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[1d20+5 = 18]
>>32638
*looses auto-flame-chain*
Spot check to see what's down there, through the dark
>low-light vision/darkvision
>>32638
*looses auto-flame-chain*
Spot check to see what's down there, through the dark
>low-light vision/darkvision
[2d20 = 6]
>>32640
*kicks trash can down the stairs with both rear hooves, as a distraction*
*Sends chain after it to auto-attack whatever's down there*
Rolling for chain's attacks
>>32640
*kicks trash can down the stairs with both rear hooves, as a distraction*
*Sends chain after it to auto-attack whatever's down there*
Rolling for chain's attacks
>>32647
e_e
So you summoned him without making a sound? Cuz, Summon Trash Man is a non-verbal spell? The Trash Man doesn't strike me as the quiet type.
e_e
So you summoned him without making a sound? Cuz, Summon Trash Man is a non-verbal spell? The Trash Man doesn't strike me as the quiet type.
>>32649
Does writing in a tome make noise?
BESIDES just the Trash Man could run down
I'm honestly supprised now one has killed Torc out of sheer annoyance, especially you GM. I fucking suck at this
Does writing in a tome make noise?
BESIDES just the Trash Man could run down
I'm honestly supprised now one has killed Torc out of sheer annoyance, especially you GM. I fucking suck at this
>>32654
Fuck your wussy ass sneak attacks
TM> I'M THE TRASH MAN
And he jumps down the stairs to fight while Torc holds everyone back at the top
Torc (whispering)> Hold up, lets see how long he lasts
Fuck your wussy ass sneak attacks
TM> I'M THE TRASH MAN
And he jumps down the stairs to fight while Torc holds everyone back at the top
Torc (whispering)> Hold up, lets see how long he lasts
[1d20 = 2]
>>32653
If I was rigidly adhering to D&D rules, I probably would have.
>>32654
Its a straight staircase. So the ppl at the bottom know that there's something at the top. For future reference, consider casting spells before entering the room you wish to be sneaky-ish in.
>>32643
Quaint, but the staircase is more than 60'
H> Finger of Death
>>32653
If I was rigidly adhering to D&D rules, I probably would have.
>>32654
Its a straight staircase. So the ppl at the bottom know that there's something at the top. For future reference, consider casting spells before entering the room you wish to be sneaky-ish in.
>>32643
Quaint, but the staircase is more than 60'
H> Finger of Death
The sound of Trash Man slumping and then dematerializing can be heard.
"You, go and learn what the meaning of this is."
H> Teleport
Heavy steps can be heard advacing up the staircase.
"You, go and learn what the meaning of this is."
H> Teleport
Heavy steps can be heard advacing up the staircase.
>>32657
>2
>still killed him instantly
"We're fucked"
Torc projects his sheild and pulls out staff of ulitimate power
>2
>still killed him instantly
"We're fucked"
Torc projects his sheild and pulls out staff of ulitimate power
>>32657
Moves outside of stairwell, and readies Full Round attack with Smite Evil on the first two attacks. Fae is asked to do the same on the other side
Moves outside of stairwell, and readies Full Round attack with Smite Evil on the first two attacks. Fae is asked to do the same on the other side
>>32661
>"Recommend sneak attack like on Barry. You will not get a better chance, and distance will not save you"
>"Recommend sneak attack like on Barry. You will not get a better chance, and distance will not save you"
Thez sighs and goes ethereal.
>>32665
Mirthless chuckling can be heard from the base of the stairs.
"Very well. Take your time revealing yourselves, your intrusion has been noted and will be swiftly routed," the voice grains, in an abysmally low tone.
Mirthless chuckling can be heard from the base of the stairs.
"Very well. Take your time revealing yourselves, your intrusion has been noted and will be swiftly routed," the voice grains, in an abysmally low tone.
>>32667
Oh Thank God.
*Holds on to +15 Fortitude save modifier like prayer beads, but remains at the door, readying an attack*
Oh Thank God.
*Holds on to +15 Fortitude save modifier like prayer beads, but remains at the door, readying an attack*
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>32674
Walls don't allow for phasing through.
Spot check to witness whoever's at the bottom
>>32674
Walls don't allow for phasing through.
Spot check to witness whoever's at the bottom
>>32675
Can't really charge him, and need a specific mount to go ethereal to get around him, so I'm stuck for the moment
Can't really charge him, and need a specific mount to go ethereal to get around him, so I'm stuck for the moment
Torc's faggot frantically searches for the SoUP's spell list
>>32678
Walls can't be phased through, but dudes can.
More booms can be heard from beyond the current guy (Oh FFS, its Dick Cheney)
Walls can't be phased through, but dudes can.
More booms can be heard from beyond the current guy (Oh FFS, its Dick Cheney)
>>32681
DIck Cheney stands there, giving his zombie-face, and looking quite evil and undead. He wields a warhammer, and is clad in blackened armor. He seems oblivious to your movements.
DIck Cheney stands there, giving his zombie-face, and looking quite evil and undead. He wields a warhammer, and is clad in blackened armor. He seems oblivious to your movements.
I have an idea to buy us time
Torc casts wall of force in the stairwell when he can
Torc casts wall of force in the stairwell when he can
>>32696
Why did you do that? How does that do anything other than fuck us over by leaving us unable to attack him? And yes I have an idea, cast "Implosion" on him
Why did you do that? How does that do anything other than fuck us over by leaving us unable to attack him? And yes I have an idea, cast "Implosion" on him
>>32698
Fine, but when he kills you first I'll be the last to cate.
Trrc cancels that and casts ray of enfeeblement
Fine, but when he kills you first I'll be the last to cate.
Trrc cancels that and casts ray of enfeeblement
Wait a minute.
Casts DEATH WARD on self
Casts DEATH WARD on self
>>32700
If Tracy would like to be five feet or less from Trumpaladin at the time of casting, AND remain within five feet of him as they progress down the stair case, Tracy can have immunity to finger of death and perhaps a couple other benefits Trumpaladin casts on himself
If Tracy would like to be five feet or less from Trumpaladin at the time of casting, AND remain within five feet of him as they progress down the stair case, Tracy can have immunity to finger of death and perhaps a couple other benefits Trumpaladin casts on himself
Sorry I had to step out.
[1d20 = 19]
If Thez were in the room, she would be facepalming. A few more BOOMs can be heard from the next room.
>>32699
>ROE
Hmmm, that one might actually do something.
If Thez were in the room, she would be facepalming. A few more BOOMs can be heard from the next room.
>>32699
>ROE
Hmmm, that one might actually do something.
[1d6+5 = 9]
ROE strikes successfully, severely retarding Dick's strength.
ROE strikes successfully, severely retarding Dick's strength.
"Prepare yourselves, for you'll be denied the quiet of death." Dick says, ascending the staircase.
Should I mention that the staircase is too narrow to allow ppl to stand side-by-side?
Should I mention that the staircase is too narrow to allow ppl to stand side-by-side?
>>32711
Yeah that might be useful
Is there a roll Torc has to do when he shoots his pistols, cause thats gonna hapen after the Pence Prod comes out
Yeah that might be useful
Is there a roll Torc has to do when he shoots his pistols, cause thats gonna hapen after the Pence Prod comes out
>>32711
Use the Hand of Glory to cast Daylight down the stairs.
Too narrow to dodge?
Throw as many poisoned kunai as she can in one turn.
Use the Hand of Glory to cast Daylight down the stairs.
Too narrow to dodge?
Throw as many poisoned kunai as she can in one turn.
>>32716
I'm sorry. I've got a project that's due in three hours, and I haven't been paying the best attention...
I'm sorry. I've got a project that's due in three hours, and I haven't been paying the best attention...
>>32718
Oh fuck, you go do that
Grapples pony, and move her above and behind him so he'll be the one to take the hit and not waifu
Oh fuck, you go do that
Grapples pony, and move her above and behind him so he'll be the one to take the hit and not waifu
>>32721
This was not intended to be posted. If cheney is a single round away, Trumapaldin readies an attack, with two smite evils
This was not intended to be posted. If cheney is a single round away, Trumapaldin readies an attack, with two smite evils
A BOOOOM sound echoes from beyond Dick Cheney, followed by a scraping sound.
>>32723
Well, then Trumpaladin casts Protection from Evil on himself. If pony is close enough (I think she should be) she should also receive it because she has the Paladin's Mount class
To Dick Cheney
"Have I ever told you that I appreciate what was accomplished in Iraq? Not only did you get Sadam out, but you managed to build a democratic regime that lasted"
Well, then Trumpaladin casts Protection from Evil on himself. If pony is close enough (I think she should be) she should also receive it because she has the Paladin's Mount class
To Dick Cheney
"Have I ever told you that I appreciate what was accomplished in Iraq? Not only did you get Sadam out, but you managed to build a democratic regime that lasted"
If we can talk down a black dragon, and we can talk down a representation of Death, why not talk down a Republican Vice President?
"He's still ALIVE? What the hell have you guys been DOING all this time?!" comes Thez' shout from the end of the room.
>>32729
Serious note. Don't beat yourself up, but don't go light on yourself either. Seriously and critically address the situation, and reason a more conducive approach. "What am I doing, and what could I be doing that might benefit my situation better" is my go-to.
>>32729
Serious note. Don't beat yourself up, but don't go light on yourself either. Seriously and critically address the situation, and reason a more conducive approach. "What am I doing, and what could I be doing that might benefit my situation better" is my go-to.
I'm fucked for this project anyway, so may as well have some fun before life gets hard tomorrow...
>>32731
Fuck it.
After receiving the Death Ward and whatever else Trump casted, Tracy charges right down the stairs, attacking first with the auto-chain (twice) before rushing in with a Triple-attack with her cane-sword, hoping to dismember the bastard.
>>32734
Nah. I'm sick of cowering.
>>32731
Fuck it.
After receiving the Death Ward and whatever else Trump casted, Tracy charges right down the stairs, attacking first with the auto-chain (twice) before rushing in with a Triple-attack with her cane-sword, hoping to dismember the bastard.
>>32734
Nah. I'm sick of cowering.
[4d20 = 51]
>>32736
I get the Idea though
Trumpaladin closes distance and Attacks, full round, smite evil on first two strikes. +16 +11 +6 +1 base attack, +5 Strength, +7 Vanderiem on Evil, and Smite evil adds +4
>>32736
I get the Idea though
Trumpaladin closes distance and Attacks, full round, smite evil on first two strikes. +16 +11 +6 +1 base attack, +5 Strength, +7 Vanderiem on Evil, and Smite evil adds +4
>>32739
Only one person can attack at a time and I have more bonuses plus she loses death ward if she goes more than five feet away
Only one person can attack at a time and I have more bonuses plus she loses death ward if she goes more than five feet away
>>32736
First, the chain is "everwhirling" not animated, dancing, or otherwise autonomously attacking.
Secondly
... aww fuck it.
As the first of the party closes on Dick, he makes an attack of opportunity. Whether he succeeds or not is irrelevant, because he's about to get gang-raped, and though he's a death knight (spoiler) he doesn't have any nifty spells that will save his ass in such a situation like 2nd ed death knights do,... power word blind for example would be particularly useful in this instance.
First, the chain is "everwhirling" not animated, dancing, or otherwise autonomously attacking.
Secondly
... aww fuck it.
As the first of the party closes on Dick, he makes an attack of opportunity. Whether he succeeds or not is irrelevant, because he's about to get gang-raped, and though he's a death knight (spoiler) he doesn't have any nifty spells that will save his ass in such a situation like 2nd ed death knights do,... power word blind for example would be particularly useful in this instance.
>>32744
Would blind be useful for him to use, or for us to use?
If us, Torc uses his Snek staff to blind him
Would blind be useful for him to use, or for us to use?
If us, Torc uses his Snek staff to blind him
>>32748
Done the math, it's 46 34 31 30 on the attack rolls.
Trumpaladin gets +7 damage for strength bonus two-handed and +16 on the first two hits for smite evil
Done the math, it's 46 34 31 30 on the attack rolls.
Trumpaladin gets +7 damage for strength bonus two-handed and +16 on the first two hits for smite evil
>>32746
As Trump edges his way closer to the ever on-guard Dick Cheney, Cheney lunges forward to attack. His warhammer glances off Trump's spaulder, while Trump himself unleashes a full range of attacks, all 4 of which land successfully. Dick Cheney - in that unearthly low voice - screams as he is cut once, twice, thrice, four times in succession.
ALRIGHT, we can roll for initiative, or we can just run down the list and figure out who kills him. Its inevitable at this point.
As Trump edges his way closer to the ever on-guard Dick Cheney, Cheney lunges forward to attack. His warhammer glances off Trump's spaulder, while Trump himself unleashes a full range of attacks, all 4 of which land successfully. Dick Cheney - in that unearthly low voice - screams as he is cut once, twice, thrice, four times in succession.
ALRIGHT, we can roll for initiative, or we can just run down the list and figure out who kills him. Its inevitable at this point.
[1d20 = 10]
>>32750
That should be 60 damage before even rolling the dice on Trumapaladin's damage. And the dice is like 4d10 or 8d6
(strength of 7 x 4 plus smite evil 16 x 2)
>>32750
That should be 60 damage before even rolling the dice on Trumapaladin's damage. And the dice is like 4d10 or 8d6
(strength of 7 x 4 plus smite evil 16 x 2)
>Is hoping he'll get the kill, though his first strike may just have been so successful that he won't have the chance
[1d20+9 = 21]
Dick Cheney is still standing. Oh just kill him already, he was supposed to be dead like an hour ago.
>>32756
Dick Cheney is still standing. Oh just kill him already, he was supposed to be dead like an hour ago.
>>32756
[3d20 = 20]
Blind attempt fails, Cheney attacks Trump, who is still the most available target.
Blind attempt fails, Cheney attacks Trump, who is still the most available target.
Seriously, just gang-rape him so I can say "he's dead" without going through the minutiae of combat w/ a single target.
So, at the precipice of Dick Cheney dying, is everyone prepared to face the actual, realistic thing that would have happened?
So, at the precipice of Dick Cheney dying, is everyone prepared to face the actual, realistic thing that would have happened?
>>32763
Sure I'm prepared enough or at least I am now....
Tracy takes Cheney's clothes and hammer for Infernius (he was naked, last I checked)
Sure I'm prepared enough or at least I am now....
Tracy takes Cheney's clothes and hammer for Infernius (he was naked, last I checked)
Alright. Cheney is dead, and Thez lumbers in carrying Infernius' unconscious body. The way out is clear, just up the staircase.
She's got a bunch of wounds on her, and parts of her ar singed (damagingly), which is a new thing for her, but she's alright.
Upon arriving to the top of the staircase, the party finds a wall of force in effect, protecting the door and the surrounding archway from damage. The walls around are the same weird obsidian-esque glassy stuff, both obstructing physical movement and preventing astral/etheric motion.
The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
>>32772
"Triceratops," she off-handedly replies.
The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
>>32772
"Triceratops," she off-handedly replies.
Boops Tracy
>>32775
>The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
Welp, may as well go forward and collect pieces of the dead enemies as we go, until we find a way out..
Sorry, Thez.. We're all massive faggots...
>The party seems to have found its self in an Oubliette of sorts.
Welp, may as well go forward and collect pieces of the dead enemies as we go, until we find a way out..
Sorry, Thez.. We're all massive faggots...
>>32779
I want to destroy the Facility anyways. This is the Court City. We are here to show our dominance
I want to destroy the Facility anyways. This is the Court City. We are here to show our dominance
The next room opens into a small corridor, with three robed blood-smears and a massive triceratops crumpled in the corner. A staircase leads up to a catwalk, where shackles are attached to the framework.
"Thats where he was being held, they had him in some sort of interrogation trance when I found them."
The catwalk extends toward the south, with doors on both sides.
"Thats where he was being held, they had him in some sort of interrogation trance when I found them."
The catwalk extends toward the south, with doors on both sides.
Continues advancing on catwalk past doors
*scavenges equipment*
Gotta be resourceful, that's my role as the thief. And no, I won't just keep everything.
>>32788
*gives piece of dino*
Gotta be resourceful, that's my role as the thief. And no, I won't just keep everything.
>>32788
*gives piece of dino*
>>32791
There's not much that is loose though. I guess you could grabs the shackles, which seem useful
There's not much that is loose though. I guess you could grabs the shackles, which seem useful
>>32787
K, TY for clarifying, I was about to rant.
>>32790
"I'm here, in case anyone remembers," Fae says dryly.
Thez lays Infernius on his back, and checks his vitals. "He's alive, but he's unconscious. I don't know if he's under any spells at the moment, or would be on reviving," she rests her head against his chest, determining his heart-rate. "It seems normal, but I don't know. I just,... I don't know." she says, clutching his chest-hair for a moment.
The escape is not going to be simple. This is a point that the party can rest for a bit, maybe strategize and come up with a plan. Hint hint. Beyond this point will be lots of fighting, spoiler alert. While the party did well bypassing otherwise avoidable enemies on their initial entrance, everything went to shit with Dick's "other associate" had the chance to finger the Trash Man and then teleport away. The jig is up so to speak.
K, TY for clarifying, I was about to rant.
>>32790
"I'm here, in case anyone remembers," Fae says dryly.
Thez lays Infernius on his back, and checks his vitals. "He's alive, but he's unconscious. I don't know if he's under any spells at the moment, or would be on reviving," she rests her head against his chest, determining his heart-rate. "It seems normal, but I don't know. I just,... I don't know." she says, clutching his chest-hair for a moment.
The escape is not going to be simple. This is a point that the party can rest for a bit, maybe strategize and come up with a plan. Hint hint. Beyond this point will be lots of fighting, spoiler alert. While the party did well bypassing otherwise avoidable enemies on their initial entrance, everything went to shit with Dick's "other associate" had the chance to finger the Trash Man and then teleport away. The jig is up so to speak.
>>32795
>The guy who has Death Finger left and is still Dangerous
I used up my Death Ward spell for the day! Yay! Thank you Torcuil. We so appreciate you giving up our surprise.
*Pets Kitty*
"I was worried for a minute, Fae"
To Thez
"Should I do some healing or spells on him?"
>The guy who has Death Finger left and is still Dangerous
I used up my Death Ward spell for the day! Yay! Thank you Torcuil. We so appreciate you giving up our surprise.
*Pets Kitty*
"I was worried for a minute, Fae"
To Thez
"Should I do some healing or spells on him?"
"Since the whole place is a maze of doors and corridors, one can only achieve a limited degree of stealth before revealing their presence. Tracy and I should be at point. With Etherealness we can run diversions, or coordinate feints and lures. We can draw them into an ambush, or we can take the fight to them," she says, again looking at Infernius. "You abysmally big oaf."
>>32795
>Duct-tape Infernius to Fae.
>Search building to get a scope of the structure
>try to figure way out
>Duct-tape Infernius to Fae.
>Search building to get a scope of the structure
>try to figure way out
>>32796
"I... I want you to, but I don't know,...." she says looking again at Infernius. "Its your call. If he's still rabid, we can,... put him down again (non-lethal)."
"I... I want you to, but I don't know,...." she says looking again at Infernius. "Its your call. If he's still rabid, we can,... put him down again (non-lethal)."
>>32795
He teleported in the building?
Could the same spell be used to get out? (I don't think so, but it's a question worth asking)
He teleported in the building?
Could the same spell be used to get out? (I don't think so, but it's a question worth asking)
>>32801
The individual in question teleported without fail. Clearly there is a limit to the restrictions of the spell, but those are unknown to the party.
Current location, don't mind the hallways on the left or right, those are separated by walls.
The individual in question teleported without fail. Clearly there is a limit to the restrictions of the spell, but those are unknown to the party.
Current location, don't mind the hallways on the left or right, those are separated by walls.
I just got news that 4chan /mlp/ banned Anonfilly posting. I'm triggered
>>32813
Uh, Torc tries the one he killed Korak in, walks until he would be out of the fortress, then returns back to the game
Uh, Torc tries the one he killed Korak in, walks until he would be out of the fortress, then returns back to the game
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I can't do this tonight, I need some sleep for once.
Tume to put that 20 cliff jump roll to use
Tume to put that 20 cliff jump roll to use
>>32822
*pokes with sharp stick*
"That was a lot of trouble you've put us all through. You're lucky you've got a wife willing to go so far for you, or you'd be toast by now."
Deliberately does not move to un-ducttape the bull.
*pokes again*
*pokes with sharp stick*
"That was a lot of trouble you've put us all through. You're lucky you've got a wife willing to go so far for you, or you'd be toast by now."
Deliberately does not move to un-ducttape the bull.
*pokes again*
>>32827
"You tell us, bull. You ran out of the entertron, teleported, and somehow made your way to the Court City."
*jabs with stick again*
"You tell us, bull. You ran out of the entertron, teleported, and somehow made your way to the Court City."
*jabs with stick again*
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