not finishing a leg hump or responding to being pet

>>32835
"Uh... wanna help us kill shit? Torcuil kinda screwed the pooch and got us trapped in here"

>>32836
raiding /qa/
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/1772211

>>32836
>Torcuil kinda screwed the pooch
Don't blame him. We were all equally faggots, for those two whole hours it took to kill Dick Cheney.

>>32833
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about
>>32837
This
>>32838
Aside from the initial, its been a clusterfuck. Blame for EVERYONE!

>>32838
I thought the second guy was still there and that Cheney could have been the one to cast the finger of death.

*Puts hand on pony, and assumes a solemn expression*
"Little pony.... Remember Milky? Remember Maria? You may have to now add Anonfilly to that list..."

>>32839
Anon27 told me you talked to him, but whatever if you won't admit it

>>32840
No, Cheney was not magically skilled. "The other" cast the finger of death on le trash man.
>>32840
quit samefagging

>>32840
[sad pony noises]
*sighs*
"She's an irredeemable faggot in filly's clothing, but she doesn't deserve that..."

>>32842
*hugs pony*
"No... no she doesn't"
*holds Tracy tight*

Whispers in her ear
"I like her orange"

>>32843
"I like her orange"
THIS.

>>32841
*Confused Paladin Noises*

>>32845
i think hes saying you are anon 27.

>>32846
I don't think thats what he's saying. I know what he's saying, and I'd gladly detail a response in discord if I could figure the %$&*@#! program out, but now is not the time nor the thread.

>>32847
You could PM me in rabbit if you want to talk about it

>>32848
Or wait I guess

>tfw GM had a great encounter for us tonight, but it got messed up because the whole party got frozen cowering before Dick Cheney Like a bunch of retarded pansies
I think I've got a hunch of who "H" was.

>>32850
Herbert Walker Bush? Or... Satan herself???

How could I have guessed that H would do exactly the thing that I would do in that circumstance when she found out we were there (retreat to a more defensible position)? As soon as I knew our cover was blown and there were death spells, I couldn't think anything except 'oh fuck.'

>>32850
Just remembered this song after having not heard it in a couple years. It just feels like it's specially made for Tracy

To Tracy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzA1ZVKWLcY

>>32853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxVkAAh2D7M
this one reminds me of her.

>>32797
I still fucking hate Tracy's ethereal hax. I hate it I hate it I hate I hate it
\r

>>32220
what was it?

>>32858
I just restored that post from shadow delete like three minutes ago. How the hell did you notice it so quick?
\r

>>32859
im good at noticing things.

It's freezing!

>>32864
I know the feel.

>>32855
Why though?

>>32866
>>32855
Seriously though, why is that? I haven't used it for any malignant fuckshitery since just after the Korak fight.

>>32865
*removes duct tape and offers naked bull Dick Cheney's clothes and hammer*

*removes horns from triceratops*

>>32866
>>32867
Hard to say, but probably because it seems like such a significant and unfair advantage. The fact that it was introduced in a way that suggested impurity and corruption, and especially because it was used malignantly in the first few weeks, cemented it as negative in my mind. It makes me upse every time I see it

>>32868
am i allowed to wake up yet though? if not just put cheneys clothes on me.

>>32870
>was used malignantly in the first few weeks
>weeks
Oh come on. That only happened in one session.
>>32871
*dresses bull in the zombie's clothes*
For that matter, this would be his first set of armor.
Why doesn't your character wear any armor anyway? That's one of the best parts of casting Divine Spells instead of Arcane ones. I'd get it if you were playing a Barbarian (Minotaur's favored class), but Clerics should wear armor, because it sucks if the healer is the first to die/get wounded.

>>32874
Ah...

>>32872
He's got giga epic super arm bands that give him an additional strength bonus almost equal to your base attack bonus, besides a ring of regeneration that sort of removes the point of not getting hit. Let there be some balance in there somewhere

Posting Alignment Memes, because I feel like it and I'm bored.
Here's to the most Ebil alignment.

>>32876
I thought Thez took those back.
Also, having strong arms won't prevent you from taking damage.

>>32878
yeah i think she did.

>>32878
He doesn't have them at present. And no it doesn't but I'm talking about larger issues of balance. He does have the ring.

>>32876
Dicks evil suit is nice though.

>>32877
Lawful Evil is best alignment though

>>32882
>>32877
Plebs chaotic good is best.

>>32880
>issues of balance
Oh screw that Bolshevik nonsense. We're all on the same side here.

>>32884
Unironically this.

>>32884
Even if that were true - and it isn't, we fight every session - it still bothers me

Of course, I think the players should have one hell of a lot fewer buffs to make the game generally more difficult and enemies relatively tougher

>>32886
i think it makes for a good story element.

>>32882
The Alignment of Dominators.

>>32887
>fewer buffs
Wtf?! No! Just buff the enemies to make them stronger. There is no upper limit to power.

>>32891
>>32887
Buffs are good though.

>>32891
>>32892
I don't like it. And I'm serious that the Etherealness drives me insane

>>32883
For the rebels with no self-restraint. It's a fun Alignment.

>>32893
What do you not like about increased buffs? There's always stronger enemies to fight.

>>32893
why dont you ask for something to balance it out?

>>32895
It makes sense for progression to happen eventually, but for a lot to happen at once just makes things more difficult for the future. like how Twilight was made a princess at the end of season three, yet the show goes on for seven or more seasons. It also makes keeping the actual balance far more difficult because of how things scale or how nerfs are situationally applied. It makes it too easy to introduce a Glimmer

>>32897
>caring about being overpowered
You'll only feel "overpowered" if you're fighting the wrong enemies. That feeling goes away as soon as you face something stronger than you.
I don't see a problem. Just keep throwing out stronger enemies. I don't care about "balance" so long as I can keep getting stronger and fighting more powerful enemies.
I dream of attaining Abomination-tier powers and keep fighting monsters of increasing danger.

Besides, don't worry about being "too strong" when it took the party two fucking hours to work up the courage just to face freaking Dick Cheney.

>>32899
#5 scares me on a primal level.

>>32897
>too easy to introduce a Glimmer
I don't see how that's an issue. I've wanted to kill her since I heard those ebil foreshadowing voices refer to her as "lady glimmer", and it wouldn't be gratifying unless she were powerful.
(unless she's at the bottom of a long, dark, spooky staircase, and I'm halfway through a university project and can't pay attention...)

>>32874
Is he going to wear the armor though? Because putting armor on a character takes time, and the characters are in a hurry.
*puts tattered pants on bull*

>>32902
yea he would wear it,but now might not be the best time to put it on.
>>32901
>that pic
i really want anon filly as an apprentice now.

Also, does the Undetectable Alignment spell obscure a characters's Aura? If so, Both Trumpaladin and Infernius might want to cast it as soon as they can (was going to mention this to Trumpaladin's faggot earlier, but I forgot because I was busy).
>*Tracy makes a grim remark under her breath about the scent of white-knights being so overwhelming that she could sense it from a mile away*

>>32904
>mile away
60 feet. That's the limit. And only certain select spell casters can detect it, and most importantly they have to actively be looking for it.

*is in a very grumpy mood*

>>32905
>impying he's not
He has the same aura though. It's Overwhelming. Trump's is just as strong.
>>32906
It was an exaggeration.
>actively looking for it
I'm sure they are now..

>btw
"Flashy, take this stick."

>>32907
Yeah I know, I'm just pissier than normal. A mod was complaining about something so I went to make change in configuration, but then the config didn't work, and I had to wait for a dev. That and I'm behind on so many things.

Trumpaladin asks Tracy "what is this" before touching it

>>32908
*holds out stick*
It's a long-ish object made of bone, with a little jibbernigger skull at the end of it. Take it.

>Anon takes 15 minutes looking up the item catalog because he's scared.
It won't do shit to you. Take the stick.

>>32910
>looking it up in the item catalog
Maybe if I weren't in class. I was just going to have him refuse the stick, but fine

Trumpaladin threatens to hurt Tracy if the stick hurts him in someway, and then takes the stick

>>32911
Well, I'm in a hurry too, so I'll just tell you that it's the Summon Monster I Wand that I had Tracy make weeks ago. Next time you're in a situation like last night, just summon a weak-ass monster as fodder if you're intent on waiting to see what comes next. A monster takes a round to summon, and last two rounds, although it'll die in one hit. It has 50 charges.
You can only summon the good ones though, because summoning an ebil creature counts as casting an ebil spell and breaks Code.

>>32914
Tracy cage=Hannibal lecter

>>32915
Not so long as she's my stalker she's not
*curses stalker*

>>32915
Not while she's carrying a baby she's not. She has a future to think about now.

>>32916
>>32917
What if the curse gets transferred to the baby?

>>32918
>what if literally anything happens to her baby
Then you will have your Hannibal Lector.

>>32920
i will. still unconscious.

Don't you fucking do it

>>32921
You're staying unconscious. Too bad there's only one healer now

>>32922
explain why you did it and what activates it, and might consider not doing it.

>>32924
It's activated only by eating human flesh. I did that because its abominable, and a husbando should not be the prey species of a waifu or mother. It's just too far.

Besides, he'd otherwise have to police her and mistrust her and break up with her if there is no deterrent, but with an active mark he can trust her and not need to break up with her. This is the easy way

>>32925
i can see why you did it.

>>32925
You do realize that the curse doesn't actually stop her from doing it, right? It just puts consequences on the action.

>>32927
why does Tracy feel the need to eat humans?

>>32928
She doesn't.

>>32925
>>32929
then why is there a curse in the first place?

>>32929
By that I mean, there is no need she feels, unless she just randomly feels hungry for hands some time.

>>32930
Trump's faggot thought it was necessary

>>32927
Of course. That's why it's called the Mark of Justice. It's not there to stop evil, just punish it after the fact. Not to save, but to avenge. It still makes his job easier. If ther is no successful deterrent and the curse is removed after being activated, the mark will show through the fur and he'll know it's not going to work out.

>>32933
Where was the post you wrote it out again?

>>32931
maybe don't eat hands? lyra.

>>32935
I'd rather just collect them.

>>32936
promise to not eat any hands (at least) while pregnant.

>>32937
I won't promises anything.
I might just do it anyway because he had the audacity to use a curse for it.

>>32937
There is no reason at all to remove it

>>32937
Promises are meaningless if there is no incentive to keep them

>>32938
i cannot in good conscience remove the curse then, i'm not on either side except the foals.

Whatever then. I'll just have her eat every sentient creature that isn't hoo-man.

>>32942
that seems like a fair compromise.

>>32944
i get that i do, but what if it hurts the foal?

Did not mean to link

>>32945
It won't hurt her kid. I'm confident in that much.

>intentionally trying to break shit in game because of being mad, even though you also tried to curse him, and try to control him
Shut up you hypocrite, and just play the game

>>32949
No. The reason is that I hate being told/forced what to do, so I'm going to do everything in my power to do the opposite of what your trying to make me do.
I even said earlier that I wouldn't have her eat hoo-mans, but you found it necessary to have him curse her anyway; so now I'm going to have her do it.
And yes. I did try to curse him (although controlling is another thing).I make no excuse, and I'm not sorry.

>>32950
You've been trying to boss my character around for months. And you've been successful. You have actively attacked and lied to and stolen from me and every party member. You need to learn that if you are to do anything in a group, you have accept that you are, at some point, going to have to give in to the desires of other people on something, just as you force them to give into yours.

>>32951
My benevolence ends where the cursing begins. If I'm going to do something or refrain from doing something, it'll be by my own means.

>>32950
You fucking stabbed our characters and flipped out in a hissy fit when they sang around non-real birds. You control our characters all the time. No, you can't do just anything you want

>>32952
Okay. Can you get over this and not blow up the next session?

>>32953
You can call me a hypocrite, but I'm going to defy this curse, just for the sake of defying it.
>>32954
>not blow up the next session
That goes without saying. I'm not salty enough to try to make the game less fun.

>>32955
You do that I'm singing to your birds or killing them outright

>>32956
You can sing to them. They're only fragile in the first couple days.

>>32956
you touch those birds there will be consequences for you.

>>32958
Make consequences for her you hypocrite
>>32957
They remain fragile to swords forever

>>32959
i will when i deem it necessary, by hurting or killing the birbs you are directly effecting me.

>>32960
The birds don't effect you in anyway at all. If anything you can eat the corpses or have the feathers afterwards

>>32958
Idk why he hates them so much. Rearing a Roc is like having a B20 in medieval times, and Tracy has two.

>>32962
Just don't be a faggot and don't break a mark for the sole purpose of breaking a mark

>>32961
i'm not letting you hurt the birds, because uncle adi would say its wrong and call you a degenerate for even thinking of doing it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_welfare_in_Nazi_Germany

>>32964
Just stay out of this. This is personal between the two of us

>>32965
no,once it started involving the birbs it became my buisness.

>>32966
If the two of us cannot settle this or many other disputes then this game will NOT, and CANNOT continue. Now step aside, let us settle this, and then we can return to our regularly scheduled program

>>32964
Dieties have class levels, right? I think Hitler would be a Ranger.

>>32967
as long as you vow not to harm the birds.

>>32968
Look, if you hate curses, fine. No more curses. But you cannot pretend that you can just be spiteful and malicious deliberately without it fucking up everything for everyone. If you try to break the game in this way neither me nor you will be continuing. Now learn to get along so you can continue your mean posting and item creation and whatever

>>32968
i think they do.

>>32970
>without it fucking up everything for everyone
As far as I understand, you are the only player here who thinks any of this needs to have in-game consequences, even for things your character never saw.

>>32884
Snap! Fistandantilus AND Raistlin AND Strahd in the same party? The others are irrelevant.

>>32972
Great. Then don't intentionally defy an in-game curse because you want to be spiteful. I've had enough of your deliberate efforts to make the game less fun by starting shit in-game. So help me God, I will give you out-of-game consequences for doing that shit

>>32974
I'll do whatever I feel like. Curse or no curse.

>>32975
Do you feel like continuing the game?

Okkay
>>32878
>>32879
She more took possession of them to keep them from wandering off and eating someone.
>>32886
Please, this is the first party that hasn't literally started murdering eachother.
"Except for,...."
That was a long time ago.
>>32891
That was the plan
>>32900
But #2 is awesome and #4 "again?"

Quick segway, Trump is the only player in my entire experience of D&D who has ever been allowed to wear TWO sets of armor at once, as well as wielding the two most epic weapons that anyone in the game has seen. Just saying. Oh, and he can cast holy word.

>>32912
Awww, that's sweet
>>32921
Oh wake the fuck up already. I was going to have you somewhat spellbound, but nevermind.

And again, I end my catching-up period in a face-palm

>>32977
Good evening.
>facepalm
Sorry...

>>32977
leave me spellbound.

>>32979
That's inconvenient
*jabs with stick*

>>32980
its up to the gm though.

>>32977
>facepalm
That's too kind of a response
https://www.washingtonpost.com/0ee56da1-3983-40f3-878b-fe3a079213ff

>>32982
>404
What did he mean by this?

>>32982
nothing burger.

test

I am indeed alive
>disapointed sighs from all players
You ain't getting rid of me yet

>>32985
>>32983
who are you?

>>32986
i love you,full homo.

>>32985
TOP. FUCKING. KEK!

>>32986
You know that scene from "No Country for Old Men" where the main character stumbles upon a group of like 20 dead people who had been engaged in a drug deal, but every single one of them was murdered in a fight between the two sides? You're going to do that one of these days

>>32987
Thez twiddles the ring on her finger, made out of Infernius' horn.
"Any other questions?"

>>32991
nope.

>>32989
luckily for you i dont like haggis.

>>32990
>Torc's faggot logs on
"Hey guys sorry... I'm... late... fuck"
>Trump has died from falling of Tracy during space sex and kept rolling 1s
>Tracy rolled multiple 1s, cauing her to fall on her knife 23 times shouting "ET TU TRUMPUS? THEN FALL TRACY"
>Infernius pissed off Thez and Hitler at the same time, causing both to kill him at the same time
And thats how I'll log on to find everyone dead

>>32994
Kek

>>32994
i would be more scared of thez than hitler desu.

>>32996
U should be, Thez will keep you alive.

Trumpaladin is free

Trumpaladin is free

>>33000
>>32999
>not specifying "freedom"
*glues self to leg*

>>32998
"me glad you came to get me thez."
*manly tears*
"me am so glad me met you!"

>>32994
>Dies from space sex
I am okay with this

>>32999
>>33000
>>33001
>>33002
*Wobbles forward, appreciating newfound freedom, if somewhat inhibited in walking*

>>33002
"d'awwwwww"

>>33003
She rolls her eyes. "Keep it together big guy. Of course I'd come for you, you're mine to claim. Still, we're not out of the woods yet."

"Where are we again? I shouldn't have brought that flask..."
>>33002
>>33004
Keks
No Trump, you die from falling a terminal velocity from space

>>33006
*small bear(bull?) hug*
*sets down thez*
"does anyone have a weapon me can use?"

>>33007
Wobbling over to Torcuil, Trumpaladin says "On a Catwalk deeper in the facility. Near interrogation rooms"

>>33008
"We nabbed a war-hammer from Dick, otherwise there's this,..." she says, twirling a double-bladed Glaive, made using the staff (broom) and the blades (also broom) she's used before, except all in one singular package.

>>33009
>wobbling
Kek
"Ah. so, Does anyone have fucking plan before I fuck everything up like always?"

>>33011
"The last of my will is gone. Do as you will. I have nothing"

>>33010
"two blades? uh me not sure i can use that."
>>33011
"me have no idea whats going on, or where we are,"

>>33013
"why though?"

>>33014
*offers Dick's hammer*

>>33013
"Fucking pussy"
>>33014
A glaive is a pole arm, Imagine a long stick with 2 blades at one end
"Hmm, Thez any thoughts?"

>>33015
"Hard to say. But I am out."
*sits down on the catwalk, since no other course of action seems desirable*

>>33017
"It's hardly the circumstances. I've been wearing down for a very long time now. Slowly drained."

>>33013
>The last of my will is gone. Do as you will.
[sinister plotting intensifies]

>>33020
*glares*

>>33020
>rape
>>33019
"You know, thats very un-leader-like for someone who always acts like our leader.
What would Trump say if he where here?"

>>33014
I think you misunderstand. Its got two blades (like a battle axe) except they're straight blades instead of curved.
>>33019
Thez sits down next to him.
"We have been at it for about 3 mos straight, most of the weekend and sparsely throughout the week. I've been thinking of asserting a recess myself"

>>33021
*gazes dreamily*
[affectionate pony noises]
*nuzzles*

>>33023
"me love it."
>>33023
>recess
>mfw

>>33022
"To you? My guess is 'you're fired' after that stunt you pulled last night. But more seriously, he'd say 'why the hell did I think becoming president at age 70 was a good idea"

>>33024
*pet's pony, but it's with that sort of reticence he always has, like he's uncertain*

>>33023
*hugs Thez deeply*

>>33025
>>33027
Same
Maybe would could just shitpost until Christmas, have some character interaction and buildtheir relationships with each other, finalize some character sheets and shit then pick up the campaigning afterwards?
>>33026
"Sorry, it was a fucking mistake."
>deeply
*bigly

>>33029
Well good luck on those

>>33029
Good luck

>>33025
>>33027
"Oh don't look at me that way. I'm not saying "No moar game!", I'm suggesting maybe taking a weekend off. The game is supposed to be fun, but not at the expense of other responsibilities or obligations. I'm particularly guilty of that last bit, desu."
>>33028
>>33029
"This. We'll still have thread, and I can whip up a decent escape (Court City remaining unresolved, as I had hoped it would). We'll still have thread to bantz and fun/shitpost, but I could use a weekend that isn't,... decided/spoken-for, and not just me either."

>>33029
eat lots of fish.

>>33033
That's bullshit, but do it anyway.

>>33032
Then its settled, LET THE SHITPOSTING COMMENCE
>And my computer will be fixed this weekend so will be nice
>>33034
Unless you are alergic

>>33033
Checked

>>33032
>escape
>Court City remaining unresolved
So then, where are we going to leave off from now until the next session resumes?

>>33026
>In four months of the game, this is the first time my character has shown Thez any fondness
*hugs bigly*

>>33038
>>33032
*joins hug*