Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
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>>33256
>Infernius set himself on fire moments ago, but survived because of regeneration
>Would've literally been roast beef
>Infernius set himself on fire moments ago, but survived because of regeneration
>Would've literally been roast beef
>>33261
This is why you needed to BRUSH EVERY DAY.
Alright then.
So, where does the party leave off from here?
This is why you needed to BRUSH EVERY DAY.
Alright then.
So, where does the party leave off from here?
>>33233
You'll need to roll a 1d2. Rolling a 1 means you end up with an extra pair of chopsticks.
>>33263
Technically everyone's still at Court City, but that's cuz I was waiting to hear from you before deciding what happens next.
>>33266
Faggot brit? Do you mean that faggot brit, or did I miss something.
Lastly: >>33225
>less prolific
Hardly, this thread keeps me glued to the site, and I usually have one window in thread, and the other window on Home or Overboard, refreshing every few minutes. One can tell by the flags that Infernius and Torcuil's players post regularly, often during active game sessions. The only ones I can't comment on are Tracy's and Trump's, being both burgers.
>generals
I'm not sure I follow, unless you're talking about dedicated anons and lots of bread filling up the catalog. The alternative would be to take the game entirely to an off-site resource or program, which I'm not unwilling to do but would defeat many of the salient purposes.
You'll need to roll a 1d2. Rolling a 1 means you end up with an extra pair of chopsticks.
>>33263
Technically everyone's still at Court City, but that's cuz I was waiting to hear from you before deciding what happens next.
>>33266
Faggot brit? Do you mean that faggot brit, or did I miss something.
Lastly: >>33225
>less prolific
Hardly, this thread keeps me glued to the site, and I usually have one window in thread, and the other window on Home or Overboard, refreshing every few minutes. One can tell by the flags that Infernius and Torcuil's players post regularly, often during active game sessions. The only ones I can't comment on are Tracy's and Trump's, being both burgers.
>generals
I'm not sure I follow, unless you're talking about dedicated anons and lots of bread filling up the catalog. The alternative would be to take the game entirely to an off-site resource or program, which I'm not unwilling to do but would defeat many of the salient purposes.
Also if Infernius didn't keep playing, Thez would probably kill everyone, at least once.
"I'nis!!!!" flying tackle-hug.
"I'nis!!!!" flying tackle-hug.
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How long has Darkie been alone in the Entertron? A week in game time? I wonder if he's ready to talk yet.
>inb4 nobody feels like doing it and the poor bastard has to wait there another week
>inb4 nobody feels like doing it and the poor bastard has to wait there another week
>test
>>33272
Oh, you'd have been fine in the aftermath. Have I mentioned I don't do the standard -1 Con for every resurrection?
Oh, you'd have been fine in the aftermath. Have I mentioned I don't do the standard -1 Con for every resurrection?
>>33278
The Chopstick is a singular item. When its broken in two, you find yourself holding 2 pairs of unbroken chopsticks. One makes instant noodo, the other makes more chopsticks.
The Chopstick is a singular item. When its broken in two, you find yourself holding 2 pairs of unbroken chopsticks. One makes instant noodo, the other makes more chopsticks.
>>33281
*chopsticks are
Basically its an item that duplicates its self, and can provide nourishment on the go. It also allows GM to troll a bit if bad dice rolls.
>>33284
Now when you say that, do you mean you want anon-filly as n apprentice, or do you mean Infernius wants,... cuz in that case, you would be Infernius' apprentice,....
*chopsticks are
Basically its an item that duplicates its self, and can provide nourishment on the go. It also allows GM to troll a bit if bad dice rolls.
>>33284
Now when you say that, do you mean you want anon-filly as n apprentice, or do you mean Infernius wants,... cuz in that case, you would be Infernius' apprentice,....
>>33297
Max dex bonus of +1 cuz full plate, the swank suit weighs and counts as clothing.
Max dex bonus of +1 cuz full plate, the swank suit weighs and counts as clothing.
>>33301
>rapes thez
i gotta sleep boys the trauma of having teeth ripped out of your skull tires a guy out.
>rapes thez
i gotta sleep boys the trauma of having teeth ripped out of your skull tires a guy out.
>>33303
Wait, are you really going to do it in the dungeon, right over Duck Cheney's freshly-stripped dead body?
Wait, are you really going to do it in the dungeon, right over Duck Cheney's freshly-stripped dead body?
>>33312
*Grows to full size*
*Drags them both over Cheney's corpse*
*Is small again*
Get used to it; it's part of being married.
*Grows to full size*
*Drags them both over Cheney's corpse*
*Is small again*
Get used to it; it's part of being married.
>>33318
No, but the die roll suggests that in this particular moment, he leveraged his strength with more finesse, efficacy, and form than Tracy did, thus overcoming her stupid-high strength
No, but the die roll suggests that in this particular moment, he leveraged his strength with more finesse, efficacy, and form than Tracy did, thus overcoming her stupid-high strength
>>33319
[Deliberately loud hoers nightmare]
Fae still has to listen though.
>Tracy is making sounds like a locomotive, whistling dual streams of smoke.
[Deliberately loud hoers nightmare]
Fae still has to listen though.
>Tracy is making sounds like a locomotive, whistling dual streams of smoke.
>>33322
Idk anymore...
Regardless it's really fucking loud. Like sitting behind the engine of an old-fashioned coal-powered train.
Does that cause any immediate problems?
Idk anymore...
Regardless it's really fucking loud. Like sitting behind the engine of an old-fashioned coal-powered train.
Does that cause any immediate problems?
>>33318
>>33319
Tracy only has full Cauchemar strength via Paladin's mount, which is activated by being called or mounted, which is not what happened here. If you're claiming strength from Nightmare alternative form, that has 18 strength, which is high, but Trumpaladin has 20 with Thez's girddle
Regardless, if the goal is to be obnoxious to the rest of the party, Tracy's best option is to be remain right where she is under him on the catwalk, a few feet away from Torcuil and Fae
>>33319
Tracy only has full Cauchemar strength via Paladin's mount, which is activated by being called or mounted, which is not what happened here. If you're claiming strength from Nightmare alternative form, that has 18 strength, which is high, but Trumpaladin has 20 with Thez's girddle
Regardless, if the goal is to be obnoxious to the rest of the party, Tracy's best option is to be remain right where she is under him on the catwalk, a few feet away from Torcuil and Fae
*Rolls out red carpet*
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>mfw Ebin has no character
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>>33342
You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want. Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
>>33343
Hrmmm. Okay, when you put it that way.
>>33344
Not at the moment, that's Tracy who's getting >"raped" (its not really rape, she likes it)
You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want. Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
>>33343
Hrmmm. Okay, when you put it that way.
>>33344
Not at the moment, that's Tracy who's getting >"raped" (its not really rape, she likes it)
>>33347
>>33345
I see.
>>33346
>You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want.
I can be a wild card.
>Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
So, where is "here"?
>>33349
is it because he secretly enjoys it and doesn't want to?
>>33345
I see.
>>33346
>You don't have to, u can just shitpost if you want.
I can be a wild card.
>Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
So, where is "here"?
>>33349
is it because he secretly enjoys it and doesn't want to?
>>33328
I don't think we should take the "huge" monster size class on the cauchemar form too seriously. The article is self-contradictory. It also says that the Cauchemar is "the size of a light warhhorse," which is to say, the size of a 900-1200 pound riding horse, in the same article. A mount that is as big as the "huge" monster size is pretty useless anyways. You couldn't get close enough to an enemy to hit it with a sword, you couldn't take it indoors or in tight streets, you'd be limited in mobility, logistics, and many otherways. It would take more than a round to mount an animal the size of an elephant, whereas a draft only takes a standard action. The magic of an outsider can solve many of those problems, but not all of them. To be sure, something like an elephant as a mount has very clear advantages under many circumstances, but is not very good as general heavy calvary.
To be frank, the smaller riding horses are actually superior to draft horses as calvary. Draft horses really were only used as prolifically as they were because of the desire to armor riders and armor horses, thus the strength was appreciated, but the agility and other benefits of smaller horses like Arabians meant that these horses replaced drafts in combat as armor became useless.
I think the most natural interpretation of the Cauchemar is that it is draft horse sized, but so powerful that it has many of the features of a huge sized animal, ad should be treated as a huge sized animal for the purposes of hit die and monster advancement, but is still onlt a 1900 pound 17 hand horse to the guy who wants to mount her
>>33343
This. I can't really post because of lag
>>33350
>*MountsTracy, so she can be more annoying to Torcuil*
>>33352
\r
I don't think we should take the "huge" monster size class on the cauchemar form too seriously. The article is self-contradictory. It also says that the Cauchemar is "the size of a light warhhorse," which is to say, the size of a 900-1200 pound riding horse, in the same article. A mount that is as big as the "huge" monster size is pretty useless anyways. You couldn't get close enough to an enemy to hit it with a sword, you couldn't take it indoors or in tight streets, you'd be limited in mobility, logistics, and many otherways. It would take more than a round to mount an animal the size of an elephant, whereas a draft only takes a standard action. The magic of an outsider can solve many of those problems, but not all of them. To be sure, something like an elephant as a mount has very clear advantages under many circumstances, but is not very good as general heavy calvary.
To be frank, the smaller riding horses are actually superior to draft horses as calvary. Draft horses really were only used as prolifically as they were because of the desire to armor riders and armor horses, thus the strength was appreciated, but the agility and other benefits of smaller horses like Arabians meant that these horses replaced drafts in combat as armor became useless.
I think the most natural interpretation of the Cauchemar is that it is draft horse sized, but so powerful that it has many of the features of a huge sized animal, ad should be treated as a huge sized animal for the purposes of hit die and monster advancement, but is still onlt a 1900 pound 17 hand horse to the guy who wants to mount her
>>33343
This. I can't really post because of lag
>>33350
>*MountsTracy, so she can be more annoying to Torcuil*
>>33352
\r
>>33350
>sekret enjoyment
Yes
>here
Uhhhhh,... in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures. That's more just to ease the introduction of additional elements. Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
>baking
>sekret enjoyment
Yes
>here
Uhhhhh,... in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures. That's more just to ease the introduction of additional elements. Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
>baking
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